#bread secured

[blackladynerd]

Just realized the conversation between Nandor and hypnotized Guillermo was the show’s way of getting around a flashback.

It wouldn’t be possible to show us how they first met since the film crew wasn’t there. So, now thanks to the hypnosis we got to see a glimpse of how their first meeting may have gone.

[sir-fluffbutts]

how many weapons can kenny shove down his throat? (wait that sounds wrong-)

imma answer this by how much can kenny shove down his throat cause his wepon (especially his spear) is a different case as its made with a special metal and it can be folded to a size of a small tin can

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first, imma start with the fact that im 100% confident kenny can pull shit like this

so with his figure, he can easily swallow something as big as a baguette (which is around 70cm)

and counting weidth as well, he can store at least 5 of these in his stomach

but he will be looking like this after

[meownotgood]

the rest of the aki concepts

[mymangamemes]

This girl gets it

From The Archvillain's Daughter-in-law by Salty, BASAK, and Yunajin

[breadandblankets]

"So are you too locked in or can I make a request?"

It would never, ever, get old: watching a man the size of a mini van jump a foot in the air and straight out of his skin. The flash of steel catches the blinding supermarket lights in his ghost vision.

Wisely, Duke steps out of the way of the knife going for his stomach.

"Duke what the fuck!" Jason whisper yells when he realizes. (Duke barely suppresses an eye roll, who else has the invisibility powers required to make a holographic jacket stealthy.)

(Cass probably, Duke's mind provides.)

"I could have hurt you!"

"It's nice for you to think that," he consoles with as much condescension as Duke could muster. (A lot, for your information, he learned from the best, and also Batman.) "Anyway answer the question."

"No," Jason grumbles, trying to straighten his list where it got crunched in his deathgrip. "Planning d-"

"Day was yesterday, yeah, I had a math test yesterday."

Jason's eyes narrow.

"Does B have more trackers that I don't know about?"

"Hm? No," assures Duke. "I took Tim's notes."

"Tim's notes that have like a billion layers of security?"

Duke snorts.

"His notes that have two passwords, a thumb scanner, and a retinal scanner." He rolls his eyes for real this time to display his clear disdain.

"That Babs can't hack through?"

"You and I both know that Babs' concept of 'can't' is much more flexible than her concept of 'won't'"

"Fair that's on me for this very stressful afternoon you are putting me through," Jason snipes.

"Think of it as exposure therapy," Duke says, patting Jason's shoulder, which, to Duke's extreme delight he doesn't flinch from. "And I'll show you how I hack Tim's shit when we're not in public."

Jason grumbles, which is good as gold in Jason speak.

"Make your request," Jason begrudges, in that tone he has that indicates he will be judging your choice.

"Jalapeno cornbread, and you show me how you make it my dad wants the recipe."

Jason's head snaps up and he smiles.

"Oh man if it's for Doug you can request anything you want!"

"Eighteen million dollars," Duke jokes.

Jason pretends to think on it for a beat.

"Make it 14 and you have a deal."

Duke sighs dramatically.

"You drive a hard bargain but I'll accept... I guess."

"Shut up flashlight," Jason laughs. "Come on, I need cornmeal now."

[introvertedbread]

What do u think Sundrop would be like where reader is really clumsy?

SUNDROP WITH A CLUMSY PARTNER! :D

A/N: MY FIRST REQUEST!! Yippee!!! >:D

warnings: none really :D

☀️: oh boy...his poor anxiety...

☀️: know he can and will make you wear knee-pads and a helmet if he has to- he's overprotective and doing his best to be a good boyfriend

☀️: holds your hand constantly!

☀️: Even if you are really clumsy- at least you're in one of the safest area's of the mega-plex! a literal daycare!

☀️: He keeps band-aids in the pockets of his pants! and of course they have cutesy designs!

☀️: "Dewdrop? would you prefer the hello-kitty band-aids or the robot ones? yeah! I like those too :D"

☀️: due to his job he often accidentally baby-talk's you and feels so ashamed

☀️: "oh my goodness! did you trip on your shoelaces?...aweh poor thing! let me get a bandai- wait."

☀️: He patches you up and while his face-plate cant move, you can still feel how embarrassed he is-

☀️: If he gets really fed up he'll straight up do what he did with Gregory (put you in one spot and guard you with every circuit of patience he has left)

☀️: any time he hears a crash, regardless of if you're even around, he will sigh deeply and go "Oh darn-it Sunshine...".

☀️: feels a bit bad if he finds out the crash didn't involve you (even if it is very unlikely)

☀️: all in all, he really loves you with all his robotic heart, even if you are a clumsy pain in his servos!

[orangeindivdual]

Domino's cheese bread and chocolate oats, the perfect breakfast

[scally-wiggles716]

Og in undercut:

[lexezombie]

hehehe <3 (pre-baked photos, will post again when i decorate them, theyre cooling rn)

[philosophybits]

All is for all! If the man and the woman bear their fair share of work, they have a right to their fair share of all that is produced by all, and that share is enough to secure them well-being. No more of such vague formulas as "the right to work," or "to each the whole result of his labour." What we proclaim is the right to well-being: well-being for all!

