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drbruess · 4 months ago
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(via "ROSIE THE RIVETER by Bruce Ashman Baker" Active T-Shirt for Sale by Bruce ALMIGHTY Baker)
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historyaccordingtosnark · 7 months ago
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mymemevideos · 10 months ago
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silverscreencritique · 1 year ago
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🎬 "Bruce Almighty" (2003) 🌟 Get ready for a hilarious and heartwarming ride with Jim Carrey's uproarious performance in "Bruce Almighty." Carrey's charisma and flawless comic timing steal the show as he navigates the chaos that ensues after being granted divine powers. 🙌💫 The chemistry between Carrey and Jennifer Aniston adds an extra sprinkle of charm to this unique comedy. 🤣🥰 With themes of faith and responsibility, the movie strikes a balance between laughs and introspection. Don't miss Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God - a true treat! 👏🕊️ While some jokes might feel a tad dated, Carrey's comedic prowess keeps the laughs rolling. Overall, a 7/10 for this classic comedy that's worth revisiting.
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raurquiz · 2 years ago
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#happybirthday @jenniferaniston #jenniferaniston #actress #friends #macandme #leprechaun #officespace #brucealmighty #thebreakup #marleyandme #thebountyhunter #horriblebosses #werethemillers #mothersday #officechristmasparty #murdermystery #themorningshow @hbomaxla @netflixlat https://www.instagram.com/p/CoiCzz7uA7Z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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timelord-emmet · 2 years ago
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Emmet Daring God
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(i noticed i forgot the T in Smiter )
(Based off that one Scene in Bruce Almighter ,where Bruce yells to the skies demanding for God to answer and daring him to Smite him)
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alex6186 · 2 years ago
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My WCW aka Woman Crush Wednesday actress, Tv Producer and Comedian Lisa Ann Walter.
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#WCW #WomanCrushWednesday #WCE #AJBWCW #LisaAnnWalter #Actress #TelevisionProducer #Comedian #ShallWeDance #BruceAlmighty #WarOfTheWorlds #AbbotElementary #DrillbitTaylor #MyWildestDreams #RememberAmnesia #LifesWorkTv
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heavenboy09 · 11 months ago
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Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You
The Most Iconic & Loveable Blonde Haired 👱‍♀️❤ American Actress Of The 90's & The Best NBC TV 📺 Show Sitcom Of All Times. 
Aniston was born on February 11, 1969, in the Sherman Oaks neighborhood of Los Angeles to Greek-born actor John Aniston and actress Nancy Dow.
She is an American actress. She rose to international fame for her role as Rachel Green on the television sitcom Friends from 1994 to 2004, which earned her Primetime Emmy, Golden Globe, and Screen Actors Guild awards. Since her career progressed in the 1990s, Aniston has become one of the world's highest-paid actresses.
The daughter of actors John Aniston and Nancy Dow, she began working as an actress at an early age with an uncredited role in the 1988 film Mac and Me. Her first major film role came in the 1993 horror comedy Leprechaun. She has since starred in a string of successful comedy films such as Office Space (1999), Bruce Almighty (2003), The Break-Up (2006), Marley & Me (2008), Just Go with It (2011), Horrible Bosses (2011), We're the Millers (2013), Dumplin' (2018), and Murder Mystery (2019). Aniston also starred in the acclaimed independent films The Good Girl (2002), Friends with Money (2006), and Cake (2014). She returned to television in 2019, producing and starring in the Apple TV+ drama series The Morning Show, for which she received a Screen Actors Guild Award.
Aniston has been included in numerous magazines' lists of the world's most beautiful women. Her net worth is estimated as $300 million, and her box office gross is over $1.6 billion worldwide. She is the recipient of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and is the co-founder of the production company Echo Films, established in 2008.
