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[popcorn-plots]

Watching B99 s8e1 like "noooo nah dads broke up"

[the-undead-poets-society]

I honestly didn't like the heist episodes in b99 and it felt kinda of bummy and cheap to me that the last episode was a heist EP

( @poetsinnyc I'm tagging u in every b99 post I decided)

[josiegilmorexmariano]

bring your son to work day

[nocontextginalinetti]

Or was I never really gone?

[yellowceiling]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! ft. all of my hyperfixations this yr ;]

i cant say im not frightened 4 whats to come but i know we’ll get thru it!!!!!!!! guten tag!!!!!!

[userblues]

STEPHANIE BEATRIZ as ROSA DIAZ BROOKLYN NINE NINE (2013-2021)

[daily-celeb-photos]

Words of wisdom from Captain Holt 🫡

[guppers789]

Genuinely concerned that this man follows me everywhere I go

I watch The West Wing, develop a tiny bit of a crush

I watch B99 and am pleasantly surprised when he shows up

Then I watch Shameless (US) and I just don't understand how he is in every show I pick to watch.

[tiredeyesight]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ coffee order (jake peralta x fem! reader)

summary : you have a complicated coffee order that no one can remember, and out of all people jake begins to perfect it, creating suspicion in the office.

“i’ll have a venti iced vanilla latte with oat milk, please. can you use ristretto shots and a little extra vanilla syrup? if you can add just a bit of cold foam on top, that’d be great. thank you so much!", you spoke to the barista. the squad was shocked at your request. “how the hell do you remember that!?”, terry exclaimed in a high pitched tone.

———

“i’m doing a coffee run, tell me your orders people!”, charles announced. people began calling out their orders whilst charles wrote them down. everyone’s eyes turned to you. “uhh ill have my usual?”, you said. “no one can remember that but i’ll try.”, charles responded. “venti iced vanilla latte with oat milk. can you use ristretto shots with a little extra vanilla syrup and a bit of cold foam on the top.” you casually spoke. “venti iced vanilla latte with.. yeah im lost”, charles spoke, “message me it?”, he questioned and with a simple nod from you he was off.

———

you and jake were out on your third date. keeping it a secret from the squad, especially from a probing gina who constantly wanted the love life gossip, was hard to say the least. however, the small details made it so obvious that you and jake were seeing each other. the long stares accompanied by little smiles, the way your hands would linger for a second too long for ‘just close co-workers’ when they’d come in contact, the way you would softly smile when the other was brought up. the small things.

you were sitting in a cafe with your hands intertwined with each other under the table. a waitress came over to your table, “are you guys ready to order?”, she questioned. “yes! i will have a chocolate shake while the lady will get a venti iced vanilla latte with oat milk using ristretto shots with a little extra vanilla syrup and a bit of cold foam on the top. thank you!”, jake spoke. he remembered your order?

as the waitress left, jakes eyes met yours. you looked head over heels in love with him bringing a shy smile and chuckle out of him. “you remembered my order?”, you asked. “of course!”, he answered as if it was the silliest question in the world. “you’re so sweet jake.”, drawing another shy smile from him. you leant over the table and gave him a soft kiss on the cheek. a blush creeping up on both of your cheeks at the action.

———

it was the crack of dawn on monday morning, everyone called in early due to an important case. everyone was exhausted and gloomy. so jake, wanting to brighten the mood a bit, was going on a surprise coffee run. he got everyone’s usual and brought them back to the office excited for everyone’s reaction. a murmur of gratitude and elation was bounced off the walls of the office at the sight of coffee.

as everyone was drinking their coffee down, gina noticed that you were drinking a coffee too. surely not right? “hey y/n, did jake get your order right??”, gina called out. “uhh yea why?”, you responded back in puzzlement. dots connected instantly in gina’s head. of course! rosa and charles heads rose with a piqued interest, sharing looks about this theory.

gina ushered you to come with her to god knows where. after ensuring no one was around she whispered, “you and jake are seeing each other!!”. oh shit. your face told her everything. “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!”, she exclaimed.

authors note : i feel like this is total shit but whateversss! also i could never imagine ordering something like this, please take no offence if you do but oh my gah. hope you enjoyed and as always, requests are oppeeennnn!

word count : 595

[shesgotthebeststories]

I HOPE NOBODY CATCH US

a rosa diaz x oc

"But I kinda hope they catch us."

a fic where Rosa and Maddy almost get caught

It had been a long day at the precinct, and the two of them had barely exchanged more than a few words between all the cases they were handling. Rosa and Maddy had gotten good at keeping their relationship quiet—sneaking moments, hidden touches, stolen looks. But sometimes, it was just too much to resist. Rosa had been working at her desk, scanning through paperwork when Maddy had sent her a text:

Come to the evidence locker. I need a break.

