#brocolli boi

[chickenoptyrx]

Lazy redraws

Thats all I got rn

[worstsequence]

steddie with a son on my mind

[mineral-vulture]

Bye Bye Puppy seems to be seeing off the souls in the graveyar-hey what is that covering the moon?

Attack/revenge for Brocolli_Boy featuring Bye Bye Puppy and Pineapple Skin!

[fellow-nerd]

In light of bad batch s3 coming out tmrw! (I literally have to rewatch all of season 2 so I'll be avoiding tumblr like the plague until that's done) so here's some star wars thoughts.

After watching clone wars, the best way to watch the main movies IS in chronological order. I will not be taking feedback. It's so satisfying to see the fall of anakin, then the rise of luke and leia, and anakins "redemption"(too many thoughts on that)

But actually I lied and the best way to watch them if ur a menace is 4 5 2 3 6. It cuts out some of the movies that kinda drag if ur not in the right mood and builds up suspense then gives u context then goes out with a banger.

But the real reason for this post: the future of star wars terrifies me. I've spent my whole middle school and high school years deeply invested in this world. I've watched all the shows, read as many book as I could, and waited anxiously for every release. Heck I even cried in theaters multiple times for star wars.

And disney is capitalizing too close to the sun. The mouse has lost his touch and is killing any meaningful works being made in all of the studios it owns. After bad batch ends, we're entering a new era of star wars. One removed from George Lucas vision and one that's telling new stories.

I just hope they are handled with care and aren't just cash cows, I would hate to see star wars have the same decline marvel has had.

Anyways, though, I will be losing my shit for this new season and will once again become what I always am and will forever be, just a simple man making his way through the galaxy.

[toodlesdaycare]

If you are still doing requests, may you do my Brocolli man? His name is brock!!

Have this baby flutter as payment

Broccoli man is now broccoli boy

And thank you for the Flutter! She is so squishy

[jackdoe]

Beast Boy: Guess I'm too tough to cry.

Cyborg: Oh yeah? You're not funny and you look like brocolli!

Beast Boy: Basic!

Wonder Girl: You're acting sucks!

Beast Boy: Heard it!

Nightwing: You're home made falafel is mid!

Beast Boy: Says you!

Wonder Girl: Damn, not even a misty eye.

Starfire: Wait I have an idea. Gar, you matter, and we love you.

Beast Boy:.... Shit! (Sobs)

[anti-katsuki-lounge]

You know as much as I shit on the 1A vs izuku arc and it's entire aftermath, the only 2 good things I liked in that were Mineta's and Iida's words to Midoriya and then Iida reaching out to Midoriya instead of the blond POS. everything else (all events, every line that was written) that happens in the story before and after these 2 events and then all the way till Zuku takes his bath were trash. Honestly our Brocolli boy deserved way better than what he got in canon in this entire arc.

Agreed with all of this. Tenya and Minoru’s words were great as well as Shoto’s. Everything else was god awful though.

[kirigaakun]

[fanart] Happy Izuku Month

please enjoy the brocolli boy <3

[just-eyris-things]

Can I get all the preferences from the jumbo asks for my sweet baby boy Airell?

Yes. Yes, you can!

cw: bugs and eating bugs, some might find this disgusting.

adding read more because long-ass post ;w;

🔥 Give us a list of general likes and dislikes, such as colours, textures, music, weather and other stuff!

Airell loves most of music genres, he is a bard himself. He loves when the songs tell tales. He doesn't like too repetitive stuff, like Bash the Dragon song. He enjoys the festival, though.

His favourite colours are green and purple/violet. He's not a fan of orange, but he admits that it can look nice sometimes.

Airell likes warmer climates, but chilly weather is also nice. They like snow and think it's a lot of fun, but they don't like being exposed to it for too long. This changes to indifference post HoT.

Airell loves hylek cuisine. Ever since they got a taste of chak, they love adding it to their own dishes. They don't like apples, but might eat them if there is nothing else to eat and they're hungry. Similarly to majority of my characters, Airell has a sweet tooth.

🍊 What is your OC’s favourite meal? Snack? Dessert? Drink? Any reasons behind this besides liking how it tastes?

Airell's favourite is the grub and chak stew! They love the crunchiness of the chitin and the chewiness of the insects themselves! Also they claim that chak goo is perfect for making jelly for desserts and they love baking. Airell always reminds everyone to be careful with chak, because they're quite tricky to work with in the kitchen.

What is your OC’s most hated food? Stuff they can’t stand to eat or drink?

brocolli. Airell absolutely hates the texture he would rather down an expired karka dipped in toxic waste from inquest labs than eat it. He has a similar reaction to brussells but simply because he hates how the name of that vegetable sounds.

🍑 Where is your OC’s favourite place to relax or calm down? Recount a story of their time spent in this place! What makes it so special to them?

Airell's special place would be the Ameyalli temple beneath Jaka Itzel. He was taught that it was a significant place for the Itzel, so he grew to love it too. In there he feels like he belongs and he forgets that he's actually all alone. Faith in the Jungle goddess makes his life easier. He feels the connection to the Jungle itself and he would hate to lose it. He always goes there when he's troubled or needs to relax.

Is there anywhere your OC hates to go to? Anywhere that stresses them out or have negative memories of?

The fallen and rotting tree that we know as the Heart of Thorns, the place where they lost someone they held dear. Airell feels like they've lost a part of themselves and they hate to even think of that place. The world is cruel, though. They have to come back there at some point and face what they've done, even if their actions were unintentional. Airell's reawakened the Tree and made it sprout new plant people. They have to take the responsibility, no matter how painful it is.

🧡 Who is your OC’s favourite person? Why is this person the top of their list and have they actually met them (an idol or rolemodel or celeb can be someone’s favourite after all!).