PLEASE WISH THIS ICONIC & LOVEABLE BLONDE HAIRED 👱‍♀️❤AMERICAN ACTRESS OF THE 90'S & THE BEST NBC TV SHOW 📺 SITCOM OF ALL TIMES, FRIENDS.  A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU
YOU KNOW HER
YOU SEEN HER ON THE TV 📺 SCREEN & ON THE BIG SCREEN 📽
& YOU HAVE TO LOVE HER SENSE OF STYLE OF HUMOR IN ROMCOMS & COMEDIES 😆 🤣
THE 1 & ONLY
MS. JENNIFER JOANNA ANISTON👱‍♀️❤ AKA RACHEL GREEN OF NBC'S FRIENDS ❤
HAPPY 55TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MS.  ANISTON👱‍♀️❤ & HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS TO COME 
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#JenniferAnniston #Leprechaun #Friends #TheIronGiant #BruceAlmighty #MothersDay2016 #TheMorningShow #RachelGreen
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gaogaoxdy321 · 2 years ago
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妈妈的奶子
作者:alcomc
第四章
等待,总是让时间看起来特别缓慢,好不容易,终于给我熬到星期六了。
“和妈妈约会!”
这说法虽然听起来不伦不类,可有什么能比和一位身材火辣的女性单独前往游泳池游玩更能令人期待万分的。
从床上弹起身子,看一看时钟,十一点半了。
妈妈今天一大早就出门,按照约定,此时我该出门去俱乐部接妈妈,接着我们母子俩一同前往那家���开幕的室内游泳池。
匆匆忙忙地梳洗完毕,抓了泳裤、毛巾、换洗衣物,一股脑的将它们全塞进背包里,我迫不及待的跑出门,花了约十五分钟,来到目的地。
“小伟啊,好久不见哟,你又长高了不少嘛?”左脚才刚踏进去,柜台前,一位身材高挑、长相妩媚的中年女性就走了过来,跟我打招呼。
“林阿姨,您好。”我有礼貌朝她回礼。
眼前这位女性是这家俱乐部的经理,因为妈妈是这家俱乐部的常客,之前我还常陪着妈妈一块前来,所以俱乐部的工作人员大多认识我。身为健身俱乐部的形象经理,林阿姨本身也算是一名不可多得的美女,年纪不比妈妈小多少,身材却是好的没话说,165左右的身高,至少D罩杯的美乳,还拥有一双修长健美的长腿......不过,当然还是比不上我那千娇百媚的妈妈。
听了我的回礼后,林阿姨却生气地扣手敲了我的额头:“臭小鬼,都说过多少次了,别叫我阿姨,来......叫一声林姐姐。”(看精彩成人小说上《成人小说网》:https://crxs.me)
“哎哟,你干嘛啦!很痛耶,林阿......姐姐。”见到林阿姨......不......是林姐姐的拳头再度举起来,我连忙改过称呼。
林姐姐很高兴的拍拍我的头,看了看抚着头、生闷气的我,忍不住地轻笑一声。她从柜台旁的冰柜里取出一罐可乐递给我,好声好气的问道:“小伟,你是来等妈妈的吗?”
“嗯......”额头不再疼痛,我的气也消了大半,接过林姐送来的饮料,不客气的打了开来,畅饮了一大口,点点头,问道:“林姐姐,你知道妈妈什么时候出来吗?”
“你妈妈刚刚就......咦......才说人就到了......张姐,在这儿!”林姐姐正想回答,但她忽然眉头一翘、向着我身后招手高喊。跟着她的视线转头一望,只见运动完毕的妈妈,从走廊走出。
和朋友的妈妈们所不同的,妈妈一向不爱抹香水,运动过后的妈妈,浑身则是散发一股若有若无的香气,即使离着她有一段距离,仍清楚的嗅到那股天然清新、芬芳宜���的体香;妈妈脸上的汗水虽已用毛巾擦拭干净,发丝间仍淌着滴滴露水,与��妈脸腮颊上淡淡的红晕相应配合,瞧起来是分外妩媚。
妈妈头上的娟长秀发,用一条水蓝色的发带绑成青春洋溢的马尾巴,上半身穿着一件印着NIKE字号的黑色T衫,雄伟的双峰突之欲出,米色的贴身短裤下,裸露着一双雪白无暇、拥有完美的比例的修长粉腿,纤细的脚裸、凉鞋前端那十只可爱无比的小指,令妈妈看起来更加年轻。在一旁观看的我,清楚的窥见林姐姐脸上那股一闪即逝的妒忌神情。
“张姐,你看起来真年轻耶!嗯,小伟弟弟真的是你儿子吗?”
