#btw they didn’t eat the cat food in the picture it was a old box from a neighbour for them to play with dw

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my ferrets did this a lot when they were babies and they did it so dramatically

My favorite signage from the NEW Zoo in northern Wisconsin.

[thirsthourdemon]

Headcanon on their online platforms but mainly on Twitch, onlyfans stuff, patreon, tumblr

Includes: Demon bros + undateablesss

Genre: Crack, Fluff and slight smut

Warnings: NSFW mentions

||Lucifer

-He didn’t have a big online presence because he was active, no no

-He had an online presence cause everyone always sees him on Diavolo s pictures and such so for a time they shared an audience

-One time Diavolo and Barbatos were doing a thing where they read a book aloud for some sort of game

-Diavolo kind of recorded that for a little bit

-ASMR I TELL YOU

-People liked it so much they suggested for “the one with the deep cold voice”, luci, to do asmr on youtube or something

-He doesn’t know what an Onlyfans is however he does have a patreon.

-Diavolo was interested in the idea and discussed it with him

-HE BLEW UP CAUSE EVERYONE WAS FREAKING OUT OVER HOW AMAZING HIS VOICE WAS OF COURSE! 😡

-His fandom consists of either people who are interested in what he reads or...Horny people who get off at how proper and low his voice is

-His profile picture is a picture of him with his head cropped out where he’s fixing his gloves

-Luci isnt like super famous but he has a loyal fanbase that appreciates him a lot also lots of simps with daddy issues

-He was confused as to why someone would ask him to be their father

-He gets the daddy kink but why???

-Last post: A picture MC took where he’s holding a whip cause mammon fucked something up 🙂

||Mammon

-Bold of us to assume he didn’t already have one

-You already know why he’s on here.

-He has random content but he mainly got his audience since he kind of tried modeling thing for a while. It was for a big brand on their new jock type jackets

-Mammon really wanted cash at that time and he got the thing over and done with making him a couple more grims richer

-The photographers told him they could transfer the pictures though! So he just saved his pictures because “Who wouldn’t want a picture of THE mammon?”

-That gave him the idea

-His audience? Whoreknee

-They even accept the fact that his captions for some pictures are “You should be honored you get pictures of me”

-He posts that with a blushing face half of the time HAHAHAHA

-Levi found it and just laughed at the pictures

-Surprisingly enough the pictures were actually well taken because MC was forced into em

-His most popular picture was the one with him was actually a picture that the brothers took of him tucking in what appeared to be goldie on a seperate MINI BED WITH A SMALL TOY LAMP BESIDE IT

-He did a QnA for his followers to celebrate on his instagram

-PFFTT He got so many questions about Goldie

-Was dubbed “Goldie’s Daddy” after that

-Last post: A picture of him wearing the new Luxury brand jacket he got and his keys in front of his car with the caption “Daddy’s going for a ride”

||Leviathan

-I’ve always head canon that Levi knows how to draw digital emotes. Like he just picked it up cause he wanted to make fanart of him in henry together 😔

-Also has a red bubble or an etsy where he sells some prints and stickers of fanart 👀

-He went on twitch since there were so many TSL streamers there who just played games while they discussed theories as well

-Levi is an emote artist and while he draws he sometimes just discusses the theories with his fellow Yucky Otakus

-He’s the type to really interact with everyone even though he barely does that in real life

-Sometimes though when he gets packages that fans sent or ones that he ordered he’d stream unboxing them.

-He hates showing his face? Oh dont worry He’s wearing a facemask and all that

-His fandom is genuinely into him. Like they actually like him as a person but kinda once got into a scandal on gatekeeping

-He took a break for a bit but he kind of said sorry and everyone just forgave him because he isn’t really the type to do drama and it was just that one instance-

-Overall loved by the community due to how chill he is and how invested he is on fan theories

-He has a twitter btw and lemme tell you it’s just threads and threads of discussions

-Whenever he does stream unboxing videos though and he shows his shelves everyone freaks out how he has EVERY FUCKING VOLUME OF EVERY ANIME AND GAME

-People sometimes ask him personal questions and he tries his best to try to answer them but he shows a face where he looks uncomfy

-Everyone just bullies anyone who makes him uncomfy giving his fanbase a very protective reputation

-Last post: “Unboxing fanmail L8er @ 10pm LOL CYA GUYS XD”

||Satan

-He has a tumblr. You cant tell me he doesn’t have one.

