#broccoli dc

[frownyalfred]

there is something absolutely hilarious about a Bruce who is somewhat new to Batman but entirely new to parenting being told he needs to "lead by example" by Alfred when it comes to Dick, and that somehow includes modeling eating vegetables at every dinner. except Bruce has been drinking fuck-ass protein-maxed smoothies for every meal for the last 1-2 years so he has to (awkwardly) eat his first piece of truly solid food in several months at the fancy dinner table, with Alfred serving everything, and with Dick sitting off to the side with wide eyes.

Bruce, delicately chewing on a single piece of broccoli he's speared to his fork: "Mhhhhm. See? Tasty, chum! Have some."

Dick: "You’re being weird."

Bruce, still chewing and trying desperately not to make a face: "What? Of course not. Alfred—"

Alfred, who knows Bruce will be paying for this later in the bathroom: "Perfectly normal, sir."

[stealingyourbones]

Never will I stop with the steadfast notion that folks in the DPXDC fandom should interact with at least some form of canon DC media.

There are comics, tv shows, radio dramas both old and new, podcasts, movies, magazines, so much shit that intentionally avoiding the media is simply preventing yourself from spawning new ideas and gaining a new appreciation for a fandom that you’re already in.

The Superman Radio Show has episodes 11 minutes long. A lot of the TV shows don’t have episodes that surpass 30 minutes and most are nearly fully clipped on the official DC YouTube channel. The amount of fan made motion comics is astounding. The amount of fanmade animations is equally as incredible.

[aingeal98]

Cass's high poison tolerance and her years of homelessness making her capable of ingesting 99% of anything that can be called a meal without flinching

VS her autism when it comes to That One Specific Food.

[angrychenyu]

🦇🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃🦇

Supertato x plantspinach

Cosplay: cat noir & ladybug Catwoman & batman

Broccoli and carrots

Cosplay: charlie & veggie luz & amity

Tomato and chilli

Cosplay: scooby doo and shaggy

Dog and white dog

Evil pea

Evil pea name:

Monstertato

Sweet pea

Dr zomboss

Cosplay: spinel joker & Harley quinn

[paulpingminho]

[dabomdiggy]

[chiaraswritings]

Batman Vs Bruce Wayne Headcanons: Date Night with fem!Reader

Disclaimer: I do not own DC or their settings. This is certainly not canon.

Warnings & Topics: Smut, comfort. 18+.

Important Note: 18+ suggestive headcanons begin after the stars (✶ ✶ ✶), and will have a star (✶) in their intro.

Author's Note: Don't come for me, it's been awhile! For everything. This is my first time posting headcanons so I'm sorry if I didn't do them right. Nonetheless, I hope you're all having an incredible summer, and I hope you enjoy.

☽ Batman

☽ Batman not wanting to take off the Batsuit until you have to physically take it off him. And then physically put the matching hoodie you got on him.

☽ Batman not being anywhere near finished with the case he's working on.

☽ Batman letting you sit on his lap while he "finishes up real quick".

☽ Batman grumbling because you saw him rubbing his eyes, and now you're worried about the blue light from the Batcomputer affecting him. "The computer is not the enemy, (y/n)."

☽ Batman looking over your shoulder to see who you're texting and rolling his eyes that you're actually playing a merging game.

☽ Batman letting you fall asleep on his lap, and when you wake up, he still has his arms in the exact same position around you as he did an hour ago. The only thing that's changed is the screen.

☽ Batman rolling his eyes fondly when you get bored by his research on the screen. "Technically, this is classified information. You're not even supposed to be reading this."

☽ Batman letting you order Chinese food to the manor from his phone. You abandon his lap only to run up and get it, coming back with the plastic bag. He only eats when you hold the chopsticks up for him (both of his hands are on the keyboard).

☽ Batman allowing you to steal kisses every so often, then complaining you taste like beef and broccoli.

☽ Batman giving you gentle squeezes to check in. He'll run his hand down to yours and squeeze, and you'll capture his hand with your fingers.

☽ Batman finishing his work and turning you in his lap to give you his full attention.

☽ Batman scoffing when you ask if you can watch a Disney movie on the Batcomputer, but it only takes a few moments of convincing before he grumbles and relents.

☽ Batman breathing in the smell of your shampoo as he half-watches the movie with you. You glare at him, subtly telling him to pay attention to the plot, and he finally does. "What, are you quizzing me on it later?"

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☽ ✶ Batman totally not getting distracted when you take off your shirt and go right back to cuddling in your sports bra. Because he's Batman, of course he doesn't get distracted.