It's Trahearne. Trahearne taught Airell everything he knew, from necromancy to many unspoken rules of living in central Tyria. Trahearne was also the second person Airell has met that believed them when they said they were from the West. Airell also used to be Trahearne's apprentice for a while before they actually started dating. Even after HoT, when their paths...separated, so to speak... Airell never forgets Trahearne nor their feelings for him.

Who does your OC absolutely hate, the one person who they’d sell to Satan for one corn chip? Why do they loathe this person so?

There is a lot of self-loathing in Airell, but there is also a grudge against Nia. While they are thankful that she took over the Pact, they think she should have tried harder to save Trahearne.

They also hold a grudge against Rytlock because he is blamed for Eyris's death. As Airell is really close with her, knowing that Rytlock is responsible makes them on edge and the only reason they let him breathe is because Eyris asked them to stand down.

📙 What kind of subjects (of conversation, of discussion, in school or whatever) does your OC find interesting or engaging or that they can talk for hours about? What kind of stuff do they just find fun?

Airell loves talking about music and travel, as well as cooking. He also really enjoys listening to others talk about their passions, even if he doesn't know much about them himself.

What things bore your OC to tears and they couldn’t care less about? Why?

He's not a fan of politics. As a commander he had to suffer through it, but ever since he retired he is much happier. Another topic that bores him is golemancy. He thinks minions are much better, but I'd say it's just a necromancer's bias.

Additionally, he really doesn't like listening about human gods. Trahearne used to tell him a lot about them when they were traversing Orr together and ever since their parting Airell can't stand hearing about them even by accident. It's dredging up painful memories.

[hiro-doodlez]

I SAW BROCOLLI BOY MY BOY IZUKU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM SMMMM <3333333333333

YES THE LITTLE SKRIKLUS SKRIMBLO THE LITTLE GUY THE LITTLE SILLY YOU COULD SAY A BIT GOOFY

[thebroccolination]

Yeah, it's released there, maybe in some other places. Brocollis are sharing it, but for me it's not available yet. Will probable have to wait a few more hours.... The link they're sharing just leads to Boy's spotify page

Ahhh thank you, Anon! My friend just sent me a link!

It’s here for anyone looking for it! It’s not available for me yet either, even using a VPN. It says December 8, so you’re right, we probably have to wait for a bit.

[maugarts]

My brother is autistic and my mother's new patented method for getting him to eat other healthy vegetables is to say they're all Pease. Brocolli? No, long peas. Carrots? Nope, they're orange peas now. Beets? Honey that's actually purple peas now. And now he eats so many more veggies.

Same with fish. Now, not salmon. That's pink chicken baby boy. Eat up.

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

[somerandomdutchfangirl]

Trick or treat! :D

:DD you're in for a treat i'm tellin' ya!

Send an ask with "Trick or treat!" to the writer who reblogged this & you could receive a 3-sentence fic, drabble, headcanon, sneak-peek at a WIP, the last sentence they wrote, a new fic idea, random line from a fic, picture of their notebook, a deleted line they love, an idea for a sequel, something they're researching, behind-the-scenes info on a published fic, or something else!

So i'm working on a very crack-y my hero academia chatfic (very original idea i know) and here's some of my fave lines so far (and one (1) chapter title) without actively spoiling anything (not in order in the slightest)

(14:56) The man behind the slaughter: the betrayal????

(02:02) Brocolli Boi: I have suddenly decided sleep sounds awesome right about now

Chapter [??]: the yassification of one todoroki shouto [not fake] [3 am]

(19:27) Creeper? Aw man: congrats on being Not Fucking Straight or whatever

(9:37) Danki: flex tape man, flex tape man, does whatever flex tape can

(6:41) Creeper? Aw man: How the fuck do you know how to spell punctuation but not know how to solve for fucking x

If you can guess the characters from their usernames you get a cookie lmao /lh

[huhnkie]

~~ this guy ~~

Hi hunki li-

"Welcome welcome  //:-D "

Hi

I am a 7 years young boy

I know you prefer to talking to a lady

As u r a straight man 

I know ok hunki li?

"..."

...

...

...

So 

My question is

Before that 

My observation is

You really like

Baby veggies

...

...

...

I saw your photos

Of vegetable soup

In plastic jar

Water boiled

In microwave 

...

...

...

Then I looked more closely 

And found out

All these veggies are babies 

...

...

...

Baby carrots 

Baby potatoes 

Baby tomatoes 

Baby mushrooms 

Baby cucumbers 

Baby bamboo shoots

Baby brocollis 

Baby cauliflower

...

...

...

You prefer Baby veggies 

To adult veggies 

How do you explain that, hunki li?

"..."

Like I told ya before 

Both my parents are fbi agents

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully 

They are monitoring Our conversation 

Right here

Right now 

"..."

...

...

...

And you are talking to me

Late at night

In social media 

When u r in ur bed

Ok?

...

...

...

Me thinks that

My parents and I 

Have gathered 

Enough evidence 

To

Put 

U

In federal prison 

For a very long time 

...

...

...

Happy Halloween hunki li-

Been a pleasure 

For real

//:-l

//:-$

//:-{

//:-[

//:-#

[lowlightsahead]

Love how Ochako is blazing through her lover for Toga but Izuku is being in denial.

The fuck you mean "being all banged up must be making you emotionally vulnerable", brocolli boy.

We've been DYING for him to be emotionally vulnerable. Have you learned nothing from Ochako??!?!

The fuck you mean "cut that out", brocolli boy

happy pride to all the gay people who believe in lifetime committment

[bnha-ramblings]

This is beautiful and I want to see it in color