#brotha eww

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

[pretty-sparkle-bomb]

idk im just thinking about something...

The bakusquad had been enjoying a casual walk after class, laughing and joking around, when Kaminari suddenly stopped in his tracks. His face scrunched up in a mixture of confusion and disgust as he pointed down the street.

"Brotha eww, what is that?" he blurted out, drawing the others' attention.

Mina followed his finger, her eyes locking onto a couple who seemed completely oblivious to the world around them, tangled up in a passionate kiss. She stared for a moment, trying to process what she was seeing, before wrinkling her nose in disgust. "Why are they making out in the middle of the street?"

Kirishima averted his gaze quickly, his cheeks flushing. "Stop staring, you guys, that's rude!" but his voice held a hint of curiosity like he was wondering what exactly was going on.

Sero squinted, leaning forward slightly as he tried to get a better look. "Wait a second," he said slowly, a dawning realization creeping into his voice. "Why do they kinda... look familiar?"

It was like a light bulb went off in everyone's heads at once. Mina gasped, her eyes widening in shock. "Ohmygosh, that's—"

"BAKUGO AND Y/N?!" they all yelled in unison, their voices overlapping as they stared in disbelief.

The couple in question didn't seem to notice the commotion they were causing.

Katsuki's hand was tangled in your hair, pulling you closer as if he couldn’t bear the thought of you being even an inch away from him. Your hands rested on his chest, gripping the fabric of his shirt as if anchoring yourself in the intensity of the moment.

Kaminari’s jaw dropped, and he nearly tripped over his own feet. "I did not need to see that," he muttered.

Mina, however, was already pulling out her phone, ready to snap a picture. "Oh, this is too good," she giggled.

Kirishima reached out to stop her. "No way, Mina! You can't just take a picture of them like that!" But there was no hiding the grin tugging at the corners of his mouth.

Sero folded his arms, smirking. "I gotta say, I'm surprised, but... not that surprised? I mean, we all knew something was up with those two."

Mina paused, phone in hand, and nodded. "Yeah, I guess it was kinda obvious. But still, this is Bakugo! Mister 'I don’t have time for your stupid feelings!'" she made a groggy voice.

Kirishima laughed, shaking his head. "Guess he does have time after all."

As the group continued to watch, Bakugo finally seemed to notice them, his sharp eyes catching sight of his gawking friends. His expression instantly shifted from lovey dovey to pissed, his usual scowl making a fierce comeback. He pulled away from you slightly, though he didn’t let go, his hand now resting possessively on your waist.

"Oi, the hell are you extras looking at?!" he barked, his voice carrying down the street. His glare could’ve burned a hole through steel.

You quickly buried your face in his chest, a mix of embarrassment and laughter bubbling up inside you. Katsuki was clearly not having any of this, and his friends knew better than to push their luck when he was in a mood.

But Kaminari couldn’t resist. "Sorry, bro! Just, you know, didn’t expect to see you guys... uh... so cozy in public!"

Bakugo growled, tightening his hold on you. "Mind your own damn business!"

Sero waved his hands in a placating gesture. "Alright, alright, we’ll leave you two alone. Come on, guys, let’s give them some privacy." he snorted, shaking his head.

Mina blew you a cheeky kiss before turning away, her laughter ringing in the air.

As they walked away, you peeked up at Katsuki, a smile tugging at your lips. "Well, that was... something."

He huffed, still glaring at his retreating friends, but when he looked down at you, his expression softened.

"Strawberry lipgloss? That one new?"

[darlingsaybonvoyage]

Jisung x Reader - He thinks you're confessing...

...but he's VERY wrong

Non!Idol AU, College Students Han Jisung and Fem!Y/N

A/N: inspired by @skz317cb97's fic where seungmin thinks reader is confessing (I also remade my own version of the brotha eww meme bc I couldn't find it anywhere)! 🫶 If I feel like it, I could potentially make a part two, if people are interested 🫶

Edit: I made a part two here!

