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saw au where everything is the same except hoffman isnt an apprentice hes just really fucking weird so strahm is stalking this regular ass guy
#saw franchise#peter strahm#mark hoffman#sawtism#coffinshipping#<- a little bit.#ive imagined this extensively its so stupid it gives me a good laugh#everyone else is used to marks vaguely menacing and ominous behavior#but strahm thinks hes connected the dots (he hasnt connected shit hes seeing dots that arent even there)#antics ensue. obviously#office coffee machine breaks one day and strahm is like “hey hoffman why dont you show off your engineering skills to everyone”#and hoffman has no fucking clue what this guys on about but tries to fix it anyway to impress him#mark thinks hes bewitched pete so good that hes following him around so he mows his lawn shirtless at night or some shit#hardcut to pete in his car gripping the steering wheel foaming at the mouth wondering why mark hasnt done anything illegal yet#this is so stupid sorry needed it out of my system ythough#rigby original
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Dan threatening the hiatus over Phil gifting him the dune bucket like we're innocent children caught in the crossfires of phivorce
#why do WE get punished for it sir#convinced dan was going to make a 'we're breaking up if you dont give me this' joke but had to change it last minute#who said that#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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i have this fucked up half baked au that takes place sometime in act three after ishas death and viktors third resurrection where singed fished silco out from the lake and turned him into a shimmer fueled cyborg and they work with the machine herald to take zaun back and also jinx is there but i only have 1/3 of a brain cell and lack the artistic ability to express it in any way other than this image
#basically. machine herald going don’t you miss being the eye of zaun? don’t you want to go apeshit?#i can make freak aus bc i’m not being paid by netflix to do so and also im self aware of my own freako tendencies#singed: the herald sees you benifitial for his evolution silco: who the fuck is harold#jinx about to burn down his office: you told me to break the cycle :(#silco: THE FUCK I DIDNT?#silco arcane#jinx arcane#singed arcane#viktor arcane#machine herald#vilco#sinco#i won’t be elaborating on those two other than#fuck you *hits silco with the boytoy beam*#and jinx gets two more dads to add to her roster so why not#i feel like this needs a warning of some sort but i dont got one#so sorry. i guess?
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okay but literally what if buck and tommy end up together? like what if we get to see them moving in together or saying i love you for the first time or getting engaged or getting married? what if we get to see buck having a husband? literally what then...
#can i be honest the likleihood of bucktommy lasting to me is hard to figure out for me. i think some people saying bucktommy bonessssss#or whatever are saying it for the wrong reasons but there is truth to the idea that there is a very strong possibility that it doesnt last#longer than a season#not cause of buddie. just cause bad writing. this isnt a show where characters can really move forward a lot so#with bucks love interests especially they dont stick around and i am afraid we're gonna keep buck in that revolving door of love interests#with no end point. which is why i feel like some of those ppl should stfu about “god i hope they break up 😡” cause like.#are you sure? do you want that? no no not for you ship i mean like for this character completely independent of that ship. do you want that?#does that better his character in any way? does that further any development INDEPENDENTLY of the ship you want to happen?#okay rant over but like !!!!! what if it happens?? what if we get to see buck be happy and flourish in a relationship???#what then#bucktommy#firefly tag
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i dont want cdreambur kissing and being soft or having sex i want them standing next to each other with the most insane tension youve ever seen bc dream does Not want wilbur he just is happy to let wilbur want him bc it feels like worship bc It Is and wilbur doesn't want dream to want him bc he is just happy his god lets him spread his word and talk to him personally even if he can't touch. kicks rocks.
#text post#mine#WHY DIDN'T THEY INTERACT POST-PRISON BREAK UNTIL WILBUR HATED HIM I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU#ssorry i dont know what came over me this morning#im sick and hungry
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how do you think Fiyero’s scarecrow-ification went? Like on his POV of things
It was like being set on fire from the inside out. ♥
He wasn't particularly conscious, he'd lost a lot of blood beforehand, even outside of the amnesia au I doubt he'd really remember it. maybe just the impressions of green and burning. He was already in so much pain that at first he didn't even recognize what was happening, his broken ribs and bleeding guts indistinguishable from the sparks spreading somewhere deep inside him, his barely conscious brain only fixated on the single thought that he was going to die soon, and it would be alone.
