#bro and that MV?!!!! what a masterpiece

[borahaerhy]

D-Day is an absolute masterpiece; let's discuss.

Obscenely long description of each of the songs under the cut

TL;DR: I'm an emotional wreck and this is the best album I've ever heard for so many reasons.

Haegeum??? That MV??? Never wanted to quit my job and start a gang that bullied the rich and steals their money more in my life (and trust me, that's something I've wanted to do since I was like 13). Yoongi is the only rich man I'd ever let lecture me about capitalism. He can do it all day every day. This is a fucked system, but thank you for turning me on while lecturing me about it and murdering people with some dirty chopsticks 🥴

D-Day is absolutely sick, 100% exactly what I'd expect from him. How a song can go so hard and still be so poetic to me is just insane. The beat is SICKENING. The chorus? CATCHY. 10/10 song, perfect opener to the album and set's the tone for the rest that's coming in an amazing way.

HUH?! killed me. We open the song with "what the shit do you know about me" and bro? Nothing, ion know shit about fuck, but you got me all the way fucked up with that attitude. Hoseok?? THE "HUH"S EVERYWHERE?? dead. deceased. The beat? Would literally sell my soul to be able to be in the studio when that man makes anything. I went to school to be an audio engineer, I've seen the way people put music together and create these catchy ass beats and have even made a few of my own, but FUCK BRO THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS MAN IN THE STUDIO.

^^That goes for every song, not just Huh, but I just thought that it was important for EVERYONE to know that I'd sacrifice my firstborn child just to watch this man work.

AMYGDALA had me in tears. I was literally sobbing reading the lyrics. There are no words I can say that will accurately express how I feel about this song. This song has been out for less than 24 hours and I already feel so close to it, I can't even begin to describe it. The way most of the instruments fall out in the pre-chorus just so they can all come back in the chorus for that intensity with him basically yelling the lyrics is just *chef's kiss*.

SDL Is so cute and heartbreaking at the same time. The chorus is everything, so beautiful. Talk about bitter sweet lyrics, I'm eating that shit up. His vocals are absolutely outstanding, that "I'm thinking 'bout you" is making me so delulu you have no idea.

People Pt. 2 has already been out, but man that song is gorgeous. IU's vocals are such a great contrast to Yoongi's rap, and when they harmonize I wanna start crying whY DO THEY SOUND SO GOOD??!

I'M NOT KIDDING YOU WHEN I SAY I WAS CRYING, LEGIT SOBBING THE FIRST TIME I HEARD POLAR NIGHT. The instrumental is so uniquely Yoongi, and makes you feel so much. Yoongi is one of the only artists whos music makes me feel what they feel; and this song is the best representation of that. Everytime i listen to it I have to stop myself from crying and it has nothing to do with the lyrics. I cried before I even knew what the song was about, just because that's how good of a composer and producer he is. Genuinly one of the best songs I've ever heard.

I've never had an interlude make me feel so much. He's perfected the art of making his music invoke the emotions of his listeners and there's nothing more perfect than a minute-and-a-half-long interlude with no words in it that's still able to do that. Incredible.

Snooze is honestly one of the best thing's to have ever graced this planet if i'm being 100% rn. I know I keep talking about the emotion of the music but broooo. And the Woosung feature? His voice is amazing and is already so raw and emotional and paired with this song I just cannot. The lyrics make me want to sob, which I will probably do later when I get off work. And the the reference back to So Far Away? I'm on the floor someone please hug me.

Yoongi's vocals go fucking crazy in Life Goes On. If this was my introduction to Yoongi I would 100% believe that he's a singer and has been his whole life. The pure raw talent of this man will never cease to amaze me.

In conclusion, I love Min Yoongi with my whole chest and I hope he knows how much his music helps people, because it really, really helps. I can never even fully express just how this album alone helps me, that's not even speaking about all his other solo projects and the hundreds of songs he's worked on throughout his career.

If you read all of that I love u and I hope u have a spectacular day.

[what-if-nct]

HIII!!!!! I just met up with my friend who lives across the country, and we watched Heaven officials blessing which was amazing. I have no idea if you know it tho. I watched the animatef version and when I totally finish it I'm going to read the books. Also my favorite characters are (not in order) Hua Cheng, Xie Lian, Mu Qing, Ling Wen and Qi Rong (even though Qi Rong isn't in the animated series yet, I read some parts about him and I love him.) While we're in the category 'sneeze's obsessions' I also kind of got into Bungou Stray Dogs, an anime. Chuuya is short. Bro imagine seeing on the street a 160 cm (5'2" I think) ginger guy with long hair and a funny fancy suit and a hat killing people.

No I don't have a new obsession I still am obsessed with the A-Team. My friend, the one I watched Heaven officials blessing with, thought I simped for fucking Hannibal. That guys hair is literally white and he looks like 50 help- also we read a smut about Face and Murdock doing gay chicken, we read that together. I did Face's lines and she did Murdocks, and the lines that weren't spoken by them, we did them both. In the middle of the night with her very christian parents two rooms away. Also there was like a sentence featuring the words 'to wink' and when she read that she paused and said "to wink. Twink." and continued. She was right.

Also. WayV. WayV I love those guys they are sO AMAZING AND HAVE I SCREAMED ABOUT PHANTOM YET I LOVE IT ITS AMAZING I GENUINELY WANT TO EXPLODE RIGHT NOW PHANTOM FUCKING SUPERMACY.

Yes. I love Xiaojun in there he looks so amazing like what the actual fucking fuck. They all tho, this is literally a masterpiece era. I love them I love the mv and everything. Also that one phantom challenge tiktok they made with Mork, there was a comment saying 'Mark has been waiting to be asked for a phantom challenge' reffering to Marks powerful moves and then someone replied to that with 'right he seized the opportunity' and I laughed so hard. I'd laugh at that if I was 80 years old still.

-sneeze

I'm happy to hear you had so much fun with your friend and you guys got to see each other. See you're long distance friend is literally the best thing ever. And reading ateam smut in the middle of the night near her parents is genuinely what sleep overs are all about. Yes, Phantom is amazing and im just so happy to see how excited the boys are to be back. Like they are so happy to be on the stage again. When I saw it I was like it's Yangyang and His Cousin Renjun. Oh and Mark who put his whole heart into it. I also love all the comments that wanted Yanghyuck. That is the most fandom demanded friendship I have ever seen. Those two are powerful forces with the ability to destroy the world.

[tweexcore-undrgrnd]

What r your favorite omar albums:?

AUUUGH ANON TJANK YOU IM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP NOW here we go in no particular order Omar Rodríguez López Lopez albums I like a lot:3

I'll try to keep the reviews as short as I can but uhhh I'm autistic so we might be in it long haul. thank god I don't remember them all

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fungus

I went to the bottom of the list for this first one and I think it's very iconic as it's his first instrumental album! I love the electric feel of it and hearing some of the patterns/progressions that got passed on to deloused and frances in a few songs is COOL. also I love the cover

✨: Hands tied to the roots of a hemorrhage - that intro tho

✨: Mood Swings - does what it says on the tin very good very representative

Xenophanes

what Omar fan doesn't love this one???

✨ Asco Que Conmueve Los Puntos Erógenos - love the mv. v special to me

✨ Mundo De Ceigos - i love piano

Ensayo De Un Desaparecido

i know this is basically just Xenophanes again but I want to specify that I would die for the version of Deseos para Quemar that's in this album. that's all.

Zapopan *

I really love the cover art for this one too lol umm it scratches an itch in my brain and also it's another one of those relevant title ones since he was living there when he recorded it :3

* because this entry also counts for me liking unicorn "skeleton mask" and "Saber, Querer, Osar y Callar", since they feature some remixes and re-titling

✨hollow change - AUUGHH OH GOD HOLY FUCK . OH MY GOD. anyway

✨ if it were a snake it would have bit you

Is It The Clouds? / Un escorpión perfumado

is it the clouds? is an incredibly sobering, cathartic masterpiece which I struggle to find words to describe because of how much it's crawled into my head

Un escorpión perfumado is an incredibly sobering, terrifying masterpiece which I struggle to find words to describe because of how much it freaked me out

"amor frio" is the [same] track as "incesto O passión?" although it's hard to tell which actually came first. sometimes I compare the lyrics and stare into my screen really hard

✨ Mere centimetre

✨ Amor frio

Despair

umm this is a quick one I love it everyone seems to hate it but I have the cd and it's my favourite work/tweaking music. no fave track I can't differentiate between them unfortunately

there's a lot of really funny disses on it but This review is really insightful, talks about how it's linked to The Bedlam In Goliath :3 give it a read.

