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nomsfaultau · 5 months ago

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Daily ask №23!

Random/cursed edition!

What if I were to try and tell Fault!Wilbur where babies come from?

So. Phil has said that Tubbo's problem is not having blood in that one famous shitpost which got me into Fault in the first place. So. What if they did have blood though? Like what if some of the wax cells were filled with blood? Just spontaneously. For blood-letting purposes, yk.

I think I saw you mention somewhere that Fault!Tubbo either has or could potentially have memories from different alternative versions of themselves. Explain please?? Also does that mean that they potentially have memories from my personal au where most of my ocs and headcanons live? Btw my first reaction at that thought was "AAHH FUCK NONONONONO BITCH CHEESUS CRUST". It's not that bad though I promise I'd just be embarrassed either way.

What if. What if the Fault crew + the scp researchers got spontaneously teleported into a gacha reaction videos where they had to react to your shitposts, animations and drawings. Also throw a couple of 2018 style gacha vids in there for good measure. (While writing this I checked the lyrics of Devils don't fly and realised that it's actually a pretty serious song. Which like- damn.)

What role would the Fault crew characters get in the soldier poet king test? I do love that test a little too much maybe- here's the link to the quiz! https://uquiz.com/quiz/MYLbZ3/are-you-a-soldier-a-poet-or-a-king

This one has heavy spoilers!

1. Probably depends on how you do it, but I think he’d just take basic notes on sex-ed. Doesn’t have much puritan context of taboo or embarrassment on the subject. Fairly indifferent on the whole sex thing because he doesn’t think it’ll ever come up in his lifestyle of avoiding humans and knowing only 4 people. Probably a little irritated that its theories were so wildly off base, grumble a bit about how its own ideas about making Faustian bargains with dark entities and trading organ: [womb] for power make far more sense but whatever. He thinks pregnancy is stupid because how are you supposed to run like that? And your food is SIPHONED off by the fetus? Why can’t they get their own? And at the end you get a human. Terrible process all around. 3/10 Tommy has less ammunition to tease it now and that’s IT.

2. Probably smell bad. Maybe they could do things like blush? Mosquitoes would go crazy for them. If this is ‘a previously weren’t a blood fruit gusher’ situation, Tubbo would be freaking out about 1. Who the muffin’s blood is this and 2. Starving 2 death babyy. Cause they really need that honey to operate. A bunch of baby larva are going to die even if all the workers can go into overdrive to feed the Hive. I think it would be very funny if Tubbo tried to break into a blood bank to donate it all. Shhh don’t worry about where this blood came from. Or what happened to the security cameras. It’s for a good cause trust trust.

3.Heavy spoilers. The plan was that Tubbo and Wilbur get dunked through the near apocalypse via dissolving of the narrative due to SOMEONE being so depressed it fails to keep the void in check/potentially interpretable as being suicidal, thus exposing the two to pure void madness and realizing everything is a story. Which would entail having some familiarity/confusion about the source material of the dsmp, some vlogs, etc. but not necessarily AUs. But then SOMEONE turned out to be an abusive ass, and that plot point got very icky to me. I’ve been debating it for months, but realized I’m sexy and do what I want so am going to limit it to pure awareness of being a story, but not necessarily a fanfic. Still has the existential crisis of it and the philosophical implications that are going to so beautifully deal with themes of attachments, the purpose of narratives, and parallel whatever the hell trauma Tommy is dealing with during that section. But won’t actually deal with having any true awareness of stuff outside of Fault. Except maybe for realizing “Lawrence killed our muffining husband?!” because that scene was funny as hell to write. I dunno plans change. I’ve tried not to let outside events change my artistic vision, but it’s inevitable.

4.Oh goodness they absolutely despise me for all the jokes about the horrors they’re going through. Probably think they’re being drawn ‘cute’ given they’re probably a lot freakier looking irl, and slightly distressed about being chibis. I think most would even consider it ‘out of character’ given their self perceptions don’t tend to be the most accurate. Current Wilbur is hissing and vehement about being constantly called an it because his character development is very far off from when that happens. Philza is a little disappointed that his bloodthirsty moments gets so much emphasis since he’s so chill 97% of the time. Tommy is absolutely chuffed to bits to realize he’s the main character, though trying to do damage control cause haha I’m fine guys this crazy internet person just made me seem edgy and depressed.

Webb is going to strangle me for the Philza/Webb post tho. And the haha poor alcoholic divorcee doormat jokes. Dr. Blake assumes the blog is an anomaly and starts trying to torture it…?

5. I took the quiz sitting in the heads of all of them.

Tommy: The Poet. “So I wait for you like a lonely house till you will see me again and live in me, till then my windows ache.” “The one who hurt you haunts you. In your nightmares, they say I am disappointed in you” literally happens in Fault. With Philza. “What is a sin? Inevitable” is pretty much something he tells Tubbo word for word. “What is hell anyway? Barren” "how can you love me with all that I've done ?"

The Blade: The Soldier. “if you were to wear a crown it would be covered in blood. The one of the guilty.” “The sword is at your side. It bore your name long before you did.” is rather literal both for his name and The Blood God. “but how can I sleep with the world in my head?" “What is hell anyway? Doubt”

Wilbur: The King. “Despite all your attempts, you have never been a healer. You hurt people and they leave and you are alone in a room full of silence. You sing to try and forget, but it does not work” everything about this. Trying to heal but being made of destruction, his fears of devouring his family, singing, memory loss, everything everything it’s so Wilbur. "come and be human with me" “The one who hurt you haunts you. In your nightmares, they say I love you." <literally Phil’s last words when Wilbur killed him in the Whumptober au. "but how can I sleep with the world in my head?" why it has insomnia.

Philza: The Poet. “There are rules. How many? One, and you will follow it.” For his Collected. “Fear: You did your best and it wasn't enough. You tried and failed and kept trying and it wasn't enough. You had the power to change things and it wasn't enough.” For all his dead children. "you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist" it's him reaching out. I love the reverse imagery with Phil, a god worshiping his mortals “anger is a strength in a world of apathy.” He feels no shame or burden for his anger, knowing well the good it can do. “Who taught you about guilt? The silence”

Tubbo: The King. Absolutely perfect as a foil to The Blade btw. “What is duty? Undeniable” “The throne looks golden, and covered in flowers” “Fear: You did your best and it wasn't enough. You tried and failed and kept trying and it wasn't enough.” Saving people from Philza. “The one who hurt you haunts you. In your nightmares, they say I forgive you” Rosaliiiiiind. “Who taught you about guilt? God”

#wlwdwtys ask #ask #sbi scp au #fault au #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #tubbo #sbi au #sbi #dsmp #scp philza #scp wilbur #scp technoblade #scp tommyinnit #scp tubbo #fault spoilers #something to nom on

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noahspaperairplane · 6 months ago

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welcome to the pinned post. heck yeah

ABOUT ME:

my name's noah. i'm the world's most awkward flip. i'm pretty awesome i think. i post.

mainly will post about tdi (gen 1) and cookie run but i like other things too. we don't talk about the warrior cats fixation. coping with my gifted kid burnout. autism extraordinaire.

ASK RULES:

i appreciate everything im sent. i’m also quite busy so i may close the askbox at times. you can dm though!

> DOODLE/ART REQUESTS: i draw when i want to

> HC/EDIT REQUESTS: open (PLEASE specify btw.)

