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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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Gioberti Boy's Formal Suit Set on Sale. The 3-piece set includes a vest, pants and blazer jacket. Shop online at https://gioberti.com/collections/boys-suit-sets/products/bsv-81-3-piece-suit-set
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Favorite genre of fanart is characters being drawn in literally anything that isn't their Canon outfit. Bonus points if it's boring. Put that man in some basketball shorts !! Make his ass into Adam Sandler !!
#disco elysium#love to see kim in bad clothes i think he dresses stupid when hes at home i think he'll wear the same shirt after work for days#aint got time to wash those sweatpants#wore the same clothes the entire time he was in martinaise#autism boy will take off his work clothes and put on the same pj pants/speedfreak t shirt combo he been sportin for a week and call it good#if he let harry hit that despite everything then there's no way he's above a little sniff test for some clothes that have been on the floor
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Poptart in poncho..... poptart in poncho so I dont have to worry about empty sleeves and so his hump back shell can fit.....
#poptart in poncho.#2 arms left#at this point I AM just giving the 2al boys my own clothes#sprout gets all my cute button ups and cargo pants#poptart I guess gets my ponchos and cargo pants#listen. I cant draw clothes and dont want to figure out how dfnjskg#poncho is an easy answer for dressing the poptart :]#easy to draw? check#covers big hump shell? check#makes me not have to figure out the sleeve situation if he wears something with a long sleeve? check#does he look good?....... sigh. check#im thinking for the first colored photo#the poncho is like over a hoodie#so the hoodie hood is popping out#just pretend theres a hoodie sleeve on his arm there
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There are too many stories where the dragons are the villains, or where the dragon was just being an animal and was killed for it by encroaching humans, or is a metaphor for human greed that is killed with violence because changing habits or retraining it would have been too much effort
I have been trying very hard to find short stories with dragons that aren't like this lately and have only found a very, very, small handful and even then most of them aren't really what I'm looking for. A lot of historical stories with dragons tend to come from Europe or near-Europe, and it's really interesting how if you go back far enough the line between "Christian demon," "actual snake," and "dragon" gets very fuzzy.
It reminds me of when I was a kid and asked my (Catholic) dad why we weren't allowed to pray for Satan/Lucifer—because he had sinned and you were supposed to pray for sinners to get better... right?—and he didn't give me a very satisfying answer and I thought about it too long afterwards, and I'm still thinking about it, and I think it's given me a disproportionate amount of sympathy for demons, monsters, and dragons.
#textpost#I was a difficult child. I asked a lot of questions no one ever had satisfying answers too#Such as 'Why can the girls wear skirts/dresses and pants/shorts for their school uniform but boys aren't allowed to wear skirts/dresses'#'Because they're boys and not girls' 'But girls aren't boys and they can wear the boy clothes' 'It's just how it is' Not good enough!!!#I got a lot of demerits
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Eddie ft. my closet
day two: borrowed pjs
(tattoo inspo from this post by @strangersatellites ^)
#look at me finally bringing this back#those tiny shorts are some of the comfiest pants i own and i feel like eddie would love them in the summer#and the shirt might not be his but all my old frat shirts were never originally mine either so#but in this little world steve is a lil frat boy and eddie loves a comfort color shirt#sleepy lil grump#also took some tattoo liberties cause why not#eddie munson fanart#eddie munson#i draw things#eddie as my dress up doll
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Smile...
your troubles away
No fuss dressing up in a spaghetti crop top and denim short shorts 😊
#cross dresser#femboy#male to female#mtf#cute girl#boy to girl#spaghetti strap#crop top#denim shorts#hot pants#cross dressing#synthetic wigs#fembody#femboii#cross dress#cute#kawaii#sissy cd
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This may be controversial, but people headcanoning Loki’s earth wardrobe as only uppity green sweaters and black slacks is so boring and out of character.
It’s gotta be either an extravagant gucci suit personalised to fit his witch god aesthetic or something the wannabe goth edgelord bully from a 90s movie would wear, there’s no other correct answer.