-He had tumblr like back in the old day though like when porn was still available here.

-Get this...He’s known all through out the academia blogs. He INVENTED Academia

-Satan has 1 blog and that’s it. It’s his main blog and he just posts pictures of the book cover and does essays, reviews or sometimes he writes the ending he wanted to happen.

-Dont get me wrong he has a patreon but only because people loved getting more exclusive takes of stuff like his book notes on certain pages or sometimes his notes and thoughts on Artistic Erotica

-Probably has a Ko-Fi because he though he needed it after most of the blogs he followed had it

-He thinks it should be “Table of Content” and not “Masterlist” so he uses just that

-Profile picture is him wearing his signature washed out green grandma sweater while he has a book in hand and a cup of earl grey on his table

-People go to him falling in love with his aesthetic and Book reviews but they stay in love with him because he is big on one on one discussions actually

-He goes for one on one voice calls where he just...He talks to you about any book of your choosing

-Fans send him tea but he knows better than to eat something a stranger gives so he makes beel take a taste first sometimes but ultimately scolds the boy when he takes too much

-He wasn’t supposed to have merch but everyone liked the idea of small packages (More like letters) that really do look old and vintage

-He usually only give those to the people who pay for the top tier stuff

-It usually contains 1 type of tea, a letter he wrote for them himself and a bookmark with his name stamped on it

-He got the stamp custom made ❤️

-Last post: (Insert 5k word essay)

This is what I thought of Edgar Allan Poe’s “A cask of Amatillado”

Playlist: (Insert soft classic Music playlist on Spotify)

Tea: Black Currant

||Asmodeus

-ONLY FANS THROUGH AND THROUGH

-Is a brand influencer as well

-The brand ambassador of this pretty well known semi-luxury skin care brand

-His devilgram? Perfectly made by his PR team which is just him and solomon

-Before I move onto the NSFW stuff I want to emphasize how Beautiful his instagram is and his aesthetic

-His aesthetic is romantic/sexual tension/Unparalleled beauty

-Also a make up brand influencer and has his own make up line

-something along the lines of “The Devil’s box of charms 🖤”

-The type to DG live whenever he’s just showing off the make up look he did or the outfit he got

-The house of lamentation may have PR packages stacking up due to how most of them have an online influence but out of 10 boxes 7 of them would be for Asmo

-OKAY NOW ONTO NSFW STUFF

-Lemme tell you this...He has a specific drawer and space in his closet just for the sexy outfits he has.

-The demon’s onlyfans has pictures of him just teasing his audience where he’s wearing a black skintight get up and his bulge is showing

-Nudes are for mid and top tiers

-His fandom loves seeing in stocking and chokers

-“The choker is from etsy and here’s the link to their shop~”

-He doesnt completely show his body but...Him in suggestive clothing gets everyone pre cumming

-His fandom is just filled with simps 😔

-He loves them and blows a kiss towards the camera everytime he ends a live

-Probably has had a scandal or 4

-Posted an Ahegao once and everyone lost it

-Has been the face for Ahegaos ever since

-Belle delphine who?

-Definitely tik tok famous too 😎

-Has memorized all of Doja Cat’s songs

-Last post: “Hope you guys are ready for tonight’s session~ 😈” With a picture of him in an Fuchsia and black themed lingerie set. A collar with a bell on it.

-Bonus: One time Solomon summoned him while he was taking pictures and he was still in his lingerie set. 😛

||Beelzebub

-Was originally inspired by Mukbangs Channels so he did them on youtube too

-You get his Mukbangs on your recommended, You subscribe because of his cute and funny reactions whenever someone in the backgrounds is astounded to how much he’s eating

-Everyone knew beel as a cute guy who just does Mukbangs and loves to eat

-He once did a fridge raid and ended up eating everything in the fridge

-That was THE MOST CHAOTIC VIDEO on his channel cause you can just see luci and MC trying to make him stop

-He eventually got a patreon because mammon told him people will give him more money for food like that and to be honest he made a patreon but mammon takes care of it from time to time

-Oh you knew him as this sweet beautiful boy who just likes eating? hERe HavE sOmE WorKOUt pICs

-His body got everyone thirsty or may I say Starving

-S I M P S everywhere

-His patreon content is just him making small videos eating or pictures of him being all sweaty from the gym 😛💦

-“DADDY BWDONMXMSKC PLEASE FEED US”

-“Eh? You should feed me instead” *opens his mouth*

-Fans send him lots of boxes of weird food to see his reaction sometimes

-Did the fire noodle challenge a bit late but everyone is surprised to how he isn’t giving the reaction like they expected him

-Spice tolerance? Unmatched

-His fandom is either “UwU Beel please eat try this!” Or “Daddy Please FEED US WITH YOUR DELICIOUS THIGHS! 😩🥵💦💦💦”

-He does the service where he sends you his body building pictures except he isn’t sending them, Mammon is.

