#bro stirder

[canidaria]

slenderstuck alpha kids sprites

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Dirk Stirder

- he/him intersex gay arospec

- lives with his bro, D Strider, a famous director for his absolutely TERRIBLE MOVIES

- dirk wants to be just like him, filming the odd paranormal activities he finds with his somehow-related-family-member, roxy

Roxy Lalonde

- she/he bi (unaware of our current genders and prns bcs I firmly believe in she/he/nya roxy but idk if that existed in the 2000s)

- lives mostly with her dad, occasionally going to her mom’s for the summer

- dirk is the only person he hangs out with those summers

- compsci genius but words everything like a sk8r bro so no one has any idea what she’s saying

Jane Crocker

- egg. He will transition eventually, trust. He/him transmasc butch lesbian

- lives with his brother, Jake, and their grandparents

- vaguely knows who dirk is

- aspiring to never see anyone he grew up with ever again

Jake English

- any pronouns gender apathetic dude. unlabeled sexuality. you ask and he says guess

- lives with Jane and the grandparents, albeit most of the time she’s running off to who knows where doing who knows what

- in the words of the elderly

- adventures around the local forest frequently, speaking to a thing within it

[dirkcapitate-me]

Today stuff

Have been so locked on Nick Stirder I haven’t been able to focus on anything academic all day

Revamped an old Discord account, thought of what’s probably my most brilliant username so far

Opened my main Discord account to a genuine suicide note from my sorta-partner 😕 stop trying to kys bro

[steampunkedparm]

whenever i see fan stuff of bro stirder being actually like. a good guardian to dave i just want to start violently and vicariously crying. you know like. i. fuck.

[davekat-sucks]

If we're going by the rules that ectobiology doesn't actually make everyone related other than to their guardians does that mean ultimate dirk and rosebot just role play as father and daughter? The strilondes really do have a thing for incest huh

They really do. Part of me thinks it begins with how each Strilonde has a strange relationship with their respective guardian. Rose not understand her Mom's affection was genuine and that she was drowning in her sorrows about the end of the world. Dave and Bros' complicated relationship of the harsh training to prepare himself for Sburb and the fact that Bro is also part of Lord English. We don't know much about Roxy and Dirk's relationship with theirs besides the fact that they had died fighting off The Condesce. But we can assume that after their deaths, both have their ways to cope on losing a guardian that left them abruptly and they had to do make do with their own survival. Much like Jake. However, maybe to Roxy and Dirk, they feel like it is also a sense of duty or job to carry on what Alpha Rose and Dave have failed when fighting against The Condesce. For Roxy, she also tries to be the caretaker for all the Carapacians to fill in the loneliness. She does have her friends, but she still wants company to be around and they were the ones there, suffering from The Heiress. She also made a fuckton of Vodka Mutini to play the role of crazy cat lady to fill that emptiness in her life. Dirk focuses on the survival for himself and his friends, to the point he also made robots and an AI to help keep watch or train his friends to be ready for the situation. Latter especially for Jake since Dirk thought he might not be ready and wanted to at least have control of the situation if things do go for the worst. It's a messed up situation all around that therapy alone can't solve their problems. And this is how many cats were in this panel with Roxy that someone counted.

[do-the-striders-ship-stridercest]

Thanksgiving for the striders was filled with Chinese take out after bro burnt the turkey. They are, drank, and laughed into the night eventually passing out on the futon to some hallmark Christmas classic.

They woke up black Friday and lazily smooched each other's hangovers away to go online and get a jump on Christmas over thanksgiving left overs and Gatorade.

[thegrumpyjournalist]

@szablarstwo You have to do this mordk

find out which homestuck kid you are

[everythinghskin-blog]

nihilist-strider replied to your post “holy hell what have i missed?????”

am dbe n im grounded by dad strider

Y eha and Bro is grounded by dad stirder 

[broblerone]

ik i havent been on in a million years but i had to post taht draw of my frands and also i love bro stirder i lvoe him!!!!

[hanaeru]

Jake and Bro from Homestuck. Videos from our photoshoot. Shenanigans ensued. 

Bro attempts to seduce Jake.

Jake: Kira892

Bro: Hanaeru

[discountjelly]

This guy was on the science channel and the only thought that went through my head was that i found bro.

[do-the-striders-ship-stridercest]

yes

Bro likes to cuddle all his brothers and give them a temple smooch as they do normal thing. Dirk tinkering bro walks over and smooch. David reading. Bros arms wrap around his neck and smooch. Dave making cereal soft smooch

[themuffinman1227]

check out this little beauty which I nabbed from the tables of the houstonstuck holiday party.

Illustrated predominately by this guy

I'm not really sure who else to credit cause everyone was passing papers like peace pipes at a tribal meeting and I only know like two people from that table by their url.

[arcanebutts]

LOOK AT MY LIFE

LOOK AT MY CHOICES

(for lustral bby )

[professorgoogoo]

Hahahahahaha why did I draw this.

I'm not going to dignify it with colours.

[do-the-striders-ship-stridercest]

Yes

yes they all do. All of them. 

[professorgoogoo]

You know, it's just lucky that bro happened to be carrying around a baby-sized pair of cool little pointy shades just in case he may have to adopt a baby while he was out.

It's just one of those things that is always important to carry around with you AT ALL TIMES. It's better to be safe than sorry.