[CURRENT # OF PENDING ASKS]: 2

(you are allowed to just ask for conversations btw. we can talk. im approachable i hope)

i know im mainly seen as a noahposter, which i don’t mind, but i like other characters too. feel free to ask about anyone from gen 1 and ridonculous race ^_^

KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE ! this is an agere blog. for any violent or risqué asks please direct that to my main blog

send stuff abt team chris pls

OTHER:

i am physically and mentally a miner (under the age of 18 and player of that one block game) regression age range is 1-5, may be lower depending on the situation. nonverbal or never shuts the heck up flip the coin

(i don’t post here when regressed for my own safety, but still, SFW INTERACTIONS/ACCOUNTS ONLY)

no dni but if i don’t like you i’ll ignore/block depending on the situation

my main blog is @.b——-a——1337. i follow and like from that blog. (i send asks anon) (PREFERABLY SEND NON AGERE ART REQUESTS, ESP SHIPPING THERE PLEASE)

english is not my first language (not like im any better with the others) and i often misinterpret stuff lol

otherwise enjoy your stay, maybe.

tagging sys+ team chris au info under read more

tagging system for my original posts (this post will be tagged for easy navigation)

noah's doodles (art tag)

noah's rambles (general posting/talking)

noah's headcanons (headcanons/character posting)

noah's bookshelf (if i ever do post writing or extended prompts)

noah’s mailbox (text only asks, no art)

(i will be making a reblog tag at some point when i feel like organizing again)

posts will be tagged by fandom, ex. total drama agere

currently have a team chris/wt agere au/concept thing going on, so i will post about that. nothing too deep, just a few doodles and posts here and there. you can send asks relating to this too btw🙏 be as specific as you want

broadway/baby (ao3) is the prerequisite / prequel to this au happening !

tag:: team chris is reallyx4 agere au

#noah's doodles #noah’s rambles #noah's headcanons #noah's bookshelf #noah’s mailbox #team chris is reallyx4 agere au #total drama agere #tdi agere #reblog #(tagged for my own access LOL)

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imnotoverlyobsessive · 1 year ago

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What do you think of the timothee chalamet SNL joke? Do you think it was in poor taste and just really bad timing or do you think it speaks to something deeper. I honestly no longer know what to think of him anymore. Dating Kylie Jenner and now being a part of a terrible SNL skit. Sure he didn't write it but he did agree to say it. I don't know part of me wants to believe the better in him but another part of me doesn't want to feel like an idiot if I am wrong.

Okay so I originally wasn’t gonna talk about this just because people are so reactionary with it and I’ve seen friends of mine get like death threats and shit, so I will preface this by saying the following:

1) I am not a Zionist, more on my beliefs in second. 2) I am a smut writer with various mental illnesses, please do not rely upon me as any sort of authority because I am a certifiable mess. 3) If anyone sends me hate, I will report you immediately. I’m not going to engage with it or respond to it; the only thing you will get from sending me hate is reported and blocked.

So I do think the joke was mostly a situation of bad timing. Something I’ve learned recently is that in other cultures, joking about this kind of thing is very much not done. That’s not the case here. In the US, we make those kinds of jokes all the time. This is the kind of joke you might see on, say, South Park. There is something to be said about the fact that the death is still happening, but, well… that hasn’t really stopped shows like South Park and Family Guy from making those kinds of jokes before, has it? But yeah, either way, it was bad timing.

Do I think Tim is a Zionist? No, I don’t. The beliefs of most Jews I’ve spoken to about this is basically, “yeah, Jews should be allowed in Israel if they want… and so should anybody else.” I think he likely has a similar viewpoint. I think he was given a line and he said it. The joke, I’d like to point out, was just, “Hamas is not an organization you’d want to associate yourself with publicly.” That’s it, that’s the whole joke. It wasn’t suggesting or implying that they (SNL) were pro-Israel, nothing like that. Just “Hamas is not an organization you’d want to associate yourself with publicly.” It didn’t mock anyone who had died or was suffering, it was just saying that you don’t wanna publicly associate yourself with Hamas. That’s it.

I was not remotely bothered by the joke when I saw it, honestly. It didn’t occur to me that people might be this upset by it until the next day. If anyone is so bothered by it they think Tim deserves hate, I think you should really dig deep and figure out where you being upset is rooted. Is you being upset about it just a reaction to what other people said? Did you feel that way upon first viewing? If so, I think you should ask yourself why. If you’re angry about what’s happening over there (and I think we all should be, because it’s horrifying), don’t misdirect that anger at some actor who only has a platform becauee we gave him one and whose opinion would otherwise be irrelevant. Direct it where it belongs: with the Israeli government.

Edit: also btw anyone who supports Hamas is gross and that includes the Israeli government

#ask #asks #anon #anons #anon ask #anon asks #timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet

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nappingpaperclip · 8 months ago

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happy very late trans day of visibility we stay winning 💪💪 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Trans people please rb and add your gfms and cashapps 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Gonna get a bit personal cause to be honest? I don’t think non trans people really understand what it is like to be trans right now and some of y’all really need to hear this.

People outside of the man/woman sex dichotomy have existed in every culture throughout history since humans have existed. Yet people are still using the argument that being trans is a “trend” that young people are falling/being groomed into

This rhetoric leeches out of politics into the minds of young people, who turn around and externalize it onto their peers. Trans people, and especially young trans people are being bullied, harassed, followed home, beaten, raped, brutalized, and killed every day because of this line of thinking.

It’s literally the same argument used against gay people in the early 2000’s and 2010’s. I was there. I heard it growing up. It made it take much longer for me to realize that I was bisexual because of it. Because I didn’t want to be just hop on a “trend.” Well, more like I didn’t want to be accused of that. I didn’t want to be seen as less than over something I didn’t think was that big of a deal.

To be honest, I find that it was more accurate to say that I was being groomed into being a cis straight girl.

As someone who was actually groomed, and who knew I was not cis before that btw thank you very much, it’s fucking frustrating to see this argument be used to make it harder for me and other people like me to safely exist. It’s so fucking frustrating to see people co-opt my OWN trauma to take away my agency, and make it 1000x more dangerous for trans people, and especially trans women, to just literally exist.

Others tell us that our existence is a violation of biology, science, logic, or reason. Laughs in biology student. The human body is a complex organism with many moving and changeable parts. Humans are complex emotional beings with incredibly diverse cultures and roles within their respective societies. Biology isn’t as simple as XY and XX, and I’m tired of hearing this argument from people who don’t understand basic biology, and who don’t understand how language, science, and gender relate to culture.

It’s frustrating because even the “gender abolitionists” who claim to want to throw off the roles of womanhood still try to pin me and people like me into roles that fit their narrow worldview.

I cannot escape the roles that other people push on me, ever. I just want to exist. I can’t use EITHER bathroom without feeling unwelcome and unsafe. I can’t use a computer without articles and videos bashing trans people and our “dangerous gender ideology” or whatever popping up and ruining my day by making me feel guilty for literally just existing. I can’t look at the comments section on any post mentioning trans people, especially from my own local news, without seeing hateful comments wishing people like me death, saying we are all pedophile groomers, that we are delusional and should be locked up, that we need to be rounded up and shot to protect the children or traditional families or whatever.

Even the way people LOOK at me is dehumanizing and at times, humiliating.

I can’t go a single day at work or at school or in public without being stared at like I am some kind of freak because people can’t immediately tell what genitals I have. It doesn’t matter how polite I am or how small I make myself.

We remember the way you treat us. It sticks with us, shapes how we feel about ourselves and how we interact with the world. Just one of the many moments that still sticks with me was recently when I spoke at a city council meeting. I had a progress flag and a picture of Nex Benedict. This lady sat next to me and was kind and polite, until she saw the flag, and then she clammed up and refused to talk to me when I tried politely asking her something. You’d think I’d threatened her or was violating her rights just by being there the way she was looking at me.

Do y’all understand how fucking bad that feels? Seeing people make the connection, seeing the way their face drops as you watch them lose respect and all care for you in real time? Over something you can’t control? Something that doesn’t even effect them?

People literally see me and freeze, give me whale eyes and refuse to speak to me because they can’t tell what I am. I am a person. I try my best to be good and do good. Why is that not enough?

I’ve been told my whole life to just shut up and take it. No. No, I won’t do that. That doesn’t suit me at all. If you have a problem with that, that says more about you than it does me. You don’t get to complain about trans people making themselves be heard or making our transness a “part of our personality” when y’all harass and bully and kill us every day. It’s part of my personality because of the way I’ve been treated for it. I spent years of my life wishing and begging and dreaming that I was not trans, but it didn’t work. I tried very hard for so long to convince myself that I was cis. I can’t be something I’m not. My transness is a part of me and I will spend the rest of my life fighting for basic kindness and respect because of it.

If you wanted us to shut up then you’d leave us alone. Our existence is not part of some grand scheme or conspiracy. Our bodies and lives are not collateral damage.

Trans people are just people. We just want to be treated like people. We just want to live our lives without being forced into a box all the time.

You don’t have to “get it,” you don’t even have to agree, but you do have to respect our agency and respect that we know ourselves better than you do. Mind your own damn business. What we do to our bodies, how we dress or act, what bathroom we use, it does not affect you. Live and let live. Our existence should not be stomped out because it makes some people uncomfortable or confused.

We are people. We deserve to live. Let us live. Let trans people live

And to any other trans folk reading this: thank you for being here. You are a boundless, beautiful soul, and you are so, so loved. Your life is precious. Please keep fighting with us. I know it is scary right now but we will make it through this.

