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Dusted Mid-Year Round-Up: Part 2, Dr. Pete Larson to Young Slo-Be

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The mid-year exchange continues with the second half of the alphabet and another round of Dusted writers reviewing other people’s favorite records. Today’s selection runs the gamut from Afro-beat to hip hop to experimental music and includes some of this year’s best jazz records. Check out part one if you missed it yesterday.

Dr. Pete Larson and His Cytotoxic Nyatiti Band — Damballah (Dagoretti Records)

Damballah by Dr. Pete Larson and his Cytotoxic Nyatiti Band

Who Picked it? Mason Jones

Did we review it? No, but Jennifer Kelly said about his previous record, “It’s authentic not to some musicological conception of what nyatiti music should sound like, but to the instincts and proclivities of the musicians involved.”

Bryon Hayes’ take:

Judging from Jenny’s review, Dr. Pete Larson hasn’t really changed his modus operandi much since last year’s self-titled release. Well, he has appeared to have dropped vocalist Kat Steih and drummer Tom Hohman, who aren’t credited with an appearance on Damballah. Sonically, this album feels more polished than its predecessor. There’s a richness that was lacking before, a sense of clarity that Larson seems to have added here. He still hypnotizes with his nyatiti but doesn’t lose himself behind the other players. That sense of mesmerizing repetition of short passages on the resonant lute-like instrument is what sets the music of the Cytotoxic Nyatiti Band apart from other rock groups who play in the psychedelic vein. It’s easy to get lost in the intricate plucking patterns as the guitars and synths swirl about. The rhythms bounce cleverly against those created by the percussion, anchoring the songs to solid ground. Balancing the airy and the earthy, Dr. Peter Larson and His Cytotoxic Nyatiti Band create a cosmic commotion perfect for contemplation.

James Brandon Lewis / Red Lily Quintet — Jesup Wagon (TAO Forms)

Jesup Wagon by James Brandon Lewis / Red Lily Quintet

Who recommended it? Derek Taylor

Did we review it? Yes, Derek said, “’Fallen Flowers’ and ‘Seer’ contain sections of almost telepathic convergence, the former and the closing ‘Chemurgy’ culminating in Lewis’ spoken words inculcating the import of his subject.”

Tim Clarke’s take:

Tenor saxophonist and composer James Brandon Lewis demonstrates his control of the instrument in the opening moments of Jesup Wagon’s title track. Before his Red Lily Quintet bandmates join the fray, he alternates between hushed ululations and full-blooded honks, inviting the listener to lean in conspiratorially. Once the rest of the band fire up, cornet player Kirk Knuffke, bassist William Parker, cellist Chris Hoffman and drummer Chad Taylor lock into a loose, muscular shuffle. Their collective chemistry is immediately evident, and each player has the opportunity to shine across this diverse set’s 50-minute runtime. I’m particularly drawn to the rapid-fire rhythmic runs on “Lowlands of Sorrow,” the gorgeous cello on “Arachis,” and the spacious, mbira-laced “Seer.” There’s something about the mournful horn melody of the final piece, “Chemurgy,” that sends me back to first hearing Ornette Coleman’s “Lonely Woman” — and, just like that, I’m excited about the prospect of exploring jazz again, for the first time in a long time. Great pick, Derek.

Roscoe Mitchell & Mike Reed — The Ritual And The Dance (Astral Spirits)

the Ritual and the Dance by Roscoe Mitchell & Mike Reed

Who recommended it? Derek Taylor

Did we review it? Yes, Derek wrote, “Roscoe Mitchell remains an improvisational force to be reckoned with.”

Andrew Forell’s take:

For 17-plus minutes, Roscoe Mitchell solos on his soprano with barely a pause, the rush of notes powered by circular breathing, as drummer Mike Reed’s controlled clatter counterpoints Mitchell’s exploration of his instrument’s range and tonal qualities in what sounds like a summation of his long career at the outer edge of jazz. It‘s an extraordinary beginning to this performance, recorded live in 2015. On first listen it sounds chaotic, but shapes emerge in Mitchell’s sound, and Reed’s combination of density and silence complements, punctuates and supports in equal measure. After an incisive solo workout from Reed combining clanging metal and rolling toms, Mitchell swaps to tenor and the pace changes. Longer, slower notes, a rougher, reed heavy tone and a lighter touch from Reed. Having not closely followed Mitchell’s work since his days in The Art Ensemble Of Chicago, this performance was a revelation and will have me searching back through his catalog.

The Notwist — Vertigo Days (Morr Music)

Vertigo Days by The Notwist

Who recommended it? Tim Clarke

Did we review it? Yes, Tim said, “The Notwist really know how to structure a front-to-back listening experience, and this is emphatically a work of art best appreciated as a whole.”

Arthur Krumins’ take:

In his review of Vertigo Days, Tim Clarke highlights the “multiple layers of drifting, shifting instrumentation.” It is an album that seems unbound by adherence to a set instrument lineup, and it moves quickly between moods both frenetic and contemplative. However, due to a careful mixing and an unforced approach to genre expectations, it is a surprising and varied listen that bears repeated scrutiny. The touchstones of the sound are at times the motorik beat of krautrock, at others the ethereal indie pop of their melodies and the quality of their singing. It feels like the perfect quirky coffee shop album, just out there enough to create a vibe, but tactful enough to take you along for the ride.

Dorothea Paas — Anything Can’t Happen (Telephone Explosion)

Anything Can't Happen by Dorothea Paas

Who picked it? Arthur Krumins.