Umbrella mistress / Corazones

in terms of my ultimate obsessions, these two and iitc? are the only albums of his I know every lyric for. UM is very summery and nice, but I can also cry to it! Corazones is very obviously about grieving but as you go through it you discover some strange reflective joy, like an opposite to UM. both extraordinary albums LISTEN NOW

☔ blood count - YAAA

☔ through wires

🫀five different pieces - this one will destroy you btw ^⁠_⁠^

🫀 lola

Killing tingled lifting retreats / some need it lonely

I'm getting really tired can you tell ummm these two albums are really nice they're for when I just want to turn my mind off ktlr is more wordy and has some crazy deep cuts with the lyricism which I love. Lonely is a lot more instrumental, and I like to describe it as a feeling experience more than a song-by-song thing. I like when Cedric is on it hi bro. ALSO I LOVE TJE LAMB COVER SM

🐑 a fool so bleak - the lyrics are. hard. hard.

🐑 Don't let us breathe - idk Omar that's not how math works

🦋 Sanity a dream - Yoo ceddy b

🦋 back to the same - TERIIIIIIIIIIIIII:D

ok that's it you watched me lose my mind and list what should be too many albums to be my favourite how do you feel are you ok . ok. goodnight. I. really need this nap.

!!!!!

[thedeliverygod]

Stray Kids ATE review

I've listened to it 3 times so my opinions are still open to change I guess but here goes

Mountains: honestly... I was a bit disappointed by the unveil and upon listening to the album a few times, it's still only just "okay" to me. It's just kind of...boring? It has SKZ's sound but its just... meh for me. Honestly I feel this way about a good chunk of the IN Life album too, for example, so I'm kinda glad I got into skz later on. This seems to be a very unpopular opinion from what I've seen but oh well lol. But I do get what SKZ is saying when they they can picture fans chanting lines from it.

Chk Chk Boom: It's a bop; the MV is great and it's catchy as heck. However, I will say that personally it doesn't hit as hard as LALALALA or S-Class. I think I didn't want to admit that as first because of course I always want to hype new albums up as much as possible but I think that's the truth I've come to.

JJAM: I loooove this one. I love it's playfulness and how the song breaks down the subunits or the rachas as we call them. I didn't hear the squelch sound effect until my very last listen though and I feel like that was kinda unnecessary lmaoooo but oh well

I Like It: My fave song on the album tbh. I like that it has kind of the more mainstream sound they mentioned that they played with but kind of backed off from in the intro video. But also it has that like very odd/spooky instrument that gives it those "off vibes" so it is like kinda the musical representation of the red flags the lyrics are giving off LOL. I'm with IN on this one; I totally don't see why people would enjoy situationships but this song is enjoyable as hell for sure.

Runners: The aussie bros wrote this song so I feel like I'm biased right off the bat for that [also the fact that you know the song is 100% English and I don't have to search for lyrics]. The pre-chorus has my entire heart; both in terms of sound and the lyrics themselves.

Twilight: such an unexpected song!!! What a smooth, classic listen. Everybody's vocals shine and it's just another masterpiece by Han.

Stray Kids: so I've only been a Stay since late 2022, but I've watched the survival show & Kingdom & a fair ton of other content. Obviously there's still a lot that I've missed, but this song still makes me emotional regardless. I'm so excited that I've joined this journey with them and I can't wait to see where they go from here. Also it was mentioned that this could be a closing song at concerts during the intro video and I think that would be perfect.

Chk Chk Boom (Festival Ver): tbh I think it would be more fair to call this a club remix or something like that cuz lolol. It will definitely get people hyped. Also, as a nerd, I feel the need to mention part of the song reminds me of some parts of NEO: TWEWY's soundtrack but that's just me.

[itgirlgyu]

I AGREE I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE 😭 WILDSIDE IS TOP TIER

ok but it rlly feels like a pattern W alot of sm groups, like they plan out a few comebacks which are absolute masterpieces and then just forget about the groups for a while which result in some weirdddd comebacks

-🍎

NO BUT EXACTLY THAT'S WHAT THEY DO LIKE AT FIRST THEY JUST GO ALL OUR FOR THE CONCEPTS AND THEME and then a new group comes out and rice and repeat like,,,, bro the exo path code vids ans then we got a mv in garage, NCT 2018 and thrn three dollar budget ones that followed after nct 2022 literally got two mv bro,,, and THEY LEGIT CASTED F(X) aside like they are like oh we don't know? istg sm bro

[crazy-random-bookworm-17]

i will DEFINETLY check out your review post later ❤️❤️

I WANT TO INJECT THE ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM LIKE RN BRO. RIGHT VERY NOW. blind spot is definetly my favourite. comflex is amazing too ("cause i don't give! a shit!" ground-breaking earth-shaking lives were changed). ngl i like lalalala rock ver over the og ver, but its still an absolute masterpiece either way and an absolute W title track. leave and cover me????? o.o -> ToT let's not get me started on "wel come to the stray kids hot mega verse" (spaces are purposeful, based on their articulation)

a while back i saw a lot of "god's menu" lino vids and so his centre makes me extra happy. seungmin and i.n. are slaying all the bridges as per usual. hyunjin and bang chan's mixed vocals (sometimes high, sometimes low) and their harmonizing are such masterpieces. felix is felixing and abolutely slaying. but. but. han. changbin. people died. i'm people. for me, they're just something else. what are they on. i need it. i'm dying bro. dying. dead. killed. murdered. slaughtered. etc..

the mv is so artfully done. cinematography, costumes, hair, choreo. wow. i was watching it with my best friend (who got me into skz) and i'm pretty sure i cried a little bit. the costumes were honestly gorgeous. the PIRATE AU. PIRATE AU. PIRATES------

someone should sedate me. no thoughts. just skz. i'm so proud of them (even though i've been here, a part of stay, for only 8 months) and it's amazing to see them grow and change and develop and try new things.

one question. if they're experimenting in all genres, and this was the rock-and-roll album, what's next? cause. country music. it's a genre. skz country. y'know. 👀👀

HOW ARE WE FEELING?????????? HOW ARE WE FEELING?????????????

IM GOING UP THE FUCKING WALLS. HAN???????????????!!!!???????

IM SO SHOCKED JYP FINALLY LET THEM SAY SHIT BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the lyrics saying shoosh instead tho

AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OMFG???? I LITERALLY HAD LALALALA ON REPEAT THE WHOLE EVENING ITS SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE THE BEGINNING PART ESPECIALLY FOR ME IS LIKE IMMEDIATELY DANCE MOVIE VIBES IDK AND LIKE THE MV THE OUTFITS THE STYLING THE HAIR EVERYTHING IS INSANE??? and lee know’s theory abt the kids and the stage fright thing in their mv reaction was so cool 👏

YES OMG HAN WAS SO AWESOME AND A CENTRE LEE KNOW??? PERFECT???? and omg felix and hyunjin as always stole my heart just too slay and like bang chan i.n and seungmin sang sooooooo well and changbins rap was 🔥🔥 also i loved the like body roll he did during han’s rap it’s so goofy 🤪

HAHA YES #letstraykidssayshit 🫶

literally every song was amazing, i need to go relisten to everything now that i’ve woken up again and analyse fully and write a full review post if u wanna check that out later! (self advertising?😳) but rn LALALALA megaverse and comflex are my favourites (everything is literal perfection tho❤️)

how about you? thoughts on mv? favourite songs?

skz actual fourth gen leaders i love my boys so much i’m so proud of them this comeback was actual gold ❤️❤️❤️

[idmnbc]

Well yesterday I ate a lot of ice cream and falafels with wine to survive after Melo’s results. I don’t know but for Edvin’s ig stories I feel that he was like that too, like OK SWEDEN YOU ARE SOOOOOOO WRONG AND DONT DESERVE HIM, LETS GET DRUNK AND STREAM LIKE CRAZY MOVING LIKE THAT!!! Aaand... same bestie same, salud! 🍷

[sugar-petals]

Baekhyun Doms You: Ending Up Laughing

↳⎡NOTE.⎦thought this’d be an interesting concept & a different side to smut: what if you try things out and it’s both not your thing? w/ a humorous twist and subby bf moments sprinkled in 😄

♡  words. 4k

+ tags ⚠️ pwp hc, bondage, throatfucking, graphic, cum play, unsafe/clumsy practice: do not recreate, degradation, biting, masochist bbh, domme!reader switches unsuccessfully, whips, hair-pulling

imagine that. a wide-eyed baekhyun pacing and tiptoeing in front of your toy shelf, trying to pick a riding crop he fancies. it takes five minutes and several ‘uhh, ohh’ confused puppy noises until he’s able to decide which one he’s taking. 

