#brodus

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Valley of the Dolls 1967

[alaskan-wallflower]

brodus grabtimus may thou rise from thy grave (jacob theater) and bless my ears with thy voice i am about to have a mental fucking breakdown

[romanstheory]

Why do people hate Tyrian (fka Brodus Clay) so much? I saw on Instagram he was forced to retire and people were super happy. I’m genuinely asking because I really don’t know anything about him, just curious

[mostbelovednjpwtournament]

Most Beloved WWE Wrestler Tournament

[newdraftscrap]

CCNY

[g4zdtechtv]

X-Play Classic - WWE '13 Review

Live the Revolution.

(And yes, as mentioned by Blair, this would be the last wrestling game Xplay would review for another 10 years, until they came back and reviewed WWE 2K22. Watch that review here.)

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[bunny-banana]

ako cemo iskreno, nekako mi je sve to bez veze

[alaskan-wallflower]

May I offer some?

A list of bucket hats i would like to ship to the jacobs theater for the bucket hat king himself

i haven’t been outside in days and i think i’m going batshit insane

[every-single-day]

See this, THIS IS WHAT I LIKE SEEING ON TIKTOK SUPPORTIVE BRODY CONTENT BRODU LOVE AND CALLING OUT THE ABSURDNESS OF WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFBEWRev/

YEAHHHHHHHH BABY

WHY DON’T I GET BRODY ON MY FYP THIS IS SO SICK AND TWISTED but also keep it away from me so I’m not reminded that other people know he exists

[jackhkeynes]

Maths and Gossip

excerpt in translation from the correspondence of Darren Brodus to Niklás der Fecht; this letter was sent in 1828.

Y majon livr a me fornið tandem con y homily de Dümmeyer a them de tas e mission; jo nil attendr a te molfeyar ne fegndr a aïr le leut, ma se poð t'aiçar ig jo vil l'hour stovent benoçar l'oc semman meðes! The library has finally provided me with Dümmeyer's treatise on class and delivery; I will not appease you by pretending to have read it, but be assured I will find the hours for it this very week!

Car Johan flagit ig l'es tout theology inutr des l'atmospher, ma contrig Johan da fieltað a alcun mathematic posc y livr de Craddock sur roum a lonctumn. Dear Johan insists it is all atmospherical and futile nonsense, but then Johan trusts no mathematics since Craddock's book on distance rooms.

Vertað volent so jo soupris ig l'acquïsc por y method machinal meðes benoçar, me j'appon ig i n'a veram un test ossos aðief por se rendr sy modellaçon n'atelier defaglessem. Honestly I'm surprised he consents to use even the mechanical methods, but I suppose he isn't quite bone-headed enough to make his workshop designing more difficult for himself.

Es tu pretenent vars eir ne souð l'oc stað? Have you any plans to go south this summer?

J'oy il voun l'area ne Veron rallumar alcheðr por parform—rumorað es ig Al Igne par Bruno sera y primer la scenað posc y var! I hear they shall reopen the arena in Verona to performances—they say Bruno's Wings Afire will be the first shown there since the war!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

There is a phrase I have only ever heard wresters in behind the scenes interviews use and I think it needs to be more common in more circles: "turn your chicken shit into chicken salad"

It means to take the horrible circumstance you have been given and make something great out of it. Dusty Rhoades with the polkadot gimmick, Wade Barrett being given the character of "guy who gives you bad news lol," or the giant and scary Brodus Clay having to be the super silly Funkosaurus. All these guys were given garbage direction and storylines but through sheer commitment to the bit, they each turned chicken shit into chicken salad.

I want to do that with the garbage that life gives me

[alaskan-wallflower]

Et tu Brode?

[hodajuciputevimacudesa]

Mrak

Uspio je ono što niko nije

Ni neki član porodice

Ni prijateljica

Ni momak

Niko nije uspio učiniti ono što on jest

Da mi duša bude na mjestu

Mirna

Tiha

Kao brod kad prispije u mirnu luku

Nakon snažne bure

Ali na brodu nema svjetla

Nema svijeće

Nema plamena

Previše je tiho

Previše je mirno

Morem je ovladao mrak

I izgleda kao da zora zadugo neće svitati

[mostbelovednjpwtournament]

Most Beloved WWE Wrestler Tournament

[goldenloverss]

Omg my wife brodu

THEY CHAMGED SIDES OMG??

I WAS WRON

[thehappysorceress]

Finally got around to uploading some 365 photos - it had been awhile.

We did tea for Easter: mini caprese in homemade pita, tiny shawarma bites, quatro fromage tortellini in garlic brodu, and strawberry Eton mess.