Did we review it? No.

Eric McDowell’s take:

In one sense, it’s fair to say that Dorothea Paas’s debut album opens with a false start: A single note sounded and then retreated from, fingers sliding up and down the fretboard with the diffidence of a throat clearing. Yet what gesture could more perfectly introduce an album so marked by uncertainty, vulnerability, and naked self-assessment?

If Anything Can’t Happen is an open wound, it’s a wound Paas willingly opens: “I’m not lonely now / Doing all the things I want to and working on my mind / Sorting through old thoughts.” That doesn’t make the pain any less real — though it does make it more complex. “It’s so hard to trust again / When you can’t even trust yourself,” Paas sings on the utterly compelling title track, her gaze aiming both inward and outward. Elsewhere she admits: “I long for a body closer to mine / But I don’t want to seek, I just want to find.” Instrumentally, Paas and her bandmates manage to temper an inclination toward static brooding with propulsive forward motion, a balance that suits the difficult truth — or better yet, difficult truce — the album arrives at in the climactic “Frozen Window”: “How can I open to love again, like a plant searches for light through a frozen window? / Can I be loved, or is it all about control? / I will never know until I start again.” In the spirit of starting again, Anything Can’t Happen ends with a doubling down on the opening prelude, reprising and extending it — no false start to be found.

Dominic Pifarely Quartet — Nocturnes (Clean Feed)

Nocturnes by Dominique Pifarély Quartet

Who recommended it? Jason Bivins

Did we review it? No

Derek Taylor’s take:

Pifarely and I actually go way back in my listening life, specifically to Acoustic Quartet, an album the French violinist made for ECM as a co-leader with countryman clarinetist Louis Sclavis in 1994. Thirty-something at the time, his vehicle for that venture was an improvising chamber ensemble merging classical instrumentation and extended techniques with jazz and folk derived influences. The results, playful and often exhilaratingly acrobatic, benefited greatly from austere ECM house acoustics. Nearly three decades distant, Nocturnes is a different creature, delicate and darker hued in plumage and less enamored of melody, harmony and rhythm, at least along conventional measures. Drones and other textures are regular elements of the interplay between the leader’s strings, the piano of Antonin Rayon and the sparse braiding and shadings of bassist Bruno Chevillon and drummer Francois Merville. Duos also determine direction, particular on the series of titular miniatures that are as much about space as they are centered in sound. It’s delightful to get reacquainted after so much time apart.

The Reds Pinks & Purples — Uncommon Weather (Slumberland/Tough Love)

Uncommon Weather by The Reds, Pinks & Purples

Who picked it? Jennifer Kelly

Did we review it? Yes, Jennifer said, “Uncommon Weather is undoubtedly the best of the Reds, Pinks & Purples discs so far, an album that is damned near perfect without seeming to try very hard.”

Bill Meyer’s take:

Sometimes a record hits you where you live. Glenn Donaldson’s too polite to do you any harm, but he not only knows where you live, he knows your twin homes away from home, the record store and the club where you measure your night by how many bands’ sets separate you from last call. He knows the gushing merch-table mooches and the old crushes that casually bring the regulars down, and he also knows how to make records just like the ones that these folks have been listening to since they started making dubious choices. Uncommon Weather sounds like a deeply skilled recreation of early, less chops-heavy Bats, and if that description makes sense to you, so will this record.

claire rousay — A Softer Focus (American Dreams Records)

a softer focus by Claire Rousay

Who picked it? Bryon Hayes

Did we review it? Yes, Bryon Hayes wrote, “These field recordings of the mundane, when coupled with the radiance of the musical elements, are magical.”

Ian Mathers’ take:

In a weird way (because they are very different works from very different artists), A Softer Focus reminds me a bit of Robert Ashley’s Private Parts (The Album). Both feel like the products of deep focus and concentration but wear their rigor loosely, and both feel like beautifully futile attempts to capture or convey the rich messiness of human experience. But although there is a musicality to Private Parts, Ashley is almost obsessed by language and language acts, and even though the human voice is more present than ever in rousay��s work (not just sampled or field recorded, but outright albeit technologically smeared singing on a few tracks) it feels like it reaches to a place in that experience beyond words. The first few times I played it I had moments where I was no longer sure exactly what part of what I was hearing were coming from my speakers versus from outside my apartment, and as beautiful as the more conventional ambient/drone aspects of A Softer Focus are (including the cello and violin heard throughout), it’s that kind of intoxicating disorientation, of almost feeling like I’m experiencing someone else’s memory, that’s going to stay with me the longest.

M. Sage — The Wind Of Things (Geographic North)

The Wind of Things by M. Sage

Who recommended it? Bryon Hayes

Did we review it? No

Bill Meyer’s take:

Matthew Sage’s hybrid music gets labeled as ambient by default. Sure, it’s gentle enough to be ignorable, but Sage’s combination of ruminative acoustic playing (mostly piano and guitar, with occasional seasoning from reeds, violin, banjo, and percussion) and memory-laden field recordings feels so personal that it’s hard to believe he’d really be satisfied with anyone treating this stuff as background music. But that combination of the placid and the personal may also be The Wind of Things’ undoing since it’s a bit too airy and undemonstrative to make an impression.

