#bruhhhh wtf

[alyimoss]

nahida 5.1 and no new area.... ass

[apollo1three]

HAHAHAHA

GUYSSSSSSSSS

[a-meh]

[sheyfu]

heyy pookie wookie with extra dookie <333 s-s-sae head cannons…. when he’s sick pretty please *pleading face*

HELLOOOO OMG IM SO SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPOMSE 😭😭😭 HMMM OKI

• no shot bro would literally straight up reject u and be all emo and mighty and shit

• he's like 'i dont need your help this is nothing' then proceeds to fold bc of a migraine (FOLDED)

• so now youre here in your shared room as you wipe his forehead with a cold towel, occasionally wiping his body as a way to cool him off

• he keeps on grumbling and muttering words but you dont understand him as his words come out in whispers

• and as you leave him to get his meds and a very hot bowl of soup (when faced with a virus, vengeance is the safest way to victory 😈😈), he grabs your arm and drags you to bed with him, trapping you in his arms. even with your complaints, he still wouldn't let you go so you sucked it up and took it like a champ, sulking as you're probably going to get absolutely devoured by the virus

• well at least he was in tiptop shape two days after. cant say the same for you tho lmaooo

HELP IM SO SORRY THIS TURNED INTO LIKE A KINDA FIC TOWARDS THE END 😭😭😭 i dont know how to do hcs so erm 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ I GOPE U STILL ENJOYED THO WHEHEHEE

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[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo - hunan tv new year’s eve show ; duet with da zhangwei < “我会想你的” >

[arvandus]

I want to send a big thank you to my entire dash for reinforcing my suspicions that there is absolutely ZERO reason for me to ever bother reading the rest of the BNHA manga.

Horikoshi gives zero fucks at this point. I knew he checked out of his story a while ago, but damn.

[feather-and-roses]

Wtf is going on at my job. I'm minding my own business, doing my job, and all of a sudden like three people come in and just HAUL MY BOSS OUT.

Apparently he threatened a patient cuz said patient stole something that used to belong to his dad who passed when he was little.

So my boss's response is sending him a note like, "I will find and kill you." And they take that shit serious. So then like, there's three of us with no boss, all girls too so we're dealing with Angry Man Reactions. And I'm just like...fuck it. Someone gotta do his job.

So all of a sudden I'm being my own boss for an hour cuz his boss is on her way but she lives 10 minutes out and then has paperwork and a meeting cuz her employee just THREATENED A PATIENT????

And then she gets back to us and is like.... Wait y'all are good? And they're all like yeah Isolde did it and I brace for impact I'm like shit bruh I was just thinking I don't wanna stay late not does it matter that I'm not qualified to do this.

Instead my boss's boss just goes.... I have an opening. So ya girl has some training next week and then I get a raise and new hours and I'm in charge of my coworkers? I'm sorry?

Keep in mind I've been here for TWO WEEKS

[blu3b3rryblu3]

POV: How I feel talking to my bestie half the time

😑

[marvin-needs-love]

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[4ngelovegf]

omfg she likes boys bye…..

[zombiemnero]

MONDAY, AGAIN! 😐

[ofgrenvde]

The rage burned deeper with each mention of his stolen childhood—not the hot, explosive kind but the slow—burning sort that settled in and made a home. His father turned playtime into military drills, birthdays into lessons about weakness, and Christmas mornings into another chance to break his spirit. What kind of monster looked at their child and decided joy was a liability? "He doesn’t deserve the title of father. He robbed you of so much more than just parties. He stole your right to be a kid, to feel safe, to know what real love looks like without conditions attached. And your mom should have never reproduced. Someone should have taken that ability away." She spat, anger filling her chest. Having been abandoned by her mom, she hated knowing that the man she loved had to deal with the same fate. Every revelation about his past felt like another puzzle piece slotting into place—the way he flinched from kindness, how he turned every good thing into a transaction he had to earn. No wonder he struggled with the concept of unconditional love when his whole childhood was one long lesson in having to prove his worth. 

"Pour it all out. Every bit of it. I can handle it. I'm not going anywhere, no matter what." The way he worried about overwhelming her with his pain made perfect sense. When you've spent your whole life being told your feelings are a burden, of course you'd expect them to drive people away. His attempt at deflecting with humor about her broken nails was didn’t even faze her. He was always using jokes as an armor. "Hey, broken nails are serious business. And I may not be able to take down a room full of bad guys, but I'd still throw hands with anyone who tried to hurt you." She meant every word too, she might not have his combat training or physical strength, but Dante didn’t raise a wimp. She'd gotten out of sticky situations using her brains and brawn…well, what little brawn she processed, at least. She’d fight the whole world for him with everything she had. 