...literally even if he knows exactly which one does what. you’ve used all of them on him. 

meanwhile, you take three seconds flat to pull out one that fits your mood and proceed to edge the living shit out of him. yes, without literal further ado. teasing his dick and marking his thighs and doing all kinds of delicious things. 

he’s still going back and forth in his head without having even started out. cutely tapping and swaying from one foot to the other. 

it’s like he’s back to school. priceless.

what’s even more hilarious: baekhyun practices random mean facial expressions while trying to decide. he doesn’t seem to be sure what character he’s going for. it feels like he’s rehearsing for a concert or photoshoot, even. absolutely fascinating to watch. 

i mean he’s absolutely photogenic no doubt about that but

you’re sitting on the bed waiting naked like okay is this gonna be william shakespeare deluxe or what is kyoong channelling over there

“um... i think i got it! this one, okay? i’m ready!”

finally he walks over, strutting with his nose in the air and his eyes glaring, muscles tense, a mysterious bad boy charm about him, whip ready to sting, lips tight and punitive...

....and hits his pinky toe on the bed

oh the pain

great master baekhyun flops headfirst into the sheets processing the existential cruelty of bedpost pinewood and needs head pats to recover

lots of head pats

at least twenty of them

so many head pats

more time passes until kyoong is back in character i guess

you probably could have listened to exo’s whole discography in the meantime

and knitted a rug for taemin’s new flat

anyway

baekhyun tries to act very confidently finally getting into it 

adopting a sharp ‘hmph’ kind of tone 

endlessly teasing your back and thighs with the riding crop

so far so good sir pinky toe

but he just goes on and on

you could actually crochet a pair of socks for chen’s daughter now that you think about it

it’s you who has to tell him to get to the point and it’s clear he’s more nervous than he pretends to show

to be fair he’s not the only one

you try to get yourself mentally ready but you find yourself giving him actual orders and even correcting his stance five times cuz he’s so wobbly on the mattress like a pupper indeed

baekhyun mumbles to himself and has a hard time fully implementing the advice on posture but tries to aim well regardless. it seems to work at first

but tragically

he ends up with a miss, hitting his own thigh rather than your ass and moans out loud

now you’re the one confused because you were waiting for the whip to come down

but nope it went elsewhere did it

you wonder how he managed to do all that furious fencing in the obsession mv with an aim like that

looks like he’s so submissive, he straight up whips himself

taking matters into his own hands is he. subs these days.

baekhyun keeps on being wobbly on the bed and looks like he ran a marathon already

may i remind you that this guy does 3-hour long concerts and can practice throughout an entire night

... you both agree to immediately scratch that completely after his next flailing strike sends the riding crop flying into his unsuspecting, non-consenting plushie collection

animal cruelty

moving on

you figure that a change of location might be a good idea

baekhyun sits you down on a chair and bashfully stores away the yeeted whip

he vows to never use a riding crop again already and his teddy bears are thankful for it

now the whole plushie village and whole china knows how you don’t do it

next up is rope

what could possibly go wrong

he practiced wrist bondage on his own ankles for five days straight, you really prepared a lot of things to test out together today 

and he’s seen you tie him up over and over and over

but whatever it is that he manages to install on your arms 

looks like a piece of very experimental modern art that just sold for half a million at sotheby’s

what’s supposed to be a column tie is nothing but a mere... ball

chaotic like baekhyun’s personality. not surprising at all

wait that rhymed

anyhow

even alexander the great couldn’t have cut this gordian knot of a tangly masterpiece

ironically: while baekhyun’s roughly grabbing your chin for an intense kiss... the rope casually falls apart harder than the soviet union in 1991 my loves, you ain’t ready

baekhyun takes ages to notice while he’s teasing and kissing you and ends up sweating bullets when he realizes that the sublime art fell to pieces.

sorry comrade 

the fantasy knots and artistic freedom increases even more when it comes to putting a collar and leash on you

and his guy is supposed to be a dog owner? mongryong, instruct your man

baekhyun is a flustered mess trying to fasten it on you even if he tries very hard to be concentrated

maybe it’s because you’re watching him with literal hawk eyes checking every move (...hoping he learned something from you oh my). you’re not really melting into your role either, huh. the only thing melting is your pussy because baekhyun is acting so embarrassed which is the actual turn-on

if that doesn’t give you away

the leash comes off in two minutes time after baekhyun miraculously ties his own hands together with it

how the fuck did that happen

how do you even manage to do that

eager are we

after whipping his own thigh, self-domination 2.0 i guess

so whipping and bondage are off the programme 

this has been the most chaotic and hazardous attempt at topping in the history of sm entertainment

and they’re literally called s and m

...humiliation is next

when you planned your session you both figured hey he’s tested and tried by exo’s lively debate culture and he might be able to pull that off

and there are no props involved so he’ll have an easy time right

life is an illusion

you find out he can’t pronounce degrading names clearly because he keeps on stuttering them. which in return makes baekhyun crack up. 

carrying on the joke, you correct him every time. 

“i want you to repeat after me: stupid, slutty, bitch.”

it ends up as you doing what you always do 

teaching and training him while baekhyun either shyly or brattily obliges. you don’t even notice how you’re doing it but from the outside, it’s blatantly obvious.

because your brain is still feeling in domme mode, you also find yourself saying the usual things to him without thinking, even when he grabs you and gives orders. “now bend over! i’m gonna fuck your brains out.” — “okay, cutie!” 

which causes baekhyun’s mean face to collapse and he snap out of his command tone immediately, snorting because it’s the last thing he expected

he tries to carry on by punishing you with an actual mouth gag and a harness he can hold onto while fucking you from behind, i mean your pussy is already wet why not

guess what’s gonna ensue

wearing a harness feels kind of strange and new so you wiggle back and forth and all over the place. like what is this, what’s happening. baekhyun’s dick is going into all kinds of directions my friends, the amusement park carousel surely inspired this fucking style right here. 

and wearing a gag — there’s a way different person who needs to have this in his chatty mouth. 

kai and kyungsoo’s dream would come true and yet you’re the one gagged 

something ain’t right

if you’re honest. you’re feeling so weird being on the other end of punishment tonight and not being able to give him any directions. your dom brain is worrying he’s all left to his own devices trying to drive that confused dick home left and right and above and below and diagonal and crosswise. 

the fuck

your poor guts my god

what’s worse: his stamina is gonna sneak up behind him and tap on his shoulder like... bro that’s enough pounding for a whole month please spare these balls from deflating please do not break this device

to which your pussy agrees in unison

how are you gonna love your bub day in day out if you’re that sore

there’s nothing more frustrating than being sore and horny with byun baekhyun at your disposal

or a knocked out boyfriend trying to generate at least a sprinkle of semen after getting completely emptied in one go

probably sleeping for three days straight

alright so the harness and gag come off fast oh dear baekhyun clears those away in a heartbeat

that’s another point off the list 

the more you know

carousel cringe dicking down type of dominance... bizarre, disorderly, totally erratic, not on the agenda, worst rated on bing 

comrade baekhyun keeps on apologizing for making things so messy even if he tries and tries

you’re both so puzzled because you’re used to something so different and need a water chugging pause

baekhyun hasn’t sweated this hard since doing the MAMA choreography

and your pussy has never had to provide this much lubrication at once

where on earth is both of your usual stamina what happened

if a type of sex exhausts you fast and even baekhyun’s balls are suddenly moody you just know you’re wired in the opposite way

safe to say you’re better at giving and baekhyun is better at taking

leave the multidirectional powerfucking to kai or something

and being orderly to xiumin

another rug could have been knitted my friends 

moving on dot org

so, you both figure to take it easier and try to go with something he usually does in passing. you know, turning a typical baekhyun habit into something you can try out casually in bed so he can tease you.

that one should work out right?

proceed: teeth action. you seated, him positioning himself above you. after your approval baekhyun pulls your hair back to expose your neck — so he can deliciously bite into it (or so was the plan). 

reality: his hand gets tangled up completely. 

while he’s busy nibbling and giggling about like a lil’ bunny chomping at a carrot that turns out to be extremely ticklish herself. 

in fact, you start squeaking out a wonky high pitch, startling baekhyun’s fine musical ear to the bone by the obvious atonality. did she just try to outsing my vocal range with a creaking whistle note? 

mariah carey would cancel you on twitter over this one

that’s how you turn a vicious, possessive bite into an eternal meme

every time either of you go for a neck kiss, you end up imitating each other. baekhyun has immortalized himself as a nervous chomping bunny and you as the vocalist anti-christ

lord have mercy

you miss your old sex life already and it’s only been two hours

cause you see... if baekhyun gives you the chance to bite him? he needs a set of long sleeves, scarves, and an extra soft pillow to sit down on for the next two days

like, no mercy bitch

you get right down to business and ravage him and do it properly until he cums in his pants

sure, the way he uses his tongue now is definitely kinda hot mind you

baekhyun is always good with his singing equipment that doesn’t suddenly change aye

and you keep your eyes closed

but with time you notice that he starts drooling and whimpering. baekhyun’s wet mouth is out there betraying him, huh.

same with your body. your reactions give you away, body language just won’t lie. you have a damn hard time staying still. you wanna do something, you wanna touch and guide baekhyun all over.

and vice versa baekhyun keeps on glitching and doing the same thing he really became a living tumblr gif now

this whole session is just so confusing and laced with all these moments of awkwardness it’s really telling you something about yourself and mister pinky toe’s ideal dynamic

baekhyun can’t even get himself to even lightly slap you properly. and when he does, his delicate hands are just so cute. it’s as if legolas came along, scented in jasmine, elegant and fabulous like it’s a l’oreal commercial

he immediately looks concerned after he manages to do it cleanly and you admit it wasn’t really that exciting a feeling yourself. it felt more like, “um ouch, and?”

needless to say, you’re weirded out if anything, baekhyun smacking and dragging you around as a cold-as-ice dom is just a strange thing to do for both of you 

like even exo’s wolf era fashion was more coherent than this carrot fuckery

and those were some of the most intense turtlenecks ever 

is there really nothing dominant baekhyun can pull off. come on he’s the genius idol 

actually 

there’s something that does work out for once

because no rule without exceptions indeed

because hey, you can learn something anyway, it’s the whole point of you going through a list of things to try as a couple

baekhyun is good at doing the more hardcore, faster kind of fingering. who would have thought, totally surprising, revolutionary i know. but that’s where you’re both agreeing hey, there’s some untapped potential you can use for the steamier evenings you have going. 

cuz wow, he can get you off with flying colors. 

