#breekon x hope

[totheidiot]

i want one thing to happen in tmagp and it's that breekon and hope are normal, human delivery men who live their normal and human lives. none of them are dead, and they will not die. also, they shall be married and live together. maybe they will have a dog.

[loveabledustbunny]

they're literally the same thing you can't prove me otherwise

[eyecollective]

Teen And Up Audiences

Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

M/M

Work in Progress

27 Jun 2023

Tags

Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceMajor Character DeathMartin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Stranger Entity Breekon/Stranger Entity Hope (The Magnus Archives)Elias Bouchard Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The ArchivistJonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's Mother Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's Father Martin BlackwoodSasha James Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)Stranger Entities Breekon and Hope (The Magnus Archives)Elias is bastard Jon as Rapunzel Sasha as Pasca lTim as Maximus Martin as Flynn Rider Breekon and hope as Twins Breekon and hope are dating instead of being twins Kidnapping Elias as Mother Gothel Tangled AU Emotional Manipulation Manipulation

Summary

When Jon was a baby, he was taken and locked in a tower for eighteen years.When Martin, a thief, stumbles upon the tower, and they make a deal to take Jon to the floating lights. Join Jon and Martin as they go to see the floating lights. (Basically, a tangled au)

[d1zt0rt3dl3zb14n]

guys its gonna get weird (the deleted/unused gravity falls weirdmageddon song by neil cicierega) is literally just a representation of what everything would be like if the stranger and the spiral teamed up and took over the world.

[autoneurotic]

BREEKON: You killed him! Do you even know what you’ve done?

Daisy begins to laugh

BREEKON: You stupid animal!

[ryusaidate]

thinking about my podcast shmeepies again... camp here & there is a tough sell because like. if you have to lead with "it's got a canonically queer protagonist!" that usually means the story isn't very good. and like. i think it's good but there was also very many poor decisions made, purely on the basis of 'The guy who made this thing clearly really liked TMA' most obvious of all being the decision to make it a diegetic horror podcast in the first place. awful case of "he pointed a gun at me with his right hand"isms and the sound design isn't great either. but there's some really good stuff under all that, i think! but the writing and sound design is the entire thing because It Is A Podcast!

it could have been really good if the author got the jonmartin fanfiction out of their system first and then they made a webnovel or a comic or something instead. basically. and there is no brain poison sweeter to me than "this could have been good." transmasc protagonist with every disease. herding dog x lamb x wolf ot3 not just functionally but partially as a relevant motif. offbrand breekon and hope, one of whom is played by gianni matragrano, trying to get a guy to say his transmasc 'friend' has nice hips and then calling him a fetishizer when he finally does. who even needs good show when you have show that could have been good. not me.

[soulmatebracket]

Hi ! Could you post a list of who has been submitted so far ? (With the number of submissions for each if possible)

If that's too much work i completely understand and humbly request to know if more that one person (aka me) have submitted Obi-Wan and Anakin

[Disclaimer‼️ Just because a pairing has three or two votes does not mean that they are automatically going into the bracket. Pairings with 1 vote might also make it in if I like them enough. We will not be starting arguments over if they should or should not have made it in.]

Totalling at 235 submissions so far!

Will be in the bracket:

Usagi Tsukino & Mamoru Chiba, Sailor Moon, IIIII (prelims)

Sailor Senji, Sailor Moon, III (prelims)

Link & Zelda, The Legend of Zelda, IIIIIIIII (prelims)

Link & Zelda & Ganandorf, The Legend of Zelda, IIIII (prelims)

Link & Fi, The Legend of Zelda, I (prelims/bc i like this ones)

Inuyasha & Kagome Higurashi, Inuyasha, IIII

Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens, IIIIIII

That Guy and Their Cat, Real Life, IIIII

Homura & Madoka, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, IIII

Eleanor Shelstroph & Chidi Anagone, The Good Place, IIIIII

Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk, Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint, IIIII

Captain Kirk & Mister Spock, Star Trek, IIII

Naruto Uzumaki & Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto, IIII

Grian & Scar, The Life Series, IIIIII

Submission Box

Three Votes:

