#brainrot with bunny

[ghostradiodylan]

Okay Quarry fam, brainrot about lore again with me.

Infected werewolves-to-be hate water, right? It makes them go, “АНН!! АННННН!! GNNGAAAHHH!!!!”

(🤣 sorry Nick.)

But is that only on the full moon, you think? Or is it all the time if they remain infected?

Are Kaylee, Chris, and Caleb refusing to get in the pool and really hating having to shower for 6 years? Or is it only when turning is imminent?

[asmogorna]

life is too short. turn your random favorite musicians into vampire high schoolers from an early 2000s cartoon series. make them friends. have fun with it

As you could guess I couldn't get THE vampire trio drawing out of my head .. had to do something about it .. because I like having fun

Bunny, Gee and Sunny !! Look how fun

A thing me and @saturday-byte were thinking about for the past couple days !!

@bellasboneyard also tagging you in this miss Bella, since you reblogged my other post on the topic 😸

Sunny and Gee are only photogenic when they don't know there's a camera on them

[ghostradiodylan]

I think this analysis is all so correct and so smart and SMG is fully doing the “telling not showing” schtick both when they have Laura pick up on Ryan being a brooding loner (how the fuck would she know?! All she’s seen him do is cower and/or be aggressive in a pool house) and when Kaitlyn and Dylan talk about the sexy sparks because it has the scaffolding of a romantic interest plot line but none of the content.

Now, I don’t know if the scrapped relationship system was supposed to let us blow up Laura and Max completely (the Hackearney shippers would LOSE THEIR MINDS) or have Dylan and Ryan end up at odds. There’s no way to know what that could have looked like. But what we DO know about this little romance novel in Chris’s office (thanks to the datamine) is revealing. And what it reveals, to me, is a pretty clear Rylan agenda.

So, Dylan was supposed to be able to find the book and read the synopsis to Ryan. See if any of these characters sound familiar…

“In this sweltering gothic romance, the beautiful but reclusive Countess Aranesca is swept off her feet by not one but two competing gardeners tending to her world renowned topiary. Will she choose Philipe, the swarthy, mysterious groundsman who is as dangerous with a blade as he is with his charm... or Ronaldo, the dashing but elusive botanist who opens her mind to the magic - and forbidden pleasures - of the world beyond her garden walls."

Okay so we have beautiful but reclusive, yep, I know him.

As dangerous with a blade shotgun as he she is with his her charm? (Dylan is one of the least dangerous characters in the game, so, this seems pretty clear)

Dashing but elusive botanist. Well… dashing might be a stretch for our dear sweet Dylan, unless you’re swept off your feet by boner jokes, but y’know, maybe you are? Elusive for sure since he’s masking so hard. Perhaps dorky but elusive DJ/aspiring physicist is more accurate but this one is clearly Dylan.

Okay, a love triangle, cool, fine, whatever. Except the way the description is structured pushes the second guy way more than the first. Let's read that description of bachelor #2 again.

..who opens her mind to the magic - and forbidden pleasures - of the world beyond her garden walls.

Okay that description is horny as fuck SMG, I see you. But if we PG-13 it a little, Dylan is kind of into the forbidden pleasures--unsanctioned parties, snooping through your boss's stuff, secret sex dungeons. And, okay the magician card doesn't work out great for our boy but he does have that possible line about technology being like magic in the radio hut, and Ryan is potentially very into to the idea of Dylan showing him the world of technology.

The other interesting tidbit we get from the datamine is that Kaitlyn and Dylan could have had some other conversation variations on the way to the scrapyard. There's one where they say that they think Laura and Ryan are going to kill each other and then a similar one where instead they strongly imply that they're going to fuck each other to death.

But the most telling to me starts with Kaitlyn saying Laura seemed kind of awesome and like "final girl material" (tbh I think Kaitlyn has a crush, but that's just me) and then goes:

Dylan: you’re not jealous?

Kaitlyn: why would I be jealous?

Dylan: I dunno. I guess I am, a little. But not about her. He chose to kiss you, after all.

Kaitlyn: That was just a dumb game

Dylan: But you’re like… pretty awesome. And I’m… just Dylan.

Kaitlyn: Oh stop. Yeah, Ryan’s hot. But you guys seem like… you’ve got a connection. 

Dylan: I guess so. Yeah. A “connection.”

Like, Kaitlyn's a good friend. She's supportive about Dylan's missing hand if he's being depressed about that, and she tells him there's always next year for him and Ryan (girl no one is coming back to this camp lol), but I don't think Kaitlyn would lie to Dylan about how she views his relationship with Ryan. Kaitlyn's whole deal is that she's honest to a fault (her leveling with Jacob about Emma, her 'comforting' description of Abi's death to Emma, etc). And there is no version of this scene where Kaitlyn says she has any kind of feelings for Ryan. So, I think Kaitlyn is out of the running by now for any number of reasons.

