#bruh I'm bored

[mtndewlover]

The Post with Five Titles a.k.a. Ideas None a.k.a. Gotcha Boredom! a.k.a Worrying Tumblr-ing (A.K.A. You'll Know at Some Point) - Mtn and the Dew

[moongothic]

People keep on wanting to see Sanji and Crocodile fight in a Cross Guild match up, and I want to argue a more interesting match up

Crocodile vs Robin

Robin just uses Gigante Fleur to grow a giant version of herself, spits onto Crocodile to moisturize him and then squashes him like a bug

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

everything's coming up roses

[kristiani13]

First poll.. Can't wait to break my hands 😁

[illiana-mystery]

Behold the best part of the movie Silk.

[causeimanartist]

I’m still baffled because this is so out of pocket LMAO????

I thought you also got some hate during your (our) Voltron phase?

Lol I totally forgot about Voltron

Did I realize hate during that period? I honestly can't remember, I know my art was stolen a lot

Anyway, have a work doodle Keith

[iceeericeee]

I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

[hapoimoiluckio]

Uhhh idk man, starting my acc with a random dood of my OC that I did on MSPaint because I was severely bored. 😇 🙏 Perhaps wouldn't post here so often bcuz ye ✌️★

[namtanlovesfilm]

omg I just remembered when tumblr had the option for group chats & I created one about off jumpol it was the beeeeeeeest bruh, I haven't had the occasion to scream with fellow off stans on the daily since then apart from my asks which are few & far in between 🥺

[avaanimations]

The EFFORT-

[lnkedmyheart]

The problem with sapphics is you'll hand them the blandest most ass shit, whether it's music, movies, tv shows, literature, anything, as long as it is somehow sapphic they'll make it their entire online personality. No, I do not listen to girl in red, no I don't like mitski or HK, no I was unable to get through warrior nun, no I don't read 90% of the slowass gl comics or animes.

And yes a huge part of why sapphic content rests at such a low bar when it comes to quality (media) and variety (music) is that we are never the target audience of anyone but those random sapphic tiktok singers who accidentally got just famous enough to put out music simply cause their lyrics are gay as fuck. Like sapphic music in particular atleast has a very specific genre that can be enjoyed by 2 types of people, 1- those who only pay attention to lyrics and 2- people with very particular tastes in instrumentation and style. But the media is legitimately so bad when it's affordable and when it's supposed to be good it costs half a kidney.

[motheatenscarf]

Hm.

SWTOR had an update apparently and I can't progress story in FF14 for like... another fucking month until my friends catch up.

...

Anyway, I'm gonna take advantage of this full month of free time to focus on writing and shifting back into D&D mode so I'm ready for the new campaign!

[zelaristheart-eater]

I was drawing things in my tablet and i was a little bored so, here are the results :)

[the-problemo]

This lego guy is Cole from Ninjago. He was a ghost. Respect him. It is the natural order of things.

.-.

Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head

[deet-doot]

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[suiana]

bruh i was talking to my friends about our types in guys and i said "i like boyfailures, absolute losers" and rambled about how they were just so cute and I'd be going 'yeah that's cool babe, tell me more about your pokemon and dinosaurs☺️' but then later on in the dsy i realised bro what if i AM the loser and someone thought of me like that 😵 therefore i give you yandere! golden boy x loser! reader

basically you're a loser who doesn't think they're a loser. you're the type of loser who talks a lot of shit online about how 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖒𝖆 and hot you are when in reality you can't order a meal without hyping yourself up for 5 minutes beforehand.

you'd be pretending you're hot and mysterious but the second someone indicates the SMALLEST hint of anything you're interested in, you go on full on rambles and rants. then you snap back to reality and realize that hey! you don't even know this stranger! and just... walk away.

you're the type of person to go to the doctor with your mommy because you're scared to talk to doctors yourself and you'll look at her when the doctor asks any question, expecing her to answer for you. 'so what's your name? looks at mother' ahhh reaction.

yeah. basically, a loser. with hyperfixations on anime/game characters that you consume millions of content of. you probably sleep with plushies too and read fanfiction before sleeping. or you're doomscrolling reddit/tiktok/some form of social media and sleeping at 3 in the morning.

enter, him.

the golden boy. the perfect boy with perfect grades and a perfect body and- basically everything. he does like 3 sports, speaks 5 languages, everyone loves him, he graduated from an ivy league or an ivy league equivalent, and he's going to inherit his father's company! rich, tall, handsome. he has everything set out for him. cool beans.

anyway!

you don't know how, and you don't know why, but this man is now in love with you. you... probably met him while working your minimum wage job at some fast food restaurant.

"hi, i think you're really cute. would you like to go out on a date with me?"

"h-huh? erm..."

yeah, you don't know how to react so you just malfunctioned briefly before taking another customer's order. but he wouldn't let up. not at all, because he'd find your socials and have HOURS of conversation with you, on total accident, of course! no dirty work involved. totally. just pure coincidence, just like god or whatever is above intended!

"heh, must be my aura that allowed me to get that limited edition skin... what do you think, best friend?"

"yeah, this is the one guys. I'm marrying them."

"what did you say, best friend?"

"oh, nothing at all ☺️ go on with your rant, sweetie."

by some stroke of luck, definitely not him pulling some strings, you get a job offer that somehow is related to- wow, what do you know! his company! so you leave your boring 9-5 job and sign the contract. what a nice friend he is!

"here, just sign down on the line and you'll be able to start working right away."

"wow this contract is really long, best friend."

"haha... right, I'm definitely just a best friend..."

a contract that definitely does NOT bind you to him. yeah, no, definitely not. nuh uh. what? you're trying to read the fine print? there's no need for that! it's all just boring stuff...

yeah, definitely no conditions that will allow him to legally keep you trapped with him... and should you ever try to leave. well, it's just not possible.

but hey! at least now you get endless cash and you even have this cool best friend who really seems to spoil you!

oh, and now he's asking to be your boyfriend.

"sorry, you're not my type... i like the losers. boyfailures, even."

"sweetie..."

..

...

yeah, so now you're dating. it's all cool. yeah, you... totally don't mind this.

"best friend can we get some chicken nuggets? i really want some chicken nuggets and fries, best friend."

"it's boyfriend, sweetie. but of course! anything you want ☺️ we can get those chicken nuggets and more if you want."

okay well, at least it's not that bad... he's rich and handsome, he spoils you and loves you! like those guys in fanfiction, right? maybe a little too much though.

"sweetie, I'm throwing away all your merchandise of this man thing, okay? I'm replacing it with merchandise of me."

"don't tell me you're already throwing it away..."

"☺️"

"we're OVER."