#bro he‘s never said that

[nopejustnoped]

one thing you will notice if you‘ve ever observed Robin discourse is that no matter who they‘re talking about the complaints are gonna be about their actions from fanfiction and tumblr fanon instead of comics sskkssksk

[billkaulitzwife]

The Outsiders Coping With a Breakup

(ps guys im not over it leave me alone(i also watched the notebook and i hate myself))

Ponyboy

Reading or writing.

How could you ever hurt this little freshman boy he‘s such a sweetheart

He would probably silently cry into a pillow until he thought his lungs were about to collapse or cave in

if this was now … he‘d chain smoke and listen to lana del rey while looking out a moonlit window

he definitely listens to Elvis to get over it.

I don’t know what exactly he would read to get over it but probably some sad ass Edgar Allan Poe. Annabelle Lee lookin ass.

He‘d write the most heart breaking

tear dripping

heavy breathing sad poetry ever.

show him a romance novel.

he’d never stop reading them until he got over it.

just the bare thought of it drives him nuts.

so he reads.

Johnny

if you hurt this man he would probably hurt himself.

he would dream bout it and wake up in cold sweats, tears running down his face.

in all honesty

i think he‘d be artistic with it

he’d somehow turn each and every single tiny thought into something about you

whether it be thinking about a teddy bear then contorting it into nothing but an image of you and him.

he would never be able to look at the places you went together the same.

he would be an artist.

hand him a pencil and he’ll make your heart break and ache.

might etch and sketch on himself to see if you still care.

ps you obviously do.

Dallas

Doesn’t know how.

All this man does is sleep, drink, fuck, repeat.

being honest this manwhore is probably gonna screw every hoe in Tulsa to try and get his mind off of it,

but every path leads back to what he knows best.

he would smoke more,

party more,

drink away all his problems, etc before facing a problem head on.

people may see him as this

uhh

violent gang member hoodlum kid guy man

but deep down hes really just a kid who wishes he couldve given his momma one more hug

a kid that needed to be loved.

a kid that was never taught how to be loved.

Adelaide

crier.

she’s a big ol’ crier, but it doesnt matter since thats not the only way she copes.

she loves to paint and puts every emotion into her paintings.

she may’ve become a kleptomaniac since she needs the supplies.

the curtis boys would

PERSONALLY

kill you if anything happened to her

one heartbreak and shes done for

love? whats that? it isnt real?

dont hurt her no matter what.

she would also turn to cigarettessss (as if she doesnt smoke enough).

adelaide would develop stage five lung cancer before even admitting that love could in the slightest exist anymore.

Sodapop

working.

soda seems like the kinda guy to go through a breakup and cry a lot

but the only thing that really helped was work.

he’d probably get a raise

yk with how hard and how much he’d be working to get over it.

his siblings would warn him about not overworkimg himself

and guess what.

he didnt listen and got really sick from all the stress.

i know for a fact he would keep away from cigarettes even if someone said they help and he believed it

he would only ever listen to the radio

hoping and praying that when he’d hear a love song he‘d hear your voice

Darrell

probably the most sane of everybody while dealing with his bs

he wld obviously be heart broken

but not to the point he needed some insane coping mechanism.

he would probably meditate.

i mean this is the sixties cmon he’s either gonna do wxxd

or meditate.

as soon as a thought of you came up and his mind started to panic he would sit on the couch and

well.

relax.

he probably has the healthiest coping mechanism he’s definitely got his life together

the others are jealous as fuuuuck

Steve

bro wouldnt eat.

every time he thought about the breakup

he thought it was because he was strong enough

or that he was too chubby for his girl.

one time he passed out while on the way to work and the gang freaked out so bad

they couldnt take him to the hospital so they carried him home and stuck a juice box in his mouth

eventually his ass woke up and they all cheered like the war had just ended “HIP HOORAY!”

but then in all seriousness

he needed to get his weight back up so the curtis kids make him eat at their house

even if he says he ate.

theres always snacks for him laying around thay house from then on out

Two-Bit

drinking.

do i have to explain.

in the novel pony said two-bit was famous for shoplifting and his black-handled switchblade…

but for some reason i know he wouldnt shoplift any more.

(he sure did teach adelaide how to tho)

along with his love for “shopping” you gotta remember he’s a heavy alcoholic

he’d drink away all of his problems and thoughts until he blacked out.

his buddies would think its just your average keith

but in all reality he’s really struggling

even though he seems like the usual drunk happy joking guy

HE IS HURTTT.

okay thanks for watching todays vlog

if u ever need to vent please dont be scared to message me bruv im sure Ik how to help.

[xxnghtclls]

idk...i feel like sukuna could be asexual but also i can see him as being very picky about it to the point where he forgets about sex cuz there is nobody really worthy of him and he wont spend his time playing with someone boring to him. he got some high standards...i mean he even went without it for 1000 or more years...but his sus comment about nobara and his question where are the women? made me think about him in this way. would he really just force someone cuz he is in the mood for it? cuz his character is all about self pleasure? the ego basically. what do u think about this :D

Oof this is a hot topic. I wondered when I will be asked about this. I like how you say it made you think cause it made me think as well.

On twitter the Nobara thing was a shitstorm oh lord 😆

Well. I hope I don’t get cooked, but my current thoughts to that are:

For one: I think its stupid to put a headcanon out as a fact like this (him being a rpist) because it‘s not explicitly stated anywhere.

But second: I think it‘s also not really wise to think that he ever asked for consent for anything… ever. He eats people and I doubt he asked for consent there too. - that‘s just my opinion. He‘s a evil mf and I doubt he asks nicely for things (when its not a binding vow like he did with yuji but he kinda went cruel there too lol)

The comment about „where are the women“ was 100% about he wanting to eat them tho, cause he says that he got sick of eating curse meat.

When I saw the Nobara scene for the very first time, I admit that my first thought was too that he meant… the other thing.

However, we learned a lot about him since then and honestly, I think this whole situation can‘t be answered, because we simply don‘t know.

For me it‘s more the question, like you said, if he was interested in sex at all. He describes humans as insects, kinda questionable if he was interested in them sexually. Someone posted the panel where he fights Yuji and says „That Kenjaku did the grossest things“ which can be an argument that he finds sex disgusting even, especially because he thinks he‘s standing above humans.

Sukuna says on one hand he never thought of anyone to satisfy him, but on the other hand that he just takes what he wants and plays with it, „eats“ when he wants to eat (although in his case I‘m sure it‘s meant literal 😆), shows for me that he literally just does what he wants. And I think thats a big ass character trait of him in general.

For now I think we have to assume he wasn‘t interested in anyone.

However I think it‘s stupid for people to put the Yorozu panel as proof, saying he didn‘t flinch at a naked woman… like bro it was a public event don‘t you expect to have him some self restraint? What was he supposed to do? Get a nosebleed? Go crazy and fuck her on that podium? Sigh

ALL IN ALL: We don‘t know. And we probably never will. I wouldn't argue strongly for or against it because I think theres a lot up for interpretation and imo there are stupid arguments in both sides.

So this whole discussion is shit anyway imo because FOR ME he wouldn‘t be someone worse or less worse if he did stuff or not. He‘s just evil. Living the hedonistic life. And he eats people. That's all we need to know.

[moon0fairy]

Ted Lasso 3x08 commentary aka me suffering:

Jamie as Richmonds talisman aww and him and Rojas making a goal hehe

Yes Rupert suffer

Ted :(

Wait is his full name Jake Jacob ??

Akwaard~

Uhh Jacks tattoos

Girlfriends

Preparing myself for the bad news

Not a Nate scene I expected, he‘s so awkward hdgsjs

Look not to judge anyone by their looks but Jade gives of queer vibes

Oh no Keeley :(

Loved the whole locker room scene. Trent + his rainbow cup, Beard and Roy just watching behind the window, Beard agreeing with what Trent said

Roy asking if he wanna talk about it, look at the growth !! And immediately regretting it haha

Omg Trent is about to experience the diamond dogs for the first time he ain‘t ready

Trent experiencing a cultural shook hdjsks he looks so confused

Trent: 🤨

„You can‘t worry about something that hasn‘t happened yet“ (good advice bestie, still won‘t take it)

the amount of time I need to recover from Trent‘s „woof“ is embarrassingly long

AND WE DIDN’T EVEN SEE TED’S REACTION

Not Nate thinking Rupert would come over 🫡

Trying to recreate his own Diamond Dogs oh boi, bro really needs someone to talk

Those are terrible tricks and I hope this one guy burns this book and never speaks of it again

Noo not Ted learning Oscar Wilde is dead 😭😭😭

Knock on wood

Keeley don‘t read the comments :(

That‘s a terrible statement oh wow

Damn Jamie thats an impressive collection

Oh no Colin bestie what are you saying, that‘s too much and completely inappropriate

Thank you Isaac!! Thank you Jamie!!!

