#bro wolfy is so cute

[synqiri]

why does he sound so pressed 😭😭😭 boy chill out aajdhkashhs

WHY IS HE TALK SO OLD IM GNA CRY I CANT BELIEVE I LIKE HIM

[namleeea]

Wolfy’s favourites/inst au

summary: your and mason’s fans begin to suspect you of a romantic relationship and all…because of the dog

part 1

author's note: i’m back with part 2 👀 thank you for your feedback on my previous one, i really appreciate it. hope you’ll enjoy :3

masonmount

liked by cmpulisic, declanrice, yourusername & 987,981 others

masonmount 💙

view all comments

masonsfan1 FUCK ARE U REALLY? FUCK

masonsfan2 girl i can’t believe we lost him

masonsfan3 stop being dramatic 🥲 or i’ll cry with you

cmpulisic bring me a magnet

masonmount oh those americans 🙄

yourfan ow…now i see…

masonmountsfan

liked by masonsfangirl, yourfan, masymyboy & 8,456 others

masonmountsfan first photo from Y/n inst/second from Mase’s…that’s obvious, guys

view all comments

masonsfan1 are they dating??🥺

masonsfan2 i think so…but no official confirmation

yourfan1 our girl…i can’t believe she said she would never date footballers 🥲

masonsfan3 well it’s Mason Mount who can even resist him🫢

yourfan2 If this is true, then they will be the most beautiful couple

masonmountsfan YES GIRL I AGREE

yourusername

liked by masonmount, sophiaaemelia, yourbestie & 874,345 others

yourusername 🤍

view all comments

yourfan are they going to confess?

masonsfan give them time lol 🤭 they still think they're great at hiding

sophiaaemelia 👀

yourbestie yes my boy’s photos again! i missed Wolfy

yourusername

liked by masonmount, yourmom, kaihavertz29 & 1,266,981 others

yourusername oh dear diary i met a boy ❤️‍🩹

tagged: masonmount

view all comments

masonmountsfan THEY DID IT!! WAKE UP EVERYONE THEY DID IT

sophiaaemelia i love you 🤍 (Kai is crying, he said you stole his boyfriend)

kaihavertz29 i’m not crying🙄

masonmount i’m always yours, man

yourusername huh?

masonsfan O MY GOD FINALLY

yourfan i can’t believe my eyes!! what i see🥹🥹🥹

masonmount

liked by yourusername, sophiaaemelia, jazbenham & 1,432,345 others

masonmount the girl of my dreams 💙

tagged: yourusername

view all comments

benchilwell bro, you are the luckiest

masonmount i am

cmpulisic Y/n why him?

masonmount man, get out

cmpulisic it’s not about me, just…why him? you could choose anyone

masonmount i’m serious get out 😑

yourusername i just love him what can i do 🤭

masonmount just continue to love the man number 1 in your life 😌

yourdad she’s loving me, don’t doubt it

masonmount i don’t sir, i’m sorry. i don’t!

yourfan i’m so happy for our girl 😩

yourbestie me too 🤭 i’m happy too

yourusername

liked by yourmom, declanrice, masonmount & 678,456 others

yourusername hey Masey, your fan number 1 is here!

view all comments

masonmount my two big loves 💙

yourbestie my boy😭

sophiaaemelia so cute!

yourfan Wolfy, you’re our hero, we can see it all because of you 🥹

masonsfan i believe in Wolfy’s supremacy 🤭

[voidnoidoid]

weak hero undergrad uni headcanons part 2: union edition

doing this instead of actual uni work lets goooooo! and without further ado...

Jake: medicine/healthcare. i feel like he would become a doctor so he could heal people like his brother. I find it very sweet, like "i'll become a doctor so i can help you get better!" and it would be a nice conclusion to his character arc cos jake struggles with his bloodlust and capacity for violence. turning his energy towards healing would be good for him.

Dean: hotel management. this is because i watched too much hotel del luna and thought it would be funny. dean number 1 hotelier! he's protective over his friends... so being in the hospitality sector isnt too far of a stretch

Timothy: computer science/business analytics. he's really good with data and scouring the internet for info. He could put his skills to good use in the IT sector. alternate path is secret service spy agent...

Eunchan: ngl he'd skip uni and go be a streamer or something but if he HAD to pursue higher education... he'd go to a trade school i think! he seems like a hands-on typa guy.

Jimmy: business. look at him. his inferiority complex ass (affectionate). yeah I think his ambition will take him far with a business degree. jimmy bae ceo of loser inc. (sorry jimmy stans)

Jack: law, specifically commerce law. He'd be a consultant at jimmy's potential company. he gives me law vibes.

Wolf: jewellery design/metalworking. look hear me out on this one... wolfie loves his bling bling, and once he goes to therapy for anger issues, i think he would like working with jewels and gold/silver accessories. he needs a hobby.

Hwangmo: education/ early childhood education/psychology. ok HEAR ME OUT TRUST!!! hwangmo has been dealing with wolf (glorified manchild) for YEARS. and he seems like such a softie once you get past the harsh exterior (bro can befriend anyone). i think it would be really cute if he became a school teacher or therapist since he's good with people and mediating.

Dongha: cosmetology/hairdressing! dude look at those luscious locks tell me he's not gonna save people's haircuts. he'd specialise in high fashion/experimental hairdos, i see him being a stylist for fashion models.

seongmok: honestly... dude would join the military. or if not he'd study communications. which is ironic because he barely speaks.

kingley: law+commerce. he'd totally do a double degree and bust his ass to become a corrupt lawyer for donald's sake. or a secretary.

donald: law / political science / business ... he'd wanna do something that would let him change the world.

[13-nothing]

Been rereading the early Inky Mystery chapters recently and I have to say I forgot how flirty Bendy was in the beginning like Idk how I forgot about that. In the beginning it's like a huge part of his character and he's just changed sooooo much.