Peter Kropotkin, The Conquest of Bread

[amaryllidaceaee]

the human survivors and the illusion of safety!!!🤷‍♀️

Cause I read islands recently and Jo and two bread tom are underrated imo

Security theater: is very Large Obtrusive security measures to give the illusion or assurance its Safer while in reality its not

Simon and Two Bread Tom are obviously parallels to each other. They are both a) human survivors of the mushroom war b) older male figure idk how to phrase that but anyway and c) voiced by the Same Guy

But theres also!! Another really interesting way these guys overlap

They both make choices to keep the people they love safe that also inadvertently put the exact people they want to protect in danger

In the islands comic two bread tom almost loses Jo twice causing him to develop a paranoia of losing people close to him

...but he never actually lost her until he becomes so Afraid of losing her he even starts the process to construct the guardian

Which will lead to the separation of Another family (Finn's)

(Simon also does this by putting on the crown to protect marceline btw he becomes a danger to her while trying to keep her safe and even though we could say he doesnt have a Choice. I m sure to two bread tom in his logic he Also doesn't have a choice)

they are afraid of monsters or threats they build a monster themselves

[awesomefringey]

Sabineeeee I CANT😂😂😂😂

https ://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJs9o9Pn/

Nooooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[underhanded-lamb]

Part 2 (Part 1)

its still Valentine’s Day omg we made it boys  I hope everyone enjoyed their heart day, moon sure tried to :3c  

Bonus Vanessa suffering their shenanigans

[monty-glasses-roxy]

aside from decorating cupcakes and other sweet treats, chica is also pretty good at decorating cookies (sometimes sun or moon joins in on the fun), she's the plex's resident baker for good reason and they had a fun time decorating gingerbread houses during christmas

Oh they love a gingerbread sculpture time of year be damned. Why sculptures and not houses? Look at the contestants. Do they look like people that can be limited to just houses? No, of course not.

Chica is the master of the classic gingerbread house. She likes to make something that looks actually good to eat and really pretty. She's a bit of a perfectionist, but honestly, this being what she's known for kind of makes her want to break it and do something else. The second she revealed this to either Roxy or Monty, they stared her straight in the face... and slammed their fist onto the gingerbread pieces. At first, Chica was horrified. How is she going to make a house like this?! "Don't make a house then, dumdum."

Monty and Roxy being there is what turns this into a contest. They're too competitive to work together for too long. They're trying - and failing - to show Chica what other stuff she can make with the broken pieces and eventually they both just have a little tower of pieces they've stuck together and called 'Modern Art'. It immediately falls apart after they name it because they don't know what they're doing. Chica fucking loved it though and now you have the three of them fucking around trying to make something nice with random gingerbread shapes. Every so often one of them will just punch the unused pieces or a new sheet so it's getting more complicated as time goes on.

They call in Bonnie and Sunny to show them their cobbled together winter scene of everyone made of gingerbread. It's an absolute mess but it's their proudest achievement. Bonnie praises it and asks if they can contribute, which, of course they can. He stacks a bunch of gingerbread pieces in the formation of bowling pins and rolls a gumdrop at them. While they play gingerbread bowling, Sunny vanishes and returns with those strawberry lace sweets and almost instantly, Roxy has ditched the game to start making an army of gingerbread Mini Music Men with them. Monty asks how many Minis there actually are, a little worriedly and Roxy just gives him a devillish smirk and asks "do you really want me to answer that?" The answer is nope. Nope nope nope. Arachnaphobia too strong for that no thank you! Anyway, Bonnie and Chica have started naming the spider army.

How long until Freddy joins them? Not that long I don't think. If Foxy's here, he immediately starts stealing gingerbread and stuff to make something for each of them. Freddy has been offering some input on that whilst he takes some gingerbread to build a rocket ship. They dim the lights a little so Moon can have a turn too and he immediately screams and smashes the final sheet of gingerbread with both his fists. He was waiting for them to dim the lights. He was waiting for this moment to scare the shit out of them. He planned for this. Sunny even convinced them to save a sheet or two for later incase they need it since they're fine with what they have now, all for his master scheme. Oh boy did he spook 'em lmao

Maybe they even drag Vanessa and the Minis into this? Maybe Chica starts work on making giant gingerbread sheets just for DJ? Oh my god Chica makes a shit ton and DJ stacks them up to the ceiling like a house of cards... it would be huge. He gets the pleasure of making it all tumble to the ground again before he starts trying to make little structures out of them again. What is gingerbread if not edible, and less durable lego bricks?

They have fun for sure! Definitely doing that more than once a year though. If not with gingerbread, than they'll find something else to do it with lmao

[thenightisland]

it's just me and my dollar loaf of french bread against the world

[lovelyprincessn64]

Shop for Wonder Bread

This is a request from Anonymous from Tumblr for wanting Vanessa from security breach shopping for Wonder Bread at the grocery store.

Shout out goes to Anonymous for the request and the idea.