Bumberbatch, I wanna know your secrets

You would think Colin would be extra careful

Pain suffering… are Roy and Jamie gonna try to comfort Keeley ????

What did Jamie see…

The look Isaac gave Colin, fearing for my life right now

Isaac you just gave a whole speech about not looking at photos without permission😭😭 the pure panic and fear in Colins face

Suffering, only suffering (predicting a Colin and Trent talking about it scene)

Not even a word, this hurts so bad

I hope that teacher rots in jail wtf

Now I‘m scared that Jack will release the statement against her will (People are making me doubt her and I hate it)

Roy… why would you ask that …

Yeah Jack you should have asked :(

Look if I didn‘t know better and you just gave me that scene, I would 100% believe that Ted and Beard are a gay couple with their son

Not the west ham match🤡 Beard you‘re iconic for that

Damn Henry really loves Nate huh

„Friend“.. didn‘t you say in the beginning you wanted to show everyone your „girlfriend“ ?? (Not that she has to be out to everyone but this felt different)

Mae being petty love that for her

„Cause my dad does.“🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Rebecca asking the real questions, chapter Michelle is over!!

„You need to stop letting yesterday get in the way of today“

Jack…..

Jamie apologizing 🥹 being accountable matters !! Whoo

The whole scene about his password was hilarious jsksks

Henry ignoring Jake, that‘s right

[collarbjt]

Watching SPN 704

That Egyptian god‘s court makes no sense at all lol

Wow wait, Jo again…I missed her. So glad to see her.

Sammy would be a good lawyer. absolutely

Some ass you just met? Lol boy that ass is your bro😂

Second witness is Dam himself, oh…Dean‘s lawyer‘s gone

Well everyone knows Dean‘s disrespectful for himself,,, Wish he feels better about himself

Ofc his guilt would never gone, as long as he‘s alive … even though many things aren’t his fault

Jo deserves better…I hope she‘s life lasts a little longer

“I didn‘t wanna do it alone“ I remember the pilot episode. Sam said you can , and then Dean answered-Yes I can, but I don’t want to. Yes Nobody wants to do it alone.

Jo is still Dean’s and also my little younger sister…

Well Dean at that moment, you have to said that you raised him well. What a frank words they said to each other

I feel that Kitsune on 703 episode will be a hiuge problem later…

[andvys]

bro i am literally disgusted with this generation seriously, sometimes i wish social media wouldn’t exist or anything. yesterday i strolled through twitter and i literally have read a tweet about joseph that someone said „fuck his ugly face and stop flirting with literally everyone around, this white ugly manwhore!“

bro i instantly uninstalled twitter. i mean, if people have a problem with joseph then why they don‘t just ignore him and scrolling past him everytime they see him instead of hating on him. he didn’t do something wrong and people hating on him like he‘s doja cat or something, bc she‘s problematic asf. he‘s literally so sweet and kind to literally everyone, even the fact he almost got hit by a car because „fans“ can‘t respect his privacy is just fucking sick. and still, he so kind to his fans even the fact he should start snapping at them when they don‘t respect his privacy seriously. i hate this generation and social media.

#justiceforjoseph!

oh what the fuck? I have a twitter account but I don’t use it so I don’t keep up with the stuff that people post there but I heard that it’s toxic.. that shit makes me so mad though. I’ll never get why people have to say and post cruel shit like this. The way they cussed him out too? I hope someone does the same to them. Whoever it was must be very miserable and bored with their life to take the time out of their day to post this bullshit. Fuck them.

I’m glad that he’s not active on social media, it’s bad enough that he has to deal with some crazy obsessed “fans” who invade his privacy all the fucking time, he doesn’t have to see the shit that some people say about him. I feel so bad for him..

If you don’t like someone then don’t keep up with that person? It’s that easy.

[tom--22--felton]

About the Anon and them knowing the guy who‘s he crushing on: Yeah well … i mentioned that a long time ago (here too) just never said the name. That’s the guy he often meets (without anyone knowing it). That guy is not so fond of social media. And it‘s always obvious when Tom talks about him, like he‘s talking about his crush. He‘s been pretty honest about him in the past (actually saying the truth all the time, but people were like: Aww Bros, aww besties). Now he‘s s bit more reserved but it‘s still obvious. So Anon, yeah … I‘m with you on this!

It looks like you definitely have another friend of Tom's in mind, as the person you describe doesn't sound like Zach :))

[dontknowplshelp]

hello, can i ask how would law, kidd, amd killer would react if their crush confesses to them?

hii, thank you for your request <3

Their Crush confessing to them

-> with Law, Killer & Kid

Law

„do you even know what you‘re talking about?“

we all thought he was smart and would see it coming, but he didn’t

IT TOOK SO LONG FOR HIMSELF TO REALIZE HIS FEELINGS, HOW DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW?

if you ask him in a few years how he remembers his reaction, he’ll say that he was calm and collected

LET ME TELL YOU IT WASN’T LIKE THAT AT ALL

your confession came so unexpected that he didn’t have time to think about a reaction

he was blushing but was also kinda angry??

angry that he’s not the one to confess first

won’t answer you tho, he’ll wait for the right moment to say it

he’s also scared to confess hahshhshsh

Killer

doesn’t say anything

he’s a man of a few words

but his silence says more than thousands of words

for him to fall for you, he has to know you really well

and so do you

you’ll notice what his silence means

there are too many thoughts floating around rn

just don’t say anything for a moment and let him clear his mind

it might take some time-

but it’s worth it, you’ll probably never forget those words ever again

„i love you too“

Kid

bro what should i tell you?

how did you even find the courage to confess💀

well yes, his crush on you was kinda obvious so why not shoot your shot right :)

what his reaction to your cute ass confession was?

„huh?“

bro‘s brain just said bye bye👋🏻

„what bullsh*t are you saying?“

HE‘S SO EMBARRASSED AND TRIES NOT TO SHOW IT

but don’t worry, you’ll get your answer another day

maybe when he’s drunk or when you’re in danger idk

he won’t say ily tho

more something like „you turn me on“ JKJK HAHSHSHHSHSHS

„i care for you“ or „you’re important to me“

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Thanks to brainrot and remembering this post of mine, I got some more things that could happen regarding the battle subway in a potential Gen 5 remake

1) Apparently in the postgame of Gen 5.2 you can fight N whenever you feel like it for rematches. This but make it Emmet in front of a closed subway entrance. He has two possible teams to fight you with.

1.5. aka a variation of point 1 that doesn’t necessarily fit but seems fun) There are no double battles. But if there are, his team is always made up of three Pokémon from each single team, and when defeated he‘ll say this was the first one he fought in quite a while. Chandelure will always be part of the team.

1.5.2): He doesn’t even vaguely reference his brother. Nothing at all. If you didn’t play either the originals or PLA, you wouldn’t have ever known he was once one half of a now broken set, the only trace left being that his pose sometimes just feels incomplete.

2) The subway was not replaced by another facility like the battle tower was replaced by the maison, but instead renovated to be even bigger and better! And now it’s finally open just in time for post-game for the first time since the people in charge changed!

2.5) everything is the same but 1) does not simultaneously happen here.

3) The Subway is closed for renovations during main-game, but in post-game there’s a new NPC you can talk to who‘s investigating something but lacks any leads. Through another NPC, you find out that it‘s not being renovated, but actually closed for investigation regarding weird occurrences that were first seen in Alola but have now since spread. Now if you go back to the first one, he joins you to discover more. At the beginning, all lines are closed, maybe due to a power outage, but the further you get in this little sidequest, fixing the different issues with the subway system, the more lines become available once again. Each time you advance, you find out some more about your partner. As it turns out, he‘s not actually interested in the happenings themselves, but is instead searching for someone he was separated from and can’t find again, a man who looks exactly like him yet couldn’t be more different.

3.5) Depending on the version of the game, the NPC‘s coat and hat color is a different one, mirroring the color of the other edition.

He never said it was the other person that vanished first.

Bonus 3.5.2) the happy but maybe slightly crack ending idk this is Pokémon what even counts as crack here:

at the end of the quest a portal/ ultra wormhole (depending on if Ultra Beasts are ever gonna be a thing again) opens on the tracks and we go all aboard a train to go through it full speed ahead, like in Gen ultra 7 but instead of riding a legendary Pokémon by titling the console it’s subway surfers. (Which I didn’t notice was a horrible pun until I wrote it).