Skee Mask — Pool (Ilian Tape)

ITLP09 Skee Mask - Pool by Skee Mask

Who picked it? Patrick Masterson

Did we review it? No

Robert Ham’s take:

Pool is an appropriate title for the new album by Munich electronic artist Bryan Müller. The record is huge and deep, with its 18 tracks clocking in at around 103 minutes. And Müller has pointedly only released the digital version of Pool through Bandcamp, adding it a little hurdle to fans who just want to pick and choose from its wares for their playlists. Dipping one’s toes in is an option, but the only way to truly appreciate the full effect is to dive on in.

Though Müller filled Pool up with around five years’ worth of material, the album plays like the result of great deliberation. It flows with the thoughtfulness and intention of an adventurous DJ set, with furious breakbeat explosions like “Breathing Method” making way for the languorous ambient track “Ozone” and the unbound “Rio Dub.” Then, without warning, the drum ‘n’ bass breaks kick in for a while.

The full album delights in those quick shifts into new genres or wild seemingly disparate sonic connections happening within the span of a single song. But again, these decisions don’t sound like they were made carelessly. Müller took some time with this one to get the track list just right. But if there is one thread that runs along the entirety of Pool, it is the air of joy that cuts through even its downcast moments. The splashing playfulness is refreshing and inviting.

Speaker Music — Soul-Making Theodicy (Planet Mu)

Soul-Making Theodicy by Speaker Music

Who picked it? Mason Jones

Did we review it? No

Robert Ham’s take:

The process by which DeForrest Brown Jr., the artist known as Speaker Music, created his latest EP sounds almost as exciting as the finished music. If I understand it correctly — and I’m not entirely sure that I do — he created rhythm tracks using haptic synths, a Push sequencer, and a MIDI keyboard, that he sent through Ableton and performed essentially a live set of abstract beats informed by free jazz, trap and marching band. Or as Brown calls them “stereophonic paintings.”

Whatever term you care to apply to these tracks and however they were made, the experience of listening to them is a dizzying one. A cosmic high that takes over the synapses and vibrates them until your vision becomes blurry and your word starts to smear together like fog on a windshield. Listening to this EP on headphones makes the experience more vertiginous if, like I did, you try to unearth the details and sounds buried within the centerpiece track “Rhythmatic Music For Speakers,” a 33-minute symphony of footwork stuttering and polyrhythms. Is that the sound of an audience responding to this sensory overload that I hear underneath it all? Or is that wishful imaginings coming from a mind hungry for the live music experience?

The Telescopes — Songs of Love And Revolution (Tapete)

Songs Of Love And Revolution by the telescopes

Who recommended it? Robert Ham

Did we review it? No.

Andrew Forell’s take:

Songs Of Love And Revolution glides along on murky subterranean rhythms that evoke Mo Tucker’s heartbeat toms backed with thick bowel-shaking bass lines. Somewhere in the murk Stephen Lawrie’s murmured vocals barely surface as he wrings squalls of noise from his guitar to create a dissonant turmoil to contrast the familiarity of what lies beneath. The effect is at once hypnotic and joltingly thrilling, similar to hearing Jesus And Mary Chain for the first time but played a at pace closer to Bedhead. A kind of slowcore shoegaze, its mystery enhanced by what seems deliberately monochrome production that forces and rewards close attention. When they really let go on “We See Magic And We Are Neutral, Unnecessary” it hits like The Birthday Party wrestling The Stooges. So yeah, pretty damn good.

Leon Vynehall — Rare, Forever (Ninja Tune)

Rare, Forever by LEON VYNEHALL

Who recommended it? Patrick Masterson

Did we review it? No.

Jason Bivins’ take:

I was amused to see Leon Vynehall’s album tucked into the expansive “Unknown genre” non-category. This is, as is often the case with these mid-year exchanges, a bit far afield from the kind of music I usually spin. Much of it is, I suppose, rooted in house music. Throughout these tracks, there are indeed some slinky beats that’ll get you nodding your head while prepping the dinner or while studying in earnest. There’s plenty to appreciate on the level of grooves and patterns, but he closer you listen, the more subversive, sneaky details you notice. The opening “Ecce! Ego!” isn’t quite as brash as the title would suggest, featuring some playfully morphed voices, old school synth patches and snatches of instrumentalism. But after just a couple minutes, vast cosmic sounds start careening around your brainpan while a metal bar drops somewhere in the audial space. Did that just happen? you wonder as the groove continues. Moments of curiosity and even discomfort are plopped down, sometimes as transitions (like the closing vocal announcement on “In>Pin” — “like a moth” — that introduces the echo-canyon of “Mothra”) but usually as head-scrambling curveballs. Startled voices or flutes or subterranean sax bubble up from beneath deep house thrum, then are gone in ways that are arresting and deceptive. I still don’t know what to make of the lounge-y closing to “Snakeskin – Has-Been” or the unexpected drone monolith of “Farewell! Magnus Gabbro.” In its way, Vynehall’s music is almost like what you’d get if Graham Lambkin or Jason Lescalleet made a house record. Pretty rich stuff.

Michael Winter — single track (Another Timbre)

single track by Michael Winter

Who recommended it? Eric McDowell

Did we review it? Not yet!

