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alex-is-emo-or-something · 3 months ago
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Canon
is this anything
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miras-dogshet-pile25101 · 11 months ago
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Kinda a callout but please do not harass this person by any means they're probably a dumb child trying to get me into some stupid drama
Lmao a Meme I made got some Wildehopp shipper mad I
my man can't take a harmless joke srsly and even tried to get me in trouble with the actual creator I
look IDC who ships JudyNick but you cannot be fr the fact you got butthurt over a meme A MEME and I had to block you bc you wouldn't stop being annoying lmao
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My reaction to this info:
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northlight14 · 1 year ago
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Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?
Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?
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keferon · 1 month ago
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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀
Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets
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koolaidashley · 9 months ago
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(for the doodle requests) begging on my hands + knees for Refuge art...... please............
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I will always answer a refuge request 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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demonicintegrity · 7 months ago
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Whos the funniest character in stardew valley and why is it the wizard.
Bro fucked off to the woods and refuses to normally engage in anyone. He wears a wizard hat and robes everywhere, regardless of season. His ex-wife took the furniture but he had magical back ups?? Half of them are just books on the floor anyways. She also took his special spell ink he needs But he can't bear facing her, Mx. Farmer has to get it from her. Does it look like she's moved on?? Wait no don't tell him. Her floor circle to get to and from her place is in his basement. The divorce went so bad she's cursing the valley. He might've fucked someone's wife and had a kid. Makes one helluva maze for spirit's eve each year though.
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woozingie · 2 months ago
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pairing: woozi x afab!reader genre: domestic fluff! word count: girl idk i wrote the whole thing on tumblr like a madwoman (again) content warning: mentions of sex, mentions of menstrual cycle, mentions of plans for BABIES, mentions of money management (shudders) lil note: i am currently coming down with yeonjunitis so i am fighting it off with little woozing stories in my head + i made raspberry choco cookies and vegan chocolate cake this afternoon and they're a banger so let's fight off yeonjunitis
"i made cookies," you announce with a single serving plate in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. it's not like woozi didn't hear or smell the cookies coming to life, but the sentence rolls off your tongue as you proudly present your boyfriend with his afternoon tea. he does not look up from the screen but his enthusiasm is sincere when he answers: "nice", he lets out, eyebrows still furrowed in concentration.
you go back to the kitchen to bring your own cup and plate and finally settle down at the dining table next to the busy man. it's nice to have him home, even if he is off doing his own thing. his presence, the little sounds he makes, talking to each other from one room to the other, giving him control of the sound system in the living room and suffering bruno mars on loop; in a relationship doomed to follow his strict rockstar schedule, the little pleasures are priceless. even sunday afternoons spent pouring over your household finances.
"how much was the stand mixer again?" woozi sighs. the look he gives you is half mental fatigue, half accusatory, so when his hand moves in the direction of his homemade cookie, you playfully give it a slap. "who cares, it's already profitable! if you eat from the stand mixer, you must respect the stand mixer." an eye roll and a smirk are the end of that could-have-been argument. "plus," you add, "aren't you like... proper rich? remind me why we're balancing the books when we could be playing video games? watching a movie? working out? having sex? ...napping?"
now you are casting doubt on the whole operation in jihoon's mind. he tentatively half-closes his laptop, stares at the steam coming out of his cup of tea before closing his eyes with a sigh. "everyone should keep up with their spending. if we want to buy a house, we need to be aware of how much we can afford to spend-"
"we could be napping? and/or having sex? remember?" you barely hold your laughter when jihoon closes his eyes and sighs again at your insistence. you know you are weakening his resolve. but this isn't your first time having this exact conversation, and he comes prepared. hot drink in hand, he argues: "what if we buy a house irresponsibly and there's no money left to have a baby? what if i need to keep working a lot to make enough money to pay for all the baby stuff? what's the point of having kids if i'm never there to see them and take care of them? where's the love in forcing you to be a stay at home mother?"
that usually is the point where you fold and take the receipts out of your purse. after seven years of perseverance, patience and devotion, your maternal instincts are getting out of hand and surprisingly, jihoon's apathy towards children has turned into the shy confession of a growing desire to turn your loving dynamic into a little nest for a brand new person. your fingers softly caress his empty hand, heart bursting at the thought of baby yous and baby jihoons running around. but your lover is unaware of your cycle overriding your rational brain this time around. "where's the love in counting money when we could be practicing baby making? my darling? my love? my genius composer? angel voice? and then have a cheeky nap after?" woozi's serious face falls as he laughs, his eyes forming perfect little crescents, the high-pitched sound of his laughter somehow only making your desire more urgent. it's funny the mundane things that turn you on once you know someone so well you've helped them get boogers out of their nostrils.
"yeah okay, i see where you're coming from," still amused, he feigns deep thought, eyebrows reaching for his hairline, pouting as if to say, 'impressive work'. he quickly bites the last of his cookie and gulps down his cup of tea as he stands up, holding the hand that was caressing his to invite you on your merry way to the bedroom.
"wait!" you stop him dead in his tracks. confused, he turns around and looks on as you reach for your phone on the table. "we need to set a timer, i've got a cake in the oven as well." he spits what's left of tea in his mouth and folds in the middle, holding his stomach with one arm: he is in stitches. it's your turn to feign emotion, and you choose outrage at his lack of trust in your financial decisions. "i told you we were making profits from this bloody stand mixer!"
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sordid-dog · 8 months ago
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draw your fav as this/silly
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can you tell i didnt use any guidelines and i dont know how to shade
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insp
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honksapling · 1 month ago
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he's just a silly goofy guy...let him beee😭😭
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Instances of Mario channeling his inner cat during his fight with Donkey Kong cause its so entertaining to watch;
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Aww, they even animated him doing little paw kneads at the end of it XD;
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diangelo-supporter10 · 2 months ago
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ummmm, ody,,,, you good bro?? your eyes kinda turned red for a sec there bro,,, you kinda tortured a god into submission bro,,,,,, careful you might become the monster there bro 😅
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hexastitchimera · 6 months ago
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The second you stop looking at screaming babies in public as being one (1) cause out of thousands more for your spontaneous irritation flare-ups, the sooner you see they're in the exact same distress as you are, just more vocal about it.
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franklinwvixen · 5 months ago
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Daemon to Simon Strong, an innocent man: IS THIS YOUR FAULT ??[knife to mouth for emphasis]
Daemon to Aly Rivers, obviously guilty, clearly planning to torture him more: I think something is wrong with me. Please, I need help.
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waitwtfismylife · 7 months ago
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brian mays singing voice is so fucking angelic
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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years ago
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Fernando S1E5 - “Mission Accomplished”
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scoliosispunk · 3 days ago
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so i saw. sonic 3 last night.
agent stone. agent stone i am so sorry
(full thoughts in the tags. i am so insane im crazy hey fanfiction writers fix this right now please.)
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