It wasn't until the spell ate his lungs into straw that he started to thrash, a weak and exhausted visceral reaction as his throat spasmed for air, only to find more straw in his mouth instead. Straw sprouted out through the gashes in his skin and where broken bone met air as the fire began to creep outward, eating away at skin and leaving something unfamiliar in its wake, burning away everything else. Inescapable fire was eating him alive and spitting out a mockery of his body until finally, whatever part that tells him he needs to breath is eaten too, and the relief is so absolute that he passes out.
+ bonus version without the fire so you can actually see him
#wicked#wicked movie#the wizard of oz#scarecrow#fiyero tigelaar#fiyerocrow#body horror#gore#blood#transformation#art#digital art#fanart#digital painting#Do not expect me to answer asks like this regularly but Ive been wanting to do something for fiyerocrow transformation#maybe ill do a Boq one next but I need a Break from my oil painting style after all this. good god this was exhausting#its hard to see cause theres so much stuff going on in his face area#but theres straw coming out of a gash his throat. I thought it would be a 'fun' nod to his head being held on by a rope :3#Also if you look closely at his eyes there is straw coming out of them. that's why his eyes are bleeding if you were wondering#hes also not meant to be missing an eye its just like swollen shut but idk if that comes across#And if you are wondering why there is blue marking on his face Im taking some inspiration from his book description#I might actually change his design more later probably give him a different hair type/style#but I am Nottt working on this drawing any longer please god no dont make me#Ok im done rambling now
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Well here's an Art vs artist meme with some art from this year!
I don't think I've ever done one of these before, but I really like this jacket. It's a marlboro jacket but I don't smoke and I already feel bad telling people I don't have a light and that will be bad x100 when I'm literally wearing a cigarette jacket so I tried to cover the patch up with one I made. cause I really like this jacket
#most of my family smokes (which is why I don't) so no judgement but yeah I dont have any I can share.. I could carry a lighter for people ig#but damn. what a good jacket. you cant even see the whole thing and my cool red belt with it#anyways. I never share pictures of myself cause people often get weird but I really like clothes!#which famously go on a person#and this is popular meme so I think its a good way for me to like break the ice for myself#if I am gonna ever share clothes I make/collect#I go thrifting like. every so often. used to be about once a month but has been less frequent recently#cause I cant afford spending like $50 on pants or whatever so I just check regularly#and if I like anything EVER then I get it then#and then I just mend my clothes so I can use them as long as possible basically#cause I just can't wait til I need pants to go and find pants that I like#otherwise I'll either end up with something I dont like or something that was way too expensive!!!#shoes are the hardest cause my feet are deformed. which is so sad cause shoes are like. I love them so much...#anyways.#art vs artist#me#idk what to tag this whatever#bye#thats me thats my face#if anyone is weird I'm deleting the post
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coming out as boring or whatever but i must admit. i don't actually find boomer-sitcom-esque "i hate my wife"/"my partner is annoying and naggy"/"its cute and quirky to shit on my partner" jokes funny even if you make them gay. sorry. but its my truth.