Mason Jones’ take:

Over its 45 minutes, Michael Winter’s 2015 composition slowly accelerates and accumulates, starting from an isolated violin playing slightly arrhythmic, single fast strokes. The playing, centered around a single root note, seems almost random, but flashes of melodic clusters make it clear they're not. After nine minutes other players have joined in and there's a developing drone, as things sort of devolve, with atonal combinations building. By the one-third mark everything has slowed down significantly, and the players are blending together, with fewer melodies standing out. Instead, it's almost more drone than not; and at a half hour in, most of the strings have been reduced to slowly changing tones. As we near the end we’re hearing beautiful layers of string drones, descending into the final few minutes of nearly static notes. It's an intriguing and oddly listenable composition given its atonality. The early moments bring to mind Michael Nyman, and the later movements summon thoughts of Tony Conrad and La Monte Young, but it's clearly different from any of them, and more than the sum of those parts.

Young Slo-Be — Red Mamba (KoldGreedy Entertainment / Thizzler On The Roof)

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Who picked it? Ray Garraty

Did we review it? No.

Ian Mathers’ take:

The 12 tracks on Red Mamba fly by in a little over 27 minutes (not a one breaks the three-minute mark) but the result doesn’t feel slight so much as pared down to a sharpness you might cut yourself on. Stockon’s Young Slo-Be only seems to have one flow (or maybe it’d be more accurate to say he only seems interested in one) but he knows how to wield it with precision and force, and if the subject matter hews closely to the accepted canon of gangbanger concerns, Slo-Be delivers it all with vivid language and the studied, superior disdain of an older brother explaining the world to you and busting your chops at the same time. The tracks on Red Mamba all come from different producers, but Slo-Be consistently chooses spectral, eerie, foreboding backgrounds for these songs, even when adding piano and church bells (on “Asshole”), dog barks (“21 Thoughts”) or even Godfather-esque strings (the closing “Rico Swavo”). What’s the old line about the strength of street knowledge? These are different streets, and different knowledge.

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roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid · 5 years ago

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Shit tier: Brandon Yuri

Alright tier: Beebo Urie

Good tier: Breadbin Urine

God tier: Brendon Roscoe

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cloudkickafilms · 2 years ago

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LOS ANGELES ARTIST BRANDON ROSCOE BRINGS YOU HIS FIRST VISUAL FOR HIS SINGLE TITLED ALIVE PRODUCED BY CRUZZ ON THE BEAT SHOT AND EDIT BY CLOUDKICKAPIFF

#Brandon Roscoe #alive #california #cloudkickatv #cloudkickafilms #filmdept

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swynlake-spill · 4 years ago

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Agreed that Ferb is on the nice list, but can you give us the full naughty/nice list?

Ofc.

I refuse to expand on any of this. I said what I said.

NAUGHTY:

Berlioz Bonfamille-Lyons Candace Flynn Cornelius Robinson Dewford "Dewey" Mallard Errol Woolf Franny Robinson Llewellyn “Louie” Farraj Mallard Mabel Pines Marie Bonfamille Mary "Boo" Gibbs Mason "Dipper" Pines Mitte Esseman Phillip Knightley Phineas Flynn Roscoe Sykes Rose Whitman Theodore Fiske Wilbur Robinson Arwan Prydain Iago Jack-Jack Parr Jane Darling Lucius "Lock" Adamson Miguel Rivera Panic Ca'idh Pearl Park Seamus MacTunnag Violet Parr Héctor Rivera Bae "Nemo" Nam-min Dot Orkney Ignacio de Tito Mei Qin Merida Dunbroch Petunia Robinson Reza Kasraoui-Müller San Mononoke Tiegan Winchell Toulouse Bonfamille Ashleigh Quinlan Hades Acheron Ashley Armbruster Belle Acheron Moon Yeongjun Moon Yeongtae Simba Bonfamille-Lyons Adella Triton Aquata Triton Ariel Triton Attina Triton Finn Flounder Kovu Blackwell Tony Rydinger Vidia Wind-Whistler Dodger Jones Hubert "Huey" Mallard Thomas O'Malley Deb DamselBu Vanessa Doofenshmirtz Tinker Bell

NICE:

Abigail Vanderwaal Al McWiggin Arthur Pendragon Ashlé Boulet Ashlee Tomassian Bianca Gabor Brandon "Barrel" Adamson Ella Ashbourne Eric Anderson Henry Charming Holley Shiftwell Isabel Flores Jake Rogers James Hawkins John Darling John Smith Kristoff Bjorgman Lachlann "Launchpad" MacNab Laszlo Robinson Oliver Saluki Pacifica Northwest Princess Elena Flores of Avalor Rita Saluki Thomas Harrington Wendy Corduroy Willis Tibbs Alice Liddel Babette Durand Clara Baudry Claude Frollo Georgette Midler Hercules Persaud Marisa Soto Marzel Soto Megara Creon Melody Oceana Pedram Ratigan Shannon "Shock" Adamson Susan Webb Yoshioka Haru Atta Orkney Cheralynne Alexander Eilonwy Llyr Eoghan "Sled" Lantern Flik Feathery Haley Long Iandore Lightfoot Imelda Rivera Jake Long Kairi Uchida Kiongozi Lorrin Lymantria Khan Mei Kusakabe Mu-yeol "Marlin" Bae Olafur Elsuson Önnuson Periwinkle Frostbrittle Perry Flynn Riku Nakayama Ryeo "Robbie" Hwan Sally Finkelstein Sindri Dyrsson Sora Hamasaki/Roxas Su Qin Suta Shere (Khan) Ting-Ting Qin Dornan Humbert Lumière Charmant Aurora Rosewood Barbie Roberts Evelyn Deavor Ferbs Fletcher Gregory Eeyore Minnie Muyskens Monica "Mocha" Chino Philip Seville Phillip Nam Tiana Truitt Tod Sionnach Vishaka Chakraborty Alana Triton Arista Triton Charlie Little Edward Hatter Nuka Blackwell Vitani Blackwell Zira Blackwell Nyx Quillspear Queen Clarion

