#brocolli boi

[freelanceplatypus]

Ehehehe i get to plant seeds this weekend!

[worstsequence]

steddie with a son on my mind

[fellow-nerd]

In light of bad batch s3 coming out tmrw! (I literally have to rewatch all of season 2 so I'll be avoiding tumblr like the plague until that's done) so here's some star wars thoughts.

After watching clone wars, the best way to watch the main movies IS in chronological order. I will not be taking feedback. It's so satisfying to see the fall of anakin, then the rise of luke and leia, and anakins "redemption"(too many thoughts on that)

But actually I lied and the best way to watch them if ur a menace is 4 5 2 3 6. It cuts out some of the movies that kinda drag if ur not in the right mood and builds up suspense then gives u context then goes out with a banger.

But the real reason for this post: the future of star wars terrifies me. I've spent my whole middle school and high school years deeply invested in this world. I've watched all the shows, read as many book as I could, and waited anxiously for every release. Heck I even cried in theaters multiple times for star wars.

And disney is capitalizing too close to the sun. The mouse has lost his touch and is killing any meaningful works being made in all of the studios it owns. After bad batch ends, we're entering a new era of star wars. One removed from George Lucas vision and one that's telling new stories.

I just hope they are handled with care and aren't just cash cows, I would hate to see star wars have the same decline marvel has had.

Anyways, though, I will be losing my shit for this new season and will once again become what I always am and will forever be, just a simple man making his way through the galaxy.

[toodlesdaycare]

If you are still doing requests, may you do my Brocolli man? His name is brock!!

Have this baby flutter as payment

Broccoli man is now broccoli boy

And thank you for the Flutter! She is so squishy

[chimerinshine]

So yeah i was about to go to bed until my brain yell at me it's time to do a fanfic/fanon about the Ghostbusters Topic so here we are...

BOOGEYMAN

We all know who is the Boogeyman, monster big & scary yes especially for 19's kidz out there who is a big fan of him and perhaps until now that your an adult he still traumatize you. ANYWHO!

•Boogeyman or a Boogeyman in a real folklore came originally from Scotland adults used that title to scared little kids and make them behave very well.

•So Boogeyman is Scottish but he can speak english very well.

•He also multi-linguistic since he keep visiting children all over the world to traumatize them.

• Also Satyrs from Greece was his cousins so he also have a bloodline of Greek but..he is not like that intellengent one like many of his cousins and he prefer to be chaotic and punkster rather that playing harps and be on peace

•He is not only visiting the kidz room for scaring he also visiting girls room just to collect lipsticks and eyeliners and maskaras and also some hair spray and also nail polishes but he only chose red or black

•His comb are made of human Spines and ribs (* shivers* Yeeesh)

•His hair gel is an Ectoplasm or Slimes from other ghosts

•Oh ya think he's slow on his short & goatee legs well actually no...he can run in fours just like a dog or leaps like a rabbit also jumps very high and land exactly where you gonna be

•He's a big fan of metal & heavy rock genre and also love thunders & noises

•He can mimic voice of others just to trick them (that's...pretty dark...)

•Him & Samhain met at the past sometimes some spirits are confused if they are really rivals or something else

•He is 10 ft tall in height

•If he ever get scared or weakened he will become smaller and he will be feel embarassed

•He is a one bad boy if he gets in school

•He also have a bloodline of a Count

•If you ever get hurt or trip instead of helping you he just gonna laugh & mock you

•He can lunatic when it come to having fun in evil plans of his or some plans

•He is a biter and a little bad temper one so yes some powerful spirits has no choice but to chain him and put some muzzle on his face

•Depending on his emotions his ears can go up and down

•He is a carnivore (he hates veggies so much especially brocolli)

•At the Containment Unit (CU) he do nothing but to scared his inmates away also when he met the Sandman he bullies him a lot but he never think he is a defender so yeah everytime he laughs or mocks him Sandman just threw a ball of spiky sand dust with all force he has and it will hit the Boogeyman straight to his mouth or face

•Samhain need to keep an eye on him because he keep eating on of his trolls

•Basically he is the Peter but in the Netherworld and opposite

•He knows a little bit of Irish dance

•He only traumatize teenagers to grab & steal their metal band posters especially Nazareths, Metallica and so forth just to add them in his poster collections or bands that he likes and then look back at the teenagers and double traumatize them

•He can't fly but he can teleport place to place with the thunders

•He also a punk a REAL punk

[thunderfledgeling]

Are you picky? Food yes or no.

Kimchi

Tuna

Hummus

Pickles

Mushrooms

Grapefruit

Tofu

Courgette

Aubergine

Brocolli

Coconut

Coffee

Okra

Octopus

Blue cheese

Sourdough Bread

Ho boy, food!! I've been told I'm picky, I was very picky when I first started living on the island but I think I've been getting better at trying new things. I don't think it's picky if you don't like these foods tho, even if it's the whole list, some people struggle with food and that's ok, you don't have to eat things you don't like.💛

Kimchi:

**Recoils dramatically**

... No. Yucky.

Tuna:

Yeah I like tuna, I'll only eat it away from the island tho because I know how Gorbo feels about eating fish.