...only to succumb to a malfunctioning bobohu wrist 

even baekhyun’s boner for your legs in latex isn’t that stiff

it’s another pause until his hand loosens up again

this poor man just can’t win

and if you’re asking oi hard domming isn’t the only thing you can do

baekhyun trying to summon his inner soft dom: surprise, same old tale. here we go again.

your boyfriend thinks he generally looks way too puppy-like to be your big ole buff daddy taking care of you. oversized sweater, fluffy hair and all. 

you say to him well, it’s not that doms can’t wear casual things. but it’s true that you have to feel your role and find yourself believable. regardless of your looks, in fact. 

unless your partner really enjoys you dressing up as some kind of dominant hyper-archetype? looking the part is relatively unimportant if you’re absolutely made for dominance you say

pretty eye-opening moment for him

in your roleplay, he caresses and kisses you to the point, he can approach and lead you to do this or that position, don’t be mistaken. and he’s good at making presents, he’s indulging you perfectly well and actually likes doing it. but... it still ends up being more vanilla than not a few hours in. the d/s is out the door almost automatically the longer you do it.

at the end, it leaves you with a feeling of “but err, what now? give the maid outfit to charity?” 

baekhyun rubs his neck in search for something else to do, both of you staring at each other with expressions blanker than kyungsoo when a prancing chanyeol is acting up.

how did the quote go again. if you scramble for inspiration, let it be?

it’s exactly that situation when baekhyun soft doms. he can hold you tight and do his thing for a while, but the chemistry of your roles is dwindling into a question mark.

in fact. there’s an uneasy silence as if great mother suho was sitting right beside you critiquing baekhyun’s sugar daddy skills

baekhyun is rich like a motherfucker and can’t even call you ‘my innocent lil’ baby girl’ without looking like he just learned a first grade tonguetwister by heart

you did play your parts with less cracking up, but you clearly tell him that there’s still something strangely clueless and “ah, awkward” (baekhyun’s verdict in response, verbatim) in between the two of you. 

when you take care of baekhyun and tuck him in, you hardly run out of ideas. it just goes on and on. even when you played through an entire scene, you both come up with things to extend the scenario because it’s so much fun. you make him a hot chocolate, massage his feet, brush his hair, do some extra light bondage with a silk ribbon around his ankles to make him feel pretty, feed him pizza, have him cuddle up in your lap, pinch his ass, and do some rimming if he’s feeling a bit hornier. 

the spoiling is nice at the start, but there’s something missing. you want to lead his hands and really treat him, and do it all the time, and baekhyun really finds himself craving it as well. 

baekhyun soft domming quickly turns into — well just normal loving makeouts and gestures. you kiss and touch, there’s nothing hierarchical about it, nothing mega juicy or exciting.

you just don’t get into the groove, you know. there’s nothing particular happening if you try to get into those roles. it doesn’t titillate both of you for an extended period of time, it doesn’t make you curious for more. it’s like... shrug. what about it. 

when you usually dominate, you know something hits home when you think about it all day. baekhyun screaming and crying with his legs twitching pops up whenever you close your freaking eyes goddamn.

you make a note to observe whether you’re going about your daily business thinking about how you could be his innocent good girl. following his every whim, making big eyes at him or something. 

result: more shaky, ruined baekhyun moaning his soul out in the highest of notes and leaking cum everywhere from getting choked and his face sat on. 

daddy baekhyun has simply not crossed your mind. in fact, poor guy no chance to fit in there from the get-go. his particularly whorish, extra subby counterpart is all over your brain cells with his tongue out. and you’re very tempted to grab it between your thumb and index and spit in his mouth for some very good measure. maybe cum in it as well.

um. so there’s that. the more you know.

baekhyun figures as much himself and you try the other side of the equation. oh, oh. here comes hard dom baekhyun.

who gets you on your knees and starts a wild deepthroat session while calling you names. that’s all well and good... nope. your gag reflex decides to yeet some weird coughing facial expressions and reflex cock bites at poor baekhyun who doesn’t know what’s happening. to finish him off completely, you sneeze while having a hiccup and his dick slips out. 

... you both safeword at the same time.

that cleanup has scarred you both for life. what the everloving fuck. no more impulse throatfucking in this pure christian household, then. 

you’ll stick to lazy, twirling, indulgent blowjobs and the usual ruined orgasms for him — the actually planned ones, jesus christ.

like seriously. you invented a whole new language with those confused gargling noises and that wasn’t french, it was advanced level klingon. baekhyun repeats asking if you’re okay and you’re still stuck realizing oh hell, that was not pretty. off the bucket list, you like sucking him off but this style just doesn’t come natural to you. 

the popsicles you could train yourself with are usually gone from the freezer within a day after getting the groceries. baekhyun is wholeheartedly addicted to them. 

he loves cheating on his diet since you told him his fully cheeks are your emotional support squish and kiss pillows, so.

baekhyun rightfully insists he’s better at eating pussy the wild way in the first place — and that you have no business choking on his dick like you’re on hot ones eating the world’s spiciest whatever is trending now.

or actually... baekhyun’s dick can’t be compared to a chili pepper if we’re doing a choking analogy alright. that just doesn’t fit his promotion concept. cinnamon stick is more like it.

ever saw one of these terrible cinnamon spoon videos where reckless people try to defeat god by— anyway, you’ve seen them. that’s how you looked like trying to get your mouth fucked. i think god would actually be defeated by how far away from divine elegance that was and you’re so sorry for subjecting baekhyun to this artless display. 

cinnamon is still best used in small doses. say, for garnishing a creamy cake or pie y’know. 

anyway. you dished up the most butchered attempt at sexy gagging in history and so, baekhyun will preach for days how he’s the one chosen by fate to push down seven big fat inches of your strap still half asleep without even blinking. 

... and that his world-class operatic breath control would probably enable him to bury his face in your pussy on mount everest. baekhyun knows that every domme would sell her soul to get a sub as skilled with breathing as him.

...and that he has the official copyright for giving quality slobbery oral with quality smudged tears. as he will demonstrate to you almost daily from then on. king of messy head and going stupid with the tongue acrobatics. ugh, the noises are amazing, too. give him a grammy for his oral sounds.

gotta leave the heavy-duty work to the experts innit.

at dinner, he also poutingly brags how he can make his spit run out of his nose while he’s sucking himself through your entire dildo collection. and blow spit bubbles. and snort his own semen off his thighs and let it drop off his tongue if he’s in a particularly slutty mood. or a creampie. jeez, baekhyun, the wolf of wallstreet is strong in him. you literally have to stop him from showing off because “hey boy, i already know! i’ve seen it last week bro it was good!”

needless to say he’s talking in essays all day because he wants things go back to normal and he doesn’t have to ask twice.

for real, your candy man with the cinnamon stick has been suffering from the love bites and has to retire his cock for two days from the bruising. 

mind you. the pain he can deal with. that ain’t the problem. by all means, man. he’s a fucking masochist. 

it’s actually more like... submissive you has deactivated his boner and he can’t help it. it’s not you that makes him limp, it’s more like, the klingon choking and the ton of mishaps that just don’t sit right. 

baekhyun feels bad about not doing well enough to make both of you have a good time as well which is lowkey heartbreaking. you have to cheer him up with ‘now repeat after me: stupid, slutty bitch’ jokes to make him chuckle at least a bit.

cuz you gotta understand, baekhyun is very ambitious to develop his talents in all areas of life. if there’s a skill he gets stuck with and he can’t work with his potential, that’s so unusual to him.

and you say man, imagine if you were some kind of uber-talented dom. that’d still not make me sneeze any less.