All of them have, like Felix being a Dad to not only Bendy and Boris, but the Cup-Bros too like now it would seem out of character for him to do that cause of the whole Wiseton mess. Then there's all their banter that's more or less up and left (or literally flown off in some cases), Alice and Bendy's puns, Cups and Bendy's play fighting, Mugs and Boris being cheeky against their bros, Holly's excessive questions (like they're there it's just less and she more subdued), Holly joking w the Cup-Bros or Alice and Cala, Cup calling her Tree Princess, and Finley's jokes and little skits w Sammy (oh Finley, u adorable fox, it's been a while).

OH and then there's the "widdle wolfie" thing, my heart hurts anytime as I reread those like com'on man I can't take it. On top of it I finally reached the Group Date thing and Alice is so avoidant of a relationship w Bendy cause of culture and her parents which is killing me cause like her Mom was fine w it (love that btw) and yeah we don't know how the Upper would react but we could've avoided SOME of the heartache we have now and it just makes me wonder what would've happened if she had excepted at the time.

Overall I just miss their family dynamic and just everything before Finley died and the Dark Circus stuff!!!😭😭😭

Like it's so pure and cute and I miss it...

But alas here we are, the Quester Family torn asunder.

.....

Yeah, they were just such cuties and I love them. Unfortunately tho I love drama, angst, and the darker stuff more so I can't wait to see what's next. Anyway I must say farewell to thee my fellow existences.

[james-is-not-here]

CHANNIE TOOK WOLFIE WITH HIM TO THE FENTI EVENT IM NOT OKAY HE SO STINKING CUTE

"I miss the kids" CHRISTOPHER YOU'RE ADORABLE

IM GONNA GO CRY NOW

His Bubble Messages; Where I got it from

: Wolfie help me sleep

: I can't sleep

: Your big bro might be nervous...

: Wolfie I'm lonely

: I miss the kids

: The speaker's so good hahahaha

: Sound balance is *chef's kiss*

: I'm listening to our demos with it haha

: I'm not letting u listen hehe~

: Now I put on meditation music to sleep tr

: Good night!

:😜

[desires-of-chain]

Hey, it's 🧚 anon here! I'm not dead, yaaayyy

So um. Ahem.

Legend getting embarrassed but oddly jealous when you find a bunny out in the wild and coo at how adorable it is? Like it's a little white one, so cute. He has to pry you away from it, and you whine because you want the bunny!

So then when this shit keeps up and he finds you cooing at almost every animal you see (bunnies, a dog in the village you see, hell, even fucking wolfie); ...bro loses his shit.

Let's say reader's a little plus size, yeah? Got a bit of belly 'n' some thighs to get him goin'.

He's got you on your knees (earlier you were on your back; this is not the first round) pounding you mercilessly, hands feeling up and squeezing your soft body. There's hickeys of all sizes littering not only your shoulders and breasts, but also your lower belly and your inner thighs. The entire time, he's talking you down.

"So, my cute lil' bunny thinks they're allowed to take their eyes off me, huh? What, gonna go give every little animal your attention? Might as well let 'em fuck you too, right?"

He knows it's silly to be jealous over animals, but he can't help himself. You'd been giving your attention to everything and everyone except him, and it'd driving him nuts all damn day.

The way he's stretching you out so deliciously makes you squeal, and he smirks.

"Aww, what's wrong, babe? Too much? Should I stop?" he teases with an evil grin.

"N-No! Please--!" he hears you beg. How can he deny you?

So he doesn't stop. In fact, he doesn't let you finish... for hours. He edges you over and over until you can't think straight. When he's finally had his fun with you, he lets you finish, your fluids fucking drenching him. He grins.

"Hopefully that'll teach you not to ignore me from now on." He laughs as you collapse onto the bed. He rolls over, laying beside you as he pulls you close as kisses the top of your head. But right after, his hand comes up to your neck, gripping slightly. You swallow.

"...Ignore me again and it'll be worse next time. Hear me?" he growls in your ear.

You nod, swallowing again as you're unable to ignore the heat that just flooded your core at that sentence.

It was going to be a long night...

Heh. Not that great, but enjoy!

-🧚

YER ALIVE

THIS IS THE CONTENT I CRAVE JKLSDNFDSADFSAD

PLUS SIZE READER'S STRIKE ONCE MOREEE

Oh boy, reader is not going to be able to walk for about a week or two. His "punishment" will teach them to keep their eyes on him and not one somebody else's 😏

[squiddokiddo]

It's been a while since I've been tagged in one of these. Thanks for inviting me to join @tsarinatorment.💛💛

‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚₊‧

Tag game

Three ships:

I'm not really a shipper, I'm very picky about the romance I consume. It's kinda like candy, great in small amounts but if I consume too much of it, I start to feel adverse to it.

• Jeff/Kyrano - Thunderbirds

The convos we've had in the Thunderpride group chat have made me quite like this one, just two sweet old men falling in love and raising their 6 kids together.

• M.A.X/Fritzy - TAG

Those two robots are so cute!! Can robots experience romantic attraction?? I guess so??

Cute cute cute!!

• Fischler/The Mechanic - TAG

More of a crackship which could be romantic or platonic. I love the idea of the mad scientist and his responsible engineer boyfriend.

Fischler's just running around coming up with ideas and inventions and the Mechanic is chasing after him adding safety features and making sure nothing explodes.

First ship:

•Uhhhh Pen and Ink (Gordon/Penelope) - TAG

I don't really ship them anymore, they're fine but like the candy metaphor; I had too much of it and it kinda put me off. There's also been times where I've accidentally stumbled apon nsfw of them and it just kinda made me worried about consuming the ship at all.

Tbh I feel like their relationship would much more interesting if it's familial and/or platonic, I also love lesbian, wlw and aroace Lady Penelope headcanons so there's that too.