Warnings: maybe some angst? Mostly just silly, and fluffy, but possible angst

mentions of Haley Kiyoko, Chappelle Roan, Renee Rapp, and Ace of Base 🫶

[i-am-a-daydream]

ships as songs in my playlist (prepare ur eye bleach, brothas)

DISCLAIMER: I AM A MULTISHIPPER

𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎- love the ship they’re such cuties 11/10

Flares by The Script (I love this song and it suits them sm)

𝐏𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇- I ship most of the time? 8/10

I Wanna Be Ur Girlfriend by Girl In Red (I LOVE THIS SONG IT MATCHES W THEM LIKE NO OTHER)

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇- I love but sometimes the dynamics bash together 9/10

Can I Call You Tonight by Dayglow (song is fire and I feel like it suits Percy’s pov abt Annabeth)

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄- MY OTP MY POOKIES I LOVE THEM JASONS ALIVE 17283/10

This Charming Man by The Smiths (the words suit them and can go from both povs but suits Leo the most also good song)

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘- I ship them as bros to lovers I’m sorry only cuz they’re one shots are amazing 8/10

End Of The Beginning by DJO (love the song idk I feel like they’d duet it on karaoke night (the extended 7 have karaoke nights fight me))

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐙𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆- the ship is so cute and cuddly and the altered enemies to lovers is so adorable 9/10

The Stars Collide by whatsaheart (the lyrics are everything and the contrast of the song to the lyrics is cool)

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋- their ship is sweet but also not taken seriously 7/10

Space Song by Beach House (idk it suits the chill happy nostalgic vibe they give off)

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐎- first of all, fuck you. I HATE THIS SHIP SM EWW IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED GROSS-

I Don’t Love You by My Chemical Romance (I’m manifesting ok? From Leo’s pov cuz I can’t wait for him to dump and girlboss calypso also the song is great)

[mandiemegatron]

MANDIEEEEEE do you have any f/o thoughts at the moment i need to knowwww

NINNAAAAAA hi baby !!! 💖💖💖💖 God do I EVER have thoughts - the real question is when do I NOT have thoughts abt my f/os 😂😂😂 going with my two that's been overtaking my mind the last few weeks -

Kid and Killer ;

♡ Literally the best cuddlers on the entire grand line. You cannot change my mind.

♡ Kid is almost aggressive with his cuddles (it always turns into a lil somethin somethin if you catch me 🤭) but it's because he just has so much love to give and doesn't know how to express it. I hc that he's not a words man but an action man. He would rip the fucking stars from the sky with his bare hand if you asked for it. He would tear the heart out of any man that looked at you wrong or even breathed in your general direction.

♡ The type to tug you close and hold you tight when walking in crowds because God forbid you get fuckin lost or taken from him. Not on his watch. 😤😤👊👊

♡ Nothing gets this man's ego more inflated than when you nearly skip to him and jump in his arms, pressing loud and over-exaggerated kisses to his face. He especially loves it when you do it in front of the crew. (They jokingly all do the same thing - "BROTHA EWW🤮😂" it's bc they're jealous and they're screaming inside bc you're not jumping into their arms 😂😂😂)

♡ if he could have you live in his lap/arms, he fuckin would! He's a touchy-feely man, and he loves the constant reminder of your hand in his that you love him, forever and always, no matter the outcome.

♡ he loves having you sleep on top of him, it's not very comfortable but he's quoted as putting it like "youre like my weighted blanket, you keep my heart warm" and he was stone cold sober when he said it too. he's so fuckjng corny. You big hearted dork, i fucking love you.

◇ Killer.... sweet, sweet Killer. The man's hands could rip a man's spine from his body in seconds but the way he holds your face in his palms like you're made of glass... 😭😭😭 you are literally the most precious thing to him (other than Kid and the crew, of course) and there would be absolute hell to pay if anything ever happened to you.

◇ You once cut your hand by accident while doing lunch prep and he straight up threw the fucking knife overboard. He literally went "absolutely the fuck not!" And yeeted the thing far away from you. You're not allowed to do prep anymore 😂😂

◇ the soft moments at night after hours of love making and whispered words of promise and love for each other 😭😭 it's then that he realizes that you're in love with him and he cries in the washroom later. You love him? Of all people in the entire Grand Line, scarred and broken Killer is the one you give your heart to? He feels like he doesn't deserve you but by God does he ever love you.