Breekon & Hope, The Magnus Archives

The Doctor & The Master, Doctor Who

Xie Lian & Hua Cheng, Heavens Official’s Blessing

Hawkman & Hawkwoman, DC Comics

Doctor Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus

Meliodas & Elizabeth, Seven Deadly Sins

Ash & Pikachu, Pokemon Anime

Two Votes:

Sakura & Syaoran, Cardcaptor Sakura

Wei Wuxain & Lan Wangji, Mo Dao Su Shi, II

Utena & Anthy, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Judai Yuki & Yubel, Yugioh X

FitzChivalry Farseer & Beloved/the Fool, Realm of the Elderlings

Yusuf “Joe” Al Kaysani & Nicolo “Nicky” Di Genova, The Old Guard

Finn the Human & Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Sakura & Syaoran Li, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Eiji Hino & Ankh, Kamen Rider OOO

Gon Freecss & Killua Zoldyck, Hunter x Hunter

The Entire Cast of Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb

Harrowhark Nonagesimus & Gideon Nav, The Locked Tomb

Daniel & Luce. Fallen

Gilgamesh & Enkidu, The Epic of Gilgamesh

Kaidan Alenko & Commander Shepard, Mass Effect

Raleigh Becket & Mako Mori, Pacific Rim

Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous Ladybug

Bebop & Rocksteady, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Katarina Claes & Sophia Ascart, My Next Life as a Villainess

One Vote:

Mieczyslaw Stilinki & Lydia Martin, Teen Wolf

Spiderman & Deadpool, Marvel Comics

Beavis & Butthead, Beavis and Butthead

Obanai Iguro & Mitsuri Kanroji, Demon Slayer

Emma/Melinda & Dimitri/Edred, Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Dean & Pharm, Until We Meet Again

Kaiou Michiru & Tenou Haruka, Sailor Moon

Zunzite & Zoisite, Sailor Moon

Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney

Witch of Delays & Cure Oasis, Tropical Rouge Pecure

John Doe & Arthur Lester, Malevolent

Hani & Hinino Yamato, Hiraeth: The End of the Journey

Dream /Morpheus & Hob Gadling, The Sandman

Adachi & Shimamura, Adachi and Shimamura

Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot, Gotham (2014)

Zelda & Ganondorf, The Legend of Zelda

Reginald Copperbottom & Right Hand Man, The Henry Stickmin Collection

Henry Stickmin & Ellie Rose, The Henry Stickmin Collection

Jonny D’Ville & Gunpowder Tim, Mechanisms

Merlin & Arthur, Merlin

Vash & Knives, Trigun

Siren & Kappa, Castle Swimmers

Ruby & Sapphire, Steven Universe

Om Kapoor & Shanti Priya, Om Shanti Om

Solane & Sym, I Was Teenage Exocolonist

Will Herondale & Tessa Gray & Jem Carstairs, The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Agent 3 & Agent 8, Splatoon 2

James Sunderland & Maria, Silent Hill 2

Macaque & Sun Wukong, Lego Monkey Kid

Tang Sanzang (reincarnated as Tang), Shah Wujing (reincarnated as Sandy), Zhu Bajie (reincarnated as Pigsy), Ao Lie (ancestor of Mei), and Sun Wukong (ancestor of MK), Lego Monkey Kid, Journey To The West

Nadja & Gregor, What We Do In The Shadows

Catherine Foster & The Ghost, Archivist Wasp

Kaworu Nagisa and Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion

Kiryu Kazuma & Majima Goro, Yakuza / Ryu Ga Gotoku

Red & Blue, This is How You Lose the Time War

Church & Tex, Red vs Blue

Rand al'Thor and Ishamael/Moridin, Wheel of Time

Birgitte Silverbow and Gaidal Cain, Wheel of Time

Beryl and Sapphire, Beryl and Sapphire

Kiana Kaslana & Raiden Mei, Honkai Impact 3rd

Banjo & Sento, Kamen Rider Build

Orpheus & Eurydice, Greek Mythology

Odysseus & Penelope, Greek Mythology

Emet Selch & Hythlodaeus & Azem, Final Fantasy XIV

Yona & the Four Dragons (Ki-ja, Shin-ah, Jae-ha and Zeno), Akatsuki no Yona

Akane Kurashiki & Junpei, Zero Escape

Ryo Asuka & Akira Fudo, Devilman

Zagreus & Megaera & Thanatos, Hades

Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Emma Swall & Killian Jones, Once Upon A Time