#daily spill #literally everyone unless ur not on the demo thats not my fault #Anonymous

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tenfifteenthirteen · 5 years ago

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house anon LISTEN. do you know how much i suffer because jonny’s out here flipping houses/condos and yet we see nothing???? we see nothing of his style??? and we haven’t in how many years. we know of a ceiling and with patrick..................... we know even less don’t we?? apart from that gaudy first condo he had but like his Personal style while again we’re pretty limited in seeing seems a bit more subdued now but still not a lot to go on and that was like 7 years ago

but i envision it being like super clean and crisp.... modern... nothing too fancy jonny wouldn’t allow it alkdjfa;lkjf and lots of wood i’m seeing lots of wood and no that’s not a *** joke also lots of blue for some reason

as far as location... i will say i remember sharpy? or maybe duncs they were both in the video saying recently that the older players and their families all live near one another and i imagine those two are a part of that group and i think i remember seeing something about alex and his fiancee getting a house somewhere in that area last year as well... let me see if i can find the article...

teammate Brandon Saad paid $1.475 million in 2017 for a two-story, 4,500-square-foot house in Roscoe Village that is a few blocks to the east, while teammate Duncan Keith in 2008 paid $1.775 million for a two-story house in Roscoe Village. And from 2007 until 2016, DeBrincat’s teammate Brent Seabrook owned a house on the same street, just two blocks to the north. Seabrook now owns a home in Lakeview’s Southport Corridor area.

and that’s the area (roscoe village/lakeview) sharpy mentioned in the video

#house anon #like i get it and support them not revealing anything #but ya know #knowing literally anything at all could be nice

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beepbopppfdfd · 5 years ago

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adam mccarthy / jared padalecki