if you dominate him, it feels easy to do. nothing can really ruin the mood, not even when the lube runs out (baekhyun drools enough to make anything slippery okay). 

except maybe when xiumin rings on landline because he left his favorite fluffy sweater in the subway and needs to vent about it. my god that’s such a tear-jerking story i’m close to sobbing. this shit could kill literally any boner.

or when your hand cramps up after shoving your fingers down his throat and in his ass for like half an hour which should be ranked first as the saddest anime betrayal of all time but it’s justifiable and you had a lot of fun beforehand.

in other words. only the things outside of your control tend to mess with your femdom business. in and of itself, nothing can kill your vibe except a dying battery obviously. 

whereas you trying submission oddly spoils the atmosphere from the inside out and provides a free cringe compilation. like without even doing much, it happens automatically. 

baekhyun relishes in dramatically recounting how you both looked like true clowns attempting a rendition of overexpensive, extra tangly contemporary art bondage. hell, not even employed clowns, completely retired ones, struggling to regain their tightrope tricks from summer 1912 when harry houdini was still hot shit in town. 

you say oh god, that wasn’t even worth a retired clown’s skillset, clowns work damn hard man. you’d be hardpressed to find any circus artist capable of cracking a whip onto themselves baekhyun-style and moaning out loud because it was this good. seriously. that was one for the books.

if baekhyun tried to set foot in some willy-nilly maledom porn, he’d be capable of firing himself on the first day. 

at the end, you just have a good laugh, man. you agree — hey, this ain’t it, but it’s good to know at least. tried and tested, been there, done that. self-whipping and carrot-nibbling and blowjob hiccups.

if you’re both so hopeless and living up to the challenge managed to upset poor mariah carey instead of giving you a hot and steamy time, you very well know where you belong. that’s a good feeling. assuring and a confidence boost for your skills. it makes up for all the clumsiness actually. 

exactly because the try-out part was an entire disaster, domming baekhyun will be even more fun, you can’t see it becoming anywhere near boring. it never really was, but now you know where your strong suits are even more so. and — what to avoid, anyway. 

no more unsafe practice and teddy whipping under this roof my friend

and something to incorporate more often which is baekhyun unleashing his very creative, pianoesque fingering skills on you.

you have lots of anecdotes to rile each other up as well. or, at least, tease another a bit. your high note was too legendary not to be remembered.

baekhyun will use all of these things against you in a positive way if you get what i mean. he’ll say how you being so strangely vocal made him realize just how commanding and compelling your sexy time voice is when you tell him how to kneel, how to kiss, how to revere.

and you teasing him how clumsy a dom he is makes baekhyun more self-assured in his subbing abilities. he knows for a fact you’ve not once roasted him about how well he can use his pretty mouth. cuz it’s the real deal. sloppy, skilled, and eager to please. he’s damn right about that.

hitting his toes has ruined baekhyun’s whole career as a dom and he was mad at first but he did realize that beside the clumsiness, subbing just suits him well as a principle

your experience gives you even more anticipation for all the sex you will have in the future. 

you already knew what you both liked. you know it even more now, it’s underlined, it’s a big relieved yes. no more cringey “daddy, daddy, choke me please!” worship. time to make his day and sit on baekhyun’s perfect face to fuck the shit out of it. 

or you know, actually land a whip on his juicy boyfriend thighs and listen to those heavenly loud reactions in a dead-on pitch (he usually moans in C minor).

long story short and cinnamon sticks aside. it’s even more fun now. you just love your cute subby boy just as he is. he doesn’t have to try to be anything else or step up his game. he’s so ideal just doing what he does like a real angel.

more subby stuff: m.list + ao3

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[junhaoshua]

HOME;RUN - an analysis

So our boys SLAYED in this comeback and I am in love with the concept so much!! Seventeen in suits gets my heart fluttering ~

After watching the MV a couple of times (and being in awe of how good it is), this theory occurred to me:

The diamond represents stardom and CARATS; the MV is all about SEVENTEEN’s journey as idols and their relationship with CARATS.

A scene-by-scene analysis of the MV under the cut!

(and the awesome header above is by @soonhoonsol​ who is incredibly talented and came up with this masterpiece in less than an hour!)

I’m going to put this disclaimer up front: these are just my theories and other interpretations are totally valid. I love all thirteen boys, and I think they have really good relationships with each other! So if I bring up past incidents or controversies, it’s from a place of love. I’m not trying to stir drama or criticize them. This essay is a love letter to them because I personally find the MV so meaningful. Also, I’ve been a Carat less than a year (this is my second comeback, fourth comeback if you count Japan releases) so please tell me if I’ve made mistakes ~

S.Coups and the baseball

When the MV starts, Seungcheol’s hit a wall, literally. (Additional symbolism regarding the wall to come later.)

Why? If you think back to the start of Coups’ career, he was training with NU’EST but he didn’t get to debut with them; he hit a wall at the start when it came to debut. Then, the diamond hits him: Seventeen comes along (and with that, Carats) and it changes his life, launching him to the public eye and stardom.

But at the same time, the diamond hits him on the head and knocks him out for a while, and this is kinda symbolic of his hiatus last year. He took a break because of his anxiety; anxiety caused by knowing how much the fans love him, and not wanting to let them down. The impact of idol life made him feel so pressured that he needed to take a step back.

But! At the end, Coups picks up the diamond again; he’s ready to resume his journey, and perform for Carats!!

Mingyu, Wonwoo, and Seokmin at the bar

The scene cuts from Coups to the boys at the bar, and I can think of a few reasons for the choices!

Firstly, Mingyu. Gyu’s the one who gave the shoutout to Coups during their daesang acceptance speech while he was on his hiatus. That was a huge moment in their careers - recognition not just from their diamond fans, but also from the general public.

Secondly, Wonwoo. He’s had his own struggles with anxiety and not feeling good enough too, and he’s shared before that he wonders what he has to make fans love him. (Also, I love the Wonwoo-Coups gamer-bro bond ~)

Then we have DK, and I feel like the choice of DK here is because he’s a leader too, even if we forget that often. Back when it was announced DK would be leading BSS, he cited Coups as his inspiration for being a good leader; he’s watching Coups’ example.

(I’m not totally certain about the symbolism here though, so feel free to chime in!)

Hoshi, Jun, and Dino’s dance

Our performance unit leader’s the one who first appears and starts dancing; he’s the choreographer, and the one that the members look to when performing!

(Other than that, I don’t think there’s a lot of deep symbolism; it’s just a fun dance break lol. The dance breaks are all just cool choreo moments ~)

Vernon and the gambling den

This scene basically focuses on Hansol, who’s just chilling and vibing while everyone else is fighting.

The background of this set is some sort of gambling den, and we see chips and cards flying around. What do people associate with gambling? Money. Think back to the early days of Vernon’s career; he was involved in Show Me The Money, and it caused a ton of controversy and undeserved hate.

Yet, in the midst of all this chaos, Hansol’s just rapping and vibing, because our boy rose above all the hate that was directed at him to become an amazing rapper!! Also he’s just so chill all the time and we love him for it ~ that’s how he gets hold of the diamond in the midst of this chaos!!!

(also, he passes it to Minghao. Why does he pass it to Hao? idk can’t really explain. Any ideas?)

The8 and Joshua in the car

For this scene, we switch to black and white, which kinda shows that there’s a certain nostalgia here.

Minghao’s holding the diamond and looking at it carefully, with a certain distance. As we all know, Hao’s someone who’s very realistic; he reminds us of the distance between idols and fans, and doesn’t do any of the flirty playing around. But it doesn’t mean that he loves and treasures us less! It’s because he cares about Carats that he wants us to remember to lead our own lives and focus on ourselves too ~

Meanwhile, Shua’s driving the car. Why the deliberate choice of Hao and Shua? They’re the ones who had to travel to get that diamond; they left their homes to come to Korea to become stars and in doing so, earn the fans’ love. It’s been a long, hard road, and I respect them so much for taking it.

(What about Jun and Hansol? I’m sure some of you will ask. Hansol isn’t really foreign line; he was born and raised in Korea, there wasn’t any travelling. As for Jun, he was a highly-acclaimed child star with his own fans and career before he travelled to Korea to become a part of Seventeen, so he wasn't really chasing stardom.)

Dino and Wonwoo on the train

After the theatre dance break, our maknae gets on that train and promptly starts searching everywhere for the diamond. 

Why? In my opinion, Chan’s criminally underappreciated in the fandom; he’s so so incredible (just look at his rap + visuals here!), but he just doesn’t get enough love from the fans; that’s why he’s trying so hard to get that diamond! (also, give Dino more respect yall, he deserves it)

Wonwoo’s also searching for the diamond. Remember the analysis earlier: he doesn’t think that he has much presence or charisma to attract fans. He’s looking for the love and fans too.

