#brainshits

[messyo5]

I think the Epic of Gilgamesh is so silly like yes enkidu was raised by wolves and then fucked fantastically for 6 days and 7 nights and then was head over heels for a harlot and then the harlot took him to the city to meet his Destiny Boyfriend gilgamesh and now Ishtar was like "gilgy boo thang you're gorgeous be my bridegroom" and gilgamesh turned her down bc he's all about that Bachelor Life with My Bro Enkidu and so Ishtar took the rejection like a boss and sent a magic destruction bull down and Enkidu and then Giggly was like "pfft no" and killed the God Bull and then the Gods were not too fond of that so they killed Enkidu and Gilg was like "NO MY HUSBAND- I MEAN MY BESTIE" and sat by his rotting body's side day and night until a worm crawled out of his nose so he was like "THats kinda embarrassing I don't want rhat to happen when I die so let's look for immortality"

In the end Gil did not in fact find immortality and just had a whole important self discovery adventure but that's not really important to the pizazz of the whole ordeal

And all of this was in cuneiform

And also all of these people are at least a little nonbinary. No one is totally cis het that I can 100% be sure of

[d3rpydoods]

Idk man, my brain goes weird places sometimes - so natrually with the power of art, i shall bring it to life to the detriment of everyone else, enjoy

[youidiotwecouldbeenus]

Bro The Master was Moriartying before Moriarty invented Moriartying.

[sleep-nurse]

来るない

[sashmaster]

EIN WEISER MANN WURDE GEFRAGT,"WAS IST WUT"DER MANN GAB EINE SCHÖNE ANTWORT...DAS IST EINE STRAFE DIE WIR UNS SELBST GEBEN,FÜR DIE FEHLER EINES ANDEREN...

[sp1resong]

i;ve been struck with divine madness of some description

[feline-evil]

I mean really nothings ever gonna beat sitting there playing guitar hero on ps2 and hearing Iron Man for the first time and turning to someone sitting on the sofa with you and thinking you're the shit for managing to sing 'i am iron man, can i suck my own dick yes i can' to the tune to make someone laugh and then failing miserably to play the song on medium difficulty. Thems were the times or days or whatever. We were so blissfully fucking stupid.

[jellyjack-cheese]

have more Doctors and some unhinged brainshit

My first time drawing Eccleston and Whittaker, holy FUCK was Capaldi hard to get right, and I accidentally made my portrait of older Tennant look like Saul fucking Goodman

Have a nice night everyone, it's 1 in the morning and instead of sleeping I chose to draw Doctor Who portraits from reference.

[messyo5]

Some days you crank dat Solja Boy and other days you're Gatsby hosting beautifully elaborate parties in your mansion just in hopes of catching the attention of that one singular person that has skipped town ages ago and has no intent of coming back

[losercade]

THIS ^^^

You’ve heard of brainfart now it’s time for brainshit

[degrees-of-fuck]

pregnancy update spoilers a bit

So like... Are all the orphans from 0 to 17 all just like. Sequestered into the Youth Ward and kept safe and relatively oblivious, only ever going outside with an escort?? You can start the game as knowledgeable so there must’ve been some gaps but like... Is that what happens there? And then the moment they turn 18, their former protectors and guardians (Bailey & his thugs ofc)  turn on them as they’re thrust out into the very worst of the horrors of the town with no warning or preparation??? Because that’s really fucked up we could totally use that to inform our PCs’ brainshit. I know I sure will!! WOW!

[musicforburningchildren]

also this i made 2d or smthn ago enjoy meow i rly like how it turned out i found a cool font and i wanted to get that brainshit out (of the heart of the sun of the grass) so like yk made this

[pdaliceliveblogs]

Bacon and eggs, baybee, I’m back.

These two are so damn cute.

(although that “I thought I should be grounded” line hurt real bad, I know it wasn’t the intended implication but ‘thinking you should be punished more than you are being’ is a thought line that led me to some bad shit when I was younger.)

(geez why is this show making me spill so much of my brainshit today)

[sashmaster]

WER MIT SICH SELBER IN FRIEDEN LEBT,KOMMT NICHT IN VERSUCHUNG ANDEREN DEN KRIEG ZU ERKLÄREN,UND ZU MACHEN...

[yaminerua]

God nerfs me in frustrating ways

Born into this world like woe anosmia be upon ye, may your nose never know the sweet aromas of worldly things, and may your sense of taste be forever lacking

so after years of thinking I was just a picky eater I eventually realised I just needed more flavour to make food more enjoyable so I gravitated towards spicy things and the things I would happily eat and try expanded widely

but god said no, no more will you enjoy the flavoursome joy of eating foods bathed in spices. I curse you with stupid angry burning tomato face if you indulge in any of these enjoyable foods anymore

and now I’m still trying to figure out which foods are safe and which foods set me off and it’s narrowed down what I can eat so much that it’s even worse then where it was before. and I have to make separate meals for my dad and brother that use all the old tasty stuff I can’t eat bc I’m still figuring out what I even can eat and my meals are weird as a result.

and then god said I’m not done with you yet. woe, executive function issues, hypermobile joint pain and as of yet undiagnosed brainshit be upon ye. Have fun trying to gather the mental spoons to make all those meals and try not to feel physically put through the ringer at the end of every day bitch

[postgoblin]

it's highkey crazy how much fucking effort masking takes. talking bout brainshit masking not wearing a facemask ftr. like damn pretending to be able to interact normally at work or out in society is just. oof. ooooof. especially when yr body is like why r u using yr voice, here's a frog for yr throat and a tightness in yr chest - or yr brain's like, ahh, all these feelings you're feeling, feel them right now and lose your composure in the middle of work