There we come across Arceus/Giratina/a new Ultra Beast/any other legendary Pokémon, as well as the missing bro in question just being there for some reason, and we get to defeat and/or catch it (maybe while the finally reunited bros make it happen Gamefreak please hold off some random team grunts or someone else who decided to crash the party by double battling. After the battle the twins are officially reunited, Ingo finally remembers Emmet’s name, and we find out the brother in question was in this place because Ingo was waiting for his back to the future-train to arrive/Emmet decided he wants to fight god.

(If it’s the version with Emmet being in this dimension, Ingo already got back the same way the PLA player did. Or maybe he just fell though another random portal. Or one of the games is a different reality with Warden Emmet instead of Ingo. All the games are separated into multiple timelines/realities for each game of a Gen anyways, who says this can’t be the case for PLA just because we only got one. Listen I just really like the thought of this wth moment that would happen if we saw that Ingo just randomly chills in Unova when he‘s the one that vanished?? And Emmet should be here? But he‘s not??? What’s going on?? And also parallels to the colors of the games! You can’t just have two separated twins that are mirrors of each other in the colors of the games with their main Pokémon’s types matching the Legendaries with the same theme, and have one pair switch but not the other.)

Anyways they ask for a double match with the player, we defeat them, everyone goes home and after this the Battle Subway fully opens and functions like it always had, yay for everyone because if Gamefreak doesn’t give them a happy ending I will.

[rachetmath]

Jaune vs Mercury

Mercury: None of you understand me. What I’ve been through was hell. My father-

Jaune: Okay shut the f*** up.

Yang and the others are shocked that Jaune said something especially when someone is talking about their past.

Jaune: What?

Ren: Jaune he was-

Jaune: Nope. Listen, Mercury, bro-bro, if you hate your dad that much, why not use your skills to help people? Why are you doing any of this?

Mercury: Um.

Yang: Jaune, ch-

Jaune: Bitch, f*** you. You don’t know what it’s like. Listen, Mercury, I already have to deal with seven girls and three guys with issues. Those issues don’t even justify them as people.

Nora: Woah didn’t you-

Jaune: Cheated Beacon? Yeah, but is that a concern now?

Ren: He‘s right. It really is minor at this point.

Jaune: Mercury, all I can say is this, you got Emerald. More importantly, if you join our team, you can do whatever the f*** you want. Just ask Emerald and Oscar.

Mercury: But how can-

Jaune: Again, Emerald or any woman or man, if you’re into that, just do right by them. Hell, if you have a kid just raise them better than how your dad raised you. Stop being in your daddy’s shadow.

Mercury: Oh.

Jaune: I already had to save three relationships plus one. Three of them are Ruby’s and only one of them saved themselves. However, Penny I had kill. Rest her soul.

Ruby: Jaune I’m so-

Jaune: Just stop being an asshole.

Yang: Okay, Jaune, first off that was rude and he’s not going to change sides beca-

Mercury: Oh Emerald, I‘m happy you’re alive.

Emerald: Oh Mercury.

Mercury and Emerald hug it out.

Jaune: You were saying.

Yang: … F*** off.

Jaune prepares to leave.

Ruby: Jaune um where are you going?

Jaune: To the store. I’m going to buy some flowers, wine, and chocolate and write a letter of apology.

Weiss: To who?

Jaune: Ms. Goodwitch. I hate to be that guy but if she had to deal with James, Qrow, and Ozpin’s issues while helping us then… damn she’s the best teacher. Like damn, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I know how she feels now. Shit.

Beacon Academy in Glynda’s Office

Oobleck: Ms. Goodwitch, sorry to intrude, but we have package for you.

Glynda: From who?

Oobleck: Mr. Arc.

Glynda: Bring it in.

Oobleck did so. He brought the package, gave it to Glynda, and left. Glynda opens it only to find her some chocolate, wine and safely covered purple flowers. She was almost stunned until she saw a envelope inside the flower. She opens it and states, “Sorry for my bitching. I’m starting to realize how much you had to put up with. Please forgive me for all the things I’ve done. I know I still have long ways to go. But I promise I will return stronger. The girls and Ren are fine as well. I’m trying to keep them alive as best I can. Thank you for my being my teacher and some level the mother I somewhat needed in my life. Love, your not so favorite student, Jaune Arc. (P.S: Sorry about Ironwood. My bad. Also semblance heals people.)”

Glynda: *tears falling from her eyes* I’m so glad their safe. But at the same time I’m worried. Okay, writing him back.

In Vacuo

Nora: Jaune. Ms. Goodwitch brought you something.

Jaune: What? Really?

Jaune opens a letter from Ms. Goodwitch. It states, “Dear, Jaune. I am glad that you and your friends are okay. After that broadcast I have no choice to assume you know about Salem. So I will say this. I’m sorry about Pyrrha. I know you were sad by her death. I knew we could have taken one of your friends away and I wished it never came to that conclusion. I want you to know I also knew that about your fake transcripts. I just made the choice not to say a word. After all you proven you had the guts and qualities of becoming a leader and hunter, with the right guidance of course. I hope to see you again. Make sure everyone is safe. And continue to be there for your team. As always. Love you. Love, Glynda Goodwitch.(P.S: Also keep team RWBY out of too much trouble.) ”

Jaune: *cry* I really miss her.

[duckymcdoorknob]

Locked In

Warning! This is a tickle drabble

Ships: None

Warnings: tickles.

The Breakdown: Lee Sero and lers Kaminari and Kirishima

Prompt: He‘s not quite sure how it happened. But Hanta Sero is now stuck in the headrest of Kirishima’s car at the mercy of his two friends.

Tags: @cupcake-spice13

Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Hanta Sero, the great, unbeatable, Tape Hero: Cellophane, is stuck. How in the hell did he let this happen? He should’ve known there was an ulterior motive.

-|-

“Hey Sero! Come try this!” Denki cooed, pulling his ankle from the headrest of Kirishima’s car.

“Try what?” Sero asked as he sat in the backseat.

“Try to get your ankle in and out of this thing! It’s fun!” Denki chimed.

Sero grinned evilly, he just had to turn everything into a competition... poor kid.

“Yeah? I bet I could do both at the same time!” He barked with a grin, slipping off his school shoes.

Denki gasped, “No way! That’s so dangerous bro, you could get stuck!”

Sero waved him off, placing his left ankle in first. He removed it with ease. Then the second one, easy peasy.

When it came time for both, Sero regretted his decision. He slipped both ankles in at the same time. One on the left, one on the right. Then it happened.

Click, click.

“Now you’ve done it. Heh. Dumbass.” Denki cooed.

“Oh you’re a funny freakin’ guy arentcha?” Sero snapped as he struggled to free himself.

-|-

“Sero you’re a little bit of an idiot.” Kirishima cooed, slipping into the drivers seat.

“Shut up!” Sero whined in response. Damn it. Kirishima was right.

“Hey! Don’t be so mean! Kirishima is right, you never listen to my ideas.” Denki barked as he shifted in his seat on the passenger’s side.

“Yeah. Great, thanks!” Sero spat, “I try to be a good friend and try stupid shit with mine, but noooo. You assholes have to ruin it.”

“Hey you’re the one who made it into a challenge.” Denki replied with a shrug of his shoulders.

“Uggggh- you made your point. Just get me out of this stupid thing.” Sero said with a groan.

“Hmmmm... should we Denks?” Kirishima inquired.

“Hmmmm... I don’t think so, Kiri.” Denki replied.

“C’mon guys! This isn’t fair!” Sero whined, panic bubbling inside him.

“D’aww! Poowr Sewo!” Denki cooed with a baby voice, “You think this is unfair? Heh. Let’s get him, Kiri.”

Sero writhed back and forth, protests leaking from his lips. “Whatever you’re gonna do, you better not!”

Denki couldn’t help but chuckle. “Already begging? That was quick.” He brought a single finger up to Sero’s socked right foot and swiped it down.

“Denki no! Don’t you dare! Not like this!” Sero begged, trying to pull his foot from its prison.

“Mmmm. I don’t think so.” Denki cooed, once again swiping a finger up and down. The pace was slow and steady, but mother of god was it agonizing for poor Sero.

The tape hero snapped his eyes shut, slapping his hands over his mouth. Not like this.

“Oh come on buddy. Don’t make Kiri have to join in.” Denki egged them both on, now adding another finger to his tickly assault.

