#boys grp chat

[hauxicrook]

[helloidkwhatimdoing-0]

Did something mildly embarrassing 12 dead 14 injured

[kdyism]

you know how to figure out if you like someone for your friend or not? find out what he says to his friends about her, not what he says to you or her about her.

[depressedloser1001]

This is a lil genshin gc idea I got. Enjoy.

'WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL💥🗣🔥'

Lumine: wtf is this grp bruh....

Venti: Oh, traveler!~ Didn't expect to see you here...hehe.

Zhongli: Be quite, Bard. We have no need for your irrelevant nonsense. Also, good evening, traveler.

Kaeya: nah cuz y is everyone here and who even made the damn group???🤨

Diluc: You owe me 5000 mora, Kaeya. Don't forget or I will personally snatch it from your wallet

Kaeya: Damn chill mf😭😭

Diluc: I will 'chill' when your due has been paid.

Jean: Oh..Hello all, what is this group?

Lisa: Jean, darling! I didn't expect seeing you here. You're hardly ever texting.

Childe: Hi girlie!

Lumine: NO. Fuck off Child (e). You're on drugs 24/7 and I dont wanna fight your ginger fatherless ass.

Childe: owie...

Aether: THATS MY FUCKING SISTER FOR YOU BITCH🗣🔥🙏🏻

Xiao: Ugh. What is all this racket?

Ei: Why am I in this...nonsensical group chat?

Wanderer: WHO TF ADDED THIS PURPLE BIATCH?!?!?@??@

Lumine: Damn calm down umbrella bitch💀

Lumine: Thats yo mom.

Wanderer: she ain't no mom. She a bitch.

Lumine: Beefing fr

Childe: BAHDHAKHDL

Zhongli: Quite, Childe.

Childe: Yes sir.

Aether: Lol whipped

Zhongli: You as well

Aether: Yes dadd- I mean sir.

Kaeya: AYO WTF??

Neuvillette: May I enquire as to what is happening here and why I am included?

Furina: My dear judge, this is what we call 'High on drugs' and you needn't worry about why you're here. Everyone stopped questioning it. Also, come over to my apartment for some afternoon tea!

Neuvillette: Ah, very well then miss Furina. I shall be on my way.

Lumine: OMG NEUVI HI!!! I MISSED YOU!!❤️

Neuvillette: Hello there, Lumine. I am quite delighted to see your presence in this as well. And...I am also glad that you are staying away from this...'Childe'...Fellow, after all he has done.

Childe: Bro what is this slander😭😭🙏🏻

Aether: Neuvillette, don't try ANYTHING with my sister.

Furina: He isn't. Don't worry.

Neuvillette: As Lady Furina has said.

Aether: I got my eyes on you dragon boy.

[quirrrky]

HAIKYUU BOYS & SENDING THEM A DIRTY TEXT IN PUBLIC

𖧵 suggestive!, collective hq boys 𖧵 IDK but Hirugami's grp just-

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You were seated beside each other, dining with your friends at a restaurant, when you got so curious and tried sending him a dirty text. He was alarmed at first, seeing that you had to send him a message when you were just beside each other. However, upon reading what you sent him, some kind of darkness loomed over his eyes. He placed a hand on your thigh from under the table and gave it an 'innocent' squeeze. He beamed a very questionable smile. "I think Y/N and I have to go."

—𖧵 hirugami, osamu, tsukishima, iwaizumi

You were at a family dinner, when he received a message from you. His eyes widened, reading what you sent him. He gulped and composed himself to keep a neutral expression, though he's probably blushing from deep within. His eyes were directed at you from across the table, looking at you through his lashes as he sported a devilish smirk, while typing a response that would equally get you so worked-up.

Get ready.

It wasn't long until you found him taking you to his childhood room.

—𖧵 oikawa, kuroo, atsumu

He was having a little chat at the party you attended when you sent him that text. Casually, he opened the message. Once he read it, his phone almost bounced off his hand as he blushed profusely. He looked back and forth to you and your text. Being the cinnamon roll that he was, he replied,

Should we go now?

You could definitely hear a little stutter in his text. Your shyness gave you away and you two immediately bade farewell.

—𖧵 sugawara, yamaguchi, daichi, asahi

Reading your message, he looked around him and sent you an intent gaze, then he pretended like nothing happened. However, it seemed like he was contemplating on something with the way he was biting his lip and constantly glancing at his phone, until he finally kept it inside his pocket and went to where you were, firmly taking your hand in his hold. "Let's go."