adolfo villanueva / miguel herran

aidan riordan / jamie dornan

alasdair macmillan / james mcavoy

amelia mckinnon / chris pratt

anderson watts / ricky whittle

andrew holland / armie hammer

asher de rouvroy / dacre montgomery

atticus selwyn / matthew noszka

aurora de rouvroy / chris hemsworth

austin radwell / brant daugherty

benji salazar / froy gutierrez

bradley harrington / zac efron

cain woodhouse / jon bernthal

carlos castilla / alfonso herrera

carter fawcett / james wolk

casper st clair / kj apa

cedric st clair / richard madden

chad maddock / matt barr

charity st clair / kj apa

cheyenne rivers / gavin leatherwood

clint montgomery / murray bartlett

cole macintyre / joe dempsie

colin fleetwood / ryan kwanten

connor fleetwood / william moseley

conrad st clair / michael fassbender

corinna sharp / noah centineo

cormac riordan / colin o'donoghue

cyrus patel / avan jogia

damian dent / finn wittrock

daphne macnamara / chris evans

darcy lockhart / shawn mendes

david chambers / mitchell hope

dean o'callaghan / derek theler

derek o'callaghan / max thieriot

desiree delavergne / charles michael davis

dmitri markov / tom hardy

dominic king / michael b jordan

dorian van dyke / grant gustin

drake summers / cheyenne jackson

duke collins / dwayne johnson

duncan riordan / chris wood

dustin greer / jeremy jordan

elliot burke / sebastian stan

emily riordan / josh dallas

emmett rabnott / aaron tveit

ernest mccarthy / mark ruffalo

ethan fletcher / jacob elordi

evan anthony / luke mitchell

ezra adler / adam brody

felix castilla / alberto rosende

finn sheridan / sean maguire

fletcher o'bryen / taron egerton

flynn maguire / tom holland

frank harrington / jeffrey dean morgan

gareth dearborn / luke evans

garrett khan / zayn malik

gemma bertinelli / beau mirchoff

george hamilton / david harbour

gianni mantovani / dj cotrona

grace zhao / charles melton

graham o'gorham / ben affleck

gregory dobbs / richard harmon

guinevere abbott / matt bomer

harvey frost / Alex Fitzalan

hayden granger / matthew morrison

henry chamberlain / john krasinski

holden cavanaugh / miles heizer

ian mccluskey / dustin milligan

isabella castilla / miguel angel silvestre

jackson platt / gregg sulkin

jakob stark / john barrowman

jared buchanan / andrew lincoln

jasper bertinelli / nico tortorella

jeremy leighton / zachary levi

jeremy wallace / robert downey jr

julian maxwell / david ramsey

justin antwhistle / casey cott

kenneth o'malley / nick zano

killian sheridan / niall horan

kyle armstrong / scott eastwood

lana talbot / ryan reynolds

lance harville / charlie hunnam

lars nystrom / mike vogel

leopold zielinsky /aaron taylor-johnson

lewis birch / hunter parrish

lincoln teller / jai courtney

linus von essen / joseph morgan

lloyd llewellyn / ian bohen

logan preece / elliot fletcher

lucas west / brandon routh

lucrezia de vitis / joe manganiello

lydia pryde / tom ellis

magnus nystrom / dominic sherwood

malcolm brant / dylan mcdermott

marcel de rouvroy / justin hartley

marina grimaldi / justin baldoni

markos apostolidis / theo james

marshall dunbar / michael evans behling

martin abercrombie / penn badgley

matthew fell / dan stevens

max fleming / dylan o'brien

micah rybinski / ross lynch

miles sheppard / dylan minnette

nate rockwell / ben mckenzie

nicolas de rouvroy / logan shroyer

noah benson / liam payne

nolan o'shea / casey deidrick

oliver hawkins / brett dalton

owen lee / markiplier

parker penn / jason ralph

patrick talbot / jason ralph

percival snow / daniel gillies

peter rabnott / robert buckley

peyton summers / cody christian

phillip mccann / paul rudd

piper macnamara / colton haynes

preston macnamara / oliver stark

quentin radcliffe / thomas doherty

quinn o'callaghan / gus kenworthy

rafael cortez / mark consuelos

ramon rosales / oscar isaac

raymond voltoni / milo ventimeglia

reynard payne / rome flynn

roderick macnair / david tennant

roger madison / hugh jackman

romeo grimaldi / nick jonas

roscoe royale / keiynan lonsdale

rowan summers / tyler blackburn

ryan kingsleigh / charlie puth

scott maguire / jake gyllenhaal

sean prewett / tyler hoechlin

sebastian luczynski / antoni porowski

solomon zimmerman / daniel sunjata

sophia platt / henry cavill

stefan nystrom / alexander skarsgrd

sullivan tate / rob kazinsky

teddy farley / wolfgang Novogratz

tim anderson / bob morley

todd salazar / josh segarra

tristan zhao / ross butler

ulysseus khan / rahul kohli

valentino cortez / tyler posey

vicente cortez / michael trevino

victoria fawley / stephen amell

vijay balaji / manish dayal

vishal balaji / arjun gupta

warren vablatsky / matt czuchry

willa rabnott / chace crawford

winston wilcox / charlie cox

wyatt stretton / steven r mcqueen

xavier brady / amadeus serafini

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middleland · 5 years ago

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Roscoe Village Victorian by Brandon Bartoszek

#roscoe village #coshocton ohio #coshocton county #dead on revival

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stereksecretsanta · 6 years ago

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Merry Christmas, @oldestcharm!

*****

Stiles was in a department store-not his favorite place to be, but he was buying Christmas presents for his friends and he was almost done with his list. All he needed was something for Derek. There isn’t really a ‘brooding Alpha werewolf’ section at Macy’s. He thought about a history book, but that’s so predictable. Stiles wanted to get the man something special (for reasons he wouldn’t share).

He stopped at every aisle and stand, checking if anything would fit. Unfortunately, he was out of luck. The sweaters were all too bright and festive, he was pretty sure Derek would strangle him with it if he gave him one.

Maybe cologne? Stiles wasn’t sure what kind the man would like, though. He wasn’t going to buy something cheap, but he didn’t really have the money for Dolce and Gabanna. Still, wouldn’t hurt to try them out.

He picked up a golden bottle first. Velvet Tender read the bottle. Spraying a tiny amount on his wrist Stiles grimaced at the odor. That one was definitely a no.

Next he tried one called The One. He tried spraying it but nothing seemed to come out. Shaking the bottle, he tried again. Of-course he had to hold it the wrong way, spraying it all over his face. “Fuck!” Stiles cried out as the liquid hit his eyes. He stumbled backwards and into a wall.

“Hey! Watch it!” someone shouted.

Stiles barely forced his eyes open and realized he hadn’t hit a wall, but a woman. A woman who was carrying a bag which was now lying on the floor. “Oh my God, I’m so sorry!”

“You imbecile!” the woman cried out. “You just ruined 6 months of hard work!” she shouted, pointing towards the bag.

“I’m really sorry! I didn’t see you and I was trying out perfumes and-what are you doing?”

The woman was glaring at Stiles now, chanting something under her breath.

“Um, ma’am? Are you okay?” he asked, confused and slightly worried.

“Great moon in the sky hear my ploy, a curse I shall lay on this mannerless boy. Teach him a lesson, two or three, only under one condition shall he be set free. A kiss from his true love before Christmas eve, a symbol on his arm, under his sleeve. Ignore the curse that I have sewn, and witness your body turn to stone.”

Stiles swallowed the lump in his throat. “Men… All idiots…” the woman muttered as she picked up her things and left.

Did he just get cursed by a witch?

“SCOTT!” Stiles shouted as he ran through the front door of Scott’s house and up the stairs to his bedroom. “Scott! Scotty!” He busted open the door to the bedroom, finding the boy playing a game.

“Dude, where’s the fire?” Scott asked, not breaking eye contact with the TV.

“Scott! Witch! Macy’s! Curse! Perfume!” Stiles was frantically pacing around the room, which got his best friend’s attention.

Scott grabbed him by the shoulders and made him look in his eyes. “Stiles! Deep breaths! Can you do that with me?”

He nodded, trying to get his breathing under control.

“Better now?” Scott asked smiling.

Stiles exhaled. “Yeah…”

“What’s wrong? Did something happen?”

“Um… Well, funny you should ask…”

“Stiles?”

“I might have gotten cursed by a witch,” he sheepishly admitted.

Scott’s eyes widened. “You WHAT? How?!”

“I was shopping for a stupid Christmas present and accidentally bumped into a lady and broke some of her stuff! Then she started chanting and now I think I’m cursed!” Stiles was starting to panic again, but Scott had him focus on his breathing again.

“Do you know what the curse is?”

Stiles gulped. “I… I think I have to kiss my true love before Christmas eve, or I’ll turn to stone…”

“Oh, shit,” Scott cursed. “That’s serious.”

