#boyfs attac

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boyfs attack #2 !!! walking to class :)

[all-might-fanboy]

Oh Mychal. I hear your matesprit is a bit of a yandere. Does that scare you?

+what,,,the hell are you sprouting. polrus is the kindest dude i know, hed never kill someone!youre fuckin insane if you think hes a yandere

+i,,,love polrus with all my heart, and id never be scared of him-and thats just a ridiculous accusation!

[mackdaddygame]

hi, i'm ashe! i hope you're having a good day :) do you do poly! boyf riends x richjake headcanons? i can't find anyone who will and am becoming a little self-conscious ^^"

(I’m not really into Poly relationships but since you asked so nicely! ;p)

Also: there’s nothing to be worried about, what you like is what you like (as long as it isn’t anything like a minor/adult ship)

Warnings: Poly Relationships (in case any of you are uncomfortable with that), also I use some British slang- message me if you’re confused about any of them! 

HERE WE GO:

Rich + Jeremy often get angsty about their past and talk shit about their squips together

The boys all have a good bitch fest about their shitty parents/parent – Jeremy complains about how his mum just up and left, Rich rants about his abusive dad, Jake talks about his neglectful parents Who straight UP ABANDONED HIM!!!  -Michael doesn’t really talk about his parents but they’re super neglectful and never spend any time with him.

They all love Mr Heere tho, after the squip thing he started being a really good dad, and loves all his son’s bfs- though he was a little confused at first

When one of them are upset, they’re all upset

Michael blanks the world when he’s not okay. He pulls his hood up, blares his music into his ears and just needs a few moments to himself, but prefers to have someone nearby when he’s upset.

Jake pretends he’s totally fine, and just let’s things bottle up- he just needs someone to rant to when he’s upset.

Rich gets easily frustrated and irritated when he’s upset so he somewhat lashes out at his boyfriends

Whereas Jeremy just gets really distant and avoids everyone.

Whenever anyone’s sad they help by setting up a comfy movie night where they smoke weed, get drunk and cuddle.

THese boys LOVE cuddling- like out of nowhere one or two of them will jump on each other from behind and just wrap their arms around them.

Jake likes to hold his bfs by their waists, or wrap his arm around their shoulders- he’s also tall enough to lean his chin on their heads so that’s a plus.

Michael just hugs them from behind; he likes to hide his face in the crook of their shoulders while he’s blaring music into his ear.

Jeremy’s more hesitant about hugs but still loves them; he just gets really nervous about PDA but will gladly fucking cling to his bfs like a koala when he’s super drunk.

Rich is the shortest but you better believe that boy is bloody dench, he will straight out wrap his arms around his bfs waists and lift them up, Jake would laugh and probs call him ‘bro’, Michael would snicker before commanding to be carried around all day, and Jeremy would get all sheepishly flustered.

If ANYONE picks on Jeremy, his bfs will straight out turn into the Avengers, all storming in to kick ass.

As one of the Joe’s said, Michael is more peaceful but if anyone picks on Jeremy, he will ATTAC , same goes for the other boys-  Jake gets taken down in football? Boom, Michael’s tackling the dude into a ditch. –Rich trips over a rock? Boom, Michael’s attacking a rock with a foam pickaxe.

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BOYFS ATTACK #1: COLLEGE / TWITCH STREAMER AU !