Hummus:

Yes!! It's really good with celery and other veggies.✨

Pickles:

Yeah yeah yeah!!!

Mushrooms:

YEEEAAAASSSSS!! On pizza, in pies, fried, stuffed, roasted, as a meat substitute!! Mushrooms are the best!!!

Grapefruit:

Sour, very, very sour. Only when mixed with orange juice or in some other kind of juice or smoothie.

Tofu:

Gordon has convinced me to try it a few times and idk if I like it...

Courgette:

Yes. They're best roasted.

Aubergine:

Also best roasted or in ratatouille.

Broccoli:

Crunch munch crunch!!!

Coconut:

Mmmmnnn... Nooo... It smells good but the water is too sweet and the fruit is too dry. :P

Coffee:

(Don't let Scott or Grandma know but everyone else lets me get frappucinos as a treat when we go out. Gorbo and Virg also make frappés at home so yeah I like coffee but maybe I don't really like coffee because frappés are more cream and syrup than coffee beans)

Okra:

**googles**

Hmm I don't know if I've ever had that before. I might have to ask grandma if she's put this in any of her dishes.

Octopus:

Never had it, not allowed to have it. (Pretty sure Gordon would sacrifice me to poseidon)

Blue cheese:

Stilton!! Gross on it's own, great in steak and stilton pie!!

Sourdough bread:

I don't know if I've tried sourdough, is it actually sour?? Sour bread sounds kinda icky.

[kirigaakun]

[fanart] Happy Izuku Month

please enjoy the brocolli boy <3

[hiro-doodlez]

I SAW BROCOLLI BOY MY BOY IZUKU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM SMMMM <3333333333333

YES THE LITTLE SKRIKLUS SKRIMBLO THE LITTLE GUY THE LITTLE SILLY YOU COULD SAY A BIT GOOFY

[maugarts]

My brother is autistic and my mother's new patented method for getting him to eat other healthy vegetables is to say they're all Pease. Brocolli? No, long peas. Carrots? Nope, they're orange peas now. Beets? Honey that's actually purple peas now. And now he eats so many more veggies.

Same with fish. Now, not salmon. That's pink chicken baby boy. Eat up.

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

[somerandomdutchfangirl]

Trick or treat! :D

:DD you're in for a treat i'm tellin' ya!

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So i'm working on a very crack-y my hero academia chatfic (very original idea i know) and here's some of my fave lines so far (and one (1) chapter title) without actively spoiling anything (not in order in the slightest)

(14:56) The man behind the slaughter: the betrayal????

(02:02) Brocolli Boi: I have suddenly decided sleep sounds awesome right about now

Chapter [??]: the yassification of one todoroki shouto [not fake] [3 am]

(19:27) Creeper? Aw man: congrats on being Not Fucking Straight or whatever

(9:37) Danki: flex tape man, flex tape man, does whatever flex tape can

(6:41) Creeper? Aw man: How the fuck do you know how to spell punctuation but not know how to solve for fucking x

If you can guess the characters from their usernames you get a cookie lmao /lh

[huhnkie]

~~ this guy ~~

Hi hunki li-

"Welcome welcome  //:-D "

Hi

I am a 7 years young boy

I know you prefer to talking to a lady

As u r a straight man 

I know ok hunki li?

"..."

...

...

...

So 

My question is

Before that 

My observation is

You really like

Baby veggies

...

...

...

I saw your photos

Of vegetable soup

In plastic jar

Water boiled

In microwave 

...

...

...

Then I looked more closely 

And found out

All these veggies are babies 

...

...

...

Baby carrots 

Baby potatoes 

Baby tomatoes 

Baby mushrooms 

Baby cucumbers 

Baby bamboo shoots

Baby brocollis 

Baby cauliflower

...

...

...

You prefer Baby veggies 

To adult veggies 

How do you explain that, hunki li?

"..."

Like I told ya before 

Both my parents are fbi agents

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully 

They are monitoring Our conversation 

Right here

Right now 

"..."

...

...

...

And you are talking to me

Late at night

In social media 

When u r in ur bed

Ok?

...

...

...

Me thinks that

My parents and I 

Have gathered 

Enough evidence 

To

Put 

U

In federal prison 

For a very long time 

...

...

...

Happy Halloween hunki li-

Been a pleasure 

For real

//:-l

//:-$

//:-{

//:-[

//:-#

[bnha-ramblings]

This is beautiful and I want to see it in color

[lowlightsahead]

Love how Ochako is blazing through her lover for Toga but Izuku is being in denial.

The fuck you mean "being all banged up must be making you emotionally vulnerable", brocolli boy.

We've been DYING for him to be emotionally vulnerable. Have you learned nothing from Ochako??!?!

The fuck you mean "cut that out", brocolli boy

happy pride to all the gay people who believe in lifetime committment

[mobilerafie]

More fun shots of Future #1 Hero, Deku!

Check out the Revoltech! It is really good!

https://youtu.be/kS4m-IuiCew

[pinklikeroses]

Deku means you can do it!!!

[mi5l-blog]

Let’s continue to work hard everyone!