#bubba and lucy

[theprofessor45]

I want to wish everyone a very Happy Valentines Day!!!!

I hope you all enjoy this day of love and (if you have that special someone). Let them know how much you love and care for them!

This piece showcases my two main relationships from my series: Avery Noel x Anilius Scytales from The Anomalous and Bubba x Lucy from their series. I wanted to show off how much they mean to one another and show off my own abilities after some time at art school.The entire piece is done in only pinks and white. It was difficult but fun!

Hope you enjoy it and have a lovely day!!!!

[kissorkill16]

A Child's Distorted Memories: A Hello Neighbor Fanfic

By JJ

Summary: Nightmares are terrifying...that's all I want to say.

Nicky tossed and turned in his bed, hyperventilating and clutching the sides of his head, and squeezing his eyes shut.

Meanwhile, the voice of the tall, dark, distorted shadow kept whispering in his ear.

"Stay. Hide. Forever. Darkness.", it kept repeating. "Stay. Hide. Forever. Darkness."

"Stop!", whimpered Nicky, "Leave me alone!"

Then he felt a hand grab his shoulder and yanked him out of the bed.

"Let me go!", he screamed.

The figure broke down into two shadows, and there were now just two little girls. He recognized those girls immediately.

Lucy and Mya.

"Join us, Nicky.", said Mya. "Join us and we can be together!"

Nicky kept shaking his head and backing away, but Lucy grabbed his arm.

"DON'T MOVE AWAY FROM US!", she screamed. "YOU WILL DIE EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL YOU MYSELF!"

Nicky managed to free himself from Lucy's grip, but he ended up falling backwards. It was a long drop, and he ended up falling flat on his back.

When he got up, the first thing he saw was his grandmother. Her face was unreadable, and she spoke in a deep voice...

"You have cursed yourself with inescapable death."

He heard her say that before, and his eyes widened.

"Bubba, please -"

"You did this to yourself, Nicholas. Now you will forever suffer the guilt of saying you hated me, and all I've ever done is try to protect you.", she said. "Everything in this town, deadly and demonic, is going to come for you. You're not safe, Nicholas. No one is safe. No one."

Then she vanished into thin air.

"Bubba! Come back!", screamed Nicky. He tried running to the mist where he first saw his grandmother, but he ran right through it, and straight into the wall.

Nicky backed away from the wall, and he immediately knew where he was.

Mr. Peterson's basement.

"HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE!", he screamed as he backed up against the fake window, and ended up falling through it. He once again fell right on his back.

He got up, but this time, he didn't know where he was. Everything looked so shiny. He was surrounded by mirrors, and each and every one showed his reflection...

All except the one in front of him.

That mirror showed the reflection of Mr. Peterson.

He backed away, heavily hyperventilating and beginning to cry a little, his back pressing against the glass surface.

"You enjoy spying on me, don't you?", said the man. Nicky shook his head, "No! I don't! But I didn't have any other choice -"

"Bullshit.", growled Mr. Peterson. "I gave you so many chances to back away from this, to leave me alone, but you just love not listening to people, don't you?", he didn't even wait for an answer. "Yes, you do."

Nicky kept shaking his head.

"You love the intrusion, you love the thrill, you love just running away from me."

"I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE AARON WAS IN TROUBLE!"

Mr. Peterson let out a loud, boisterous, earth shaking laugh that nearly made the glass break. "And I only did what I had to do to keep him safe."

Nicky slowly took off his shoe, and was getting ready to throw it at Mr. Peterson.

"By the time I'm done with you, you're going to wish you were still in my basement.", said Mr. Peterson, "At least there, you were safe."

Nicky threw his shoe at the mirror, breaking it into a thousand pieces on the floor. He ran through the hole he broke the glass into, and suddenly, he was at school.

The hallway was flooded with people, and they were all holding that one humiliating picture of his mental breakdown, some were pointing at him and laughing. And there was one particular person in the center of the room, holding her camera and laughing at him.

Finch.

"Look, everyone! It's Nutty Nicky!", she said aloud, pointing to Nicky.

Everyone suddenly turned to the boy, and Nicky clutched at the side of his head, backing up against the wall as he tried to drown out all of the kids laughing at him.

Finch stepped closer to Nicky, aimed her camera at him, and shot the picture. "Smile, Nutty Nicky!", she said.

A loud flash of light took Nicky somewhere else.

Mr. Murtaugh's Science Room.

There, all of his friends were lined up, and they all looked at him with hatred and disgust.

"What the hell has gotten into you, Nicky?", asked Enzo. "You're freaking everyone out, even us. I'm sorry, but I can't be friends with you if you've become such a loose cannon."

"Yeah. Me neither, man. Nice knowing you, Nicky.", said Maritza.

"I can't believe I ever thought you were cool.", said Ivan.

The three of them disappeared. However, one of his friends stayed in their place, still staring at him.

Trinity.

She moved closer to him, pointing a finger to his chest. "Nicky,...you are the most useless, idiotic, pathetic piece of shit I've ever met in my life. I'm ashamed to have ever called you my friend.", she growled and whispered.

All of these words pained Nicky to hear. Tears began to pool in the corners of his eyes, but then Trinity pushed him, and he was falling again.

He once again landed on his back. He slowly got up, and at first, he didn't know where he was. But once he looked around a little more, he nearly screamed.

He was once again in Mr. Peterson's basement.

Only this time, it was full of fire and rubble.

And out of the rubble emerged two burning skeletons, and they kept calling out to Nicky.

"Come join us in hell, Nicky.", they said. "Once you're dead, you'll finally be at peace."

Behind the skeletons emerged two shadows. Lucy and Mya.

"We'll be happy in death together forever."

Nicky quickly got up and tried running up the stairs to the door, but the door slammed in his face. He kept trying to pull or push it open, but it was locked shut.

Then someone said behind the door, "Have fun with your friends, Nicky."

It was Trinity's voice.

"Trinity, help me! Don't leave me here!"

"I'm sorry, Nicky, but I'm running out of time.", she said. "I'll be right back for you, I promise.", then she ran away.

"She's not coming back.", growled the voices behind him.

Nicky turned around to see the skeletons, the shadows, and the fire creeping up the stairs. The skeletons grabbed at his ankles, pulling him down, but Nicky grabbed onto the stairs and tried to kick them away.

"Leave me alone!", he screamed. "Trinity, help!"

"You're here forever.", chanted the voices. "Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever..."

As they chanted, Nicky began to lose his grip on the stairs, and he was being dragged down by the demonic skeletons and shadows of Mr. Peterson's basement.

"You get out, but you'll never leave."

Nicky gasped awake, clutching his chest and hyperventilating. He held his shaking knees, trying to steady his quivering body.

Then he started sobbing.

These nightmares have been getting out of control ever since that day Trinity left him in the basement, leaving him to find his own way out.

He took his bag from under his pillow and pulled it over his head, tightening it around his throat.

He didn't care if it was risky, he didn't care if he'd tried to poison him, he needed to talk to Mr. Murtaugh.

Because at this point, he seemed to be the only person who would be able to calm him down.

[doodledoesthing3]

RANDOM SMILING CRITTERS OC ONESHOTS FT. @that1garrulousfan & @daydreamer36 OCS!

Scene 1 (Copper Trade & Hot Topic):

Ash, sitting on top of a cooler: Where is that penguin…

Fungus: He could be running late, Tio.

Ash: Yeah, yeah I know but Issac is normally on time whenever I call him. You don’t think he forgot, do you?

Fungus: No, if anything he’s probably stuck in traffic or something.

Ash: Yeah, you’re right. Y’know the last time I was here, there was this super hyper hyena that kept asking me what I was making-

HyperHumor in the distance: HEY THERE INVENTOR GUY!

Ash: oh my god no.

She runs towards them.

HyperHumor: I didn’t expect to see you again! You even brought a new friend with you this time!

Fungus: Tio, who is this lady-

HyperHumor: YOU’RE AN UNCLE NOW?!

Ash: I’ve always been an- Nevermind, yes I’m an uncle. Now what do you want?

HyperHumor: I just wanna know what you’re building that’s all!

Ash: I’m just fixing a coffee machine for a friend of mine.

Ash turns to Fungus and whispers into his ear.

Ash, whispering: Fungus, I need you to distract her until I’m done getting the materials from Issac.

Fungus nods in agreement.

Ash: Hey, uh…what’s your name again?

HyperHumor: My name is HyperHumor!

Ash: Oh! Well my name is Ash. This is my nephew, Fungus. Can you like take him to the uh…

Fungus: The Hello Kitty Store!

Ash: I thought you couldn’t stand that pla-

The boy winked at his uncle.

Ash: I mean- Yeah, take him to the Hello Kitty store for me!

HyperHumor: Uh, okay? When do you want me to give him back?

Ash: He’ll tell you when it’s time to go.

HyperHumor: Okay.

Hyper and Fungus leave as Issac finally arrives.

Issac Inventor: Sorry I’m late. I was stuck talking to this weird dog.

Ash: Don’t worry about it. You got the goods?

Issac Inventor: Depends, you got the ice?

Ash opens the cooler to reveal a huge chuck of ice.

Issac Inventor: Oh that’s beautiful! you’re gonna be building good for months!

HyperHumor and Fungus walk around the mall until they see a store.

HyperHumor: Hey, this isn’t the Hello Kitty store!

Fungus: No, it’s Hot Topic.

HyperHumor: What’s the topic? Devil worship?

Fungus: Wouldn’t you like to know.

They walk into the store and immediately spot a familiar face.

???: Which shirt did she want again?

Fungus: Miss Barker?

Harper Barker turns around and spots the two.

Harper Barker: Oh sweet critter-Jesus.

HyperHumor: Harper! I didn’t know you shopped here!

Harper Barker: I don’t. The one in the underground is getting remodeled and my girlfriend wanted something from here.

Fungus: As in the girlfriend that you don’t have?

Harper Barker: Shouldn’t you be with one of weird aunts or uncles?

Fungus: Shouldn’t you stop patronizing my uncle?

HyperHumor: Wait you two know each other?

Fungus and Harper both sigh.

Fungus & Harper: Unfortunately.

Harper Barker: One of his uncles is a criminal.

Fungus: She keeps hunting down my uncle CatNap whenever he isn’t doing anything bad.

HyperHumor: Yeesh, bad experiences with each other. We’ll just leave you alone then.

Fungus: Gabby says that you reek of bleach.

HyperHumor: ALRIGHT! Bye Harper!

Harper rolls her eyes and continued shopping as the two left.