-Manager Mammon 😎 Gets a half of the profit

-Can I just...BeelProbablyHasnevergottenintoanyscandalbuthasalotofhaterssayingthefansonlylikehimforhishandsomefaceandgreatbodyandnicevoicebutlikewhatiswrongwithlikinghimbecauseofthosethings?Itisntbadtolikethatstuffatall

-Last post: “🍙 Thank you to @(Your Username) for the Onigiri! I finished the whole batch! Please send more food”

||Belphegor

-Sleep Guru

-Im sorry but I cant see him having any other social media aside from tumblr, twitter and Devilgram

-Belphie barely checks his phone but he has tumblr because apparently there’s a thing called the SandMan’s Box Community

-It’s like LootCrate, a subscription service that gives you stuff like Comfy Pillow sheets and tea for better sleeping

-This even gives you something like sleeping masks or ear muffs.

-The community is well...nocturnal

-His ask box is always full of his 100+ mutuals who just discuss stuff with him

-Whenever he actually does try to type online he makes articles about the best sleep positions or stuff like that

-His fandom is just loving mutuals who sleep and take care of each other

-They have a discord server where it just plays soft music to help everyone sleep

-Last post: “Humans aren’t so bad when they’re asleep”

||Luke and Simeon

-He has a big following on twitch where he just bakes sweets in his cute little hat and-

-Clearly you can tell I follow him on twitch

-The type of twitch streamer that no one hates on because why would you? He is literally just baking and cute comments

-Sometimes he streams with Simeon and everyone loves both of them

-When people give money they dont give “money” no no...they call donating headpats

-Luke is just so adorable that everyone just...

-��Angel Lulu’s Protection Squad⭐️”

-He got famous when he...He doesnt want to call it a collab but He made a lot of sweets and gave them to beel so everyone freaked out and thought

-THE SWEET BOY THAT EATS A LOT AND THE ANGELIC CHILD THAT MAKES SWEETS A LOT ARE FRIENDS?!

-He is now pissed that everyone thinks they’re friends 😠

-Basically his fans started making dishes and candy inspired by him

-Sometimes they send it in and Simeon has to confiscate some because

-“Im sorry, guys. You are all really sweet and I know that you mean well but Luke isn’t allowed much sweets yet”

-No one ever EVER lewds luke

-Fortunately Luke’s fandom has the least amount of pedophiles because everyone drives them away the moment they try something

-Whenever luke does fan mail/unboxing videos people just adore how Simeon places a glass of water at the table below the camera and the scissors or cutter he uses is child proof

-Even though Luke is the main person on his account everyone also notices Simeon.

-How couldn’t they? He looked like he wanted to make everyone in the audience live a better life

-Add that with luke’s wholesome baking and BOOM! You are now ready for a better life🌟

-Last post: It’s a picture of Luke shyly showing of his new batch of sun and moon shaped sugar cookies. “Sun and Moon. Tune in later at 3 pm to see how we made these!”

||Solomon

-He barely posts but he helps asmodeus with his stuff

-Too busy with anything else but helps out when things get interesting

-Proposes Ideas for Asmo sometimes when the demon doesn’t know what to wear for a live or a story

-Laughs at Asmo sometimes when he gets into scandals and drama

-Happy cameraman ❤️

-People follow him because 1.) He’s hot 2.) The fans ship him with Asmodeus

-Last Post: “When will you learn 🙂”

||Diavolo

-He is a vlogger~ Not a very active vlogger but a vlogger nonetheless

-He films anything he can but he’s more known on tik tok and devilgram rather than twitch or youtube

-People have been thirsting for him ever since and no one can convince me that they dont just shamelessly call him daddy whenever he goes on live

-Barbatos makes sure however that whenever it isnt appropriate anymore that he would tell diavolo to turn the camera off

-Wranggled Luci into his mess and now everyone knows the face of that one dude who just reads documents

-Everyone lowkey ships them

-Diavolo is the type to take a picture of a big meeting or a retreat out of instinct to just document his life

-He actually didnt know about vloggers before but he just liked the thought of documenting it

-Everyone picks up “Master” vibes as they say from him hehehe

-He doesnt have an Onlyfans or patreon 😔😔😔

-I honestly would have subscribed to his services

-Last post: “Barbatos made a delicious meal for us at the retreat today” Along with a picture of the Beautiful Demon Delicacy Spread in the table.

