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hello could you do a sal fisher x fem reader who is very confident but also really friendly?
Ok so I tried but I wasn’t sure if you wanted smut or fluff I guess it’s just more fluff and to be completely honest is was kinda lazy with it I’m sorry it’s not my best but I hope you like it (probably will delete later)
Sally Face x Fem!r
No major warnings slight smut near the end but just like leaving marks and neck kisses
I believe that he has many insecurities because of the trauma he experienced as a child and because of the mask he wears.
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When you go to the beach, Sal normally doesn't get in the water; he doesn't want his mask to get torn or fly off by a large wave, and if he does, he makes sure it doesn't get above his knees.
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As much as he adores you, he is also envious of your confidence and unaffected demeanor when you fall flat on your face in public. People fall all the time. So, if someone messes up your or his order when getting food, you call the waitress back so they may make the necessary corrections.
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You met for the first time in college. You could say you were popular, but it was more about how kind you were and how many friends you had. You were well-known, but not everyone knew who you were or wished to be like you. So you were sitting in chemistry as the "popular" girl next to the "quiet" guy (it's always the quiet ones). "Woah, that's such a cool mask!"
"Oh, uh, thanks."
"Did you make it yourself or get it from somewhere?"
“It’s just prosthetic." He didn't want to give into too much information since he didn't want to scare you away too quickly. He was surprised you didn't ask him what the mask was for; that hadn't come up in a long time.
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You've been dating for a few months but have only known each other for around a year."Don't you want to know why I am wearing this?"
"I mean, yeah, I've always wondered, but you haven't seemed at ease talking about why you wear it or what happened, but I think you'll tell me when you're ready."
It took him some time. He removed his mask totally about five months into the relationship. He was stunning. You couldn't help but run your fingers through his hair and kiss him like you'd wanted to for so long. His lips were surprisingly soft. Larry and Ash are the only people who have seen his face (his father is irrelevant). You're now staring at him in awe. "I knew you'd look lovely, but I really underestimated myself." He drew you back into the embrace. It was brimming with passion, love, hunger, and lust.
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You feel like it was harder not to kiss him. Consider how many times he's wanted to pull off the mask and make out with you, but he couldn't be too concerned about how you'd scream in fright or slap him for leading you on for so long just to be mortified under his mask. He was well aware that they were ridiculous ideas.
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It was dark and rainy outside, and he had planned to take you out to a nice meal. You had your hair done perfectly, your makeup was simple, highlighting your best features, and you wore a dress that accentuated all of your curves as well as a pair of sneakers to look attractive while remaining comfortable. He was driving with his headlights on, barely able to see due to the heavy rain. "Holy shit, Sal! Stop the car, Sal!" He pushed on the brakes, forcing himself forward as you jumped out of the car. A cat was frozen in front of the car; it was dark, wet, and shivering. You cloaked it in a hoodie.
Your hair was a mess, and what you thought was smear-proof mascara was running down your cheeks. "We don't have to go if you don't want us to."
“No no, I'll just put my hair up and clean my make-up." You walked into the restaurant, garnering strange looks as if you'd been living on the street. "sal table for two?"
The night finished with you leaving markings all over him and him biting into your neck, which was okay because you were willing to wear anything that claimed you as his.