They didn’t buy anything…

Scene 2 (Chased by a Guard Dog):

HyperHumor is seen walking through the halls of a facility. SV! CatNap is not too far behind her. Harper is seen talking to another guard.

Harper Barker: Yeah and then he said-

HyperHumor: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Harper turns around and makes eye contact with Hyper. They stare at each other for a few minutes before Hyper runs away with Harper chasing her from behind.

Harper Barker: OH HYPERHUMOR!

HyperHumor: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Scene 3 (Denial):

Harper Barker is running through the valley in order to get to the entrance of the Underground.

SV! CatNap: Hey Harp-

Harper Barker: YOU’RE GAY.

Harper continues to run.

SV! CatNap: Yeesh! What was that about?

HyperHumor: Yeah like there was no need to repeat something that we already knew.

SV! CatNap slowly turns to stare at her.

HyperHumor: What?

SV! CatNap: I- I’m not gay.

HyperHumor eyes him up and down.

SV! CatNap: Why are you looking at me like that?

HyperHumor: Didn’t you call the sun DogDay-

SV! CatNap: IT WAS ONE TIME!

Diamond: CatNap, darling, we all know that it was more than one time.

SV! CatNap: No it wasn’t! Calico, you believe me right?

Calico: Te he visto llorar al anochecer varias veces. [translated: I've seen you cry at dusk (the sunset) several times.]

SV! CatNap: Damnit.

Scene 4 (Bagels):

Pico: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Pierre, standing behind Lucy: The Souls of the Innocent.

Lucy: A bagel.

Pierre: NO!

Lucy: Two bagels…?

Scene 5 (THE VOICES.):

Dainty Daisy: Hey, what’s wrong with that guy?

She points towards SV! CatNap being crowded by the SV! Smiling Critters.

HyperHumor: I don’t know, I tried asking once but-

SV! CatNap: THE VOICES‼️‼️‼️

SV! Hoppy: WE DEMAND WAFFLE FRIES!!!!

SV! Kickin: THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD DEMAND IT!!!!

SV! Bubba Bubbaphant: I don’t.

SV! Hoppy slowly turns around to look at him before turning back to SV! CatNap.

SV! Hoppy: BUBBA DEMANDS WAFFLE FRIES!!!

SV! Bubba Bubbaphant: NO I DONT???

Scene 6 (Dehydration or Godhood?):

Harper Barker and Pierre are fighting each other for practice, Pierre hadn’t been drinking water at all that day.

Harper Barker: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated-

Pierre: OUTTA MY WAY LESBIAN! I’M BOUTTA LIBERATE MY DIVINE SELF FROM THIS MORTAL SHELL!

After Pierre attempted to fight Harper….

Pierre, laying on the ground as he looks extremely exhausted: Hop- Hopital…

Scene 7 (Roof: Chased by a Guard Dog continued):

Harper Barker is looking for HyperHumor and SV! CatNap around the facility.

Harper Barker: Where are they-

Footsteps are heard above her.

Harper Barker: oh my god.

Rat Guard 1: Captain! The intruders ran into the janitor’s closet-

Harper Barker: HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET UP TO THE ROOF?!

Rat Guard 2: Oh so that’s why we couldn’t find them in the janitor’s closet!

Harper Barker: …what.

Rat Guard 2: Yeah, we couldn’t find-

Harper grabs Rat Guard 2 by the neck and pins them to the wall.

Harper Barker: Has no one ever taught you a lesson in shutting up? Because that running mouth of yours is about to get you fired.

Rat Guard 2: No… Sorry, Ca- Captain.

Harper Barker: Good.

She throws them into Rat Guard 1.

Harper Barker: Now go be useful and capture those intruders.

The two guards ran off as Harper quickly made her way towards the roof.

Meanwhile…

SV! CatNap and HyperHumor are on the roof, looking down at the ground below.

HyperHumor: How much do you think grass can soften a fall?

SV! CatNap: Not a lot. Trust me, I’ve seen Topaz try and fail several times.

HyperHumor: Welp, what are we supposed to do now?

SV! CatNap: I can probably call Cat-Bee to teleport us out of here-

Harper Barker from a distance: OH CRIMINAL!

SV! CatNap: ONTO THE GRASS!

HyperHumor: WAIT WHAT-

SV! CatNap pushed HyperHumor off the roof before jumping off as well. Harper Barker and two rat guards walked over to where the two criminals were before they jumped.

Rat Guard 1: Are they…dead?

Harper couldn’t help but smile. Her smile looked manic…

Harper Barker: Only one can hope!

…Harper then saw both of them again when she was getting lunch with her girlfriend.

Scene 8 (Fries):

HyperHumor and Harper Barker are sitting at a park bench.

HyperHumor: Your anger levels have not gone down at all today!

Harper Barker: Okay and?

HyperHumor: We were supposed to figure out how to control your anger so that you’d stop blowing up on people and saying death threats whenever someone you don’t like starts speaking! Aren’t guards supposed to be nice to civilians or something?

Harper Barker: Not me. I’m the captain of the guards, remember?

Hyper let out an annoyed sigh.

HyperHumor: Of course that doesn’t apply to you…

???: Sounds like you’re trying to help Harper with her issues.

Hyper and Harper turned around and saw Dainty Daisy walking towards them. Harper’s eyes widened as she saw fries in Daisy’s hand.

Harper Barker: She has Hop n Stops! Dan, where’d you get Hop n Stops?

Dainty Daisy: Hop n Stop?

Harper held her hand out.

Harper Barker: Bitch, give me fry.

HyperHumor: Harper language-

Dainty Daisy, holding the fries away from her: Is that how you ask?

Harper Barker: Bitch, PLEASE give me a fry.

Daisy gave Harper a fry as she sat down next to Hyper. Putting the fries on the table as she did so.

HyperHumor: That’s somewhat better, but can you please not call her the B word?

Harper Barker: That sounds like you problem.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper, why are you even helping her? She’s walking disaster.

HyperHumor: Be nice! Harper just needs a push in the right direction is all.

Dainty Daisy: She needs a push into therapy.

Harper Barker: And you need a push into the hospital.

Dainty Daisy: See? Just let her imaginary girlfriend help her.

Harper started to growl.

Harper Barker: Continue talking about my girlfriend and the last thing you’re gonna remember is her putting you in the ground.

HyperHumor: Harper, calm down! Daisy didn’t mean it! Right, Daisy?

Dainty Daisy: I mean it. God, I need some fries- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIES?!

Harper showed off the last fry in front of Daisy before eating it in front of her.

Dainty Daisy: B*dolphin noise*H, THAT WAS MY LAST ONE! HOW’D YOU TAKE THAT?!

Harper Barker: Quick hands. Don’t leave your fries out on the table next time. You should check in with like Fungus or an angel about that weird censoring curse you and Hyper both have.

Dainty Daisy: We don’t-

HyperHumor: HAHA! YOU’RE SO RIGHT, HARPER! WE SHOULD DO THAT EVENTUALLY!

Daisy gave Hyper a confused look.

HyperHumor: Wow! Look at the time, we’d better get going now. Bye, Harper! See ya later!

Before Harper could say anything, Hyper quickly dragged Daisy behind a building.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper, what was that all about? Why were you acting so weird?

HyperHumor turned around and gave her a guilty look.

Dainty Daisy: Hyper… What did you do?

HyperHumor: So uh… Funny story, Harper thinks that we’re from her universe-

Dainty Daisy: HYPER!

HyperHumor: I wasn’t even done yet! She thinks we’re from here and that we got cursed to be censored whenever we swear!

Dainty Daisy: You could’ve ask that Bee-Cat lady to turn off the censors! I don’t mind cussing Harper out without censors.

HyperHumor: That’s problem if I do turn off the censors for us! Harper would crush you into tiny little bits! I’ve seen her fight and she gets all the scary.

Dainty Daisy: Okay? I can probably take her in a fight.

HyperHumor: You don’t know that!

Dainty Daisy: Ugh, can we just talk about this back home?

HyperHumor: Fine, but you have to put a dollar in the sweat jar for what you said to Harper!

Daisy rolled her eyes as Hyper opened a portal back home.

Dainty Daisy: Fine.

Hyper and Daisy both enter the portal as a shadowy figure watches before flying away. The only thing left behind was a yellowish green feather.

THATS THE END OF THIS BATCH OF ONESHOTS! :D

HYPERHUMOR AND DAINTY DAISY BELONGS TO @that1garrulousfan

PERFECT PIERRE, PICO IMPURE, AND ISSAC INVENTOR BELONGS TO @daydreamer36

[papermoonloveslucy]

SUPER BOWL BALL!

LUCY & THE GRIDIRON

Even the Queen of Comedy was a gridiron groupie!  Here’s a pigskin parade of touchdown moments of Lucy and the sport of FOOTBALL! 

1934 ~ As a young model and actress, Lucille Ball didn’t just take film jobs. Here she poses in football gear with Billie Seward at Bovard Field in Los Angeles.

“Three Little Pigskins” (1934) ~ A football-themed film starring the Three Stooges and Lucille Ball. 

The second half of the film was shot at Gilmore Stadium. The Los Angeles stadium was newly built in 1934 and had a seating capacity of 18,000. Coincidentally, the stadium was later sold to CBS and became the site of Television City. 

Too Many Girls (1939) ~ The Broadway production of the musical featured Eddie Bracken and Desi Arnaz as football players. Both would be featured in the film version a year later. Interestingly, it was a football injury that kept Desi Arnaz stateside during World War II. 

Too Many Girls (1940) ~ Van Johnson (center) was added for the film version. It was this film that introduced Lucille Ball to Desi Arnaz. 

On June 26, 1948, Dorothy Manners’ column reported that Lucille Ball was cast in Interference, a film about pro football starring Victor Mature, to be produced by RKO. 

The film was not released until October 1949, by which time its title had been changed to Easy Living. The film features the real-life Los Angeles Rams football team

“The Football Game” (1950) ~ Liz (Lucille Ball) and Iris are determined to go to the annual State University homecoming football game with the boys, until the boys tell them they aren’t planning to take them along this time.

IRIS: I can hardly wait to get to the game and watch that old quarterback make a home run. LIZ: Iris, it’s not a home run, it’s a touchdown. And isn’t a quarterback, it’s a second baseman. RUDOLPH: It’s a shame not to take them along, George. Wouldn’t they love to see the jockey run 65 yards to a knockout?

“The Saxophone” (1952) ~ When Lucy finds her saxophone, she mentions to Ethel that she was in the high school marching band in Celoron in order to date a football player.  

