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i'm avoiding work right now by going through american dialect survey results from 2003 and i just encountered something i have never heard in my life and i simply MUST ask my fellow americans this survey question:

if you vote in this please tell me approximately where you live (region/state) in the tags, i'm so curious

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take my mermaid quiz boy

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Also I had to be a snitch earlier tonight and call my apartment security but all the parking was taken including the handicap spot which was taken by someone without a placard

And like I have a hard enough time getting up the damn stairs without having a long walk to my building and in the rain to boot

So yeah fuck anyone that takes handicap spaces when they don’t need it unless it’s an emergency or like below you move asap

I used this one in front of my apartment before I had my placard/before I was diagnosed one time when I got home late at night and no parking was left but I also made sure to move it asap in the early morning to make sure I didn’t take it up when someone needed it

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🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀

Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today

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So I got what is probably a fake Labubu off of eBay in the mail yesterday

But I managed to snag 2 real ones from pop marts TikTok tonight so I might make this one into a custom 👀

I may also be selling one of the 2 I managed to get but to be real I will probably open them both because I do want the secret one lol

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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

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@star-shapedfruit lmao best piece of trivia ever. I wish I had the money to go to Orlando/disney right now lol

I haven’t been since my quick day trip in 2019 before the KH world of tres concert. I basically got dole whip and went on haunted mansion and then I had to peace out lol. I think I did something else but I can’t remember. Maybe monsters inc laugh floor?

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I found the duplicate of this post in my facebook memories since I think I put my sarahah link on both tumblr and there

and yeah aside from the adorable perfect anime girl face, the Tohru compliment is so nice!!! I'm sorry I didn't know enough about Fruits Basket back then to appreciate the compliment lol. I still think of it every so often.

thank you guys ;-; everything’s super sweet

also to the person I knew in high school: I’m sorry too cuz I fail at friends even now; in fact I think I’ve gotten worse with age lol. I love my friends but I think I annoy people and so I stop talking/reaching out even when I really really miss people. so I’m sorry if I didn’t seem to give any effort on my end and let things fall through the cracks but I’m sure whoever you are I have a ton of fond memories

also “adorable perfect anime girl face” is probably on my top 10 list of compliments, with the other one compliment being that I “smiled just like Sora” when I was in cosplay lol

but ahhhh thank you all again<3

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yesterday I finished playing kingdom hearts 3 again (since 2019) and I can't believe I just noticed that when all the main norts (plus vanitas) were standing there doing a villain speech like

just. WHY ASDFGHJKL

HE LOOKS LIKE A LOST CHILD IN A PARK

WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE THAT ASDFGHJKLDFHSGKLJHDF

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That's some pig.

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I am still suffering the effects of the kidney stone + my usual stuff from pots but it is finally going to be reasonable temps this week so I’m hoping my body will cooperate better now that it doesn’t feel like an inferno outside

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I am so obsessed with these goobers and this movie and its soundtrack

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Dear kidneys/bladder please let me live

Sunday will make 2 weeks of this nonsense

Aside from being tired of the pain I’m also tired of the bloating and constant peeing

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Hi! Just writing to check in; I hope you’re feeling better after your ER visit.

Thank you 💖

I had another round of pretty bad pain yesterday but thankfully not as extreme as what sent me to the ER. Today has been better kidney stone wise but I didn’t sleep well for different reasons so I just took a super long nap lol.

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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 build a fic! 　ﾟ･｡･

(pick a quote + a feeling + a trope ! let’s see what fic you end up with.)

author's addition: this lil build-a-fic is inspired by @scealaiscoite ’s adorable idea ! her prompt lists are literal perfection. go stalk her blog pls she’s the best ever 🧸

— a quote !

☆ “stop smiling like that. it’s distracting.”

☆ “you make it really hard to stay just friends.”

☆ “why does it feel like a goodbye?”

☆ “you’re blushing.” — “no i’m not.”