#rimi talks#i just find that so mean-spirited lmao like ???#and i DO have best friends who i tease and poke at a lot but not in this kind of way. like. man#if the relationship ur writing is supposed to be antagonistic and not entirely like. healthy? thats one thing#but if character A just keeps insulting character B even if they dont mean it. and theyre supposed to be best friends/lovers/whatever#sorry i do not actually find this cute or quirky or funny or endearing i just think that character A is an asshole#and okay. breaking my vague mode a bit. this is about tim drake why do people always characterize him as being a fucking ass to his friends#he loves them how many times does he need to go IM NOT BATMAN I HAVE FRIENDS for you people to comprehend that he loves them#and he's not so emotionally stunted that he can't express to people that he cares about them without insulting them what are you DOINGgGggG#like tim is not going to call kon and bart names by the time theyre besties. be for fucking real. read yj98 read robin 93#dont speak to me or my son ever again. whatever. tim sweetie im sorry people dont characterize you correctly literally ever for some reason#i dont know what wizard cursed you in this way tim. very sorry it happened though
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ameliance took that pic
(l'mao, the wol, belongs to @tokidokifish)
#ffxiv#ffxiv fanart#my fanart#zwierzart#estinien wyrmblood#alphinaud leveilleur#fourchenault leveilleur#miqo'te wol#'why didnt you draw your own wol' he's too young for this meme#also dont @ me abt the social media parts not being aligned well i just didnt wannaaaa#im taking a break between drawing a commission leave me alooone
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I dont know if anyone posted this here already but a while ago the fandom start digging and found out that there is a huge chance that Sam have known Raleigh Ritchie music and have been a Jacob fan maybe since 2014. This bc Sam was in the same festival Raleigh Ritchie was performing. I think i even remember reading someone mentioning that they have friends in common too.
Not only that but Josh O'connor, Sam co-star in Riot Club (2014) added Raleigh Ritchie on a playlist he created in JULY 2016 called "Sam Reid"
I also remember of seeing a screenshot of jacob having the "Flume - Never Be Like You ft. Kai" in which Sam in the Music Video, on one of his playlists (i think it was also from 2014) but he have his playlists private now and i cannot find the tweet. So if he saw that MV maybe i also saw Sam back in 2014 🤡
This is some invisible red thread of fate sh*t going on right here 😱💀
Source: wolfganglestat, slaystat and nocontextIestat
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#raleigh ritchie#i think an anonymous sent me a message mentioning this but i accidentally deleted :/#bc there was another anonymous that sent me message that annoyed me#sorry to who it was. if you remember what you wrote pls send it again#anyway the comments 🤣#“Mind you he was with his boyfriend about to go watch his future husband perform...”#yap bc the fandom thinks sam dated both Douglas (2014) and Josh (2016)#if is truth i dont know. it's possible tho#also Josh added a new song called “cant do without you” to that playlist at the end of 2023 so wtf is going on here?#it was accidentally or he didn't move on? 🙃💀#dude why you have your playlist about sam public... with a song named “Desire” in it?!#someone need to cast Josh in iwtv. i would love to watch all hell breaks loose#bc girl this is messy 💀
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[loud] Out of context thing from twt parody accounts
here's a bonus drawing from the same acc
#clemart#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#mac opsys#winn dos#I think the videos like 3x funnier out of context#i made a parody acc (unsurprising to anyone who knows it) but then i didnt know how to start it#and i dont really have a solid gimmick ++ its kind of ooc (whcih is why its a parody)#so its kind of a flop rn but heh whatever. its not a competition#funfact shortly after i made the “sorry for future inactivity” post i started sketching out the video. like ok i guess im just a liar now#i might be sick but nothing can keep me from drawing mac and winn#anyways that being said dont look too hard at it. i rushed it out in like 2 hours (<- including tiny breaks) ok#i was going to post this yesterday and then forgot so here you go eehe#im not planning on sharing alot of art i make for it bc alot of it is done rlly quickly but i liked the video
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the journey from “what are you doing hyung” to “hyung you. i dont want to say this but you like him a tiny bit”
#cannot stop thinking about it. yoohyunie the world#i really do keep laughing at shj going young master look somethings wrong with him im kidnapping him and breaking his stuff and hes not#having any fun at all! and hyj going THOSE ARE NOT FUN THINGS. I DONT LIKE YOU AND I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU WHY WOULD THAT MEAN THERES#SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME#and yoohyun immediately going oh no something IS wrong with him#mine#sctir