“The Benefit” (1952)

“Ricky Minds the Baby” (1954) ~ Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game on TV.

“Little Ricky Learns to Play the Drums” (1956) ~ Sports fan Fred is trying to catch up on his reading with a November 1954 copy of Sports Illustrated with San Francisco 49′ers Quarterback Y.A. Tittle, the first professional football player, on the cover.  

Tittle will be mentioned again in “Lucy the Fixer” (1969). 

February 1956 ~ Lucy returns to Jamestown by helicopter and sees that fans have spelled out a greeting on the snow-covered Jamestown High School football field. 

“Lucy and Superman” (1957) ~ Lucy’s make-shift Superman costume features a football helmet! 

ETHEL: I still think the helmet is wrong. Superman doesn’t wear a helmet.  LUCY: He would if he was trying to cover up his red hair! 

“The Bob Hope Buick Sports Award Show” (1961) ~ Lucille Ball is one of the celebrity presenters. Coincidentally, her name in the opening credits is over a football game, although she later presents an award to boxer Floyd Patterson. 

“Lucy is a Referee” (1962) ~ Jerry and Sherman’s football game is going to be canceled due to the lack of a referee, so Lucy volunteers. 

With the help of her boyfriend Harry (Dick Martin), she learns all the signals, but cannot help interfering on her son’s behalf and clumsily affecting the outcome of the game.  

At the start of this episode, Lucy is searching for her son’s lost Johnny Unitas football card.  At first, Viv thinks that Frankie Avalon and Ricky Nelson are football players, too.  Lucy reads out the sports cards of ‘Red’ Phillips, then a player for the Los Angeles Rams, and Jimmy Brown, of the Cleveland Browns. Divorcee Viv laments that the players’ age and marital status are not given.

Lucy offers to take both teams to a pro football game, but a blizzard strands them all at Lucy’s house, watching the big game on TV.

The Mighty Mites of the Venice Athletic Club was a pee-wee football team from Venice Beach, California, that took the parts of both the home and away teams in this episode.

“Lucy Puts Up a TV Antenna” (1962) ~ Sherman and Jerry are excited that the All-American Football Team is going to be on TV. This continues the boys’  enthusiasm for football, established in “Lucy is a Referee”. Later, when trapped on the roof, Lucy mentions that Chris is having her music lesson and the boys are playing football.  

“Lucy the Co-Ed” (1970) ~ Harry’s old flame Gloria is in town to help produce a musical for their college alumni. They resurrect a show Harry wrote in college. 

Harry (Gale Gordon) plays ‘Crazy Hips,’ Bullwinkle University’s football star.

As the curtain goes up, the orchestra plays “You Gotta be a Football Hero (To Get Along with the Beautiful Girls)” written by Al Sherman, Buddy Fields and Al Lewis in 1933. It is one of the most widely recorded and performed football anthems of all time.

The song was first sung by Craig (Desi Arnaz Jr.) in “Lucy and Carol Burnett” (1969) to raise money for the school gym.

FUMBLE!  The white football Craig tossed away during his solo number is stranded on stage. Desi Jr. must stoop down to scoop it up during his entrance for the finale.

“Lucy the Skydiver” (1970) ~ When Lucy sees her daughter in a motorcycle helmet she asks if she’s playing for the Rams, Los Angeles’ hometown football team. Later, when she has the parachute pack strapped to her back, Lucy says she feels like she’s carrying the Green Bay Packers, yet another football reference in this sports-themed episode that aired (coincidentally) the same day as the premiere of Monday Night Football.  

“Lucy and Aladdin’s Lamp” (1971) ~ Craig (Desi Arnaz Jr.) wishes for two tickets to the sold-our Rams Football game. After a dramatic thunder clap, Craig gets a call from his friend Alan who offers him a ticket.

In the same episode, Lucy pulls out a fur-lined jacket she says was worn by Joan Crawford in Mildred Pierce (1945). Craig says that judging by the shoulder pads she could have worn it in The Spirit of Notre Dame, a 1931 football-themed movie starring Lew Ayres.  

“Lucy and Joe Namath” (1972) ~ The series brings back the character of Craig for a special appearance by football player turned actor ‘Broadway’ Joe Namath. 

Actual clips of Namath on the field for the New York Jets (#12) are featured. 

After the show was over, Namath sent Lucille Ball an autographed football.

“Super Comedy Bowl” (1971) ~ In a sketch, Lucille Ball played an ER nurse who ‘manhandles’ football player Joe Namath after an accident. The sketch was written by Arnold Kane, who wrote about it in his book, My Meteoric Rise to Obscurity.

“Super Comedy Bowl” (1972) ~ The next year Lucie Arnaz followed in her mother’s footsteps, appearing on the special with football great Bubba Smith. 

“The Big Game” (1973) ~ O.J. Simpson speaks at Harry’s Chamber of Commerce luncheon and passes on a couple of free passes to a sold out football game.  

To get into the spirit of the occasion, Mary Jane brags she is wearing her Tommy Trojan pendant. Mary Jane says she learned a lot about football because of her crush on Howard Cosell,one of television’s most famous and enigmatic sportscasters.

The football hanging above the head table falls into the punch bowl - splashing Simpson in the face. Touchdown! 

“Lucy Carter Meets Lucille Ball” (1974) ~ The on-screen announcer is played by Tom Kelly, who first called play-by-play for college football. He described the action of five USC national championship football teams, five Heisman Trophy winners, and 92 first team All-American footballers. Kelly previously played himself in “The Big Game” sharing the screen with O.J. Simpson.

[wosoamazing]

Mummy or Leah

Summary: Based on this request.

Warnings: Mention of death (Rs parents, Cancer) - like in last Paragraph thats it, mention of Arsenal's Injuries last year....

Summary: It's only short, but I hope you like it :) - currently I am working on the McFoord Teen!Reader Fic and the next story in the McFoord Baby Series.

Today you were going to your first England camp since your Mum got an ouchie knee that meant she couldn't play for a long time, Beth and Viv had also hurt their knees, and Laura, something about an ACL. Lia, your Mummy’s friend had moved in to help originally but then she got hurt too. You had only recently been adopted by your Mummy when she got hurt, it scared you, you didn't want her to die too.

“You excited bub?” Your Mum said as she got you out of your car seat, you didn't say anything immediately seeing Lucy.

“Ucy!” you screamed as you ran to her, she scooped you up and threw you into the air.

“I think you’ve got your answer,” Alessia giggled.

“Nice to see you again, little one, where is your Mum?” She asked, picking you up, you pointed to where your Mum was standing with her Arsenal teammates, she started to walk over to them.

“Wessi” you said as you made grabby hands for her.

“That didn't take long,��� Lucy said as she handed you over to Alessia.

“Oh Lessi is currently the favourite, isn't she monkey,” Alessia asked you as she tickled you, causing you to giggle.

“Wove Wessi, we go pway? Tooney, Mary?” Alessia looked over to Leah, who nodded.

“Sure monkey, let's go find them, I just need to go take my stuff up to my room,”

“We’ve got it Less, don’t worry,” “Thanks Le.”

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“Weah,” you said as you reached up and tugged on her shorts, she hadn't noticed you walk in with Mary, you and Mary had run away from Alessia, so she was still outside, “What did you just say bub?” “Weah”

“Who’s that?” you pointed to her, “is that my name?” you nodded, she should know this shouldn't she, “but I’m Mummy, I’m your-” 

“Leah,” Alessia said loudly as she walked into the common room.

“Weah” you repeated after Alessia.

“Oh, I see the problem, do you think you need to call me Leah because everyone else does bubs?” you eagerly nodded your head, “oh, well yes, everyone else does call me Leah bubba, but that's only because I’m not their Mummy, you see I’m you Mum. Aren't I?” you eagerly nodded your head, “Well then, you get to call me Mummy.”

“O-tay” you replied before a big yawn escaped your mouth.

“Nap time?” you shook your head, “I think so bubba, why don’t you see if Beth will let you lie with her and you can nap,” you nodded slowly and your Mum put you down and you toddled over to where Beth was laying on a bean bag, she almost seemed sad.

“Bef, I nap wif you?” “Sure monkey,” she picked you up and you curled up on her torso, your head resting on her chest. 

“Wove oo,” you said to her, causing her heart to melt, a few tears started to well in her eyes, she tried to push them down as she drew circles on your back but when you drifted off to sleep and Leah went over to her, they left her eyes. Leah didn't say anything but wrapped her arms around her as best she could without disturbing you. A year ago today was the day a few of the Arsenal girls had met you, they were visiting kids in the hospital and saw you just walking about, as soon as Leah met you and found out your Dad had just died and that you had no one to care for you, as you Mum had died earlier from cancer, she knew she was going to adopt you. Your adoption was made official after you had been living with Leah for just over a month.

April 19 2022 marked the best and worst day of Leah’s life, it was the day you became hers officially but it was also the day her whole world came crashing down.

[mrchiipchrome]

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

W.C.- 2 k

a/n: This is part of the 'Parents' universe, also i need a better title for it sooo please give me suggestions:)

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“Aye María, you’re trending on twitter.” Mapi’s head snaps in your direction, eyes gleaming with excitement. She has no reason to be skeptical, you look truthful as always, blinding smile stretching across your lips. 

“Really?!-” Just as she was about to ask why she was trending, you interrupt her. 

“No.” Your tone was one of complete seriousness, deadpan beyond comprehension. You look on in delight as your teammate’s smile drops off the vicinity of her face, lips contorting into a disappointed frown. 

The back of your head stings with the hands coming down to hit it, a slap to the back of the head never hurt anyone, except you of course.

“Y/n, that’s not nice.” Alexia chides as you rub over the sensitive parts of your head, still stinging from the brutal hits. She looks at you through her peripheral vision, seeing the smile that’s still stretched across your lips, rolling her eyes at your childish nature. 

What did she expect though when they brought in a child?

“Neither was the prank she pulled on me last week but you didn’t tell her off for that, did you?” Annoyance seeps into your tone, slapping away the hand ruffling your hair. Alexia rolls her eyes at you again and you can barely resist telling her that they might get stuck like that if she continues, it was always fun to rile the woman up.

“You wanna test me cariño? I can make your life hell.” She interprets the huff you let out as acceptance, rising from the table to throw her trash away. 

On the other side of the room, you’re startled as lips press to your temple, hands placed on your shoulders.

“Causing trouble again, are you bubba?” Lucy plops down in the seat to your left, Keira occupying Alexia’s old seat to your right. You can’t help smiling again as your parents settle at your sides, they were a bit late to lunch as they were talking with Jona.