—𖧵 kenma, suna, kita, akaashi, ushijima

I don't know but this man, the moment he received a message from you, he voiced it out without reservations, "Y/N, what's this? You sent me a-" and when he started to read the content, "oh," he looked at you, a little dumbfounded. He turned his flushed face away and gulped. Scooting close to you, he asked, "N-Now?'

—𖧵 hoshiumi, kageyama, yaku, nishinoya

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[actualbird]

Thinking about the AP drinks now I too feel extremely guilty because I save all my drinks for Sunday and use them in one go so mc's chugging 14 cans of energy drinks and sometimes an additional family pack all the span of like 5 minutes...I am. So sorry mc. I think I might have shaved off half your lifespan.

Yes give her more types of drinks!!! It'll still be unhealthy as hell with the way I use them but at least it'll taste better dfxudti

🌌

irt AP drinks

JHKJAHFKASJ now we are All guilty. COURT IS ADJOURNED!!!

retconning mc's dietary habits via hc for our peace of mind over her health is a valid way of coping. she is drinking a Variety of drinks that are delicious and wont give her kidneys a problem JHVAKJSHFAS

tho it would be a funny fic for the nxx boys to realize mc drinks a Bunch of energy drinks and theyre all like aaaaaaAAAA THATS NOT GREAT, LONG-TERM!! and then they each go thru their own unique method to get her to hydrate more health-ily

thing is......not all of them are great examples, tbh

[nxx grp chat]

luke: WATER CHECK. HAVE YOU ALL DRANK WATER TODAY?

marius: that's reaaaaal rich coming from the guy who's got soda in his fridge 24/7

luke: like you're one to talk?? you stay up so late and drink coffee to keep that up :/

marius: at least im not as bad as artem lol....one time, i saw him in the HQ lounge just watching the coffee machine drip the coffee into his mug, drink the coffee, and then immediately put the mug back in for a refill

artem: that was.

artem: a hard day...

artem: it’s not the norm

vyn: splendid, i think i am the most well hydrated among this team :)

marius: wow look at doc over here lording over his LIQUID INTAKE

vyn: bold words from a dry man

marius: wHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????

mc: yes, i drank water :D

mc: //sends picture of her water jug at half water-full-ness

everybody: //forgets the bickering, heart reacts the image

[tonyglowheart]

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[hauxicrook]

Late night boys grp chat

[trashcanfills]

Because someone needs to provide some gamer shimada bros content and Im here to deliver.

Apologies if formatting is weird cus Im usually on mobile.

Ok we all unanimously agree that Genji is def a weeb and a gamer, since he does frequent arcades in his youth and gotten high scores on them.

But what about HANZO?

Some ppl might go like eh he’s terrible cus he has absolutely no experience or lack experience in gaming since he’s the oldest son and hEIR of the Shimada Family and is too busy to even indulge in any sort of “fun”. WHICH. Is a good and valid headcanon considering the kind of person he is.

I previously made a post abt reading this unfinished fic on secret gamer hanzo and honestly before reading that fic I would prob agree with this grp of ppl. But now Im aware that secret gamer hanzo is a thing and holy shit Im digging it.

Like ok it’s completely ridiculous to even have hanzo to NOT have some fun while he was young right? (Unless your parents are completely cold and seeing u as a tool which I hope and pray that the bros parents are not but lets not get into that) So I can visualise the shimada bros bonding over games while they were young and enjoying their childhood. They would be competitive af and also play like a number of multiplayer games, with genji being a lil shit dallying around whenever they co-op and hanzo just going can we PLEASE complete the damn objectives cus thats so them lol.

Kinda makes me wonder abt the kind of gamers they are. Thanks to that fic, it gave me the idea of hanzo being a speedrunner and thats. So. Good??????? That idea???? Like cmon hes a perfectionist and I can see him playing a game repeatedly just to get used to it and start timing himself on how fast he can beat it. Completing games 100% i feel would be more of genjis thing, since he seems the kind to prefer exploring and wandering every nook and cranny looking for interesting shit. Hanzo wont really care much for exploration, just winning in the quickest time possible, tho thats just me opinion.

I can see this fitting in the storyline, where genji and hanzo discover gaming and both bond over that shit. Genji would love to play all kinds of games of genres. Not sure what he would lean towards though i would presume fast paced action kind of games for the thrill and excitement (since he does play arcade and does extremely well). Genji plays games to have fun and a good time, def acts like a lil shit in multiplayer games like trolling in chat or trashtalking. He likely has tried almost every game at least once, no matter how obscure or ridiculous it is. Pretty good at party games too, from his time socialising (both sfw and nsfw kinds). After spending time with zen i can see him also taking a liking to the more relaxing chill games like animal crossing.