Taglist: No one yet (Please be part of the taglist for more content like this ☹️ It’s getting really discouraging)

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Home Sweet Home Part 1

 “Now sign here, here, and here.” The realestate agent said as she marked x’s  on the lines that kyungsoo needed to sign. Kyungsoo just got a new job at a big company. The bad part was, it was 3 hours away from where he grew up. So he had to move. He had checked out many apartments and homes, before he decided on this one. The home was a brick, three story home. The house was in a small suburb outside of the city. Kyungsoo thought it was weird how the owners of the house requested that no one go into the basement while looking at the house, but this was the only house that fit in Kyungsoo’s budget and distance from work.

  A few days later Kyungsoo was moving his boxes from his car to his house. As he started unboxing all his things he finds a picture of him and his old cat. Kyungsoo remembers when this photo was taken. He was about six at the time and his cat was everything to him. After a long day at school he and his cat would curl up and fall asleep together. His cat died in his senior year of high school and kyungsoo was devastated. He wanted to get another cat but his mom wouldn’t let him due to the fact that he would be going off to college in a few months.

  The next day kyungsoo dreads. He has to unbox a total of 27 boxes. Yes, he counted them. It was hard for him to get anything done because of the neighbours. Don’t get him wrong, they were sweet, but they all came, gave him food, and stayed and talked. Kyungsoo got absolutely nothing done. It was 7 pm and kyungsoo was stuffed on multiple different foods that he didn’t make.

  Then, he hears a noise. It sounded like a clanking noise. Kyungsoo sits up straight as he remembered the basement. The noise sounded like it came from the basement. Was someone home? “Hello?” Kungsoo said slowly.

  He walked to the door under the stairwell that goes upstairs. This was the basement door. He slowly opens the wooden door and it creaks. He hears another clank, then what sounded like a whimper. With each step he takes into the darkness of the basement he can see more and more of an empty space. He gets to the bottom of the stairs, and pulls the cord that goes to the light bulb. The bulb flickers and few times before it finally turns on. Now that there is more light kyungsoo can see that there are two rooms. The one he is in is the biggest, the room next to it has a doorway that looks like a square cut out of concrete. As he looks around the unfinished basement’s biggest room, he sees many objects. Three long steel tables that are lined up in the middle of the room, shelves against the walls ,and cabinets. Then... then kyungsoo saw something. He saw something, in a cage. What is in there? Kyungsoo thought to himself.

  The cage was in the second, smaller room. This smaller room had no windows and no lights so it was hard to see. But kyungsoo knew, that was definitely a cage. The question was... what is in the cage? He slowly moved closer to the cage. As he moved closer her saw more cages with nothing in them. Maybe for storing animals? Kyungsoo thought. Kyungsoo expected to find a dog, or a bunny. But what he sees is something that he never expected in his whole life to be in a cage.A person.

  The boy had tan skin, along with a slender frame. His face was sunken in and he had dirt all over him. What caught kyungsoo’s eye though was something different, ears that protruded from the boy’s head, and a tail that came from his lower back. Kyungsoo has heard about hybrids being produced in labs, but the public was never allowed to see them. So how is one sitting in a cage right in front of him? Kyungsoo crouches down right in front of the cage. The hybrid backs away. The hybrid look so scared, it’s shaking and whimpering. “Hey, it’s okay, I’m not going to hurt you.” Kyungsoo says in his most soothing voice he can. He reaches his hand out into the cage to try and pet the hybrid but the hybrid just moves to the other corner of the cage. Kyungsoo things for a moment how he can get the hybrid out of the cage. Then he has it. Kyungsoo runs up the wooden stairs to his kitchen, and grabs a finger sandwich that one of the older ladies in the neighbourhood made him. On his way down to the basement he grabs a flashlight so he can see better. Kyungsoo turns the flashlight on and points it at the hybrid. He sees on the cage a name tag. It reads, “kai, hybrid no. 14432.” Kyungsoo puts the sandwich in kai’s cage and whispers,” here kai, it’s for you. Eat it.” Kyungsoo steps back and kai grabs the sandwich. As kyungsoo is letting the hybrid eat his sandwich he sees a clipboard on top of this cage. It reads:

Kai, male cat hybrid

154 lbs

Tan skin with light grey tail and ears

6’ tall

Age: 23

  Kai slowly moves forward in his cage and eventually out of it. “Do you want another sandwich?” Kyungsoo says as he kneels down to be at the same height as kai. Kai nods his head. Kyungsoo can’t believe that a six foot creature could be in a cage for dogs. He also can see kai’s ribs, an indicator that he hasn’t been fed for awhile.  Kyungsoo runs back upstairs grabs a few more finger sandwiches and gives them to kai. Kai gobbles then down in minutes. “Do you want to go upstairs?” Kyungsoo asks sweetly. Kai nods his head yes. As they head upstairs, kyungsoo is surprised that Kai walks on two legs. He also didn’t realise how tall 6 foot actually is and couldn’t believe that he was comfortable in that cage.

 Kyungsoo directs kai to sit on the floor since he doesn’t have a couch yet. “Do you know how to talk?” Kyungsoo asks while sitting on the floor across from kai. “Yes” kai says, barely a whisper. Kyungsoo can see clearly how dirty the hybrid is.” Do you want to take a bath? Your pretty dirty. You can also borrow some of my clothes. They might be a little small but they’ll do until we can get yours clean.” Kyungsoo offers. Kai is wearing a black tank top, and grey sweatpants. In his cage lay a sweatshirt incase he got cold.

  They both walk up the stairs to the upstairs bathroom and kai gets undressed. With his clothes off kyungsoo can see his ribs, hip bones, and collar bones stick out from his torso. Kyungsoo helps kai wash up, while Kyungsoo tells kai that he’s going to be okay. Kai dries off and only his hair is still dripping with water. He puts some of kyungsoo’s clothes on ( thank god he had some clothes at were a little too big for him because they fit kai perfectly). Then he and kai lay on the floor and try to go to sleep. Kai curls up against Kyungsoo and rests his head on kyungsoo’s stomach. Kyungsoo tentatively rubs kai’s hair. He hears kai purr. Kai feels safe as he falls asleep. Kyungsoo feels confused as he falls asleep.

The first part of this series in complete! expect more one-shots and multi part stories to come! (btw i love the gif at the top)

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[jeff-better]

Mother's day// jeff drabble :01

A/N: a long ass drabble. happy mothers day lovelies!!xx btw, ‘Late Late Menu’ and ‘Trinity II’ will be up soon. they should be up by Thursday May 18th. this is kinda edited btw.

Summary: what would mothers day be without food and gifts?

“Y/N!! Hurry the fuck up!” your sister yelled at you through the door as you finished your brows. you rolled your eyes and smacked your lips together once more before ruffling your hair and opening the door.

she stood there with her hair braided into two french braids, her makeup was mostly done besides her eyes and she wore a short yellow flowing sundress with brown gladiator shoes and her nails were painted yellow.

“why, don’t you look cute.” you smiled at her and her demeanor changed from upset to cocky in seconds. she put her hand on her hip and smiled.

“why, thank you. and you look beautiful.” you were wearing a blue long strapless jumper with blue wedge heels. your hair was down and you let it do its own thing today which happened to look great for once. for your makeup, you went mostly natural. a blushed cheek with highlight, feathered brows, on your lips you were wearing nude lipgloss that luckily wasn’t sticky.

“oh, well i try.” you flipped your hair. “do you need my eyeshadow kit or something?” you pointed towards your Kylie Bonze Kit and your sister nodded. after handing it to her, she kissed your cheek and left after saying “don’t give jeff a boner in that outfit.” which caused you to roll your eyes but smiled even wider.

today, jeff and you were going to hang out at your parents house for a while and eat some of your dads BBQ chicken and your moms macaroni before going to jeffs parents house and eating some of the best Mexican food ever. honestly, jeffs parents were the best cooks to exist.

then you were probably going to end up spending the night at jeffs considering your sister had her girlfriend over for the night and you didn’t feel like hearing them fangirl over bands (a/n: basically me)

as you walked out of your bathroom and grabbed your phone for the first time that day, you saw a couple notifications from jeff. the first being a snapchat notification which you checked quickly.