◇ He has daily fights with Kid on who gets you for the night. You've tried to make a schedule but Kid always overruled it with "IM THE CAPTAIN, I MAKE THE RULES 😤😤" because he was mad Killer got you on a random Wednesday instead of him. Most nights, you're stuck between the two of them, hot and sticky, even with the windows in Kid's master bedroom wide open and a vented fan blowing around cool air.

But in truth, there's no place you'd rather be. Hot, sweaty and drowning in their love, you've never once second guessed that this was where you were supposed to be. 💖💖💖

[rxsewqter]

some people deserve to be showed that video of the sheikh going "eww brotha ewww what's that brotha"

[everyusaida]

ew brotha eww what is that brotha

Scan translation by AshitakaxTaiyou on Mangadex

[murkyhazed-is-archiving]

steps outside and sees a giant fat worm

eww, brotha eww. whats that? whats that brother?!

[sunloveskel]

eww brotha ewwww what is thatt

[bratzforchris]

https://www.tumblr.com/bratzforchris/752213988212883456/what-is-up-with-belle-delphine?source=share

WHAT.

I knew she was bad but I didn't think it was that 😰

Brotha eww

-☄️

right. definitely ICKY behavior!

[wild-magic-anon]

Going to the bathroom and going "eww brotha eww 😨" at a spider at 10 pm when you ae trying to pee and deciding to instead hold it in because you are scared shitless of spiders is such a mood

[sunset-peril]

You know, as much as I want to get on the hype train for Echoes of Wisdom (and I really do)

I have some negative associations with Link's Awakening and that artstyle and every time I see the artwork/gameplay my brain makes the "brotha eww" noise

[lucious-lilly]

I’m in Memphis Will You Come and Suck Me Up On Break?

Eww..Brotha ewww..

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

Haikyuu boys with a thick/ plus sized s/o

(I’m definitely not doing this during my Spanish test 😃)

Lineup: Atsumu x reader and Terushima x Reader

MasterList

Sangwo- Atsumu

🐝: he loves your whole body

🐝: like one time you walked by him and he was like “Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody”

🐝: you were like 🧍🏾‍♀️

🐝: anywho, I think he stands back from afar and just watches you do your thang yk

🐝: like you could be putting on a hoodie and he would just be watching you with hearts in his eyes

🐝: he just likes the way you do things

🐝: he often comes up to you with his musty smirk and runs his hand over your side

🐝: then after that he may squeeze your ass

Lord pray for my sins

🐝: he also hugs you from behind and snuggles into your neck

🐝: might even rub his yk what on your bootayyyy

🐝: ^ like he will take your hips and press it against his yk-

🐝: he’s also showing you off a lot, especially in front of his brother

“Osamu, look at my beautiful y/n.... where’s yers?”

“....I don’t have one-”

“HA LONELY BITCH”

🐝: put him in check please

🐝: I believe his love language is physical touch so he is always touching you

🐝: he may lay on you stomach for his own personal pillow

🐝: or even on your butt

🐝: he doesn’t care if your stomach is making noise or if you fart on him he’s gonna stay there peacefully

Like brotha are you okay-

Quick scenario:

After a long day of school/work/practice (you choose) you decided to take a bath. You grab some new clothes and your speaker, to play some music, and you start running the water.

Looking outside it’s just a view of your city, it’s very beautiful. You and Atsumu just moved in together about 3 months ago.

Atsumu usually comes back from practice around the same time you do, so you usually beat him to the bathroom (😼👊🏾)

After you fix the water to a nice temperature and level you get in, you also play your music while chillin in the bathtub. (Girl I would act like it in a whole ass music video 😛)

It was very peaceful ofc (because Atsumu’s loud ass wasn’t there) but interrupting the silence Atsumu comes busting in

“Hey baby, whatcha doin?”