☽ ✶ Batman forgetting all about the movie and starting research on you instead. Our ADHD king. ✨

☽ ✶ Batman making out with you in the middle of the Batcave, his hands unashamedly memorizing your curves. Your waist, your thighs, up to cup your breasts in calloused hands, then back down to your thighs again.

☽ ✶ Batman pulling you into the Batmobile of all places for privacy. "What? It's the closest place with a lock." So now you are destined to have sex in his car. Though the darkened windows do give a certain... aura to the tight space.

☽ ✶ Batman pulling you on top of him in the driver's seat, secretly grateful you made him take off the Batsuit earlier. You're soon locked in a kiss again, his lips eager and his hands running over your thighs.

☽ ✶ Batman gruffly apologizing when you bump your head on the roof of the car as he peels off your leggings unceremoniously. "Careful. It's cramped in here." He keeps his hand near your hand after that.

☽ ✶ Batman's hands supporting your hips as you grind against him, you can feel his growing erection through those goddamn sweatpants you made him wear. The only noise he makes is low grunts and deep exhales through his nose, clear signs to your trained ear that he's enjoying this.

☽ ✶ Batman keeping his hands on your thighs the entire time you ride him. His fingers roughly dig into your skin, keeping your legs parted, helping you move up and down. His lips find yours, muffling your shrill moans.

☼ Bruce Wayne

☼ Bruce Wayne not really having a preference between going out and staying in.

☼ Bruce Wayne loving the way you dress up when you try a new restaurant together. You have the best smear-proof lipstick, so he can kiss you as often as he wants.

☼ Bruce Wayne keeping you close when he sees a camera lens pointing at them. If the picture's going to hit the news, he wants everyone to know you're his girl.

☼ Bruce Wayne not really paying attention to anything but you. He mumbles absently to the waiter, his eyes trained on yours. It could be the completely wrong dish that comes out, one he despises, and he wouldn't really care. He's too happy being with you.

☼ Bruce Wayne not minding your requests to stay in instead of go out. He'll take off his jacket and shoes without a second thought, handing you one of his hoodies to stay warm in. "Here. You're going to steal it later anyways."

☼ Bruce Wayne putting on your favorite Netflix show as you curl up into his sheets. Word on the street is he wanted to buy the whole show just for you, and when the company turned him down, you had to stop him from punching the representative.

☼ Bruce Wayne binging a pack of Oreos with you, and then kissing you even with cookie in your teeth.

☼ Bruce Wayne keeping you close when you fall asleep, but even then he doesn't turn off the show. By this time he's way too invested in the plot he once rolled his eyes at.

☼ Bruce Wayne waking up in the middle of the night to see you re-watching the episodes you slept through, and gladly watching them again. He's so bad at not spoiling the ending. You'd think he could keep a secret, with all the secrets he already keeps.

☼ Bruce Wayne falling asleep right at the climax (he's already seen), and you low-key getting pissed off at him because you're so invested and on edge.

☼ Bruce Wayne drifting in and out of sleep until you finally fall asleep with him, the show playing in the background. You'll have to finish it another day.

☼ Bruce Wayne waking up before you do and brushing his teeth so he won't have morning breath when he kisses you.

☼ Bruce Wayne insisting you can't just eat Oreos for breakfast, though you argue it has the same nutrients as a muffin would.

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☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne insisting he only joined you in the bathroom so he can shave, and nicking himself more than once because he was sneaking peeks at you in the shower.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne finally giving up on shaving and watching you in the shower without shame. His eyes follow the lather that runs over the curve of your hips and down your legs.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne staring for so long, you finally open the shower door as an invitation. He strips in record time and steps in, quickly turning the water to a hotter temperature.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne being fully aroused from the moment he steps in the shower, but taking the time for foreplay. His hands move from your waist, to your stomach, then between your legs, his fingers doing nimble, skilled work there.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne wrapping one of your legs around his waist, his lips doing their duty on your neck, his fingers working between your legs where you need them the most. He usually takes the lead in foreplay, reducing you to a mess in his arms.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne keeping his hand between your legs as he thrusts into you, fingertips pressing against your bundle of nerves. He knows exactly how to please you, and how to not overstimulate you.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne murmuring sweet (sexy) nothings into your ear as he fucks you. All you can do is open your mouth in a silent moan, your breath coming out in a long sigh.

☼ ✶ Bruce Wayne resting his forehead against yours, the water running over your lips, making them look so inviting. He's not so lost in pleasure that he can't notice this, and he pauses his thrusts to kiss you like you're an addiction. Your hips buck, the lack of movement annoying you slightly. He grins and resumes, his fingers moving in between your bodies, fucking you in all the right ways.

