#bruh they poop so much

[muttwired]

snailposting ^-^

[e-rorrim]

bruh I haven’t played/watched someone play mouthwash but from what I’ve seen it must fucking suck being curly in all that mess like what the fuck

I had top surgery in May and my family was taking care of me, and i don’t have the best relationship with my family but yk they helped me out but like would just lowkey let me rot in my bed and that shit is genuinely painful like fuck 😭😭😭 I’m all grimy, can barely move (for the first few weeks at least, and have like 0 independence. If it weren’t for the bidet I installed, I would’ve needed help wiping my ass—

I nearly got bedsores on my tailbone and back of my head (it felt like? Cause it was starting to ache so bad and I was so sore) bc I literally couldn’t really do anything except lay down which was fucking awful cause I was pretty used to doing anything and everything by myself and whatnot

I was doped up on painkillers and bc of that I got SOOOOO constipated and bloated, literally looked like I was pregnant with octuplets or smth. was painful and I hadn’t pooped in like a month.

like purely observing all these interactions happening, and having weird intimate/vulnerable moments with people who may or may not necessarily like you because you need help and can’t do it on ur own— all you can really do is think about your connections, your past interactions, life, and how much u wish u could move rn bc u are so sore and so achey and ur tailbone is really starting to hurt from just constantly laying down in one position and how awfully grimy you are and just having to lay in it

having to rely on their schedule for them to take care of you even when you ask for something to be done, u gotta hope that they remember/have time to want to care for u.. my family is a bunch of night owls that procrastinate and I am very much not that, so at one point I was literally crying to have a shower after waiting for like a few days straight and only after crying did I get that shower (no hate to them, they had a lot going on, but holy moly did it make me tweak out)

bro can barely turn his head, I know that neck is HURTING and sore as hell on top of all them injuries— plus this hooligan is running around and everyone is having a bad time and there’s nothing you can really do about it except lay there and HOPE someone remembers to clean you up and redress you and adjust your pillow into a better position because you’re uncomfortable and slipped from the original cozy position

like holy shit I feel so bad for that fool 😭😭

[ateezivy]

learn the alphabet with ivy (updated)

warning! jokes about drugs and killing (this is how she copes with her trauma😭)

A is for…

‘ass shakin on a tuesday?’

‘ask hongjoong if we can get mcdonald’s for dinner’

‘as a mingi enthusiast, i can confirm’

B is for…

‘but did i die?’

‘bonita’

‘boxing was fun until i almost broke my wrist-‘

C is for…

‘cause i said so’

‘cute is overrated, i like looking like i just killed someone-‘

‘call me when i actually care, wooyoung’

D is for…

‘don’t follow me, i won’t be running away. i’m going to the store…’

‘driving is easy, these losers are just lazy. AINT THAT RIGHT YUNHO???’

‘did someone say le sserafim?’

E is for…

‘eggplant emoji? boy what-‘

‘extra ice please’ ‘but seonghwa hyung asked for light-‘ ‘i said extra’

‘even if i die, keep performing’ ‘ivy no-‘

F is for…

‘frogs are innocent beings.’

‘for the LOVE OF GOD SAN SHUT UP’

‘felix said otherwise.’

G is for…

‘god would want me to’

‘going to the gym is so much work, but i’m forced to’

‘guys, i think i started my period…’ *cue panic*

H is for…

‘hongjoongie-oppa says i’m brilliant’ ‘he told you that so you would shut u-‘ ‘san no one asked for your input’

‘how did you manage to make jongho cry bruh-‘

‘how big is his-‘ ‘olivia!’ ‘-house…’

I is for…

‘i’m fearless’ *after getting scared by yunho*

‘i feel bonita’

‘if i have to dance to this song on more time-‘

J is for…

‘just say you hate me already’

‘jongho is my best friend, sometimes’

‘jimin would be my friend.’

K is for…

‘killing people is only okay sometimes’

‘kites still exist??’

‘KITTIES’

L is for…

‘lost me at the word running’

‘look at me’ *slaps san*

‘living is breathing.’

M is for…

‘mingi my dearest’

‘my type? mingi.’

‘my mom told me not to do it, but my mom is also a drug addict so-‘

N is for…

‘no money’

‘no ice cream for you mr. park’

‘nayeon-unnie is cooler than you’

O is for…

‘oh jolly pirate’

‘oh brother, this fool again’ *san walks in*

‘oh, i like yeosang more’

P is for…

‘people think im innocent. that’s cute’

‘pipe down’

‘poop doopy’

Q is for…

‘quit looking at me like that, you’re gonna make me vomit’

‘quiet, i think i hear god’

‘quit talking, i’m trying to listen to itzy!!!’

R is for…

‘right, and i’m beyoncé.’

‘right hand man, jongho. not you’ *cut to wooyoung frowning’

‘rings. blings. and all that’

S is for…

‘silence, who died?’

‘snow snow snow snow snow snow sno-‘ *yeosang throws a snowball at her*

‘sweet. can we go home now?’

T is for…

‘tomorrow is a new day, a new slay’

‘teen beach movie has one of the best soundtracks’

‘they see me rollin, they hatin-‘

U is for…

‘uvula shot’ *shows camera yunhos uvula*

‘under the seaaa. under the seeeaaa. darling is betTA down where it weTTA’

‘uhm, be so fucking for real right now…’

V is for…

‘very good morning my loves’

‘van… gogh’ *van starts moving*

‘valid point, too bad i don’t care’

W is for…

‘wow, and here i thought i was the idiot’

‘where is my food servants’ *acting a scene for a show*

‘why am i here. i need to go home. i, i need to go.’

X is for…

‘xoxo, go piss girl’

‘x-rays helped see the shape of dna’ ‘it’s 2 am. go to bed.’

x’s and the o o o’s they HAUNT me’

Y is for…

‘you have no idea what you’re talking about do you?’

‘yo, chill out brother’

‘yes, i do love my members. yes, i do hate my members. family.’

Z is for…

‘zoom zoom, hop in hotties’

‘zebras. are the white with black stripes. or black with white stripes’

‘zooweemama am i right?’

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon

[tobiasdrake]

Okay, time to check out The Messenger, which was released before Sea of Stars but takes place chronologically after it, I guess? Playing these out of order but here we go.

Exile from what? That's an ominous sentiment.

