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LMAO I LOVE MY GF SHE GOT ME THE FUCKING 2023 CALENDAR FOR CHRISTMAS

ALL BECAUSE SAYING “I HATE HIGH SCHOOL” IS OUR KINDA VOCAL STIM WE ARE….. an interesting couple
thankyou to my pookie wookie @eimi-in-the-woods
#this is so funny#AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT EL’S QUOTE IN THE CALENDAR IS HER BREAK UP NOTE TO MIKE#LMAO????#byler#byler nation#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things
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Úmaiar of Aulë
Just a little hand and light study in the middle of the night of Saruman and Sauron gossiping through the Palantíri as old colleagues turned enemies turned colleagues do...
#i needed a break from drawing the yule calendar and apparently my head didnt want to finish fingolfins jewelry so here we are#tolkien#jrr tolkien#silmarillion#lotr#lord of the rings#sauron#mairon#saruman#curumo#tolkien art#lotr art#silm art#my art#digital art
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When timekeeping dies, the work week dies with it. Good Morning.
#morning#good morning#good morning message#good morning image#good morning man#the good morning man#the entire morning#gif#gm#tgmm#☀️🧙🏼♂️✌🏼#week#time#timekeeping#abolish timekeeping#candle#when do you break the candle#tear down the clock#natural rhythms#dawn#calendar#one of many lies#the week#grotesque#when timekeeping dies
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At long last, I have finished my pixel art attempt of the six seven fanarts challenge~
This was a really fun practice of converting various designs into pixel format, it was a good challenge especially that hat
Individual drawings and tagging who suggested who under the cut!
Furnace suggested by @yoshicolonoscopyfootageofficial
Tatterdemalion suggested by @the-golliest-gee-williker
Hephaesta suggest by @the-dye-stained-socialite
The Youthful Naturalist suggested by the-golliest-gee-williker [again lol]
January suggested by @house-of-mirrors
[and ill be honest i did TRY to do the mask but it was not. working. so i gave up lmao]
The Bohemian Sculptress suggested by @press-f-to-rat
Mr Stones suggested by @bizarrebazaar13
Also if anyone wants the sprite images at their original size for whatever reasons, feel free to ask~
#wooooooo#these took a bit mostly because i needed to take some breaks from pixel work XD#but we're back baby look at these guys#i think they all turned out pretty damn good#fallen london#my art#pixel art#oh god okay. we have#Furnace Ancona#Tatterdemalion#Hephaesta#The Youthful Naturalist#January of the calendar council#The Bohemian Sculptress#Mr Stones
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happy holidays <3
#flwogb#feels like we only go backwards#listen i was going to post this on tuesday but calendar weekdays don't really exist over xmas break everyone knows this#apologies in advance <3
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A Mandated Holiday Break - Chapter 7
Characters: Sylus x gn!mc (poly lads)
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1554
Written: 22nd December 2024
Notes: Post-relationship Sylus/MC-centric but poly LADs, with my personal pov of the game and lil headcanons littered in.
Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Masterlist AO3
He's been relegated to picking up supplies. You'd thrust a list at him that morning, and he'd almost seen a tail behind you, flicking and curling like a question mark.
It isn't the first time you've had him wrapped around your finger, requesting his assistance. Normally you only ask when you're sick, desperate for supplies and he's available. (He'll always be available.)
Still, this time you've handed him a list for crafts, shoved him from his own base, and you peppered his face in kisses before he can even respond or argue.
Not that he would, but he wishes you would at least come shopping with him. He's found himself enjoying the domesticity of you puttering around aisles while he pushes a trolley. If he takes his eyes off you, you'll steal the trolley and go skidding down an empty aisle.
Which is how he stands now, in the living room of his base, hands full of arts and crafts supplies, while he stares at a tree he doesn't remember buying.
It's twinkling with lights half done, but otherwise it bears no decoration. The twins are balancing on each other's shoulders trying to throw the multicoloured flashing lights up towards the top of it. You're there underneath, ready to catch them if them.
He's pretty sure someone's going to end up with a broken bone. (Which he does not want to explain to the doctor.)
With a flick of his finger, black and red swirling mist quickly remove lights from hands and twist them around the top of the tree. Gently, and carefully.
He's only slightly smug, smirk in full, when you turn to him in surprise. He's even more smug when your face instantly warms, eyes twinkling at him.
If he were really a crow, his feathers would poof up and he'd preen. Instead he wipes his hand on his shirt collar and extends the bags he's holding, "For you, kitten."