Meanwhile hanzo is a picky ass motherfucker with most of the games he plays. He def does play the classics/mainstream games, but hes in it to feel a sense of accomplishment (and superiority). It has to be good quality games with clear objectives to fulfil thats for sure or like games that are useful in exercising his intellect. More into rpgs, puzzles, strategies. Prefers single player cus people are annoying at times (and hold him back oof). Competitive af. Likely not as a natural gamer like genji, but makes it up for his insane hard work and dedication to improve his skills. I like to think that he and genji saw some a vid of sb speedrunning a game they are both into a lot and he got hooked. Is part of the speedrunning community for sure and keeps up to date with all the latest speedrunning strats.

Oh boi and imagine dva the resident gamer finding out abt the shimada bros. She will get genji to play with her at times and its a blast. Hanzo not as much cus hes an emotionally constipated fuck who doesnt know how to socialise, but hoo boi when hana makes him play a game he was experienced in and he gets into it, shes def gon drag genji and hanzo into her daily gaming streams, but mostly hanzo cus he needs more social interaction. I dunno. I mean I can see hana and hanzo bonding tgt very well. And also cus I want to see hana’s wtf face when hanzo pulls all the insane speedrunning strats, and also hana encouraging hanzo to actually work on getting some world record speedruns. That would be cool.

Yea imma sum up those thoughts up for now but like essentially gamer hanzo? Fuck yea

[peaches-writes]

would i trust skz with my grades 

chan - i’d trust him with an rrl & doing a data gathering session on his own and that’s the highest compliment i could give someone tbvh the level of reliability and resourcefulness is so *chef’s kiss* this boy would NEVER fail you will carry his weight in the group and goes the extra mile even when he’s not the group leader because honestly iSN’T THAT WHAT GROUPMATES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO also he prolly also likes the library for summ reason like i like the library too i like actually looking at books for work and not just sitting there to stare at my laptop and hoard the air conditioning & electric sockets but he does it w/o hesitation like he gets in there and actually looks for books for the paper and that’s admirable shit right there canonically i have a crush on college campus heartthrob chan in all of his soft boy senior who’s kind to everyone forms and i think we should just discuss this

minho - we’d prolly fight once during brainstorming bc he suggested the one (1) wild ass topic proposal & thesis statement that the thesis adviser surprisingly liked (?) like GETS in a topic proposal there’s usually the underdeveloped topic the group just threw in there bc y’all could dream LOL, the topic everyone ACTUALLY likes and wants to do, and the filler topic that’s so wild but for summ reason gets the adviser’s attention like he suggests the THIRD one and it’s gonna spark a mini fist fight but it’s cool lee minho lee know is smart he knows what he’s doing 

changbin - he seems like ur 2 am google docs buddy where you know the one where all of your classmates have gone to take short naps & promised to come back at 4 am to finish their parts or just straight up SKIPPED on writing the paper the night before the deadline & the two of you like gave up halfway to communicate & consistently update each other via chat just so now you’re just competing over who’s gonna leave the website first ALSO IDK he reminds me of that one guy on twt who like hovered their gdocs cursor over their crush’s and said something like we were holding hands on gdocs im sorry my humor’s encountering an error atm

hyunjin - starbucks study buddy who’d fight u for the seat near the electric socket and will prolly be too chatty all throughout the thing like you just want to SUMMARIZE THIS LONG ASS ARTICLE IN PEACE but hyunjin’s sitting across from you while he’s typing obnoxiously loud and fast on his laptop while also scrolling thru his insta dump on his phone and showing you the latest tea on ur grpmates who refuse to do their parts sdhfksld but he’ll treat u to wings for lunch after bc u deserve it later dont get mad at him !!!! 

jisung - i’d pick him in class bc i can’t do public speaking to save my life, im too shy to approach people for surveys & interviews, i hate computer shops (!!!) and bc every stressed out research group needs a bubbly moodmaker to balance out the lack of optimism in getting a passing grade might also hav a crush on him if he dresses up extra on thesis defense day im just sayin like jisung in a kinda wrinkled button up he forgot to iron before coming to school in the color ur grpmates agreed to color-coordinate for ur presentation plus black blazer + slacks combo and then MESSY FLOOFY HAIR bc it’s just u & the scariest profs in ur department he doesn’t need to slick his hair up but it’s sooo adorable wtf u want me to treat u to iced coffee after this sTAY RIGHT THERE IM GOING TO TIM HORTON’S 