Minions of the Fleshmancer, then?

I wonder if this is what happened to Brugaves? We never did hear from him again after the deal with Aephorul was finalized. Fleshy promised to give him a new body, wipe his memory, and send him away to a world where he'd never have to face Solstice Warriors ever again

Then that was never followed up on, save for a brief glimpse of his shiny new monster body in some world somewhere during the closing credits. We know it was him because Erlina, who never died in the True Ending, was reunited with him.

Maybe this is that world.

Hey look, it's Resh'an. And I guess that's probably the hero riding his back, but I'm more focused on Resh'an.

UGGGGGGH I have been Ninja Gaidening for weeks and this guy is so late. Fucking Westerners have no sense of propriety. If I was riding a magic bird across the ocean, I'd get there on time, dammit.

There are so many fucking prophecies in this mythology. Too many prophecies. The ancient fables are just prophecy this and prophecy that. Legend has it that the moon goddess Luana once got so fed up with prophecies that she drowned a fish. To this day, no one's quite sure what the hell that means.

You know what, that's on me. I was the one that tempted fate. I do not apologize.

I should probably go take a look, though. You never know, this could be a wacky misunderstandi--

Not much room for ambiguity there.

Hey, I'm confused. The number of horns on each of your heads clearly implies levels of authority but then you also have a crown guy? Why does that guy get a crown if he's not the #1 Most Horniest?

You should go bicker about this. Somewhere else. Please. Thank you.

Buddy, you have no idea who you're messing with. Go ahead. Come at me, bruh. Hit me with your best--

OH THANK LUANA

I'm gonna be honest, I was talking straight out of my ass. I have no idea who I'm messing with but I'm pretty sure my basic-ass ninja skills were not going to cut it.

THERE HE IS! THAT'S THE GUY! That's the demon that Brugaves became. I would wave hihi but I am not the person that learned everything she knows from him. I am instead a very manly man, whoa ho ho look at my manly biceps.

You know what, his biceps are the size of my torso so this isn't a good time to boast.

Uh, okay. Guess Brugaves is a creepy voyeur now. You know what, that's fair; He did spend a lot of time with the Acolytes, some things might have rubbed off.

Have fun watching me poop, asshole.

Wait, the same Autumn Hills? Are we on Mesa Island right now? Is this Home World? I thought it was a third, unrelated world.

I'd like to take that as a compliment but your options are me, the old man, or a pile of corpses. Though I suppose winning by default is still winning. *chest puff* Yes, I AM the best candidate for the job and I appreciate you for recognizing my greatness! I will proudly be your--

Mail boy. I will proudly be your mail boy. ._. Okay.

We are. We are on Mesa Island.

Holy shit. What the hell happened to our world? Is this because Solstice Warriors became defunct as an organization after the last two trained warriors turned into gods and fucked off into space, leaving nobody to teach a new generation?

...

Oh. Wait. No. The multiverse is made up of different timelines, not holistically different realities altogether. So we might still be a third, unrelated world.

Looks like a full moon's risen. Before I venture forward into the Autumn Hills, I should take a moment to recite the lunar prayer of protection.

"Luana, may your beautiful and amazing radiance, way better than the sun, guide me in these dark times. May my blade drink deep in the blood of all fuckos and shitweasels, that I may carry out Mad Bitchin' Deeds in your glorious name. Also robots are valid people and your hair looks amazing like that. So let it be."

So our coins are Resh'an's Time Shards. Huh. That's. Odd.

Don't these only appear when he's recursing time loops?

That is definitely one of Resh'an's portals. Are we... Where are we going? Is this going to take me to the Archives?

That's. Not. Necessarily. A no.

What the fuck is this place? Are you Resh'an? I need you to tell me if you're Resh'an. Legally, you have to tell me if you are, because I might not be allowed to interact with you. I'm pretty sure I'm required to call you an 'assclown', whatever that is, and tell you "She hasn't forgotten" in a threatening voice.

I don't know why. My village is under siege by demons. I am not looking to make enemies. But that's what I've been told.

What does that fucking mean?

Ugh, the Scripture of Luana warned us that the keepers of lore are always full of cryptic bullshit but I thought she just meant that old history keepers have spotty memories.

Honestly, despite the demons all over the place, this place is kind of nice; Don't look at my health bar.

Sure, there's weird-ass turtle demons and stuff, but they're pretty slow and manageable. And the woods, lingering in a perpetual state of autumn as they always have, remain beautiful even at night. Mesa Island would be a pretty nice place to live if it weren't for, y'know, all that evil shit.

I mean, I could lived without that, honestly. Don't know why we installed so many deathtraps. I guess it was to keep the demons out but I'm the one having to bend over backwards to navigate while they're crawling all over the place, so who's this really fucking over?

The moral of the story is, always keep a killswitch for your defenses somewhere in your own camp.

[benjaminthewolf]

D-Side BF Lol

Well, another one of @starlightgirl242 's Monday Night Munchin' requests are complete! I hope all you MNM fans out there are excited! Enjoy!

Edit: Why is this post showing up just fine in literally every other tag EXCEPT the "Monday Night Munchin" tag? The one without the apostrophe...like bruh...

Edit 2: Apparently it’s a technical issue, probably on the side of Tumblr’s desktop/computer version. Still annoying, but at least I know it’s working on mobile. ****

     “...so I was just chillin’ there in my paraglider, right? But then all of a sudden I see this giant-ass Seagull coming up towards me from the right, and apparently the stupid thing didn’t have the common sense to just stop flying forwards…or it just had terrible reflexes…or it didn’t care…but whatever, the dumbass Seagull ended up crashing straight into me, and then it shat itself and went tumbling into the ocean. Don’t worry, though, none of the poop got on me. But yeah, anyway…”

      Just as you had done before within the many, manny, many days gone by where you had enough time and energy to hang out with him, D-Side BF had been contentedly jabbering on to you about his wild, assorted misadventures, everything from going caving, to visiting a volcano, to attending various conventions, whilst the two of you casually strolled along the city sidewalks on the way to your chosen destination. Attempting, yet failing, to hold in a rather powerful bout of undoubtedly immature laughter after hearing about the Seagull’s reaction to the mid-air collision, you eventually eventually managed to gesture towards D-Side BF to keep going after managing to pull yourself back together, causing your chaotic, purple buddy to give a gaggling giggle himself. 

