#brodus

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Valley of the Dolls 1967

[alaskan-wallflower]

brodus grabtimus may thou rise from thy grave (jacob theater) and bless my ears with thy voice i am about to have a mental fucking breakdown

[romanstheory]

Why do people hate Tyrian (fka Brodus Clay) so much? I saw on Instagram he was forced to retire and people were super happy. I’m genuinely asking because I really don’t know anything about him, just curious

[mostbelovednjpwtournament]

Most Beloved WWE Wrestler Tournament

[newdraftscrap]

CCNY

[g4zdtechtv]

X-Play Classic - WWE '13 Review

Live the Revolution.

(And yes, as mentioned by Blair, this would be the last wrestling game Xplay would review for another 10 years, until they came back and reviewed WWE 2K22. Watch that review here.)

(mobile-friendly Link)

[bunny-banana]

ako cemo iskreno, nekako mi je sve to bez veze

[alaskan-wallflower]

May I offer some?

A list of bucket hats i would like to ship to the jacobs theater for the bucket hat king himself

i haven’t been outside in days and i think i’m going batshit insane

[every-single-day]

See this, THIS IS WHAT I LIKE SEEING ON TIKTOK SUPPORTIVE BRODY CONTENT BRODU LOVE AND CALLING OUT THE ABSURDNESS OF WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFBEWRev/

YEAHHHHHHHH BABY

WHY DON’T I GET BRODY ON MY FYP THIS IS SO SICK AND TWISTED but also keep it away from me so I’m not reminded that other people know he exists

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

There is a phrase I have only ever heard wresters in behind the scenes interviews use and I think it needs to be more common in more circles: "turn your chicken shit into chicken salad"

It means to take the horrible circumstance you have been given and make something great out of it. Dusty Rhoades with the polkadot gimmick, Wade Barrett being given the character of "guy who gives you bad news lol," or the giant and scary Brodus Clay having to be the super silly Funkosaurus. All these guys were given garbage direction and storylines but through sheer commitment to the bit, they each turned chicken shit into chicken salad.

I want to do that with the garbage that life gives me

[goldenloverss]

Omg my wife brodu

THEY CHAMGED SIDES OMG??

I WAS WRON

[alaskan-wallflower]

Et tu Brode?

[thehappysorceress]

Finally got around to uploading some 365 photos - it had been awhile.

We did tea for Easter: mini caprese in homemade pita, tiny shawarma bites, quatro fromage tortellini in garlic brodu, and strawberry Eton mess.

[mostbelovednjpwtournament]

Most Beloved WWE Wrestler Tournament

[shadow-of-wonder]

WWE rewatch w Cass

i''ve started watching 'old' wwe from 2012 and just a couple of things I noticed/want to ramble about:

MISS TRINITY FATU!!! I'M SO PROUD OF HER. in 2012, she was really just a funkadactyl dancer alongside Ariane w Brodus Clay. looking back @ it now and seeing how far she came, it makes me feel so filled w pride bc although it took time for them to truly utilize the talent she is, she eventually got what she deserved (mainly).

AJ Lee just got made the RAW general manager and seeing the back-and-forth between her and CM Punk cracks me up now bc they're married in real life now. AJ was my girl back in 2012 and I have memories of my best friend (at the time) and I obsessing over her + her antics during that particular year. I never would have thought AJ and Punk would have ended up together IRL but I guess it's funny how things work out (although I did read Punk cheated on LITAAA w AJ so he trash for that if it's true).

Brock is still breaking men's arms 11 years later 🤣 he was a MENACEEE in 2012 though and I remember hating his guts bc he was going after one of my ultimate favourites (HBK) and he broke said favourite's arm 😭

CODYYY. he's another who has come so far looking back @ then and comparing it to now. I'm so proud of his growth, his development and I'm glad he found his way back home (in a sense).

TOUT. I never really got into the whole tout thing but does anyone remember it? I remember not knowing how tf to use it or download it bc it wasn't available in my country and I couldn't even view any of the tout videos that superstars posted. thank lord for the saviour that Instagram is nowadays bc it makes it so much easier for us to keep up with not just the wrestling promotions themselves but also, the different individual superstars and legends of the past.

I'll probably do another post like this in the coming days as I continue my rewatch but these are just a few things I wanted to share from my nightly rewatching session and I hope y'all enjoyed reading my ramble thoughts.

[lorecatchup]

[sound on]

Cody yelling "I'm done with you!" at Randy 👀

Omg they're going to kiss on screen

Okay Cody

They were watching Damien's match like that

"That's (Damien) my best friend 🙂"

[The Bella Twins start complimenting and putting his mustache]

"that's my best friend too 😀" STOPPPPPPP

Someone stop him

Kaitlyn's over it, good for her

Also apparently he was still trying to date her while also dating one of the? both? A Bella?? Cody, please

Unserious behavior

The lipstick print on Cody's cheek, please

What was the point of that Kaitlyn and Cody romance storyline, just to show how insecure and awkward Cody is around women? And how deeply unserious he is about having a serious relationship with one? It went nowhere lol

They're wearing each other's shirts, please

I'm getting bored with the story again, this fued doesn't have any stakes or story or anything but after this Smackdown is Wrestlemania so hopefully something will HAPPEN

Welp, something happened, oof

Cody and Damien came out in fat suits dressed as Brodus Clay and Tensai (a white dude who "thinks he's Japanese"), and the Bellas are supposed to be Naomi and Cameron, who are Black, and what they're wearing/doing is Not Great (I know they're all supposed to be unlikable bad guys but like, come on) I can excuse the fatphobia because it's like, always the lowest hanging fruit joke (and I'm fat) but the uh, racism is ROUGH

Yeah this is a bad look (I'm not solely putting it on the Bellas, Cody and Damien made some unnecessary comments)

Yeah, that wasn't fun to watch. A lot of stuff in these old episodes has like, an underlying racism to it? (and homophobia, and sexism, etc) But sometimes they really Ramp it Up