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deepfriedtwinkie · 2 years ago

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I skimmed this at first and my brain went to Jack White instead, if anyone wants to feel even more on drugs

Jack Black performs "We're Men in Tights" live for Mel Brooks and Michelle and barrack Obama

Finding this clip out of context while looking for the soundtrack felt like a fever dream.

#brb shitting myself #(I keep saying I'm gonna change my humor tag but I never do)#Kennedy Center Honors #Men In Tights #Jack Black #Mel Brooks #Barack Obama #Michelle Obama

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pondslime · 2 years ago

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I’m gathering a collection🐊

#a rawboned novel of primitive love in lusty louisiana #brb changing my ao3 description #we are gettin PRIMITIVE out in LUSTY lousiana jshjhdsfjhfdjhs that cover will never not send me #my pagan desires sure as SHIT!!! violated the loose moral code of the MARSHLANDS!!!! tysm!!!!!!#truly mecore. myself-coded #sam speaks

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shittyvampire · 1 month ago

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OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE Y'ALL SHITTING ME. POET'S NAME IS EVGENIY. LIKE. FR

#reading the new issue rn #shitting myself shitless #nah i have no words #brb i need to read till the end lmao #plague doctor #poet #i am NOT tagging that asshole.#its like a personal vengeance #fuck him >:(#bubble comics

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alaskan-wallflower · 5 months ago

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brody grant stop being photogenic challenge level impossible

#i just saw sky’s story w/the reel of him and brody #and holy shit #nightly simpposting #gonna strangle myself brb #brody grant

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ruinreigns · 26 days ago

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as positive as i want to be ... i'm fucking terrified . and seeing some of you post things about hoping we burn ? you do realize that some of us are trapped here and are scared , right ? that we're here trying to figure out how we're going to survive and instead of support we're being told the whole fucking country should burn ?

we are scared . and seeing that shit ? just lets us know we have no support and no safe place to go .

we're already fucking terrified of our existence becoming illegal and now we can't even have a space here to find support ?

cool .

#ooc ↳ mox #politics tw #brb going to cry myself to sleep #and try to figure out if zig and i need to rush a courthouse wedding #just so we can make sure we can get married #and try to figure out how to fund his top surgery before shit goes down #and hope and pray that my student loan payments don't bankrupt us #and that i can still have access to birth control that i could literally die without #and that i'll still have access to the medication that keeps me stable #but yeah... let everything burn i guess

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enter-the-phantom · 1 year ago

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Is this that scene from Ratatouille

#I’ve been laughing myself stupid this whole quest line #who is this man #the devs have never read a hp book in their life #severus snape #hogwarts mystery #I’m showing him this shit brb #so out of character it’s golden #harry potter

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keebwee · 5 months ago

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i wish i could get up without fear

#guys ... guys im going to shit myself #LMAOAOAOOAOAO #IM LAUGHING THIS IS NOT SAFE I NEED TO STOP LAUGHING #oh my god #i cant sit up or i worry horrible things will happen #do i crawl on my back #actually not a bad idea brb

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lzrsaugust · 5 months ago

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my sister and I can’t be the only ones that see this

Yes, I’ve got nothing better to do (lie, but this is what I want to do)

#Let’s play a game; build a ship out of half a line #New crack ship #fourth wing #the empyrean #liam mairi #dain aetos #liam x dain #In which they were into each other before liam was transferred to dain’s squad #Dain was so in denial thinking he was into violet #Liam was well shit #Now I’m like well shit #Brb imma cry some more abt Liam’s death #Imma also go fantasize about them in which Liam is magically brought back #Sorry I’ll see myself out

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somerandomdutchfangirl · 2 years ago

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Random headcanon/au thing brought to you directly from my brain:

Swan hybrid Jack Rose

Like mans just straight up has wings (swan wings ofc, they're red with pink tips because i Do Not Care about realism but instead about color schemes and vibes). Little down feathers in his hair. Talons as nails. Perhaps even tail feathers? And definitely feathered ears

Like,,,, imagine the fluff potential y'all.