     Once he, too, had gotten all the funnies out of his system, D-Side BF naturally proceeded to take in a deep breath in order to proceed with his rambling, and continue on with what had happened upon that wondrous day at the beach as a result…before seemingly out of absolute nowhere, a rather abrupt, deep, growling, and gurgling  noise piped up to interrupt him. At least, it appeared to be from absolutely  nowhere to you. This was until, of course, D-Side BF came to a halt right there upon the rugged, filthy city sidewalk, in order to give a good poke to his middle, with a rather displeased look on his face to go with it.

    “Hey! Be quiet down there!” he brazenly scolded his belly whilst giving it a second poke, causing you to give a stifled chortle once more. 

     “...as I was saying, I was-” 

     Yet another bout of growling, and one that appeared to be slightly louder than the bout before, at that, promptly forced its owner to quiet down yet again, before aggressively striking the organ with his finger one more time. 

     “Hey! I said shut up down there! The candy store’s just a few more crosswalks away! You don’t need to keep whining like that!”

     D-Side BF proceeded to stay in that same, annoyed position until he was absolutely, positively sure that his tummy had gotten the message.

     “...but yeah, later that day, I got to go scuba diving, and I was able to come across a group of sharks! Or like…what’s a group of sharks called? A pod? No, that’s dolphins. Maybe a school? ‘Cause they are just large fish afterall. Ah, whatever. The point is, I was swimming all among them, and then…wait.”

     The following bout of lighthearted teasing that resulted from this single verbal mistake would, indeed, continue on until you and D-Side BF had finally reached the candy store doors, at which point you were forced to calm down in order to not get kicked out of the establishment, much to your friend’s great relief.

****

     The instant that those candy store doors swung open, and you and D-Side BF stepped inside, things went just about how the old metaphor implies, even though one would be forgiven from thinking that you and D-Side BF were kids from just how excentric the two of you were acting, D-Side BF in particular because of his height. Regardless, the unspoken rule was more so that you couldn’t make too many verbal distractions, something which the aforementioned teasing would’ve crossed the line of, rather than just be pretty jittery. This, plus the fact that the two of you did indeed have money meant that you and D-Side BF were still able to snag up your candy from the shelves without much issue to speak of.

     The candy store in question was named “Confetti Candy Carnival”, and had gone with the more bright and colorful, kid-attracting theme, rather than a more old-timey nostalgia based theme for a more generalized audience. (Another reason one could think you two were kids). This choice was because the store was near a large apartment complex, where naturally, a great number of small children lived. With vibrant pink and purple stripes lining the walls, displays such as a giant plastic gummy bear holding a bowl full of gummy bear packages (even though that’s a little messed up upon deeper thought), and happy, upbeat music playing overhead, you and D-Side BF swiftly filled up your arms with everything from peanut butter cups to sour gummies; glow-in-the-dark jelly beans to soda-flavored gum; chocolate-caramel cubes to peppermint disks; and black licorice ropes to flower-shaped lollipops. 

     When the two of you had finally rung up all your stuff, promising the cashier you would space out all the treats as well as you could, the doors were once again flung open, and the two of you at last began your trek back to D-Side BF’s place to hang out for the rest of the day.

****

     Approximately five minutes into said stroll back to D-Side BF’s place, the two of you had taken note of a public city bench in the distance, and ended up deciding amongst yourselves to rest there for the moment being. This did come with a little back and forth teasing along the lines of “Sugar crash already?” and “Fat person moment.”, all with an overarching lighthearted tone, of course, whilst you sat yourself down on the left side and D-Side BF on the right (relative to the front of the bench). But ultimately, once you had gotten yourselves all settled, the both of you did have to admit that it did feel nice to just sit down and enjoy your stash for a moment, causing you to delve right back into your casual ramblings of conversation as a result. Though most of the “conversing” was to be done by D-Side BF, of course. But it wasn’t like that bothered you. Not at all! You quite enjoyed hearing what D-Side BF had to say, especially considering all the ridiculous conundrums he always got himself into, as an individual radiating the energy of a true chaotic neutral.

     “So there I was, face-to-face with that buck. I was just giving him a glare saying: ‘If you even dare thrust those antlers at me, I will personally ram you into a tree and stick those antlers inside its trunk, and then you’ll be easy pickings for any random lucky lone wolf or something’-wait a second does that lollipop actually have the power to shrink people, or is it that just a marketing thing?”

     The lollipop in sudden question was one of the flower-shaped lollipops you had picked up at the store. This particular pop was called the “Shrinking Violet”, and possessed a grape soda flavor. It also purported to have the ability to shrink those who consumed it, a claim which was rather perplexing to D-Side BF.

     “I mean I know that if you’re clever enough about it, you can get away with some pretty ridiculous shit when it comes to marketing, but…something like that?”

     To D-Side BF’s bewilderment, you could only give a friendly shrug, acknowledging your own incredulity, before hastily removing the lollipop’s wrapper, and shoving it into your mouth.

     “Well, I guess the only way to find out for sure is to eat it.” D-Side BF ultimately concluded before promptly continuing on with his story about the aggressive buck. 

     Whilst D-Side BF went on with that, you were naturally simultaneously preoccupied with the lollipop in your mouth. The flavor was of a very sharp concentration of grape soda flavor, similar to a grape jolly rancher, except a lot more sweet. Shifting around the melting piece of candy in your mouth as it left a fine, sticky, grape-flavored stain on the right side of your tongue, you began pondering just when and how the shrinking would set in if indeed the lollipop’s package was factual. Swiftly shrugging again, as you knew that you would be given your answer soon enough, you merely continued to suck on the lollipop, allowing the rich, sugary flavor to positively melt into your taste buds as you did.

     “...so eventually, I just ended up running towards the river. It wasn’t like, a particularly fast one, or a particularly wide one, but it was just fast enough and just wide enough to deter the buck from going across, whilst I could swim through it no problem. And so, I ended up escaping after all. Even though I did get all wet.”

     Concluding the buck story with a nice and poignant “Yeah, fuck that buck. Hey, that rhymed!”, D-Side BF was finally able to notice that you had taken the lollipop stick out of your mouth by this point, promptly continuing to watch as you successfully tossed the thing into the trashcan next to your side of the bench before taking a glance down at the wrapper which was still present in your hands.