#sally face#sal fisher#sal fisher x reader#sally face x reader#bro is so fine on my knees#I need him 🤭
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WHY IS HE FINE AT EVERY AGE WTF 😞
#guns n roses#rock#80s bands#duff mckagan#duff gnr#gnr#duff#duffy#guns n fuckin roses#mckagan#MEOW#NO BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK#bro aged like fine wine#i love Duff McKagan#HES SO FINE#ONE CHANCE#LITERALLY ON MY KNEES#holy shit#holy fuck i love this man#DUFFLES
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chibi look
hrm what looks AUGHHHHUHHUEHEHHUEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#MENTAL DAMAGE. MENTAL DAMAGE. MORE MENTAL DAMAGE#thye're hugging.....g oh my ga they're..... they...#look at how happy they look. spare my life i beg#someone stop this madness#bro save me HELP#I NEED AN AMBULANCE#AUGHHH MY LEG MY LEG#I LVOE YOU#SHAKES YOU RAPIDLY#lee you are so. falls down to knees#i am dining so finely this afternoon HELL YEAH#gives you a big smooch on the forehead#let's run them over now 🫶#milgram#kazui mukuhara#shidou kirisaki#0507#kazushidou#chibi's ramblings#lee postings
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screenshot redraw challenge for aphelios 😳
paranoia has been playing on loop for the past 2 weeks my fbi agent is begging me to pick a different song
#my art#aphelios#heartsteel#league of legends#heartsteel aphelios#aphelios heartsteel#heartsteel league of legends#bro he is so fine#aphelios please just give me one chance#on my knees#he is so babygirl#sett is about to wreck my shit#i have never played league ngl#but heartsteel almost makes me want to#i love going outside too much to play a moba though
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got an ask that had me stewing about a whole topic and THAT topic had me thinking about another topic
it’s essentially went
> funky is pilot/mechanic and also has his own shop that he runs part time.
> also a surfer
> what if he was a part time life guard
AND THEN I KINDA JUST WENT
#I SAT UP SO FUCKING FAST .#bro literally ………. I thinjk i hauve co#me pulling a sponge.bob and sitting in ankle deep water like i cannot sit on my knees and be just fine#idk so he can save me 😚😚😚#I’m like oooh my hero 😚😚😚😚 he cannot fucking stand me#txt#gush tag! 💌#🦍🏄♂️🌊#silly thoughts once again#sorry 😔💔#I DIDNT MEAN TO MARK YHAT AS MATURE THIS IS NOT N.SFT I PROMISE
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ive never been turned on so quickly. my obsession with rafe will never go away
#rafe cameron#rafe obx#obxedit#my man is so fine#my mannn#im obsessed#im on my knees#obsessed#rafe outer banks#outerbanks rafe#this man actually makes me so horney like it’s insane how handsome he is bro. likeeee wya boo ima take u real quick nd never let you leave😝
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i dont promote or engage in self harm. however i do get the urge to make my scars a little cooler sometimes
#just for the hell of it#like i got scammed when my face and my lip got scraped. but the scar doesnt even cross my lip my face looks fine#i want the edge of my lip to be scarred but the stupid ass pavement said best i can do is lasting hematoma#and i just realized that the side of my knee is gonna fade soon but rn its so awesome its bright fucking white and it makes me look tan#8th grade or so i got the chance for scars near my EYE. but my fucking integumentary system bro#whatever. Whatever 😒😒😒#self harm mention
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Any of de girlies going to sivy ston this yearrr??
#im going#gonna go w my gay shark backpack cannot wait#anyways was watching moto3 this morning#colin veijer is one day older than my crush!!!#knew there was something off about that fucker#hes a male pisces (crowd boo and throws tomatoes)#im rawdogging sivy ston this year :')#which is fine i do solo trips plenty but gahhh!#im so happy bro ive no work til the 10th and before then ive got Silverstone AND seeing korn in Scarborough!!!#I've a job this year thats dangerous#at the signed merch stall like *...why shouldn't i buy a pair of leathers?*#ive already got an acosta signed knee slider i dont need to gasp at his like twelve billion pound sliders this year#but mirs??? will be petting the glass cabinet w them in xx
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johnnys sailor hat>>>
#he looked so fine in it bro 🤤#i need this johnny back#on my knees 🧎#teehee 🤭#hollywood undead#johnny 3 tears
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I love when I accidentally hyperfocus on cleaning my controller and suddenly it's 3am and my knees hurt from not moving from sitting on my legs for hours but it's ok bc now my GameCube controller is slightly less diseased 🥰
I opened that shit up with one of my triwing screw drivers and there was some gross ass shit in-between the top plastic and bottom plastic parts like it had to be scraped off disgusting and some of it didn't even fully come off but it's on the inside and it's really faint anyway but CLEAN YOUR CONTROLLERS!!!!! They get really nasty for some reason
#I have bested Nintendo with my triwing screwdriver#And therefore capitalism#Talk post#BRO MY KNEES HURT SO BAD ISTG they're fine now ofc but like don't sit on your knees for hours or you'll get old man disease#GameCube#gamecube controller
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if i ever draw otso im drawing him w an arrow point at him that says 'loves to suck cock'
#so disappointed that dakota wouldnt let me reciprocate but also i decided that wasnt canon#he likes parties fine but i dont think hes a dancer hes more of a hang out and smoke and drink guy#but he loves to suck cock#orion is all ough im not worth the trouble and in your manager or whatever#bro its not that serious just let me get on my knees for you#anyway. good night yall#oh wait real quick. he is bisexual hes just a penis enthusiast#also he has no plans to act on his crush on orion since dating a band member went soooo well last time 🙄#otso laukkanen#infamous if#op
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urgh......oh...