(I don't mean to upset anyone, I'm sorry.)

Last song I listened to:

• I believe it was The Nights by Avicii while I was drawing last night. (As long as we're not counting songs on the radio because I have no idea.)

Last movie I watched:

• The Super Mario Bros Movie.

My brother and I had a siblings' evening out to watch it in the cinema. Nintendo and Mario played a big role in our relationship when we were kids so going to see the movie together was quite important. We both loved it btw.

(I don't really sit down and watch movies so any that are just playing in the background I don't count.)

Currently reading:

• Heartstopper (do comics count?)

My friend convinced me to binge watch the first season with them on Netflix and I'm hooked, I love it!!

She lent me her copy of the books to read before the next season comes out, I'm not really much of a reader anymore but I definitely want to get through these.

Currently Watching:

• Whatever takes my fancy, I just pick and choose whatever. I don't really have much on my radar right now.

Currently consuming:

• Not sure if this means media consumption or actual consumption but right now I'm drinking a glass of Coca-Cola with some ice and a straw.

Currently craving:

Iced caramel latte from Coffee #1 but I don't think a moment goes by where I don't want one of those.

I could also go for a tight hug and a good night's sleep.

‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚₊‧

Tagging:

@inertplanetary @crunchyluigi @knyee @tracybirds @dragonoffantasyandreality @uniwolfcorn @bonsaiiiiiii @mrmustachious @katblu42 @avengedbiologist

I know it said tag 9 but I did 10 because I can (and one of the tags isn't working properly, sorry Wolfie)

[silent-dragon]

👪 (For Tarak and Gao!!)

Roderick Magnum ~ Tarak's little brother ~ Age: 15

A young half fae boy and son of Avery Magnum who is Tarak's father boyfriend currently. Its very likely if the two marry Tarak and Roderick will be brothers by marriage. Though Roderick calls Tarak brother already.

Goes by Roddy and is a aspiring boxer like his father and Tarak. Often spars with Tarak when he comes home.

Roddy kinda wishes he was a wolf too and has adopted some wolfy things Tarak does just to get the feel.

Most say Roddy is too cute to be a boxer but Tarak thinks thats his strongest thing that would make him a great boxer.

Roddy currently goes to just a normal high school as he has no interest in magic since its not allowed in the boxing league.

Roddy has started to do the pointing finger hand gesture that Tarak does as a boxer pose for pictures as a way to support his big bro.

picrew

Art by Lunitastisch on twitter

Pan Xiong ~ Gao's little sister ~ Age: 14

Adorable Panda beastgirl from Woncheon which is Gao & Pan's homeland which is a old traditional panda village.

She more modern then traditional due to the generation shift going on in the village as the youths want to be more modern while respecting traditions stll.

Pan loves to read and has taken a liking to hero/heroine stories so wants to make a difference with what she can do.

Pan always wants her brother attention to show him things she has made as she a crafter. She made the pink scarf you often see Gao wearing.

Currently Pan is going to a charm school but was only able to cause Gao enrolled into NRC and is the only male in their family currently so he had to leave the village in order to let his sister get a more modern education.

Pan is very skilled at making accessories like scarves,belts,earrings,etc so she has a quite alot of options as to what she wants to do after finishing charm school.

She is just like Gao but needs 12hrs of sleep and eats slightly less then he does. Both still will almost overeat food made by their mother who they cherish so much.

Meet My OC's Family

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

just me gushing abt the b.ad guys <3 (spoilers involved, low-key)

I finally finished watching the b.ad guys!!! I had to stop momentarily because I got busy so I couldn't watch it in one sitting 😭 but DUUUUUUDE I love it so much!! I think this is easily gonna be one of my comfort movies because

1) animation. a lovechild of 2d and 3d animation i love loooove it <33

2) it's heavily inspired by SO many franchises I loved [porcco russo, sherlock hound, and MOST importantly, also another comfort movie — lu.pin iii which was the main inspo no wonder!!! I CAN GO ON ABOUT THESE TWO FRANCHI-]

3) the plot. it had a lot of twists, some was expected but in the best way revealed! I love the writing too hehe 🥺

ALSO I KNEW I WAS GONNA LIKE PIRANHA BECAUSE ANTH.ONY RAM.OS LETS GOOOOOOO!!!! SHARK AS WELL BECAUSE THATS DOUG JUDY BRO 😭😭😭😭😭

OKAY but here's the real talk™ amirite haha

y'all came here for my take on mr wo.lf. I know u did, I know u did HAHAHAH

ANYWAYS I LOVE WO.LF HES SO GOOD, LIKE IM NOT GUSHING. YET. BUT HES REALLY COOL AND SWEET 🥺 I adore his whole friendship with snake (it was so heartfelt.... fr I look up to it) and damn the tension with the beloved diane HEHEH

I CANNOT. GET OVER HIS TAIL WAGGING ITS VERY CUTE AND SEEING HOW EVERYONE EVENTUALLY GOT IT ASRAAWSWAWAAAAA

im still not sure if I like-like him?? but the crush/admiration is still there UHHH HES SO CUTE OK 😭😭😭😭 all i just think is my si feeding him the "what a good boyo" line and his tail wags hard AWAAAHEHAJEJJ CRYINGNGNGNGNGNG

I might do a lil wolfie reblogging so uhm yeah 😎 good movie 10000/10 wILL WATCH IT AGAIN AND KEEP IT ON MY PHONE

[little-kitten-mittens-fic]

#6 has really got me curious but #5 sounds so cute! Can you tell me about those ones??

