#btw it has grown on me again - seemingly mainly because of the “mascara” - but it’s still my third-favourite Proto Beast
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I updated my Paradox Pokémon UNITE tier list meme. Most notable updates: I would no longer be (too) disappointed if Mascara Dragon (Raging Bolt) and Sci-Fi Goat (Iron Crown) were added before their cooler (Gouging Fire and Iron Boulder) or prettier (Walking Wake and Iron Leaves) trio members; I saw a very cute photo of a plush penguin sitting on ice two days ago and then a cute drawing of Iron Bundle’s head (with big round eyes) yesterday so I’ll admit Bundle wouldn’t be a major disappointment and I’d probably have to main it if it joined; I’m no longer judging how much I want them in UNITE based on how well I can imagine them scoring a goal (which resulted in only Flutter Mane, Koraidon and the Proto Beasts out of the Past Paradox Pokémon being high up)
I say disappointment I just mean I’d be sad that they weren’t prioritising the Proto Beasts and Neo Swords because I’m obsessed. I love all the Future Paradox Pokémon and most of the Past Paradox Pokémon
#out of all the names I could’ve given Bolt as a joke I chose “Mascara Dragon” even though it’s a dinosaur that looks like a giraffe#btw it has grown on me again - seemingly mainly because of the “mascara” - but it’s still my third-favourite Proto Beast#and I still prefer Crown (my third-favourite Neo Sword)#damn I want the Proto Beasts and Neo Swords in UNITE I need to see them in Holowear#give Fire and Boulder leather jackets and give Crown some kind of suit (blazer and tie included) that would be funny#paradox pokémon#tier list meme#paradox Pokémon tier list meme#pokémon
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