f!leo gives gentle kisses 💞
#MUTUALS SHUT UP#YOU DON'T KNOW ME#YOU DIDNT SEE THIS#PLEASE#HE IS SO FINE#I WANT HIM TO KISS MY HAND#I WANT TO TAKE HIM OUT ON A NICE SUMMER PICNIC AT SUNSET AND GAZE LOVINGLY INTO HIS EYES#I WANT TO SO BAD#PLEASE BRO#JSUT ONE CHANCE#ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING
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WHERE WERE YOU 😭😭😭😭
(This is Kade bye I changed my name 👍👍👍)
me who dislocated my knee twice, got sick 2 times, and have 10 difficult project at once, and simply forget that tumbler exited:
#Bro my life is a literal anime at this point#Like how do I get sick so bad that I got bedridden#Twice#like wtf#lore fact for the day#I have dislocated my left knee 6 times#And my right 3 times#true story bro#Hope this answers your question :3#Am perfectly fine
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I love being ghosted by HR lmao
#i’m going on long term sick because my knee decided to say ‘fuck it’ and fuck itself up again#because apparently fuck me. i guess#and i told hr about it and told them it seemed like a good idea for me to actually just resign since i don’t know when i’ll be back#and to be honest i don’t really like working there anyway since it plays absolute havoc with my anxiety and also i piss away like £50 a week#on train fares. which is insane considering that i work minimum wage#so i basically tried to tell them like ‘hey i know i need to give 4 weeks notice but can you actually just process my resignation asap#since i really doubt i’ll be coming back and i don’t think it’s fair for me to take a bunch of sick pay when i know i won’t be back’#the way they just haven’t responded#i managed to get my manager to agree to 22nd march as my last day (which.. girl i hate to break it to you but i won’t be in that day either#but okay.) and i sent hr proof of that and they haven’t responded to that either#like HELLO???? are all my emails just going into the void like WHAT IS THIS#bro i’m trying to save you people money and rid you of a substandard employee. you could at least just tell me ‘nah you can’t leave#until the end of your notice period’ like that’s fine. i can very easily get a sick note til then. but just GHOSTING me is crazy#i keep emailing absences like ‘just to let you know i’m still not there’ and they’re not even getting back to me either#makes me wonder what is happening#anyway i’m going to go back to freelancing. no travel expenses and no requirement to be able to walk on two legs#and it pays better than my current job. sure i will go insane in my home by myself but it’s fine#personal
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I swear to fuck if researching workers comp shit for fanfiction made me understand it more just in time to have to file for it myself I will walk into the ocean and let the shrimp take me.
#i did a stupid and tripped at work and fucked my already bad knee right up. cant walk on it now and bro is Ugly bruised#getting x rays today and maybe a referral for PT next year which is fine.#i needed to find one that could help me pick a cane for my bad knee + hip in the first place so?#good thing? merry crimmjs from the universe. fuck up your knee again. get the Healthcare you need.
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Oh em gee guys, I work with this guy named Caigen, and holy shit that is the finest mother fucker I have ever met. Not only is he beautiful, but he is super sweet, and he is super funny too, and quite frankly, I can't believe that he isn't dating anyone and I'm scared to shoot my shot what do I do.
#please help#im confused#what do i do#hes literally so fine im on my knees bro#how is this mf mot taken#and where do i go to fill out that application
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