#brotha eww

[i-drop-art-in-your-asks]

[pretty-sparkle-bomb]

idk im just thinking about something...

The bakusquad had been enjoying a casual walk after class, laughing and joking around, when Kaminari suddenly stopped in his tracks. His face scrunched up in a mixture of confusion and disgust as he pointed down the street.

"Brotha eww, what is that?" he blurted out, drawing the others' attention.

Mina followed his finger, her eyes locking onto a couple who seemed completely oblivious to the world around them, tangled up in a passionate kiss. She stared for a moment, trying to process what she was seeing, before wrinkling her nose in disgust. "Why are they making out in the middle of the street?"

Kirishima averted his gaze quickly, his cheeks flushing. "Stop staring, you guys, that's rude!" but his voice held a hint of curiosity like he was wondering what exactly was going on.

Sero squinted, leaning forward slightly as he tried to get a better look. "Wait a second," he said slowly, a dawning realization creeping into his voice. "Why do they kinda... look familiar?"

It was like a light bulb went off in everyone's heads at once. Mina gasped, her eyes widening in shock. "Ohmygosh, that's—"

"BAKUGO AND Y/N?!" they all yelled in unison, their voices overlapping as they stared in disbelief.

The couple in question didn't seem to notice the commotion they were causing.

Katsuki's hand was tangled in your hair, pulling you closer as if he couldn’t bear the thought of you being even an inch away from him. Your hands rested on his chest, gripping the fabric of his shirt as if anchoring yourself in the intensity of the moment.

Kaminari’s jaw dropped, and he nearly tripped over his own feet. "I did not need to see that," he muttered.

Mina, however, was already pulling out her phone, ready to snap a picture. "Oh, this is too good," she giggled.

Kirishima reached out to stop her. "No way, Mina! You can't just take a picture of them like that!" But there was no hiding the grin tugging at the corners of his mouth.

Sero folded his arms, smirking. "I gotta say, I'm surprised, but... not that surprised? I mean, we all knew something was up with those two."

Mina paused, phone in hand, and nodded. "Yeah, I guess it was kinda obvious. But still, this is Bakugo! Mister 'I don’t have time for your stupid feelings!'" she made a groggy voice.

Kirishima laughed, shaking his head. "Guess he does have time after all."

As the group continued to watch, Bakugo finally seemed to notice them, his sharp eyes catching sight of his gawking friends. His expression instantly shifted from lovey dovey to pissed, his usual scowl making a fierce comeback. He pulled away from you slightly, though he didn’t let go, his hand now resting possessively on your waist.

"Oi, the hell are you extras looking at?!" he barked, his voice carrying down the street. His glare could’ve burned a hole through steel.

You quickly buried your face in his chest, a mix of embarrassment and laughter bubbling up inside you. Katsuki was clearly not having any of this, and his friends knew better than to push their luck when he was in a mood.

But Kaminari couldn’t resist. "Sorry, bro! Just, you know, didn’t expect to see you guys... uh... so cozy in public!"

Bakugo growled, tightening his hold on you. "Mind your own damn business!"

Sero waved his hands in a placating gesture. "Alright, alright, we’ll leave you two alone. Come on, guys, let’s give them some privacy." he snorted, shaking his head.

Mina blew you a cheeky kiss before turning away, her laughter ringing in the air.

As they walked away, you peeked up at Katsuki, a smile tugging at your lips. "Well, that was... something."

He huffed, still glaring at his retreating friends, but when he looked down at you, his expression softened.

"Strawberry lipgloss? That one new?"

[maya-the-surreal-soldier]

I may have found it? It was on pinterest tho so i cant find the original "artist" who comitted the sin

I still think about that one scarlex fanart where they SEVERELY snowbunnied my girl Lex, 11 year old me was rightfully pissed because tell me why Alexa was suddenly a white girl named Lea 🤨🤨

I cannot for the life of me find this art now but I swear it exists and I didn't just hallucinate it 😭😭

[darlingsaybonvoyage]

Jisung x Reader - He thinks you're confessing...

...but he's VERY wrong

Non!Idol AU, College Students Han Jisung and Fem!Y/N

A/N: inspired by @skz317cb97's fic where seungmin thinks reader is confessing (I also remade my own version of the brotha eww meme bc I couldn't find it anywhere)! 🫶 If I feel like it, I could potentially make a part two, if people are interested 🫶

Edit: I made a part two here!

Warnings: maybe some angst? Mostly just silly, and fluffy, but possible angst

mentions of Haley Kiyoko, Chappelle Roan, Renee Rapp, and Ace of Base 🫶

[doc-killjoy]

ships as songs in my playlist (prepare ur eye bleach, brothas)

DISCLAIMER: I AM A MULTISHIPPER

𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎- love the ship they’re such cuties 11/10

Flares by The Script (I love this song and it suits them sm)

𝐏𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇- I ship most of the time? 8/10

I Wanna Be Ur Girlfriend by Girl In Red (I LOVE THIS SONG IT MATCHES W THEM LIKE NO OTHER)

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇- I love but sometimes the dynamics bash together 9/10

Can I Call You Tonight by Dayglow (song is fire and I feel like it suits Percy’s pov abt Annabeth)

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄- MY OTP MY POOKIES I LOVE THEM JASONS ALIVE 17283/10

This Charming Man by The Smiths (the words suit them and can go from both povs but suits Leo the most also good song)

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘- I ship them as bros to lovers I’m sorry only cuz they’re one shots are amazing 8/10

End Of The Beginning by DJO (love the song idk I feel like they’d duet it on karaoke night (the extended 7 have karaoke nights fight me))

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐙𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆- the ship is so cute and cuddly and the altered enemies to lovers is so adorable 9/10

