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howtotwirlaknife22 · 5 months

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hii 👋 i saw that you do some hcs for ghosts and would be possible to ask a nsfw and fluffy for merrick? Dating him or how we meet

cuz this bald angry man deserve some love 😭

if not that's fine, i love yr hcs <3

Yes yes ofc!

In this house we are NOT going off of @blacktacmopsi (ily ily)’s headcannon abt Merrick being a widower bc this man deserves LOVE

Merrick dating headcannons (NSFW) :

So first of all, ya’ll met each other at a bar on a military base when he was just a young sergeant.

He had noticed you across the bar and sent a drink over to you, and you had noticed him and smiled sweetly, moving over to the stool beside him and you two really ended up hitting it off that night.

He got your number that night and from then on the two of you started seeing one another more frequently.

Merrick is a stoic man and is a hard nut to crack, but for you, his cold exterior melts.

He rides a classic Harley motorcycle, and he loves it when you go on rides with him in the evenings.

When he was a young buck, his ideal date would be something outdoorsy, like camping or going on a roadtrip through a scenic state.

Would set up some blankets and pillows in the bed of his truck as you lay down, looking up at the stars while you talk about all the possibilities of the future.

He also likes going to local dive bar shows to drink and play pool.

Him being the master at pool that he is, he teaches you how to play by standing behind you, grinding up against your ass as he corrects your form with one hand on your hip and the other wrapped around your hand on the stick, whispering dirty words into your ear, quiet enough for only you to hear.

On his wiki page he is described as “stocky”, which is exactly what he is.

He’s big and muscular, but he starts to get a bit of a dad bod as the two of you grow older. He gets a little insecure with it when it first starts happening, but you’re quick to comfort him and tell him how much you love it, he’s like a big squishy teddy bear whenever the two of you cuddle up together.

He’ll let you help shave his beard, which is a privilege only you have ever gotten. He loves how gentle you are with it, as you sit on the counter with him in between your legs as you carefully run the blade down his jaw, smiling at him once you finish up, brushing your hand on the smooth skin.

This man can grill and barbecue. HELLA good. He knows how to make steak, brisket, pulled pork, roasted chicken, burgers, hot dogs, and kebabs. Give this man any meat and he’s firing up the smoker.

Speaking of smoking, when he was younger he used to smoke, but he noticed the way you would cough and struggle whenever he lit one up around you, and he hated doing that to you so he decided you quit. It was hard, but he would never stop appreciating how you stuck through him the entire way through.

He Hated having to leave you for his deployments, but he tried to call you and write to you as much as he could and would never spend time with his team on leave before he spent time with you.

He always loved it when he received Polaroids of you in your letters. He keeps one of them in his wallet to this day, and one of you in a suggestive pose with Lacey lingerie on stuffed into his dresser drawer.

Merrick was rocking a hell of a stool bar mustache before he started growing the full beard out.

This man is hairy as hell, we’re taking chest, face, legs, ass, and especially his junk. He’s bald by choice due to work, but he often shaves it off when he’s on leave as well because he just liked the way it felt. He liked the cool breeze through his scalp.

He doesn’t mind hair on his partner, in fact he adores a bush because it reminds him of the women from the magazines he had in his 20’s.

He’s girthy. We’re talking hella girth. He’s about 6 1/3 inches in length and 2 inches wide.

The first time ya’ll ever got intimate, he made sure to work his magic on you with his fingers and tongue first so he could properly prepare you to take him.

It was hard at first, it stung, and you were sure he was splitting you in half. But eventually, the pain seemed to subside and he was gentle with you, always paying attention to your face and making sure to slow down and give you a break whenever you felt like it was too much.

As your relationship progressed however, he wasn’t as afraid to get a little rough here and there. He loves to leave hickies all over your body right before he leaves for a deployment, hoping they’ll still be there two weeks later.

He’s a big fan of having you ride him, he loves reverse cowgirl in particular so he can watch your ass bouncing up and down on his cock.

He’s an ass man, and he will absolutely grip and spread your ass while you straddle his lap as you make out.

He loves when you wear leathery lingerie. He’s also a big fan of darker, gothier makeup. Ultimately, he loves a dominatrix looking gal.

He will spoil the shit out of you, all you’d have to do is bat your eyes at him and he’d hand over his wallet willingly.

He also loves massages, especially once he starts to get older. His back in particular has him groaning into the pillow as you straddle his hips rubbing the kinks out of his shoulders and back.