Without a second thought, Rosa grabbed her jacket and made her way to the back of the precinct, where the evidence locker was tucked away. It was one of the few places they could steal a moment of privacy. Maddy was already inside, standing by one of the shelves, her fingers brushing lightly across the boxes. As soon as Rosa walked in, she couldn’t help but smile. Maddy looked up at her, her eyes softening, and without saying a word, they both knew exactly what they needed. The door to the evidence locker clicked shut, and just like that, the rest of the world disappeared. Rosa stepped closer, her heart racing just a little faster now that they were alone. Maddy gave her a teasing smile, her lips curving up in that way that always made Rosa’s chest tighten.

“You know,” Rosa murmured, “this isn’t exactly the most romantic setting.” Maddy snorted, her voice low.

“Yeah, I know. Not exactly candlelit dinner material.” But then their eyes locked, and before either of them could say another word, Maddy closed the gap between them, pressing her lips to Rosa’s. It was a quick kiss—soft and fleeting—but it was enough to send a spark of warmth through Rosa’s chest. She leaned into it, her hands resting gently on Maddy’s waist as she pulled her in closer. For a few moments, there was nothing but the sound of their breaths and the quiet hum of the fluorescent lights overhead. But just as quickly as it had started, Rosa pulled away, her heart pounding in her ears. They couldn’t stay here too long. It was risky. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps echoed down the hallway outside, and before they could even react, the door to the evidence locker creaked open.

“Terry!” Maddy gasped, her eyes wide. She had never seen someone enter so unexpectedly before, and her heart skipped a beat.

“Everything okay in here?” Terry’s voice boomed from the doorway. He stood there for a moment, his massive frame filling the space, and his eyes flicked from Maddy to Rosa. There was an odd, knowing gleam in his expression. Without missing a beat, Rosa quickly moved to cover, stepping in front of Maddy with a casual air.

“Yeah, just—just helping Maddy get something off the top shelf. You know how hard it is to reach up there with all these boxes stacked up.” She gestured to the shelf above them, her face unreadable. Terry raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying the story, but he didn’t press.

“Alright, well, just checking.” He gave a small nod and turned to leave, his heavy footsteps echoing down the hall. Once he was gone, Rosa and Maddy let out a collective sigh of relief.

“I swear, sarge always knows,” Maddy muttered, burying her face in her hands. “That was way too close.” Rosa chuckled, wrapping her arms around Maddy’s shoulders and pulling her close. Maddy leaned against her, her head tucked into the warmth of Rosa’s chest. They both stood there for a moment, laughing quietly at how absurd the situation was. It wasn’t the first time they’d almost been caught, and it definitely wouldn’t be the last.

“Yeah, but we made it,” Rosa whispered, brushing a strand of hair from Maddy’s face. Maddy smiled, her heart still racing but now with a sense of comfort.

“Just once, I wish we didn’t have to sneak around.” Rosa grinned, pressing a kiss to Maddy’s forehead.

“Soon enough, Mads. Soon enough.” They stayed in the evidence locker for a few more minutes, just holding each other, laughing at how easily they had almost been caught, savoring the quiet intimacy of the moment. It wasn’t perfect. It wasn’t easy. But it was theirs.

And for now, that was enough.

[molly1254]

blog intro:

Heyy guys,

My name is molly

I'm she/her

I'm 13

My birthday is in April

I live in N.Ireland

sexuality: questioning

I love music, dogs, cats, hamilton and reading.

I love the osemanverse

In music I like wasia project, heathers the musical , sabrina carpenter, SIX, anything with Rachel Ziegler. sometimes I just listen to three songs on repeat till I’m sick of them 😝

I like musicals, Brooklyn 99, superstore, big bang theory and ofc heartstopper.

please send book recommendations!! 🙏🙏

looking for mutuals!!!

[navigatebetweenthelines]

i was appalled by the fact that there are only SEVEN fics tagged as having a/b/o dynamics under the Amy Santiago/Jake Peralta ship...

...until i remembered that they are a heterosexual pairing so there isnt really any need for it. BUT THEN I GOT MAD AGAIN BC WHAT IF I WANTED PREGNANT JAKE?!?!? WHERE HAVE WE GONE AS A SOCIETY??

[nocontextginalinetti]

Why the long fart?

[comfxrtablykai]

Which B99 characters do you write for?

hii!! i write for all b99 characters, though i prefer writing the most for jake, amy and rosa

[peabodyandsitcoms]

likeeeeeee

[computermisfit]

this just makes so much sense