“No more than usual Robert, I wonder where I got it from. You think I need to go see the physios? Excessive childishness in a 15 year old is fatal from what I’ve heard.” You teased the older woman, who in response pushed her fingers between your ribs, the feeling way more ticklish than it should be.

“Leave the tot alone Luce, she’s got enough on her mind without you annoying her.” Keira says as she wraps her arm around your neck, pulling you into a headlock of sorts as she kisses your forehead over and over. 

“No way, I mean I can accept bubs and bubba, but tot? I’m fifteen.” It was almost like a toddler whining after its favourite toy, all tied together by the way your feet pound against the floor in protest.

“Mhm, sure. You’ll have to deal with every embarrassing nickname in the book until you take your last breath, bubs. Now, have you eaten enough? You know that we’ve got another training session after this.” Lucy reminds you hastily, pushing a granola bar into your hands as Keira hands you an apple.

“Yes I’ve eaten, no you two won’t be calling me ‘tot’ and ‘bubba’ when I’m 60, and yes I did in fact know that we’ve got training after lunch. Also, can I go over to Vicky’s after training? I need help with some homework.” You’re nearly through the doors of the meal room as you shout out the question, both Lucy and Keira nodding their heads in agreement.

Thinking no one’s watching you in the hallways is your fatal mistake, as you dance around in your spot you can hear the very distinct giggles from your usual partners in crime. Your eyes scan the space and in milliseconds you notice the short frames of Pina and Patri, the latter of the two holding up her phone in such a manner that convinced you that she was recording you.

“Having fun there osito?” Patri asks teasingly, as if you didn’t have plenty of incriminating videos of her doing things she definitely shouldn’t have been doing. The only response you give her is starting to run towards her at an alarming speed, the two women looking at each other in panic. 

Making the smart choice, they split up so that only one unfortunate soul had to deal with you, the one being Pina since she was easier for you to tackle to the ground if that was to be needed. She was also handed Patri’s phone when they were running, a sneaky attempt to keep the video.

“Come on, Osito, let’s not do anything drastic here.” Of course she was trying to negotiate when she was backed up against the wall, a nervous smile overtaking her face. “We’re amigos, remember?” When your eyes narrow, she knows she’s in trouble. Just as the shorter girl is about to try her chances at running away again, two stable hands land on your shoulders.

Pina nearly cries tears of joy as she sees Ingrid staring back at her, the norwegian’s arm now clasped tightly around your shoulders as she tries to pull you away from the short spaniard. But when you look back at her, thumb running across your own throat in a not so nice gesture, she begins to sweat again. 

It was no secret that you had dirt on her and Patri.

When Ingrid notices your obscene gesture she makes sure to slap the back of your head extra hard, obviously disapproving. 

“Why does everyone keep doing that?”

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“Narla’s blue now, looks like a smurf bit her.” You tell Lucy who sits opposite of you at the kitchen table, Keira cooking dinner not too far away. Lucy’s head snaps up from where it was turned down to look at her phone.

“What are you talking about? Are you kidding me?” Her accent is way thicker than normal, clouding her words more than usual. Your perfected poker face was always useful, but especially in situations like this, it was extremely difficult not to burst out into laughter at her expression. 

“Yeah I am. Why would she be blue?” The first part is said fully deadpanned, it is only when you ask her why that you allow the laughter to seep through into your voice. 

Lucy’s chair falls to the floor as she stands up, hands placed on the table like she’s about to do a speech. Instead what she does is walk around to your side of the table, tackling you to the floor like it’s no problem.

The two of you wrestle on the floor like schoolboys for a few moments until Keira calls out for you both, the woman already seeming fed up with whatever’s going on.

“Kids, dinner is ready, go set the table.” She tells you, standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips looking at you two in disappointment. Though most of it was channeled towards Lucy, she was supposed to be an adult after all.

The brit in question unlocks her strong arms from your midsection as you release her head from your grip, Lucy rushing to stand up.

“Careful now Luce, or I’ll get my pay back in the ring.” You hold your hands up in front of your face in the typical boxer stance, punching them out in a pattern. Right, right, left, right, left, left. At the same time you’re moving your feet against the floor rapidly, kicking them out whilst still keeping them against the floor.

“Calm it Sugar Ray.” She calls out from the kitchen, between the sounds of plates clacking together and utensils clinging. 

“Actually I was going for more of an Ali vibe.” You respond, fighting the smile willing itself onto your face. 

“Actually, Keira said ‘kids’ meaning both of us, so come here and help me.” Keira laughs at the playful shake of your head as you pass her by, her hands stretching up to mess your hair up even more. Dodging her hand as you slip into the kitchen has you triumphant, putting your hands up in celebration like Rocky.

It’s short lived though as Keira comes up behind you to complete her earlier action. You grumble in fake annoyance as you bring out the plates and place them on the table, sitting down in your seat with an overexaggerated  angry expression on your face.

It all washes away though as Keira pinched your cheek lovingly, a genuine smile coating your lips. Dinner was spent in pleasant conversation, spent like a family.

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“Jorge Vilda: father to be.” Exclamations of disgust, shock and pure hatred ring out through the Barcelona locker room, some even pausing in the middle of getting dressed to look at you. You yourself were staring down at your phone pretending to read an article. “The former Spain coach announced the pregnancy on his instagram earlier this morning.” 

“What the actual fuck?” Mapi finally gets out after nearly a minute of choking sounds, her face contorted into an expression of disgust.

“This has to be some kind of joke, Satan can’t have children.” Patri adds on, looking slightly green. You’d be more concerned about it if it weren’t for the facepaint you and Pina had applied onto her when she fell asleep first at the sleepover the night before. 

“Of course she’s joking, there’s no article.” Irene takes your phone from your hands, showing the girls in the room what you actually were doing. “She’s playing 2048, we don’t have to worry.” Relieved sighs cling out throughout the room before they realize what you did, multiple hands coming down to slap your head again.

“Stop the abuse, did any of you actually think any woman would get within ten meters of that man? I wouldn’t even if I got a million euros.” Most of the women in the room shake their heads in amusement, though agreeing with you.

“You have got to stop doing that osito.” Mapi laughs out, knuckles digging into your head affectionately.

“I’ll stop when you all stop messing with my hair.” You grumble, smoothing your hair down against your now hurting head, Mapi’s knuckles leaving bruises.

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“Luis Rubiales dead at 46 due to unknown caus-” You were cut off in the middle of reading the title of the ‘article’, some of the women in the room jumping up to stand on their chairs, others cheering loudly.

"Hallelujah!” Was heard from multiple people, others settling on just dancing in their spots like they’d won the lottery.

Trying to slip out of the room to avoid having to tell them it was a prank and ruining the joy, you were quickly pulled back by a suspicious Alexia Putellas, her glare so intense that you were shying back from looking at her. 

“Stop the celebrations, cariño was just pranking us again.” Even though Alexia tried to be the stern and serious captain, she couldn’t help the smile stretching across her face at the prank. She could admit when a prank was funny and the fact that everyone believed you, knowing full well that you’d done the exact same thing only weeks before made it that much more hilarious.

“Come onnnnnn, I thought we talked about not doing this bubs.” Lucy calls out to you sternly, but you knew her well enough to know that she wasn’t really mad at you, both her and Keira had amused half smiles on their faces.

“Okay, okay I promise that was the last time. Besides, I don’t think any reaction will ever top the one you just gave me.” 

The women in the room looked at each other and then back at you, seemingly deciding that the best course of action would be to smother you with their hugs and kisses. It was impossible to get away from the mob, the ones closest to you covering your face in platonic kisses, the rest just looked on in amusement, waiting for their own turn to torture you.

And even though it took about 10 minutes to get all the women off you, and back to your parents, you wouldn’t do anything to change them ever. You loved them all, even if they messed up your hair daily.

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Translation:

Osito - teddy/teddy bear

[ladylooch]

Lexi's Most Difficult Patient - [Nico x Lexi]

A/N: Everyone say thank you to Jay (@missjomarch) for this because I told her the fate of this being posted today rested in her hands. But also it’s almost her birthday!!!!!!!! Sooo happy early birthday to my little sister. I love you! Proud of you for all you’ve grown in this last year and cannot wait to see what is next for you!

Originally from this request.

Word Count: 2.7k

Warnings: injury- concussion, one mention of blood

The bright afternoon sun is a little confusing to Lexi Hischier as she hustles into the Prudential Center after her sister in law. Normally, she is used to coming into this arena as the sun is setting or already down, but today’s game is a matinee showdown with the Islanders. The girls drove to the game together, but arrived late due to unexpected traffic. Lexi has Lucie in her arms, her little legs bopping against her mom’s hip as her quick steps lead them down the ramp to the elevator. 

It is ten more minutes before they are settled into their seats in the family section. Lexi and Emma wave to the other WAGS, then quickly focus their attention to the game. 

“Bah!” Lucie points and howls down at the ice. 

“Is daddy out?” Lexi wonders, pressing her lips into Lucie’s brown hair. Her green eyes scan the ice and she smiles when she sees her husband, hustling forward with the puck. 

He looks good today. Nico oozes focus, dialed in to the task at hand despite the earlier game time and lack of a pre-game nap. Lexi isn’t surprised. He had an extra pep in his step this morning when he kissed his girls goodbye. 

“Nico looks good.” Emma murmurs, clapping around Lio in her lap at Nico’s shot attempt. 

“Mhm.” Lexi responds, chewing on her minty gum in anticipation of the next puck drop. 

Things quickly take a sour turn for the Devils after the ten minute mark of the 1st period. What started off as a fast pace game, quickly turned sluggish and frustrating as they began an undisciplined march to the penalty box. Nico spends more time killing penalties than attacking the net and his annoyance is evident as he flips his stick against the boards at the period intermission.

“Is it too early to drink?” Emma jokes, leaning back in her seat. Lio turns around, asking for a snack. “Sure, bubba. Lex, do you two need anything?” 

“Can you grab me some water?” Lexi asks politely. “Oh and a cookie if they have one.”

“Yes! I hope they have the ones from last game.” Emma grins. She stands up, taking Lio’s hand for their climb up the stairs. 

Emma and Lio make it back just as the second period is starting with various treats, including the desired cookies. Lio carefully balances the unopened water bottle in his hands, then beams as he hands it to Lexi.

“Good job, Lee.” His aunt murmurs, then smooches his cheek as he giggles. “How is he so big?” She pouts at Emma.