     “So…feel anything different yet?”

     You were just about to reply with a slightly disappointed “Well, no, not yet…” before all of a sudden, it happened.

     Neither you nor D-Side BF could scarcely believe the accuracy of what your own senses were telling you as the shrinking process finally began, right before your two sets of working eyes; but, suffice it to say, that it took quite a while for the both of you to regain your bearings after such an unexpectedly astounding surprise, not just so you could process the shock, but also so you could process your exhilaration. 

     “...no…fucking…way…” D-Side BF decided to break the silence at last, whilst slowly lowering his left hand down towards your shrunken form. You, now at the size of a peppermint, swiftly clamored into the center of the palm, and off of the lollipop wrapping which you had previously been holding as such. D-Side BF proceeded to lift you up in his left hand, whilst reaching over for the wrapper with his right. Once he had finally brought both hands up to eye-level, he had finally pulled himself back together to the point where he could formulate full sentences again.

     “I guess the package really wasn’t lying! Huh!” he managed to conclude to himself, before picking himself up off the bench in order to make his way over to the trash can and throw the now unneeded wrapper away.

     “Welp! I guess this means you’re getting a free ride all the way home!” D-Side BF at last deduced whilst gathering up the candy stash into the bags in order to carry them all in his right hand. “Lucky.” he lightheartedly added on a tease at the end.

     And with that, D-Side BF was just about to place your tiny form upon his shoulder where you could ride upon his giant body more comfortably, and also so he could use both hands to carry the candy bags, before, in yet another display of outside forces activating the both of your jolting, immediate, instinctive, and primal instincts to freeze in paralyzing shock, sending a horrid jolt of terror down both of your petrified spines.

     Once the eardrum-bursting boom of the thunder had rolled its way off into the endlessness of the rapidly darkening sky, and the both of you were once again able to properly think and function, D-Side BF glances up towards the graying azure, observing as a result the briskness at which the storm clouds were gathering. It would then only take a couple more seconds, before the reality fully set in.

     “We…” he shakily stuttered, his mind still considerably scrambled from the recent chilling panic. “We-We need to get you somewhere safe. The rain’ll be a lot more dangerous for someone your size, and I…I’m not taking any chances…” he allowed his lightly quivering voice to trail off. 

     “But where…” he eventually continued on, glancing down at your form with a soft and worried gaze. “Where do I-”

     And then, a significantly more tame, yet undeniably recognized noise emulated out from D-Side BF’s midsection. 

     And yet, this time, it was no unwelcome sound by a longshot, and the gears in D-Side BF’s head, as well as yours, promptly began turning.

     “D-do you think…” D-Side BF begins sheepishly suggesting after a good, long moment of thinking. “Do you think you’d be…comfortable? Um…in there?”

     You could not have given a quicker, more affirmative, yet more understanding cry of “Of course!” if you tried. Upon hearing this response in such a manner, D-Side BF appeared to subconsciously blush from all of the much-needed, friendly affection for a second, considering the horrific startle the two of you had just experienced together, before immediately snapping back into conscious thought barely an instant later, giving his now slightly embarrassed body a light shake, whilst reminding himself just why he needed to do this in the first place.

     Upon said reminder, then, D-Side BF recognized that it would be best to get you down there as soon as was possible for the both of you. Thus, he hastily raised up his hand to his mouth, gave a slight head cock over to you to confirm you were going to be okay, before, upon receiving yet another affirmative answer, taking in and out a deep breath, and finally unveiling his maw. 

     A few goopy tendrils of saliva promptly break apart as the squishy, pink maw of D-Side BF lies open and gaping before you, his smoothened, slimy tongue extending outwards in order to bridge the gap between his palm and the inside of his warm maw. Quickly shuffling on your hands and knees up and along the bridge of the tongue, before breaching the natural barrier of D-Side BF’s lips, (being mindful of his sharp teeth as you do), the dramatic difference in temperature proceeds to strike your skin almost immediately. The warm, cozy atmosphere of the air up against the cold, and now, considerably windy, storm-brewing outside world is what cues you to scramble all the way inside and onto the middle of the tongue so that D-Side BF would be able to close his maw. 

     Hastily shifting some of the bags in his right hand to his left, before beginning to walk once more, so the two of you would be able to get back to his place faster, D-Side BF then raises up the roof of his mouth so you on the inside wouldn’t feel as cramped, before lifting his salivating tongue up just slightly so he could gently slide you on down towards his gullet.

     You, upon realizing that D-Side BF is indeed considerably anxious to get you down to his stomach, so he could be absolutely, positively sure you were safe, swiftly squish yourself down and gently nuzzle your cheek upon the sleek surface of his tongue in appreciation of his loving concern. Wrapping your arms all around the pink muscle before carefully squeezing it tight, you only hold this state for just long enough so that D-Side BF could understand the message you were trying to send, quickly unraveling yourself from the muscle after the moment had passed, and finally allowing the law of gravity to aid you on your journey as you cautiously slid your way down D-Side BF’s slippery tongue, down past his plump, dangling uvula, and into his gullet as such.

     D-Side BF wastes absolutely zero time before lifting up his chin just slightly, and gently gulping you down. For you on the inside, as your head was practically shoved right inside of the upper esophageal sphincter, you were able to see D-Side BF’s epiglottis covering up the entrance to his windpipe, as the powerful muscles of said sphincter immediately squeezed you down into his purple esophagus.

      A few seconds after, as he is able to feel the slight bulge squelching its way down his throat, D-Side BF heaves out a hefty sigh, knowing that now, he had done all that he could, and that it was time for his body to handle the rest.

     Meanwhile, back on the inside of the relatively gigantic man, the constant, soothing, almost massage-like motions of peristalsis consistently compressed the smooth, cushiony esophageal walls up against your body, before shoving you forwards through its muscular tube, releasing the walls’ hold for a moment, and finally, starting all over again. With such rhythmic bodily contractions, it wouldn’t be very long before you had disappeared behind D-Side BF’s collarbone, leaving you able as such, to faintly pick up the pounding of his heartbeat, something which would only grow louder and louder as time marched on and you were shoved deeper and deeper into your giant friend’s body.