“Atsumu do you know how to knock”

“....no”

“Uhm, anyways, hello”

“Gimme a kiss” he starts walking to you

“Waittt, I don’t want you to get wet”

He laughs “pleasseee, you would get wet from my kisses”

🧍🏾‍♀️

“Atsumu- your doing a lot”

“I know” he says grinning (boy stfu)

He walks over to you and kisses you. Gurllll.... that a was a far to deep kiss. You started to pull away and he just kept on coming forward, like he was gonna get in the tub with you.

“Atsumu”

He laughs and sits next to you, you both look at the window but ofc he doesn’t look at there for long because he’s looking at your body. He reaches his hand into the water just so he can touch your leg.

“Can I get in 😃”

Terushima

🍯: always holding onto your sides

🍯: he usually comes up to you and caresses your side

🍯: he likes when you flinch when he does it too

🍯: your constantly greeted by his hand touching some body part of yours

🍯: like your shoulder, hand, and his personal favorite, your ass

🍯: man cant get enough

🍯: he’s always looking there to

Exactly.. what Jackson said ^

🍯: but he also comes up behind you and slaps the back of your thighs (bro skip over this part it’s a lil story time but my coach for volleyball was telling our team about something and I slapped the back of my thigh and this girl on my team was looking dead at me.... it still haunts to me this day😪)

🍯: he does it in public to he has no shame 😪

🍯: he also grips on you a lot

🍯: like an illegal amount

🍯: you gotta tell him to stop

🍯: but y’know he’s a very persistent guy, he’s gonna keep on going

🍯: please fight him

Quick scenario:

You and Terushima were out shopping because you guys were bored sitting in the house all day.

“What about this dress?” You ask

“OUUUUUU PUT IT ON NEOWWW”

Like alright Jamal don’t pull out the nine-

You finally put on the dress after having a tussle with Terushima because he wanted to come in the dressing room with you.

Mrs girl- you look AMAZING in dat dress, lemme just say chefs kisses 😛

You know who else thought you look AMAZKNG in that dress, Terushima. He was all over you.

“🤭, baby.. come here” he pulled you close then pushed you back so he could see your dress

“Turn around” you turned around and he slapped you ass

“YOU NEED TO BUY THIS DRESS” he yells

Girl you covered his mouth so quick but then he licked your hand.

“Eww Teru-”

“Baby, gimme a kiss”

You reluctantly kiss him and he starts gripping on you, this then proceeds to turn into a make out session.

“Hey, excuse me, you can’t do that here” a store worker says interrupting you both

“Oh I’m sorry” you say pushing off of him

“Uhmm it’s fine I’m just gonna have to ask you guys to please not do that, because it’s making people uncomfortable” they explain

“Okay, sorry again”

That whole time the store worker was talking Terushima was looking at you in that dress, he clearly wasn’t paying attention at all. In his head he was drawing out every curve rhat he saw.

“Alright, imma change” you say turning back to the dressing room

“Okay” he says still fixated on your dress

Before you could even take two steps he slaps the back of your thigh on your way in the dressing room.

“Can you please buy the dress”

It’s up to you wether or not you wanna buy the dress but just know that if you do it wouldn’t live for long 🧍🏾‍♀️

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MasterList

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

I hope you enjoyed it 🤍 Please Like, comment what you think and follow 🤍 have a great day 🤍

[heroparadigm]

✵

Their first impression of your muse: Brotha.

Current impression: This idiot!

Are they attracted to your muse?: Eww he’s my brother.

Something they find frightening about your muse: Inability to remember about personal gain.

Something they find adorable about your muse: He snores a lot. *has video footage and will use it as blackmail material*

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?: Without a single thought.

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic: I think I just puked in my mouth.

One word my muse would use to describe yours: Mattie.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: Yes with varying degrees of intensity.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: Hugs yes.   Because Melinda likes warm hugs.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Jizzade: Answa Dave.