“I don’t know.” Emma sighs. Lucie had been sitting in Emma’s seat while she was gone. Her aunt scoops her up, smooching at her cheek loudly. “Mwah! How are you so big too, sweet girl?” Lexi smiles, then crosses her legs, leaning forward in her seat as she claps.

“Come on, baby. Let’s get something going.” 

The second period energy is anxious. Lexi spends a lot of it bitting her bottom lip with worry. Hockey is a physical game, but these hits seem on a different level. She closes her eyes as Nico is rocketed into the boards, making the plexiglass sway from the momentum. When she opens her eyes again, she feels immense relief that he is skating away with the play unscathed. 

“Oof.” Emma mutters, holding Lucie tighter.

“Not loving it.” Lexi sighs, putting a hand over her mouth.

She watches as her husband goes into the opposite end corner, fighting hungrily for a puck with the Islanders defenseman. Suddenly, another Islander player comes in and obliterates Nico, bringing an elbow up to his face to follow through his check. Lexi gasps, shooting back in shock in her chair as Nico falls to the ice in obvious pain. Timo comes barreling in, grabbing the defenseman before shaking his gloves lose.

“Ugh! Timo!” Emma grumbles. 

Lexi can’t worry about Timo right now. Her sole focus is on her husband who still has his face resting in his gloves. He lays flat on his chest, then slowly makes his way to his knees, face still buried. The trainer slides across the ice to him. Lexi can feel her chest moving up and down but she doesn’t really breathe. Not until he sits up on his knees. She can’t see his face from where she is, but he looks unsteady on his knees. 

“Take it slow.” Lexi whispers. She brings her clasped hands up to her mouth.

Off to the side, the refs break up Timo and the Islanders defenseman. Timo skates off with a spring in his step towards the Devils locker room. It’s close to the end of the period and blood visibly drips off Timo’s knuckles onto the white surface.

When Nico finally stands up, Emma pats Lexi’s thigh encouragingly. 

“That’s a good sign.”

Lexi nods absentmindedly, then runs an anxious hand through her hair. She looks up at the scoreboard, swallowing heavily as the seconds begin to tick down again. She pulls her phone out of her purse, keeping it in her hand for the next few minutes, waiting for a phone call to come through. Instead, it’s a text asking her to come downstairs to the training room.

“They want me to go down there.”

“Oh no.” Emma frowns. Usually, injured players stick around through the game and families meet up with them after the final buzzer. But that doesn’t seem to be the case for Nico right now. “Do you want me to keep her?” Emma asks about Lucie who is still content in her lap.

“No. I better grab all our stuff.” Lexi decides. She puts her purse back over her shoulders, then grabs the diaper bag before gathering up her daughter. “I’ll see you.” She murmurs to Emma.

“Text me what’s going on when you can.” Emma requests. Lexi nods.

With their daughter in hand, Lexi nervously heads down to the locker room. A team representative meets her at the elevator, then brings her back to the training room. Players flow in and out of the room, getting work done between periods. Timo and Nico are in beds next to each other. Timo’s knuckles are being tended to while Nico lays with a towel over his eyes, mostly undressed from his hockey gear, except for his undershorts.

“Hi baby.” Lexi quietly announces her presence. 

“I can take, Luc.” Timo offers, grinning at his niece.

“No you can’t. You’re bleeding.” The trainer mutters to him. Lexi chuckles.

“Thanks, T. I got her. Thanks for sticking up for her dad out there too.”

“Gonna clock him again in the third.”

“No, you’re not.” Nico mutters. “Keep the team in the game.” 

Lexi and Timo share a look, then she reaches for the towel to lift it from over her husband’s eyes.

“What’s the word?”

“Concussion.” He rolls his eyes. “I disagree.” Lexi’s eyebrows scrunch together.

“Why?” 

“Because I’m fine.” He snaps, sitting up. He runs a frustrated hand through his hair. “The team needs me.” He glares beyond his wife to the team doctor who seems unfazed by Nico’s outburst.

A silent conversation goes between the two of them, like they have already had this conversation out loud and both are too irritated to get into it again in front of Nico’s wife. Lexi looks away from her husband to the team doctor.

“I’ll leave.” Timo murmurs, hopping off the table and lumbering back into the locker room.

“Nico sustained a concussion.” The doctor begins when it is just the three of them. “Testing shows cognitive decline. He is having sensitivity to light and sound. He also thinks I didn’t see him sneak Excedrin from the medicine cabinet, but I did.” Nico rolls his eyes again.

“I’m fine.”

“You’re not.” The doctor says with finality. “Out for two weeks. We will monitor symptoms daily.” Nico scoffs, then throws the towel back down on his face, signaling he is done with this discussion.

“Did he lose consciousness?” Lexi asks hesitantly.

“No. Prognosis is good as long as he follows doctors orders.”

“Well, if he doesn’t want to follow those, he can follow the wife’s.” The team doctor chuckles.

“I like that. Get him home and resting. He’ll be okay.” The doctor encourages Lexi then exits the room to head back with the rest of the team towards the third period.

“Nico.” Lexi murmurs. “Let’s go home.”

When Nico doesn’t respond. She sets their daughter on his chest. Nico grins, peaking out from the towel at their daughter’s smiley face. The two Hischiers play peek-a-boo with the towel as Lucie’s infections giggles fill the room with happier energy. 

“I’m sorry, babe.” He sighs after a few moments. “I’m just frustrated. The team needs me.”

“So does this team.” Lexi reminds him, biting her bottom lip worriedly at his unfocused gaze. He holds her gaze as best he can, then sighs. 

“I’m gonna shower quick, then we can go home.” Lexi frowns deeper. 

“I don’t want you to fall over in there. Just get you dressed. We can shower together when we get home.” Nico grins excitedly. “Not like that.” She clarifies immediately. Nico scoffs, handing over Lucie so he can stand up.

“Fuck.” He mutters as he hops off the table. He sways into Lexi, stumbling and needing to grab the table for further balance. “I tripped over my feet.” Nico insists at his wife’s worried look.

Lexi watches his retreating back to the locker room. Lucie whines in her arms. 

“Shhh it’s okay, baby.” Lexi murmurs, cradling her daughter’s head to her mouth. 

Nico doesn’t seem phased by Lexi’s worry. 

Fine.

They can do this the hard way then.

- - - 

“Babe.” Nico grumbles as she runs her fingers through his hair to wake him up. He has been sleeping for two hours and it’s time for another check in.

“Mr. Hischier. Please open your eyes.” She drawls at him. He pops a curious eyeball open at her, like maybe she will finally give in to his pleading for sex. “How are you feeling?”

“If I say bad, will you help make me feel better?” He mumbles to her. He bites his bottom lip smugly at his own proposition. “Cause my biggest issue is this.” He grabs her hand, putting it on his growing arousal.

“Mmm.” She mewls to him, squeezing him for a moment. Nico shudders. “I really did want to reward you for being such a good patient today, but you’ve sucked.” She grins at his stammering as she moves away from him.

“Wh-what? I’ve done everything you asked today!” He mutters. “This isn’t fair. Suck my dick, baby. Please. Please, Lex.” He practically howls at her.

“I saw you take the garbage out.” She says, opening up Nico’s iPad to the Notes application. Inside there is seven days of symptom checks from the last week since his injury.

“Am I seriously being punished for taking out the trash?” He gapes at her like she can’t be serious. “What’s next? I get points off for helping with Lucie’s bath time tonight?”

“Your instructions were to what?” He balks, rolling his eyes then wincing at the motion. He brings a hand up, rubbing at the left side of his forehead. 

“Patient showing sings of headache on the left side.” She mumbles as she types.

“I didn’t say that.”

“You didn’t have to.” She says without looking up at him.

“It’s not from the concussion. It’s from my blue balls.”

Lexi giggles, a little snort coming out, which makes Nico laugh too. He groans, throwing his upper body into her lap exasperatedly.

“Not until you can get through the day headache free.” She reminds him, threading her fingers into his long hair. He pops up quickly, then closes one eye in discomfort.

“Maybe if we have sex I will have a headache free day.” He suggests.

“Okay, maybe tomorrow.” She pushes into his head with her pointer finger, forcing his head back down so he is laying in her lap. 

“I miss you.” He sighs dramatically towards the apex of her thighs.

“You are going on the list of top 5 worst patients I have ever had. The newborns in the NICU listened better than you.” She teases him. He moves forward, digging his face into her belly button. Then he lifts her shirt, putting his mouth there and blowing a raspberry into her skin. She feels his teeth from his grin as her abdomen shakes with laughter. “Neeks, focus. What else are you experiencing?”

“Did you write down my blue balls?”

“No!” She explodes with laughter, holding his head to her stomach so he doesn’t shake too much. 

“Um, I’m hungry for puss-“

“Enough.” Lexi says, putting a more professional tone into her voice. “This is serious. You could have longterm brain damage from this. We need to monitor what is happening to you.”

“Babe, I am fine.” He huffs, rolling out of her lap. “I have a headache, yeah. But it’s not like it was the first few days. I haven’t been dizzy.“ He shrugs. “I feel fine.”

“What about sensitivity? You seemed bothered by Lucie’s tears this morning.”

“Yeah because I hate when she cries.” He mumbles, crossing his arms over his chest.

Lexi looks over Nico for further evaluation. She leans forward, grabbing a wrist to check his pulse. Its strong and steady. She climbs onto his lap, looking into his eyes at his pupils and eye movement. He does seem to be doing better, but Lexi isn’t quite ready to release him back into the world. Sure, Nico has been hurt before, but this one is different. They are parents now, with more responsibilities than ever and the thought of what happens on the ice disrupting their family life has Lexi on edge.

She sighs, carding her fingers through both sides of his long, brown hair. 

“You need a trim.” She mumbles.

“Oh is that on the approved list?” Nico wonders. His hands snake around her hips, pulling her into his body tighter. He lays his head on her breasts, nuzzling his nose and cheek into the right one.

“Yeah.” She says, closing her eye and placing her mouth in the part of his hair. Tears start to sting in her eyes as she clutches Nico to her chest. Her throat begins to tighten, making it difficult to breathe fully or swallow. She sucks her cheeks in, trying to fight the emotions back. She needs to be the strong one right now to get them through this.

“Your heart is pounding.” Nico mumbles, pulling back. She opens her eyes and watches as his brown eyes turn concerned and gooey at her tears. “Baby, I’m okay.” Her bottom lip trembles. Nico runs his hands up from her hips to her back, pressing her into his chest now. Lexi shudders on her next breath.

