#brynhildrvalkyrievoldsom

[benevolentgodloki]

Since I'm an angel, can I sit atop your Yule tree? *Slurrs an intoxicated Val, smirking stupidly, honey eyes half lidded, a bottle of Asgardian mead grasped loosely in her cloed fist. Thinking her sexual innuendo clever in her state.*

@brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

(I figure the only way she ask him that outloud, if she were drunk. So, here's an inebriated Valkyrie for Yuletide, you're welcome. 🎄😬😂)

He holds his door open all the wider to allow her through.

"When you've burnt off enough of that mead to convince me you can stay balanced on my tree, your majesty, that position is all yours."

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[kingxfmischief]

@brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

Something was wrong.

It was a sudden feeling, a strange one that suddenly overtook the Trickster. Fear gripped him, and he immediately felt the need to check on his daughter. He rose quickly to his feet, rushing to her bedroom only to feel relief fill him to see her safe and sound, playing with some of her toys.

Then what was it? It was the same feeling that had filled him at Frigga’s passing, but then he knew what had happened, this time...nothing. It unsettled him. Unsettled him to the point that after several hours of the sensation the god found himself pacing in the living room and finally turning on his television. A device he rarely used and had a strong dislike towards, that he only used if he felt the need to keep up with local Midgardian news. A rare occurrence, but Loki hoped it could at least give him some answers.

Horrifyingly, they were not the answers he wanted. Shaky footage of people fading into dust, collapsing to the ground as their form simply dissipated. Loki knew immediately what had happened and it shook him to his core.

Thanos had won.

The mad titan had succeeded in his crazed goals. He had truly done it; half the universe gone with a simple snap. Mass casualties through every corner of the Nine Realms...it made his stomach churn. He didn’t know what to do; staying in this abandoned home no longer felt right, or even safe knowing that Thanos had the Infinity Stones and had already accomplished his goals. Who knew what else he desired to do?

But for now, he needed time to take in what had happened. Time to be thankful that he and Einmyria had been spared by pure luck. And time to figure out what to do next; though his thoughts were already turning to the possibility of returning to Asgard. Unfortunately for him, he would make many more grim discoveries over the following months. The knowledge that on top of Thanos’ victories, but that Asgard had been completely destroyed nearly broke him. Sleepless nights spent wondering the fate of those he once called friends, family. Of wondering if he could have saved anyone if he had not been cowardly in hiding. The same thoughts that had run through his mind when his mother had passed. 

Months passed as Loki tried to track down information on Asgard, on his people. He started to go out in disguise, though no one was likely to recognize him in the midst of adjustment to life after the Snap. The god went to libraries with young Einmyria in tow, always keeping an eye out for those who would easily notice him like the Avengers. (Though he hoped they were busy helping the remaining civilians.)

Finally, after what felt like far too many months, he discovered the news on “New Asgard”. While the news still was not great, it gave him hope. His people had not all been wiped out in the destruction of their realm. They had survived, they had adapted. But he had to wonder, would he even be welcomed into New Asgard? Were the guards that had tortured him still alive? 

Most importantly, who was King now?

But still, he had to try.

So, he prepared himself and his child for the journey, choosing his words carefully when explaining to her why they had to leave the only home she had ever known. And even though this was his chance to be free again, a chance for Einmyria to be around other Asgardian children, there was still a bittersweet feeling as Loki looked back on the home he had made for what he hoped would be the last time.

It took them several days to reach New Asgard, and when they could see it in the distance Loki found himself needing to pause. It was his last chance to turn back, his last chance to turn around. But he closed his eyes, took a slow, deep breath and slowly started towards the town with Einmyria at his heels. As they got close, Loki pulled the hood over his head, shrouding his identity just to be safe. He had no desire to make himself known until he was before the new ruler, whoever that may be.

As they entered the town, Loki looked around and took in everything he saw. Faces he recognized, people he remembered from so many years ago, now relegated to this small town, already struggling to rebuild. Struggling to make a new life, only for further struggles with the snap. They did not even pay any notice to the supposed “strangers” that were making their way through the streets. It made his heart break.