Rumplestiltskin & Belle, Once Upon A Time, I Snow White & Prince Charming, Once Upon A Time

Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson

Buttercup & Westley, The Princess Bride

Orchid & the Moon Supreme, Love Between Fairy and Devil

Blake Belladonna & Yang Xiao Long, RWBY

Ozma & Reincarnations, RWBY

Raava/The Avatar Spirit & Wan/The Avatar, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Johnny Silverhand & Vee, Cyberpunk 2077

Newt & The Brain/Alice, Pacific Rim

Dr. Strange & Dr. Christine Palmer, Marvel Comics

Bill & Ted, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Lucifer & God, Abrahamic Religions

David and Jonathan, The Bible

Mickey Mouse & Minnie Mouse, Disney

Cinderella & Prince Charming, Disney

Dean WInchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Essek Theylss & Caleb Widogast, Critical Role

Lup Taako & Barold "Barry" Bluejeans, The Adventure Zone

Taako & Magnus Burnsides & Merle Highchurch, The Adventure Zone

Steve Rogers & James “Bucky” Barnes, Captain America Films

Mane 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Raven & Lloyd Allen, Shaperaverse

Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, Love Live Nijigasaki High School Idol Club

Shinichi Kudo & Ran Mouri, Detective Conan

Kusuriuri & Kayo/Chiyo Nomoto, Mononoke

Shun Shimotsuki & Hajime Mutsuki, Tsukiuta

Nanami Momozono & Tomoe, Kamisama Kiss

Red & The Boxer, Transistor

Yvaine & Tristan, Stardust

Jayfeather & Half Moon, Warrior Cats

Time & Fate, The Starless Sea

Sappo, Fragment 147

Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars

Ichabod Crane & Abbie Mills, Sleepy Hollow

Aragon & Arewn, The Lord of the Rings

Will Turner & Elizabeth Swan, Pirates of the Caribbean

Tom & Jerry, Tom & Jerry

Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck, Looney Toons

Batman & The Joker, DC Comics

Akira Kurusu/Joker & Akechi Goro, Persona 5

Mytho & Ahiru, Princess Tutu

Dazai Osamu & Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

Koh & Canalo, Ryusoulger

Gai & Juggler, Ultraman Orb

Sonoi & Momou, Donbrothers

Haruka & Saruhara, Donbrothers

The Scooby Doo Gang, Scooby Doo

[two-of-them-tournament]

how many for breekon and hope

I didn't expect so many people to ask questions like this when I answered the other one! I'm gonna answer these all together but after this I have to respectfully ask everyone to please refrain from asking for the number of nominations for x duo. I have to count them manually and there are other things I'd rather do. Be patient!

Breekon & Hope: 13

Fireboy & Watergirl: 1

Ingo & Emmet: 22

[pregnantsecondo]

Losers: JONMARTIN IS MY FAVORITE SHIP, WTGFS IS MY FAVORITE SHIP, LONELYEYES IS MY FAVORITE SHIP

Me, coolest guy ever: Breekon x Hope is my favorite ship

[totheidiot]

today i went to the library and PRINTED OUT MY FAVORITE STATEMENT EVER.

MAG128 HEAVY GOODS MY BELOVED. it's in my hands, i love it, i can read it whenever i want to and it's like so beautiful and i get to read the "i have never known hate before. i have never known loss. but now they are with me always, and i desire nothing but to share them with you." passage any time i want !!!!

[blitz3--0]

𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

Hello Im Blitz! I use He/It/Xey pronouns and please respect and use them or just leave. I'm a minor who is an artist and writer! I have my own world that I create and will post about here.

What I will write

Romance

Oc's x CC, Oc x Oc, Cc x Cc

Fluff

Angst

Platonic

Drabbles

Headcannons

Imagines

GN! Readers that includes Trans and Nb readers as well. If your a cis woman please fuck off you have 80-85% of fanfics.