“讨厌,慧美你真爱说笑。”妈妈露出糗色,不好意思的推了下林姐的肩。
“嘻嘻......张姐你害羞的样子还真可爱哩。”林姐姐得寸进尺的说。
接着,两人就这么嘻闹了起来。
在旁默不出声的我,突然想到,林姐姐对妈妈以同辈称呼,那又将我这便宜弟弟处在什么位置,简直不伦不类至极;可是我听了心里却是欢喜不已,因为妈妈没有纠正林姐姐的说法,对我这有心人而言,即使只是这一瞬间,却似乎将我俩的关系拉成对等的状态。
“啊,小伟你来了呀!对不起喔,等很久了吗?”跟林姐姐哈拉了一会,妈妈总算注意到被冷落在一旁的我,连忙双手做出拜拜的动作,俏皮的跟我道歉。
在外人面前也跟我这么没大没小,呵呵......妈妈就是这么地可爱。
“对呀,死妈妈、臭妈妈,我等的腿都快断了!”我佯装愤怒的说道。
虽然知道我八成在开玩笑,但妈妈还是露出忧色:“腿疼了吗?没有伤着了吧?”
“疼死了啦,妈妈抱抱!!”我借机扑到妈妈的怀抱里,用胸膛去厮磨体验妈妈奶子的豪大柔软,尽情的嗅闻她的体香。
“去去去,不要脸,在林姐姐面前还像个小Baby似的撒娇?小伟你都几岁了?!”妈妈哭笑不得的娇斥道,双手温柔的推开我。得够了便宜的我,当然听话的退开。
“你们母子俩的感情还真好哟......”林姐姐柳眉微皱、轻咬食指,一副深宫怨妇的幽怨神情,这俏模样却将妈妈给逗笑了。
“哈哈......慧美,别闹了啦!”也许是想到什么了吧,笑完后,妈妈脸又红了起来,偷偷的望了下我的脸。
这时,我忽然发现林姐姐瞧了瞧妈妈、又看了看我,眯着双眼、露出一种诡异的微笑,眼神中透露出意有所指的意味。
虽不知林姐姐想表达的是什么,不知为何,内心却是一阵狂跳。
难道给她看出了什么了吗??
与妈妈在更衣室前分手,早就等到迫不及待的我,以光速将衣物脱去(其画面请朋友们自行想象金凯瑞的电影《BruceAlmighty》里的经典脱衣场景......),套上三角泳裤、三步跨做一步的冲到游泳池畔等待妈妈。
过了一会儿,只见一位超火辣的比基尼美女从女子更衣室中翩然出现。美女那张熟悉的娇颜与魔鬼的身材,来者不是我亲爱的妈妈还会是谁?
天啊!妈妈还真敢耶......我忍不住揉了揉眼睛......
这真是我那芳龄三十有八、孕有我与姐姐两位大孩子的亲生妈妈吗?
我不是没见过妈妈的裸体(偷窥好几遍了......),也非常清楚妈妈外表的确比真实年龄年轻许多,然而,像现在如此光明正大的正面观看妈妈裸露出性感的身材,却是未曾有过的经历。
我更不是没有和妈妈去游泳过,但我印象中,妈妈一向是很保守的,房间里摆的,记得还是她那一千零一件的丝蕾连身泳装啊!
怎能......
是的,没错,眼前的妈妈,身上所穿,真真确确的与我房里月历上挂的欧美泳装美女穿的性感比基尼为同类型的,而且,还是当中最为火辣的帕梅拉身上那件银光色的细肩型泳装!!