“I just can’t stomach you not getting better.”

“I know.” He whispers quietly. “But I am getting better. You’re getting me there, sweets.” He rakes his fingers through her hair, then trails them down her spine comfortingly. “I’ll be better. I promise.” His nose digs into her scalp. “What other questions do you have for me?”

“Is that all it takes for you to listen? Tears?” She tries to lighten the mood, wiping her fingers across her wet cheeks.

“Yeah. I hate when you cry too, babe. Makes me feel helpless and sick.” 

“That’s how I feel when I see you laying on the ice like you were.” Nico is quiet, not knowing what he can say to make that better. He is going to get hit. Neither of them can prevent that. 

Lexi presses her palm into the middle of his chest, needing to feel his heart beat. Nico’s hand comes over hers, rubbing over the tendons of her fingers as they sit quietly together. 

“I love you.” Lexi tells him then pulls away. Nico smiles tenderly at her from below. His lips plumpen, asking her for a kiss. She eagerly obliges. Their tongues meld together, lips separating to let each other in. Before Lexi knows it, she is being lifted up as Nico stands. His hands eagerly grip her ass as he walks her down the hallway leading to their bedroom.

“Nico.”

“Shh. Let me love you, baby.”

Lexi melts at his words and needy tone.

When he asks like that, how can she say no?

Read more Nico and Lexi here.

[greynatomy]

proud of you

lucy bronze x reader

second to last world cup fic. yhis was supposed to be my last, but i saw another in my inbox that’s i should start on.

my requests are closed as of right now. i’ll open it back up when i’ve finished doing the ones i could do, so bare with me.

i will still be writing ones of my ideas and have a couple almost done so keep a lookout for that.

letme know what you think!

-grey

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In the stands, decked out in England jerseys, with your last name displayed proudly on your back, your two year old daughter, Evelyn, having ‘Mama’ on hers.

“Are you excited bubba?”

“Yeah! Mama win?” She looks at you with her big innocent eyes.

“We don’t know yet, so we’ll have to wait and see.”

It’s a very intense game, as expected. It is the final of the Women’s World Cup. Everyone was getting pushed, pulled, taken down. Evie did find it amusing whenever she sees someone fall.

In the twenty-ninth minute was when your heart stopped, Spain’s very own captain, Olga Carmona, scored a goal that erupted their fans into loud cries and cheers, you were glad that Evie had some ear protecting headphones, while England fans looked disappointed. You kept your hopes up. There’s still lots of time left.

But all your home diminishes once your heat the whistle for full-time. You were very proud of Spain, especially Lucy’s Barcelona teammates that you grew close with, despite having a shitty manager.

“Mommy dey los?”

“They did bub. But that’s okay, we’re still super proud of Mama right?”

“Proud Mama.” Evie nods in understanding. “We see Mama now?”

“In a little bit bub.”

Your heart breaks for your wife, even more when you see her collapse to the ground in tears. You want nothing more than to wrap your arms around her and comfort her, but you want to give her some time with her team and peers.

After the medal and awards ceremony, family and friends are now allowed to go down onto the pitch. People ruching to go to their footballer relatives. You take a bit longer, trying to pick up all the toys, snacks and whatever else you brought for your daughter to keep her entertained during the match.

Stuffing everything in the backpack, you put the straps over your shoulders and carry Evelyn on your hip, making your way down to the pitch. Once on the grass, Evelyn starts to wiggle, wanting out of your arms, so you put her down. She starts running as fast as her little legs could. In the distance you see someone crouching down, holding her arms open, waiting for your daughter to get to her.

“Mama!” She yells out, excited to be able to hold her Mama again after so long.

Lucy wraps her arms around her baby, spinning in circles. She suddenly feels her neck become wet, pulling her daughters face from her neck to look at her.

“What are you crying bubby?”

“I miss you so much Mama!” She cries, her bottom lip jutting out.

You can’t help but admire your wife and daughter together. She has truly been the most amazing wife throughout your relationship, especially with your pregnancy. You gave her a real hard time and she was a champ through it all.

“Hey, Darling.” She wraps her free arm around you, leaning down to give you a kiss, only for it to be blocked by a hand pushing you away.

“No! My Mama.”

You pout, playfully being sad. “But she was mine first.”

“Bu-but mine now.”

“Well, what if I told you that’s you’ve got to share both Mommy and Mama in a couple months?”

Lucy’s confused. Why would her daughter have to share them both.

“What?” You daughter asks.

You grab a small jersey from the backpack. On the back, it reads ‘Bronze 2.”

“No way!” Lucy starts crying again, you joining her. “Really? It worked?”

“It did, Hun.”

She puts Evelyn down and wraps both her arms around your waist, giving you a tight, but gentle embrace. She pulls back and grabs the sides of your face with both hands giving you and passionate kiss.

“I love you. Oh, I’m so excited.” She mumbled against your lips.

“I love you. And I am so proud of you. You made it this far, be proud of yourself for being here. You played hard and made us all so proud.”

She picks Evie back up in her arms. “You’re gonna be a big sister!”

“Sister?”

“Yeah! There’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy.”

“She eat baby?”

“No, bub. The baby is gonna grow really big so Mommy’s tummy is gonna grow big and keep baby brother or sister safe.”

“Wow! Hi, baby. I sissy!” Evie has her face pressed up on your stomach.

Lucy wraps her arms back around you. “Thank you.”

“For what?” You question.

“For loving me.”

“It isn’t difficult to. I love you more.”

“Not possible.”

[lynnslittlelife]

Hii!!!💗💗 I don't usually do requests but here goes nothing 😅

Could I get a Daddy! Lucifer with a little! shy! fem reader where Luci is helping them fall asleep (let's be honest, they both need some sleep 😂, also idk if you're ok with bottle feeding, it's totally ok if you don't want to add that ) Also, if you could use the nicknames Little one, Sweetheart and Pumpkin that would be greatly appreciated 😊 (It's ok if you don't want to) (Also also, I know this might be a bit OOC for Lucifer, but if you add him baby talking to the reader, that would be cool too 😅 again, 100% ok if you don't want to)

I feel I requested too much 😭😅 I apologize in advanced

I promise, you didn't request too much at all! I really enjoy writing these little space stories, and that's a really cute concept! I feel special you don't do requests often! Hopefully I did your idea justice, and thank you for reaching out and requesting this from me ^^ I kept the baby talk a little softer? Not as much of it but there's still definitely some traces of it in there.

Thank you so much for requesting, and I hope you enjoy this soft moment with Lucifer!

Word Count: 1,145

Lucifer was sitting at his desk, trying not to doze off. He had too much to do, and sleep could wait. Sure he was tired, but the sooner he got this work done…the sooner he could fall asleep with you in his arms. Though that thought fell off, when he saw you run into his room in your favorite little outfit. You were cradling your stuffie in your hand, and you had your pacifier in your mouth. 

You seemed confident running into his room just a few seconds ago, but it seemed to fade as you looked down at the ground and walked up to him slowly. Reaching out and taking one of his fingers in your hand, you looked at him fully. The words you wanted to say didn't make any sense. The sentences weren’t forming right, so instead you tugged lightly on his finger and made a small “da” sound. You huffed, and tried to think of what you wanted, but just kept repeating the same sound over and over again behind the pacifier. 

Lucifer immediately set his pen down, spinning the chair slightly to fully face you. He looked at the clock, and raised his free hand to pat your head. “What are you still doing up, pumpkin?” His hand continued to pat your head, only to slowly rub circles on the back of your neck. He knew it was soothing to you, and the realization clicked. He sighed, “I’m sorry to make you wait up for me. I’m proud of you for coming to get me. But we need to make sure you get good rest.” 

You pouted firmly, and shook your head no, but Lucifer wasn’t typically one to take no for an answer…not when it came to your mental wellbeing. He scooped you up in his arms, and made his way to your little room. All the brothers knew it was there, and sometimes even came to visit you while you played with your various toys or coloring books. It had a bed, with an extension to make it seem like an oversized crib. But it was exactly what you and daddy wanted…it helped keep you in little space without worries, and even if you did worry? Daddy and all your bubbas were there to help. 

When he sat you down on the bed, he rubbed your cheek with one of his hands, and tucked you in. The second he pulled away, you shoved the blanket off and grabbed his arm. It effectively stopped him, and he turned to you with a faint smile. “You need your rest, sweetheart.” But he didn’t move to pull away, and instead let you hold his arm as he sat down next to you. “Are you not tired enough yet?” He grinned, and moved his arm so that you were holding his hand instead of his arm. 

You shook your head no, and a couple tears welled in your eyes at the thought of him leaving. He didn’t know what you needed! But how did you say it? You huffed, and only leapt towards him so he had to fully hold you in his arms. An embarrassed blush was on your cheeks, now knowing the words you needed to say…but it was too hard to say it. You didn’t wanna be needy! Asking for stuff was so hard sometimes…

Daddy seemed to read your mind, though. He was always really good at that. “Ah, I see. It’s okay, let me go, just for a second. I’ll stay right where you can see me, I just need to grab your bottle…okay?” He spoke softly, and rubbed the couple of tears you had off your face. But he was patient, and waited for your answer before standing to grab your bottle with your favorite sleepy time drink in it. 

You made grabby hands at him, both wanting his cuddles and the bottle. It made him let out a soft chuckle, and he eased you over so he could rest beside you. He was sitting up, and lifted you to cradle into his chest. One arm was wrapped around your back and side to keep you steady, and the other was holding your bottle. From here, you could nuzzle your cheek against his shoulder and slowly close your eyes from how comfortable it was. It was a familiar position, and you nearly fell asleep right there. But you really were hungry…

Lucifer smiled, and took your pacifier out of your mouth, only to give you the bottle. He held it even, not letting too much of the drink spill out as you slowly drank it. While doing so, he rocked you slightly, and spoke quietly. “You don’t have to wait for dada anymore. He’s right here. He’s got you, and you’re safe.” He tilted his head slightly as you cradled yours into his neck, providing even more comfort. “Daddy’s sorry he had so much work to do, he’s here for you now.” His words were unusually soft, and the smile on his face was tender, genuine. He really was so happy to have you, just as much as you loved to have him. 

You yawned around the bottle, and he pulled it away from you until you reached for it back. His free hand rubbed your back in circles, he hummed softly as he decided to soothe you to sleep with his voice too. “Do you know what daddy loves about you?” He whispered, and you briefly stopped drinking when he spoke. Wasting no time, he answered for you. “Everything. Your smile, your big space, your little space. Everything. I even love how ticklish my baby is riiiiight here.” He reached over to your ticklish spot, and when you jerked away slightly he chuckled. “Don’t worry. My baby needs sleep right now, no tickle fights.” 