The Stars Collide by whatsaheart (the lyrics are everything and the contrast of the song to the lyrics is cool)

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋- their ship is sweet but also not taken seriously 7/10

Space Song by Beach House (idk it suits the chill happy nostalgic vibe they give off)

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐎- first of all, fuck you. I HATE THIS SHIP SM EWW IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED GROSS-

I Don’t Love You by My Chemical Romance (I’m manifesting ok? From Leo’s pov cuz I can’t wait for him to dump and girlboss calypso also the song is great)

[mandiemegatron]

MANDIEEEEEE do you have any f/o thoughts at the moment i need to knowwww

NINNAAAAAA hi baby !!! 💖💖💖💖 God do I EVER have thoughts - the real question is when do I NOT have thoughts abt my f/os 😂😂😂 going with my two that's been overtaking my mind the last few weeks -

Kid and Killer ;

♡ Literally the best cuddlers on the entire grand line. You cannot change my mind.

♡ Kid is almost aggressive with his cuddles (it always turns into a lil somethin somethin if you catch me 🤭) but it's because he just has so much love to give and doesn't know how to express it. I hc that he's not a words man but an action man. He would rip the fucking stars from the sky with his bare hand if you asked for it. He would tear the heart out of any man that looked at you wrong or even breathed in your general direction.

♡ The type to tug you close and hold you tight when walking in crowds because God forbid you get fuckin lost or taken from him. Not on his watch. 😤😤👊👊

♡ Nothing gets this man's ego more inflated than when you nearly skip to him and jump in his arms, pressing loud and over-exaggerated kisses to his face. He especially loves it when you do it in front of the crew. (They jokingly all do the same thing - "BROTHA EWW🤮😂" it's bc they're jealous and they're screaming inside bc you're not jumping into their arms 😂😂😂)

♡ if he could have you live in his lap/arms, he fuckin would! He's a touchy-feely man, and he loves the constant reminder of your hand in his that you love him, forever and always, no matter the outcome.

♡ he loves having you sleep on top of him, it's not very comfortable but he's quoted as putting it like "youre like my weighted blanket, you keep my heart warm" and he was stone cold sober when he said it too. he's so fuckjng corny. You big hearted dork, i fucking love you.

◇ Killer.... sweet, sweet Killer. The man's hands could rip a man's spine from his body in seconds but the way he holds your face in his palms like you're made of glass... 😭😭😭 you are literally the most precious thing to him (other than Kid and the crew, of course) and there would be absolute hell to pay if anything ever happened to you.

◇ You once cut your hand by accident while doing lunch prep and he straight up threw the fucking knife overboard. He literally went "absolutely the fuck not!" And yeeted the thing far away from you. You're not allowed to do prep anymore 😂😂

◇ the soft moments at night after hours of love making and whispered words of promise and love for each other 😭😭 it's then that he realizes that you're in love with him and he cries in the washroom later. You love him? Of all people in the entire Grand Line, scarred and broken Killer is the one you give your heart to? He feels like he doesn't deserve you but by God does he ever love you.

◇ He has daily fights with Kid on who gets you for the night. You've tried to make a schedule but Kid always overruled it with "IM THE CAPTAIN, I MAKE THE RULES 😤😤" because he was mad Killer got you on a random Wednesday instead of him. Most nights, you're stuck between the two of them, hot and sticky, even with the windows in Kid's master bedroom wide open and a vented fan blowing around cool air.

But in truth, there's no place you'd rather be. Hot, sweaty and drowning in their love, you've never once second guessed that this was where you were supposed to be. 💖💖💖

[butchering-tiktok-quotes]

Eww what's that, brotha? Broth-AAAÆÆÆCCCCKK

[everyusaida]

ew brotha eww what is that brotha

Scan translation by AshitakaxTaiyou on Mangadex

[murkyhazed-is-archiving]

steps outside and sees a giant fat worm

eww, brotha eww. whats that? whats that brother?!

[sunloveskel]

eww brotha ewwww what is thatt

[pretty-sparkle-bomb]

im sorry but i feel the need to say this;

one of ur posts about reader nd bakugo making out in the streets nd bakusquad sees them and kami goes

"Brotha eww, what is that?"

from the audio on tiktok

i really feel the need to say that im proud cos it wqs muhammad hoblos who said that during an Islamic lecture and he came to my school and i got his autograph 😎

ok ted talk over

love ur posts and writing for katsuki!

hihi my love! yes i know where the original sound is from. Glad youre proud!! AND WOAH YOU GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH? SO COOL!!!

I get so happy everytime someone says that they love my writing <3

have a good day/night!!

[celestialgirlaf]

Μπραδερ, όσο τη κυνηγάς τόσο θα σε φτύνει να ξέρεις, δεν πιάνουν στη κοριτσαρα αυτή τετοια πράγματα

Brotha eww

[wild-magic-anon]

Going to the bathroom and going "eww brotha eww 😨" at a spider at 10 pm when you ae trying to pee and deciding to instead hold it in because you are scared shitless of spiders is such a mood

[sunset-peril]

You know, as much as I want to get on the hype train for Echoes of Wisdom (and I really do)

I have some negative associations with Link's Awakening and that artstyle and every time I see the artwork/gameplay my brain makes the "brotha eww" noise

[lucious-lilly]

I’m in Memphis Will You Come and Suck Me Up On Break?

Eww..Brotha ewww..

[a-tv-girl-named-melanie]

BROTHA EWW WHATS THAT BROTHA 😭

ok last post about this but the uma rabbit hole is DEEP and im compiling an entire doc about this. take this as a sort of beware and also a list of things you probably should not do.