Your whirlwind of activity rushes over, the twins wobbling before they manage to detangle themselves, grabbing at the bag and pulling them to the floor. Separating things out.
He watches absently, but you're focused and tapping on your chin as you think, so he abandons you to your considerations to make himself useful. Warm drinks in hand before he returns to you.
Sylus finds you showing the twins how to fold and make ornaments with coloured paper. He hesitates at the door, if you had wanted ornaments, why did you not just ask for them? He could have ordered any number. Any colour. Anything you wanted.
He's again unsettled by a strange uncomfortable dissatisfaction, you do not make it easy to provide for you. To satisfy every desire. He wonders how you became someone who holds them so close to the chest, scared to want, all over again. He offers hot chocolate to the twins, and frothed coffee to you, (the smell never gets better), before sitting next to you on the floor, cross legged and curious.
You look over and grin, and for a second he sees ears tilting forwards in mischief, pupils blown and ready to pounce. "We didn't have a lot growing up, so me and Caleb would make ornaments for the tree with Gran. The twins wanted to try..." there's a question there that you want to ask but you can't quite... get the words out.
He can read you well enough to know the hesitation, and he leans in, voice low, fingers brushing your cheek, "Show me."
Sylus prides himself on learning, he's good at picking up skills, but he cannot be said to be creative. He is, however, good at following steps. He does, however, enjoy trying.
It's not a new skill that will be useful for anything other than moments like this, but truthfully if he only ever learned skills for moments like this, he'd be a happier fiend than he has any right to.
The twins decide to get pens and decorate the shapes he folds, while you sit nearby fretting over a new challenge. He finds himself looking over and peering but you catch him and point at his hands in an unspoken order. Focus.
He chuckles, only you would dare to order him about, and only you would gain his obedience as he follows your orders.
As they end up with a pile of... he's not sure he'd call anything he and the twins have made art, the fish would surely have something to say if he tried, he already dreads the upcoming conversation, but you're thrilled and excited as you come over to look. Picking up paper baubles and stars that the twins have drawn silly faces on.
There's a happy flush to Luke and Kieran's face as you wholeheartedly approve, and he swallows a lump in his throat that he doesn't really understand. Yet he wants to cry, he thinks, and he's not really sure why. Or what caused it.
He doesn't linger, doesn't have time, as you're pushing him towards the tree, "You get the top, Luke, middle, Kieran, bottom." Then you're running off.
He's starting to think the holidays are a little too much trouble... (Warm, vibrant, comforting.) That lilting voice that sounds like yours again.
Your soul is always so noisy, he muses, warmed and placated.
They're almost done when you come back, this time you're not as energetic. There's waves coming off you, nerves and anxiety rippling under skin. He pauses, where he's about to hang a star, and looks down at you. As soon as he does you swallow, shoving a cardboard box into his arms.
Not a box? It has numbers on it?
"We-" you swallow past the nerves and push on. Ever ready to fight a monster. Even if the monster is yourself, "also used to make calendars for each other. It's late, so it's only twelve days." He catches your hand before it scratches at your arm, smoothing his thumb over your fingers and then rubbing circles into your palm. He blinks down at the thing, and sees today. He drops the star he's holding unceremoniously and presses the little cardboard flap open.
The calendar is decorated with a picture of a crow surrounded by presents. He remembers the fish encouraging your artistic pursuits, and while he's not sure if it's good, he never seems to be sure if it's good... he knows he likes it.
Inside is a hand wrapped chocolate and a small note.
Day one - A reminder that I love you, and appreciate you always, thank you Sylus.
You're still fidgeting, and at this point the twins have peeked their heads over to stare at his bounty. The longer he stares, the more he realises he has to speak, has to respond but his throat feels closed and his chest is so tight. It hurts. It hurts.
"If it's stupid you don't have to-"
He drops his calendar and he presses you into his chest. He's sure if he were better practiced in his emotions he'd cry. Instead he just encompasses you in his body, squeezing and holding and drowning in you. He nips at your cheek, hand squeezing your face, he wants to bite and chew and claw and scratch.
He can't understand and he doesn't want to hurt, but he breathes you in. Relieved he has no tail to betray him, wagging furiously. You're giggling at his reaction, trying to pull away from his rough handling, calling his name out like knives in his heart, and he finally kisses you. Over and over and over. Tasting his name on your lips and your love in his heart.