5. Middle regressor thor

so far it’s just a rough idea bouncing around in my head, about thor and loki growing up together, with loki through the year acting as thors cg.

people tend to assume thor isn’t a regressor, and they would never guess loki to be a cg :( anyways, loki cares for thor. but … he’s actually a flip? And regresses sometimes too, but they both take care of each other. They dont have/need a cg and, both in their youth and eventually with the avengers, they get into tons of trouble in the avengers tower. I’m considering writing some “villain” loki, and thor sneaking off to play with his bro lol

6. Mein mausbear

Ooh! So I’ve posted the first chapter of this one on ao3 here. Also the snippet lullaby is from this fic!! It’s a more angsty idea I’ve been working on for.. a long time. Basically, Loki becomes more comfortable with his jotun form, even accepting it, but then comes to find out that jotnar have classifications, and suddenly Loki has to deal with all these regressor tendencies (that he now can’t get rid of). It’ll take a while to get to that point though and.. I have to actually write the rest :^)

Random fact(s) about this fic, loki loves to carry around his plushies. when he’s regressed, he carries with him a little bat plush he’s constantly fiddling with, and another favorite, a large wolf plush aptly named, Wolfie. and both when he is and isn’t regressed he’s got a weighted snake one he rest on his shoulders.

Also, he doesn’t like pacifiers much. But he still likes having something in his mouth, but has to be stopped him from sucking on his fingers because of the sharp nails of his jotun form (they learned the hard way that he can cut his tongue from them), so he has a clipped-on teething toy… but he’s usually got his plushie’s bat wings in his mouth instead lol

[s1llypiggy]

IM TEARING MY HAIR OUT AND FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM OMFGFGGFG I LOVE THESE GOOBERS SO MUCH WOLFIE IS SO CUTE AND HIS LITTLE SHOCKED FACE HAS ME IN TEARS 😭😭BRO I LITTERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!

I’ve been itching to draw these guys good lord….. I LVOE all yalls ocs and aus im actually crazy…..

First characters belong to @eights-world , blondie belongs to @s1llypiggy and the last two belong to @knizuu :333

[twink-between-worlds]

Twilight?👀

Ah my beloved 💘

What I love about them: him 💘 he is very cute. Could crush me n I'd thank him. He just seems like I'd vibe with him.

What I hate about them: that he's a dumbass in all seriousness i can't actually think of anything haha

Favorite moment/quote: fucking love when he just rambles about goats n casually "i told you i was biased". Iconic.

What i would like to see more focus on: man i want more focus on him being wolfie than there already is. I just. Beloved 💘

What i would like to see less focus on: i..also do not have an answer for this-oops-

Favorite pairing with: Shad. They're in love your honour I'll die on this hill.

Favorite friendship: oh i adore whenever i see something about Twilight and Four being bros™ (don't see a lot of it, if you've got some fics hmu 👀)

NOTP: time to get ✨hate crimed✨ but i really do not like Midna and Twilight in a relationship. I see them more as solidarity between a gay man and a lesbian.

Favorite headcanon: oh, i have so many to pick from babes <3 but i adore him having yellow eyes!!

[nevilles-insinuations]

mgk blurb #21 + #34 for anon

Hi! Can I request 2 fics for Colson? The first one with 2 and the second with 21 and 34 from the random prompts 🖤

21. "How come I didn't get a cute pet name? "(Y/N) is a cute name"

34. "This is so beautiful. I might cry"

-----------------------------

As soon you walked into your apartment, the dog would beeline for Colson. That was the new normal. There wouldn’t even be a bark in your direction since you started dating him. Buddy had abandoned you for a much cuddlier giraffe. The tiny dog was even getting jealous of Colson’s guitars, taking to nudging them out of your boyfriend’s hands with his nose.

Leaving the room to grab a blanket, you returned to your boys asleep on the sofa. Your terrier was nestled next to your boyfriend’s hip, head propped on his thigh. Colson's other arm was slung over Buddy, while his blond mop hung off the back of the couch.

"This so beautiful. I might cry"

You chuckled under your breath, grabbing your phone to take a quick photo. The small flash made your boyfriend move, but the dog stayed firmly planted in his new favourite spot.

“Huh? What’d you say?”

Colson's eyes fluttered open, looking over for you to repeat the statement, still yawning.

“You look really cute like that”

You pointed to his lap and he nodded, smiling down at his new sidekick.

“He likes you more than me”

Sounding somewhat pouty, you sank back into the couch, your head resting on his shoulder.

“That’s cos we’re best bros. Dudes”

“Isn’t that right, Wolfie?”

You could swear the dog smiled as he nestled further into your boyfriend’s hand as it ran through his fur. Wolfie, short for Wolverine, had come from Colson’s love of comic books. Your dog could be pretty intimidating when he chose to. He loved to bark at anything. But fluffy baby was also super protective and good at comforting you when needed it, so you felt like it fit.

"How come I didn't get a cute pet name? 

"(Y/N) is a cute name" 

He responded immediately and you shot him a bewildered look. You opened your mouth to complain but any thoughts left your mind as Colson’s lips met yours.

“Well, we think it’s cute and so are you”

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom 14-20 thoughts!! I finished up s1 :D these last few eps were actually really really good!!!

-did. did tucker really just say esperanto was a dead language only spoken as a secret code between geeks. google says around 100,000 people actively speak it. oh my god...it being an auxiliary language doesn't mean its 'just for geeks to speak in code' ...it helps bridge gaps between people who don't have a language in common...

-danny really isn't pulling punches when it comes to fighting the ghost-cop possessed people huh. like he SLAMMED KWAN INTO THE CONCRETE SO HARD. HE THREW PAULINA INTO A BILLBOARD. will that...I mean it WOULD carry over to their bodies non-possessed, right? like if the ghost piloting their bodies gets hurt?? itd be so upsetting to be possessed, lose time, then wake up covered in bruises (and possibly, broken bones??) real horror movie stuff im sure wont be addressed in any way

-tuckers parents seem nice! I like them :)

-WULF IS CUTE AND I FEEL BAD. im so glad the gang realized he was only causing trouble bc of the shock collar walker put on him and helped. also, him wearing that big hoodie with the hood on, and thinking its subtle. we can tell youre still a giant wolfie :) THEN GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL AAAAH :( anxiously waiting to see Him Again....