His childhood stories painted a picture of cruelty masked as character building. No goldfish because it might teach him attachment. No trick-or-treating because it wasn't productive. No sleepovers because they served no tactical purpose. Each denied experience was another brick in the wall his father built between Sterling and normalcy. It was not a wonder he was so damaged. Yet somehow that damaged heart still managed to love her. The fact that he could still open his heart at all after all that was nothing short of miraculous. When he called her family, warmth settled within her chest. His fear of his pain being too much, too dark, too heavy made her want to gather up every broken piece and show him that darkness couldn't scare her away. 

There was no turning back now. When they took their vows, she knew she’d be with this man through thick or thin. His father's twisted version of love had warped his understanding of basic human kindness, turning every gesture of affection into a transaction he felt compelled to earn. It was why he kept trying to justify his worth to her, as if love came with a price tag. "Come here, I need a hug." She said, opening up her arms, knowing touch helped ground him. It was his love language. Before he could move, she was wrapping her arms around him, letting her love flow into him. "I know I can't erase what they did to you, but you're mine now, and I'll love you until I'm dead and buried. And even then, if there are other lifetimes after this one, I promise I'll spend every single one of them choosing you, loving you, and making up for all the love they denied you." She held him tight, her eyes drifting close. Without realizing it, feeling him calming down grounded her. Guess this was what real love felt like. Unconditional. Safe.

Sterling hears her words, and they land like a proper kick in the gut, but not in a bad way. It’s the sort of truth he’s been legging it from for years, and now it’s staring him right in the face, no dodging it. “Yeah, you’re bang on,” he says, his voice quieter now, less sharp round the edges. “Didn’t know what I was missin’ ‘cause they never gave me the chance to see it. It’s mental, innit? Growin’ up thinkin’ that’s just how it is. Like every kid’s dad’s got ‘em marching about the garden, treating playtime like it’s some bloody boot camp. I remember this one time, I must’ve been seven or eight, and I asked if I could have a birthday party. Just a little one, you know? Few kids from school, bit of cake, maybe a balloon if I was lucky. He looked at me like I’d just asked for a trip to the moon. Said birthdays were for ‘soft lads’ and I needed to toughen up. That was that. Never asked again.”

He shakes his head, the bitterness still there but dulled a bit by her being there. “And the thing is, I believed him. Thought he was doin’ me a favour, makin’ me strong or whatever. But lookin’ back now, it’s like…nah, he wasn’t makin’ me strong. He was just nickin’ all the stuff that makes bein’ a kid worth it. Like, who does that? Who looks at a kid and thinks, ‘Nah, you don’t need fun or mates or any of that. You need discipline.’” His jaw tightens again, but this time he doesn’t try to laugh it off. “It’s not just the big stuff either. It’s the little things. Never had a proper Christmas morning, you know? No legging it downstairs to see what Santa left. Just another day, another chance to ‘train.’ Never went trick-or-treating. Never had a sleepover. Never even had a bloody pet. Said they were a distraction. Who doesn’t let their kid have a goldfish?”

He hesitates when she suggests releasing it. He knows she’s right, but it’s not exactly a walk in the park, dragging all this up. If anyone’s earned the right to hear it, it’s her. “Yeah, maybe you’ve got a point. Keeping it all bottled up hasn’t exactly done me any favours, has it? But it’s hard, you know? Feels like if I start talking about it, I won’t be able to stop. Like it’ll all come pouring out, and then what? What if it’s too much? What if it’s too grim?” He glances at her, and there’s something in her eyes that makes him feel like maybe it won’t be. Maybe she can hack it. “But you’re right. It festers. And I don’t want that. Don’t want it poisoning what we’ve got.”

Her fierceness makes him laugh, a proper one this time, not the bitter kind. “You? Fightin’ for me? That’s a laugh. You cry when you break your nail." he smiles," Really, I do.” He leans into her a bit more, letting her hold him up in a way he’s never let anyone do before. “You’re somethin’ else, you know that? You say I deserve someone in my corner, but I reckon I’ve hit the bloody jackpot with you. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, love. You’re my family now. And I don’t take that lightly.” Inside, he knows this is why he has to protect her. Why he has to keep her safe from all the mess he’s tangled up in. She’s given him something he didn’t even know he needed, and he won't let anything take that away.

[cutelittleexo]

Me: *Opens up YouTube shorts*

Some white guy: TODAY I'M GONNA GET ADDICTED TO CRA*K

Me: *closes YouTube*

[bananaactivity]

yo wtf

When I don't know what to draw I do shit like this...