Kirishima’s lips turned into an evil grin. He watched carefully, surveying the boy’s pace. Soon enough, he was matching perfectly.

“NGH- g-guys. C-c’mon!” Sero squeaked from behind his hands.

“Mmm. Nope. You should’ve known better than to listen to Denks.” Kirishima replied, changing his torturous ways. He dragged three fingers up from the heel, to the ball of the trapped boy’s foot, letting his nails scratch on the way down.

Snickers leaked out of Sero’s lips as the boy dropped his hands and grit his teeth. Bingo. Denki soon mimicked Kirishima’s motions, grinning evilly.

“Guhuhuhuhuys. Stahahahahahap.” Sero’s voice was barely audible.

“Lighter touch puts you in stitches doesn’t it? We remember from when Ojiro got you in the common room.” Denki noted, averting his gaze from his hands to the trapped boy’s face.

Mother of god was he red.

“Ihihihis thihihihis eheheheven faihihihir?.” Sero covered his face in embarrassment, barely kicking up a fight anymore.

“I think we should really hear him laugh. Kirishima?” Denki nudged his head toward the door, the redhead picking up on his plans immediately.

The left backseat door opened quietly, unbeknownst to their victim.

“Surprise attack!” Kirishima cried, pulling Sero’s arms into the headrest above, sealing them in with a click.

“Kirihihihihi! C’mohohohohohohon!” Sero whined.

“Denks you gotta cover both feet, he’s barely giggling anymore.” Kirishima noted, crawling into the backseat.

“Not my fault you haven’t done your job yet!” Denki bit back, soon spidering his fingers a little harder along both of Sero’s feet.

The trapped boy thrashed about, “DEHEHEHEHENKIHIHIHIHI! NOHOHOHOHOHO!”

“Denki yes!” The evil torturer cooed, “your turn Kirishima! Bring it home.”

“Sorry in advance bro.”

Kirishima gently untucked Sero’s uniform shirt, pulling it up above his head and onto the headrest.

“KIHIHIHRIHIHI DOHOHOMYHYHYGOHOHOHOHOD!!” Sero wriggled in vain, he couldn’t escape. He could only sit, and laugh, and pray his attackers have mercy.

Kirishima smiled warmly, “love you buddy, but I wanna hear you laugh.” He whispered in the boy’s ear.

As if he wasn’t red enough. Damnit Kirishima.

Kirishima brough his hands up to spider under the boy’s arms.

“GUHUHUHUHUHUYS STAHAHAHAHPIHIHIHIT!” Sero was practically howling with laughter.

“Nah bro! Don’t waste time! He’s almost done. Go for the death spot.”

“NOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHO DEHEHEATH SPOHOHOHOHOT!”

“Hmm. Yes death spot.” Kirishima replied, digging a finger in the trapped boy’s belly button.

“KIHIHIHIHIHIRIHIHIHSHIHIHIMAHAHAHAH! CAHAHAHANT MOHOHOHOVEHEHE!” Sero’s laughter quickly moved silent.

“Okaay seems like we’re done.” Denki notes, ceasing his attack.

Kirishima lifted his hands almost immediately, in clicking the headrest. Denki does the same. Sero shortly after curls into himself. The boy pants with a dangerous glare at his friends.

“Why don’t uh. Why don’t we go for a drive?” Kirishima inquired nervously.

“Okay!” Sero replies happily, clicking on a seatbelt.

“You’re gonna kill us when we get back arentcha?” Denki asked, biting his lip in anticipation.

“Oh god yes.” He replied with a chuckle, “and? I’m gonna make sure I do it in front of Bakugo. You shits don’t stand a chance.”

“Let’s get some boba tea!” Kirishima’s voice was an octave higher, he was clearly nervous? Excited? Fearful?

“Cool. Your treat?”

“Uh. Sure...”

Sero chuckled and kicked his feet up on the back of Denki’s chair and chuckled evilly. They were so screwed when they get back to the dorms.

[nyahstrg]

yuuji dating nanami‘s daughter

cw: grammar errors, making out, mention of hickeys and love bites

genre: fluff, slight nsfw

format: headcanon, drabble

pronouns: she/her

how you met;

- okay so WHAT has this boy got himself into?

- the first time he laid his eyes on you he felt like in a romance manga

- immediately asking megumi who this fellow classmate is

- boy lost his social skill by approaching you immediately

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"hey! i‘m ita-" the pink haired boy tries to say why he walks over to you, already lifting a hand.

"oh, hey." you elegantly turn around. is the sun brighter on your skin or is this shinning around you normal? "i, ehh..."

you giggle and hide your mouth quickly with your hand as you see the pink haired boy blushing.

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- yuuji.exe stopped working

- boy is a isjp pisces, he WON‘T be rational

- from there one he follows you everywhere around, not that you mind, it‘s cute

- he just loves your warm aura and smile, and laugh, and the way you would talk about your interest, the way you would listen to him even though he‘s stammering or talking nonsense

- sukuna makes fun of him for running behind a woman like that but yuuji couldn‘t mind less

- since you grew up in tokyo, you show him all your favorite shops and restaurants

- insist in paying for your food and carrying all you shopping bags

- always tries to go alone with you so it feels more like a date

- being pouty when megumi/nobara joins since he likes to be alone with you

- everyone including you knows about his huge crush, it’s public knowledge

- you‘re not the mean type so you don‘t say no, you even enjoy getting his attention (bro, i would)

- he even arranges a WHOLE picnic date for you, which his brother todo suggest, guaranteeing he will get you with that

- yes you develop a pretty cute relationship and faster than you know, you start dating ♡

him finding out your nanamis daughter;

- boy was never this shocked/surprised in his life, not even when he found out he got possessed by a 1000 year old curse

-was definitely after the time nanami tutored him so he knew this man and your personalities were quite different

- you always talked about your lovely dad, who adopted you when you were 10, made you these cute lunch boxes with panda formed onigiri, would sing you lullabies, spoiled you and were literally such a softy..................for you

- yes, all these things were about the nanami kento

- even gojou didn’t knew you were his daughter, literally nanami told non of his fellow sorcerer about you

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"[y/n]....does he know, we date?" yuuji asked you, still shocked about the reveal. you chuckled slightly and then looked shamefully away.

"[y/n]!"

"i‘m sorry...the thing is, he‘s just really protective of me and to convince him attending jujutsu high was already hard, but to get a boyfriend...." you sighed, remembering how he would literally flinch when he heard some stranger male name come out of your mouth.

yuuji hide his face frustrated in your chest, while you were going with your hand through his fluffy hair. "don‘t worry, he will be maybe a bit mad that i didn‘t told him earlier but he won‘t do actually anything." you tried to ressure your boyfriend.

he lifted his face a bit and smiled sadly. "and what if he kills me?" you cupped his cheeks. "he won‘t, because i love you."

how nanami finds out yuuji dates you;

- lemme prepare my tee, because the drama is getting hot in here

- there were many times nanami almost caught you...

- one of them: when you were in your room, making out, you on his lap, bruising each others lip while leaving love marks on your necks. what you didn‘t see coming was nanami heading to your room to check up on his little daughter. so when you heard him talking in the corridor with gojou you two went apart faster than sukuna could cut pizza slices, re-arranged your clothes and placing yourselves both apart as far as you could — it was close, too close.

- so a reminder to the hickeys, yuuji did them all the time despite you telling him to stop

- BUT this boy LOVED touching you, and hugging you from behind while you sit on his lap, kissing your neck and do them love bites and spots

- and you weren‘t innocent too, since you always caught yourself moving your mouth to his perfect jawline and throat, doing more than just kissing

- so nanami wasn‘t stupid, silly of you two to think he wouldn‘t connect the dots

- yuuji having these dark spots on his neck once in a while when he sees him, scolding him for walking around like that

- seeing you having the similar spots on your throat, just that you always tell him it was your heated curler

- as i said, he‘s not stupid

- and a pattern of events showed when he sometimes wanted to check on you whenever he was in the jujutsu facility just to find you 'studying' with yuuji in his or your room, being busy jogging with him or currently hanging in the city

- it was always yuuji, rarely megumi, nobara or some other student

- and yuuji having these marks on his skin but never been seen with a girlfriend or rather a different girl than his precious daughter

- and you having these similar dark spots

- you two are dating in secret in front of him but not making it look really secretive

- so when he was sure his assumption were right he did was had to be done and called gojou for a meeting who happily accepted

- he asked his white haired colleague straightforward

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"is itadori dating y/n?" the seriousness in his voice was impossible to miss and even though gojou wasn‘t any of them both, he felt caught and like he was in trouble.

his face was answer already answer enough. "nanami...i wanted to tell you, hehehe." gojou laughed nervously and started to panic eat his mochis.

the anger built up inside of nanami, he felt fooled. "no you didn‘t and they too."

how nanami confronts you tw0;

- it was a nice afternoon on a weekend

- your lovely dad invited you to a dinner, just the both of you like always

- different than your usual dinners, he insisted to cook the food alone

- you didn‘t think much of it, assuming he wanted to surprise you with something so you happily arrived in front of your apartment

- but when you entered your dinner room you were surprised to not only see that perfect cooked food but also your boyfriend, sitting on the table, uncomfortable looking down

- "hey, ba- ahem, i mean y/n." he looked so pale you had the urge to check up on him but you couldn’t move, not with this stare on your side

- nanami pulled the chair beside yuuji back "common, sit down y/n."