Mingyu and Jeonghan on the train

Two things to note before we break down the scene: they’re probably the ones with the diamond at the start of this scene (since they’re the thieves in the newspaper), but by the next scene, they’ve somehow lost the diamond to Wonwoo.

Firstly, we see that Gyu and Hannie both cover their faces. They’re largely considered to be two of the best visuals in the group. I believe this represents a fear of theirs; that without their looks, they’ll lose the fans’ love.

Secondly, they run away from the train (likely leaving the diamond behind). Both Jeonghan and Mingyu have taken time away from the public eye lately. Hannie suffered from dizziness because he pushed himself so hard to perform for us, not wanting to disappoint Carats, until his body forced him to take a break. Gyu basically disappeared from view during the Itaewon controversy and all the hate he was getting. Thus, them running away from the train symbolises them taking a break from the idol life.

Wonwoo and Minghao examining the diamond

Wonwoo has the diamond now, and he’s got it under a magnifying glass and he’s examining it closely. 

The magnifying glass gives you the chance to see something’s flaws. With the recent Curry incident, Wonwoo’s seen the ugly side of stardom (personal take: yes he messed up, but I do think it was an honest mistake, please no discourse in the comments). He looks at it, he sees the flaws, and he puts it down; he’s examined it for flaws and he needs to take some time away from being an idol (see: him basically going off the radar for a while there).

Why does Minghao grab the diamond and run off with it? A ton of things happened to SVT in recent months, which are largely referenced in chronological order: Coups’ hiatus > Jeonghan’s hiatus > Itaewon incident > Curry incident > The Tag and Minghao getting a ton of attention.

Hao really shone so much in The Tag for his cool attitude; he got talked about everywhere, GoSe views shot up, and new Carats were converted! (The attention on Hao also helped the controversies to start dying down, because the news had something new and interesting to talk about.) Beyond GoSe, Hao's just been getting a ton of attention lately - Falling Down, more screen time, and more lines! (I've been so bias wrecked by him it's not even funny.) He really be running off with the diamond and all the love from the fandom that he deserves ~

(personally, I really hope that The Tag will be the start of a nice, peaceful period, with lots of love and no incidents for our diamond boys ~)

Seungkwan and the pool table

After a fun bowling alley dance break, the diamond lands on the pool table and people start fighting over it before Seungkwan gets fed up and throws the diamond at the camera.

The moment I saw this scene, I was reminded of the fight in OFD (aka probably the only time SVT has really, actually fought onscreen). The thing about shows is that so much is done for “entertainment”. In the media industry, there’s a need to create drama to keep viewers watching and people interested. It’s an ugly, toxic part of stardom. I really, really hated that part of OFD; how hard the PDs pushed the boys to keep things entertaining, causing the hyper-competitive spirit and all the drama, was just too much for me.

But in OFD, Seungkwan worked really hard to reconcile the two teams, and to me that’s Seungkwan. He’s the one who’s good at variety and a drama queen, but he cares about the others so much. He’s not going to let stardom and the need to be entertaining actually, really affect their relationships. If the need to put on a show for the camera is creating conflict? Break the camera.

(also, pay attention to the newspaper at the end of this segment: the diamond is literally named the Carat Star - doesn’t it make sense that it symbolises CARATs and stardom?)

Jun, Woozi, and the brick wall

We’re back where the MV started at the brick wall, which I believe to be the brick wall from the L&R MV.

Jun just sees the diamond and… stops and blinks. Honestly the expression on his face is peak comedy right there and I feel like that’s so Jun. Thoughtful, quiet (at least on camera), observant, and just… intensely and effortlessly funny?! I’ve always felt that he’s someone who’s so incredibly gifted - visuals, vocals, dance - and he needs more love ~ (oops my ult bias is showing)

On the other hand, Woozi goes up there, grabs his bat, and breaks the glass to get the diamond. This has a couple of interpretations for me. As Seventeen’s producer, Woozi’s the one taking charge of their music; so much of their success from the start is because of his production (not forgetting Hoshi’s choreo, Vernon’s writing, Coups’ leadership, and the overall OT13!) He really takes charge of their musical sound, which has been so important in their rise to stardom and getting CARATs to slip into the diamond life.

Also, remember how I said we’re at the L&R wall? Heng:garae was Seventeen’s most successful comeback to date, and they shattered a ton of their previous records, just like Jihoon’s out here breaking the glass!

OT13 and Forever Diamond

In the last scene, we get a huge OT13 dance with fireworks and the words “Forever Diamond” in the background.

This scene actually made me cry the first time I saw it. The words made me think of that Weverse post that got Hoshi crying: even if one day Seventeen isn’t performing any more, they’ll still have been a part of our lives, and we’ll hear their names and remember that they were a part of our lives that brought us joy. The members have often talked about how much they all mean to each other, and how they hope that their relationship can last forever (see: HTR and also the Going 70 segment of Caratland). They’ve also expressed their hope that we’ll continue to love them for a long time. (dang why the heck am I crying while typing this)

“Forever Diamond” encapsulates the relationship that SEVENTEEN and CARATs have so well: they’re our diamond boys, and we’ve slipped into the diamond life. We’re both each other’s forever diamonds. 

To the last say the name, and beyond!

Tagging: @hyeri-yah​ and @leannehuang​ bc the two of you liked hearing the initial draft of this long theory ~

[shyung-shoes]

tagged by: @exo-saranghaha thank you!! (sorry this has been sitting in my drafts for like 2 days)

tagging: @subinis @soft-pentagon @soonhoonsol @myunqho @scoupsy

under the cut bc i made this longer than it had to be <3

ults - pentagon, svt, lucy (i could probably just answer this in a ptg context but i would feel bad :( )

1. who was your first bias?

ptg- yanan

svt- minghao

lucy- yechan

2. who is your bias now?

they’re all the same dufvbidfb... hui did test me though 

3. what was the first mv you watched by them?

ptg- oh god i cant remember. i think humph?

svt- clap!

lucy- snooze <3

4. what’s your favourite mv?

ptg- all... of them??? um... shine jpn version, daisy, can you feel it, sha la la, happiness, cosmo

svt- again.. all of them... fallin flower, home;run, lilili yabbay (a performance mv but shh), getting closer, oh my, call x3

lucy- jogging!

5. if you could only listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

ptg- seasons

svt- ah! love

lucy- snooze <3

6. who would you want to see them collab with?

ptg&svt- each other!! bro!! i am WAITING for a kino/vernon masterpiece. the vibes would be absolutely immaculate. and the performance?? out of this world. untouchable. no one would ever perform again 

lucy- red velvet (blows a kiss to wonsang). but seriously uh idk why my brain goes cix but i feel like there could be some dope ass acoustic versions of cix songs

7. what (mv) concept do you want to see them do?

ptg&svt&lucy- uh any?? i dont really have a preference for concepts bc i just enjoy everything. i do love this retro trend and i’m a sucker for a classic suit concept so something like that maybe

8. have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

oh yeah lol. once i was waiting in the wings about to perform and vernon was on the catwalk for some reason and wished me luck. i also had a dream yanan pretended to be my boyfriend to get a creepy guy off my ass 

9. if you could spend the day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

i’d just wanna wander around with my biases? idk im not good at Having An Activity To Do so going to one of those open malls and just checking out stuff in stores w/out actually buying things sounds like a lot of fun

10. which member do you think you would get on with best?

ptg- hui! we’d either hate each other or be absolutely inseperable i swear

svt- kwan i think

lucy- wonsang- cute perfectionists gotta stick together in this cruel world

11. which member do you think you would argue with?

ptg- honk or jinho :// it’s the aries for me (changgu doesnt count bc hes changgu)

svt- cheol? shua? chan? idk

lucy- gwangil maybe

12. if you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

ptg- wooseok probably asdiubvid

svt- none <3 they would all clown me and i do not need that

lucy- sangyeop? he is a kind dad and would not be mean to me

[holy-yeosang]

WHAT A GOOD ASK GAME THING. hm hm hm hm. exo?

Of course I am familiar with EXO

My bias + bias wrecker: D.O, I don’t have a wrecker in EXO but Lay.

First time i heard of them: Wolf....I just got into kpop around 2013 and stumbled upon Wolf on youtube...

When I became a fan: I never really became a real fan (I still mix up Chanyeol and Baekhyun), I just think they have solid songs and are a whole comedy show.

Favorite (and least favorite) title track: Obiously my favourite EXO track is Wolf, I mean it is a masterpiece...I don’t know them enough to have a least favourite track...

Favorite (and least favorite) b-side: Not applicable TT_TT

Favorite (and least favorite) mv: I love Lucky One MV a lot. I mean ya boy Suho really just popped a glass of water out of his palm like that. Also Kai breakdancing his way to freedom? Only legends coul.

Favorite (and least favorite) album: Not applicable...