He sighed, and your eyes shut tight as you smiled. The bottle was almost gone, but you couldn’t focus on drinking anymore. Lucifer held you tightly through this, and slowly and carefully maneuvered you both until you were resting on top of him. You had one hand curled to your chest with a stuffie, and the other resting on his chest. Lucifer even blinked, yawning himself. Maybe it was a good thing you came and got him. Sure, he had work to do. But you always have been, and always will be his priority. 

While he wasn’t immediately expecting to fall asleep after feeding you, he couldn’t help but do so. He only managed to mutter one more sentence before he drifted off with you. It came out as barely a whisper, but in the sweetest tone anyone would have ever heard from Lucifer himself. It really only goes to show how much he cares about you as much as he says he does. 

“Daddy loves you so much, little one.”

[thebisexualdogdad]

A Lucy Chen and party boy reader! Lucy and Aaron get called to Y/Ns house one night for a noise complaint and he flirts with Lucy, but then a few days later he get attacked by someone (maybe an ex) and Lucy is one of the officers that answers the call

Lucy Chen x Male!reader

"7 Adam 15 we've got a 415 reported near your location at 1923 Oak drive," a dispatcher says through the shop radio.

"Dispatch show 7 Adam 15 responding," Lucy replies through the walkie.

"Looks like we are about 5 minutes away," Aaron says from behind the wheel, looking at the address that popped up on their GPS, "that address sounds so familiar."

"Well it is right in the heart of Beverly hills, maybe you partied there once," Lucy jokes.

"You know what now that you mention it, I think that is Y/N Y/L/N's place, he was two grades ahead of me in school but he and I ran in the same social circles," Aaron explains.

"Of course a party boy would get a noise complaint called on him," Lucy laughs.

"To be fair Y/N isn't as much of an entitled douche as the people he hangs around, he just has a lot of money and parents who were always traveling for work leaving him alone in a big empty house perfect for partying in," he goes on.

"Hopefully since you know each other he makes this easy on us, it's not even midnight yet and night shifts can be miserable when all you deal with are obnoxious drunks," Lucy tells him.

They arrive at your house which has loud music blasting and lights flashing from inside.

It takes a couple knocks for you to actually hear them but you were all smiles when you answered the door.

"Welcome to the party-" you start when you recognize a familiar face, "no way, Aaron Thorsen is that you? I heard you were a cop now, good for you man."

"Y/N, good to see you again but unfortunately we got a noise complaint for your party," Aaron informs you.

"Damn, it was Dave again wasn't it, he's been on my ass since I was a kid and he was pissed when my parents moved back east and left me the house," you huff.

"Uh is that a pig?" Lucy questions as a pig casually walks by behind you.

"Oh yeah that's Bubba, he's my buddy Josh's," you reply, "and what's your name gorgeous."

"You can call me officer Chen," she responds, trying not to let it show that she's attracted to you.

"Well officer Chen, you want to come inside and join the party so we can get to know each other a little better… maybe you can even tell me your first name," you tease.

"Just turn the music down okay," she says rolling her eyes, "if we get another call we will have to arrest you but something tells me you would like being handcuffed."

"If you're the one putting me in handcuffs then you are absolutely right about that," you smirk.

Lucy chuckles and turns around to walk back to the car.

"Dude Aaron you think you can get me her number?" You ask when she's out of earshot.

"Goodnight Y/N," he laughs following behind Lucy.

–

"Anything exciting happen on your shift?" John asks when Lucy and Aaron enter the bullpen in the morning to switch shifts.

"Lucy was getting flirty with a guy I used to party with," Aaron teases.

"I was not," Lucy scoffs.

"Was he cute?" Celina asks, both Aaron and John looking at Lucy waiting for an answer.

"Alright sure he was cute," Lucy admits, "but it's not going to happen, there's nearly four million people in Los Angeles what are the chances we even see each other again."

The chances were a lot higher than she thought because two weeks later her and Aaron are partnered on another shift responding to a bar fight which you just so happened to be a part of.

They enter the bar and see a guy punching you repeatedly in the face.

"Woah hey, that's enough," Lucy says, pulling the guy off of you.

"Officer Chen, we've got to stop meeting like this," you say smiling up at Lucy, slightly dazed with blood running down your face.

She helps you get off the floor while Aaron tries to calm down the guy you were fighting.

"Y/N, what a surprise, are you going to tell me how many drinks you had tonight or am I going to have to get the breathalyzer," she asks.

"I haven't had anything to drink I just got here! That asshole threw the first punch," you explain.

"Because he slept with my girlfriend!" The other guy yells as Aaron is putting him in handcuffs

"She told me she was single, I swear," you state.

"Okay let's get you cleaned up," Lucy says grabbing some napkins that were sitting on the bar to wipe away the blood dripping off your chin before turning to the bartender, "you got a towel or something?"

He looks behind the bar and finds a rag, handing it to Lucy who drops the bloody napkins and switches to the rag.

"Ouch," you wince when she wipes blood off your upper lip.

"I think your nose is broken, we should take you to the hospital," Lucy tells you as another pair of cops walk into the bar after hearing of the commotion over the radio, "Aaron have them take the other guy to the station, and grab some ice to help the swelling on the way to the hospital."

Aaron nods and hands off the guy who punched you to the other pair of cops and asks the bartender for a bag of ice as Lucy guides you out to their cop car.

Aaron comes out a minute later handing you the bag of ice in the backseat before shutting the door, him and Lucy getting in the front to take you across town to the hospital.

"So did you really not know she had a boyfriend?" Aaron asks during the quiet drive.

"Hey I have some standards you know, I don't hook up with girls in relationships," you state, wincing again when he hits a pot hole and the bag of ice hits against your broken nose.

"How noble of you," Lucy laughs.

"Do you have a boyfriend officer Chen?" You ask.

"No I don't," she responds.

"So that means you and I can go on a date," you say.

"You think you're charming don't you," she chuckles, looking back at you.

"I've been told I'm very charming… and you didn't answer the question," you grin.

Lucy doesn't know what to say but she's saved by Aaron pulling into the hospital parking lot.

An hour later you've got your nose put back into its proper place and a discharge order from the doctor.

"Are you going to be pressing charges?" Lucy questions.

"No it's okay, I can't blame him for punching me," you reply.

"I'll call the precinct and tell them they can let him go," Aaron says, taking his phone out and walking away from your bed in the emergency care area leaving you and Lucy alone.

"So about that date," you say raising an eyebrow.

"If I say yes to a date will you stop getting the cops called on you?" She jokes.

"I make no promises," you laugh, "but does this mean you will finally tell me your first name?"

"Lucy, my name is Lucy," she smiles.

"I like that name, I look forward to our date Lucy."

[theprofessor45]

Happy Pride Month 2024!!!!

This years pride, I wanted to make a bit more special.

I wanted to expand the number of characters I had from previous Pride months. So, I separated each into their orientations and put a lot of effort into not only the number but the quality of the characters.

I tried to keep all the orientations in order based on their location in the acronym. So, some characters have yet to be included. Since some of their sexualities aren't included in the acronym/are lesser known. I may add them in other images this month, but I just wanted to get this out into the world.

Now, some of them I'm not entirely happy with, but I do enjoy a lot of the characters I decided to include. (By the way, I plan on creating more male gay characters. I didn't realize how few I had until I was making this).

I might also hopefully be attending a Pride event this year, and I even got some merch to dress up for the event.

I hope you enjoy this years pride pics. Happy Pride Month!!!!!

[kissorkill16]

When We Were Once Happy Masterlist

Summary: A story before Trinity moved to Raven Brooks.

Prologue - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/751449258637639680/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 1 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/751653898705584128/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 2 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/751812958726815744/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 3 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/751915379568312320/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 4 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/751997047195025408/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 5 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752089930576101376/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 6 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752188594036391936/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 7 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752267786109239296/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 8 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752329761629650944/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 9 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752450324014481408/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 10 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752538980073029632/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 11 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752652811171430400/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 12 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752721171941818368/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 13 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/752903165097181184/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 14 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/753289183873941504/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 15 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/753478768431071233/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 16 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/753575465335373824/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 17 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/753653188759109632/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 18 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/753842055948746752/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 19 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/753925962607001600/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 20 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754017714040897536/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 21 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754095456814006272/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 22 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754167620638523392/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 23 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754258366532108288/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 24 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754323996077654016/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Chapter 25 - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754409750574333952/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Epilogue - https://www.tumblr.com/kissorkill15/754495944775581696/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

Bonus: Fanmade chapters, courtesy of @fazbearedits - https://www.tumblr.com/fazbearedits/754111941435326464/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

https://www.tumblr.com/fazbearedits/754282677556887552/when-we-were-once-happy-a-hello-neighbor-fanfic

[pupsmailbox]

HORROR ID PACK

NAMES ⌇ abyss. adelaide. alex. allure. alluria. amnesia. amnesty. annabelle. archer. ash. asher. ashton. athena. axe. axette. bates. beal. belial. belladonna. bellatrix. bellow. billy. blade. blair. bleedesse. bloodiesse. bones. bow. briar. brute. bubba. buffy. butcher. cain. caliburn. calyspo. carcass. carna. carrie. carrion. casey. casper. chainette. chains. charley. charlie. chase. chi. chris. chucky. claire. claymore. clear. colt. connor. corpse. craven. cross. crypt. cybre. cynthia. damien. danger. derry. desdemona. dove. dracula. drow. elisabeta. elm. elmira. elvria. em. enigma. erin. eros. ethan. evelien. eventide. falchion. finale. finalis. finn. fleur. freddy. galatine. ghost. ghostesse. gladius. graves. grim. guts. harker. haunt. hound. howl. hunter. hush. ikino. jace. jane. jason. javelin. jekyll. jesse. john. julie. kateline. kille. killer. killesse. killette. killire. killyr. knifesse. knifette. krueger. lamb. laurie. lavender. lenz. lillith. loomis. lorraine. lucien. lucy. machete. mal. malice. massacresse. massacrette. max. maxine. megan. mia. michael. mike. mikey. molar. mors. morticia. mortis. myer. myers. necro. nephi. night. noir. norman. nyx. nægling. obsidian. onyx. ophelia. pandora. pearce. pike. pin. pointe. pointette. pridwen. pyper. quentin. raven. reaper. renfield. retro. revenant. river. roadkill. rosemary. rot. ryker. sabel. sabre. sacrifesse. salem. samara. sawyer. scum. scythe. seraph. serene. sharpette. sharppe. shaun. shelley. sidney. slash. slasher. slashesse. slashette. slashine. slashire. slashyr. specter. spite. survivesse. survivette. sybil. syd. talia. thomas. vein. verity. vesper. visage. viscera. vivo. warden. weaponesse. weaponette. weaponne. wendy. whisp. william. wraith.