- nanami smiled slightly making this whole scenario more frightening

- you looked at yuuji while you sit down, meeting your panic with his

- yes you two were f*cked

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"you didn‘t bothered to inform me of your relationship?" nanami took a sip from his drink, enjoying the position he was in.

you chocked on air. there was no way you would get out of this easy. yuuji‘s palms were sweating while he rubbed them against each other. like a reflex, you placed your hand on top of his to get him calm, just a little.

"dad, i...." you squeezed your boyfriend’s hand. "i really wanted to tell about....us, but-"

"but what? you forgot? never had the right moment? for 7 months?"

yuuji and your gaze met again. Gojou!

"listen dad, when we started dating so suddenly and i knew how you felt about me having a boyfriend...i just really was afraid." this time yuuji squeezed your hand, hoping the comfort would make you feel less anxious right now.

"you shouldn‘t be afraid to tell me the truth and hide a relationships." his tone was less angry or threatening, more soft and you felt safer. nanami‘s gaze went to yuuji. "and to you itadori."

itadori startled. not his turn. "i won‘t forgive you that you didn‘t told me and as my daughters boyfriend, you have to earn my trust, until then i will have an extra eye on you." his eyes were piercing yuuji‘s soul and he felt like losing it.

he already got his girlfriend‘s dad on his bad side and it was also his tutor.

you felt more than just relieved. a warm smile slipped up your mouth. "thank you, dad! thanks for your forgiveness, your the best." you stood up and walked up to him, hugging him tightly. he stroked your lower back, while he was still glaring deadly at yuuji.

just when you were about to sit down, your dad continued . "you two will come to dinner every two weeks, no skipping or excuses." you eagerly nod, with a big smile on your mouth, while yuuji just nod, still pale. i have to do this again....

"but." you two eye pairs shot to nanami‘s. this but had an undertone which screamed alert.

"if i ever again see one of you with one of these shameful dark spots on your skin, walking around like that in public like that, and espacially you y/n, then i promise that next time we won‘t just have a normal dinner and i will make sure you two will never have the chance to spend a single second together, alone. do you understand me?

the hickeys. how embarrassing.

you hide your face in you palms, not daring to met your father‘s eyes right now.

"yes, mr. nanami." yuuji chocked out. they didn‘t even start easting and he already had 2 silent panic attacks. this would be a long evening.

your relationship since nanami knows;

- since that one dinner your relationship didn‘t change much

- nanami started always asking if you‘re with yuuji right now before he went to your room

- lowkey he started dislinking and liking him more, it‘s hard to describe

- nanami still don‘t trust yuuji for dating his daughter behind his back but likes to see how happy he makes you

- he knew he had to accept that you would someday be in a relationship it was just so suddenly for him and the fact that you tried to hide it for 7 months

- yuuji took the hickey rule seriously and since that day he had a fear of kissing your neck

- you had to convince him that as long as he wouldn‘t suck or bite your throat/neck there won‘t be anything

- he also didn‘t touch your throat or neck for like a month since when he once laid his hand on your neck while you two were cuddling, sukuna‘s mouth appeared and he just bite

- yes, he bite you.

- you had to cover that mark with make up and yuuji even brought you a scarf in panic nanami would find out

- and oh how yuuji feared the first few dinners u have

- it felt always like a subtitle interview and he thought with everything he said he would mess up a little more

- after a few times they became better and it started to actually be more relaxed

- yuuji even started to celebrate some holidays with you two

- so yeah, after nanami started trusting that boy again he could sleep peacefully at night, knowing his daughter was dating a faithful guy

- still he wouldn’t tell yuuji that he was completely okay with that to keep him humbling

- he definitely hesitates before he touches you for a time because he always sees this glare

- yuuji would also definitely be the type of guy who asked for your dad’s permission before he proposes[in the future] and he would definitely asked nanami

- yuuji is definetly the type of guy who ressures your dad every time he sees him that he would die for you

- nanami totally likes that yuuji see‘s him so much as an authority, even in your relationship even though you tell your boyfriend he don‘t have to be so formal in every situation

- not having to hide your relationship anymore[even though it‘s just for nanami] took a burden of you two

- so yeah, you’re relationship evolved and also yuuji‘s with nanami’s made a shift

[snowboiwinwin]

NCT Dream (+ Shotaro and Sungchan) as types of Among Us players

this is all based on my friends and I whenever we play Among Us... it is a mess but absolutely hilarious! Hope you enjoy! :)

Mark: the yellow character, uses some type of nickname that no one actually calls him

Is never saying much, but is especially quiet when he is an impostor

Actually a really good impostor

Wins 8/10 times

Very risky killer thoguh, he has BALLS

Always has an alibi somehow

But don‘t sus him please - as soon as he opens his mouth and is put under pressure.... everyone knows its him

“Guuuuuys, I swear. It wasn‘t me! Oh come ooooon. I was in admin! Oh.... you were in admin too? Bro, I didn‘t see you though. Guys, I don‘t wanna sus anyone, but he might be it.... Guys, guys, listen! I was-, hey! Guys! OKAY! I AM THE IMPOSTOR, I ADMIT! JUST KILL ME ALREADY!“

Renjun: most probably the black character, uses a cute nickname and puts cute accessories on his character

yes, yellow (aka Mark) is a great impostor

BUT Renjun is THE best

his character looks so innocent with the cute lil name and the christmas lights

But don‘t let it fool you

ALWAYS has an alibi as well

And even when you sus him - he has the best arguments as to why you should believe he is actually innocent (he never is) and always manages to make someone else look sus, so he‘s off the hook (not that you sus him to begin with)

Usually is the impostor 5 times in a row

Wins 9/10 times

“Can I just say something? Chenle has been really weird this whole game. I think he even closed the doors on me when we were in electrical but he didn‘t dare kill me cause someone was in front of the door... why are you getting so defensive? I just said it was kinda sus, not that I actually think you’re the impostor... your behavior is very off man... bro, I was with Jeno this whole time! yeah, let‘s vote for Chenle, just to be save.“

Jeno: changes his character‘s color all the time but usually it‘s either dark or lime green, uses his last name and puts fancy suits on his character

Literally the best person to play Among Us with

He is so chill and laid back and let‘s you actually talk (some people just outscream each other and I find that annoying)

Also an amazing impostor

He is just so nice and kind, you would never sus him

“Don‘t worry Haechan, I can confirm that you are innocent! I saw him doing tasks, guys. It can‘t be him.“ (well yeah, cause it‘s you Mr. Lee)

Due to this, no one would ever sus him

Kills usually the same people at the same spot (apparently not even on purpose) and that‘s actually why the others sus him

Wins 9.5/10 times

“Okay, only us three left... we really have to think this through. Chenle, why are you trying to proof your innocence so hard when we haven‘t even said anything? Ugh, I don‘t even wanna vote anyone, I really don‘t know who it could be. To the impostor, you did a great job! I‘m honestly shocked by how well played this was. Oh? We voting Chenle? Okay!“

Haechan: the dark blue character, uses a „cool“ made up rap name and suits to look even cooler

He is LOUD

And he has literally no mercy

Do not sus him or else you will lose your hearing

He outscreams everyone

Kills infront of someone else and acts as if the other person (usually Jaemin) has killed Jisung

Literally self-reports but due to Jaemin not being able to get a word in, EVERYONE believes him

But although he is doing quite well most of the time, the others see the pattern in his impostor tactics and stop believing him at one point

Wins 5/10 times

“I SWEAR IT WASN‘T ME!!! IT WAS JAEMIN; I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!!! You know what guys, fuck you. You are unbelievebale, you are all gonna lose now! Thanks for nothing.“ *mutes his mic*