Our stories, our love, our hopes and dreams can never be stomped out or erased. I’m holding your hand and fighting with you. Let’s show love to the most vulnerable members of our community, like the black trans women and black trans men who need our support now more than ever, and the young ones who are terrified to go to school. You deserve to live. We all deserve to live. Your community is waiting for you with open arms. We will always cherish and support you, no matter what.

Sorry for the long personal post. I hope nothing but safety and love to everyone reading this, even if my existence or this post makes you upset. We are all human and everything else is secondary. Political, gender, class and other labels just divide us when we would be stronger together.

Love is always, always more powerful and more fufilling than hate.

If you can spare a few bucks please consider supporting my partner’s top surgery and survival fund. Thank you 💕

#.txt #trans #transgender #trans day of visibility #tdov #tdov 2024 #happy tdov

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b3llb00 · 1 year ago

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" We Pull The Tail, Now We See Who Bites. "

Robin of Loxley/ The Hood X Fem!reader.

Summary: Robin got injured during a chase to get some coins for the commoners, so Y/N offers to heal his wounds if she gets something else in return from him. ;)

A/N: I need to stop watching this movie, I’m obsessed and it’s gotten the better of me.

Contains: Kissing, 50% dom/sub reader and 50% dom/sub Rob, mentions of sex, injuries. [WILL INCLUDE: Smut, Unprotected Sex (Use Protection, Yall.) P In V, Oral (Male/Fem. Receiving) , Fingering, Creampie, Multiple Rounds. Mild Dirty Talk.]

Wc: 1.2k * I think. * (Will Prob Change.) IM COPY AND PASTING AND EDITING THIS FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT, SO DONT SAY IM A COPYCAT. THE FINISHED IMAGE WILL BE UPLOADED HERE. IF YOU WANT TO LIKE AND FOLLOW ME, LIKE AND FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT.

DONT REPOST OR COPY MY WORK, YOU CAN REPOST WITH PERMISSION, ENJOY.

(Btw sorry if this picture is bad, just ignore John and pretend it's you lol.)

»»———-　🏹　———-««

You are setting up traps for Robin to shoot at later, when all of a sudden you hear a loud, groan from him coming upstairs, making a shiver run down your spine. When Robin was back in Arabia and you had to fight him, you ended up sparing his life, but your mercy to him didn’t do much as you still got captured and was set sail in a boat with him for 3 weeks. Surprisingly, you too starting talking and some would even call you " friends " .

You decide to go upstairs to see what Rob was groaning about, and there you saw him, shirtless, his toned torso on display. In nothing but his pants with a wet, bloody rag resting on his massive thigh where he been impaled. You had to close your eyes for a second, trying to push the weird desire you had for him to the back of your mind.

I wasn’t joking when I said the treasury itself was a hard target. You say, slowly walking toward him, this made him look up from his leg to look at you. He decides to ignore your statement and press his rag into his thigh further, making him hiss through gritted teeth. You decide to go grab your medical supplies you used whenever you two got hurt. You always had wanted to be a nurse, but ever since the Sherif of Nottingham drafted you, things changed. But I guess it’s pretty useful to know how to properly treat somebody’s wounds.

Hey! You heard Rob say from across the room, Where are you goin-

I'm getting my medical supplies, dumbass. You say back with a bit of an attitude, not wanting to be told where you’re going or what you’re doing when all you trying to do is help. Oh, sorry, love. Carry on. He said, making you turn your head to see a light smile adorning his features.

As much as you sometimes hated Robin's attitude and sarcasm, you just can’t help yourself to be mad at him. It’s almost like you're drawn under a spell that will keep you from ever getting into any sort of confrontation.

You finally got all your medical supplies and you headed to the small table that he sat in on. Letting the supplies fall from your hands, you organized it quickly, while Rob eyed you carefully the whole time.

The cuts- uhm. You stutter, Your gonna have to take your pants off if you want me to get a good look at it and fix it.

You were looking everywhere except his face, not wanting him to see your blush-coated cheeks. Even though you weren’t looking at him, you could still feel his gaze burning a hole into the side of your head.

Just the pants or the braies too, love.? He winked at you, causing you to basically turn into putty right in front of him. (Keep in mind they didn’t really have ' boxers ' in medieval England, but they did have what were called braies. They were basically the same thing.)

You decided to try and flirt back to the best of your abilities by saying. Well, first, take your pants off, and then I’ll tell you.

This earned you a chuckle from the handsome man as he threw the bloody rag to the side and very carefully came up from his spot on the table, you watched him intently as you noticed some of the blood continued to trickle down his clothed thigh. He didn’t seem to care, he kept eye contact with you the whole time as he slowly took his pants off. To be honest it felt like an entity had passed when his pants finally hit the floor, and you weren’t disappointed, let’s just say that.. there was definitely a buldge hidden underneath the fabric of his braies, and you could actually see it growing..

You could practically hear Robin’s smirk as he called out to you, his voice low and teasing. Hey, my eyes are up here, love..

You immediately snap your gaze back up to his face, and he just has an amused expression painted all over his features. You could feel the heat start to radiate off your cheeks and your heartbeat start to pick up as you mumble out defensively. Yeah, yeah, I know.. You close your eyes for a second, trying to recompose yourself.

He takes a step forward, biting his lip to hold back a groan from the wave of pain that just shot up his leg. He cocks an eyebrow and says in a lower octave. You sure about that?

[I am currently editing this, and right here is my stopping point. If the story shifts or changes I’m sorry, I will fix it soon.]

" Hmm. If I fix up your thigh, will you give me a kiss? " You say before continuing, " I’ve always wondered if your a good kisser or not. "

He let out a small chuckle when his eyes kept flicking down to your lips. Then he finally spoke up and said, " Sure, love. " You blushed at the pet name. " Maybe I’ll give you something more than just a kiss. " He winked, making you roll your eyes at his audacity to be this flirty when he’s impaled.

" Fine, let me get my stuff.. " You say, heading away to get your medical supplies while Rob just watch you leave with a smile on his lips.

" Mkay, done. " You say as you wrap up his leg and stand up straight, pretty of yourself.

" Well, here’s the kiss that you wanted. " He said as he grabbed your arms, lightly pulling you in before his lips collided with yours.

It feels amazing, and you wanted to be immersed in this feeling forever. You didn’t know what to do, but you were able to make room by spreading his thighs wider so you get closer to him, which made him moan into your mouth. You smiled into the kiss, knowing it could be any moment when John could walk upstairs and see you two start to make out like teenagers, you didn’t care. You just wanted to feel Rob, you wanted his weight on top of you, you wanted him to pin you against the wall and fuck you till your legs went numb and you were cockdrunk.

He wrapped his muscular arms around your waist, pulling you closer and you felt his buldge in his pants grow. You let go of his lips for air and you almost whined at the loss of contact.

" Sorry, love. I don’t want us to get caught. " Rob said with a frown. You cupped his cheek with your hand and kiss him again softly before saying. " It’s fine, we can continue later. "

#taron egerton #taron egerton smut #taron x reader #i love taron #robin hood #robin

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zepskies · 1 year ago

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Hey Zep!

I love your writing, especially been enjoying the Soldier Boy series stuff and the latest with Smoke Eater!

(Btw are you taking inspiration from One Chicago (Fire, PD, Med) with it? If so kudos and I love it, big fans of those series myself 😊)

Anyway! I’ve really been enjoying your works, been pouring through them and the stuff you have on AO3. I also thought your tips for writing were super helpful!

I’m back to writing myself after a long ass break, but always struggle keeping inspiration so a lot of my work sometimes goes unfinished. I’d like to ask how you keep motivated and continue a fic even if sometimes you’re not into it? Do you have any tips or tricks?

Thank you and again, love your work!

Hey there, lovely!! ❤️

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you liked Break Me Down and are enjoying Smoke Eater too! ❤️‍🔥

(Oh yes, indeed I am! 😊 I love all things Law & Order and One Chicago. I based firefighter!Dean on Lt. Matt Casey in Chicago Fire, with a little Severide flair lol.)

Thank you again for reading my work, both here and on Ao3!! I'm also glad that my writing tips have been helpful to you in any way. I came back to Tumblr and writing in general after about a year break myself, so I feel you there.

I absolutely LOVE your question though...

Because it's something I still battle with myself. I think all of us writers and artists struggle to stay motivated, no matter how much we love our craft. I do, however, have a few tips that help me immensely.