They fell into a momentary silence until Stiles spoke up. “Can you kiss me?”

Scott’s eyes widened again. “What?! No!”

“Dude! You’re my best friend! My brother! That has to count as true love!” Stiles pleaded.

“Which makes it even weirder!”

“You’d rather have me be a bird fountain than kiss me once?!”

Scott chewed on his bottom lip for a bit. Stiles tried his best puppy-eyes look, and it worked (it always worked on Scott). “Fine! But nobody can know!”

“Okay, Mr. Homophobe.”

“I’m not homophobic! I just don’t want-ugh! Do you want me to do this or not?!”

“Yes!” Stiles cried out.

Scott took a breath and brought their bodies closer. Their faces were inches apart, he could feel the heat from Stiles’ face.

“Today, Romeo!” Stiles groaned.

“Shut up!” Scott cupped Stiles’ face and closed his eyes, pulling the other’s face to his, interlocking their lips. He was about to pull away when Stiles entered his mouth with his tongue. Scott panicked for a moment but decided to go with it, there was no going back anyway.

Stiles pulled away moments later gasping for air. “Dude, that was… really intense…” Scott mumbled.

“Sorry, bro, but I’m not taking any chances,” Stiles responded, checking his arm. “Damn it! The mark is still there!”

“So, this was all for nothing?”

“I wouldn’t say that,” Stiles said in defense. “We’ve gotten to know each other on a whole new level, dude!”

Moments later Stiles was pushed out of the McCall house, the door slamming behind him. “Love you, too, bro!”

Next stop was Lydia’s house. Surely she would have an idea for a solution, right?

Stiles knocked on the brightly decorated front door impatiently waiting for an answer, Seconds later the door swung open and Stiles was greeted by the sight of none other than Lydia Martin herself. She was wearing a wine red sweater with a reindeer on it-Stiles had to laugh, it was weird seeing the usually serious girl in such attire.

“Can I help you, Stiles?” she asked in an annoyed tone. “It better not be supernatural related because I have an entire house full of distant family members and I just can’t deal with more.”

“Well, now that you mention it…”

“Stiles,” she moaned.

“Can I just come in? It’s really important!”

Lydia exhaled through her nose and further opened the door, letting the boy in. “Don’t talk to anyone!” she ordered and made her way upstairs to her room, Stiles right behind her.

They were almost at her room when one of Lydia’s aunts stopped them. “Lydia! Who is this?!” the older woman chimed.

“Auntie Karen…” Lydia sighed. “This is Stiles, remember?”

“Oh, the boy who had a crush on you?”

“Excuse me?” Stiles was taken aback. Lydia talked to her family about his feelings for her?!

“Nice to meet you, Stiles, was it?” the woman smiled, extending her hand. “I’m Karen, Lydia’s fun aunt.”

Stiles shook her hand, not quite sure what to say.

“My, what beautiful cheekbones you have! Why won’t you date him, Lydia? He’s very handsome!”

“Auntie Karen! You should go into the kitchen! I think mom brought out the good champagne!” Lydia grabbed Stiles by the hand and ran off to her room. “And I’m not dating anyone!”

She locked the door behind them, exhaling in relief.

“You told your aunt about my crush?!” Stiles said in a hurt tone, resting his hands on his hips.

“This isn’t about me! I thought you had something important to talk about!”

He groaned but decided to let it go. Another time, there were more urgent things to discuss. “So, I was shopping for some Christmas presents and I accidentally bumped into a lady and broke some of her stuff, and then she started chanting and before I knew it I was cursed and had this mark on my hand, and now if I don’t kiss my true love before Christmas eve I’ll turn to stone!”

Lydia stood there for a while just staring at Stiles, not saying a word. After a while it was starting to freak him out so he spoke up again. “Lyds? Lydia? Did your brain break?”

“Shut up.”

“Okay.”

“I’m not quite sure what you want me to do about a curse.”

Stiles groaned and ran his fingers through his hair. “Don’t say that! You know everything!”

She puckered her lips and hummed. “What if you joined one of those dating websites?”

“Dating websites?”

“Yeah… I mean, it’s a fast and easy way to get to know people. You have like, what, a week?”

“I guess we could try…”

And they did. They set up a profile for Stiles on a speed dating website. Lydia had to try her best to get a good photo of the boy, but in the end, they succeeded and Stiles’ profile looked very presentable.

“Now what?” Stiles asked.

“Now we wait for someone to message you,” Lydia replied, getting up. “Now, if you’ll excuse me I have drunk family members to deal with.”

Stiles got back into his car and was about to drive away when his phone buzzed. He set up the site’s notifications to appear on his phone so he’d see them as soon as possible.

Looking at the message he freaked out a bit. It was from a guy! Did Lydia put ‘interested in women and men’?! Then again, thinking about it, what if his true love was a man? Could he deal with that? He never thought about it. Okay, maybe a little. Stiles was a curious guy; can you blame him?

Hey sexy! Wanna grab a drink? ;)

He stared at his phone for what felt an eternity, but eventually replied with a ‘sure’. To Hell with it, he was not taking any chances with this stupid curse.

The guy (named Brandon) messaged him the place and time. It was a bar on the outskirts of town, Stiles had only been there once with Scott. It wasn’t anything special, but at least they’d have some privacy.

At 7pm later that day Stiles got into his jeep ready to drive to the bar. He put on his nicest looking shirt and jeans; he was very determined not to screw anything up, he didn’t have the time for that!