#i mean this is just my personal opinion honestly#but it always annoys me when yall dress him like a snobby librarian#this boy has proven time and again to be both an overly dramatic runway model#and a greasy little emo#what about that says to put him in an outfit from Burlington coat factory 😭#‘he was wearing a posh cashmere cardigan and sensible pants’#yeah no. you don’t know him like I know him.#mcu Loki#loki meta#loki headcanons#loki#thor ragnarok#avengers 2012
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just realized i forgot to share this solkat doodle. just a coupl'a gaytrans dudes, chillin, hanging out (they got down dirty sloppy style last night)
#solkat#homestuck fanart#sollux captor#karkat vantas#clothes swap#implied nudity#scottland gallery#this is based on me and my bf#he wears no shirt and i wear no pants#together we are the “half-dressed” boys
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:grabs a megaphone:
THE CUPBROS WOULD TOTES DRESS UP AS KING DICE & THE DEVIL FOR HALLOWEEN AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS DEVILDICE SAW IT, THEY’D 100% DRESS UP AS THE CUPBROS FOR HALLOWEEN THEMSELVES
:turns off megaphone: siri send tweet
#like#im imagining the cupbros coming in#mugs dressed up as king dice in the most SCARILY accurate halloween costume dice’s ever seen of him#you KNOW that boi was obsessing and staring at kingsley for *weeks* trying to get *every#little#detail.* of that outfit as accurate as they could make it#and cuphead having to be talked down by mugman NOT to just walk into the casino naked on the 31st w only black undies & bodypaint on as-#-a defense for all of the crew’s poor bleach-needing eyes#he gives in on the naked costume approach. eventually#(mugs only manages to talk him into an actual COSTUME when they prepose dressing up daisy as one of dice’s cards#or one of devil’s imps. either one)#instead cuphead sews together an entire fucking ESEMBLE of an outfit#im talking flowing red cape black leather jacket black denim pants#full badass set up#all of it either black or some v dark or ALTERNATIVELY very *bright* shade of red#& im imagining this w my humanised!hc animi designs#so they got longass ears & tails themselves even if not demonic ones like devil does#so cuphead just puts on a fucking self-made tail warmer paints it black & BOOM#devil costume sorted minus the horns#which take mugman *so long* to find (and steal and adjust to make them actually accurate)#for cuphead#and then devil & dice see them once they come into work on the 31st and they have the craziest costumes of all the crew by FAR#and then dice goes ‘’hey darlin’ ive got an ideaaaaa’’#and within ten minutes (it takes that long for dice to describe the costumes hes got in mind)#they’re both dressed up as cuphead & mugman. dice’s mugman; devil’s cuphead#ANYGAYS SAFE TO SAY THAT THE ‘BROS’ FIRST HALLOWEEN AT THE CASINO IS *WILD*#screaming incoherently into the void of tumblr#x’s writing#casino cups#cuphead headcanon
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Online LGBT discourse has always been bad but wow we're really trying to say lesbians in relationships with studs and butches are in relationships with men that's crazyyyyyy you're just here misgendering a whole group of people while telling people to log off and interact with the irl queer community. 💀 Girl I think the irl queer community would kill and eat you for sport what are we talking about.
#user.dat#lesbophobia .#some of u will say the most homophobic and transphobic gender essentialist shit thinking it's inclusivity/progressiveness and that's wild 💀#'boys wear pants and girls wear dresses 🤓' ass rhetoric
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whats the shittiest role you got in a school play? i got to play a rock once
#they told me and two guys to dress in gray sweat pants and shirts and sit curled up on the floor 👍👍👍👍#one of the boys 😎
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#txt#kpop bg#boy group#kpop idols#txt taehyun#txt beomgyu#txt yeonjun#txt soobin#txt huening kai#hueningkai#kpop boys#dress shirt#dress pants#boys will be boys#butt slap#shenanigans#games#tomorrow x together#kpop gifs#gif#gifs#twirl
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oh hey I'm realizing I never mentioned it here but my wife and I are going the Wrestlemania this weekend. So rasslin nerds keep a look out for a gross tranny in the audience.
#I won't be gross but I'm not dressing up cute for it#Gonna be the closest thing I get to boy mode#aka i'll be wearing pants
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Thinking about Harry du bois meeting drag queens in the underground. Thinking about Harry du bois getting a drag makeover. Thinking about Harry du bois done up in a lovely sequin gown that’s been passed down for years and years and (perhaps foolishly) he’s getting to wear it for the night. Thinking about drag queens explaining how “green concealer will help cancel out the redness in your face” and “some contouring around the beard will really help bring out those cheekbones” and “when’s the last time you picked your eyebrows??” Thinking about how he’d request the most eccentric eyeshadows and glitters in the most colorful combinations. Thinking about him feeling beautiful when they finish up and give him the mirror. Thinking about how he’s surprisingly good at walking in heels after all the running he’s done in those crocodile shoes. Thinking about him getting the Biggest Wig Ever and looking amazing. Thinking
#disco elysium#harry du bois#you know how some drag queens have the craziest styles and then dress completely normal out of drag?? Harry is kinda the opposite#awful mesh top horrific necktie and flair pants by day#honest to god classic pageant looks by night#but obviously with a lot of camp and bright colors#maybe even a fun 70s disco theme#think Karen from finance from DR Australia but with mutton chops
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