5 Tips to Stay Motivated to Write:

Be organized. Create a realistic, attainable schedule. ✍️

My brain works in checklists, bullet points, very methodical. I can't write chapter five before chapter 1. I can't write a series (even a mini series or a long one-shot) without outlining first.

So my first step is creating a schedule for myself: from sketching the premise, to bullet points/outlining, to actually sitting down to draft, to then editing. When I'm working on a series, I write the first 3 to 5 chapters before starting post it.

This means I have a head start. I commit to writing a chapter per week after that until the series is done. This give me lots of time and wiggle room for editing before posting each chapter afterwards. For example, I wrote the first 5 chapters of Smoke Eater before I started to post. I'm now in the middle of drafting Part 19 out of 20 even though I just posted Part 11.

Now, this doesn't mean I don't slack off lol. If I don't follow these steps I lose my discipline. I can get lazy. (We won't talk about And So It Goes. 😅 I've been sitting on writing the last 5 chapters for a painfully long time.)

But I have other tips that help me get my head back into the game.

2. Revisit the thing that gave you inspiration in the first place! 🍿

Rewatch, reread, revisit the episode, movie, book, story, artwork that stroked your muse and had you daydreaming and brainstorming about the WIP you're working on. That can be a good way to revitalize you when you feel your motivation lacking.

3. Create a music playlist. 🎶

I love doing this, especially for a series. I often create a playlist of songs that remind me of the setting, the characters, the romance I'm trying to create. Whether it's the words or the tone/rhythm that get me going, music inspires me greatly.

(For Break Me Down, for example, I listened to songs like "All My Living Time" by Radio Company for the vibe of the plot, and oldies like "If I Didn't Care" and "You're Getting to Be a Habit With Me" by Mel Torme for nostalgic 40s vibes/the romance.)

4. Go for a walk. ☀️

I walk for exercise, but it also gives me time to daydream and run scenes in my head while vibing to my music (sometimes looking like a crazy person as I nod and make hand motions lmao). This helps me clear my head, get some fresh air, then come back to my laptop with a little more pep in my brain, ready to write.

5. Encouragement and feedback from others. 💞

This really helps, of course. Whether it's someone you trust to read over your work, or seeing how people react to your initial chapters after you post them. Both can be very motivating to keep going, at least for me!

And I'll be transparent, I've gotten a bit fatigued while writing the back half of Smoke Eater. I have a lot going on at work and my personal life at the moment. But seeing how people have been commenting and giving feedback on each chapter -- the mystery, the connection between Dean and the reader, the various storylines happening -- it's been incredibly motivating for me to read those back and remember that people are enjoying what I'm coming up with. It helps give me the push I need to get the rough draft out.

And a rough draft doesn't have to be perfect on the first try. That's why it's rough. I call it the "throw up draft." Just get it on the page. The editing process is where I truly find the nuance in the dialogue, refine the plot, exposition, etc.

Anyway. I'm long-winded again, as usual. 😂

I hope this helps you! If you have any other writing questions just let me know. I love talking about this stuff! 💕

#ask me stuff #reader appreciation #writing is hard #writing tips #staying motivated #tips for writers #support writers #support artists #smoke eater #break me down #dean winchester #soldier boy #spn #the boys #zepskies answers

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b311ab00 · 1 year ago

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We pull the tail, now we see who bites.

Robin of Loxley/ The Hood X Fem!reader.

Summary: Robin got injured during a chase to get some coins for the commoners, so Y/N offers to heal his wounds if she gets something else in return from him. ;)

A/N: Hey y’all! This is going to probably be my first post because I have a Josh Hutcherson image in my drafts but I got too lazy to finish this, so this is going to be short and sweet. I just watched the Robin Hood 2018 adaptation for the 2nd time, and it’s great! Besides my Pookie Taron Egerton is in it so who could ask for more?? Anyways I hope y’all enjoy and I highly suggest you watch the movie. ( It’s on Spectrum for free. :] ) Btw hopefully I can get that Josh Hutcherson image done soon.

Contains: Kissing, 50% dom/sub reader and 50% dom/sub Rob, mentions of sex, injuries.

Wc: 1.2k

( Btw sorry if this picture is bad, just ignore John and pretend it's you lol. )

You are setting up traps for Robin to shoot at later, when all of a sudden you hear a loud, groan from him coming upstairs, making a shiver run down your spine. When Robin was back in Arabia and you had to fight him, hit you ended up sparing his life, but your mercy to him didn’t do much as you still got captured and was set sail in a boat with him for 3 weeks. Surprisingly, you too starting talking and some would even call you " friends " .

" I wasn’t joking when I said the treasury itself was a hard target. " You say, slowly walking toward him, this made him look up from his leg to look at you. He decides to ignore your statement and press his rag into his thigh further, making him hiss through gritted teeth. You decide to go grab your medical supplies you used whenever you two got hurt. You always had wanted to be a nurse, but ever since the Sherif of Nottingham drafted you, things changed. But I guess it’s pretty useful to know how to properly treat somebody’s wounds.

" Hey! " You heard Rob say from across the room, " Where are you goin- "

"I'm getting my medical supplies, dumbass. " You say back with a bit of an attitude, not wanting to be told where you’re going or what you’re doing when all you trying to do is help. " Oh, sorry, love. Carry on. " He said, making you turn your head to see a light smile adorning his features.

Once you got everything ready and set up the way you wanted it, you took one more look at his thigh. ' Shit. ' You thought, his cut is too deep to get a good look at what’s going on, so you’re gonna have to find a way to ask him to take his pants off. " The cuts- uhm. " You stutter, " Your gonna have to take your pants off if you want me to get a good look at it and fix it. " you were looking everywhere except his face, not wanting him to see your blush-coated cheeks. Even though you weren’t looking at him, you could still feel his gaze burning a hole into the side of your head.

[ I am currently editing this, and right here is my stopping point. If the story shifts or changes I’m sorry, I will fix it soon. ]

" Hmm. If I fix up your thigh, will you give me a kiss? " You say before continuing, " I’ve always wondered if your a good kisser or not. "

" Fine, let me get my stuff.. " You say, heading away to get your medical supplies while Rob just watch you leave with a smile on his lips.

" Mkay, done. " You say as you wrap up his leg and stand up straight, pretty of yourself.

" Well, here’s the kiss that you wanted. " He said as he grabbed your arms, lightly pulling you in before his lips collided with yours.

it felt amazing, and you wanted to be immersed in this feeling forever. You didn’t know what to do, but you were able to make room by spreading his thighs wider so

You are setting up traps for Robin to shoot at later, when all of a sudden you hear a loud, low, groan from him, making a shiver run down your spine. You decide to go upstairs to see Rob, shirtless, only in his pants, with a wet bloody rag on his thigh where he got impaled. You tried your best not to say anything weird or out of pocket when you approached him.

" Do you want me to patch you up? " You decide to say, trying hard to only stare at his injury and nothing else.

" Yes, please. " He said, panting. You tried your best to hide it, but he noticed when you clenched your thighs together at his low voice and the state he was in right now.

" Hmm. If I fix up your thigh, will you kiss me? " You say before continuing, " I’ve always wondered if your a good kisser or not. "

" Fine, let me get my stuff.. " You say, heading away to get your medical supplies while Rob just watch you leave with a smile on his lips.

" Well, here’s the kiss that you wanted. " He said as he grabbed your arms, lightly pulling you in before his lips collided with yours.

He wrapped his muscular arms around your waist, pulling you closer and you felt his buldge in his pants grow. You let go of his lips for air and you almost whined at the loss of contact.

" Sorry, love. I don’t want us to get caught. " Rob said with a frown. You cupped his cheek with your hand and kiss him again softly before saying. " It’s fine, we can continue later. "

#taron egerton smut #taron egerton sex #taron egerton fanfiction #fanfic

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novemberlovesme · 5 months ago

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Guys guysss!! I have the best news to tell you all!!

So, I’m planning to write a book!! I still need to organize all my poems and talk to people that might edit the book, I’m asking a friend to take care of the cover!! I’m super excited! Wish me the best of luck!

Btw, if you wish to see any poem (they’re written in Portuguese but still) send a message!!

Either way I’ll be posting them to see if anyone’s interested!

That’s it!! Have a great day or afternoon or night, and never forget to smile, because your happiness is important!! Just like you!! ❤️

#poetry #books #new project #im so excited #writing #portugal

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theweirdhybrid · 2 years ago

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Kid anon here; yes!!!! I would love the full kids list (plus their ninpo if you can)

Also???? The kids adopting Baxter???? Tears. Crying. Oh my gosh would his parents meet little kid Baxter and hug him or something????