Jaemin: he chooses the colors pink or purple, goes by his actual name and uses either a cool cap or flowers for accessoires

He is alwas the one the others sus, just becasue

They don‘t even have reasons but apparently he is always acting hella sus

Which frustrates him, because they only sus him when he is a crewmate, never when he is the actual impostor (which is hilarious)

He is genuinely doing tasks and trying to defend people he deemed innocent but still, he is always the one getting accused of the killing

When he is impostor, he usually doesn’t even kill people cause he is so nervous and afraid hahaha

So the crewmates know, when there isn‘t a single kill after 5 minutes, it is probably Jaemin

But when he is on a killing spree, he is actually quite good - 100% better than Haechan

Wins 7/10 times

“Guys, why would it be me? I was just with Shotaro and Jeno the whole time! I didn‘t kill either of them!!! GUYS I AM NOT THE IMPOSTOR I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! If I would be the impostor you would know cause no one ever dies! Omg, are you for real??? Guys I AM INNOCENT!!! YOU ARE KILLING THE WRONG ONE!!“ *gets voted off while being an innocent crewmate*

Chenle: the white character, uses a weird name and also dresses up in cool suits

Boy is always sus

Probably because he constantly is the impostor

He also kills very fast

The game just started and there‘s already a reported body

So that‘s what makes him sus immediately - he kills 5 seconds into the game

But he is good at talking himself out of it - people still sus him though

He is making stupid mistakes though; “Jisung, let‘s stick together!“ and suddenly Jisung is dead

Usually plays 2-3 rounds as an impostor before people know for sure it‘s him

Wins 6.5/10 times

“Noooo? It isn‘t me wtf? Are you guys drunk? WELL I PERSONALLY THINK IT‘S SUNGCHAN! Every other opinion is INVALID!! I haven‘t seen him this WHOLE game! Shut up Sungchan, that‘s what an impostor would say as well. Yes guys! TRUST ME!!! Bye Sungchannie!“

Jisung: the red character, uses a weird name he came up with that has nothing to do with his actual name, also wears suits cause Chenle wants to match #chenji

He never is impostor

He wants nothing more than to be the impostor once

When he suddenly gets chosen to be the impostor - he gets voted off immediately

But not because he is bad - his impostor teammate is the reason

Imagine; lights go out, his impostor mate kills one person directly infront of the electrical, infront of jisung and runs away... suddenly lights turn on and jisung stands infront of the dead body

People immediately vote him off, no questions asked

Wins 3/10 times

“I know it looks so bad, but I swear it wasn‘t me! Renjun got killed infront of me, I didn‘t even have time to report him yet! Guys, seriously, it was NOT me!!!“ but due to Chenle (most probably the other impostor) throwing accusations at him, he doesn‘t even get to say much

Shotaro: the orange character, goes by a nickname and usually chooses the egg for accessories

Is not that experienced with the game

so let‘s say, he plays for the firs time with the boys

He is the impostor for the first 4 rounds - he is completely overwhelmed

Never gets suspected cause “he just started playing this game - no way he is impostor and gets away with it so easily“

Whenever people sus him he plays the “i don‘t know how this works“ card - and the others believe him

The boys are SHOOK when they see he was the actual impostor

Wins 11/10 times - his cuteness and innocence make him win every time

“I was in that one room, I don‘t know what it‘s called....“, “I have a question; why are these alarms going off? Huh? Impostors can sabotage? How is that possible??? Oh okay, wow. Good to know. I hope i can remember this when I am the impostor then!“

Sungchan: the brown character, shares the same braincell as Chenle and chooses a weird name haha, is the only one who has a pet

He is the only one that thinks logically

Doesn‘t sus people without having his reasons (even when he is impostor)

Plays very well, sticks with his partner most of the time - double kills occure often with him being impostor

Him and Jaemin are actually a very good team

Although they stick together a lot, they also try to get alibis from other players

Win 10.5/10 times (sometimes he does mess up)

“No guys, I can confirm that Jisung is not the impostor, let that guy live for once! Haechan on the other hand apparently finished the ‚Simon says‘ task in less than a minute, which i find very weird as it takes longer than that.“ *cue Haechan‘s screaming*

[astranne]

Bros... I have a new idea. A new ship. I already wrote an oneshot and I‘m doing a second. BUT. I‘m also doing a HC

You want to know the ship?

Damian Wayne x fem!Percy Jackson. Boom. 

Now also known as Daphone.

I literarily have no fucking idea, HOW this ship came in my mind but who cares?

(I was writing an oneshot in german, about Damian Wayne as a ‘sidekick’ of Deathstroke and I was thinking... who is badass enough to be paired with him? And yeah...)

Let‘s start it.

p.s. my native language is german and yeahh... if something doesn’t make any sense, please tell me :) 

Masterlist

Persie (short for Persephone) is fifteen, when she‘s kidnapped by the League

Ra‘s al Ghul thinks, she‘s the only woman, worthy for Damian

Most powerful demigod ever says everything

So basically she‘s kidnapped after the thing in the Labyrinth

Damian is kidnapped too, dragged before the throne of his grandfather, where this girl is

Bites an assassin in the nose

Persie snorts

He demands to know, what (the fuck) is going on

They are going to be married. No escape.

Persie being sassy

„Like I asked to be kidnapped and going to be married to the heir of an assassin cult! Gods, not one normal day in my fucking life.“

He asks for her name

Tells him, Persephone Jackson, but if you call her that, she will kill you

Why should SHE be worthy of him???

„Ehh... I probably destroy the world in age of sixteen?“

Dark magic, much pain (my poor babies)

Their souls are now one, not even death or the gods can stop this magic

That‘s not what Persie wanted? She just wants her friends save, not to destroy the world... but no, now she‘s bound to a mortal assassin cult heir.

But Persie doesn‘t cry

Damian is impressed, he doesn‘t show

Talia then properly intruduces Persie to Damian

„This is Persephone-“

„Persie.“

„And she is a half god-“

„We prefer half bloods.“

„And she‘s the daughter of Poseidon.“

„Yikes. His only mortal daughter.“

Talia just sighes. Why does her father think, that this girl is worthy?

„Why are you doing this?“

„Because the gods can‘t keep it in their pants.“

Silence.

„And my grandfather wants to take over the world. And this would mean, we all will die.“

Talia just wants to sleep.

Persie goes back, Damian goes back

They don‘t tell anyone

Annabeth knows, but not everything

Just that Persie Jackson is BEST FRIEND with Damian fucking Wayne

She doesn’t even want to know HOW

Fast forward.

Damian accepted his fate, Persie did too. Heck, Ra‘s said, not even gods could destroy this bond so, just swing with it?

When Persie does a little bath in Styx, Damian also bears the cruse of Achilles

Batfam doesn’t know, Damian is sneaky

But Alfred knows, there is something

Persie fights in war, everyone is afraid to talk with Damian because- WHY IS HE SO ANGRY? BRUCE?! ALFRED? DICK? ANYONE?

And then Persie disappeares. Annabeth IM‘s Damian, Alfred sees it

Damian beeing ansty and angry again

Searches everywhere

Asks Wonder Woman and Aquaman

„Batman, why does Robin know-“

„He doesn‘t know, you incompetent man of a hero!“

Eight months

Persie remembers Damian‘s face and his name

Why does she feel so alone? AND WHY THE FUCK SHE KEEPS THINKING OF THIS GOOD-LOOKING BOY?

Damian is in school, when Persie loses the cruse of Achilles. Why does he feel so weak? Why- oh gods, something happened with Persie- WHY IS HE BLEADING, THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!

Damian scares people. Why is he so angry. And angsty? AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE‘S CONCERNED ABOUT HIS LIFE???

„Mister Wayne? I think you should talk with your son...”

„Bruce? It‘s happening again...“

When she phones her mother, she also contacts Damian

He‘s in the cave, with his fam

„Jackson?!“

„Eight months-“

„I should have known it. Always your family.“

„What do you think are you doing?“

„No you will not-“

„Are you even listening?!“

„Jackson?“

„JACKSON!“

(He‘s sneaky, Batfam thinks this Jackson is some 'friend' of him)

Damian is angry

Smashes his phone against wall

„Bruce? He‘s angry again...“

„Why does this keep happening?“

„Master Damain, I‘m sure, everything is al-“

„EIGHT MONTHS! AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT?!“

Damian is angry. At the gods, not at Persie. He would never. Persie is his life, his equal, his everything-

Fuck. He loves her.