-DANNY BLASTING HIS PARENTS THINKING THEY WERE OVERSHADOWED LMFAO GET THEIR ASSES. maddie marking how many ghosts she gets with lipstick tallies on the side of her portal gun? kindaaa iconic tho. (ALSO, SHE WAS LIKE, 2 FT AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE TRIED TO SHOOT HIM. HOW DO YOU NOT RECONINZE YOUR OWN SON??? like sure, he might have diff hair/eye colors. but like, if one of my family members dyed their hair, and was wearing contacts, its not like id be like 'wHO IS THIS STRANGER!!!' ...he still has all his facial features!! same everything!!! I hate it here)

-paulina being #1 girl realizing danny's a friendly ghost immediately. smart queen. lancer and kwan ran away right after he made this sweet baby face at them:

which is hilarious.

-ok. im not saying his bullying is JUSTIFIED, but. dash looked so pleased with the (cute!) poster he just painted, and danny comes thru the wall and spills paint on his nice letterman jacket. his anger is justified maybe 65% of the time so far...(not the way he handles it, but STILL.) at least lancer is stepping in!! and them making a silly little bet was...cute?? until dash pulled out his GROSS UNDERWEAR AND SAID DANNY WOULD HAVE TO EAT THEM???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. TUCKER WAS SO RIGHT ITS FUCKING WEIRD TO CARRY THOSE AROUND EWWW. THIS KID IS UNWELL. lancer was right, his animatronic setup was SUPER IMPRESSIVE?? hes actually pretty creative. danny meanwhile is stealing the fright knight's design...I hope dash is taking art classes or smth with his sports

-fright knight is the most bestest ghost so far i LOVE THAT DESIGN. I am biased towards knights, and characters with swords, but he fucks so severely. and should sue danny for copyright infringement for stealing his design for his haunted house. if some 14 yr old broke into MY house and stole MY sword, id also be pissed. his evil winged unicorn rules too with its FANGS. and he just CAN SHOVE THE PORTAL OPEN WITH HIS HANDS??? is he the strongest ghost weve seen so far? idk but hes my fav. SOUL SHREDDER IS SUCH A COOL SWORD NAME TOO. ANY NAMED SWORD ALSO FUCKS. 'flaming bedsheets of DEATH' funny king. ALSO he was polite to dash and tucker when just asking for directions and telling tucker 'oh maybe, just a suggestion, maybe be nicer to me and be more respectful :)' I LOOOVE HIM.

-I noticed this in the Ember ep, but jazz has an electric guitar in her room!! talent musical queen!! its cool to see hobbies just in the bg.

-fright knight's murder castle reminds me of the booby trapped murder castle in zexal!! another supposedly 'for kids' show with murder/trap castles! we love that. if you are a dp fan reading this, give yugioh zexal a try. its also got 13-14 year old protags and involves (alien) ghosts. the cardgame is just a vessel for the plot, which is really good. (I just want more people to watch my fav yugioh, man)

-danny. with a SWORD.

-danny doesnt NEED TO WIN this contest, dash didnt STEAL HIS DESIGNS AND STEAL A SWORD. he also got excited to hear lancer got sent to a dimension with his worst fears too just so he could win the contest? DANNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRO MAYBE YOURE 14 AND HAVENT FULLY DEVOLPED YOUR WHOLE BRAIN YET, BUT...THATS FUCKED. this kid casually says the most deranged things, I do worry for my spooky son. once again, therapy needed. that judo toss was great tho. I wonder if he actually did pick up some martial arts stuff from his mom?

-danny can fly 112 mph!!! thats so fast! I love the lil montage of him and his friends testing his abilities and stuff, very cute and a good way to showcase what he can do by now and how much more proficient he's gotten from ep 1!!! I'm sure he's going to get more abilities :)

-im glad...maddie's at least TRYING this ep. I do feel for her because her husband is a man baby. but the fact it took 16 episodes to get a kinda semblance of any kind of real concern or attempts at bonding. hmm. jack's 'BACK OFF SHES A MINOR' @ the ghost trying to attack jazz. also was very funny. and him wanting to make an action figure of her? are the parents redeeming themselves to me? slightly. they gotta Work Harder

-THE GHOST. IS FLYING. THE PLANE.

-fenton machete. but she doesnt carry a PHONE??? ???

-I mean I expected vlad when you namedrop him earlier in the ep, and also the title card picture, and dalv corp being fucking vlad backwards. but seeing him just pull up on a golf cart made me bust out laughing. WITH the gift baskets prepared. why wouldnt you at least be suspicious. also, if he wants danny to be his lil sonboy, why is he so fucking malicious?? dude you are going about this in such a bad way. stop it. get some help.

-maddie not even hesitating to drag danny out. fucking good. danny is so right, go on the internet to date. get a cat. how do you spend...how many years?? has it been since college?? at least 20, right, since the parents/vlad are in their 40s? hung up on ONE girl. my god, man. incel drama queen. her kung fu IS impressive, but dude. 'we both know hes a creep' SO right. it sucks but they do need a phone and shit being in the middle of NOWHERE. also, just stealing his helicopter was great. <3

-'you must be exhausted carrying the weight of that mistake you made years ago' 'well we all make mistakes. maybe I'll make one now!' WHY DID THIS EXHCHANGE SEND ME. AND VLAD WITH THE BREATH SPRAY EWWW BITCH. 'OLD BAIT BREATH' SOO RIGHT. both danny and his mom playing him HAHAH hes so dumb. or rather, I think he thinks with his emotions too too much and is...actually pretty gullible? lmao he believed danny was ready to give in SO fast. (which is sad hes that hopeful, like you have SO MUCH MONEY YOU COULD EASILY GET ANOTHER GIRL WHO HAS A KID. AND WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND BE SUPPORTED. GET OVER THIS (1) WOMAN ALREADY IM GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AAAAH)

-GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR GHOST BEAR. it was also in the title card, but I still got very excited. we love bears here

-SAM'S BAT SWIMSUIT COVERUP!!! her outfits are simply iconic.