Also are shelldon and metalhead like “alive” like logic I know their robots but like do they become like human? Or as human as a robot can get? Cyborg…

Wait I just revised that the series is called children at war so my hypothesis is that after this fic we’re is either going to be oneshot of said kids in said war, or like happy good ending stuff….

(Imagine the peepaw multiverse reacting to the jotel family’s kids)

Sorry for being overexcited! I haven’t seen future Hamato family bad timeline au have kids besides Jutaro or Venus, so this is really cool and fun to see

I’ll list the kids at the bottom of this ask under a “keep reading” thing, bc it is a long list!

If you mean if Cydon and his husband would hug present Baxter if they meet him again, yes yes they would. Tho since Cydon’s husband is dead, he’d only do it spiritually rn lol. His husband is named Timothy, btw, for those curious. (Yes, Timothy from the 2012 series) Tho Baxter would very much protest at this development, considering he and the turtles are still enemies at this point. Tho, after the whole Shredder incident and Big Mama taking New York hostage they had a truce since Baxter couldn’t deny the turtles had saved everyone even if they were also the reason the whole thing happened in the first place. The whole reason Cydon adopted Baxter in the first place was bc Baxter’s parents died in the initial invasion and Cydon kinda… saw it happen.

Shelldon and Metalhead are true Artificial Intelligence, so they’re very much sentient/sapient creatures that can think and feel for themselves. They did not get organic bodies, if that’s what you’re wondering. Tho, at their request Donnie did give them the ability to process organic matter and scrap metal for fuel.

Good catch! There is going to be a sequel following the aftermath and the little Hamato’s slowly discovering the family the older versions of themselves lost, as in they meet their timelines versions over time. The ones that haven’t been born yet will also be found again, though that’ll take years… good thing this is a fic and not real life ;] (There might also be a prequel of the og kids, tho I’ll have to hold a poll for that once JTOEL is finished)

And don’t apologize! I’m excited someone finally noticed, or at least said that they noticed X]

Edit: forgor the list i’ll make a new post for it

#jtoel #just this once everybody lives #rottmnt

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camping-with-monsters · 2 years ago

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🫀Welcome To The Campgrounds… I’ve Never Actually Been Camping…🫀

INTRODUCTION POST

🌼A BIT ABOUT ME🌼

🫀Kiwi/Goldie

🫀21 y/o

🫀She/They

🫀I make art! I very occasionally write. I also make a couple overly edited memes sometimes. I also do video edits. Most are just lighthearted silly things to try and get a laugh from people but I do still like to make more serious, organized videos like animatics.

🫀My YouTube Channel is Camping With Monsters if you wanna see some of them!!

🫀I’m into a couple different fandoms… (will edit if I think of any more + get into any others)

— Pokémon

— Don’t Starve

— Cuphead

— My Singing Monsters

— Undertale

🫀My inbox is open if you ever want to shoot me a message!! I don’t always wanna chat to random people though so don’t get worked up if I don’t respond immediately or at all.

🫀I also really like shiny hunting. I’ll try to post more clips of my shiny encounters!

🫀 I also have an original story called “Duck Duck Goose” which revolves around “twisted” fairy tales (either twisting the meanings of the stories or things like Grimm fairy tales.) I’m super ambitious about!! I will also not shut up about it ✌��😁 (this story is also open to making OCs for, so feel free to ask about that if you’re interested at all…?)

❌DNI/DNF❌

— Basic DNI criteria

— Pr///oshippers/C///omshippers (y’all are the same. They’re synonyms. Stfu.)

— Z///oophiles

— L///oli or Sh///ota

— TERFs

— K///nk Blogs, but especially pregnancy k///nk blogs considering I’m creating a story featuring a pregnant protagonist. There’s a time and a place for that, but it’s not here.

— Dr///eam supporters

— AI “artists” or AI “art” defenders

— NFT/Cryptobros

— Yandere fans/supporters

— H///zbin H///tel, H///lluva B///oss, and all things V///vziepop.

— If you support I///sreal.

🏷️Important Tags🏷️

The Kiwi Draws — My art tag. Find my art here

The Kiwi Speaks — Occasional banter/ramblings

The Kiwi Makes Videos — Usually for, of course, any videos I make, be it memes, animatics, etc

The Kiwi Shines — Shiny hunting clips or general shiny hunting shenanigans. Eventually going to properly tag all of my shiny hunting posts.

❗️Disclaimers❗️

🫀 I have Tourette’s and Anxiety (officially diagnosed) and Autism (self diagnosed for now, I’ll see about getting an official diagnosis, but with the healthcare system, I might just continue without.). I probably have ADHD and/or OCD as well tbh

🫀 I do have some communication issues and can often stumble upon my words or say the wrong thing, please just be patient with that. I try to clarify when I don’t have a proper way to explain things.

🫀 I sometimes have OCD-related issues with typing and may occasionally uses speech-to-text. If random words in my sentences are capitalized or very strange typos occur, that’s because having this issue for such a long time has uh. Actually fucked with my phone’s keyboard’s predictability! It’s not fun!

🫀 Please use tone indicators with me!!

🫀 Some of my drawings may contain potentially sensitive media ((I.e. Blood/Gore or Drugs)) but it’s usually tagged with Tw (insert trigger) or // (insert trigger) , usually both.

🫀 I do occasionally roleplay, but if for whatever reason we were to roleplay and I don’t respond for a while or stop responding entirely, please do not pester me to respond. Sometimes I get tired of typing narratively and not very good at communicating about doing other things.

🫀 I uuuuuhhhhhh pull all-nighters sometimes ✌️😁

🫀 I SWEAR A LOT. I SAY FUCK A LOT. THIS ISN’T THE TOURETTE’S BTW THAT’S JUST ME LOL.

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸🍉

🌻OKAY BYYEEEEE🌻

#‼️‼️BIG EDITS TO THIS‼️‼️#‼️PLEASE READ‼️#The Kiwi Introduces Herself~#the long awaited who tf is kiwi post #intro post #introduction #introduction post #HOW DO YOU EVEN TAG THESE WTF

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t-nd-rfoot · 2 years ago

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Hey Anna (pretty name btw!) this question is pretty random haha and not Top Gun related or anything like that.

I was wondering if you have any Disney +/Netflix recommendations? It can shows or movies ur choice! I’m always wanna find something to watch on those streaming platforms but sometimes I can be little picky yk lol

Hello hello, JJ!

And of course, my ask is open for more than just Top Guns and fics 😅 and ahhh I super know what you mean! That was me up until a few years ago, so I started a yearly watchlist so I can see what I’ve watched already and it also encourages me to explore new media. I hope I don’t overwhelm you with this since I can get pretty overboard with recommendations! I hope you find something to enjoy 😊

(And if anyone else reads this, feel free to leave some more recommendations in the comments or reblogs 💗)

Notes: I’m not entirely sure if we have the same Netflix selections/titles, and if some of these are still even available on there (not all of these are Netflix originals) so you may have to check what’s available for you! And since there are quite a number of titles below the cut, I also encourage you to do some research on the titles that pique your interest, just in case you may need some context or warning before deciding if you want to watch them!

TV SHOWS

If you’re into…

Action — Bodyguard

Animated — The Dragon Prince

Comedy — On My Block

Competition — The Circle, Next in Fashion, The Final Table, The Mole

Crime/Heist — Kaleidoscope, Outer Banks

Documentary — Abstract: The Art of Design, Captains, Cheer, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, The Movies That Made Us, The Surgeon’s Cut

Drama — Maid, Peaky Blinders

Reality — The Chef Show, Get Organized with The Home Edit, Somebody Feed Phil

Romance — From Scratch

Sitcom — The Good Place, Grace and Frankie, One Day at a Time

MOVIES

If you’re into…

Action — Train to Busan

Animated — The Mitchells vs the Machines, The Sea Beast, Vivo

Biopic — Eat Pray Love

Comedy — Wine Country

Culinary — Chef

Documentary — Athlete A, Operation Varsity Blues

Drama — Before I Fall, Five Feet Apart, The Green Book, The Pursuit of Happyness

Holiday (yes, even if it’s past the holidays now haha) — Klaus, Arthur Christmas, The Holiday

Musical — Tick…Tick…BOOM!