PRONOUNS ⌇　aby/abyss. alien/alien. amnesia/amnesia. axe/axe. bat/bat. bite/bite. bla/blade. blade/blade. blood/blood. bone/bone. brain/brain. brutal/brutal. bull/bullet. bullet/bullet. camp/camp. carna/carnage. chain/chain. chain/chainsaw. chainsaw/chainsaw. chase/chase. choke/choke. claw/claw. co/corpse. content/content. copy/copy. cor/corpse. corpse/corpse. cry/cry. cryp/cryptid. crypt/crypt. cut/cut. dae/daem. dae/daer. dark/dark. de/demo. dea/death. death/death. dec/decay. decay/decay. die/die. eldritch/eldritch. elm/elm. evil/evil. fear/fear. fie/fire. fien/fiend. final/final. flesh/flesh. fog/fog. freak/freak. fury/furious. gau/gauze. gauze/gauze. gho/ghost. ghost/ghost. gloom/gloom. gnaw/gnaw. go/gore. gor/gore. gore/gore. gra/grave. grave/grave. gun/gun. gut/gut. hallow/hallow. haun/haunt. haunt/haunt. horr/horror. horror/horror. house/house. hunt/hunt. hush/hush. k9/k9. ki/kill. kill/kill. kni/knife. knife/knife. lash/lash. lethal/lethal. live/live. machete/machete. maim/maim. mallet/mallet. mask/mask. massacre/massacre. med/medical. medi/medical. monster/monster. murder/murder. night/night. no/none. pin/pin. point/point. point/pointy. pois/poison. prey/prey. pyr/pyramid. red/red. reveil/reveil. revive/revive. rib/rib. rip/rip. rodent/rodent. rot/rot. run/run. sacrifice/sacrifice. saw/saw. scream/scream. scythe/scythe. shadow/shadow. sharp/sharp. sharp/sharpen. sharpen/sharpen. sin/sin. slash/slash. slash/slashe. slash/slashed. slash/slasher. slasher/slasher. slice/slice. sly/sly. sni/snipe. sound/sound. stab/stab. stalk/stalk. steel/steel. step/step. survive/survive. survivor/survivor. tear/tear. thon/thon. tomb/tomb. trope/trope. vamp/vamp. victim/victim. voi/void. weapon/weapon. weep/weep. whisp/whisper. wound/wound. wra/wrath. ☠️. ⚰. ⚰️. ⚱. ⛧. ⛨. 🏥. 🏹. 🐀. 💀. 💉. 💣. 📿. 🔪. 🔫. 🕳️. 🛡️. 🥀. 🦴. 🧛‍♂️. 🧟‍♂️. 🧨. 🩸. 🩹.

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Another day calls for another edition of US motorsport number twos posts. Featuring some absolute classic tunes 👌. Enjoy 😊😊

Sebastien Loeb (26th February 1974) - Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun

Tony Kanaan (31st December 1974) - Elton John - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

Juan Pablo Montoya (20th September 1975) - Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy

Mark Webber (27th August 1976) - Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancing

Kimi Raikkonen (17th October 1979) - Herb Alpert - Rise

Jenson Button (19th January 1980) - Captain & Tennille - Do That To Me One More Time

Felipe Massa (25th April 1981) - Sheena Easton - Morning Train (Nine To Five)

Heikki Kovalainen (19th October 1981) - Diana Ross & Lionel Richie - Endless Love

Andre Lotterer (19th November 1981) - The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up

Pippa Mann (11th August 1983) - Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Simon Pagenaud (18th May 1984) - Phil Collins - Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)

Robert Kubica (7th December 1984) - Daryl Hall & John Oates - Out Of Touch

Nico Rosberg (27th June 1985) - Phil Collins - Sussudio

Jerome D'Ambrosio (27th December 1985) - Mr Mister - Broken Wings

Rahel Frey (23rd February 1986) - Mr Mister - Kyrie

Kamui Kobayashi (13th September 1986) - Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling

Rene Rast (26th October 1986) - Tina Turner - Typical Male

James Hinchcliffe (5th December 1986) - The Human League - Human

Oliver Turvey (1st April 1987) - Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Sebastian Vettel (3rd July 1987) - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam - Head To Toe

Alexander Sims (15th March 1988) - George Michael - Father Figure

Molly Taylor (6th May 1988) - Terrence Trent D'Arby - Wishing Well

Simona De Silvestro (1st September 1988) - Elton John - I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That

Sarah Bovy (15th May 1989) - Madonna - Like A Prayer

James Calado (13th June 1989) - New Kids On The Block - I'll Be Loving You (Forever)

Brendon Hartley (10th November 1989) - New Kids On The Block - Cover Girl

Earl Bamber (9th July 1990) - Roxette - It Must Have Been Love

Cristina Gutierrez (24th July 1991) - Paula Abdul - Rush Rush

Abbie Eaton (2nd January 1992) - Boyz II Men - It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday

Timmy Hansen (21st May 1992) - En Vogue - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

Daniel Abt (3rd December 1992) - The Heights - How Do You Talk To An Angel

Alice Powell (26th January 1993) - Shai - If I Ever Fall In Love

Tatiana Calderon (10th March 1993) - Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You

Christine GZ (22nd July 1993) & Alex Lynn (17th September 1993) - UB40 - Can't Help Falling In Love

Bubba Wallace (8th October 1993) - SWV - Right Here (Human Nature)

Michelle Gatting (31st December 1993) - Janet Jackson - Again

Naomi Schiff (18th May 1994) - Prince - The Most Beautiful Girl In The World

Jessica Hawkins (16th February 1995) - Boyz II Men - On Bended Knee

Luca Ghiotto (24th February 1995) - Madonna - Take A Bow

Beitske Visser (10th March 1995) - TLC - Creep

Nicholas Latifi (29th June 1995) - Nicki French - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Jack Aitken (23rd September 1995) - Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone

Oliver Askew (12th December 1996) - BlackStreet ft Dr Dre - No Diggity

Louis Deletraz (22nd April 1997) - Jewel - Foolish Games

Catie Munnings (15th November 1997) - Usher - You Make Me Wanna...

Cem Bolukbasi (9th February 1998) - Usher - Nice & Slow

Jamie Chadwick (20th May 1998) - Mariah Carey - My All

Kevin Hansen (28th May 1998) - Next - Too Close

Mick Schumacher (22nd March 1999) - Whitney Houston ft Faith Evans & Kelly Price - Heartbreak Hotel

Toni Breidinger (14th July 1999) & Max Fewtrell (29th July 1999) - Destiny's Child - Bills Bills Bills

Robert Shwartzman (16th September 1999) - TLC - Unpretty

Bent Viscaal (18th September 1999) - Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos

Felipe Drugovich (23rd May 2000) - Faith Hill - Breathe

Marta Garcia (9th August 2000) - Sisqo - Incomplete

Arthur Leclerc (14th October 2000) - Madonna - Music

Sophia Florsch (1st December 2000) - Creed - With Arms Wide Open

Clement Novalak (23rd December 2000) - Shaggy ft Rikrok - It Wasn't Me

Frederik Vesti (13th January 2002) - Usher - U Got It Bad

Luke Browning (31st January 2002) - Ja Rule ft Ashanti - Always On Time

Liam Lawson (11th February 2002) - Nickelback - How You Remind Me

Olli Caldwell (11th June 2002) - Fat Joe ft Ashanti - What's Luv?

Jack Doohan (20th January 2003) - Missy Elliott - Work It

All added to this playlist 😊

[ghduck]

Intelligence:

Extraordinary Genius: Theodore,Roger,Adele

Genius: Nicky,Aaron, Trinity,Enzo,Lucy, Ivan,Guest,Forest protectors

Gifted: Maritza(possible genius?), Shadow man,Mayor,Keith,Leslie,Luanne,Miguel,Jay,Quentin

Above average: Delroy,Finch,Otto,Abanante,Jen,Julie,Mya(possibly gifted?),Diane,Mr murthaugh,Missing journalist, Janitor,Librarian

Average:Gerda,Dan,Glen,Allison,Joe,Regina,Pris,Lisa,Franklin,Bubba Fein

Below average:Seth,Ruben

high animalistic:Fran,Crows

Animalistic:Skipper,Gunter,Clementine,Brisket

???: Dark Essence

Agree? disagree? What would you change?

That's about right

[leahsgf]

Keira Lucy and Georgia all spending time with bubba while Leah does captain duties at camp and Keira and Lucy make a pact that theyll refuse to change bubba and make georgia do it instead

this would SO HAPPEN.

lucy is known across the team for getting people out of tricky situations (hence why most players would say they’d like to be stuck on a desert island with her)

and she’d never pass down the opportunity to mess with georgia

so it would be a no brainer to keira to rope her into a plan to get georgia to be the one to actually change you for once instead of her.

the two of them often looked after you for certain parts of the day during camps as leah would go to do her ‘captain duties’ and press conferences, which presented the perfect opportunity.

their plan would be to let georgia go ahead and play with you like normal, and then disappear around the time you’d need changing.

and being the one to always change you, keira would clock on to the signs you needed changing long before georgia inevitably would.

and they would dash away at the first sign

“gee sarina needs us are you alright with her for a bit?”

“don’t be silly we’ll be fine, she loves me more than you both anyway, i’m the fun one remember”

keira and lucy would be fighting back laughter as they walked away, knowing all too well what was going to happen.

it wasn’t long before georgia knew you needed to be changed, only this time nobody was in sight to do it for her - and your nappy bag was conveniently placed right beside her.

(what are the chances)

she would be incredibly tempted to just wait it out if it wasn’t for your slowly crumpling face (which she knew that tears wouldn’t be long behind) and she can’t cope with you crying.

she cried with you the first time she witnessed it, and that moment was the decider that she was going to be the fun auntie, always.

after a couple of attempts (including putting your nappy on backwards and not strapping it correctly so it fell off) she managed to successfully change you.

for the first time. despite looking after you countless times.

keira would never, ever let her live it down.

“so you can do it….its a miracle!”

“I KNEW IT”