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maybe if i just put these screenshots together youll understand why i think their relationship just Works so well as it pertains to the characters and themes of S4 in general
neither of them know what theyre doing, but theyre figuring it out Together. the old ways are dead. and together theyll build a new future thats worth fighting for
#twdg#violentine#clems “i dont know” paired with violets “lets figure it out together”. screaming crying throwing up#clem never knew what she was doing!! she was just trying her best!! and now shes tired as SHIT!!! she wants a break 😭!!!#vi helps take that weight off by supporting her as much as she does (which is A LOT!! and clem supports her in return. they grow together)#that bit in the woods where instead of getting grossed out by the guts vi crouches down to ajs level and keeps the situation calm#and she looks up to clem and gives her a little smile. and clem just relaxes and smiles back !! DO YOU UNDERSTAND !!!#clem being anxious about her reaction. violet putting her at ease. clem getting to Relax for 2 seconds. they help each other CHILL 😭#ALSO why their walk home talking about ericson and renaming it and imagining what they could add to it is just so good narratively#they turned that prison into their HOME!! a place worth fighting for!!!#tenn wanting to help rebuild. vi saying Everyone will :') its a home for ALL OF THEM 😭 its about the COMMUNITY !!!#this is also why i think the friends route still works but theres just even more Juice with the romance. even ignoring minnie#violets “you better not disappear on me”. friended clems “ok” to romanced clems “i promise”#in a season about building a home and a family that second one just hits harder you know? and like above with the learning to dance#i just feel like their romantic relationship specifically fits into the overall themes of the game the strongest and elevates it#me talking at the wall (tumblr drafts)#all of my friends who have played twdg are too normie so i gotta make posts like this instead. or i'll die#wont somebody analyze narrative with me#it speaks
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favorite thing about scorbus?
they genuinely legitimately like each other
#you think i jest#but i dont#like they're actually just obsessed with each other#they suffer from debilitating soulmateism whether you want it platonic or not#you throw em in any universe and theyll still like each other#you put em in a universe where the otehr doesnt exist and theyll spend their whole life thinking something is missing#genuine kindness is soooo underrated in fandom#and they just.... like each other#and its wonderful#scorbus#<3 my beloveds#its why it's so hard to break them up LOL#because they have nothing to breakup over.........#friendship or romantic#me when i meet my literal other half at age eleven on a train and he feeds me weird sweets
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Why did you do it? I don't know what you're talking about. I was drunk that night, and you told me you would always look at me— You want to get back at me, right?
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 09
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chaing tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#userrain#uservid#userspicy#userjjessi#pdribs#*cajedit#*gif#WE LOVE WHEN AI DI IS A BITCH. 10/10 NO NOTES. just. be a freak about it why dont you i love this for him#its actually insane how good of a liar he is. like........he really truly seems so unbothered by everything#but no matter what he says the idea of something casual is the last thing he could ever want. its so painful for him#and he only pushes the idea because he doesnt think chen yi will ever ever love him seriously OR casually#as if the idea of being with him could anger chen yi. SHOULD anger chen yi. because of how preposterous it is#but he also feels like he owes chen yi. like. ai di literally thought that after prison chen yi would never seek him out#would never want to speak to him ever again and he thinks thats BETTER for them too bc he cant take back what he did AND#he cant take back his own vulnerability. but he cant take anything casual with chen yi so he hides behind this facade of being uncaring#that chen yi KNOWS is FALSE and that BREAKS ME. his face as ai di pushes past him.......ow.#a more openly expressive version of 'i know he's lying to me but i dont understand whats going on and that HURTS me' but Extra Painful#because ai di is all chen yi wants. and - 'an explanation'... he wants ai di to want him too
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Ride 774: Kiji, coming!!
Pag 1
1: Welcome, to the Emperor's throne!!
My aim is the double crown!!
Pag 2
4: Ahhh... you're fast, the two of you
I thought I could catch you for sure at 2km left
Pag 3
1: But it took me until “1km left”, yon!!
Pag 4
3: Ah!?
He
4: caught up!? Who....