Mystery — Enola Holmes, Enola Holmes 2, Knives Out, Glass Onion

Romantic Comedy — Set It Up, When We First Met

Sports — 42

Teen/Coming-of-Age — The Half of It

Thriller — Parasite

#📮#jackiequick x t nd rfoot ✨

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unowneyenon · 1 year ago

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EDIT: i made this list only a little while ago and ever since then SO MANY FINDINGS ARE OUT!!!! OMG EVERYONE IS SO SMART!!! this list is VERY VERY SMALL ANS A LITTLE OUTDATED!!! for the more updated version, go to my profile and it’s the pinned post!!!!!

🏡the update list, updated!🏡

hello again!! tumblr dot com only lets me upload a certain number of urls, and there were so many little details i noticed, so i wanted to try and organize it some more, i guess! enjoy the new(er) findings!

BTW BTW @q-theeccentric in the reblogs reblogged my og post and added a WHOLE LOT MORE info that i didn’t get to! TYSM UR DOING GODS WORK and if u wanna see those look in the tags!

🐛 the bugs and the videos!🐛

by clicking on the small animated bugs throughout the website, you can unusual little clips of welcome home episode segments!! they all show off the official voice actors. the videos indicate that there is a third party who isn’t speaking, which would be wally. Julie asks wally a direct question in one of the videos (spider) and then it cuts off with a glitch and a deep voice. this is a common pattern in many of the vids, and now i’ve personally realized from watching more bug videos that all of them (most likely) are filmed from wally’s perspective!

here are the videos currently found through the bugs (as of july 23 2023)

the spider (shown in og post)

the praying mantis (og)

the fly (og)

the beetle doesn’t have a video, from the info i’ve received!

the moth (NEW🏡)

ok. listen. maybe i’m overreacting but i SWEAR TO GOD this one GASLIT ME. I WAS ABOUT TO CLICK ON THE MOTH and i hear this really faint beeping. and i SWEAR it sounded like morse code. it was so faint but when i closed out of my web browser i COILDNT HEAR IT ANYMORE. AM I ILL??? I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER I HEARD BEEPS. i do not know morse code, so someone please look into that. i was so distracted and freaked out by that soooo i didnt focus too much on the segment. but it was wally, julie, and frank in frank’s garden. i’ll probably watch it again later when this website decides not to literally gaslight me (UPDATE: IM NOT CRAZY ITS NOT MY EARS I TOOK OUT MY AIRPODS AND HEARD NOTHING. PUT THEM BACK JN FOR CLEAR BEEPS. MAYBE IT IS ME. BUT I TOOK THEM OUT AND HEARD NOTHING. AND NOW I DO?? going insane)

the rhino beetle looking one (NEW🏡)

this one can be found at the bottom right of “the neighborhood” page. poppy and frank are making (unfortunately non edible—looking) sweets, and i love poppy’s voice! she’s so cute and soothing! anyways, the video ends with frank saying how they’re all happy and safe in the neighborhood, ending with: “…wouldn’t you agree, wally?”

🏡audio clips!!🏡

a main focus on this update appears to be various recovered audio clips—from frank and julie singing to barnaby and wally having an interview with a tv host about the show—but by clicking on animated crayon drawings around the welcome home website, you can hear these secret audios made by wally, with a heartbeat present in the background of all of these. there are a LOT. here are the ones i’ve found!

the flowers (og)

home/a house (og post)

a star i think? (og post)

a blue flower/daisy (NEW)

this one can be found if you go to the “the neighborhood” page. click on Home, and look at wally’s profile for a while. a flower will appear on his easel! he tells us about how we’re the most (tysm wallyyy) but how we’re unusually still.

ok gonna go to bed after being gaslit by a website WILL UPDATE MORE OF THIS SOON ‼️‼️🏡

🏡 The Welcome Home Update Discovery List!🏡

DISCLAIMER🏡 this edit is a HUGE WIP right now and i edit this post very frequently! VERY. i can find new material very fast, which makes it hard to publish it all fast!

hello neighbors! the new welcome home update just released and i hopped on in immediately—i made a post about it literally 10 minutes ago. since then, i’ve already found MORE and MORE content!! thus, to share this information with the fandom and also help others find how to access some of this information (of which nobody else has really posted about yet AT THE MOMENT I AM TYPING THIS) i’ve decided to create a big update masterlist of everything me and others have found it this update it will be updated regularly and will be pinned on my acc! happy findings! (ps: please boost this if u can i want to solve mysteries with this hellsite!!)

🏡videos!🏡

side note—it appears all the main glitchy videos with the voice actors can be found by clicking on the numerous bugs around the site! SIDE side notes—i don’t use a computer to access welcome home, so maybe there is a way to do this on a computer. on the front page wayyyyy at the bottom near the count of how many people have visited the site, there’s a beetle i cant click on that just SCREAMS “click me!” PLEASE someone click it because it will not be me

the spider — found on the top right of the “stickers” page, this video goes through a conversation between barnaby & julie, with julie saying really bad jokes in attempt to be funny (she’s is but she isn’t at the same time! i love corny jokes so she’s funny in my eyes). also, something i’ve noticed throughout these videos appears to be that wally is in many, if not all of them. he’s just nonverbal and does not speak. at ALL. but he is in them. barnaby actively talks to a person beside from julie, and at the end, julie says a sentence that ends with “… wasn’t it wally?” asking for his opinion. BUT BUT BUT the video cuts and glitches off as soon as she says wally! it’s very similar to how all these videos end!!

the praying mantis — found at the bottom of the “about us” page, clicking on a little preying mantis will lead you to a video of sally and julie rehearsing for a play! idk if it has any deep meaning yet (besides the random deep voice at the end) but it’s so silly!!!! like julie is so silly i love her!!!! (TW minor glitching and weird deep voice at end which is sorta a pattern in the vids)

the fly — found on the page titled “welcome home” and can be accessed by clicking on a fly that appears on screen. this video depicts frank and barnaby’s voices, discussing frank’s flowers in his garden. the video itself shows what appears to be a smashed orange/pumpkin thing in a woodsy area, as (what i think looks like) a face looms in the background (TW sorta loud noises and glitching!

🏡audios!!🏡

both of these audios are of wally speaking directly to the listener, and can be found on the “welcome home” titled page (at least that’s where i found them) by clicking on crayon-drawn flowers shown here:

yellow flower — depicts wally asking the listener “what are you waiting for? to hear from me again? hahaha! that means you can hear me.” , as a heartbeat noise is heard in the background (it’s not as creepy as it sounds i promise)

red and blue flowers — wally saying; “that’s what an eye looks like. my eyes are black. what color are yours?” as a heartbeat noise plays in the background

house scribble — found DIRECTLY on the front page like as soon as you enter the site. wally says; “there you are! welcome home! hahaha” he’s so silly imo

the star — found on the stickers page by clicking the star scribble. this one kinda scared me a LITTLE with what was happening on screen but wally says: “do you like to draw? i do. do you know how to draw an eye? first, you draw a circle. then, you draw a smaller circle inside. then, you color it in.” this one’s really cool go watch it and you’ll see!

🏡other stuff i noticed (WIP)!!🏡

in the “spider” video, julie says to barnaby that her joke will “knock your [barnaby’s] head off!” which is funny, but not the haha way. because there is art made by clown illustrations of barnaby, who’s head is rolled on the floor

like. ITS RIGHT INBETWEEN HIS LEGS ON THE FLOOR. HIS HEAD IS OFF

#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME #anyways #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #julie joyful #sally starlet #howdy pillar #eddie dear #frank frankly #poppy partridge

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anonymoushouseplantfan · 4 years ago

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Ways Palace Supported Meghan Markle During Her Time in the BRF...

or at least for the first year.

Okay, this is going to be a long list and I apologize for that. There was sooooo much stuff. I’m not going to list the standard “bride” pr Kate and the other royal brides got like the engagement interview, the regional tour, the royals saying they are so happy, etc.. . I’m going to stick to events that were out of the ordinary or surprising. It’s basically a list of everything that made me go, “daaaaang, she got that?”. It’s also work in progress so if you remember something that’s not on the list, please anon me and I’ll add it in.

Lists starts after the break. It’s just too freaking long to post as is.