felix - i’ll end up doing most of the work for him not bc he’s lazy or deadweight (aka the usual reasons why i’m always overworked in a researched group) but bc i’m whipped for him like omg baby just go and cook the pancit canton for the group and rest i’ll do ur work for yOU ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTY UNDERSTANDING THE SOURCE MATERIAL DO I HAVE TO PUNCH THE SOURCE MATERIAL FOR YOU I GOT YOU OKAY 

seungmin - 100% no questions asked i’d trust him with my life in a life-threatening situation ofc i’d trust him with my grades he’ll prolly turn up to ur grp meetings w his resources ready and a sorta clear ide aon what to do alr like that’s HOT but more importantly i’d also trust him w ranting abt deadweight groupmates he’d prolly be that one (1) trustworthy groupmate of urs who’s also like super sassy n goes omg just remove their names from the title page if they dont want to do their work !!! then actually tells ur deadweight grpmates off after bc injustice ???? i wont stand for it !!!! 

jeongin - idk why jeongin exudes that classmate who has a decent printer that the entire class takes advantage of for a whole semester it’s prolly why he’s late to class all the time or coming to school haggard with all the stacks of paper he has to carry (until he decided one day to just fuck it and bring the printer to school) like bruh just make it a business also that one classmate of urs who’s like literally running all the time bc ur class is in one building, the campus library’s on the OTHER SIDE, and the conference room for the thesis defense is on a whole ‘nother planet and he gets the unfortunate task of transferring the final research paper copies and escorting groups to the thesis panel pls save him my poor bby lemme buy u iced coffee

[kingdumbass]

Firstly I just wanna say I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BLOG SO MUCH✨💕🙌

Secondly I'm absolutely losing it over how you handle w*nc*est**s in your asks. They're so fucking dumb!! Why don't they realise all those "evidence" and Misha making comments about that sick pathetic ship (your last post I believe) and the cast mentioning it was them making fun of it. I don't believe Jensen has ever made any comment regarding the disgusting abhorrent ship but I've read that JDM said something about John x Sam (🤢🤮)

And the fucking assholes took that as 'validation' and proof.....????

They're making fun of you DUMBFUCKS!!

And do they really believe, MISHA COLLINS , the inventor of gay , really ships that...?? Ummmm no sweetie, cockles invented Destiel. DeanCas got married and you tried your pathetic ship to get trending but it didn't goddamn work and let's not forget the Felicia got destiel wedding gifts, Kim Rhodes made tiktoks giving Dean marriage advice.

The one time they do trend it's cause Misha fucking mentions it.....ugh...and those dipshits think it's canon??? How about you fuck off and stop trying to reach their level. Destiel will always be superior.

W*nc*est in not a ship, it's loathsome and the shippers need therapy. Incest is no joke, will I do agree there are real life examples, it's fucked up!! People have to go through intense therapy and so much more to be able to get out of it. In most cases it's predatory and one is always a victim of manipulation and violence. The shippers are even more despicable . These assholes don't love Dean, they don't even fucking like him, they want him as an accessory for Dean. I ranted in a grp chat, idk if you're in it , but these assholes see themselves in Sam who has always been the golden boy and centre of attention and Dean was his brother only, there only for Sam, to protect him. They hate cas/Misha bcoz his entrance meant the focus shifted, not only to Cas but also to Dean. Dean started taking care of himself. Before Cas he only cared about Sam and not even for himself. We literally see so much character growth after Cas comes in both Dean and Cas through the seasons. Dean no longer wanted to live for Sam only, he didn't wanna be JUST Sam's brother, he wanted to be Dean, he wanted his own life, he wanted to be with Cas romantically. I'm not saying he stopped caring about Sam, he Always cared about him but Cas made him care about himself too. Cas made Dean realise he was more than just Sam's protector, that he deserved to be loved and cared for. He deserves to life him OWN LIFE!!!

These dipshits couldn't handle it and they liked the finale (doesn't exist cause Deancas married) bcoz once again the attention was all on Sam.

Sorry for the long rant but I needed to do this.

✨💙💚✨

Oh boy you were right that is a long rant lmao I think my favorite part was “misha collins, the inventor of gay.”

I guess I should preface to say I’ve never gone out of my way to single out any w*ncest shipper and my opinions are on the ship as a whole more so than any individual person. The asks I answered were only a couple but that person sent me way more that I deleted because I didn’t feel like it was necessary to air their dirty laundry or the insults they decided to sling at me based on very little information.

But yeah. All that stuff about dean realizing his own self worth as an individual separate from Sam was what should have happened and what they were building towards this whole time. I might not be a huge fan of Dabb’s style, but I recognize where he was going before the finale.