Fandoms I Will Write

MW2 (141, Los Vaqueros, König, Horangi Oc's)

Haikyuu (Karasuno, Aba Josai, Nekoma all aged up)

JJK (Gojo, Nanami, Itadori, Nobara, Megumi, Mai + Mei, Panda, Inumaki, all aged up)

YOI (Viktor, Yuri, Yurio, Otabek)

OHSHC (Kyoya, Tamaki, Haruhi, Mori, Honey, all aged up)

Penumbra Podcast (Juno Steel, Peter Nureyev, more as I get more into the Series)

Spider verse (Miguel, Gwen, Miles, Peter.B)

TMA (John, Martin, Tim, Sasha, Elias, Peter Lucas, Micheal Shelly, Oliver Banks, Georgie, Basira, Melanie, Daisy, Breekon +Hope)

Doctor Who (9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, Rose, Donna, Clara, Martha, Jack Harkness, Amy)

What I Will Not Write

Smut

Self unaliving

S/H

Period stuff

Incest

Pedophilia

Fandoms I Won't Write

WTNV(haven't seen enough)

MHA

DSMP

I will add more as time goes on

I Will Refuse Any And All Requests That I Feel Uncomfortable And Disagree With Spamming Requests Will Get You Blocked Please Be Respectful As I Am A Full Time Student With Extracurricular Activities. Thank You!

[languor-em]

*clears throat*

OI!!! SUBMAS FANS!!

I wanna make a TMA au and potentially an x reader fic for Ingo and Emmet, and I'm trying to figure out what they'd be the avatars of. Cause,, you know- gotta SMOOSH the hyper fixations together or else I'll DIE. So if anyone has any ideas that would be LOVELY!!

So far the ideas in my little head are either:

Both as Avatars of the Stranger (Breekon and Hope vibes)

Both as Avatars of the Buried (Subways go brr)

OR!

Emmet as an Avatar of the End, and Ingo as an Avatar of the Dark

but yeah other people's opinions would be very appreciated!!!!

[notknickers]

i think i might have unlocked my first crackship... könig x nikola orsinov

hear me out, before judging...

synopsis: breekon and hope were tasked with capturing the archivist and bring him to the great yarmouth house of wax for skin harvesting. somehow, they show up with a masked mountain of muscles, instead of johnathan sims.

tags/warnings: crackfic, crackship, tma/mwii crossover, nikola orsinov/könig, top!nikola/bottom!könig, agalmatophilia, kidnapping, clothed!nikola/naked!könig, noncon, handjob, fondling, forced orgasm, forced exhibitionism/voyeurism, anal fingering/fisting, crying

audiences: strictly adult

word count: 2278

a/n: baby’s first crackfic. contains cringe. embrace it or leave.

(in case it wasn’t clear, könig is sexually assaulted in this one. i had something more light-hearted in mind, but this is perfectly within the wheelhouse of what nikola would do. how do I know it? they already did it in canon to the archivist, or such is the consensus amongst listeners. also, putting my favourite blorbos in… situations… is my favourite pastime. go read my fic with my d&d ocs in it, if ye doubt me words: I have mercy for no one.)

tagging: @eyerotyourbrain @kathy-ifnt

even with that unsettling grin painted on their face, it is not difficult to tell how furious nikola orsinov is. not for their minions, at least, who can easily tell that the breezy tone with which they address the two deliverymen should not distract from the actual words.

an honest case of mistaken identity, one of the heads of the entity had the gall to say in that overwrought, unbearably fake accent! there might as well be smoke pouring out of the mannequin’s head barely-hinted ears.