There's no additional Laura and Ryan interaction in the datamine that I can find at all. And to be fair, there's nothing with Dylan and Ryan in the end either, that just never got put together if it was ever in the script. But where Laura and Ryan's relationship gets the scaffolding, so to speak, and no chemistry, and Kaitlyn and Ryan's relationship gets neither, Dylan and Ryan's relationship is heavily hinted at in every possible way, both structurally and in their interactions, until the script gets cut off in the final third. EVEN when you make them be assholes to each other, only the narrative can drive them apart.

And furthermore…

You can't tell me Ryan Erzahler has ever looked at anyone else like that in his entire fucking life, are you kidding me?

So, my educated (though admittedly biased) conclusion is: Ryan has choices, but not as many as it seems. He was only really ever intended to choose Dylan or not-Dylan. Ryan was never meant to end up with anyone else. There's no one else seriously in the running to tend this man's topiary.

Now, who's writing this romance novel as a silly, borderline smut parody AU? Is it gonna have to be me? I don't know a damn thing about botany but I bet I can learn...

Siri, play 'Bloom' by Troye Sivan.

“So Ryan and Laura…” (Lovers Card Analysis)

I know people talk about Ryan and Laura not having any romantic chemistry and it’s bizarre to say that there was any romance between them. And while I agree about they’re not really being chemistry, I do think the writers were trying to make them love interests (and did a terrible job). So I decided to do an analysis of their relationship (this is what I’m using my English degree for) and I thought I’d share my thoughts because boy I’ve got some stuff to say.

And of course feel free to take this all with a grain of salt, these are just my interpretations and I’m also by no means an expert in tarot (I’m really not all that familiar and any familiarity comes from a google search). Just wanted to make those quick notes so that if you don’t agree I totally get it! I do try to address the most common points for why people don’t see Ryan and Laura in a romantic light and while I agree I try to show what I think the writers might have been Attempting to do.

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[ghostedbunnie]

bff! simon who is a perfect scary dog privilege when you go out with your friends. he doesn't really want to talk to anyone unless spoken to but he watches eeeverything that goes down. you can always feel his eyes on you wherever you are, be it the dancing crowd or chatting at the bar. it should make you uncomfortable to feel his eyes gliding over your body but it does the opposite, you feel safe and comfortable knowing he is there with a smile tugging at his lips at your antics under his balaclava.

when you come back to the table sweaty but giddy he pushes water that he prepared for you into your hand and pins you with a stare that's enough to force you to down the entire thing. "good girl," he says and you almost choke.

grabs your face with his big big hands to pull you closer and check how wasted you are and if you try to avoid his touch he definitely pulls your chair to him like you weight absolutely nothing. Makes you feel both annoyed and turned on.

Wouldn’t take advantage of you ever but when you come home all spent from dancing and drinking and crawl close to him where he lies down on the sofa he doesn’t let you go and you usually wake up on his chest with his heavy arms resting around you. And his morning wood pressing into your stomach. Friendship lines are never as blurry as when you consider crawling under the covers to wake him up the right way.

[sleep-0-deprived]

hiii dimitri!! i saw that toii x bunny boy post and i really really wanna see it in a sfw way! like- how toji would be with his bunny boy? bonus if the bunny boy is younger and kinda bratty but super cute

Toji x bratty bunny boy sfw head cannons ~

Toji is the type to not take you being bratty, he’s the tamer. Toji often times gives snarky remarks or makes you do more chores around the house as a non sexual punishment.

Toji who silently enjoys when you snark off to him just so he can put you back in your place, denying you cuddles and denying petting your bunny ears when you act too bratty and say the wrong thing to him.

Toji who first falls for you by the way you go “hmph!” And puff your cheeks out pouting your bottom lip as your nose twitches while you stand arms crossed before him, the moment you made that face it was over.

Toji being in his Middle Ages and you being in your mid twenties he doesn’t seem to mind much but sometimes he does feel ancient in comparison and that was the thing that took him the longest to get over when he was realizing his feelings for you since you were both at different points in your life.

Toji who likes to tug on your bunny ears, walking up behind you giving them a rough tug just to tease you as you start to go off on him whining about them being sensitive as you give his chest a smack but instead of toji doing anything you’re just met with an amused gaze and a playful smirk etched across his face.

Toji who picks you up and holds you like a child when you start showing a fit over something, whether you’re upset about your tv show or you’re mad at one of his teasing remarks he picks you up in a bear like hug and doesn’t let you go til you calm down.

