#breedsofmen

[uno-writing]

What breed of boi would the UnO boys be?

So I’ve been loving maisielynnie’s series on the different breeds of boi on tiktok (linked below if you wanna check it out :)) so I wanted to categorize the UnO boys I write for! (i included a little bit of what she says about the breeds of boys so you don’t have to watch the tiktoks unless you want to. I would recommend it tho bc i love her energy)

John - Husky

*tall, dark and handsome fellow

*maybe some piercings/tattoos

*pretty eyes

*if you wake them up to early they just kinda sit there and groan a bunch

Arlo - German Shepherd

*smell amazing, no 2 in 1

*fantastic sense of style

*don’t need to say much to convey a message, like they give you a look and you know

*doesn’t put up with any bullshit, especially when it comes to protecting the people they care about

Blyke - Boxer

*not afraid to get their hands dirty and they get shit done

*they’re the ones you call when your car starts making a funny noise, and they fix your car, the sink and your day

*even though they very very masculine, no toxic masculinity here

*just love spending time with you and seeing you happy

*once you get to know them and they care about you, some of the most loyal people you’ll ever meet

Isen - Chihuahua

*some of the best dry humor you will ever see

*when they roast you, it would probably be fatal, but you know they’ll square up for you without hesitation

*they make comments under their breath that have you rolling for days

*has some serious resting bitch face because they are bitches, but they’re your bitch

Holden - Pitbull

*look really intimidating

*once you get to know them, they're really really sweet.

*they may look really scary but they have super cute and niche hobbies

*literal scary dog privileges

Zeke - AHHHHH she doesn't have one that fits him so uh...let's make him a dalmatian boy (idfk 💀)

*smart boy. pretty boy

*good hygiene/sense of style

*very eager to please boys

*kind of affectionate when you get to know them

Rei - Golden Retriever

*very loyal an protective

*just wants to make others laugh

*smart boi but can be dumb from time to time

*goofy

*lil rays of sunshine