It’s very telling that almost everyone that stans Sam also ships w*ncest. I’ve never really seen a Sam blog that didn’t which is part of the reason I don’t post about him much because I’ve blocked a lot of his content creators. I recognize that people work through trauma in different ways and one of those ways is through taking power over the situation, but idk. Every time I voice my opinion I get told I’m wrong for not thinking that writing romanticized incest smut is good therapy. It’s “purity culture,” I’m a “purist.” Which isn’t the case at all actually, I’m not even a particularly sensitive person when it comes to being offended especially when as their main defense is, “it’s fictional.” But I also find it hard to believe everyone that ships w*ncest has suffered from abuse like that to claim it’s good therapy for everyone. Idk I’m sure someone will be mad at me for this though 🤷🏼‍♂️

[poguesofthebau]

hii I keep seeing you do ships and like if u don’t mind can u do mine?🥺👉🏻👈🏻 I’m 5’4, libra and I’m straight. I’m really clumsy and a queen of disaster. I love water and swimming but sadly I don’t know how to surf. im probs the crazy one out of the friend grp and I love cookie dough ice cream, And like on a personal level I’m kinda always sad :// anyways I kinda feel unholy and if u wanna write smth unholy idm 🥴🥴

a fellow libra omg it’s an honor 

i ship you with john b!! (side note: this is like a cool, non-selfish version of john b. i love that boy but we all know he has his flaws. let’s pretend he’s a well-rounded friend for the sake of the blurb!)

john b would constantly be doing two things: catching you when you fell (literally, when you trip or slip or anything), and scooping you into his arms when you started to cry. sometimes he did both at once. if jj was the king of chaos, you were the queen-- john b had learned that years ago. his best friend and his girlfriend were kleptos and slobs and klutzes and crazy people.

one night at a kegger, you would be very far gone. you were peacefully leaning against john b, who had his arm firmly around your waist. he was talking to some kid from school, and you were just standing with him as he chatted. your eyes were floating around the beach, basking in the feeling of jb’s thumb rubbing circles into your hipbone. you spotted jj, arm around a tourist as he laughed loudly. pope was nearby, talking to a girl who you assumed was there with jj’s touron. you’d hiccup a laugh at pope’s current facial expression-- he didn’t seem too impressed with whatever jj’s joke had been. you turned your head a bit more in search of kie, almost totally turning around in john b’s arms before you found her sat on a log surrounded by a bunch of other local pogues. one of the guys with her was strumming a guitar, and it seemed like your friend was in the middle of a vocal performance. bad bitch, you subconsciously think, giggling proudly to yourself. john b would squeeze your side, chuckling a little at how far in your own world you were. you’d look up at him with a hazy smile, placing a quick peck to his cheek before beginning to pull out of his hold. “i’m gonna go listen to kie sing,” you’d declare, spinning yourself out of his arm and sauntering drunkenly over to kie. when you sat next to her, you glanced back to john b, finding him still watching you. he’d wave, and you’d wiggle your fingers foolishly back, prompting him to laugh and turn back to his conversation. you’d tune in to kie’s voice, giving your full attention to your best friend and her talent. after a few more songs, kie would announce that the “set” was over. spinning in your seat, your eyes would quickly locate john b, a few feet away from where you’d left him. he was still talking to the same friend, but pope had joined the conversation. 

you got up and began moving toward your boyfriend. as you neared, you heard pope distantly say, “incoming.” john b turned, opening his arms when he spotted you. your pace increased a bit at the thought of being in his arms, but just before you reached him, your flip flop folded underneath your foot, bending backwards and catching you in the sand. you began to propel forward against your own will, and simply waited to hit the ground-- when john b caught you in mid air. “hey, woah there, champ. how we doin’?” he’d say with a laugh. “stupid fucking shoe,” you’d scold, switching your drink into your other hand so you could scoop both your flip flops out of the sand. jb kept one hand on you, a smile pasted onto his face at your antics. when you’d managed all your business, you’d look back to john b with an exasperated huff, returning his goofy smile soon after. he’d laugh again, pulling you into his chest. “you’re so drunk.” your jaw would drop, immediately offended at his assumptions. you weren’t so drunk anymore. now you were just regular drunk. before you could correct him, he’d tilt his head over to pope and the unnamed dude. “i’m gonna take my drunk home. you coming back to the chateau, pope?” you didn’t hear pope’s reply, too busy mumbling under your breath about how, “i’m not that drunk. and i’m not your drunk. i’m your girlfriend. life partner. love of your life. jerk.” john b turned back to you, detaching you from himself before crouching in front of you. “hop on, sister.” “ew, john b. do you have an incest kink that you’ve been keeping from me? because you should’ve kept keeping it from me,” you’d ramble as you clambered onto his back. once you were all settled in, he started to walk back across the beach toward the chateau. you snatch john b’s hat from his head, placing it on your own instead so you could rake your fingers through his hair as you walked. “use a condom!” you’d hear yelled from behind you. not a doubt that the voice was jj, you and john b both raised middle fingers without even looking.