Batfam just confused. But forgets about it

Damian spends some time with Persie

Naturally in secret

First kiss- ehm. First makeout

Then the Seven start their way

Damian steals the Batplane, while the Justice League visits Themyscira

Flies to Argo II

Persie can‘t even say something

Just kisses her

Annabeth grinning, because. SHE. NOW. KNOWS. Batman IS fucking Bruce Wayne! WHY IS EVERYONE SO DUMB?!

The rest just confused

Persie? Why are you kissing Robin? Sratch it, why are you making out with Robin???

„So... guys. This is Damian, the hero Robin.“

„Vigilante, habibti.“

Damian goes back, steals another kiss from her

Persie doesn‘t mind

„Robin.“

„Batman.“

„Why did you stole the Plane?“

„I did not steal it. It is here.“

Batman just stares.

Justice League is amused. This shit never gets old

„Why.“

„I assumed, there was a ship of an enemy. There was not.“

Batman stare™

„We are going back to Gotham.“

Damian smirks. His father, the world greatest detective? Suuuureeeee...

[quickspinner]

Meant to Be or Not to Be

I don’t even really know what to call this since I’ve gone kind of completely off the rails as far as the holiday prompts go, but anyway, this is Part 3 of the story that began in 18. Elves and continued in 19. Naughty and Nice. I’m planning a part 4, but it’s not even started yet, so it may take a couple more days.

ETA: Part 4 is here!

Juleka sat waiting, flipping through one of the fashion magazines sitting on the table, and reflected on how annoying it was to have to come back to work when she’d barely had a real vacation at all. At least she got to work with one of her favorite clients today, and not one of the annoying designers. 

“Hi Juleka, come on in,” Marinette smiled, beckoning her towards the back. “It’s good to see you again,” she added as they walked back to the designer’s space. 

“Same. How was your vacation?” Juleka asked, slipping out of her clothes and letting Marinette help her into the gown that needed fitting. 

“It was good. I did some volunteer work and then I spent Christmas at my parents. How was yours?”

“Miserable,” Juleka grumbled, standing patiently as Marinette fastened up the dress. “We all got sick, it was horrible. If it weren’t for my brother and my mom I think we might have lost our will to live entirely.”

“Oh, that’s too bad,” Marinette said, with genuine sympathy rather than polite disinterest—one of the reasons she was one of Juleka’s favorite clients. She was a genuinely a nice person who was interested in everybody. “I’m glad you’re doing better.” Marinette shook her head as she helped Juleka up on the pedestal and knelt to start pinning the hem. “That must be going around. S-someone I met at my volunteer job said that his family was sick too.” Her shoulders hunched slightly and Juleka’s eyebrows rose.

“Ooh, would that be someone interesting?” she teased. “Come on, Marinette, give me the details, or I’ll just be bored to tears standing here like a doll.”

Juleka could see the back of Marinette’s neck turn red in the mirror. 

“I met a guy,” the designer admitted. “He was really cool and sweet and we kind of hit it off but...I don’t know, we had dinner and we talked a lot, and then—and then he kissed me and I k-kissed him back, and it was...it was really good but it was kind of a lot, and it just felt like things were moving really fast all of a sudden, and when he asked for my number, I kind of panicked. He was really nice about it, he didn’t push me and he even told me where he’d be the next day if I changed my mind.”

Juleka raised her eyebrows. “Did you?”

“Yeah,” Marinette sighed. “I mean, I did like him and I thought, you know, maybe we could talk about it and slow things down a little. But, something must have happened or he must have changed his mind, or maybe I just missed him…he wasn’t there when I went.” She sighed, and tried to smile up at Juleka. “So I guess it wasn’t meant to be.” 

“I’m sorry,” Juleka said sympathetically, and then she chuckled. “Guess that’s going around too, my brother said the same thing about a girl he met last week. He’s been pretty depressed about it actually. Maybe I should set you guys up,” she teased.

Marinette laughed. “I don’t know, what’s he like?”

Juleka smiled fondly. “You can’t tell him I said any of this, but he’s the sweetest, most honest and genuine person I know. He’s compassionate and caring, he’s always supported me even when mom was skeptical about some things, and he may look like a punk but he’s a softy underneath. You should see him with my daughter Angie, they’re adorable.”

Marinette froze and Juleka frowned. “Are you okay? Did you stick yourself?”

“I’m fine,” Marinette said, but she didn’t sound fine. She sounded kind of panicky, actually. “Um, what did you say your wife’s name was?”

Juleka blinked. “It’s Rose.”

Marinette looked up at her, white-faced. “You’re Jules,” she whispered.

Juleka frowned at the look on her face. “That’s what Luka calls me, yeah,” she said, crouching down very carefully to put her hands on Marinette’s shoulders. “Marinette, you’re not breathing.” 

“You’re Jules and your wife is Rose and you have a daughter named Angie and your brother is Luka that I kissed and ditched and—“

“Breathe, Marinette,” Juleka said sharply. “Breathe with me. In...out…”

It took a few minutes to get Marinette to calm down. Juleka stood back up slowly and watched Marinette go back to mechanically pinning. 

“So, let me get this straight,” Juleka said after a moment. “You’re the sexy elf my idiot brother hit on while she was working, invited to his gig, kissed out of the blue, and gave his favorite hoodie to?”

“It was his favorite?” Marinette gasped, looking up. “He said it was old!”

“It is old,” Juleka snorted. “He’s had it forever.” She looked down at Marinette and smirked. “Anything you want me to tell him?”

Marinette sighed, shoulders slumping. “I don’t know, Juleka, after I was so rude to him—“

“He didn’t think you were rude at all, in fact he’s been kicking himself for scaring you off. Rose and I gave him hell, too, because he knows better, jumping a girl like that.”

“But the park,” Marinette wailed, hands to her forehead. 

“They hadn’t even been there half an hour when Angie had a bad fall. Luka panicked and he spent the whole day with her in the emergency room.” 

“Oh, no, is she okay?” Marinette gasped. 

“She’s fine,” Juleka assured her. “It looked bad, but the actual damage was pretty minor. Just some bruises and a cut near her scalp that was bleeding like crazy, but no stitches and no concussion.”

“Poor Luka, he must have been scared,” Marinette sighed. “I could see how much he loved her.”

Juleka was silent a moment, deliberating what she should say, and knowing Luka would rather she said nothing at all. Sorry, bro, I gotta check. “He’s actually her biological father,” she said quietly, earning another startled look for Marinette. “I mean, Luka being Luka he’d probably love her just as much if she wasn’t his, but...When we decided we wanted children, Rose really wanted to have the baby herself but neither of us were comfortable with the idea of a stranger, so Luka agreed to be our donor.” And Juleka liked Marinette but she wasn’t about to try and patch things up between her and Luka if Marinette couldn’t handle their slightly unorthodox little family. 

There was a moment of silence as the two women looked at each other, one shocked and the other measuring.

“That’s...that’s so beautiful, Juleka,” Marinette whispered, eyes gone glassy. “You guys must love each other so much.”

Juleka relaxed. “Yeah. We do. All of us. We’re pretty tight.” She hesitated. “I’m not trying to pressure you or make excuses for him, but he really likes you, Marinette. Luka’s an insightful person and good at reading people, which makes him a great friend. At the same time, it means he can be kind of intense, especially when he‘s got a crush. I promise, he’s normally got excellent boundaries and he would have backed off the instant you asked him too.”

“I know, I knew that,” Marinette groaned, folding her arms on the pedestal Juleka was standing on and dropping her head onto them. “I’m so lame, why couldn’t I just talk to him. He was so nice and when he kissed me—I mean it was sudden but it’s not like I pushed him away, I kissed him back, and...it was all really good...it wasn’t until he went to get his things and I had time to think that I started to freak out, and then when he asked for my number I couldn’t get anything out. After we talked for almost two hours and we kissed and I...oh. Juleka, I’m so lame.” She covered her head with her arms and moaned. “He probably doesn’t want to talk to me anyway. He probably thinks I led him on, but I didn’t mean too—”

“Hey,” Juleka said, nudging Marinette gently with her foot. “Stop that. Nobody blames you, not even Luka. Like I said, he’s good at reading people, he knows he came on too strong and you were overwhelmed. If you’d rather never see him again, that’s fine. I don’t have to tell him I know you. But if you’re really regretting the way things went down, I know he’d love to see you again.”

“You really think so?” Marinette asked, raising her head. 

“Guaranteed.” Juleka smiled. “You might have to be the one to make all the moves for a while though. He’ll be scared of screwing up again.”