我敢打赌,如果妈妈没有特地去定制,在国内绝对买不到她身上这件比起潘蜜拉所穿的size更加大型的可怕泳装。
那片几乎将男性理性引爆的雪白胸脯、那对让任何一位正常男人一见便只能联想到上床这字眼的美乳、那两颗引人遐思的激突,高耸骄傲的挺立着,似乎只要轻轻一捏,便可喷射出如涌泉般的乳汁,美丽完美的流线乳型,彷佛一种高价艺术品般的存在在我眼前。
眼花撩乱的我,好不容易回过神后,视线扫射,眼见游泳池畔的四周男性同胞们目瞪口呆的熊样,顿时不禁怒气冲天、大恨自己与妈妈约在公开场合游泳,白白便宜了那些闲杂人等。
好在这家游泳池只是新开幕,而且广告明显打的不够好、人气不足,不然以国内一般公共游泳池的辉煌盛状,只怕我会吃醋吃到死。
“怎么,妈妈看起来很奇怪吗?”虽然鼓起勇气穿成火辣女郎的妈妈,见了我露出古怪神气望向自己,不禁大羞,对我娇声娇气的问道。
“没有,妈妈看起来比平时年轻多了!”我连忙收起脑海色心与胸膛妒火,奉承道。
“喔,比平时年轻?那妈妈平常看起来就不年轻吗!”妈妈听了我的回答,松了口气,接着又想了想,佯装怒样的说道。
我大叫冤望,急忙解释道:“没没,妈妈您别生气,平时你也很年轻,只是今天看起来更......”
“嘻嘻......好啦好啦,妈妈跟你开玩笑的啦,小伟,来,妈妈先带你做做暖身操。”妈妈噗一下的笑出声,接着挽住我的手臂,走向池畔空旷场地。
众多朝着我与妈妈盯住的视线,我可以清楚的感受到那群野兽对我强烈的忌妒,此时我的内心总算好过了不少,忍不住泛起一阵骄傲。
看就看,他们又能怎样?
妈妈,毕竟是我的妈妈,我一个人的妈妈。
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bryonyashaw · 2 years ago
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Heatwave got me like
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drbruess · 4 months ago
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(via "ROSIE THE RIVETER by Bruce Ashman Baker" Lightweight Hoodie for Sale by Bruce ALMIGHTY Baker)
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someone-called-efg · 2 years ago
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so i was going to come on here and tell yall about this dream i had that seemed very mianite influenced, but then it got me thinking about the wizards
so, correct me if im wrong, but im pretty sure it was cannon that in s1 vs. s2, the wizards were playing the different alternates of themselves (excluding wag but stay with me)
so if thats the case, imagine the angst that couldve come from wag pre s2 but after s1 where wag does the teleportation spell, and sees these 3 wizards that look and sound practically identical to his brothers even so far as having the same names, but they just think wags this crazed lunatic thats full of it and is making everything up because its all just too absurdly bazaar to believe, and thats the storytelling reason wag isnt hanging out with those 3 as much in s2
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mymemevideos · 11 months ago
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cristinabrandao · 2 years ago
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🏍¡Es Emilio Rivera! la celebridad más agradable que he conocido. ¡Lo amo!🖤#OG #EmilioRivera #MarcusAlvarez #SonsofAnarchy #Sons #MayansMC #Mayans #Escorpion #HectorAlverez #Hector #ZNation #Carlos #ConAir #Hood #BruceAlmighty https://www.instagram.com/p/CiVTNr5A8BL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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raurquiz · 2 years ago
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#happybirthday #jimcarrey #actor #comedian #eternalsunshineofthespotlessmind #themask #aceventura #thegrinch #batmanforever #brucealmighty #thetrumanshow #achristmascarol #aseriesofunfortunateevents #mrpopperspenguins #kickass2 #dumbanddumber #darkcrimes #kidding #sonicthehedgehog   @hbomaxla https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnh6WhwuZ99/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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johndibiase · 3 years ago
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Here’s one from last year, which I was really happy with how it turned out. Freehand graphite pencil drawing of @jenniferaniston - just in time for #wcw 🥰😍 #friends #jenniferaniston #mirror #love #kiss #newyorkcity #friendsreunion #centralperk #rachelgreen #brucealmighty #horriblebosses #art #artist #artwork #art_motive #themorningshow #draw #drawing #freehand #graphite #instaart #pencil #portrait #pencildrawing #sketch #fanart #etsy #artistic #jjdart https://www.instagram.com/p/CfHlu45pdrT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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