☆ “just friends don’t look at each other like that.”

☆ “i missed you. that’s all.”

☆ “you remember the little things. that’s what gets me.”

☆ “tell me to stay. and i will.”

☆ “my hand fits so perfectly in yours. it's like i'm made for you”

☆ “do you want me to leave?” — “no. i want you to stay forever.”

☆ “i think i knew it was you. even back then.” — “then stay.” — “but that's the thing. i don't know if i know you anymore.”

☆ “i don’t know how to stop wanting you.”

☆ “this means something. don’t pretend it doesn’t.”

☆ “you’re not just anyone. you’re you.”

☆ “if we kiss now, everything changes.” — “i know but that's a risk i'm willing to take.”

☆ “i’ve been in love with you since the night we met.”

☆ “tell me it meant nothing. lie if you have to.”

☆ “i was easy to leave, wasn’t i?”

☆ “you don’t get to miss me now. you lost that right when we broke up.”

☆ “say something. anything. please.”

☆ “i loved you. that should’ve been enough.”

☆ “i wish i didn’t remember everything.”

☆ “don’t look at me like you still care.”

☆ “i’m tired of pretending this doesn’t hurt.”

☆ “you said forever. i believed you.”

☆ “if you didn’t mean it, why did you say it?”

☆ “you chose them. you always do.”

☆ “i don’t hate you. i just wish i’d never met you.”

☆ “you let me go like i was nothing.”

☆ “please don’t make this harder than it already is.”

☆ “are you sure? cause whatever this is it doesn’t feel like love.”

☆ “it’s always been you. i just didn’t know how to say it.”

☆ “say that again. i dare you.”

☆ “you really don’t see it, do you?”

☆ “i think i like you. like, like like you.”

☆ “do you always look at people like that?”

☆ “you make it really hard to think straight.”

☆ “oh my god. you’re blushing.”

☆ “this means something. don’t pretend it doesn’t.”

☆ “i should’ve kissed you when i had the chance.”

☆ “you’re not helping. you’re being pretty. it's distracting.”

☆ “you make me nervous in the best way.”

☆ “every time you look at me, i forget what i was saying.”

☆ “just admit it. you like me.”

☆ “if you don’t kiss me right now, i might explode.”

☆ “you’re dangerously good at that smile.”

— a feeling !

♡ longing ♡ comfort ♡ fear ♡ hope ♡ guilt ♡ joy ♡ jealousy ♡ trust ♡ confusion ♡ safety ♡ regret ♡ tenderness ♡ ache ♡ peace ♡ want ♡ yearning ♡ hesitation ♡ betrayal ♡ relief ♡ pride ♡ vulnerability ♡ nostalgia ♡ admiration ♡ disbelief ♡ grief ♡ devotion ♡ loneliness ♡ warmth ♡ embarrassment ♡ desire

— a trope !

☾ only one bed ☾ mutual pining ☾ fake dating gone real ☾ friends to lovers ☾ strangers to almosts ☾ found family ☾ rivals with tension ☾ the “oh” moment ☾ confessions at 2am ☾ sunshine x grump ☾ forbidden ☾ hurt/comfort ☾ secretly in love ☾ reunion after years ☾ accidental domesticity ☾ slow burn ☾ “just friends” denial ☾ second chances ☾ love letters never sent ☾ childhood friends ☾ exes ☾ soulmates who don’t believe in fate ☾ enemies on the same side ☾ sleep talking confessions ☾ one falling first, the other falling harder ☾ patching up wounds with shaky hands ☾ “who did this to you?” ☾ dancing in the kitchen ☾ jealousy over nothing (but also everything) ☾ late-night phone calls ☾ caught in the rain ☾ almost kissing but someone interrupts ☾ waking up next to them ☾ fixing each other’s tie/collar ☾ taking care of them while they’re sick

GIVE CREDITS TO @iamgonnagetyouback / @fawndrip