But, of course, he was Stiles and he just couldn’t catch a break. His beloved Roscoe decided to die on him. “Oh, come on!” he cried out hitting the wheel. Looking around he realized he was really close to Derek’s apartment. His common sense told him no, but his will to live told him yes. So he managed to park his jeep in an empty space and ran up to Derek’s loft, knocking frantically on the door.

“Go away, Stiles,” the man shouted from inside the building. How did he even know it was him? Oh yeah, werewolf senses.

“Derek! I need your help! Please! It’s a life or death situation!” the teen pleaded.

He heard shuffling on the other side and the door opened, revealing a sweat drenched Derek in a wifebeater and black sweatpants. Needless to say, Stiles was very curious then.

“What do you want?” the werewolf asked, crossing his arms. “I’m busy.”

“I, uh…” Stiles tried really hard to form a sentence but he just couldn’t for some reason. The sweat across Derek’s biceps made them look really big-although they probably were that big.

Derek rolled his eyes and tried slamming the door shut but Stiles quick stopped him. “Wait! I’m cursed!”

That seemed to grab the man’s attention. “I accidentally ruined a witch’s something and she sorta cursed me, so now I have to kiss my true love before Christmas eve or I’ll turn to stone!” he rambled, showing the mark on his arm.

“I’m not kissing you.”

“That’s not what I meant! I’m going on a date with someone but my car broke down and I really don’t wanna ask you for help, but I’m kinda desperate here!”

Derek seemed to be mulling it over for a bit. “Please, dude! I really don’t wanna be turned to stone!”

“Maybe then you’ll finally be quiet.”

“Dude! Come on!”

Derek rolled his eyes and sighed. “Fine. Wait here,” he said and closed the door.

A few minutes later a fully clothed Derek reappeared, and he smelled really good. Not that Stiles was into it or anything, cause he really wasn’t.

They got into Derek’s Camaro and drove off to the bar. “Dude, I owe you big time,” Stiles said checking himself in the sun visor mirror. Had to make sure he looked the best he could.

“I can’t believe I’m driving you on a date.”

“Yeah, me neither,” Stiles muttered under his breath.

Derek, of-course, heard that and bumped the car a bit to make Stiles hit his head on the window. “Ow!”

A few minutes later they arrived at the bar and Stiles quickly jumped out. “I’ll call you when it’s over!” he said and closed the door.

“Stiles, no!” Derek called after him but it was too late. He groaned and drove off. Why was he being nice to the guy?

Walking into the bar Stiles scanned the room and smiled when he recognized Brandon. He made his way over to him, trying his best to look cool and not a nervous mess.

“Brandon! Hey!” he called out and tripped over himself. He landed face down on the ground and made everyone stare at him. Real smooth.

Brandon made his way over and helped him get up. “Uh, hey, you alright?”

“Yeah, just checking the air down there,” Stiles joked, trying to lighten up the situation and make himself look less spazzy-if that was even possible.

Brandon let out a weak laugh and led him to their table. “Can I get you something to drink?”

“Uh, a beer’s fine.”

The young man nodded and went over to the bar. Stiles groaned and cursed himself under his breath. ‘Can I be cool for one minute?’ he thought.

A minute later Brandon still wasn’t back. Stiles looked over at the bar and didn’t see the guy anywhere. Maybe he went to the bathroom? He pulled out his phone and started playing a dumb game to pass the time.

12 levels and 30% less battery later he realized Brandon still wasn’t back, and he probably wasn’t coming back at all. Stiles texted Derek that he can come pick him up now.

He went outside and waited for the man while looking at his dating site inbox. No new messages. His stomach felt heavy with worry. Why did he think he was going to find his true love on a stupid dating website? Especially in such short time. He was so stupid. He deserved to be turned to stone, he always ruined everything.

A loud honk snapped him out of his thoughts; it was Derek. Stiles got into the car and slumped down in the seat. “Did it work?” Derek asked.

“No,” Stiles replied with a scoff. “It didn’t work. I fucking tripped over myself the second I walked into like a total moron, and the guy didn’t even try to forget it. He just said he’s getting us drinks and then bailed! I mean, I don’t even blame him. I wouldn’t go on a date with myself. There’s nothing special about me; I’m a spazz with no attention span that trips over air and breaks stuff belonging to angry witches. Might as well let myself be turned into stone, maybe then-”

Stiles’ rant was cut short when Derek pulled him by his shirt to himself. He thought the man was about to punch him or rip his tongue out, but what he wasn’t expecting was to be kissed by him. Derek pushed his tongue into Stiles’ mouth, freely exploring his mouth.

It felt strange. Very strange. The man had stubble and he was rough, but… Stiles was weirdly into it. He started pushing back, challenging the older man. Their tongues swirled and danced with each other, causing Stiles to let out a loud moan. Derek practically growled and Stiles had never been so turned on as in that moment.

Derek pulled back, though. “What was that?” Stiles asked.

“I could smell your boner when you came to my apartment. I knew what you were thinking when I opened the door.”

“Dude, that’s cheating.”

“Check your arm,” Derek said.

Stiles quickly pulled back his sleeve and his eyes widened. The mark was gone. It was actually gone. “Dude,” he said, looking at Derek. “This is really awkward. You’re my true love?”

Derek started the car and grinned. “Wanna go to my place and take care of your other problem?” he asked, looking at the road.

Stiles’ cheeks turned bright red when he realized what Derek meant. Stupid werewolf senses.

THE END

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