Then he startles, pulling away quickly to see that thankfully the twins had caught his gift, the note and the chocolate. Placing it on the side. They're giving him a look like he's a fool, he might be, because he has an evol that can move things for him. Instead his foolish body betrayed him.
"Hunter! Do we get one?" Luke calls, pouting, and you keep a hold on Sylus' hand. Grounding him as he looks at your note over and over, pressing your thumb into his wrist, and smoothing his rapid uneven heartbeat there.
Still you extend a makeshift calendar to the twins, one each, identical except for the names. He can tell that you'd been careful to match every line. "Of course."
He absently notes that you've left four more on the side. The fish, the doctor, the prince and an untouched one for your family. The note is finally placed in his pocket, right over his heart, where he knows he'll keep it until it's worn and unreadable. Not that it matters, because he'll remember it always.
As you watch him smooth his fingers over it, you laugh, "You know there's eleven more days of those right?" Your nerves are still simmering, he can tell, but you're thrilled for his reaction and eased with his earnestness and joy. He lets your words settle and then darts to the calendar on the side, he hears the twins opening theirs but barely cares.
You panic when you realise he's going to just tear the thing open for more of your feelings recorded in pretty stationary paper, before you throw yourself at his back, "Sylus! No! They're for other days!"
#wonder writes#love and deepspace#sylus#lads sylus#lads x reader#lads x mc#sylus x reader#reader x sylus#lads#love and deepspace sylus#a mandated Christmas break#so... I'll be real. is lads a utopia cause I need to know how the old lady who experimented for ever and may or may not have been in hiding#had enough for a fancy house#so in my mind she had money hidden away to build a new life#but in general wasn't wealthy by any standard#mostly cause I grew up poor and I adore the idea of Caleb and MC trying to make josie happy with handmade gifts#and handmade things because it meant they strained the woman who raised them less#anyway tldr#the kids were poor.#also if you want to know what I have written down for the other day 1 calendars#Luke: your humour and laughter brightens any room#Kieran: your smarts and quick thinking make any challenge fun#Xavier: thank you for always lighting up the dark#Raffy: your passionate heart and creative hand make days better#Zayne: thank you for protecting my heart every day in every way#also I totally ascribe sylus to my level of patience#I can wait years for something but the second that I get an announcement that it's soon. I need it NOW
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happy anniversary to Emmett gifting Elle two in one shampoo
#my only source for this is the calendar used in the bway production looking like everything up to the 21st has been crossed off#AND the fact the actual Harvard law 2005 schedule has exams until the 21st which means the break would start that day#it’s also my birthday but WHO GAF!!! THEYRE MORE IMPORTANT!!!#legally blonde the musical#elle x emmett#legally blonde
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Calendiles Ella Enchanted AU ⁉️⁉️
I will maybe. expand on this one day. but I also say that sooooo
#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#rupert giles#jenny calendar#calendiles#buffy summers#willow rosenberg#xander harris#wesley wyndam pryce#whats her fucking name hold please.#Gwendolyn Post#ok she was kind bad tho......#andy drawz#I did this over winter break when I still had brain worms. Now Im normal#(NO HE ISNT.)#if you havent seen this movie this image set is so confusing#I'll explain more one day. he says like a liar.#next on da list: my shes all that au#but tbh. i think i just like a third act break up lololol I wanna do a bones shes all that au
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Day 3 Doggie Advent Calendar 🐶🗓️
#cute animals#dog#dogs of tumblr#pets#dog blog#cute#big dog#fur baby#adorable#aww#cute dog#cute face#cute pets#pets of tumblr#advent calendar#christmas calendar#christmas#christmas dog#christmas countdown#very excited#its coming#happy dog#yummyinmytummy#so yummy#yummy yum yum#snack break#snacktime#snacks#dog treats#treats
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i think all tennis players should get a 3 month break actually….
#it’d be so funny if jannik came back from the ban all rejuvenated#and everyone goes wait holon…. maybe a 3 month break is valid#and then all players unionize and fix the calendar 🥳🥳
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Jenny was possessed by a creature that had killed multiple other people. Eyghon attempted to tempt her boyfriend to 'take advantage of [her]' body which she had no control over. She was brought back from the brink with Angel's hands around her neck - the vampire who inflicted great trauma upon her people, the consequences of which she had to bear the burden of (and that, lest we forget, ultimately led to her death.) Three weeks later she was still having trouble sleeping due to what she endured.