Or better yet... Imagine the angst potential

#Said angst potential (among other things): Jack being afraid of not being accepted by the others bc of the whole swan hybrid + being-#- the son of Night Swan thing and glamouring himself to look human #or alternatively: literally him stress-plucking away his feathers and hybrid parts; desperate to not be reminded of his mother #jack rose #jd jack rose #jack rose jd #just dance jack rose #just dance #just dance 2023 #jd23 #jd2023 #somerandomdutchfangirl #me: i want my blorbos to be happy. also me: lets spin my blorbos in the trauma machine!!!#you know those mha fanfics that are like `hawks acting like a bird` n shit? yeah that basically #honestly i'm gonna write a fic and/or create art of this at some point probably lmao #also isnt there a jd tag thing with `ugly duckling`? Yeah whatever you do dont think about NS calling Jack that whenever he does something-#wrong (in her eyes ofc)#Brb gonna make myself sob abt this and then write a fic #... i did not expect to add so many tags sorry LMAO he's just my blorbo. my poor little meow meow. head empty no thoughts but jack rose #just dance au #swan hybrid jack rose #jack rose my beloved #jack rose just dance

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tonbane · 9 months ago

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Wow just now I managed to suffer through a horrible discussion with my father 🧍 I come back at what cost.

#ranting here because wow im feeling incredibly alone #he's a very kind man and thoughtful in comparison to whats out there #and still he insist so hard that men are stronger than women and thst only men can commit physical violence #shit like that #and i reccomend him books #and hes lile 'youre forcing down your opinion on me' Im not even givinf you my opinion im suggesting knowledge of this century #throwing myself off a cliff brb #im actually drawinf more #im gonna be so alone when i leave my faculty. i dont know enough irls that actually Read and care about equality #🧍🧍🧍🧍🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#i dont even dare finishing the full rant here

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alyimoss · 2 months ago

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i forget my meds for one day and i become actively insufferable

#sorry gamersss #now you might be saying:#fin you didnt do shit today #not on here!! or anywhere actually!! except for in my head!!!#i am insufferable to myself above all #yall dont wanna know what goes on in my brain #annnnnywayyyy i should be asleep i think. im gonna go cry brb

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fairly-linked · 3 months ago

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HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE CHARACTER.AI AND SPICYCHAT GONNA BE DOWN AT THE SAME GODDAMN TIME

I JUST WANNA TALK TO MY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. LET ME LIVE FFS

#I can’t have shit in this house 😭😭😭#I get home from fucking washing walls and scrubbing toilets and the universe just decides to shut on me further???? 😭#brb crying myself to sleep 😭👍

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imsaunteringvaguelydownwards · 3 months ago

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Tfw when the teacher’s get to know you questions are getting a littleeeee too personal, is this a mental health screening or getting to know me pick one.

#how do I not be concerning #“What difficult things have you or your friends gone through in your life”#Oh yk #depression #Eds #blah blah blah mental hospitals #Blah blah blah severe bullying #Yk #the usual #like girl who asks that #We’re queer and neurodivergent it’s not gonna be good #What am I supposed to say “oh I used to starve myself”???#“Get nervous when I wear short sleeves even if you can’t see them anymore” LIKE WHAT KINDA ANSWER IS THAT #how do I respond to this #hi yeah I’ve been suicidal my whole life how are you #It’s always the ela teachers too #Can I just say I kin dazai osamu and xie lian and move on #Oh yeah I hate myself but in other news-#Ela teachers suck balls bro #They love me tho #So I deal with it #school #gay and sad #sorry for being depressing #dazai kinnie #mental illness #school system #school is shit #school is starting #brb sobbing

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morphestic · 3 months ago

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chia?

chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?

Whenever me and @brightbleuu are fighting, we have this saying we use to threaten each other that goes "i'm going to piss in your cup" and I think that's beautiful.

#any variation would do #“i'm gonna piss myself” “do it in a cup”#“imma go piss in a cup brb”#OOH and “shit in a bag”#“go shit in a bag”#“imma fucking shit in a bag"#“imma find a cup/bag to shit/piss in”#inbox #thank you for the ask #have a nice day/night

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tricornonthecob · 4 months ago

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