it was a picture of jeff and his mom standing in his kitchen. he was kissing her cheek and she was smiling wide. then, he sent a video of his mom standing over the stove cooking and he says “La comida huele a la buena mamá”

in response, you sent a mirror pic of your outfit with ‘😍’ as the caption even if you didn’t understand what he said. next, you checked the messages and saw there were two from jeff and one from hannah. hannah’s said 'Happy Mother’s day mom😘😘’ you giggled and sent back 'thanks daughter. tell my son-in-law that i said he should come visit me’

and jeff sent a picture of him and a brown and white dog. he was smiling down at it as he held it in his hands. you 'awwed’ out loud and sent heart eyes. asking who’s dog it is and then closing your phone.

finally, you walked out of your room and downstairs. instantly smelling your dads chicken and your moms rice. you heard laughter, coming from some extra voices along with the TV playing a episode of Family Guy. because jeff and hannah sent those messages about an hour ago it wasn’t a surprise that they were already at your house.

right when your wedge hit the floor, you heard a bark and you were speed walking into the living room. “well look who decided to show?” hannah baker sat on the couch beside clay jensen. your mom was sitting on the floor with a mug in hand, you sister beside her and jeff was sat on the other couch.

“oh hush.” you rolled your eyes and walked over to jeff. placing a kiss to his lips before sitting beside him. “what’d i miss?” you weren’t going to question the bark you heard, maybe you were just hearing things so you let it go.

“mrs. y/m/n was telling us stories about younger you.” clay spoke up and you gasped at your mother. “and yes, they were the embarrassing ones.” he chuckled and you narrowed your eyes at your mom.

“wow mom. i should just keep your gift for myself.” your sarcastically said and laid your head on jeffs shoulder, inhaling his scent discreetly.

“speaking of. maybe we should go get it.” your sister stood to her feet and you did the same, pulling jeff up with you. the three of you walked down the hallway and into the guest room where the box for a Apple Watch sat on the bed.

“you guys got her a Apple Watch?” jeff stood amazed beside you and wrapped his arm around your waist. you nodded and watched your sister grab it.

“hey atkins. are you gonna stand there or are you going to give my sister her gift?” your sister smirked at your confused face and walked into the living room.

“gift? i’m not a mom.” you were surprised. even if you and jeffs anniversary was tomorrow this wasn’t the exact day to give a gift to a non-mother in your opinion.

“well, you are now. follow me young child.” he kissed your forehead and grabbed your hand, leading you back into the living room where your mom was putting the black watch onto her wrist. he sat you on the couch and walked off.

“oh. get the camera, hes giving her the gift.” hannah rushed and grabbed her phone as clay instructed her. you rolled your eyes and chuckled.

“you guys are like an old married co–” your statement was cut off by 2 loud barks and the sound of jeffs laugh. “babe. you did not??!!” you stood to our feet and turned around as jeff walked around the corner with the same brown and white dog in hand.

“y/n, meet nala. our new child.” you awwed again as jeff sat nala on the ground and she ran over to you. you dropped down onto the ground and picked her up in your hands. she was very tiny and had a lot of energy, which you loved the most.

“ jeffery atkins. i fucking love you so much.” you looked up at him as you held your new baby in hand. jeff smiled and bent down to kiss you lightly.

“language y/n.” your mom yelled and you chuckled. for the next couple of hours, you all played with nala and came to the conclusion that she was a handful and she loved chicken when you all started eating. you and jeff didn’t eat much because you still had one more house to visit.

at around 4 you and jeff left as well as hannah and clay. they went to clays house after some pictures with nala. of course, you took her with you. you couldn’t leave her at home when you just got her.

“hey babe?” you glanced over at jeff since you were driving. it’s been around 15 minutes since you left your house. nala sat in the back of your car and she was very quiet considering the fact that the drive put her to sleep. 

jeff mumbled a response and looked up from his phone. “i love you. you know that right?” he nodded and grabbed your left hand in his.

“i love you too. now let’s eat!” jeff yelled when you pulled up to his house. you parked across the road because you couldn’t find a park it looked like jeffs whole family was over, including all those cousins from puerto rico. “forgot to tell you about my family.” you smiled and shook your head in amusement. 

right when you opened the door, you heard how happy they all sounded and you let the happiness spread throughout you. jeff waved to his family members as he lead you to the kitchen where his mom was standing beside his grandmother. the two looked exactly alike, but jeffs grandmother had a few more wrinkles beside her eyes.