[platonic-sponge]

ooooo yk that's a rlly good point, i think that makes a lot of sense tbh n honestly i don't think Alfred would be like, world's best cook but i imagine him trying his best to make meals that Bruce liked when he was growing up, and so with each addition to the family i think he'd try n figure out their favorite meal n make it for em when they're feeling down/bad night. i could imagine someone like Damien or Jason not telling Alfred their favorite meal when he tries to ask n so he somehow finds out (thru eavesdropping, guessing n the likes) n one day just shows up to their door with their favorite meal after a fight didn't go in their favor, simultaneously surprising them ("how did he guess i loved *insert potential favorite food that would be not easily guessable*?") and also making them feel more seen/appreciated,, idk silly little head cannons make the world go round i believe, thanks for making me think more abt this lol

favorite DC fun fact - emphasis on the fun,, preferably something u find silly abt a character u enjoy :]]

oh i love fun facts!!!

fun facts: food DISLIKES edition edition

OK Wonder Woman doesn't like cilantro

Tim doesn't like mustard on his burgers (batman: the ankh). TBF im not sure if mustard is as common on burgers as it is on hotdogs so I dont know how this came up.

Damian doesn't like Alfred's cooking (link)

[azzibuckets]

I think the event is a concert in the dmv area (DC) multiple artists are performing there. The broccoli city festival Meg the stallion, gunna , sexy red and many more will be there. Not sure if pazzi will be there but not too far fetched but definitely uncertain 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

even if they go i doubt they’ll post each other anyways

[jullinh4x]

Inside Out 2 | Human Envy Headcanons

9 years old

Very spoiled kid, goes crazy when she doesn't get what she wants

Always puts on makeup before going to school

Has several friends and keeps an eye on whether any of them are "repressed haters"

Loves unicorns and colorful things

Her favorite series is Unikitty, PPG (Reboot) and DC Superhero Girls

She likes dancing Pop music

Likes to play with dolls and pretending to be a princess

She hates sour food, prefers sweet food

Likes to do makeup on Ennui when she/he is sleeping

She already tried to do a hairstyle similar to Disgust's, but she didn't like it

Just like Disgust, she hates broccoli and vegetables

Likes to draw and paint flowers and princesses

She likes to wear bows, tiaras and various other accessories on her head

Always does her hair for any occasion

Anyway, I hope you liked it, and just curious, some of her likes and dislikes are based on the likes and dislikes I had during my childhood! :D

[nerdytextileartist]

Random DC Comics Head Canon- Lian Harper #2

Lian had made a deal with herself that if she and her dad reunited, she would never complain about eating vegetables ever again.

She has since started to like vegetables, even broccoli in some dishes.

She, however, considers kale to be Darkseid's lettuce.

[foxsoulcourt]

Saw this pic + went down a rabbit hole or two. Found this great article Why 'Bond' Mogul Barbara Broccoli Has Earned a License to Chill (THR Dec 2021). I fan girl the fan girl.

Babs

[liminalmemories21]

In which I completely miss the point of seven sentence Sunday

tagged by @heartstringsduet, @carlos-in-glasses, @lemonlyman-dotcom. Thank you!

So many more than seven sentences, more than seven paragraphs even. But! I wrote something and I didn't immediately delete it, so I'm celebrating.

TK orders a salad for dinner and Amy and Carlos both pause to look at him skeptically.  "Tulson and his boss stopped by and took me out to lunch today," he explains. Amy still looks dubious but goes to put their order in.  Carlos looks at TK and tries to gauge what that means.  "SSA Golcher?  I thought he'd be happier never hearing your name again." TK grins briefly.  "Probably true.  Tulson's working with someone out of DC on this case - SSA Samuels - because it crosses so many state lines or something. He explained it to me but I got lost in the acronym soup." He nods and takes a sip of water.  "So, what'd they want?" TK devotes his attention to meticulously unwrapping the napkin and silverware and arranging them just so on the table top.  "They took me to Uchiko." He raises his eyebrows.  "Fancy.  What do they want you to do?" TK sighs.  "Help them with the case.  Samuels wants me to see if I can reach out to Cassel, maybe put out some feelers about joining his crew." Carlos starts to say something and then shuts his mouth when Amy comes back with their food.  She looks between them, reading the table.  "Anything else?"  He shakes his head and she gives him a wry look but leaves them alone. "I said no," TK says quietly and takes a bite of his salad. The rush of relief makes him a little dizzy.  "Oh."  He stabs at the broccoli that came with his dinner.  "Why?" TK raises an eyebrow.  "Did you want me to say yes?"  He shakes his head mutely, and TK reaches across the table to put a hand on his wrist.  "Cassel's dangerous.  He's always been dangerous, and we've got," he pauses and finally says, "a certain kind of history.  I have no interest in ever being on his radar again."  The way he says it makes it clear he's not going to give more details, and Carlos isn't sure he wants them anyway. TK takes another bite of his salad and looks unenthusiastic about it.  "Fuck it.  If I order onion rings you'll eat some of them, right?"  Carlos nods silently, still too caught in relief to really process what TK's saying.  TK eyes him narrowly for a moment and then twists to see if he can find Amy and grab her attention.  When she comes over she's carrying a plate of onion rings that she sets down on the table with an air of palpable smug satisfaction.  TK stares at them, and then at Amy.  "How?" She pats his shoulder.  "Oh sugar, people only order salad at a diner because they feel guilty about something or because they're vegetarian.  Y'all been coming in and sitting in my section long enough for me to know you don't ever feel that guilty about something for long."