A concept i wished they’d try: Cowboy....I want to see Chanyeol get chased by D.O

What I like most about them: They are such memes. Like Kai deadass thinking they were talking about his underwear during Knowing Bros and Baekhyun just casually saying that Sehun has a big schlong I...

🕊send in a kpop group & I’ll reply with

[nako-doodles]

13 songs tag 🎵

rules: You can only repeat one artist and only one time, so we can all kind of spread new 🎶 to the people we tag. Try to listen to at least one of the songs people rec here

I was tagged by my love @yooniversaire​ 💖💖💖 thank u bby

1. one song you 💛 the first time you listened to and never got tired of?

tonight - spica everything about this song and mv is so infectiously joyous im sad they disbanded 😭😭

2. one song you 😭 every time you listen or makes you emotional?

here comes the regrets ft. lee hi - epik high and amor fati ft. kim jong wan - epik high...theyve really did something wonderful w these songs......really stepped out of the box........ (see what I did there *wiggles eyebrows*)

3. one song that always makes you happy 😁?

this is a three way tie between calling in love ft. beenzino - suran, very nice - svt, and really really - winner I realize this said ONE song but you cant have too many happy songs ok.

4. one song that you would dedicate to your best friend and/or your family?

black pearl - exom to my best friend for jamming together w me to this song on the school bus for the entirety of my sophomore year and forever cementing our nerd status at school, and mama don’t worry - sam kim to my parents bc they've always been so worried about me since i havent really grown up w them and they still always make sure to check in w me

5. one song with a production (the sounds, the beat, the mood) you 😍?

bro imma cheat and say the entirety of primary’s newest single when i fall in love ft. meego, suran and slow down ft. meego, haon both songs are so fucking good and soothing i have NO WORDS primary really fucking outdid himself this time....I really wanted to say primary’s entire 2 album but this new single.... god damned sir hats off to you

6. one song with perfect, amazing, outstanding lyrics?

stand out fit in - one ok rock. i was fucking inconsolable listening to this the first time thank you one ok rock thank you taka

7. one song that you would recommend to anyone?

暗香 (hidden fragrance? its hard to translate) specifically the one covered by the one on the chinese vers of I am a singer. this man fucking slayed it dude!!!!!! hes not even a native speaker and the first time I heard him sing I didnt even realize. I just thought he had a dialect towards the end (lets be real no one speaks perfect standard mandarin unless youve been through professional training) bravo my dude ((and if you dont count covers goodbye - park hyoshin is also a MUST)

8. one song you don’t understand why you like so much but you do anyway?

icy - itzy. its so loud. and poppy. and stereotypical bright happy bubblegum nasally 90% rap instrumental mess of a kpop girl group song and like......everything i shouldn't like in a song but here I am going I SEE THAT IM ICY!!!!!!! THEY KEEP TALKIN’!!!!!!!! I KEEP WALKING!!!!!!!!! AJFIOJEIAO BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. one song that you think people, in general, wouldn’t like but you do?

any rania song tbh. they get so much flack for doing really risqué sexy concepts but like their songs are ALL bops??? pop pop pop?????masquerade?????? demonstrate?????? yall are missing out

10. one song people normally like and you don’t like or hate?

ok i wouldn't call it “hate” or even “dislike” but i just....dont get the hype for fake love? like im elated that jin has more lines and screen time and they all look fantastic and the mv is great and yes at dramatic crying and references to hyyh and ly:tear is a fucking masterpiece but like fake love just......isnt my jam.......its how i feel when people talk about how hot benedict cumberbatch is......like on an objective stance I guess???? sure???????????......i really dont get it

11. one song you would call a masterpiece?

again one can never have too many masterpieces so here's a trio: the chaser - infinite, beautiful night - beast, and error - vixx. you can never have too much orange juice, so to speak

12. one song you recently (last 30 days max) discovered and really liked?

ive been obssessed w tired - nive ever since dee introduced it to me. (((im still going thru ur recent batch of recs my love plus I need to find music to rec back to you!!!!! so hang on!!!!!!!)))

13. one song you listen to to get pumped like you wanna tear down the fucking government or something?

dead end in tokyo - man with a mission its the first song on my playlist ‘the labors of hair-cules.’ its what I play when I need to wax my legs or really undergo any pain. im a wimp. (cry out and we are by one ok rock is also a great call to arms song, as is fly again 2019 - man with a mission but the rules are there so shhhhhh pretend this addition doesnt exist)

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I tag my loves @cafejoon @stargazingjin @yunkisunbae @ksj1​ @jincentvangogh​ @yourdelights​ @yooniversaire​ @suggable🌸🌸🌸 to do this mess

[danicavarder]

Listen I know I haven’t talked about exo in a while but once u go exo l there’s no way to truly get away from ICONS and quarantine has given me a lot of time to catch up and rewatch old stuff and some THOUGHTS (TM):

- mama was a genuinely good era and was really fucking creative!! Like superpowers??? A song that actually meant something??? Some of the wildest outfits??? SCREAMO in the middle of a kpop song??? Ur favs could never

- why the fuck was there a period of time where ppl were like “sehuns so lazy” HAVE U SEEN THIS KID he danced his heart out in every video I can’t believe that was ever a thing some of y’all don’t stan talent smh. ALSO HIM GETTING MORE LINES thank u god every word out of his mouth is gold

- the Chinese versions of every song. Masterpieces.

- I miss OT12 like every day but I’m glad kris luhan and tao got away from the devil that is SME to do their own thing (but also secretly holding out for suho creating his own company and reuniting them all and then they can all just hang out together and be bros!!)

- *the fanfics aren’t what they used to be* 😫

- the overdose mini album is full of BOPS from start to end

- kris is still an absolute god in the second growl MV (Chinese version) and I am still willing to *censored*

- POWER IS ALSO SO FUCKING GOOD AND DESERVED SO MUCH LOVE WHY DONT YALL LOVE THE WEIRD CONCEPTS THEYRE SO MUCH FUN (also number one workout song tbh)

- the little “I want u” in obsession makes me feel some type of way. Also kai’s croptop 😳

- can’t believe we never got a conclusion to the drama episodes when there were so many THEORIES ugh

- I can’t believe how much they’ve all matured might cry

to be continued maybe idk

[leejeongz]

Stray kids reaction to you fangirling/fanboying over their new mv

🤧I thought it was pretty fitting to post this today! Hope you enjoy! Thanks for requesting btw🤧

Bang Chan:

He walked in just as you pressed the notification. The volume of your head phones went straight up and the even white noise blocked out the sound of bang chan coming in. The music started and you let out a slight squeak. Bang Chan felt proud in that moment. He knew he’d done well and he didn’t need you to tell him after that, even if you didn’t know he heard. He waited until the whole mv was over, 739 squeals and squeaks later, and came and sat on the bed next to you. “Did you like it?” He asked, shutting off your tablet while maintaining eye contact. Just as you went to answer he cut you off. “I know you did, baby, now show me how much you loved it.” BOY JUST WANTED A KISS AND A CUDDLE THAT CAME OUT SUGGESTIVELY EW.

Woojin:

You were on your way home late at night, your time zone meant it came out quite late for you but it was just as you finished work so you’d still be awake. You watched it while walking, as soon as it finished, you rang Woojin to congratulate him and tell him how good it was. That was the plan, however, words just wouldn’t come out over the phone. “Woojin, you just? And he? And you? Oh sorry I’m not making sense it’s because I don’t think I can.” He sat on the other end, a little bewildered but he thought it was SO. CUTE. He’d be smiling to himself the whole time. He’d never seen/heard you like this before, it was really something special. “I can’t wait to see you so we can watch it together and I can see your reaction.”

Lee Know:

“Y/N!!!!!” He ran to the room you were in with his phone in his hands. “I WAS TOLD YOU COULD WATCH THE MV BEFORE IT WENT LIVE SO HERE WATCH IT!” He put his phone right in front of your face and pressed play, you didn’t have a choice in whether you wanted to watch or if he was allowed to watch you. Your mouth fell open in the first second, it was already the best thing you’d ever seen in your life. As it continued, you subconsciously kept on hitting Minho out of excitement, he didn’t care though, you were being real adorable. “Now you finished beating me up, you enjoyed it right?” He asked excitedly “actually I don’t think I need to ask.” He flashed you on of those beautiful smiles he possesses before putting an arm around you, kissing the top of your head and saying “I’m glad you liked it.”

Changbin:

“Changbin looked SO GOOD” you shouted down the phone to your friend on reflection of the mv, unaware that Changbin was right outside your door. “I KNOW!!! I WISH HE COULD SEE US RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY NO WE’RE A MESS” she screamed back, still yet to know that you and him were in a relationship. He knocked on the door and you quickly said goodbye to your friend. “I looked good huh?” He asked with a smirk, all you could do was nod in response. “Tell me more about how I made you feel” he teased, kissing your neck before sitting down on the bed. “As if you just watched MY mv without me, traitor” he moaned and you shrugged and whispered a sorry. “Oh well,” he replied, “at least I got to hear you scream about me.”

