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Book nerd 

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Jason: I hate you.

Damian: I hate you more-

Jason: Don’t start a game you can’t win.

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Headcanon

During slow nights, Jason (as Red Hood of course) would break into homes of the wealthy and raid their freezers for ice cream. 

This was reported in a small section on page 6 of the Gotham Gazette, where the rich were baffled that all of their artisan ice cream mysteriously disappeared.

Jason saw the article, cut it up, and taped it on his wall all the while grinning and chuckling mischievously.  

Bruce knew, of course, but didn’t say anything. Jason would have denied it anyway. 

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Have you ever wished to fly through the sky like Superman? Or have the strong will of a Green Lantern? Well here you can live out your dream !! Hello and welcome to the DC Comics RPG, a discord server created by your local once dead Robin, and Mistress of Magic !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To create a common cohesiveness within the RPG, we will not be accepting duplicates of the same characters, but luckily, there are many characters within the universe! If you would like to join or have any questions about the exclusive yet welcoming server all you must do is : either message ZatarasMagic#6034 or crimsonwings#3709 on discord stating which character(s) you are wanting to portray, a link to your tumblr so we can just get a feel for your writing style, and any questions that you may have!

overlaid video credit here xx

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Jason Todd/Arkham Knight phone wallpapers/lockscreens requested by anon. Like/reblog if using or saving, please do not repost.

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Jason: you’re so pretty

Roy: huh?

Jason panicking: uhh-um you’re pretty fucking stupid is what I said!

Roy: oh, ok

Jason: bitch

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Red Hood and The Outlaws (2016) #26

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Dick: What do you need?

Jason: Rope.

Dick: Okay, rope. Anything else?

Jason: Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.

Tim: No onions on mine.

Stephanie: And an apple turnover!

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My name is Jason Todd. Or better known to the NSA, CIA, Homeland Security, FBI, KGB, Mossad and Interpol as the Red Hood.

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Jason’s beautiful eyes ♥

[ Dexter Soy’s illustrations for Red Hood and The Outlaws (2016) ]

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Batman is so embarrassing

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Jason Todd, every day:

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[ Jason Todd in Red Hood and The Outlaws (2016) #8 ]

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bruce wayne using slang but only learning the definitions from websites for older people

For undisclosed reasons I thought it would be funny to pretend to be an older person wanting to know the definitions of gen z/millennial slang and oh boy is it a gold mine on some of these sites. 

I immediately thought of Bruce Wayne.

Nightwing, over coms: Tracked down Penguin to a location by the docks. Let’s meet on 54th and think of a game plan.

Oracle: Copy that.

Red Hood: Agreed.

Batman: Yeet.

Everyone:

Red Robin: excuse me what

Batman: Robin, you’re dismissed. Take a shower then get to bed.

Robin: But father-

Batman: Bye Felicia.

Robin: … What-

Batman: You heard me, Robin.

*red robin, out of breath after a fight, wheezing because Batman asked a criminal if he was “shook” in his deep voice*

Oracle, over coms: Is Red crying or laughing? I honestly can’t tell.

Batman: Red Robin is dead.

Everyone: WHAT-

Batman, during an impassioned speech: We are Gotham’s protectors. We are the thin line between order and chaos. The city needs protecting, even from those supposed to be protecting it. We will snatch every wig from every corrupt officer and politician’s head until this city shines.

Everyone:

Signal: I knew Gordon was wearing a toupee.

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I think this is the funniest concept. Lemme know if y’all want a part 2 or more content like this.

All slang definitions taken from thoughtcatalog.com

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Roy Harper: I may not know much

Roy Harper: ...

Jason Todd: Go on

Roy Harper: No, that was all

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Red Hood : where are we ?

Arsenal : fuck if I know

Red Hood : you’re the one with the god damned map !

Starfire : perhaps check on our status ? have you not been marking our migration ?

Arsenal : *unfolds map*

Red Hood : *reloading ammo*

Starfire : *tolerantly waiting*

Arsenal : *mulling over map*

Red Hood :

Starfire : 

Arsenal :

Red Hood : oh for fucks sake, c’mon man

Starfire : calm yourself

Arsenal :

Arsenal : omg…

Arsenal : no way….

Red hood : what

Arsenal : *in awe* I think I just found the exact spot where you were born

Red Hood : what ??

Arsenal : *circles something on the map before showing it to Jason*

Map :

Red Hood : *unamused*

Red Hood : and you really think your gonna get any head from me later after that ? think again.

Starfire : 👀

Arsenal : wait. no. i take it back

Red Hood : too late

Arsenal :  pLeEeAsE nOoO—