#brazilan

[zyafics]

𖥔 ࣪ ᥫ᭡ꗃ⋆࣪. rafe cameron + his brazilian! gf 𖥔 ࣪ ᥫ᭡ꗃ⋆࣪.

— based on this ask right here ✧

[jsc-latin-beauties]

Leticia Longati

[p0pp3t]

rip david shaw you would’ve loved bossa nova

[pastel-gothfriend]

What if I sent you to Brazil

that would be the worst possible curse ngl

[anpansidequest]

they made a samba verson of the anpanman march

you know from wich country samba is from?

that's rigth BRAZIL!

does brazil get anything anpanman in any shape or form?

NO

UNACETABLE!

[kyleesi]

USA vs. Brazil let's gooooo 👏👏👏

[queengeni]

"Vc precisa superar e ser maduro" FODA-SE, CADEIRADA 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

[myrefugeblog]

Gente, eu realmente amo ver gringos reagindo a musica/novelas/séries ou cultura brasileira em geral.

Amo os vídeos em que é só um brasileiro com amigos gringos só brincando e reagindo a memes, ou canais mais sérios voltados à interpretação das letras de música.

Vendo pessoas ficarem encantadas (ou extremamente confusas) com algo que me é tão familiar me encanta.

[pasarinternet]

PROPOLIS MPA OURCITRUS SEBAGAI ANTIBIOTIK ALAMI

PROPOLIS MPA OURCITRUS SEBAGAI ANTIBIOTIK ALAMI PROPOLIS MPA OURCITRUS SEBAGAI ANTIBIOTIK ALAMI     Kesehatan mahal harganya, kata-kata ini sering terlontar dari beberapa orang. Namun memang benar, jika Anda sakit maka banyak biaya yang harus Anda keluarkan. Sedikit orang menyadari pentingnya kesehatan, karena masih banyak yang mengabaikan. Anda merupakan orang yang beruntung sudah membaca…

[christiangeistdorfer]

a very emotional ALAIN PROST after winning the 1990 BRAZILAN GRAND PRIX

[sp-ud]

Leave us alone <3 not everything (and nothing tbh) should be sucking and fucking when it comes to REAL BREATHING PEOPLE. draw all the porn you weirdos want but leave real people out of it and stop judging twitter for caring about cc boundaries just because you all dont give a shit about the ccs you claim to love so much (dont u fucking dare say you stan them. if you actually fucking did, youd fucking respect them)

L + ratio + they’re characters + matthew hopkins would loooveeee you

[madame-eclipse]

Brazilan Stolas

[jsc-latin-beauties]

Leticia Longati

[sgiandubh]

Caitriona didn’t mention Tony. Seems the ‘reporter’ utilized Google. 😂

Dear Didn't Mention Anon,

It's always a sarcastic pleasure to see tension climbing for literally nothing across the street. Some other Brazilian Anon, just like you (best way to convey your thoughts was, in proper English, 'the reporter used Google' - not the Portuguese semantic calque 'utilized'...), even speculated we must be hiding this shattering press article, since no reaction and/or discussion happened as of yet.

Brazilian Anons would certainly have made better use of their time and grey cells if they simply presumed that in another time zone people really have other (simple and boring and prehaps even endearing) things to do. While Brazilan Anons were probably sleeping or having breakfast, someone else was just about to end a shorter Friday work schedule, buy Chinese takeaway on the way home, have a light lunch, take out Baby the Lab for a short pee stroll around the block. And mercifully collapse in flannel sheets for a blessed siesta, waiting for the first snowy day of the year. But enough about me, Anon, you are not here for this: you are here for that article - https://www.mindfood.com/article/caitriona-balfe-looks-ahead-to-life-after-outlander/

It is also an amusing factoid that C's PR and/or *** very often seem to favor second-tier media outlets in order to keep spreading around the Narrative Word. Pinoy regional gazettes, borderline clickbait/gossip websites and now Mindfood, a vanity/hybrid press magazine based and edited in New Zealand and Australia by McHugh Media Group, which main activity, at least in Oz, is (🥁🥁)...paper mills and paper manufacturing - of course.

[Source: https://www.dnb.com/business-directory/company-profiles.mchugh_media_australia_pty_limited.6ded585ed8e21b347589059682b44143.html]

Within that group, the Mindfood project is but an apparently lucrative subsidiary ('integrated media company', LOL), despite some dire client reviews ( 2 out of a resounding global 3, how odd!) on Google:

'Rank amateur's' [sic!] (...) What sort of magazine publisher doesn't have a manned office? (...) They'll go broke very quickly like that.' '(...)pretty shabby treatment of a customer.'

😱😱😱

But let's assume I am twisting again the plot (I don't, I do not need to). Let's assume I am evil like that and I give credence to two very negative (but brutally clear, too) user reviews only. Perhaps I am wrong, you might say. So, let's also have a look at some company figures, shall we?

Nay contest, it's them.