That is such a violent, intrusive experience and yet that plot point is wrapped up with... Jenny feeling the need to apologise to the man who (however unintentionally) was the architect behind what happened to her - because she was 'harsh' when telling him she needed more time and space.
'You make me feel bad that I don't feel better.'
So not only is she dealing with the emotional and mental fallout from her experience, but Giles is repeatedly sulking around her because her recovery isn't quick or nice and tidy. I'm glad she got to shoot him with a crossbow.
For all her humour and lightheartedness, Jenny is a character whose foundations are build upon brutality and the show never once stops to tend to the gaping wounds such experiences leave - rather punishes her for them. Let's not even get into common strands of fan discourse around her reaction to the events of The Dark Age because that's a whole other can of worms.
#thankfully not as common on here (or perhaps i just follow the right people) but the notion she couldn't handle the world the rest-#-of the characters inhabited (as if she wasn't making wisecracks about vampires a couple of eps prior) when she was so greatly exploited#and just wanted time: but she wasn't afforded it - in so many ways#a character with so much promise and so much tragedy abounding her but done no justice across the board#the poor woman had to clock in for her shift at the local hell high school the next day she never got a break#also hot take she should have been nastier to giles in that interaction. take a leaf out of cordy's book: be mean!#jenny calendar#btvs
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Happy Reala day. : D
here's some screencaps i took while playing NiD on my pc earlier today.
#nights into dreams#happy reala day and april fools you guys#nid#reala#claris sinclair#sorry for being inactive#been busy with college these past few weeks#i was on break but then college happened. lol#also the mountain grew in my jod in my dream so yippee : D#will probs share some pics i took of the small progress sometime soon#will also start with jod stuff i find interesting while playing for hours trying to grind my dream progress and blue chips. lol#reala is so silly /pos#i love the little calendar/seasonal events this game has along w the a-life system w the nightopians it makes it so replayable : D#the way claris is just jumping or standing in mid air while reala watches though lmao.#nights
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What are you doing today?
Azul: “We look forward to your patronage at Mostro Lounge.”
Azul: “On a cold day like this, menus that are unique to winter often debut. It looks like today will be a busy first day.”
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst spoilers#gift calendar#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#translations not 100% accurate#when you remember everyone at nrc goes home for the break except these guys…#azul preying on yuu’s money😭
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It’s finally here, goobers.
The much requested sequel to Remplir Sa Bouche is finally here!

I have slaved over a hot stove to prepare this meal for all of you, but it was a labor of love. I could not have expected that original one-shot would have been so well liked. It certainly served its purpose as an appetizer, so many people were asking for more!
Anyway, please enjoy the first course of your meal! (๑>•̀๑)
#South Park#fan fiction#sp style#sp stanky#ooc au shit#Teri finally posting a new fic after *checks calendar* ALMOST 3 MONTHS AAAH#I’m sorry guys this sucker needed time in the slow cooker!!!#Truthfully this was an incredibly difficult fic to write#I really struggled through this thing and had to take several breaks#So I hope it was worth it to satiate your appetites!!!#seriously though I’m so happy to finally get to share this with all of you#la petite mort#LPM
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“Unless a once-in-a-lifetime lunar eclipse creates the most dangerously horrifying night ever…”
Hope Neocortex isn’t having too many problems with his powers! Happy (not really) anniversary to this lunar eclipse!
#mighty med#pretend I'm not late to this#I need something to fill the void after missing the actual moon#fun fact: the air date for this episode was actually April 14th!#I’m inclined to believe the eclipse in-universe was April 4th 2015 though because that’s on a Saturday#so it’d makes sense for Oliver to say he’d sleep until Monday when he has school#and the few days before this they had spring break so they’re bored and then become EXTREMELY stressed which is funny to me#either that or it's still April 15th and Oliver's saying he'll sleep for an entire week during his spring break which is honestly a mood#does this make sense with the timeline? probably not but it’s real to me#I spent too long looking at academic calendars for schools in Philadelphia
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bath time 🛁
#häärijä#käärijä#khaarija calendar#digital art#ngl the way he was sitting in that tiny baby bath had me dying#and it took me a while to even get the sketch done#because i kept cracking up lol#but still i kinda gave up on this one in the end#i dunno#i just feel like i couldn't get this to look right no matter what#seriously i'm really struggling with my drawings at the moment#maybe i should take a bit of a break soon#i've drawn more in the past few month than i did in the last five years combined lol
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