But he couldn’t linger on that, and his focus shifted to his actual goals. He found himself eavesdropping on conversations, picking up any hints that he could, knowing that he could not yet risk speaking to anyone and revealing himself too soon. Finally, he found what he was looking for. He stood before the building with hesitation, knowing that Asgard’s new King was waiting behind the doors, with the remaining Einherjar as they worked to rebuild.

After one final deep and calming breath, he stepped forward and pushed the door open to move inside. Einmyria trailed behind him cautiously, hand gripping his cloak as Loki reached up and lowered his hood.

“I am here for an audience with the King.”

[araedi]

A booming roar could be heard from the docks of New Asgard, followed by the yelp of a pair large of animals as they was swatted away. Next a VERY angry King Valkyrie was knocking on the God of Thunder's door. It was early hours of the morn, which only made her anger grow as it was the one day that she could relax and sleep in. Not worry about meetings or interviews. "THOR! GET OUT HERE AND CONTROL YOUR BLOODY BEASTS BEFORE I ROAST THEM ON THE SPIT!.." Her voice was low and growly but, very loud as her fist continued pounding on the woodern door, to the point of nearly splintering it. Thor had decided to visit for the weekend and brought his beloved bastard goats with him, who were now currently demolishing the new gardens she had only helped plant days ago with her people.

(This is set after Thor Love and Thunder 😊)

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Though forever ingrained with the warriors’ speedy reflexes, Thor appeared in no great rush to open the door. He’d long since become familiar with Valkyrie’s mannerisms since New Asgard’s founding, and furious though she sounded the thunderer was under no impression that there was any real threat. It was usually the silence, after all, which yielded more concern.

Still, Thor couldn’t resist a little tease. “Alright, alright shh-shhh” he complained, opening the door enough to wave a large hand at New Asgard’s king. “You’ll wake her with that banging, just quiet down for one second or I’ll be on breakfast duty already.” He already knows that Gorr’s daughter will be stirring any moment, and he’ll also invite Valkyrie inside for panflaps and coffee, but it’s worth drawing it out for a few minutes at least.

Scratching his scruffy jaw idly, Thor leaned out from the house to squint towards the source of the noise. “Are they really being such a problem? They need to eat, too.”

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[emeraldsnakesdagger]

“✿” (Valkyrie)

@brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

::Your hair is wondrous. I would much like to bury my face within it.::

[the-mjolnir-owner]

🙌🏾 (to assert dominance)

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send 🙌 to grab my muse by the throat @brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

Their weekly, uh, training had turned into something more heated than usual to the point where Val had Thor held up against the wall by his neck: her tremendous strength knew no barriers and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t impressed. And a bit turned on.

“Harder, kóngurinn minn (my King),” he groaned.

[the-mjolnir-owner]

❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ~From an intoxicated Val

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Cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines @brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

Snorting, Thor stifled a laugh. "I doubt you have enough coordination to even stand on your own, Val," he retorted, amused by her drunk but horny gaze. "All you need is a cold shower and your bed, let's get you there."

[the-mjolnir-owner]

"Can I just?.." Plops on his lap. "There, much better." Wiggles to get comfy. Normally, she wouldn't be so bold, but of the very rare few times, she now wanted his undivided attention and was fed up with this "will they, won't they" nonsense.

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Before Thor could put down the documents he was reading down, Val was already on his lap, wiggling to get comfy like a cat. Boldness and heat replaced his surprise when he slid his warm hands up her strong thighs, under her shorts.

“Your majesty decided to sit on a different throne then?" He teased with a smile, "I am always happy to obligue.”

[the-mjolnir-owner]

〽️ - Find my muse struck by lightning

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Training the new warrior generation of asgardians, sakaarians and other refugees alike was a conjoined job Thor and Sif shared under their King's supervision - whenever Thor was around, of course.

Today the children were chanting his name after the self-defense class, begging him to show them the lightning. And Thor did, because, why not?

The kids were all behind him, excited when Thor summoned a huge blast and lit up the entire city to their delight. But, amidst their squeals of joy, he heard a shout of pain. Oh no.

Following the general direction of the sound, Thor found their King, Valkyrie, flat on the floor, braids standing on end, a shocked expression on her face: she was struck. Oh no.