The first “what?” moment was the fact that she got to go to Sandringham as a fiancee. This was widely touted as a “break in tradition,” “changing history” and as being a “first” as a fiancee. These news broke on December 13, 2017.

https://www.etonline.com/meghan-markle-break-tradition-spending-christmas-royal-family-92661

She stayed at Amner Hall with Will and Kate.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/prince-william-kate-to-host-harry-meghan-markle-for-holidays/

She got to walk with Will and Kate and the first “Fab Four” pic appeared. That was Dec. 25th.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5212441/Mum-hopes-royal-picture-pay-university.html

The Trapped One then flew to Monaco for New Year’s.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5228561/Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-New-Year-Monaco.html

Then she got a Foundation forum to basically to welcome her to the organization and give her a chance to meet with the charities and talk about what she was interested in doing. It took place on February 22nd. This completely blew my mind, btw. It was pure promo and no substance and I can’t believe they spent Foundation money on it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5422457/Prince-William-Kate-Harry-Meghan-joint-engagement.html

She had a private baptism with Charles and a luncheon hosted by Charles and Cam in early March. I still have doubts the lunch happened but that’s what they told everyone. Much was made of the fact that the Archbishop of Canterbury baptized her over an antique fount with water from the river Jordan. Her parents were invited but chose not to attend.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5474919/Meghan-Markle-baptised-secret-ceremony-Chapel-Royal.html

Then she got an official event with HM (as a fiancee) by appearing front and center at the Commonwealth Service on March 12, sitting between the brothers. This was, again, highly unusual. [EDITED: My mistake, the sitting between the brothers was Anzac]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/europe/meghan-markle-appear-first-official-event-queen-elizabeth-ii-n855681

On March 16, her topless photos leaked. The palace said the photos were fake event though they were pretty easily authenticated since Lindsay Jill Roth had some of them on her IG. I still can’t believe they did this, btw. It was such an obvious lie.

https://www.wonderwall.com/news/alleged-meghan-markle-topless-pics-leak-online-3013225.article

https://theblast.com/meghan-markle-topless-nude-photos-leaked/

She got to attend the Commonwealth Heads of State meeting in mid-April. Again, this was described as “highly unusual.” [EDITED: I’m not going to count the evening reception with Boris Johnson because Kate got an Obama visit during after her wedding, but, you know, she got an event with the PM as a fiancee.”]

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/04/meghan-markle-takes-on-a-new-and-highly-unusual-royal-duty

Also “unprecedented” and a sign of approval.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/a19850823/meghan-markle-engagement-apperance/

Will very conspicuously kissed her hello at the Anzac Day commemoration service, as a gesture of support.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a20060331/meghan-markle-prince-william-hug-kiss-anzac-service/

Then the wedding day came, May 19th. Her dog supposed got to ride with the Queen. I am highly skeptical of this story, but no one rushed to deny it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a20746115/meghan-markle-dog-queen-windsor/

Her dad didn’t show up for the wedding and Charles walked her down the aisle amidst much drama. This saved the event.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5785250/who-walking-meghan-markle-down-the-aisle-prince-charles/

She got a garden party with Charles right after the wedding on May 22nd. Much was made of the fact that she “held hands” with Cam.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/g20871373/meghan-markle-prince-harry-first-post-royal-wedding-appearance-garden-party-photos/

She got a three-day train trip with HM on the Royal Train in mid-June. Again, this was described as “unprecedented.” The Queen gifted her some earrings and shared her blanket.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2018/06/14/duchess-meghans-first-solo-trip-queen-unprecedented-ride-royal-train/694059002/

She got to present a trophy at Ascot. This was June 19th.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markle-arrives-ascot-present-12743142

Kate took her to Wimbledon. This was mid-July.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/g22147542/photos-meghan-markle-kate-middleton-wimbledon-2018/

When her dad drama was at its peak, Charles and Cam took her for a getaway at Castle of Mey. This happened at the end of July.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/09/prince-charles-meghan-harry-relationship

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/harry-and-meghan-swap-media-storm-for-midge-swarm-in-balmoral-t8cz2vgq3

And throughout the horrible debacle that was Thomas Markle’s Summer of Broship with Piers Morgan, the brf was unwavering in its support of Meghan. Every single leak we got was about Charles was “sympathetic” and the family “understood,” which seemed highly unlikely since her dad was comparing them to Scientologists, but that was their story and they were sticking to it.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/royal-pair-stay-silent-on-outbursts-by-meghan-markles-father-thomas-kx0dh3ldc?r

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a22777010/prince-charles-sympathetic-meghan-markle-father-thomas/

Btw, Meghan’s claims and language during her Oprah interview eerily resemble the claims made by her dad during his own interviews.

Okay, so we are now at the end of July AND NOT A SINGLE MONTH HAS GONE BY WITHOUT AN OVERT GESTURE OF SUPPORT BY THE BRF. Okay, January was actually a gesture-less month, but they made up for it by quadruple-stacking December and March. I don’t think people realize how insane this was. Kate can go for months (heck, even years) without needing help from anyone and Meghan was getting her hand held on a monthly (sometimes weekly!) basis.

That August The Trapped One took a trip to Toronto to see Jess and another one to Italy to stay with the Clooneys. Notice that The Silenced One got news of the trip to Toronto out through Scobie.

https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/meghan-markle-canada-toronto-jessica-mulroney.html

https://www.thecut.com/2018/08/meghan-markle-prince-harry-visit-george-amal-clooney.html

Then she got a role in the Queen of the World documentary, talking about her gown/veil. Kate was left out of the documentary, a decision that raised a lot of eyebrows. I think this aired on September 25th. It was announced August 30th.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a22873934/meghan-markle-queen-of-the-world-documentary-news/

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a23317703/kate-middleton-queen-of-the-world-documentary/

It was at this point that the weird rumor denials started coming out. First, it was one about a dog-walking pic. Totally bizarre.

https://graziadaily.co.uk/celebrity/news/meghan-markle-walking-dog-kensington-palace/

CH also had to deny a report that Charles wasn’t getting along with Will and Harry.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a22996264/prince-charles-prince-william-prince-harry-relationship-rumor/

Then Doria joined her for the unveiling of her cookbook. Needless to say, it was highly nusual for a family member to join a royal at an engagement. This was September 20th.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/09/meghan-markle-cookbook-launch-doria-ragland-prince-harry

The Trapped One then went to Amsterdam for the weekend to celebrate the opening of the local Soho House. (ADDED)

https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2018092462684/prince-harry-meghan-markle-amsterdam-trip-royal-news/

Then the Australia tour happened, which is when everything started falling apart. I’m counting the tour as mostly normal royal bride stuff (except for the fallen apart stuff), just noting that Charles supposedly gave her a tennis bracelet she wore there. Not sure if it’s the same as the Diana one,

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/style/jewelry-and-watches/a24109850/meghan-markle-prince-charles-tennis-bracelet/

And, of course, KP didn’t out the “blood earrings” even though it was a big deal at the time. They were spun as “borrowed” leaving people to assume that the Queen had given them to Meghan as a gesture of support.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1406388/meghan-markle-news-saudi-arabia-earrings-fiji-duchess-sussex-royal-family-spt

The separation of the households was leaked on October 27th, towards the end of the tour.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/princes-harry-and-william-to-call-it-a-day-for-their-double-act-3pq5h0xgc?

At this point they were in full damage control mode. They had another Fab Four pic on Nov 11th, for the remembrance evening service.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a24994796/meghan-markle-kate-middleton-fab-four-remembrance-day/

They also denied the rumor that Kate scolded her for mistreating employees. This was widely described as a “rare statement.” It came out on December 3, 2018.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7870884/furious-kate-middleton-meghan-markle/

https://people.com/royals/kate-middleton-meghan-markle-feud-rumors-denied-kensington-palace/

Kate had already “brushed-off” the rumors on November 28th, but I guess that wasn’t enough.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6439623/Kate-brushes-rumours-rift-Meghan.html

And the Queen had also showed her support regarding the tiara row by wearing a brooch on November 11.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/clever-way-people-think-queen-13571797

But the hits kept on coming. Melissa’s story came out on December 4th.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7877040/meghan-markle-personal-assistant-quit-crying/

And on December 9th we fond out that Sam Cohen “would not be staying.” The palace spun that as completely normal, giving Meghan some coverage.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/meghan-loses-second-close-aide-samantha-cohen-amid-duchess-difficult-rumours-8zz9t5b2l

The palace had to deny a rumor that Meghan had banned Harry from hunting. This was December 16th.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/palace-denies-claims-prince-harry-banned-boxing-day-shoot-wife/

And Kate did the second “Fab 4″ walk on Christmas Day. Again, they were obviously trying to dispel rumors. Kate should get a freaking Oscar for this walk. She was charming and pleasant even though Will could barely walk beside his brother.

https://www.instyle.com/news/kate-middleton-meghan-markles-christmas-body-language

Here’s where things start to get tricky. The Royal Albert Hall where Meghan says she cried all the way through took place on January 17th.