I'm thinking of doing some Valentine's Day pieces with my ships. Probably gonna add Platonic ships cause I barely have any romantic ships. Im not really much of a shipper

Here are all the ones I have that are romantic lol:

Brewner: Kai Andrew Brewer X Arthur Augustan Percy-Barret Turner ( Bro, they are so annoyingly evil)

Karcus: Kai Andrew Brewer X Marcus Julian Davenport ( My crack OTP)

Karthus: Kai Andrew Brewer X Arthur Augustan Percy-Barret Turner X Marcus Julian Davenport ( Ultra levels of crack shipping)

Kick: Jack Garfield Brewer X Kim Katy Crawford (Is it basic, maybe, but it's cute, bro)

Donsha: Tasha Francine Davenport X Donald Matthew Davenport ( Bruhhh, they are so cute in my AU like bruhhhh Don is the most wife guy ever like GRAHHHH)

Thats it lol I dont ship anything else lol

I like to do this silly thing with sibling/ family names ( order of oldest sib to youngest:

Kai Andrew Brewer

Jack Garfield Brewer

Donald Matthew Davenport

Douglas Patrick Davenport

LMAOOOO

[zaynes-nieve]

Spoilers for all of Thorns Under the Moon

Back into Aether core lore. Let's go!!!

We got some new hunter models

Bruhhhh, even Carter's model looks slimey 😭

Zayne did not want me to take those flowers lmfao. Not that I would. Who tries to poach people's patients wtf

Yeahh we already know Carter is batshit insane.

This entire scenario is a little too much like Finding Tobias 😭

Greyson showing us the videos of the hospital and this dimensional Wanderer is making so obvious we about to isekaied into DawnBreaker world bruh.

I'm tried of people playing god with these protocores especially cause Astra is an asshole 😭

Yooo Zayne and Greyson in scrubs???? My man is great with his hands lmfaoo. No but fr really good surgeon ten out of ten, no one is better than my boy Zayne.

God damn these metafluxes wtffff. Where tf is this Wanderer.

Not the Wanderer taking out a sandwich. What do you mean he woke up???? Ain't no way he is awake already. Wtf is Xander Sciences doing???

This man is raving mad. Wtf is the dawn breaker world. Is it an alternative universe? A spliting timeline? In the future? In the past? Now yall telling me it's a protocore dream?

Oh shit we finally fighting this Wanderer? Or we getting....yup we got isekaied now the question is...

Dude is that Zayne or Zayne.

Cause he is wearing the Dawnbreaker fit. I think he is straight up lying to my face rn. He is trying to pretend that he is our Zayne. Or is it our Zayne stuck in Dawn Breaker. Or are we not even in Dawn Breaker world just Zaynes dream.

Bruh this dreamception is too big brain for me at 8 am in the morning.

This is definitely Dawn Breakers house. It's got those weird energy drinks. But Our Zayne could have easily seen this just like Dawn Breaker could see our Zaynes life. Idk anymore.

Lying about the chocolate is crazy work. Not carrot flavored 🥕🍫

I'm like 85% certain this is Dawn Breaker. He is just slightly enough different to be not our Zayne at least fully. But the dark ice and light ice is confusing me again. Are they merged in this one? Cause William is our Zayne, but George and his mother is Dawn Breaker

Also this resonance isn't it. To me it doesn't look like it's working very well. Especially when It looks like we got knocked out cause of it. Also he is taking the ice from us. So is it like an Astra thing or when we do that resonance to take the ice from Zayne we end up taking it for ourselves?

Also, I haven't fought with a non-exclusive companion in so long. Seeing the Dawnbreaker fighting set is crazy again XD. Just make him an exclusive set, too, with the myth story I beg 🙏🏾

It's implied that we know that that wasn't our Zayne. So I guess that was Dawn Breaker. It isn't the first time that they've made reference to the fact that we can recognize Dawn Breaker as separate from our Dr.Zayne either. But Zayne was also sucked into the protofield, too.

Zayne needs his rest. I hope he won't have anymore nightmares 😔

Ain't no way that Wanderer was summoned by that fucking tool, are you kidding me??? Bruh when I get my hands on Carter, Xander Scicnes and fuckign Ever. I swear I'm pulling up with a demolition squad.

[blu3b3rryblu3]

Is it weird for half my life I had a friend that thought this was handsome... that same friend also stole my crush💀

(Also when I first saw this thing I may or may not have jump in my seat😐)