#R-Truth

[thywillowtree]

I'm late but now that WWE Royal Rumble is on Netflix, I am able to catch up with it and watch it without loading interruption! And much to my confusion, since when R-Truth has been comedic such as this. Poor Valhalla for getting eliminated the moment she steps into the ring.

[r-truth]

[machobusta]

The Judgment Day’s celebration is interrupted by R-Truth. Raw April 8, 2024

[queenielacy]

I wish WWE was open to working with other promotions because they could have a reoccurring bit of R-Truth “accidentally” showing up at shows and Miz having to come get him. Imagine Tony Khan trying to explain to Truth that this is AEW and Matt and Nick Jackson walk up and Truth refers to them as The Hardy Boyz or Truth at NJPW and he sees Moxley and he’s like “Where’s the rest of the Shield” or he shows up in TNA and sees Jordynne Grace and is like “Beth Phoenix! It’s been a long time!”

[princedevitt]

[mrawkweird]

Judgement Day reigns supreme in WWE.

[sheslikealostflower]

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

As someone who took a hiatus from wrestling for a couple of years and has recently come back to it, I just wanted to share how much of a shock the current wrestling scene was for me. Breaking this down by individual wrestlers:

1) Cody Rhodes: male model who went crazy after he thought he was disfigured —> actual Captain America/Homelander

2) Drew McIntyre: Scottish guy who is just kinda there, a bit of a loser —> holy crap, he’s a major player now? And he’s apparently this obsessed crazy person who wants CM Punk dead?

3) CM Punk: best in the world, the company rebel —> not much has changed, except he’s now an oldhead who is vibing in the WWE space. He’s like that cool old guy who always has a story to tell about his younger days.

4) Rey Mysterio: the guy who does really cool tricks, but is sadly always getting injured —> he’s beefing with his son? And now he’s leading the Latino version of NWO?

5) Dominik Mysterio: Rey’s son, a NPC in the WWE universe —> biggest asshole ever, fuck this guy (not serious, I mean storyline-wise), 2nd coming of Eddie Guerrero

6) Triple H: Undertaker’s greatest enemy, the last of the old guard —> the best WWE storyteller in the last couple of years?

7) Michael Cole: annoying heel commentator —> really good face commentator

8) John Cena: All Might in his prime —> All Might in the present day, retiring and giving out wise advice to the younger wrestlers

9) Christian: Edge’s best friend, just kinda there in the WWE space —> AEW’s biggest menace

10) Kofi Kingston: the guy who does cool stunts at Royal Rumble, doesn’t really get to do much else —> was part of a nerd trio that took off in popularity, actually got to see his comedic chops

11) R-Truth: going through a mental breakdown after several years of being a rapper —> he somehow turned into Deadpool (of the people on this list, this is the most logical character development so far lol)

[youtappedout]

Superstars' Favourite ROYAL RUMBLE Moments: R-TRUTH

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

R-Truth (seen here worrying about the twins Tom-and-Nick Mysterio) is truly a menace to Judgment Day's composure.

[dynamitekansai]

[domysterio]

forcing your squirmy toddler to get dressed properly

[r-truth]

[jasvvy]

[wrestlezaynia]

"Son of a Butch," "Butch, please." R-Truth is a national treasure.

[princedevitt]