Pag 5
1: who the hell are you!?
2: The two people in the lead are taking the curve and passing the sign that says that there's 1km left until the sprint line.....
Pag 6
1: No, it's three people!!
Three people passed the “1km left” sign!!
2: There's more people!? Since when!?
Wasn't it two people!?
What happened!? Who's that? That jersey-
At the last curve, suddenly-
3: It's not “who are you”....!!
Dammit!! I know!! This guy!!
Pag 7
1: There's one more person who we need to pay special attention to
2: Gunma Ryousei's third year, Kiji Kyuui
3: Ohh, Kiji? Who's that
Oi, I already told you about this in advance, Manami!! Come on, at the sea
Is that so?
4: What's your data about him?
5: There's basically no record of him in road racing
6: He's an..... ���assassin” from the MTB world, huh
7: Is he aiming for the goal?
8: Yeah.... the goal...
That's right....
We should be glad
Pag 8
1: That he's only aiming for the goal
2: Hayaaaa!!
3: Dammit!! The first result.... so you're aiming for the sprint too!?
4: Since they said you were aiming for the goal I thought you were a climber like Manami!!
Pag 9
1: Let's speed up, Orange!! He'll catch up!!
2: I've seen it before!! This guy's jersey
3: That day.... he appeared suddenly on that bike with the thick tires
Pag 10
1: It's the guy who chased Onoda-san and the Hakogaku guy with the bouncy hair!!
2: Before that, Onoda-san said they were friends and that he's “strong”!!
3: He's coming to catch up to
4: mine and San-na's battle
Pag 11
1: He really is strong!!
Let's switch, I'll pull!!
Pag 12
1: Orange!!
3: They're in tune
You have amazing judgment and explosive power!!
4: When I caught up at the last curve
5: Even though they could have also accepted me and made me join them
Without making eye contact or calling out to each other, in an instant at the same time they made the decision
6: that they would “cooperate” to leave me behind!! Yon!!
You're really....
Pag 13
4: What's that
He's lowering his stance and pushing on the handles like he's about to dance....!!
5: Hayaaaa
Pag 14
1: You're really close friends!!
Pag 15
4: He lined up to us in one go!?
Pag 16
1: This guy!! Was it an optical illusion? Just now, I saw something like a cloud of dust behind me
2: Takadajou told us this
Be careful
3: I've been told that the power that a MTB rider can produce in a short time
4: is 1.5 times that of a road racing cyclist
5: This guy can match this top speed!?
8: Ah!?
9: Huh!?
Pag 17
2: In between!?
He came in between!?
Ah!?
3: You bastard, usually when one catches up he joins in the back
Pag 18
1: It's road racing theory!!
4: This guy doesn't know the theory?
5: 800m left until the sprint line!!
6: 1
Pag 19
1: 2
What's this- San-na, did this guy suddenly started counting
2: What's this
The sign for an attack?
3: 3
Pag 20
2: Alright, I recovered
5: Well then, I'll go
Pag 21
1: Ahead, yon
2: So it really was a sign for attacking!!
Who's that guy!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 774#and we're back finallyyyy#i hope watanabe is alright and last week's break wasnt because of health problems :/#anyway!! of i loved this chapter SO MUCH#Kiji Kyuui you cheeky bastard i love you#he arrives he crushes kabu and bashi's race-date he boasts and brags#and then he's like okay bye now you losers keep doing what you were doing imma go ahead#ANNOYING AF I LOVE HIM#hes annoying without even realizing it lmao i bet he doesnt realize it#'you must be so close!!" oh please they were having a moment and you interrupted them!!#btw it's so fckn funny to me that kabu and bashi simply decided to pair up against kiji lmao they got one look at him and were like#'nope we dont like this guy' afsgdasfd#im so sorry for them but also that was funny af#also i love bashi thinking 'this is basic road racing theory!! ah wait this guy probably doesnt know shit about theory ;A;'#kiji has no idea how road racing works and thats why hes so strong#he just does whatever he wants
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