“I didn’t mind it,” Marinette sighed.

Juleka rolled her eyes. “Yes, you did. Even if you enjoyed the attention, he clearly made you uncomfortable. I promise, though, he’s not normally like that and he’s not the type of guy to be offended if you tell him no or ask him to slow down.” She caught herself. “But again, I’m not trying to pressure you either, and now I’m the one making you uncomfortable at work. Sorry. Why don’t we just finish this up before we both get in trouble, and you can think about it? You don’t even have to decide today if you don’t want, you know how to get in touch with me if you need to.”

Marinette smiled up weakly at her, picking up the hem again. “Thanks, Juleka.”

Juleka mulled the whole confrontation over on the metro home. She glanced at the time as she went up the stairs to her apartment. Rose was still at work and Angie should be napping, so hopefully she could catch Luka alone.

Sure enough, Luka was propped up against the arm of the couch, snoring lightly. Juleka rolled her eyes, walked up to him, pulled the throw pillow out from under his head, and whacked him in the face with it. 

“Ow,” Luka complained, rubbing his face. “The hell was that for?”

“You’re an idiot,” Juleka deadpanned. “And you owe me.”

“I just spent two weeks taking care of your kid, fixing you soup, and holding your hair,” he said grumpily as he sat up. “How can I possibly owe you?”

She chucked his hoodie at his chest. Luka caught it and held it up, staring at it for a moment, and then looked at Juleka, confused. 

“Where did you get this?” he asked. 

“You owe me,” Juleka repeated, smirking as she held up a pink envelope between two fingers. His name was scrawled across the front in very feminine handwriting. “You owe me so big.” 

Luka’s eyes grew round. She held the envelope out to him and let him take it. 

He opened it quickly and pulled out the note inside, pink and white with a monogram M on it. He looked up at Juleka. “Marinette?” he whispered. Juleka folded her arms and watched as he opened the note and read it.

“I owe you so big,” he agreed, awed. ”Wow...Jules, how the hell...I mean...” Juleka walked behind the couch toward the kitchen, and he winced away from her hand when she reached for him, but she just patted his head lightly.

“She’s a designer, I’m a model. Do the math, bro. She’s a cool person, but kinda jumpy. Slow the hell down and don’t screw it up this time.”

“Right,” he said absently, still staring at the note—and the phone number written at the bottom.

Part 4!

[wolferals]

🌼PRETTY BOY🌼

arón piper preference

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-„will you go out with me?" the curly haired boy asked you

-your friends were right behind you and you could hear them laugh at you two

-you turned around and shushed them

-the guys name was arón, a rather unpopular guy in your school

-he had talked to you a couple of times but your friends kept making fun of him for not being „hot" as they said

-he wasnt ugly either, he just didnt seem the type of guy you'd like. Looks wise and personality wise.

-he was super shy and you were popular in school

-you then turned back around to face him and then said:"i'll be leaving for my studies abroad next week. After the graduation i mean. Im sorry. But maybe when i come back?"

-he just nodded at you

-„okay." he looked pretty sad but all you did was tell the truth

-you were going to leave to Canada in less than 7 days

-but by telling him you'd date him once you came back, you were hoping he'd forget about you

-„okay have a great year then. See you at the graduation y/n." he smiled and then left

-your friends came over to you and bursted out laughing

-„so got yourself a boyfriend there?" your friend Emilia grinned

-„stop he's nice." you spoke

-„right." she laughed and put her arm around you

-„alright lets get some sushi."

*1 year later*

-you had come home from Canada 2 weeks ago and were currently in your room getting ready to meet your friends again

-since they had all been busy with their jobs or studies it took you two full weeks to all get back together

-it was around 3:30 when you walked into the coffee shop

-you spotted your friends right away and ran up to them

-„guys!" you smiled and hugged all of them

-„ohh y/n its so good to have you back! How was it girl?"

-you sat down and started telling them some stories that you didnt feel like telling them over the phone

-„man that sounds so good! My years been shit, my boss is an asshole. But at least I can afford my own coffee now." Julia joked

-„that sucks!" you exclaimed and kept talking to them about your guys' past year you havent spent together

-when the waitress approached your table you guys ordered your drinks and some muffins

-„so what about this Joey guy you met there?" Emma asked you all excited

-you laughed and then replied:"well he was a good guy and all but i met him a month ago and obviously i knew i was going to leave so we just hung out as friends."

-Julia leaned back and spoke:"girl come on. Judging from the picture you've sent me he was so your type."

-„yeah he was really cute but i dont want a long-distance relationship."

-your friends then kept ranting about how you shouldve shot your shot with Joey but you just rolled your eyes at them

-your friends didnt really change much but you learned a lot while you were gone

-personality wise

-you had met some real assholes at your school and realized that how some of your friends treated people was absolutely disgusting

-and that looks aren't everything

-and look wise as well

-from long (your hair color) hair you went to shoulder long hair with curtain bangs

-and your style went from „cute girly girl" to long coats, boots and turtlenecks

-comparing yourself to your friends right now you kind of figured out that you grew a lot over the last year

-you acted like a grownup now but your friends still acted like those highschool girls from back then

-„where are you going?" emma asked you when you got up

-„bathroom, be right back."

-you walked through the coffee shop to the bathroom when you suddenly heard your name

-„y/n?"

-you turned around to the guy who was sitting at a coffee table with his macbook

-„hey?" you asked not knowing why he knew your name

-„how are you?" the guy got up and smiled at you

-„im good how are you?" you asked trying to hide your confusion

-„how was canada?" he replied and looked you up and down

-„how do you know about canada?" you laughed

-he laughed as well and eventually spoke:"well you told me before the graduation, remember?"

-„arón?" you asked in shock

-he got taller

-and he was tan

-and his hair was shorter, sides trimmed, still curly hair though

-and he got really broad shoulders and a toned chest as far as you could judge through his shirt

-„yeah hi." he smiled

-„oh wow hey!"

-he invited you to sit with him but you excused yourself to go to the bathroom

-after you were done you went up to him again and said:"do you mind giving me your number so i can text you tomorrow? Im here with my friends, its our first time hanging out after i came back."

-he smiled at you and said:"of course sure, dont worry. Text me when you're free no?"

-you smiled back as he gave you his number

-„come here y/n." he said as you wanted to leave

-he pulled you into a tight hug

-it felt good for some reason

-he smelled good

-„was great seeing you again." he called after you

-you smiled back at him and walked back to your friends

-„who was that hottie?“ emma grinned as you sat down again

-„arón. The guy who kept asking me out last year.“

-„no way!“ julia basically screamed, making everyone look at her

-„damn he got hot.“ emma spoke and looked at him

-„maybe ill shoot my shot.“

-you looked at her in disbelief

-„you kept calling him a loser all the time.“ you said slightly pissed off

-„ya i know but i didnt know he‘d be so hot one day.“

-you couldn’t believe it

-„wow. Shallow much huh?“

-they all looked at you as if you had just confessed a murder

-„guys thats so rude. I just didnt go out with him because of Canada. But now he‘s „hot“ and suddenly you want to date him? Thats sad.“

-they still all stared at you

-„what‘s your problem y/n? I mean he‘s smokin look at him.“

-„i cant believe you guys. Grow up.“

-you grabbed your coffee and walked over to arón again

-„hey.“ you said and sat down

-he smiled at first but then saw your concerned face

-„you okay?“

-you nodded and then said:“ya im great. So, remember how i told you i‘d go out with you when i come back?“

-he laughed and replied:“Yeah but i figured you just said that to get rid of me. I mean you and your friends were always laughing at me.“

-your eyes widened

-„i never laughed. They did because apparently they‘re immature as hell. But no i actually meant it.“

-arón smiled and just looked into your eyes

-you‘ve never taken your time to appreciate his eyes

-they were golden brown

-really pretty

-and you noticed how his face got more structured and he had gotten rid of his slight acne he had last year

-his skin was really smooth

-puberty hit him like a truck

-„so okay. Do you want to go out with me?“ he asked after a while of silence and just intense staring

-you leaned back, looked him up and down and replied:“no sorry, i have a date with this guy back from school.“

-„oh.“ he just said

-obviously you meant him

-„have fun then.“ he spoke and looked down at his laptop

-you started laughing at how he didnt get it

-„bro its you.“

-he looked at you for a little until he started smiling widely, showing off his little toothgap

-you never noticed it before

-and youve never seen him smile like this (picture shown above)

-„okay then. Tomorrow at 8?“