kingdumbass

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Do you see your little red house?

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you don't say

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There is a sadness in this world.

“Log Lady Introductions" | David Lynch | Twin Peaks

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You can write a story about a character who gets horny for things you consider to be bad things to get horny for as a means of demonstrating how very fucked up this character is, but watch out.

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Someone’s trying to be petty and make a gen/all ship version of the event I’ve been running for the last three years, but in doing so they’re doing the exact same thing that already exists because I made deancas horrorfest in response to there not being a deancas specific event lmao.

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DeanCas Horrorfest 4 is right around the corner… staring at you with big, round, black, unblinking eyes.

Gird your loins.

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keep it to yourself (teeth eater)

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Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.

“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?

Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.

Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.

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okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

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That deal you made to save Sam — a lot of others would mock you for it, think it was weak or stupid. I don't. It's been kind of liberating, actually. Y’know, what's the point in worrying about a future, when you don't have one?

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Madonna is 65 and her boyfriend is 27. Cher is 78 and her boyfriend is 36.

Still single? Relax, your boyfriend is not born yet!

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Originally, I'd made this art of Dean for DeanCas Horrorfest, but in the end I decided to repackage him as @deancas-stabfest pitch. The prompt was for Fright Night AU where Dean plays the role of Charlie and Cas is the very sexy, mysterious vampire neighbor. Go read @bleuzombie 's take on it over on ao3! Link to Fic

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8x17 goodbye stranger / gian lorenzo bernini, ecstasy of saint teresa

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Ao3 save me, save me ao3

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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

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He glides through the unseemly crowd like mercury in a lamplight, his footfalls barely whispering against the concrete beneath the murky cover of cigarette smoke and lust. The dim lights swaying overhead barely graze his face, shrouded beneath the shadow of a faded fedora. When it does, it reveals eyes of sapphire steel that create their own gravitational pull in this grimy joint. Every voice hushes, and every whiskey-soaked gaze turns as he strides through the warren of illicit dealings and poker-faced cons. They know him, this enigma wrapped in a trench coat. They respect him — or perhaps they fear him. After all, his reputation precedes him. At the end of the dive bar, he gives a curt nod toward Crowley. A mere mortal by comparison but infamous in his ways, their alliance is an uncomfortable reality that sets my teeth on edge. The dregs of my whiskey burn in my throat as I admit that Angel’s presence casts a long shadow over Castiel’s sudden disappearance like thunderclouds, signaling an incoming downpour. I know one thing with certainty — unraveling Angel’s secrets was the key to finding Castiel, or it might pull me deeper into an ominous plot about to unfold.

- Bette Davis Eyes by @valandrawrites, art by @kingdumbass

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