#broken humour

[miserable-individual]

I just called myself a baguette. To my friends. Over text.

ISTG PEOPLE DONT HAVE MY BROKEN HUMOUR AND ITS KILLING ME

[firefeelsfine]

Someone:- in the right eyes , you will be art.

Me :- left aakh ka kya bhaiii ???

My humour is so damn broken dudee

[shitpostingisanaesthetic]

I’ve started a “Red Flags and Who Inspired Them” book (my version of a burn book) to keep myself honest about who I let into my life.

[onceuponaweirdo]

Cute pet names for you call your partner 🥰🤭

Your Highness

Your Honour

My liege

Baroness/Baron

My feudal lord/laird (I'd you prefer)

Your Holiness

Your Eminence

Your Grace

His/Her Excellency

Abess

Reverend Mother

These are just some examples, I'll think up a few more for y'all cuties 😍😘🥰

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Think I need therapy...

Friend posted this:

I replied this:

The instant regret and apology 😭

[artic-peril]

Random as hell screenshot I took because I thought this was funny I'm laughing right now. I think my humour is broken

[art-seven]

This invented scene kept ringing in my head and I had to do it

[misssclumsy]

Wait! Who liked my comment?

[spilldatea]

My friends keep telling me that my humour is broken. Now it is actually broken.

[bauble-and-chaos-benders]

H O N S E

Sent this to my cousin, its their birthday

[miniaturepeanuttriumph]

Idk what do you even want?

My SANITY Sharon.

[mariespooky]

Idk what to say to this - these ads are getting crazyier

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

What if it would describe him...

The sand was the colour of Jimmy's hair. The desert sky was the colour of Jimmy's eyes. There was nowhere I could go that wouldn't be Jimmy.

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Just. Satan land ☠️

Jeffrey Eugenides, from Middlesex

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

My humour my be a tad bit broken

[karma-is-the-breeze-in-my-hair]

the feminine urge to follow my feminine urge

[entiqua]

weird fairy (affectionate)