«ֆǟɮօȶǟɢɛ!», they fume, unconvinced of their own accusation, yet too much in the throes of their whimsical farce to let it go.

several threats fly out of their mouth, out of sync with the movements of their mechanical chin, like a poorly animated cartoon. it is unclear how many will be carried through and not because nikola doesn’t have it in them to deliver exemplary punishments. it is simply that their hollow head is so full of ideas their non-existent brain keeps firing at the poor wood-and-plastic construct and breakneck speed, that keeping up with all of them and managing to make them a reality is a challenge of its own.

and now that the unknowing looms so close… it’s even harder to collect all of their thoughts and keep them coherent.

nevertheless, everyone is sure nikola has given the inseparable duo a lot to think about, and in the only way the sadistic clown knows how. for now, they are exiled for a while from the worst wax museum great britain has to offer, leaving them to their deliveries until they are invited back.

which, of course, is to say, until the day they show up again and are once more reprimanded by a very forgetful – yet no less incensed and shouty – nikola, who will no doubt bemoan their absence at such a crucial moment for their kind.

best use that time to mind what packages they have left in their van, to make sure everything proceeds smoothly… or they might as well not come back at all.

their leaving gives nikola time to finally study their unexpected catch.

the... creature – a human… man… nikola is fairly sure, but will probably consult the anatomy students about it – was difficult to contain when breekon and hope carried him in and he broke free of them… he cost nikola a few of their puppets until they personally intervened.

a thought crosses nikola's mind. could this stranger be a kin soul? with his mask, concealing his identity and the covering clothing leading to think his skin must be immaculate from sun damage and other blemishes...

perhaps this was a blessing in disguise, after all. the unknowing is nigh, and this one has skin for days.

if they make meticulous use of it, niokla might even get a pretty dress out of what is left of him, something nice to wear while dancing the world anew. alas, parsimony is not one of the virtues nikola is known for. (in fact, it is accurate to say they aren’t known for any virtues at all.)

the cruel ringmaster unnaturally bends at the waist, like they had no spine – a fact that is starting to dawn on könig himself – their grotesque face mere centimetres away from the colonel’s.

they regard each other, the murder in könig's eyes reflecting nikola's amused painted dots of pupils, as he strains against the disembodied hands that restrain him, their texture like poorly moulded plastic that kept all its scratchy imperfections.

he growls at the mannequin, when nikola tries to take a gander under his hood.

«ԋσɯ ԋҽ Ⴆαɾƙʂ, ƚԋҽ ʂυႦԃυҽԃ ʂƙιɳ ɾҽƈҽρƚαƈʅҽ!», nikola lets out a high-pitched, discordant sound that would have had könig’s ears bleed, had it not been mercifully short. the mockery of laughter, he concludes wordlessly.

«ɦօաɛʋɛʀ! ɦօա ɨʍքօʟɨȶɛ օʄ ʍɛ, ȶօ ֆɦօա ռօ ʀɛֆքɛƈȶ ʄօʀ ǟ ʍǟռ’ֆ ֆɛƈʀɛȶֆ! ʟɨӄɛ ȶɦǟȶ ǟաʄʊʟ e͓̽y͓̽e͓̽ ǟʟաǟʏֆ ȶʀʏɨռɢ ȶօ k͓̽n͓̽o͓̽w͓̽ ʊֆ!», the pout, whilst invisible on their face, surely audible in their voice.

they do not try again, wondering if the ruined flesh of his lower face they managed to glimpse suggests a run in with the desolation. they will have to don megan's clothes and ask jude, as soon as they have a chance to do so…

but with this new conquest in their lacquered acrylic nails, they are in hardly any hurry to find out. if this one belonged to the desolation, dear jude and her ilk should have done a better job not letting him escape their fiery grasp.

at the moment, they focus their attention on the human's clothing: a soldier?

nikola’s varnish eyebrows move for the first time, at least, as far as könig can tell. they take on the perfectly symmetric shape of a very sharp arc. a frown. a very emphatic one.

nikola was not yet created when the slaughter meddled in von kempelen’s attempt at channelling the stranger into this world, yet they know all about it and in a fit of pique, they use their claws to tear through könig’s uniform, as if effacing the symbol of his potential allegiance could erase the past, until he sits bound, in revealing tatters and vulnerable, his chest, thighs and arms marked by shallow scratches.

more scars and burnt tissue surround the consequences of nikola’s ire, littering the rest of him.

the lotion will have to come out all the same to see if he can be moisturised and smoothened to nikola's likings and a sinister, blank grin thickens on the mannequin’s expressionless countenance.

a little doll hand does their bidding unprompted, rolling at the wrist joint on the floor tiles as the cupped fingers cage the bottle of moisturiser.

könig thrashes about, but the disembodied hands that fetter him only dig in his body more, unmovable in their intent.