-- turntechgodheezee [TG] began pester'n gardenGnostic [GG] --

TG: hizzay TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. welcizzle ta tha medium finally i guess 

GG cuz its a pimp thang: hey!!!!! GG: lizzay tizzime i talked ta you i wiznas ask'n fo` help n you wizzay just nakk'n at me GG: what was up wit that bizzy straight from long beach nigga??? 

TG: ok i dont know what youre talk'n 'bout it was probably jizzay sizzy horrorterror chirp'n at you dur'n one of your nizzap bubble mindfucks TG: its not tha point i jizzy wizzle ta sizzle TG like a motha fucka: i jizzust saw you 

GG: you did paper'd up? 

TG in tha mutha fuckin club: yeah TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. you appeared fo` a secizzle TG n shit: shoot'n at an imp TG: then yizzle disappeared  

GG: ohhhhhhh GG: yizzay, i did get around cruisin' thizzat battle didnt i? GG: it was really intense thats off tha hook yo!!! GG fo' sheezy: thizzay stupizzle th'n be impossizzle ta kill :( 

TG: no you cizzay kill them TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: youll git betta D-to-tha-izzont worry 

GG: 'n tha heat of the fray i didnt notice you! GG with the S-N-double-O-P: where were you? 

TG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. three placizzles TG: i rememba see'n you twice before 'n differizzle locizzles TG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. but at tha moment im straight trippin' 'n tha middle of dis snowy goddamn fizzay freez'n mah shit off TG: jizzy wanted ta see if yizzle were coo' 

GG puttin tha smack down: Y-to-tha-izzeah im F-to-tha-izzine, thizzanks fo` chillin'! GG: wizzy d-ya mizzle yizzle rememba crack-a-lackin` me, niggaz, better recognize? GG fo all my homies in the pen: was i jumping through tiznime or sum-m sum-m? 

TG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. no i was TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: dis be futizzle me TG: one of tha future mizzle that be 

GG: youre from tha futizzle? Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. 

TG: yizzeah jizzy thizzats what futizzle me means 

GG:  with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin:p GG: jizzle tizzay me yizzay hizzave been doggy stylin' sizzy tizzay travel'n  

TG: yizneah 

GG: that be cuz its a doggy dog world..... GG: really really off tha hook! 

TG: Boo-Yaa! its ok TG: hey its prettizzle fuck'n cold 

GG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. i knooizzle GG: it is a really neat pliznace but its freeeeez'n : Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.o 

TG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. so im gonna go sizzle place wiznarm be bizzle 'n a while pimp 

-- turntechgodheezee [TG] ceaze' pester'n gardenGnostic [GG] -- 

GG fo gettin yo pimp on: W-to-tha-izzait! GG: dave!! GG: uuizzle stupid lousy cizzay dudes 

-- turntechgodheezee [TG] began pester'n gardenGnostic [GG] -- 

TG, betta check yo self: ok im bizzle TG: an hour lata 

GG: an hizzay droppin hits? 

TG: an hizzour fo` me TG: a second for you TG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: i ran izzle fo` an hizzour gots mah ass some plizzle wizzarm TG: went back 'n time TG ta help you tap dat ass: picked up whizzere we L-to-tha-izzeft off 

GG: :O GG: i cizzle not bizzle hizzy coo' thizzay be GG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. dis be me believ'n gangsta that, nizzle its coolness  droppin hits:O 

TG: yizzeah TG: i gizzy im sizzy uze' ta it by niznow i dont thizzay of hours straight trippin' by tha same wizzy anymore TG: i mizzean TG n we out! they be mah hiznours bizzle not everyone elses theyre kind of lizzay private hours all ta myself TG cuz Im tha Double O G: whizzle everyizzle elze be sort of 'n slow motion stizzuck 'n tha thick of tha alpha 

GG: They call me tha black folks president. hmmmm cuz its a pimp thang... GG: i dizzle kniznow if i git thizzle but ok! 

TG: W-to-tha-izzell yizzle TG dogg: mah th'n be tizzime yiznours be space TG: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. prettizzle different th'n TG now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: yizzle GIT th'n 'bout space i D-to-tha-izzont TG: or you wizzle 

GG: i wizzle? 