     Eventually, after quite some time of being squeezed and squelched through the natural, tight, heated tunnel, you were able to gain sight of the lower esophageal sphincter, leaving you fated to be shoved out into D-Side BF’s stomach by the powerful shove of the natural valve as such, before subsequently splash landing into the harmless liquids within. 

     Swiftly sitting up inside the tummy before giving your body a slight dog-like shake and shuffling on over to the stomach wall in order to lay yourself up against it, you casually squish yourself into, before subsequently nuzzling against the cushiony muscle, softly exhaling a sigh of relief and contentment. Listening in pure and peaceful bliss to the ambient gurgling and groaning reverberating around inside the smooth, purple stomach, the constant light shifting and churning of the walls cause the waters around you, as well as you yourself to an extent, to shift slosh about just slightly, within the growling chamber of D-Side BF’s stomach.

     Accompanying your head-nuzzling with a bit of hand-rubbing as well, you were able as a result to give D-Side BF a definitive message letting him know you were not only safe, but cheerful and comfortable, as well. 

     Now that he on the outside didn’t have to worry about his little friend being endangered by the rain anymore, or about him getting embarrassed by his blushing, D-Side BF subsequently allowed his cheeks to fully flush, his midsection pleasantly tingling from the gentle internal rubbing as he casually trodding along the darkening streets of the city. 

     D-Side BF wished deeply to return the loving gesture, and yet, with both of his hands occupied by the bag, and with the weather very very quickly turning bad, thereby forcing him to be in a hurry to get back to his place before the rain began, he just simply couldn’t.

     Nonetheless, the simple, yet so deeply touching wondrousness of the internal rubbing did quite a lot in helping D-Side BF calm down, despite the fact he was in a rush to get home, and despite the trembling scare he had gotten back from the thunder. D-Side BF knew that his little friend was safe, and he also knew that his little friend was currently returning the gesture of said safety. This, to D-Side BF, within that very moment, was all that he needed to know.

[courierrsix]

Bruh I hate meeting naruto fans irl so much just wanted to discuss how pains and jirayas fight was my fave and the dude immediately goes “oh yeah I cried so much i’m gonna tattoo juraya on my arm this year”. Well. Sad! I’d piss and poop in that water he drowned if i could

[hiro--aoki]

CHANDLER RIGGS IS A MAN AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING HES A GIRL WHEN HES FUCKING NOT!!!! HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN AND HE SURE AS HELL WOULD NOT LIKE YOU, YOU STUOID RETARDED BITCH. HE IS A MAN! JUST BECAUSE HE HAS LONG FUCKING HAIR DOES NOT MAKE HIM A GIRL. I FUCKING HATE YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I HOPW YOU KILL YOURSELF, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND BEAT, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED DYKE, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED YOU SICK FUCK. FUCK YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH SO FUCKING MUCH YOU SICK FUCK

“Tell me why ur ears are in the nether yo eyebrows are on max brightness and yo neck be in incognito mode. Boy you be looking like the muffin man’s drug dealer level 6 diglet sticking out the top of yo head you look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo mama use bakugons as a anal beads and you lost ur virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air, AYO stfu you cricket FROG NOISES Spinner fidget stupid midget genji main mega brain grandpa beat you with a cane. Half eaten onion ring Burger King mustard packet UPS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. Waluigi dirty squeegee. I bet you talk to other girls saying “Rub my dick and you’ll see a genie” Demon slayer, HOWDY NEIGHBOUR 353 POUND Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open yo mouth and take my cupcake and swallow it. Everytime you burp fruit flies come out of yo mouth stinky ass boy. You discord mod, You wear ur cat ear headset for to fucking long to the point there’s a dent in ur big ass skull. Like to be honest bro, I’m fucking tired bruh, I’m tired of yo ass bruh, I’m tired of all theses goofy wannabe unoriginal view hungry cringe radiating YouTube shorts creating egotistically falsely empowered muscle shirt wearing Lamborghini driving food wasting prankster. You think you so gangster so you went to dollar tree and took a fake ass cold Chain from the Saint Patrick’s Day section and wore it around ur school thinking you got drip and shit, Like boy just stfu.” “You puted a balloon on yo head and thought it was a Durag like ain’t nobody cares about you dirty ass hell boy you got a drop off dark exlier pouring down ur hair right now you like a chipmunk you better get yo Christmas comes , This time of yearrr Bro like stfu you look like Ronald McDonald from a sex cult. You be looking like muscle man from regular show you be looking like ice spice, nah you actually look like water sugar get yo stanky ass away. When you walk downstairs your whole house starts fucking rumbling bitch you bring power of eren Yeager and 37 collosal titians down ur staircase. After you eat dinner you eat the plate and then you eat the table aswell CHOMP CHOMP. You rent out the gap between your teeth as a parking space for ants you be looking emo af CUT MY LIFE IN 2 PIECES THIS MY LAST RESORT, SUFFICATION NO BREATHING Ur nose be looking like two Mario pipes coming off ya face. INFACT when you tilt your head up be ugly af tell me why the bottom of ur nose look like the discord logo. You got a bikini bottom butthole you got spongebob flipping krabby Pattie’s in ur uterus ORDER UP MR KRABS! they made a sequal of finding NEMO based off yo ass called locating chromosomes in theatres this July! You was water boarding a mouse in ur kitchen sink to solve “the mystery of the missing cheese” You act like a whole ass Karen you better get yo “My names skyler white! YO, my husbands Walter white, YO!” Shut yo dumbass up your last poop was directed by micheal bay you got gfx explosions erupting in ur TOLIET bowl.”

[triannguyen2007]

Trian’s Universe The Series: Season 8 Episode 15 | Meet Puppet Ref from Unknownspy |

Lygiamidori: Man, I can’t believe that Trian and his dumb friends for reporting me. Well, I will do drugs and smoking everyday.

1 year later.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Hey guys, let’s get some milk tea and go to the playground.

Lygiamidori: Hello there.

Max: Who was that.

Trian Nguyen (Me): *Sigh* Lygiamidori, what are you doing here.

Lygiamidori: Well, as you see. You keep harassing me for no reasons with SJWs.

Parker: Bruh! Who are you think calling us SJWs.

Trian Nguyen (Me): I agreed. So, how many do drug and smoking what you have.

Lygiamidori: All of them.

Trian Nguyen (Me): 0_0 !!! Lygiamidori, you know that’s too much. You should never to do drug and smoking everyday, and which proof that was too old.