«σԋ! αɳ ҽαɠҽɾ σɳҽ!», nikola exclaims in genuine elation, increasingly convinced that this man’s presence might really be a propitious omen for the upcoming ritual.

the ringmaster snatches the bottle up from the floor, the little doll hand clinging to it for dear life until it drops, scuffling on the tiles and spidering away on shaky fingers, while nikola barely notices, intent as they are in savouring what’s to come.

the unscrewed stopper tumbles down, bouncing for a few tiles like a rock skipping on a pond’s surface, then drawing a tightly curving trajectory, the sound of it careening from its side to its back still echoing as the first coat of cream moistens könig’s left shoulder.

nikola does not outwardly react to the colonel wincing at their touch, but they can sense this meal is about to turn into a feast.

hands like sandpaper stroke könig’s skin, finding every nook and cranny on his body and paying particular attention to the debris of past scars and burns and any other relief the puppet mistakenly takes for another blemish.

the insistence on some spots more than others is not lost on könig, and when another wooden finger brushes one of his nipples for one time too many in a row, he is left to wonder whether the grotesque, impossible figure holding him captive might know more of what they are doing than they pretend.

an excited squeal vibrates out of the ringmaster as the red, fleshy nub pebbles under their pads.

«ҽʋҽɾყσɳҽ! ʂσɱҽƚԋιɳɠ ιʂ ԋαρρҽɳιɳɠ!»

a hideous sound clacks through the high-ceiling halls as countless necks and joints snap towards könig at their master’s command. eyeless slits, googly eyes and faces covered in misshapen, melted wax, even things that are not faces at all, stare vacuously at him in unsettling unison.

könig never felt more exposed in his life than he does now, under the severe gazes of objects and constructs that should have no business being capable to see him, let alone move and obey orders.

nikola’s fingertips walking down the rounded steps of könig’s abdominal stair have the soldier tense up, barely relaxing when they deviate towards the powerful quadricep of his right thigh, slathering the remains of his torn uniform in more lotion as they spread it on his muscles, leaving few tatters to pathetically stick to könig’s body without protecting it in the least.

not from sight. not from contact.

his jaws grind so tightly at each unpredictable touch, that könig is sure he is chipping away at the enamel of his teeth. yet, every attempts at breaking free and fighting back is countered before he has time to enact it fully, leaving him to endure the mannequin’s whims.

he flinches when more unknown hands caress him from behind, not knowing who they belong to, yet feeling deep inside that if he could turn around and see them, he would find no owner to them.

the process drags on, far longer than necessary, as more empty lotion bottles pile at his slippery feet and calves, but the ringmaster seems nowhere near being done. könig dreads what will happen next, as the constant stroking and kneading of his whole body is bringing with itself predictable effects he was hoping wouldn’t manifest.

his hope is vain, however, as often is the case for such a fleeting feeling before it is crushed by reality. his body betrays könig when it last should, as he senses his cock begin to throb to hardness. unfortunately for him, the mannequin notices and they are swift to let all know, in turn.

«օɦ?! աɦǟȶ… աɨʟʟ ʏօʊ ʟօօӄ ǟȶ ȶɦǟȶ! ֆօ ʄʊʟʟ օʄ ֆʊʀքʀɨֆɛֆ!!!», nikola huffs out excitedly as they stare könig between his thighs.

a moment later, their firm, unnatural hands are taking hold of könig’s length as it swells in their palm under an eyeless brow raised high in wonder. a set of their fingers snap and some of the many hands tasked with immobilising könig roughly grab his mighty thighs and spread them wide, lifting them enough under the knees to give every wax statue, skin-thief and automaton a view of his sex and the blond fuzz contouring his sack, leading below, down to the ring of fluff around his puckered entrance.

helpless. spread wide. defenceless.

nikola’s hands wrap around his girth in appraisal, with conviction and curiosity manifesting in their firm, confident grip. könig’s eyes shut in denial as further words of bewilderment concerning the changes of his body spill out unendingly from the mannequin’s screwed-on mouth.