“Val!” He kneeled by her side, shaking her gently, “I’m sorry! I didn’t know you were near the training fields. Talk to me!” He couldn’t help but feel anxious and guilty, then amusement took over him at her sudden porcupine hairstyle. Oh no.

[benevolentgodloki]

There is nothing pure abt valkyrie

"Not now there isn't."

[benevolentgodloki]

Fluster Meme:

One moment he's free, perhaps reading a book or practising some spells, getting up to mischief and the next bound by enchanted golden chain and at the mercy of Valkyrie.

@brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

Try to fluster my muse

After an initial gasp from the thrill that is being caught by her, Loki giggles.

"Hello to you, too, sweet Bryn."

He's sure she'll shut him up any moment.

[benevolentgodloki]

🏢 😈 👎🏽

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Sex Question Meme

🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex?

// Uh, good grief, being the god of mischief I imagine he's done it in a lot of places over the centuries with various people he's met. Balconies, public gardens, tavern backrooms, antechamber with a servant while an important royal meeting is going on that he's supposed to be attending. Most public though would arguably be the few times he's ended up involved in orgies, usually when completely drunk.

😈-Favorite sex position?

Answered here :D

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

// I'm sure I've yet to discover more/I won't think of them all, but Loki isn't into being humiliated. There's a bit of a spectrum with that as he might be willing to explore shades of it with a partner, but if he feels belittled or he's called a petname that makes him feel especially like he's being called weak, he will be angy. It's a little different with females as he does like to be bossed about to a certain extent, but even that has its limit. If he feels like someone is rolling their eyes at him and calling him pathetic because of his gender, he'll be out the door. He also isn't into mummy or daddy kink, though in some absolutely exceptional circumstances he can budge on this (e.g. in lady Loki form she'd potentially call Stephen Strange daddy if he asked for it). My Loki doesn't like watersports (the not jet-ski kind). It feels weird to say that considering what he represents, but my version of him has other deviances instead like robots or monsters or exploring sex in other shapes with other sentient beings. Lastly, if we're talking a post-Infinity War survived or resurrected Loki, he is averse to choking kink. He can tolerate the play of someone having their hand at his throat, more so if they can't possibly harm him, but any applied pressure with intent to do the asphyxiation kink on him and at best he'll panic, at worst he'll kick someone clean out of a window.

[benevolentgodloki]

Touché. Although, I guess the intensity depends on whom we ask to join us."

@brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

(Had to use my OG blog to ask. Because apparently you can't post with a pic while using anonymous.. Bloody annoying. 🙄)

"Valid point. They'd have to be able to handle us. Or be willing to drown in our power."

[benevolentgodloki]

"Don't worry Loki. I'll only allow Jane to get a few hits in, then come up there to break it up.. Since your brother can't."

(Referring to the Loki Wack-a-mole post. Secretly she wants to see him bounce around the stars like a pinball. Reckons it would be hysterical, knowing he can't get seriously injured. 🤣)

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"I have faith that Thor will step in if need be. Anyway, I am quite capable of evading attacks with my own tactics."

[benevolentgodloki]

★

(For @brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom)

Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse. Italics are somewhat/sometimes/possibly applicable. Strikethroughs are never.

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I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

[the-mjolnir-owner]

"Healing means, that the damage no longer controls our lives." Val would know that better than anyone.

"You are worthy." Her co-king is the worthiest person she has had the pleasure of knowing. At times like this, he needs to hear it.

@brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

(💜💜💜)

Recovering from trauma @brynhildr-valkyrie-voldsom

“Hmn, words of wisdom from my King. What did I do to inspire such wise advice?” He teased, but her words had a weight: she had witnessed first hand his downfall and his struggle to pick himself back up and she still had faith in him when he didn't. Some things were still falling into place and the path to recover was long, but neither of them were alone despite, well. Everything. “Thank you,” he said, looking down at his feet before looking back at her with a sincere smile, “your co-king wouldn’t be here if Scrapper 142 hadn’t collected me from a pile of trash.”

[the-mjolnir-owner]

"Lay on your back.. I'd like to sit on my throne.."

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Thor smirked at her clear demand, complying dutifully as her most loyal servant. "My King's command is an order," he swore, licking his lips, eager to have a taste of her.