when you got back to the chateau, you would follow john b in the front door, him tossing his keys onto the table and turning to you. “are you really that drunk?” you’d guffaw at his blatancy, shaking your head as you walked over to him. “no, i’m not too drunk.” “not too drunk for what, you fiend? mind out of the gutter, please,” john b would jokingly scold, his hands finding their way to your face as yours wrapped around his waist. “the gutter’s all i’ve ever known, bitch.” his face would fall into fake offendedness, making you giggle as you pulled his mouth to yours. his hands would find your hair, pulling back just a bit to mutter one last thing against your lips. “i’m really glad you’re not too drunk.”

[elulallemant-d]

au: eliott surprises lucas by dyeing his hair black and lucas has forgotten how to function

you can leave fic requests if you want! i have a lot of free time and i’d like to write more elu uwu also feed back is very very appreciated

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Knowing Lucas Lallemant, he was the type to cram all his due work until the last minute, unsurprisingly, gaining him no benefit what so ever. He partially wanted to blame it on Imane for not reminding him about the biology midterm he had the following day— she was his partner after all, but this was his own fault, really.

That’s how he found himself; uncomfortably hunched over his biology books, face dug into three different books, trying to inhale all the knowledge presented in front of him at once all whilst trying to answer a few questions on the side.

He vowed, initially, to ignore any type of disturbance, and, frankly, it worked for the first two hours. He successfully managed to ignore the constant flashing of his notifications even if he got dangerously close to unlocking it and scolding his friends for spamming him multiple times, tired of seeing ‘Le Gang grp chat’ pop up on his screen every so minute.

Lucas was immensely proud of himself for having so much self-control.

Except, all that self-control seemed to cease to exist once used srodulv made an appearance on his screen.

Lucas cursed at himself for giving in once he dropped pen, hands diving for the device in desperate need to contact Eliott.

srodulv

i’m like

5 minutes away, can’t wait to see u <3

‏ lucallemant

do you want to tell me where you went now? <3

srodulv

not yet !!

uh just letting you know

i’m not sure how you’ll react

‏ lucallemant

‏should i be concerned

‏if you killed someone i want no part of this

srodulv

): there goes my plans

‏ lucallemant

‏ .eliott

srodulv

ok ok

you’ll see don’t worry

almost there <333

‏ lucallemant

‏ alrighttt

‏ see u soon

‏ i love youuu

srodulv

love u too <3

so much

Lucas smiles to himself as he sets his phone down before shamelessly re-reading Eliotts replies a few more times. Even after a healthy, long amount of months, Lucas is always incredibly flustered around Eliott and his heart disconnects from his brain.

He tried to get back into studying, reading over pointless details on random parts of human anatomy, but none of the details fully processed. All he thought about was Eliott at that moment. They were supposed to have a quiet afternoon together, but Eliott clearly had other plans. It was also kind of frustrating when literally everyone around him knew about Eliotts plans; everyone except Lucas himself.

All Lucas knows is that Eliott has been talking about it to other people for the past few days since whenever he’d talk to anyone, they’d get an excited smile and tell him he ‘isn’t ready’.

At this point, he had no idea what was in store for him.

Eventually, he got back into the flow of studying, the thought of Eliott only lingering in the back of his head as he reads through a lengthy paragraph.

He hears the door click closed, cautious steps making their way to the open door.

“Here,” Lucas calls, telling himself he’d finish the remaining paragraph before officially forgetting about biology.

Lucas sees Eliotts figure by his table, instantly forgetting about bio and turning his head, only to be met with a pair of lips before he could spot anything.

“Hi,” Eliott whispers into the soft touch of Lucas’ lips, who’s eyes were still closed due to the proximity of their faces.

“Hey,” Lucas feels himself unwillingly smiling, resting his forehead against his boyfriends.

Once Lucas takes the time to recompose himself, he remembers what was happening. He jolts back, looking to the floor around Eliotts’ feet, trying to spot any objects he might’ve gotten.

“What did yo—“

Lucas was stopped abruptly once his eyes trail up Eliotts body, all the way to the top of his head.

Holy shit.

No, he wasn’t stressing his thoughts enough.

Holy fucking shit.