Lygiamidori: Shut up you filthy monster.

Bria: Hey! You can’t say that to him.

Lygiamidori: ENOUGH! I will kill ten of you for being drama.

King Goldcrown: Okay, what’s going on.

Jet: Lygiamidori is doing drugs and smoking everyday until she was disappear but no.

Cub: Yeah, and this is why we are teaching her strict lesson.

Chux Lee: Ugh, Lygiamidori. You know smoking and do drugs are very bad until you get old and being wasted. Blazagon: Guys, get out of here. She will never come back.

Ruby Gillman: Okay, let’s go to the milk tea and playground.

Lygiamidori: No!!! Come back here.

Queen Glowena: Quiet! Goldblade: Well this is the medicine or pills. I hope you are feel better. Lygiamidori: I want Dr. Paralso. Thrash: No! You will not get Dr. Paralso anymore.

King Hydra: He’s right. You have nothing.

Lygiamidori: Please! Please!! Please!!! Gold fin: Ugh, fine!!! Here? Lygiamidori: Thank you SJW troublemakers

Pharaoh Loot Loot: We are not SJW troublemakers. We are heroes and good guys.

Chux Lee: Anyways, don’t even dare do drugs and smoking everyday, and we will not give your social media account back.

Lygiamidori: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Why!!! Why no one helps me. Because I am old!

And right now… Rise of puppet ref from unknownspy.

Puppet: Hmm….

Xeba: 😨😨😨 Don’t open it. There is scary creature here.

Trian Nguyen (me): Who.

Xeba: Outside.

Puppet: Hey, it’s me right now.

Mei Lee: Wait, who are you.

Puppet: I’m puppet, sorry I make him scared.

Tee Zeng: Are you talking about Xeba.

Xeba: Yeah that’s me. I don’t wanna see the female werewolf. All: Let her in! Xeba: Okay.

Hanazuki: Hello there.

Puppet: Hi.

Kiazuki: Hmmmm…. You’re look like a half girl and half dog.

Puppet: Yes, the scientists did this to me.

Molly McGee: Really.

Puppet: Yeah.

Sam Gillman: So, you’re not a real monster. You are the half person and half dog.

Studder Mcstudderpants: Wait, where’s Xeba.

Xeba: Hmmm… Let’s search on Lygiamidori’s DeviantArt.

https://www.deviantart.com/lygiamidori/gallery

Xeba: Hmm… I like this but nope. Let’s do on YouTube.

Xeba: Alright, what’s this.

Xeba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱 What is that!!! 😨😨😨😰😰😰 Forget about the scary content. I’m block and report her. There, now she will be gone forever. Trian Nguyen (Me): Xeba.

Xeba: Hey, I really disliking Lygiamidori.

Trian Nguyen (Me): I know right, she did in sexually.

Lygiamidori: HOW DARE YOU!!! The reasons why I didn’t posted the bikini arts.

Trian Nguyen (Me): Bruh, you lie to me about you Didn’t posted about bikini arts.

Lygiamidori: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! King Goldcrown: Stop!!! Remember we told you should never smoke and do drug everyday.

Lygiamidori: Oh come on no! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Chux Lee: Shut it! Trian Nguyen (Me): Sorry, Lygiamidori is doing drug and smoke everyday. She should never do this again.

Xeba: I know. Ewwww… what the heck. Why her OC characters are taking off their whole clothes. Oh gross gross gross gross gross. I don’t wanna look, no! *break the door*

Xeba: Mordetwi, what are doing here.

Mordetwi: I must block and report Lygiamidori.

Xeba: Really.

Mordetwi: Yeah. We are block and report her. She will never come back.

Mordetwi and Xeba block and report Lygiamidori on DeviantArt.

[thebodyalchemist]

December Day 14

Morning weigh in: 244.4

Metab Day

SW: 254

GW: 240

BMR: 1940

Total cals: 2047

Burned: 408

Protein: 68g

Step count: 5,000+

Used today as a metab day bc I haven’t had one since I started. I’m still in a small deficit today bc of what I burned but oh well. I couldn’t eat anything else especially since I had a 3 hour eating window. I’m still scared the scale is going to go up tomorrow. I wish my scale could tell me how much is water weight, how much is fat, how much is muscle, and how much is poop. I need to know 🥹

I definitely feel like I’m burning fat tho bc my body looks kinda worse. I look lumpy and saggy in some areas. That’s a good sign but omg ion like ittt 😭😭😭

BUT what I do like is that I’m building a little bit of muscle in that area right above my ankles from swimming with fins. My legs don’t look as awkward now. Before I felt like my whole body looked big except my ankles bruh that’s so ugly 🤣

I know my cals are still so high but I gotta do this methodically yall. I plan on being a little more strict in January so stay tuned 🫶🏾✨📺⭐️

[beanybean5000]

wrestlemania 39 (2023)

saturday

suck it: 4

michael cole ‘unloading’: yall i literally swear someone told him in the past that i was gonna be here doing this, bc why would he leave me hanging like this, michael i thought i knew you

—john cena vs austin theory, us title. more like austin Thiccums, amirite? 👀

—men’s fatal four way tag team match: that shit was craaaazy

—seth rollins vs logan🤮paul. the orchestra conductor for seth’s entrance. he shoulda kept that harness on. pissed that logan🤮 is a good performer, bc i fucking hate him. seth killed it, as usual

—becky lynch, lita, trish stratus vs. damage control: noiiiiice. when are they gonna kick bayley outta damage control, i’m sick of her and i love dakota and iyo

—rey mysterio vs dom mysterio. nooooo, bc i hate to say it, but dom actually looked so good. DAMIAN WITH THE BRAIDS. why is this the best match of the night so far? dom’s in ring work is getting so much better (i’m sure it also helps that, hello, in case you missed it, that’s his dad)

—charlotte flair vs rhea ripley, smackdown women’s title: charlotte with the puffy ballgown coat. wow wow wow, as expected, match of the night, loved them both getting crazier as the match went on

—pat mcafee vs the miz. yall can never make me hate the miz, and you could never make me care about pat mcafee like michael cole does

—the usos vs sami zayn & kevin owens, undisputed wwe tag team titles: bruh when sami and jey almost kissed 😔. obviously this match was good, but i do wish charlotte and rhea were the main event

sunday

suck it: 0 😔

michael cole ‘unloading’: again, ZERO! bout to start counting how many times he says ‘goodness’ instead /hj