“hey ma.” he gave him mom a kiss on the cheek, doing the same for his grandmother. she smiled wide when she saw you and pulled you in for a huge hug. well, the best she could do with a dog in your hand.

“you look beautiful my darling.” she grinned at you. “me? you’re never aging, i swear. last time i saw you you looked 27 now you look 20. it’s like you’re going backwards.” you replied and hugged jeffs grandmother.

jeffs family were so sweet. you all played games together, you ate the best food to ever exist. they told stories and you told some of your own. it as almost like you were family. and all throughout the night, jeff never left you and neither did nala.

later that night, you and jeff had helped clean and now you were laying in his bed in nothing but his letterman jacket and one of his shirts underneath. you two were watching the secret lives of pets and every time nala saw a dog she would bark excitedly. and when she saw a cat, she would still bark excitedly. 

you and jeff put lots of videos and pictures up on each others snapchat stories. some were of you and jeff with nala, some were of you and jeff watching the movie. 

jeff even posted a video of you dancing for him in a sarcastic way. you were dramatically twerking and every time your shirt would go up and your ass would show he would smirk and yell out a “oooo!!” which caused you to laugh. (he didn’t allow bryce to see that one)

then there were some of you and jeff attempting to train nala. overall, you and jeffs snapchats were parent and relationship goals. now, you were laying beside jeff, nala was on the floor beside the bed and she was soundly sleeping.

“im still so full but i’m in the need for brownies.” you rolled onto your stomach and felt jeffs shirt rise up to expose your butt. you were wearing a simple black lacy thong only because it was the only pair of underwear you had at jeffs house.

jeff started rubbing your butt soothingly which caused you to relax. “wanna go make some?” he proposed and you nodded. you rolled over and allowed jeff to lift you bridal style. he walked you out of his room as nala followed you two.

and you two made brownies. they were chocolate with chocolate chips on top and you ate them with milk. jeff found a recipe online of dog brownies and the two of you even took a late night trip to the store to get the ingredients that were needed and you made her some. 

that was your mother’s day. you became a new mother and jeff became a father. easily the best mothers day ever and the most memorable.

[spooky-sara-sara]