Eliott, his boyfriend, who was already unfairly attractive, had the audacity to dye his hair to a raven black shade and was sporting a nervous yet wide smile in addition.

Lucas didn’t know he could get more beautiful than he already is.

The darker shade against his pale skin make his features more noticeable, his dents and crevices sharpened more than they already were. The black colour brought out the best of his eyes and holy shit, their vast green-blue complex vividly stood out. He even noticed his eyebrows were a darker shade, matching and fitting the whole thing together.

Lucas didn’t know how long he stood there, gaping at the most beautiful man in the world— his boyfriend.

“So,” Eliott prompted nervously, carding his long fingers through the darkened strands, “do you like it?”

Lucas opened his mouth, but to no avail, nothing came out. He was still processing the sheer beauty of it all, thankful he was sitting down or else he would’ve literally fallen over.

Eliotts’ face falls to this, reading the situation completely wrong, “Oh, god, you probably hate it.” He withdraws, inching in on himself. “This was a bad idea, right? I probably look so stupid. I knew it was a mistake, shit, I didn’t think this through, I—“

“Fuck,” Lucas exhales quietly, his mouth still agape, lips parted slightly. He tentatively steps up from his chair, raising up to almost eye contact as he steps all up into Eliotts’ personal space, their noses almost touching. “You look so fucking amazing.”

Eliotts’ face lights up at that, the insecurity that was previously building up all broken down, “You think so?”

Luca doesn’t give himself time to reply. He hunches forward, colliding his lips with Eliotts’ for a full force kiss. He works their mouths against each other, hands roaming until they found themselves on the back of Eliotts’ head, running through the soft locks.

“Yeah,” Lucas nods into the kiss, breaking for a mere second to glance back at his hair, taking in the sight all at once, “how are you so beautiful in everything?”

To this, Eliott breaks the kiss in a fit of giggles, one hand resting firmly on Lucas’ hip while the other repeatedly runs through his hair. His smile practically radiated at this point, his eyes bright and his hair— his hair was black.

“It’s a serious question, why are you laughing,” Lucas dramatically gasps, stepping back to get a better view of the boy laughing in front of him, “I’m pretty sure it should be stated physically impossible for this to happen.”

“Stop,” Eliott whines, a tinted pink spilling over his cheeks, making him even more admirable.

Lucas raises both his hands, carding them both through Eliotts’ messy hair as he stares at the dark complex against his light skin. He repeatedly goes over it, eyes darting between his boyfriends radiating face and the mass of darkened hair tangled between his fingers.

He pulls back for a second, keeping one hand tangled in the mess and reaches for his phone. He snaps a quick photo of Eliotts’ reddened face and darker hair with his hand resting on top of the curls.

“You’re so beautiful,” Lucas resumes, peppering short kisses all over Eliotts’ face in-between his words while Eliott was fighting a larger smile, “hottest boyfriend in the world award goes to Eliott Demaury.”

“I think you’ve already won that title,” Eliott smirks, hugging Lucas closer to him.

Later that day, Le Gang grp chat got a series of continuous texts as well as a new instagram post from Lucas.

lucallemant

HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ELIOTT

HE HAS

BLACK HAIR

I REPEAT:::::::::

BLACK FUCKING HAIR !!!!!!!!!

basile_simple

i think eliott broke him...

lucallemant:

lucallemant have you EVER seen someone so beautiful in your life???

[squishymochisoo]

with you - nct social media au pt.4

previous // forward

syp: y/n is a well known youtuber who sings! taeyong is a very big fan of her and yuta is close to her,, but they’ve never met?

btw if you didn’t realize the boys grp chat it’s in doyoung’s pov

[dayrience]

umm... it will be very random..

so, today was b'day one of my clg frnd and we as in kinam, inavihs, ihskatim, knayirp(m and s frnd) were just tgthr at cos, and some chiya chats were going on and before that m said ki noone came on her birthday to meet her... and she also said ki i asked whether it will be fine if won't meet u. but how should I tell her what was the reason behind all this ....

i have been a boy who never had a bst frnd, used to be with many but was close to none. like we usually don't carry umbrella everytime like when it's pleasant there, we usually not. similarly i was umbrella to them, use only when require, see to it only no option left. it is ok, i think it was problem with me not with these many even can't count. I'm a bit reserved, sometimes act as a rude, impolite full of attitude, depressed always asking others to not to do this always poking on nose or major reason could be I might me dumb enough that people can't tolerate me all the time....

and to her, she talks to so many people she is what she is now at that point of time this thing was going in my mind what I'm to her, nothing just a grp mate whom she knew since past 3-4 months. and she already had frnds with whom she usually used to spend time.... now how can I ask her to meet me on her bday.