—brock lesnar vs omos. this was my poop break, my partner said it was cool when omos threw lesnar across the ring

—women’s fatal four way tag team: shotzi, natty, chelsea, and sonya all looked sooooooo good. my partner said, “ronda rousey always looks like she’s about to piss on people.” shayna deserves so much better than to be chained to ronda, like wtf. ending was bs. y’all gotta stop making shotzi tap out, shoulda had natty get the double tap out on sonya and chelsea

—gunther vs sheamus vs drew mcintyre, ic title: drew in the white? 👀 we haven’t had a ludwig announcement in a while, so i’m glad they brought him out to do it. having titus on commentary was fun. sheamus literally had the people on their feet MULTIPLE TIMES and yall still tryna keep this belt from him, yall pissin me awwwwwwff!!!! every time they mentioned that he’s never won it, it made me more mad

—bianca belair vs asuka, raw women’s title. aaaaasukaaaaa. the divas of compton for bianca’s entrance 😭😭 i love bianca, but i was sooo ready for asuka to win.

—snoop dogg getting the miz was so funny, they did well recovering from shane getting injured. also, this was probably funnier than whatever they had planned tbh. snoop dogg winning a match and holding up his belt? i mean, come on.

—edge vs demon finn balor, hell in a cell. i don’t have a lot to say, but this was really good.

—roman reigns vs cody rhodes, undisputed wwe universal title: the person w the ‘overrated’ sign while cody came out. there were a lot of intimate touches going on 👀 i just personally do not care about cody finishing the story. good match tho

night one was definitely better than night two, but this whole show was better than the shit they gave us @ wrestlemania 38 (2022). and where was charles robinson all weekend? 😠

[kafkaoftherubble]

i got the impression you take care of a lot of plants don't you-? i don't know if you take care of any ferns but i've got one and i'd like your plant advice if applicable: the leaves on the bottom keep getting crispy and dying. i suspect underwatering but surely once a week is sufficient? I'm only used to taking care of succulents so i'm turning to you as someone who knows their way around regular plants

I...

I AM SO SORRY!

I LIKE PLANTS BUT I AM BAD AT THEM! LIKE REALLY, REALLY, STUPIDLY BAD! I can even kill succulent plants! I killed cactuses before! I don't have a green thumb; I have a DEATH thumb!

I like pictures of them and looking at them in the wild or in gardens BECAUSE I know I'm incapable of bringing them to life! It's like video games! I suck at them but I like them anyway!

... I am trying to plant them though. More of them this year! Because it would delight a very good friend of mine! My lotuses are really my experiments. Lotuses are very easy to mind, and they are beautiful and inspiring. Mine are not exactly the bustling picture of health right now, but so far they are resisting my death touch well enough. Please just let them grow in spite of my terrible Poop Hands! Please let one of them Become Enlightened (i.e. blossom)!

Re: Ferns

Speaking out of nothing but general scienctific knowledge, I'd wager that a plant that is outside/outdoors would require more water than indoors simply because of the difference in the rate of evaporation. If your fern is planted outdoors, it might need more water than if it is indoors.

The amount of water a fern might need depends on its species, I think. Like many other plants. Did you get it from a nursery or vendor? They can probably tell ya how much water it needs.

There can also be other reasons why the bottom leaves are dying:

not enough (sun)light?

not enough nutrients?

temperature issue?

The first point is possible because you mentioned bottom leaves. The second point is me making guesses because I don't know if ferns require that many nutrients compared to flowering plants like lotuses and others. The third point is also a very wild guess; the temperature in Malaysia doesn't vary much. It's either sunny or stormy. Tropical climate, baby! We don't need a greenhouse or a sunroom; our entire place is already that hot and humid. But your place does have seasonal phases, so...

My best advice being a terrible ass plant-admirer is to ask the person who sold you/gave you this fern. They are going to be the best at knowing your fern and its needs!

(and then come back and tell me what's up with it so I can learn something new, bruh. I kinda wanna try making a terrarium this year, and I think some ferns are suitable for that? I hope I don't end up recreating a biodome of death...)

[limestoner]

Excslfs Dek

messages to mg friend

“That and his a capella thneed song. I was watching Dr. Seuss the other day and I couldn’t stop laughing because it was Captain Hook telling the story of the Zax. I’m picturing him telling the lost boys. Fox boy be like, “Why doesn’t one Zax push the other one over?!” “Yeah, push ‘em down, push ‘em dowwwn,” said the bear boy. “And crawl under,” the Wabuu twins said. Rabbit boy bounced around and ate poop, and skunk boy listened politely. And Captain Hook said, “And Grabdpa Josiah said, ‘And Euchariah said…’”

Okay, I was a little both wh I mean high when I wrote the post ano it Frogg but wow I’m really high now. 🤭

Hahaha, indeed I was. I think I’ll save some of that on Tumblr. 🤭 I just had some Blue Dream now so buckle up.

Well those are going on the list then! You need to see them. I thought about them and I was almost okay but then I remembird thinking about thinking that Captain Hook was gossiping to Smee about it because Whoville is in Neverland [{which is in Wonderland]} so they all know each other. So Smee is shaving him or whatever and Capn wants to tell a story so he told a story about a story by Dr. Seuss. So it was like (imlowkey prowud of this):

Captain Hook said, “‘’Dr. Seuss said, ‘’’And Grandpa Josiah said, ‘‘And Euchariah said, ‘Grandpa…’’’”

I was struggling so much with the comets that I couldn’t stop laughing and I got so high I could see veins in everything and but I was determined to comlprte the thing it that now I have no idea what I was talking about anymore.

~~This is the single most essential lubice service anoundemnet I ve ever seen. 20/10 ⭐️ ~~

Nothing changes kerchoo. All lower case like e. e. cummings, bruh! will smith fish hehehehehe

[daisyvstheworld]

Day 17 - Jan 17 - Grindelwald/Jungfraujoch

I woke up super early for NO REASON bc I didn’t even make my original train. I was sad that I was leaving so I took my fine time. I pooped and then I packed up, went down to breakfast at 7:10ish. The breakfast buffet was so nice!! The restaurant was super pretty and the mountain was just appearing as the sun was rising. There was an omelette station but I just got scrambled eggs, some mini waffles (bad), fruit, cheese to sample, and coffee. Turns out they had yogurt lol I didn’t have to buy yesterday. Wish I had known.

