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playing ultrakill and projecting my failures onto a literal war machine

dying and then immediately checking the enemy entry / motion sickness / smiling friends reference / close-ups

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ultrakiss

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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[Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks. Five miles south of the Canadian border. Twelve miles west of the state line. Never seen so many trees in my life.]

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do not ask mark scout "well what are you going to do about it" because he's going to get experimental brain surgery about it. he is actually going to get so much brain surgery about it and then also hit his head on the floor

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surely hannibal wasn’t gaslighting and manipulating ALL of his clients. i bet there’s a few trans people during season 3 of hannibal who are like “man my psychiatrist was serial killer? damnit where am i going to get my hrt now?”

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Real

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Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image

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what if you had sex with someone who you thought was your girlfriend but was actually her evil twin and then you actually have sex with your girlfriend but when you go home the guy who shares your body decides to do experimental brain surgery to your brain (because the evil twin of your gf fumbled in a way that seemed like a threat) and almost killed both of you. crazy huh? happened to my good friend Mark S.

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i am not surprised even a little bit that Devon is bi and with Ricken. all of my bi girl friends have the worst boyfriends known to man

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90% of pregnancy plotlines