TG: yup 

GG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: ok........ GG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. but anywizzle yizzay rizzay, its coooold!!!!!! GG: i have ta go back inside GG with the S-N-double-O-P: i wizzy i hizzy winta clothes GG: n if i dizzy, i ALSO wish that mah wardrobifia dizzy blow up W-to-tha-izzith all of mah beaizzle clizzles inside it : Keep'n it gangsta dogg.C GG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: im so horribly unprepared fo` dis... Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. i have neva even sizzle snow before, can you bizzle that!!! 

TG: pretty believable since you lizzle on gizzay or pimp tha F-to-tha-izzuck TG: n also inside an active volcano 

GG: derp yes diznave that be so W-H-to-tha-izzere i lived GG: T-H-to-tha-izzat be as biographically accurate as it gets 'bout me! 

TG: well ive neva seen it eitha now that i thizzay 'bout it 

GG: no puttin tha smack down??? 

TG: no 

GG: isnt it bootylicious????? 

TG: nah TG: lavas betta 

GG: lava is NIZZY better than snow  so you betta run and grab yo glock:| 

TG: yeah it is lava n skeletal skyscrapa all melt'n n S-H-to-tha-izzit how be that not way brotha T-H-to-tha-izzan TG: snow n TG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: liznike TG: more snow 

GG: you cant play 'n lizzava, iizzy no fun GG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. yizzy can only dizzy 'n lizzle 

TG: snows a bizzay chilly carpet of nobody gizzles a shit TG: like oizzy dawg winta sizzy around hiznis nasty mayonnaize n turnizzle tha landscape into his personal asshole sizzle 

GG: eww dave no 

TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: when i look around aizzy i see be tha mizzles of unharnesze' snowmizzle im jizzy tizzoo diznamn coo' ta bizzuild 

GG: no dis be so lame GG: i be hearing an insizzle n stupid guy siznay stupid idiot th'n while wear'n dizzy sunglaszes fizzy lame morons! Bounce wit me. 

TG: whiznoa jade wit tha fuck'n haymaka TG: i nee' to go look for mah teeth on tha canvas as soon as shit stops spinn'n n there stops bein L-to-tha-izzike ten of you 

GG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: heheheh GG like this and like that and like this and uh: why dont we play 'n tha snow lata GG: as S-to-tha-izzoon as yizzy git some... Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air..................................

TG: time 

GG: .............................. 

TG with my forty-fo' mag: time 

GG: ................... 

TG: time thizzle shades 

GG: , betta check yo self.......... 

TG: time 

GG: ... They call me tha black folks president............. 

TG: time/shades lizzy go 

GG: ....... GG cuz its a doggy dog world: ... Its just anotha homocide.. GG like old skool shit: ... 

TG: oh mah fuck'n god 

GG:  but real niggaz don't give a fuck.. GG: . GG: tizzime 8) 

TG: im niznot gizzle play 'n tha snow TG in tha dogg pound: maybe yizzay misze' thoze credentials i flashed whizzich clearly stated me bein too coo' fizzle that TG: like federally too cool TG: mah cizzles be nizzle pusha a dead president plus his middle initial ta make it sound extra legit 

GG in tha mutha fuckin club: i knizzle Y-to-tha-izzoure jok'n around, you be not too coo' at all, you dont izzle think that 

TG: ok 

GG: brrrrrr 

TG: i thizzay you wizzy go'n inside 

GG: One, two three and to tha four. i fizzle :\ 

TG: well at lizneast make some damn clothizzles TG: sum-m sum-m warma why dont yizzay alchemize sizzay shit 

GG: i cant!!! GG: all thiznat S-T-to-tha-izzuff bizzy up 

TG like a tru playa': blew up 

GG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. its a long story thiznat involvizzles a pinata n a gat n a very naughty doggie 

TG: i completely understizzle everyth'n 'bout thizzat practically entirely 

GG: so anyway, that remizzles me ive gots ta rap ta john! GG: ive gots ta git him ta make me siznome nizzew gizmos... GG: assum'n thats evizzle possible 

TG: no dont drug deala john

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