[Source: https://rocketreach.co/mchugh-media-profile_b5d2097af42e3bbb]

Now, my lovelies, how can I put it without offending anyone? What we are looking at, here, is a small company with 5 (five) employees, few web hits (164.480 hits is ridiculous, when we are talking about press/media!), but a comfortable revenue (7 million AUD - about 4.5 million USD). May I remind you that a company's revenue is roughly its gross income, before subtracting operating costs, wages and taxes. But given they have only 5 employees, wage expenses & operating costs must be marginal and taxes are rather friendly in New Zealand, where their HQ is (to the point there was, three years ago, an ongoing debate in order to determine if the country was a tax haven: https://thespinoff.co.nz/business/06-10-2021/is-nz-a-tax-haven-for-the-rich-and-dodgy-the-pandora-papers-reignite-the-debate), you do the maths. Therefore, how can this rather substantial profit be explained, otherwise than by a very friendly editorial policy towards paid and/or sponsored content and product placement galore (Lifestyle, anyone)?

Its immediate competitor is a supermarket chain in-house bulletin/leaflet, Campbell's Cash & Carry. The kind of thing that always lands somehow in your shopping bag and then directly in the kitchen trash:

This is enough to show their real reach and place on the market, I believe.

All this for what, Madam Knife? All this to say that paper is probably paid by the talent's PR/***. I will not go into useless detail, because there is very few new-ish/relevant information (e.g.: 'With a long season seven concluding in January, the Outlander epic will close out within the next 18 months, taking the episode total to 101. '). But I will, gleefully even, point out two tiny details, all of you patiently read this long rant for, in fact.

As always, McGill doesn't even deserve a quote, only reported speech that is, in fact, snowballing prior reference (this is exactly where copy/paste comes in very handy, you see). And a clumsy one at that, sugar on top - hence the copy/paste certainty and this is so, so rude, I could cry (nope...):

But... but... such a nice, thoughtful touch for her Stans, who spent DAYS in a row proving he was not a music producer, but the Night Media Manager (and I have to say, delivered actual quotes - still No Face, No Name, No Number, though):

[Tait rhymes with hate, alright - I know, darlings, it pisses you off to no tomorrow 😉.]

Copy paste/Goes to waste. Finally, I had to snort (not a pretty, nor feminine sight) when I realized Mindfood takes its readers for complete, amnesic idiots:

So she became 'a mother in August of 2021', but she did film 'the sixth season of the drama while pregnant'. Granted, this paper is written for casual OL viewers, the kind of people who did find C interesting/beautiful/clever/extraordinary, but who don't remember her name when prompted on candid camera, for example. The kind of superficial audience who will never do the maths and never question the fact a pregnant actress was filming beautiful (but steamy) scenes with her... ahem... with her co-star she is now 'consciously uncoupling' from.

ROFLMAO.

Not even sorry for the length, Anon. There you go, let's say good bye with a merry little song - I am told I have the best tunes on Tumblr (SMH). Really, Mindfood's client could have curated and tailored better the Retconning Operation - but perhaps even PR has trouble taking that man and his narrative role seriously?

[kamiraaah]

Hello Hi hallo!

Sooo, I had a thought and, as a fellow brazilian, I'd like to share my suffering with you;

IMAGINE

Brazilian Yuu...

Doesn't understand a single thing the guys are saying (let's say they all naturally speak Japanese but a different version, a Twisted Wonderland Version this is a bit confusing-), bc they only speak portuguese/english;

Uses a special hearing aids with magic that automatically translates what someone is saying to their language/Also uses special glasses for when writing or reading something in Japanese;

Constantly complains about the lack of brazilian food, starts to cook for the other guys (Starts making some food in the Mostro Lounge to get money, everybody loves it, brazilian food on top)

Brazilian Yuu who is constantly causing chaos in the school, like those high school memes:

(Essa ultima, certeza q o Azul q faria)

Anyway, that's all, sorry for rambling, buh Byeeee :DD

HIIIII!!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING???? 👉👈 Hope you having a great day 💕 here, some love for you~

YOU!!!! ARE!!!! A GENIUS!!!!!! 🤌🤌 AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE A BRAZILAN YUU!!!! (Or a couple of them..... HEHEHEHEHE)

Não consigo não pensar no YuuBR o maior causador de problemas ou barracos na escola.... As possibilidades... elas são.... infinitas 👁👄👁

E COM CERTEZA O AZUL FARIA ALGO SIMILAR A ULTIMA IMAGEM SJNSJSNSN

Love your ideas, you're always welcome to share anything EVEN your suffering (let's suffer together, ninguém solta a mão de ninguém 🤝)

Senhor essas imagens me trouxeram lembranças de guerra da minha época na escola AJBDJSJSJS sdds do dia do troca e das festas juninas 😭

[anonymous-dentist]

I hope bagi is the one joining like I want her to arrive on the server happy to see some fellow brazilans but forever is in a coma and mike is kidnapped and pac is depressed and cellbit is going insane again and felps is felps. like how would you respond to this scenario actually