11 questions

@imnottechsupport holy crap!!! Thank you so much for tagging me this is the first time i do something like this! RULES: -Post the Rules -Answer the questions given to you by the tagger -Write 11 questions of your own -Tag 11 people ~Questions~ 1. If you could have one person with you on a desert island who would it be and why? Oh nooo! These kind of questions kinda makes me nervous, because my first instinct is to choose a loved one, but then i realize that i can't prioritize one over the other, because i feel guilty and horrible! So i'm going for the smartass approach and i'm going to say a very nice boat pilot with a boat so that i can go back to my loved ones. 2. What would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate? Man, i'm the worst roommate i coukd ever have! I know myself and i would despise having me as roomate beacause i'm?? So?? Messy??? I leave things around a lot and then i forget where i put them, i leave my bed undone and my laundry in dubious states (is it clean?? Is it not?? The world will never know) andi forget EVERYTHING. I can cook a killer italian meal tho, so at least that's that... 3. Do you have any phobias? YES. Without a doubt i'm arachnophobic and i've a phobia for insects and worms. I hate mannequins and old dolls and i'm slightly agoraphobic. I have a slight fear of the dark and i don't like being alone despite my social anxiety because i get paranoid. That's it?? I think?? 4. Which of your scars has the best story behind it? That's without a doubt the scar i have on my scalp, not because it's something heroic or drammatic but because everytime i tell the story behind it i'm reminded of my own idiocy. I was about 4 or 5, and i had just grasped how to ride a bike (of course one with the two little wheels on it) and i was going to the park with my mom, who was walking right behind me. Now, before the park i was headed to, there was one smaller playground that was just in front of this house with this really big lawn, and a wall (?? Fence?? Idk) made out of sharp stones surrounding it. In that playground that day just happened to have gone playing a kid that was at that time my friend, and when she saw me getting closer, she called me and waved at me. Now, when i saw her waving, my brain forgot that i was going on a bike and decided that i absolutely had to wave back when i told her "ciao" or i would've been rude. ...so i accidentally steared head first into the stone wall. I don't remember every single detail, but i remember that somehow i didn't cry, and at first no one noticed i was bleeding because i had some seriously bright red hair at the time, and only when my mom put my hands on my head she realised i was in fact bleading. But hey, the doctor that gave me stitches was really nice and he had his face paintef like a dog and i got a lollypop out of it for not crying so it wasn't even that bad tbh. 5. What advice would you give to your younger self? Don't set the expectations for the things you do too high, you're human too and you're not doing bad just because you're not doing perfect. Don't worry about changes, most of the times things get better or aren't even that bad to begin with. Don't lose your self-confidence because someone is better than you in the things you're good at. You'll meet some great people along the way, and you'll love them a lot and they'll care for you too, don't worry about the bad ones. DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BASED ON LOOKS/THINGS THEY DO/THINGS THEY LIKE, what you are thinking now is just what you were taught to think, your view of things will change with time and often clash with the things you were told, for now, try to look at things by other point of views, you'll regret saying some things later. 6. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done? Hmm... I changed a mark on my teacher's pc once... is that breaking and entering? i stole a rose bud from an old lady's garden... Theft? Idk I haven't done anything particularly illegal, i'm too anxious amd lazy to get into particularly illegal or dangerous situations. 7. What is the strangest dream you have ever had? I mostly have nightmares honestly, the few "nice" dreams i have are normally stories? In general, my dreams are kind of logic-based, even the unrealistic ones, and they normally follow a certain "logic", but a very strange dream i had, is one from last night actually! I was in this room that kinda looked like a storage room and it was full of white ikea boxes?? And there was a monster made of colored ikead boxes?? And I was a teenager Hela and i was hiding from this monster but it actually didn't do anything because everytime i looked at it it got scared/shy and it literally burst up into single boxes and it hid (despite being visible af because those were the only colored boxes in the entire room) until i looked away. It was cute and usettling at the same time, and it was pretty weird. 8. What was the last song you listened to? Uhm... either Whisper by VIXX LR or Gashina by Sunmi... perhaps My I by Seventeen's Jun and The8, i can't really remember which of the three. 9. What restaurant do you eat at most? Asbsolutely no surprise here, chinese, japanese and korean food are the shit, but if i were to count all the pizza i ate in my life then i proved myself as a living stereotype. 10. What technology from a science fiction movie would you most like to have? A brain storage thing? I hate the idea of having something inplanted that could be controlled by someone or malfunction/get corrupted and fuck with my head, but at least i'd finally have a woRKING MEMORY. Also, i don't know if this is even a thing, if it isn't i'm claiming it as Mine™ is taking pictures by blinking. I used to do this a lot when i was little, if i saw something i liked i literally winked at it and firmly believed that it was forever saved in my head as a picture. I also would kill to record my dreams, so there's that too. 11. Time freezes for everyone but you for one day. What do you do? I... have no idea. I just... do... stuff?? Idk probably just hang, put sticky notes with poops drawn on them all over my school, cover my math teacher's car in flour... I would want to travel maybe but that i can't do as i don't have a driver's licence and everyone else is stuck in time and my first thought is to get money, but again, i'm not one to go for the illegal way so i probably wouldn't do anything like that. In the end i'd play dumb harmless pranks on everyone and enjoy their reaction when time unfroze itself. NOW! My questions: 1- Who is a popular band/singer that everyone likes but you just can't get into? 2-What is your favourite meme? Quick! Share a pun! 3-What are 3 countries you'd like to travel to? 4-What is the strangest thing you believed in as a kid? 5-Do you have a favourite food that you'd eat everyday? What is it? Do you have a food you hate? What is it? 6-Are you a physical book person or a digital book person? Do you like reading at all? 7-What is your favourite book/movie genre? Which piece of media from this genre would you recommend and why? 8-What were the last 3 songs you listened to? 9-Do you have any allergies? 10-What would you tell your younger self? What would you tell your future self? 11-Cats, Dogs or Both? Milk, Tea, or Coffee? I tag: @tsumi-catty, @missinghim, @son-of-joy, @rickyprio05, @delicatesmol, @paucuev, @lauralot89, @flower-kick, @steffanao, @noodlelord98, @leonhartleon (You're not forced to do this if you don't want to btw, i just tought it was a nice little thing) (Excuse me if i made mistakes, english is not my first language)