https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/fashion/meghan-markle-sequin-dress-roland-mouret-princess-diana-a4041176.html

That same day, she was spotted having lunch with her new communications director. He was presumably hired to fix her pr. So, while she was feeling poorly they gave her a new pr guy to help out.

https://people.com/royals/pregnant-meghan-markle-lunch-press-secretary-london/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6608185/Duchess-heads-restaurant-new-deputy-press-secretary.html

The Trapped One also had the makeup artist over for lunch that weekend. He posted the whole thing on IG because when the palace has your Duchess of Monte Cristo butt in isolation lockdown your friends get to do stuff like that.

https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-avocado-toast-whisperer/

A week after that the palace contacted media platforms and started the #HelloToKindness anti-bullying drive. That was on January 27th. So they also gave an entire social media drive with celebrity support from the Beckhams and other celebrities.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/health-and-fitness/2019012867058/kensington-palace-online-abuse-meghan-markle-kate-middleton-exclusive/

ADDED: An anon reminded me that KP specifically began to moderate and delete comments on their social media accounts. This was a big deal because it’s the palace basically censoring the public, and one of the most baffling aspects of how the palace tried to defend Meghan was that they broke rules left and right. They lied for her, they obfuscated, they censored, they asked reporters to not disclose what they were seeing or hearing, etc...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6639253/Palace-staff-spend-hours-moderating-vile-sexist-racist-online-comments.html

A week before Royal Albert Hall, the Queen gave her two very high profile patronages, National Theater and Association of Commonwealth Universities and it was hailed as a sign of confidence. That was also done to try to fix things for her.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-queen-just-helped-to-give-miserable-meghan-markle-a-royal-reset

BTW, Tom Sykes cites a “source close to the duchess” in that article. This was published on January 11th, so she was definitely not “silenced” then, which makes sense since they were being spun off KP at the time.

And here’s a Sussex source denying the staff bullying rumors on January 8, 2019. I guess the Silenced One still had a way to get her message out.

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a25794510/meghan-markle-difficult-boss-rumors-explained/

We found out her bodyguard quit on January 14th.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8181816/meghan-markle-female-bodyguard-quits/

Then the Silenced One’s “friends” started talking to People mag. This came out on February 6.

https://people.com/royals/meghan-markles-best-friends-break-their-silence-we-want-to-speak-the-truth/

And found out she was moving to Frogmore in March on January 31st.

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-01-31/harry-and-meghan-to-move-to-new-home-frogmore-cottage-in-march

It later turned out that they had “turned down” Apt 1 in KP, which was already undergoing renovations.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/harry-meghan-set-become-neighbours-12499373

https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/2020010882881/why-prince-harry-meghan-markle-turned-down-apartment-one/

We also later found out that Charles was giving Harry more money than he was giving Will.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7900913/RICHARD-KAY-Prince-Wales-lavishing-millions-sons-William-Harry.html

Then The Trapped One jetted to NYC for a baby shower, arriving on February 17th.

https://pagesix.com/2019/02/18/pregnant-meghan-markle-having-baby-shower-in-new-york-city/

This was around the time that they announced that the “separation” of the households would take place in a few weeks, much sooner than anyone thought. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the palace move this fast on anything. The split got put on warp speed.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a26409663/prince-william-and-prince-harry-will-reportedly-split-their-royal-households-within-weeks/

Note the date of that article--February 19! They were separating households during the time that she was having her...episode, breakdown, whatever... No wonder no one knew what was going on. I now wonder who she was sending emails to? KP, CH, of KP? It was probably not clear to anyone which palace had jurisdiction at that point.

The separation was finally formalized on March 14, less than a month later. They got their own staff and offices in BP. I should look up the budget hit from this but I’m too tired. It cost serious moolah, in any case.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a26826859/prince-william-prince-harry-separate-households/

BTW, Amy Pickerill left on March 9th. This was a huge shock because Amy was supposedly Meghan’s girl Friday and favorite aide. The leak claimed that they were close friends and would remain in contact. LOLOLOLOL.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1022151/meghan-markle-to-lose-third-palace-aide-in-months

Then got Sara Latham as head of their household and I still don’t understand how they got away with that. This was also announced on March 19th, so within two months of the “episode” she had her own office with separate staff.

https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-and-prince-harry-hire-hillary-clintons-campaign-advisor-to-head-communications-team/

By then Sara had the joy of issuing Meghan’s denials. For example she had to deny that the Sussexes had issued a “list of rules” to their Windsor Park neighbors.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/meghan-markle-harry-deny-issuing-18787098

Oh, and the palace also denied a rumor that they were going to raise their child “gender fluid.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kensington-palace-denies-gender-fluid-baby-rumor_n_5c7d2af2e4b0e1f7765445a6

They got their own social media.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2019/04/meghan-markle-prince-harry-instagram-account-sussexroyal

With tons of royal support.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a27018370/royal-family-prince-harry-meghan-markle-instagram-welcome/

BTW, we suddenly started getting a lot of lifestyle leaks and sightings after she got her own press people. She and Harry were papped at a spa.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2019/04/inside-meghan-markle-and-prince-harrys-pre-baby-spa-visit

And they also had a baby moon vacay. BTW, this was the story where Emily Andrews ran afoul of the #SussexSquad

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a27047930/meghan-markle-prince-harry-babymoon/

Then an entire move to Africa was planned for them. It included a “bespoke” role for Harry. This was April 21, so within three months of the “episode” the palace were figuring out a huge move overseas to keep them happy. David Manning, former British Ambassador to the US, was working on this bs, and it went absolutely nowhere once Meghan actually landed in Africa and saw what it was like.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/revealed-palaces-africa-plan-for-harry-and-meghan-t2ckn7f5b

The Africa move rumor was not denied by Sara.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a27216709/prince-harry-meghan-markle-africa-move-buckingham-palace/

That happened around Easter Sunday. That day both The Queen and Kate reportedly dropped by FrogCott to say hi.

https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/culture/story/duchess-meghan-support-queen-elizabeth-serena-williams-passes-62726711

Scobie confirmed the story and said the visit was to “check up” on Meghan and “offer support.”

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a27283825/meghan-markle-prince-william-kate-middleton-easter-visit/

Kate also had a “moment” with Harry on Anzac Day to telegraph a mending of fences.

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a27267564/kate-middleton-dress-prince-harry-anzac-day-service/

Around that time the bill for the FrogCott reno came in at around 3m pounds. [EDITED b to m]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1108329/meghan-markle-news-royal-baby-prince-harry-frogmore-cottage-windsor-renovations-cost

The bill for the Africa move was also estimated at around 1m. [EDITED b to m]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8914755/prince-harry-and-meghan-markles-move-to-africa-could-cost-1-million/

Then they had the baby and got the christening and polo. However, I’m going to take a break here because from there on it was really their own responsibility as they had their own separate office. I’ll continue adding to this list, and I’ll probably do a timeline of the rest of year later on. No, wait, I guess that’s the second year of marriage. LOLOLOLOLOL, this was only the first year, Cheesus. Soooooooo much drama. Let me know if I missed anything.

To summarize, they got tons of support before the Australia tour. They got events, favorable leaks, photo ops, positions, special privileges, experienced aides, etc... They were basically holding her hand through the first seven months or so while her dad was wrecking everything up.

After the Australia tour things got pretty chaotic, but they also got tons of support and palace denials. During her “dark time” she specifically got (i) a new press person, (ii) high profile patronages, (iii) a huge anti-bullying social media drive to silence critics, (iv) her own separate office with a budget and social media along with separate charity foundation, and (v) Hillary’s old aide as communications director. During this time she was also visiting spas and taking vacations to NY and the countryside. Doria was visiting her in England and so was her makeup artist friend. The royals were “dropping by to “check up” on her and “offer support.” Also keep in mind that she also had her private club, Soho House, at her disposal. Oh, and her press were on the phone with the press gettin out “her story.”

Like I always say, everyone is free to make up their own mind as to what was really going on behind the scenes. Personally, I’m very curious about how her receipts will fit into this timeline, particularly because they were transitioning into their own office when she was having her “episode,” she was in contact with her people in LA, and her friends were talking to anyone who could listen They were spun off into their own little world as soon as the shit started to hit the fan in Australia and seemed pretty independent after that.

Okay, I’m going to be now. Let me know if I missed anything

[EDITED: I took out the website/lawyers stuff because it took place in late 2019. I’ll put it in the next post. Ditto the blogger doxing stuff.]

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