tagging @ramblingdisaster73, @strandnreyes, and @freneticfloetry in return.

[operation-f-a-u-s-t]

Due to LeNoire's straightforward deadpan demeanor, Father is constantly trying to get a rise out of his assistant just to see them emote. It's one of the rare times anyone who knows him as a cruel tyrant gets to witness his playful side.

The closest he got was overhearing them quietly telling the DC that if they tried "it," they'd be forced to eat broccoli for breakfast, lunch, and dinner each time LeNoire babysits them. The DC refuses to tell him what "it" was for the fear that the assistant would make due on their promise and LeNoire won't tell him because they think it's funny to watch him get frustrated over it.

When he does witness them smile, he makes a big deal out of it and teases them, to which LeNoire tells him to "grow up."

[paulpingminho]

[italianexotiicbeauty]

↳ life as you know it ( malvada au. )

↳ when edurado was seven years old, his momma packed up their home and moved them from georgia to be closer to family in malvada. they live on inerita island, not too far from his grandmother ( victoria ) and he's often looked after by her younger sister's ( dottie and bowie ). the little lion is fiercely protected by the wolves his momma loves so dearly. ( fun fact; eduardo is going to grow up to be a lion shifter, having inherited it from his mother because of her zodiac sign being leo. )

MARY'S DETAILS.

↳ name: mary elizabeth savarese nicknames: mare, mare bear, mary sunshine. hometown: hamden, connecticut residence: inertia island. status: ship dependant date of birth: 08.15.1984 orientation: bisexual greyromantic primary fc: emmanuelle chriqui

height / weight: 5'3” / 125 hair / eyes: brown / brown occupation: trauma nurse ( three days on, four days off - works the morning shift. ) days on: tuesday, wednesday, thursday days off: friday, saturday, sunday & monday shift hours: 7 am to 5 pm. tattoos: little sister infinity tattoo, left calf. 1984 in roman numerals, right forearm. a lioness guarding two cubs, left side of her upper back. This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name ; left thigh ( fort minor, remember the name ). I guess That this is where we’ve come to If you don’t want to Then you don’t have to Believe me But I Won’t be there when you go down Just so you know now You’re on your own now Believe me ; right bicep ( surrounded by star outlines ), ( fort minor - believe me. ) ☄ so I wish for you on a bright shining star 🌟 ; right clavicle.

piercings: both ears, left tragus. species: human gender: ♀ nationality: Italian-American heritage: Italian favorite things: additional spoken languages: italian, spanish & arabic. living arrangements: vehicle: 2021 dark green range rover

EDUARDO'S DETAILS.

↳ name: Eduardo Luciano Savarese nickname (s): ed, eddie, luc, ciano. date of birth: 02.28.2013 medical: adhd, speech impediment height / weight: 4’ 9" / 85 pounds hair / eyes: dark brown ( almost black ) / brown. occupation: elementary school student, entering sixth grade in the fall of 2024. enjoys: the tire swing, dragons, soccer, and being read to. allergies: broccoli. gender: ♂ species: human ( until he's 15, then will be a lion shifter ) extra activities: boy scouts ( every Saturday at 10 am ). speech therapy ( tuesdays & thursdays at 4:30 pm. ) additional child care: often looked after by his nonna victoria ( nonna butterfree ), or his aunts dottie & bowie school times: Monday through Friday, 8:30 am til 3:50 pm.

mother: mary father: unknown relative (s): all the wolfgang kids ( by dc and victoria ), kelly savarese ( Mary's biological older sister ) pet (s): a dwarf hamster named donald. ( mary also has a shiba inu named Ziva

this verse is directly connected with @ruote666 / @occulphic