well it's fine she do have lot of people to talk, text or whatever but i don't have none... yes I do talk to them but not that frequently.... don't have any person with whom I could share my feelings with

i think it's ok to be like this, atleast she is happy. exchanging same ideas or even different to many....

bye

[trashcanfills]

Dear god why ok now i just had a weird mha dream with stain AGAIN. Like after some time i moved from mha fandom to dabble in other fandoms and then NOW MY BRAIN REMINDS ME OF MY FUCKING CRUSH ON THIS NOSELESS MAN after like how many months since that other vigilante dream with stain wtf hnnnngh pls brain stop doing to me

Ok but the dream was kinda interesting cus it was like an mha au of sorts. In the dream, I was of course a vigilante, and I didn’t display any visible evidence of quirk usage so i might have been quirkless? Was just hopping around the worse parts of various cities to stop crime happening whenever I can. Several times i just happen to encounter this other vigilante dude who was Stain when we chanced upon like the same crime scene.

Interestingly he wasnt known as a serial killer in this au, like yes he has apparently killed a few ppl but not specifically heroes or anything. He felt familiar to dream me for some reason and pretty sure it was the same for him so we became a bit more chill and friendly in our encounters.

We chatted a bit and apparently hes in the middle of an investigation of his own. He admits that he wasnt always a vigilante and had a kinda good life going for him, until sth happened that nearly resulted in his death and he became the person he was today. The circumstances resulting in his near-death were very suspect, which was what he was trying to look into.

It was implied that he was a Hero at some point so I filed that info later for research. I did some investigating on my own and from comparing his current self and his quirk to various other heroes that have been KIA, turns out he was an underground hero. Cant rmb the hero name tbh. But it hit me that this man was sb I had a history with, before I became a vigilante.

Flashback happens. Shows that both of us were classmates in the same hero high school. He was a loner like me, since we both disliked the class who wanted to be heroes for the wrong reasons. We became acquaintances, then friends once we realised we shared similar ideals of being a hero to help ppl. And uhh there was also a hint of something MORE btw us that I dont think we explicitly talked about (even tho we actually fucked once in his room or sth??? And we just end up not talking abt it for some reason?? Hnnnnngh???)

Closer to our time to graduation, we had plans to be heroes together. Oddly I had a really really bad gut feeling at this period of time, and told Chizome that he has to become a hero even if I didnt manage to, and that he has to move on even when Im gone. Which he was confused and upset by but I made him promise that cus you never know. I also wanted to talk to him abt the nature of our relationship, but before i could do that, something HAPPENED. And whatever it was I cannot for the life of me recall it but prob made me drop out of school and disappear altogether. Whatever happened I think really fucking spooked Chizome and made him grieve for me, but he made me that promise, and so he determined to continue being an underground hero, for his ideals, dreams and for that promise to me.

Dream me was confused and curious and also like wtf cus she didnt know she had known Stain, a close “friend” (cough cough) of hers before becoming a vigilante??? Which was weird af. There was a concerning gap of missing memories for a couple of months. I brushed it off earlier on apparently cus my memory was spotty in the first place, but usually i was able to rmb like the essentials of what happened in my life, so when I realised i couldnt rmb ANYTHING for this period of several months got me suspicious af. Earlier on I just thought I had dropped out of school to become a vigilante, but turns out it might be way more than that.

Cant fully recall details in the dream afterwards but it was strongly hinted that there was sth fishy going on wth the Hero commission grp and some weird gov conspiracy regarding the hero industry. That apparently Chizome was getting a bit close to while he was an underground hero which is why he got nearly killed. And then the dream ends here.

Oh boi this is such a fucking cool story idea cus I can imagine the story later on, dream me realises that whatever happened to her has got sth to do with the hero commission/gov conspiracy thing, like witnessing sth she wasnt meant to. Because of those realisations she decides to help Stain to on his mission, even though hes like no its dangerous and MY investigation and also secretly worried af for her. Then dream me might have chosen to tell him what she knows which means uhhh stain would realise that who she was and go from confusion to shock, and a whole bunch of confusing emotions plus rAGE cus someone/some grp had done this to her and also cus he still does care a lot abt her.

Whew ok this became like a fucking long post. I have figured out an ending I can put buuuut i aint gon spoil it just yet in case i might write this out cus damn. This also just made me realise I have a type, which is guys who are passionate and strong moral ideals they follow.

Thanks to anyone who managed to reach to the end here. This actually kinda reminds me of a stain x reader concept I had thought abt before. Prob might share it in a diff post uwu