Hyunjin:

You gripped hold of Hyunjin’s arm during his part, he was sat beside you on the bed while you watched for the first time. “Oh my GOD Hyunjin you did that?! You rapped LIKE THAT?! WITH YOUR WHOLE ASS TONGUE?!” You screamed extra loud, forgetting you had ear phones in. He smiled proudly at you before pointing back down at the screen. When you weren’t looking, he was staring at you. The only thing he ever wants you to be of him is proud, and when you were, he was happy. Super fucking happy. He knew your incessant screaming and lack of sentence structure/ simple vocabulary was a good thing and he couldn’t be happier. He bragged to his members to next time he saw them “sure, they screamed all the way through, but it was different when I was on the screen, it was with love.”

Han:

“Y/n can you just-“ he walked into your room to see you crying. “Baby, what’s wrong?! What film was it that you watched!? Did someone send you a hurtful message? God I’ll beat their ass” he wrapped an arm around you. “Beat your own ass” you sniffled out. You unlocked the monitor (honey you cried that long that it locked itself???) to reveal the new mv. “Look at what you did!!” You screamed “that whole 4 minutes was the best 4 minutes of my life!” He soon sat in the chair next to you, breathing a sigh of relief with a fat smile on his face. “Why did you cry though?” He asked, trying to understand the life of a stay. “LISTEN PAL, I WAS ATTACKED” you tried to explain but you just couldn’t. He settled for that, laughing slightly at your weirdness. “You and the rest of stay are crazy”

Felix:

“Y/n did you watch it yet?” He asked excitedly. “YES FELIX, YES I DID” your volume was HIGH and was not going down any time soon. “And?” He asked, patiently waiting for your thoughts. “Felix you killed it GOD DAMN IT.” You shouted once again. “YOU ALWAYS DO BUT THIS TIME BRO THIS TIME” you were hyping him up no joke, he could get used to this he thought. “Bro?” He then questioned, you never called him bro, usually a more loving pet name. “YES BRO IM SORRY IT JUST SLIPPED OUT IN EXCITEMENT” he laughed loudly and excessively, he kinda liked it. Maybe they should drop a new mv everyday just to hear some new “pet names.”

Seungmin:

“Kim Seungmin what the hell was that?” You asked as he came into your room. You pointed at your computer screen, a freeze frame of him looking like a whole snack filled it. “Oh that? That’s nothing” he brushed it. You hit play, his angelic voice filled the room as he sang along. “STOP THAT PLEASE” you begged, on the verge of tears. “Or else what, baby?” He teased. He liked this, you being totally completely whipped for him. But he also liked that you enjoyed the mv. That was real important to him. However you expressed your proudness he didn’t care, just as long as he knew it. He came over and patted you on the head “just wait till the next one, honey”

I.N:

Something he’d never seen someone do before: cry over an mv. He rushed in “You liked it then?” He asked with a huge smile plastered across his face, stupid question. “Liked it? I loved it? Are you seriously thinking I’d ever dislike such a masterpiece? Anyone who does is uneducated” he just laughed in response. He didn’t really understand what was going on but you seemed to be having fun so he was happy. “Jeongin your dancing improved so much, look at you go baby!!!” You told him. His big smile somehow got bigger, you didn’t even think that was possible. “Aw thank you!” He hugged you. He was super happy to hear such a positive response to the mv, especially to his parts.

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[staycatcher]

What's your favorite music video/s (ignoring your opinion on the song itself)? I think mine (right now) are probably valkyrie (oneous) and wagamama de gomakasanaide (the oral cigarettes). I'd recommend listening to both of the songs because they're also great but the music videos are so cool. I'm sorry if I'm all over the place btw. I'm like two thirds through an energy drink and I'm starting to feel it. Bonus song rec: Rock paper scissors- MONT. 2/2 -🌵

Oooooohhh interesting question!! It’s hard bc I really feel like a good mv works well with the music but a good mv also sells the song so it’s really intertwined. I never thought of this before :O

In no particular order really really love What Can I Do by Day6!! %% by Apink!! My Pace by Skz!! Blood Sweat & Tears by BTS!! Hate by 4minute!! Hola by kard!! April fools by Park Jimin!! 7th sense by NctU!! TT by Twice!! These mvs I watched soooo many times and not even for streaming purposes. Just out of pure enjoyment lmao.

(Bro it was so hard narrowing this down I wanted to do multiple ones from the same artists too) I feel like the mvs show a really wide range now that I think of it😂😂 I REALLY LOOOOVE VALKYRIE TOO I WAS GONNA LIST IT IF YOU DIDNT!!! A MASTERPIECE

[jungbeez]

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✫*ﾟ･ﾟ｡. a guide about my ★ fav kpop groups .*｡･ﾟ✫* part 2 [part 1]

ミ✭ SF9

o sole mio T E Q U I E R O

a group everyone sleeps on 

but THEY’RE TALENTED

the kids only release bops if you don’t believe me go to listen easy love

actually a bunch of lost kids that doesn’t know what’s happening 90% of the time

i discovered them with fanfare but i really got biased with O sole mio because wow

i’ve been in love with them since then

i have this urge to protect them too

they need a lot of love plsssss

Bias: Dawon THIS KID NEEDS TO CHILL but for a week it was hwiyoung

Fave song: JUNGLE GAME WHAT A BOP

Fact: i don’t know why but dawon, zuho and chani remembers me of bts maknae line; at first was incapable of differentiate youngbin and inseong; i made my bro fall for them too i’m incredible; mamma mia was so good i listened in repeat for like two weeks. 

Quick note: taeyang is actually the sun??????? i can’t believe such an human exists

Things i want: another ASRM video plssssss

ミ✭ PENTAGON

the losers in love™

okay first of all shine is like a masterpiece???? i’m in love???

actual angels

we don’t fking deserve them

pentagon maker played with my heart but never disappointed me

know them since that time and i’ve never more happy 

they never disappoint with comebacks

????? all their songs are pure gold????? how can they???

i said this before but they’re angels

and very hardworking, my boys always try so hard they deserve the world

triple H saved my life in every sense

BIas: such a dilemma. Hyojong, Kino and Yanan (SOME1 COLLECT YANAN PLS)

Fave song: actually i can’t choose here just play like this at my funeral

Fact: yuto is an anime boy and no one can convince me otherwise; pentagon as girls = better girls than me, a girl; the way Yanan talks gets me everytime; Jinho and Wooseok together is the best thing in this world; i love the dance of shine with all my heart.

Quick note: i need one of kino’s songs as the mv song

Thins i want: Hyojong’s aesthetics

ミ✭ ANOTHER GROUPS i like but i don’t hype as much

what i mean

i love the music and i love them a lot and i wait for every comeback like the others  but i don’t watch as much videos of them or stalks them in general, basically because i like a lot of kpop but i don’t have the time to do it

so this will be a list of idols that i do listen and love

but maybe i don’t know a thing about the members life 

:)

GOT7 - actually i saw all the seasons of realgot7 but rn i don’t know what are they doing; i loved “look”, what a masterpiece; my bias is marrrrrrrrrrk; hard carry is still the best song of  2016

MAMAMOO - I SAY MAMA MAMA MOOOOOOO; okay i love the girls, love the music, love every single thing, they never disappoint because they only know how to do bops okay; my bias is moonbyul; yes i am saved the summer

DAY6 - i’m still sulky because of them losing a member just after debuting; every day 6 was the best thing jyp was ever done; they’re talented kings who need more appreciation; my bias is Jae of but Brian always tests me

IKON - nothing to say; HIP HOP KINGS; i don’t dislike a single song; actually rn i’m watching that program they’re doing; but still; my bias is Junhoe (DAMN DEEP VOICE); play bling bling at my funeral too

BIGBANG - kpop kings; the music i listen when i study or when i feel down; they make me emotional every time; but the only not mv video i watched of them was weekly idol, the one of fxxk it; still i love them a lot; my bias is GD and i’m still crying over flower road.

Block B - their concepts are always so different i don’t know what i’m gona find, but never disappointing; i’ve watched a few videos but i only know the things i’ve read on the internet; i love zico but kyung is my bias; shall we dance must be considered the eight wonder.

Twice - it all started as a joke but their songs are actually catchy so?????? the thing i have with twice is that i love them but i listen to his songs on repeat for a month and then never again lmao; my bias has been always Dahyun. 

Blackpink - nothing to say you know why i like bp (QUEENS); my bias is Jisoo; pls i need them to come back and slay my life again :(

Fact: i actually listen to every new video youtube recommends me so somentimes i like one song of a group or maybe two but like i’m too lazy to write all that groups here because i’ll be missing a lot, so if your fave group isn’t here ask me because maybe i do like his musis xdd