-'i'd tell you to go to the mens room, but I don't think you qualify' top paulina transphobic moments. :( and him wearing a tanktop to the swim park? hmmm! (actually I think she was overshadowed by then, so, KITTY top 10 transphobic moments??)

-kitty just piloting paulina around makes me feel SO bad tho, paulina's gonna wake up and be like 'wtf do you mean I was dating this rando' like youre leading danny on to make johnny jealous, and also just POSSESSING POOR PAULINA. dude take your relationship problems ELSEWHERE. last time we saw them, they seemed like such a cute couple!! wtf johnny!! I mean, she sucks for trying to make him jealous, he sucks for looking at other girls...maybe they need a break, but Not Like This. or, you know, just. better communication...

-and the A-listers having a full packet and a stamp system. who organizes this. kwan fucking owning being the new danny though, this is hysterical. THE TUCKER/KWAN FLOWER FIELD TWIRL. UNIRONICALLY ADORABLE. and him giving it his all for the poetry slam. bless his HEARTTTT.

-Star owns. actually, all of the extra characters are shining this ep and I love it.

-INVISO-BILL??? NOOOO THEY DID HIM SOO DIRTY. DANNY SWEETIE IM SO SORRY.

-johnny and danny bein friends and staging a fake fight (which danny takes too seriously, once again this child has aggression he NEEDS TO WORK OUT) I hope these three stay friends, I said it before but danny needs more friendly ghosts to hang with.

-at this point, Danny's ghost enemies are a lot like, I dunno, batman's rouge gallery is the first thing that comes to mind. they all have their own gimmick and unique designs, but most of them are easy to beat after learning the Moral Lesson. I still get excited when any of them show up again, though. 18 is another valerie episode!!!! :D skulker really said you two will get along if I have to handcuff you together <3 and the gym teacher really said, youre married now, have a flour baby! ngl, I'm not really watching this show for the shipping stuff (which I am very scared to look at the fandom for after I finish this watch through- I feel like there's probably discourse/arguing about ships...) but. I'm gonna put my opinion out there. valerie/danny > sam/danny. maybe I just really love the enemies to lovers trope. And the secret identity stuff adds Extra Flavor.

-SKULKER JUST HAVING THE BOX GHOST AND DANGLING HIM BY A STRING. HILARIOUS. and him watching them with binoculars and making his silly little commentary. AND MAKING THE SACK BABY CRY. LMAO. THIS DUDE IS A BABY KIDNAPPER. skulker is super fun

-danny, you just...collapsed the water tower. and then attacked the nasty burger machine...mascot thingy...out of anger..I KEEP SAYING HE'S GOT ANGER ISSUES BUT. HE REALLY NEEDS A LESSON IN MANAGING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! So does valerie!! They're both pretty focused on each other. I mean it's good of Danny to say he's trying to make sure PEOPLE don't get hurt, but... (I mean I guess it's not something 14 year olds WOULD worry about, but as an adult im like, who's going to fix that? how much money will that take??)

-TUCKER MAKING BANK. and sam and tucker being super emotionally attached to their flour baby and being pretty good parents. that's cute...also him just straight kissing her and being like. WAIT. O_O JDSKAFHD. his mom baking them into cookies was the funniest possible result. tbh I dont feel like this is on tucker, if anything the other kid's shouldve been more responsible! He was just taking an opportunity to get that $$ which I respect

-Danny being more understanding of Valerie's situation in the end (helping her at her job, too, and trying to keep that a secret for her!!!) And seeing them work together this ep, and also her letting phantom get her out of the ghost zone...was very sweet. LOVE that. more valerie eps pls

-me when I realize vlad's big stupid house exploded because of his own carelessness with changing the ghost portal ectofiltrator or whatever: *pointing and laughing*

-me when I realize it means he's gonna go make danny's life hell for it somehow: >:(

-SCOOBY PARODY!!! I feel like there's gotta be some scooby doo/danny phantom crossover stuff, right? also, 'guys in white' men in black wishes

-'oh, that's right! dad married the love of your life! you're bitter and alone!' DANNNNNYY GET HIS ASS ONCE AGAIN WE ARE POINTING AND LAUGHING AT VLAD

-'jack, you captured the ghost boy!!' UMM. he did nothing <3 'we have a weapon's vault??' YOU HAVE A WEAPONS VAULT??? and jack didnt put a handle on the inside. of fucking course he didnt! why would you leave that to your son!! or expect him to clean YOUR LAB when its where you work with probably dangerous chemicals and weapons and hes 14!! give him normal chores, like, I dunno, vacuuming, laundry, dishes...CMON. I hate it here. But I'm glad Jack is more chill about danny while he's a ghost, and willing to work with him for this ep. AND. I DID ENJOY JACK PUNCHING VLAD IN THE FACE. AND GENERALLY JUST OWNING HIM. the ghost punchy fists are actually amazing. like yeah, just punch a ghost in the face. that rules.

-ep 20 opens with the coolest fucking ghost lady design. her tattoos can come off and fight. MA'AM. I like ur nose ring and your cape maam hello 👉👈😳

-sam's grandma is hilarious and the most valid member of her family and I love her. thats my grandma now. and tucker covering for sam by dressing as her. thats true friendship <3 also skipping school to go to a goth circus. just bestie things! sam's parents are haters but for all the wrong reasons.

