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We r all……..Barry Bluejeans…

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hot take: I think an essential part of simping for wesley is acknowledging that any romantic relationship with him would be, to some extent, toxic as fuck

like I want you to look at that dude, dead in his face, and then turn around and tell me that he’d be capable of a healthy relationship

in all reality, that relationship would either be a.) the occasional booty call where he leaves immediately after and has 0 emotional vulnerability, or b.) the most unhealthy, life-ruining relationship you’ve ever been in. like, you need therapy afterwards kind of unhealthy.

I love him and his character is super fascinating to me but these are realities we have to talk about

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your amazing pukecock! :DDD

That isn’t very close to my name.

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Iceberg Lava Cake by cqxrena

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Animatronic Donkey Kong treehouse used at the 1994 Consumer Electronics Show. The treehouse would constantly shake in a rhythmic motion while Donkey Kong’s silhouette could be seen in the window.

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how do you draw wet hair

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They are magic!

They have always been magic!

The Pilot Program

PILOT

Performance

Intent

Location

Objects

Time

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so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

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cats in minecraft tests i did over the weekend (still getting the hang of this)

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anyway,

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japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them