#brother......

[hoshanti]

i have to ask donations at work and one guy got mad at me was like "i donate myself, why do YOU GUYS get the tax write off" .....errr sir im just doing my job

[cowvboyenema]

im being bound and left for dead to not get in state logistics of culture in public in front of everyone who is not even fucking human much less a texan

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

his obi-wan serve

[crowlore]

my recommendation https://youtu.be/4Z2vFpcc_-8

i love you but if this is what i think it is-

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[bauliya]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[blabberoo]

If Ford didn't got into the portal..

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[brightlotusmoon]

[pinkdovess]

this meme is so niche

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[crumplstiltskin]

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