He ends up popping the question to you when the two of you are in your thirties, and while the wedding was a small event with a few of his close teammates and your friends, your honeymoon was spent fucking each others brains out in the Swiss alps and cuddling by the fire.

He’ll take it to his grave, but he allowed you to take a picture of him laying naked on a bear rug by the fireplace with a pillow covering his junk. You still have the photo locked away in a box of your most prized belongings.

Anyways, hope ya’ll enjoyed! Inbox is open!

~💌

Taglist: @forsworned @milkteaarttime @blacktacmopsi @keegansshark

#call of duty headcanons #cod x reader #call of duty ghosts #cod ghosts #cod ghosts fic #cod ghosts headcannons #cod merrick #merrick cod #thomas a merrick #merrick x reader #cod merrick x reader #old man #hesh hivemind🍯

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hangmanbradshaw · 1 year

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I came back as promised! I also realised that I’m late on my commentary of IWBYILMF (is that the right abbreviation?) but thats what happens when SOMEONE only puts out chapters when it’s 1 am for me 😠 (ily). I hope you enjoy this commentary

Chapter 11:

It’s so sad that Jake thought he was gonna get broken up with, my poor baby 😭. Seriously, it’s heartbreaking that Jake didn’t have his family’s support and love and how he expects everyone to abandon him. I’m glad Bradley is there for him now!

“Holy shit. If this is what you made for me, I’d kill to know what you make when you bring your dates here.” - Are you stupid Jake 🙄? YOU ARE HIS DATE!!! That man is so in love with Jake, he’s the only one who can’t see it. Me thinks it’s because of his abandonment issues 🤔. Excellent recipe choice though 😉

“No, uh…seats on the Cowboys home side should be fine. Lower bowl somewhere. Then some pre and post game passes.” - That’s a shitty family if I’ve ever seen one

“I’d go for Jake.” - ❤️🥺😭🥰

Jake’s family is the worst! How are you not gonna support your child!?!! FUCK THEM 🖕!!!

He noticed they were all wearing Giants jerseys with 17 printed proudly on it - Thats what a real family looks like🥹!

“We were worried sick.” - 😭

“Okay. What do I need to monitor for?” - hihihi 🤭

“Everyone’s gonna expect it to be me anyways.” - of course, that’s the only reason🤥. Definitely not because he cares, no 🙅‍♀️

“They’re the ones who aren’t good enough for you.” - Damn right!

Chapter 12:

A new sort of heat lit in his head, making him feel floaty. - 🤭

Bradley was a friend now. There was no room for…that. - of course there is!

“We’ve been having an issue with some of the electrical wiring at the restaurant, and the jackass they sent us to look at it is being difficult.” - the foreshadowing! I wanna kiss your brain you genius!

“Good. He likes to act all rough and tough, but boy’s a worrier at heart.” - awn 🥹

“Alright, you ready to make a jail break?” - Carole to the rescue!

“Apart from that little guy. Still working on getting him to trust us” - just like Jake 🥺

“To hell with it, I’m in.” - YAY!!!! Big man small dog combo

“It’s….cute, I guess.” - stop pretending you don’t like him Bradley Bradshaw

“Brisket it is.” - BRISKET ❤️🥹!!!

“I think Brisket wants to hear a story.” - hehehe

“Laugh all you want now, Bradshaw, but I saw you in Dallas when our favorite pain in the ass went down, how you-“ - Stephanie, you better have plans to add this scene in the Bradley POV story YOU ARE going to write, no buts 🙅‍♀️

I’ll came back later for the rest, I promised it would be long. I love you, you are a genius 🫶💋!

yeah or if you want to shorten it you can do IWTBY (I am aware I love an annoyingly long title but I had REASONS haha)

I'm just trying to keep your 1ams interesting, you're welcome <3

HE'S GONNA FIND HIS FAMILY AND HIS HOME AND ALL OF THAT and it's gonna be so satisfying. He's just taking the long road there.

Heheheh I LOVE some good foreshadowing. Every chap I'm out here like trying to keep my mouth shut and not be like 'did everyone notice this random line for absolutely no reason' hahah

Oooh okay you full named me too so I know it's serious. So we all wanna see Bradley's POV when Jake got knocked out yeah? *jotting that down*

Thank you. Kicking my feet & blushing over here.

#i might have some ideas going for a sequel...maybe :)#asks

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