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[exymybeloved]

Nikolai: We all have our demons!

Nikolai: *puts his hand on Fyodor’s shoulder*

Nikolai: This one’s mine

[decayofaces]

and god said, let there be penis

[scalpel-mom-mori]

Mori is a doctor. He should know the importance of vaccinating his kids. He didn’t, and now Akutagawa has rabies

Vaccinate your kids.

[exymybeloved]

whenever 16!Dazai is doing paperwork, he looks out for the word ‘the flags’ and then he uses correction liquid/ tape to cover the l, so that the flags would become ..... the fags

[exymybeloved]

Bsd text post I did while on vacation :| (pt 1)

rambles from me under the cut!

I was supposed to post this yesterday but

So today it was! Also the island was rlly pretty :)

and a fish bit me :( but they were pretty too!

[exymybeloved]

Dazai, at a restaurant: So I want to let u know that I’m lactose intolerant- oh you have non-dairy opinions?

Dazai: Oh that’s good! That’s good!

Dazai: …

Dazai: Yeah so I’m not doing any of those, I want the Mac and cheese, extra cheese-

Dazai: actually, you know what just take out the Mac, and just do the cheese-

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[scalpel-mom-mori]

Hot take, Ranpo would be a better terrorist than Fukuchi

[scalpel-mom-mori]

GUYS GUYS GUYS SEND AURE YOUR THRISTIEST PICTURES OF KUNIKIDA JUST DO IT PLZ