Toji who likes to press his face in your neck when he holds you, his lips parted his teeth on your Adam apple never biting or sucking just holding you in that position like a predictor who caught his prey, he enjoys how your bunny ears lay flat your eyes going all doe like as your ears flick at the fluffy tips.

Toji who pets on your bunny tail anytime you change or take your boxers off like a mind reader Toji is behind you pulling at the cotton tail as you get all pissy with him “stop that now I’m a grown man not your pet rabbit dammit!” You’d say in a bratty tone trying to smack his hand away only to get “yet here ya are actin like a misbehaving little bunny?~”

[dustofthedailylife]

Jing Yuan x (gn!) Reader

A/N: Plot bunny time?! Randomly got this idea under the shower. Tempted to make a full fic...

Thinking about a Reader who is Jing Yuan's first love. You spend countless years of your young lives together and are basically attached at the hip. Unspoken feelings linger between you two for aeons knew how long - but neither of you had acted on them.

You decide to become an adventurer one day and began traveling to planets all over the universe. But one day, your spaceship malfunctions and you crash, leaving you stranded on this deserted planet far away from home.

The damage is too great so you are unable to send off a rescue signal back to the Luofu. So all you can do for now is sit and think.

After about half an hour you are rescued already however. You begin to wonder how they found you so fast, but as soon as you arrive back at the Luofu you realize what was amiss.

While Jing Yuan hugs you with tears streaming down his face you begin to understand that in those 30 minutes on that planet, 500 years had gone by on the Luofu.

[vick-shimmer]

NO TOUCH‼️😠🐰 ft. Akechibun

[salt-n-salt]

IM ALIVE I PROMISE !! (dumps my trash out) HERE !

[mi-lady-kiiira]

Chifuyu thinking he broke you after giving you a shaking orgasm.

"Chifu'...fuck, a-ah!"

Chifuyu sat behind you with his knees planted on either side of your hips.

His blonde bangs fell across his forehead, tongue lolled out of his mouth as he rubbed his thumb faster and faster in circles on your engorged clit.

Two fingers slipped inside you with very minimal resistance due to how wet you were.

"You're so wet, baby. Couldn't wait for me to get off of work so I could come fuck you, huh?"

His aquamarine eyes settled on the juncture between your spread ass cheeks and the creamy translucent substance coating your inner thighs.

"Mmm, Fuyu...feels s-so good..."

You murmured with your cheek pressed against the cool silk of the pillow. Your bonnet had slid halfway off of your head, but Chifuyu fixed it for you and laid a soft kiss upon your tawny cheek.

It was almost embarassing how close you were to cumming just from Chifuyu's fingers playing with your swollen clit, but he was so good at it that he'd often make you come several times from his fingers alone before he even put his cock in you.

"That's right, baby. You close to cumming all over my fingers, aren't you?"

He sped up his actions, thrusting deeper with the two inside and pressing his thumb down directly on top of the little button, moving it from side to side.

Your thighs enclosed around his hand and began to quiver which made Chifuyu grin like a Chesire cat.

"Come on, open up for me, babe. Trying to get you there, sweet girl."

"'Fuyu, I can't! You're about to make me cum, you-!"

A soft gasp left your parted lips as a harsh shiver raked through your entire body. Chifuyu's hand was definitely stuck between your legs now as you shook and convulsed.

His eyes widened in shock. Usually, you might shiver a bit while cumming but you'd recover quickly.

Panic began to sink into his chest and he ripped his hand from between your legs like he'd been burned when you didn't stop shaking. Your head twisted to the side and you drew your knees up towards your chest.

"Shit! Oh shit...baby? You okay? Y/N?"

Baji often spoke to Chifuyu about all the women Baji himself had fucked with and how he always had them shaking and cumming all over themselves, but Chifuyu just took his words with a grain of salt, attributing it to simple "locker room talk."

He didn't actually think that a 'shaking orgasm' was a real thing, which is why he was so horrified at your body's reaction.

Poor thing was getting ready to grab his phone and call an ambulance when you opened your eyes and smiled up at him sweetly.

"Y/N! Are you alright?!"

"Mhm. That was amazing, 'Fuyu. Why are you looking so scared?"

He grabbed your hand and pressed a chaste kiss to the back of it.

"Because I was. You should have seen the way you folded in on yourself like you were in pain. I thought I hit the wrong thing and made you have a seizure or something."

You couldn't stop the giggle from leaving your lips as you looked up into his wide baby blue eyes.

"Oh, Bunny, you're so cute. I don't know if what you just said is possible but that was one of the best orgasms you've ever given me."