-'my family has controlled ghosts with this for generations!' WAIT. WAIT FREAKSHOW /ISNT/ A GHOST? I didn't expect that...he's just a fucked up guy controlling ghosts? anyway watching danny shoot at police cars and rob banks while mind controlled. its like, the most stereotypical 'bad' things lmao. (tbh an evil ghost circus troupe is a sick concept)

this gives off big deviantart emo edit vibes

(I'm going to assume evil circus reaper danny has a lot of fan content. people love an edgy au, except this one is canon (even tho its via mind control...having the protag go evil otherwise might be hard, I guess?) but au where he stays with the troupe...that has to exist, right?)

ANYWAY. excited to start s2!! lowkey surprised by how many notes some of these posts have gotten. I've gone back and tagged them all with 'dp thoughts' so they're easier to find on my blog! ^^ and I will probably possibly do (more) fanart on my art blog after I finish the watch of the whole show, so like. @sanchoyodraws follow my art blog :)

[sweetsimplyme]

IDK Maybe a new story “does that come in adult size)

Declan O’Rinne  sat at the bar with his friends, Keith Roland, Liam Connelly, Wolfie (Wolfgang)  Zuccaro,, They all had a beer in front of them.

Liam looked at Declan “Dekie Buddy what’s wrong man you been moping about all day.” Liam kind of asked.

Keith laughed and said “ what dude you didn’t get lucky last night?  That Chick Rhianna dude she was way hot man. So what happened.

Wolfie just looked on and lifted his bottle to him and said Bro…

I,  Maylana Young was sitting to the left of I guess Dekie?  He was kind of cute, in a dorky kind of way.   He had  this like  not quite strawberry blonde hair but not quite red either.   He was wearing those dorky glasses, you know the really black frames, kind of thick,  his shirt was a blue dress shirt, his tie, well it was kind of red or rusty , and it hung loose around his neck, like he had just gotten out of the office after a long day. He was wearing jeans, and it looked like sneakers.

I was trying not to listen to what the guys were saying but this dekie guy well he really looked kind of down and it seemed like his “friends” were just busting him down making him look miserable.   I kind of felt sorry for him.

Wolfie  “ Bro how was your date last night?  You didn’t like wimp out or anything did you?”

Dekie “ No Man, the beginning was kind of fun. I took her to the Golden Eagle,  Kind of classy but ya know not too expensive.  At first she was really pretty nice.  She was complimentary about my clothing and my manners.   We were seated and she wanted this crazy lobster dish, and asked the waiter about what ingredients were in it, ya know like cheese and what spices crap like that, and every time the waiter came back with an answer she would ask him more questions.  So ya know I asked  her if she like had a food allergy, she said she didn’t so I asked why all the questions about the meal then? Ya’ Know what said?!

She said because it was fun watching the waiter run back and forth!  I just shook my and stared at her. “

Dude that is messed up Said Keith.

Tell me about it Dekie said. It seemed the more she drank, she kind of got worse. So after dinner I took her home, I walked her to her door. Said good night.

She’s been texting and calling all day asking when we’re going out again. I mean man I am not sure if I want to see her again. Ya know.

Well maybe she was having a bad day and just blowing off steam.  Wolfie said, We do that and you know it.

Yeah but Wolf, we do not purposely harass people because it is fun.

As Declan walked through his door his phone rang again.  This time he picked it up . Hi  Lt, O’Rinne here

Rhianna : Hi Declan, are you avoiding me?  I have been calling all day and texting.

Declan:  Yeah I caught a case this morning and I have been running ever since.  So how was your day today? Maybe 

[tenshindon]

Have you gotten Yamcha for the ask game yet? Or Tien? 😊

i have received Neither Chaps !!! So I will now do them both :) Pause on that :) gonna put this under a Read More since This Will Be Long <3

Yamcha:

Give Me A Character and I Will Answer:

Why I like them:

Uhhhh A Lot Of Reasons. Like. A lot. BUT I will be brief and say I like him because as a kid I always thought he looked cool and I always thought his first fight with Goku was radical. With My Big Man Brain Now I love him for just how sincere of a guy he is? And how loving and friendly and supportive? And I make fun of him for it but the wolf aesthetic genuinely is really cool- not to mention how he loves to change up his outfits and hairstyles!

Why I don’t:

I have no reason to hate this man. Like none exists. In The Most Platonic Way Ever he’s literally the perfect man and I would take him home to meet my mom and even then she would be happy with me dating a man if it was Yamcha Dragon Ball.

Favorite episode (scene if movie):

I have so many favorite Yamcha moments and ergo episodes good god help me BUT I will name ONE off the top of my head so I’m not stuck here forever and I really love the baseball scene in Z for Many Reasons it’s just so good it plays on loop in my brain 24/7 so I Will Say episode 10 of DBZ :)

Favorite season/movie:

The Tien Saga.... legendary.... yes he did get his leg broken but everything before AND after that??? Immaculate. Perfect. Astounding. No The Tien Saga Is Not Therapy But I Will Use It As Such

Favorite line:

Anything Yamcha says is music to my ears and is pure gold, and aside from The Iconic “Looking good, Tien!” quote from Budokai 3, I gotta say my actual favorite quote??

“No big deal. Bones heal, just like everything else.” -Yamcha to Tien in reference to his broken leg after the 22nd World Tournament

Like. It’s SUCH a simple line but it’s SO telling of Yamcha’s character?? Tien literally broke his leg with no concern of the long-lasting effects of doing so, not to mention his dickish behavior beforehand towards Yamcha beforehand. So for Yamcha to just be ready to forgive him at the drop of a hat when he sees Tien’s seem sincerely apologetic? Dude no one talk to me I’m going to write an essay again.