he can hear them question him about it. the least he can do to save his deeply wounded pride is ignore them, even when the vile anthropomorphic puppet takes his refusal as a chance to double their inquiries, instead of resigning to silence.

neither does their interest in könig’s heavy and very receptive organ wane, as their haphazard kneading turns to focussed stroking with both of their hands. soon, more ofthose creatures join at their request, vying with each other for a spot on his cock and, failing that, settling for every inch of skin around it.

slick yet harsh disembodied hands cup and pinch his balls, stroke and slap his guiche and fingers probe in between his cheeks, finding warm, furrowed flesh to part agape and mindlessly invade, without even really knowing what they are doing, in all likelihood.

the position he is forced into cuts the breath in his chest and könig endures the torment which, under different circumstances, he would have relished tenfold. dizzy and overwhelmed, it takes the colonel a while to realise that the ragged breaths turning to shameful little gasps are coming from him, traitorous body striking once again.

when he does, his eyes flood wet and tears hotter than the boiling core of the earth melt down his flushed cheeks, scorching a trail on his skin as much as shame burns in his chest. they bring no relief, shimmering dully under k↕nig’s hood and drenching the mask underneath in hard-to-ignore, wet reminder.

his choked sobs escape the feeble cage of his trembling lips as a despised heat wrenches his gut. the friction on his cock, rhythmic and relentless, the pressure to his inner walls from fingers insinuated down to the wrist joint, stabbing and scissoring his insides through his opening worked to a gape and kneading the strip of flesh below his sack are nothing short of torture.

part of him wishes the slick lotion weren’t working so well against him. perhaps pain and discomfort would have been preferable to this last, unbearable betrayal, as his hips unchain from his iron control and jolt repeatedly into and around the floating hands that carry out the tremendous violation, one könig loathed even when he tried to accept its inevitability.

nikola’s ecstatic expression is all he sees through eyelids kept ajar, as white showers the cobalt and golden cuffs of their jacket’s sleeves in copious, unstoppable waves, eliciting a triumphant yet incredulous peal from sealed, drawn-on lips.

they take a moment to examine the unexpected but welcome discharge. musing over the fact they did not know humans made their own lotion, as they pensively stare at the emptied bottles they threw on the floor.

«ēຖ໐นງh f໐r t໐໓คฯ, ๖นt ຖ໐t f໐r t໐๓໐rr໐ຟ!», nikola announces cheerfully, eager to discover what else human bodies can do.

they begin to retreat, the misshapen acolytes following suit at another snap of their clacking fingers. könig is left alone, save for his animated restraints.

damp with sweat, sticky with moisturising balm and drained of sense, energy and dignity, könig slacks on the chair in the dark, chest still pumping air in and out of him quickly and cock twitching to softness as his aching hole leaks cream on his seat.

this will be a tough one to get out of.

the tma/mwii crossover nobody asked for.

thanks for reading. hope you enjoyed: let me know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[colduncrustable]

also this from my drive today

[allegedlyxen]

What your favorite Tma ship says about you

Jonmartin- you like fluffy office romance, and you like listening to people infodump

Timsasha- you have a general mistrust of authority and you are bisexual

Lonely Eyes- you like angst and/or you just want these dumb fuckers to torment each other

Martim- you like office romance but you also like hurt/comfort and unrequited love fics (i see your 12 hanaki disease fanfics open right now)

Jontim- you like those fics where the super flirty one gets flustered by one (1) flirty comment from the really awkward one

Basira/Daisy- you too want a werewolf gf and you might be a lesbian

What the Girlfriends- you love domestic fics and you thought that slaughter!melanie was pretty hot

Jonmartim- it’s the bestttt of both worldsssss yeahhh, you love all three of these boys and pretend like seasons 3-5 never happened

MichaelGerry- you’re a sucker for characters with shared trauma and you either hate gertrude or love her there is no in between (you also probably kin one of them)

Jonelias- listen, you’re expecting me to bully you but i will not, you like hate/love relationships and the concept of evil murder husbands + you might be an eliasfucker

Breekon/Hope- you love the concept of being tied to the love of your life for centuries and being completely inseparable