I was originally planning to get to the train station for the 7:48am departure but I took too long to eat and poop again, and then the front desk wasn’t open so I couldn’t check out until 7:55am :( the lady said the bus ran every 15 mins but I waited and it never came so I just walked down to the Grindelwald station and waited for the 8:18am departure. There was a huge group of Korean tourists that all went WHAAAA at a flock of birds flying away

Anyways that group left on a different train and I hopped on mine. Once I got to the terminal, it looked like there were only skiers and I was like uhh wtf am I not supposed to be here.. but eventually I saw 2-3 other tourists. The lockers didn’t work so I had to pay 10 francs to put them in the peoples back office -_-

The view up was soooo pretty!! It’s kind of cloudy today but I think it’s supposed to clear up a bit at the top. Idk I hope so at least.

I went to the bathroom once we got to Eigergletscher since the next train wasn’t departing for 20 mins and literally when I got out of the stall, a bunch of people were waiting in line and then this huge ass group of like 40 Korean tourists showed up at the ticket line I was like wtf

We got on the tram and it was a 30min or so ride up, through a tunnel in the mountain.

OoF this altitude!! We took a stop at Eismeer and of course it’s cloudy and shit so you can’t really see anything but you can see how vast the snow valley is. And it’s windy so it was cool to see the little snow storm

Once we got to the top; the swarm of Korean tourists began hahah I did the tour a little out of order because it was so chaotic but it worked out! My selfie stick really came in clutch

Unfortunately it was super cloudy and windy so you can’t really see much 😭😭 but I got some cool photos and they even had a little picture op showing that this was a film location for Crash Landing on You.

The Lindt workshop area didn’t appear to be open and Restaurant Crystal looked closed too but I found out it just opened at 11am so I just waited a couple minutes for it open and ordered my alcoholic coffee and cheesecake 😊 took my Pepcid AND lactaid like a responsible asian. Lowkey I was hoping the sky would clear up a little before I left 🥲 it did not lol so I left.. a little disappointing but tbh I should’ve checked. When I checked, it said it was gonna be sunny but it LIED or I forget when it was supposed to be sunny and I left too early.. but I rather go to Lausanne than wait for the chance of it potentially clearing up even though it looked very unlikely. NEVERTHELESS, I am grateful for the opportunity and it felt cool to just be at the top. It does have a kind of surreal splendor being that high up surrounded by snow and winds. It feels like I shouldn’t be there considering how wild the weather is. Wish it was a little/lot clearer but no regrets!!!

Ok I’m on the last train rn to Lausanne.. and oh my god. Taking trains in Switzerland is nice but sometimes you gotta pray your train is on time or you’ll mess up your ENTIRE schedule. I’m done with transfers now but I just took 3 trains to get to where I am now. If I missed any of them, I’d be panicking.. the train from Interlaken to Spielz was stressful bc we just stopped 10 mins out from the station to wait for an oncoming train??? So the announcer said we’d be a few minutes late and I was like BRUH we’re supposed to arrive at 1:51 and then I’m supposed to catch a different train at 1:54!!!! What do you MEAN A FEW MINUTES LATE

Luckily we were on time or just a minute or so late and it’s a small station so I just sprinted across the platform and got on the next train. I’ve had to take out my passport every single time they check my ticket, but luckily I think I only have to do it once more after this when I take this train later to get to Geneva. It’s been snowing all over the country, it’s quite pretty!

I got hungry and ate the last pretzel bread, but as I was eating I realized that this bread is like 3 days old.. like I brought it all the way from Salzburg, Austria… oh well, it’s in tummy now. Along with the random shit I had for breakfast, a coffee with whipped cream and Williams, and a cheesecake. Lol.

JESUS CRISTO

Je is back on the train to Geneva - it’s 6:15pm. I have sweat so much today. I am wearing SO MANY LAYERS. I went from being in -18 degree weather to like 35/40 degree weather carrying all my bags and walking up hills. To say I was sweating at the Olympic Museum is a SEVERE understatement. I thought I was gonna have a freaking panic attack, but I didn’t wanna waste time by taking layers off bc the museum was closing in 2 hours. The museum was suuuuper cool!! Gave a history of the Olympics going back to the origin in Athens and moving to modern Olympics who apparently a French man brought back in the early 1920s, ain’t that wild! He was very much about the unity of art and sport. There were exhibits on the development of Olympic sport, the host cities, the demonstration of art and culture, ALL the torches from the ceremonies displayed, and the stories behind them all. I wish I had more time bc it was truly so cool. Then they had an exhibit of artifacts donated by athletes and the games. The last one was more interactive and shows the athletes village, their nutrition/health/well-being, and a zone for people to play games and such. Quite cool, quite cool indeed. Again, wish I had more time. But I rushed the last bit to make sure I had time to walk through the gift shop really quick, go to the bathroom, and grab my stuff. I took a couple of quick photos at the Olympic park and started back. I feel so musty at this point (and hungry) that I just wanted to get to Geneva. I walked back to the metro and hopped on the Ouchy line back to Lausanne Gare. It’s only 2 very quick stops, but when we hit the first stop, this man came SLIDING into the door and ended up not even getting in. His foot didn’t make it through the train door, only the station door. It looked so painful though - he was a pretty skinny man and I think he slipped on accident. He got up pretty fast though. But I gasped really loudly bc it felt like a cartoon in a movie.

Anyways I got on the train. It’s quite packed. I wanted to eat but I don’t wanna eat in front of all these people so I guess I wait until I get to Geneva.. and walk 10-15 mins to my hostel 😭😭.. and check in… 😭😭😭

I have done so much today. I’ve taken 7 trains today. Plus the metro. I’m so tired 😭

[gorillaz-girl]

Tomorrow Comes Today / Friday 13th

Isn’t it funny how the time flies by so fast?

[junpeixe]

MY THESIS IS DONE WITH 100% SCORES FROM ALL MY PROFESSORS AND NOMINATED FOR A DESIGN AWARD OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING I- EH- AH- *SCREAMS*

[luckyfuckerz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4jWTz859BE cum dunununununun