"Really?" He bit his lip shyly, cheeks warm and as red as cherry tomatoes.

"...Can I maybe try it again?"

[sytoran]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 | bunny!wanda drabble

drabble from pretty in pink

pairing: bunny!wanda x owner!reader

content warning. micro fic (less than 400 words). rough sex, use of petnames (bunnygirl, babydoll), pussy drunk!gn!r, reader has a cock. header by @cafekitsune

the first time you make wanda squirt, the circumstances are pretty cliche.

after a party where you couldn’t keep your hands off your bunnygirl. her dress was just so tiny and it showed off sinful amounts of skin that made the most perverse thoughts swim in your head.

not even locking the front door yet before you’re pushing her up against it, mouth on her neck, hands greedily fondling her pretty tits. “slow down, please,” she whines, moaning as you manhandle her roughly, tearing off this article of clothing and that. “wanna fuck my pretty girl,” you say in response, and that somehow has wanda more wet than before.

you’d never been that ravenous before, always at least taking some time to build up the foreplay and rising tension. but today is different, and before wanda knows it you’ve got your cock halfway up her dripping cunt. “fuck, babydoll, y’look so good wrapped around my cock.”

she’s writhing against the doorframe, choked cries and whines of your name, small hands gripping your back as if her life depends on it. you thrust into her, stretching out her tight and hot cunt, blindsided in seeking pleasure.

before wanda knows it she’s on the floor with your larger frame completely engulfing her. you’re thrusting so deep inside your cock hits her cervix every time, and wanda’s just a complete babbling mess of drool and slick. “wanna cum,” she cries, head lolling to the side as you grip her thighs. “oh, i’m gonna make you squirt, bunny.”

she’s so overwhelmed with pleasure she doesn’t even notice it when you throw one of her legs over your shoulder, so one of her legs is in the air, and her pussy’s spread out wide open. when you pound into her again, she instantly cums so hard she sees white.

wanda didn’t even know squirting existed, but the white-hot pleasure that courses through the every cell of her being is telltale enough of that plane of pleasure. she squirts onto your cock, the slick coating your cock and making it easier to fuck into her <3

she’s so embarassed after that, all red and telling you that it was an accident, she didn’t mean to make a mess, but you only kiss her and tell her “it’s a good thing babydoll, means you liked it a lot. wanna squirt again?”

basically it just ends with the floor of your house completely wet with cum, slick, and sweat. and several noise complaints from your neighbours. and a broken bedframe. and your very happy, fucked-out bunnygirl.

reblog if you liked :)

[ghostradiodylan]

Sticksexual and shotgunsexual were purposely excluded because I know y’all would pick those and I am genuinely curious about people’s headcanons! I go back and forth personally because we know so little about her!

[eccentric-moth]

He has consumed my brain /pos

[thebunnybutts]

The things I do for love~❤️🔪✨️

[lumiilys]

Thoughts I was having as I fell asleep last night:

Ed has a stuffed bunny toy that was handmade for him by his mum when he was very little. He treasured that bunny for years until a couple of shitty ex boyfriends decided to damage it on purpose (what kind of grown man has stuffed toys? etc etc). From then on Ed keeps his bunny hidden away in his wardrobe, partially because he’s scared to show it to anyone but also because he’s ashamed of himself for letting something so horrible happen to his bunny. Until he meets Stede. He shows Stede his beaten up old rabbit with a missing arm and eye, the head hanging half off the body and stuffing coming out, and Stede doesn’t mock him or belittle him! Stede comforts him!

A few months pass. Ed’s birthday rolls around and he can tell Stede is excited about something. After breakfast, Stede places a cardboard box in front of Ed and tells him to open it. He does. Inside the box is his childhood bunny, but it’s not falling apart anymore. Instead, Stede has lovingly repaired it. The repairs are very visible because Stede has used a floral material rather than the original brown that the bunny is made of. The new eye on the rabbit doesn’t quite match the old one, it has a brand new arm, and it’s body is covered in little flowery patches to cover up the damaged material underneath, but Ed loves it, to him it’s perfect.

And what can Ed do other than cry? He’s never had anyone care about him in this way. He’s never had someone take his emotions so seriously. He holds the bunny to his chest as he cries and he can’t help but see himself in the little creature. Maybe one day he’ll be able to heal as well?

[virilehandx]

The concept of brainwashing is hot. You use your words to alter someone's brain wiring and now she is dependent on you, she listens to you, obeys you, you're her everything. You own her mind, body and soul. She just wants to be desperately accepted by you as her own. She will do anything for it. That's all that she really needs, wants and desires, your validation.

[drawnbyraven]

very real tiger & bunny deleted scene 🐯🐰