Favorite outfit:

I Mean This In The Most Platonic Way Part II but Yamcha can make Literally Any outfit and hairstyle look good it should be illegal. However I am legally required to choose One (1) outfit and at this point we should all know how much I adore the desert bandit fit of his. It’s just such a classic and cute look to him (not to mention The Sword <3)

OTP:

Oh You Know :) but if you don’t it’s Yamcha and Tien- even as just Friends They’re So Good I’m Going To Write An Essay like god I want what they have so badly.

Brotp:

I love his relationship with Puar, like I genuinely would love a small arc dedicated to how they even became friends in the first place since their origin together is so mysterious yet intriguing? But aside from The Obvious answer I love his brotherly relationship with Goku and Krillin! Unfortunately that relationship wanes as they all get older but I’ll always cherish the moments where he radiated such Big Bro energy.

Head Canon:

I’ve got a dumb amount of headcanons it’s terrible BUT I think my favorite headcanon is that Yamcha’s leg never properly heals after the 22nd Tournament.

Unpopular opinion:

I. Have a lot. Of unpopular opinions. Just genuinely loving Yamcha’s an unpopular opinion in of itself BUT One of my unpopular opinions is that Yamcha’s a flirt, a cheater, and promiscuous. If he’s ever portrayed as a flirt towards women, I can give it the smallest pass in the world that he’s trying to cope but even then that’s such a stretch in my opinion- and I guess this is on top of being a headcanon but Frankly I don’t think Yamcha’s ever even kissed anyone- he’s playing the long game everyone he’ll get his kiss on his wedding day btw that’s like. Partially a joke; I joke around a lot that Yamcha’s Super dedicated to the whole Nothing Until Marriage idea lmao.

A wish:

For the love of God Yamcha pack up your shit and Puar and just move in with Tien your apartment’s shit.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen:

Honestly? I kind of don’t want Yamcha to get a girlfriend? But I also DO because he wants that the most in life and it’d be great to see SOMETHING nice happen to him!

My only gripe with him getting a girlfriend (and hopefully then a wife) would be that his girlfriend wouldn’t be that well defined of a character and she’d just be said in Passing Mentions.

5 words to best describe them:

Perfect, immaculate, loyal, courageous, lovely 

My nickname for them:

Furry, Dumpy, and Wolfie!

Tien

Give Me A Character and I Will Answer:

Why I like them:

Again I Have A Lot Of Reasons BUT I love how like. Deceiving he is as a character. Like ask anyone and 90% of the time people will say Tien’s smart and serious and No Bullshit but no he is exactly the opposite he’s dumb as shit in any department outside of farming and fighting and he’s such a lil’ jackass when breathing next to Yamcha. 

Sincerely though, I absolutely love his character development- it’s one of my favorite arcs in Dragon Ball to be honest but That’s An Essay For Another Time. I also love how funny he can be, intentionally or not, and he’s surprisingly really relatable at times? And just his dedication to fighting’s really neat too; at this point he MUST know he can never be stronger than Goku but he still tries nevertheless and that’s really indicative of his bullheaded personality.

Why I don’t:

You could not pay me to dislike him I’d sell my kidneys for Tenshinhan.

Favorite episode (scene if movie):

Any episode from the gang’s escapades on King Kai’s planet good lord save me. That’s where Tien’s existence shines the best it’s so good.

Favorite season/movie:

His own saga man like. As much as I LOVE Redeemed Tenshinhan I also love how much of a jackass he was like why was he like that LMAO

Favorite line:

Again, aside from The Iconic x2 “Looking good, Yamcha!” quote, I gotta say it’s:

“Yes... sir! <3″ -Tien preparing to strike Goku with the volleyball fist during the 22nd World Tournament.

Also “I left Chiaotzu and Yamcha behind. This seems too dangerous for them.” -Tien to Gohan during the Resurrection F saga

Favorite outfit:

Like Yamcha, Tien’s outfits always hit. Not a SINGLE one misses. BUT I gotta say I love his classic tits-out look- more so for the fact I like how he shows off his scar as a kind of way to say he’s moved on from the Crane School like Damn Son you love to see it :,) Deep reasons aside, my second-favorite outfit’s got to be the Buu Saga listen man everyone just had the Hottest outfits in the Buu Saga you can’t blame me.

OTP:

Oh You Know :)

Brotp:

Tien has Two (2) friends in his life man the pool’s small but even if it WAS larger I would say Chiaotzu anyway LMAO. Love them dudes man.

Head Canon:

Tien is just. Terribly academically and socially stupid. The Social Ineptitude isn’t even a headcanon that’s just fact but when I said he’s stupid in every department But Fighting And Farming I meant it. Flirting with Tien is a nightmare. If you’re not Yamcha or Chiaotzu joking with him is a headache. He’s only smart in the vocabulary department other than that he couldn’t tell you how many planets are in the solar system. He’s dumb as rocks but is smart enough to convince everyone around him he’s smart because he knows what picayune means.

Unpopular opinion:

I have nothing but love and respect for Krillin, but it makes like. No sense to insist Krillin’s the strongest human on earth. Tien does not go hard on that grind 24/7 just for everyone- writers included- to reduce him to such trash when fighting. But why pit two kings against each other you know?

A wish:

Please just give him one good sexy fight that’s all I’m asking for. Also Tien PLEASE use the solar flare you dumb motherfucker YOU INVENTED IT??? Actually all of my wishes are fighting related but yeah Tien for God’s Sake acknowledge how crazy your move kit is and fuck it UP MY GUY.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen:

Tien please don’t get a random wife I fortunately cannot see that happening but for the love of God Toei if you make that happen I will actually commit arson. Any other fear I could have either has come true or cannot happen.

5 words to best describe them:

Deceivingly smart dumbass I love

My nickname for them:

Headass, Slap Head, My Man/s, Bald Motherfucker, Polyphemus Headass (I know Polyphemus is a cyclops but shush), Four Arms, Machamp, Stitch, Roach, King, and Ikea Dresser