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humblebananasalesman · 8 months
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Hey I think there's a rat infestation in your device
You could say it's a boxfull...
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substantial-gains · 1 year
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Let's play it safe then.
Burgers.
A boxfull of them.
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"We literally just met and you're already giving me a BOX full of beef? Okkkkk, whatever weirdo."
Val uses those fat mitts of hers to rip open the top of the box rather quickly, not making any effort to preserve it since it would be emptied soon enough.
"...If you're looking for more bang for your buck, you might as well bring out your phone to record me pigging out on all this. The video will last longer than this little feederism relationship we have going on."
Obviously not waiting for you to do that since her tummy was rumbling rather loudly, the tsun grips one of the burgers and begins to chow down, grunting while wiggling her giant rear to settle into the booth you two are at. Her bites start off slow, but she rapidly picks up the pace by her 3rd burger, ripping and tearing at the meat with her teeth until her cavernous maw got packed up with enough greasy goodness for her to swallow. After a while, there was an silence going on that was awkward enough for even her to try out her paltry small talk skills in an attempt to be somewhat friendly.
"This is some...ulp...urrrrppppp...of the cheapest shit I've ever eaten. You really know how to treat a girl, huh?"
It's the same quality of food she can afford at least so it's not like she should be complaining, but Valerie always seems to be able to find an excuse.
Speaking of grease, that stuff was trailing down her chins at an alarming rate onto her recently food-stained white tank top. Taking a napkin to try and wipe herself down so she doesn't look like a total hog out in public, the last half of the burger she was currently eating that she held in her other palm slipped out, landing in the valley that was the gap between her tits.
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"SHIT! Uhh... fuck, don't just sit there, this is like half your fault! Wipe that dumb look off your face and help me get this meat out of here!"
The grumpy gus of a girl was whining in a rather cute voice as she was practically shoving her breasts in your face, and your back will definitely be hitting the back of the booth at this rate. Looks like you're going to be stuck here with her for a bit!
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s-mt-rd · 7 days
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Caroliner Rainbow Open Wound Chorale, 1991.
Gut Well, he stuck out his neck And that cost both eyes But something makes him leap for Joy Handshakes the gift called Life Down in his Gut, bouncing around Is a happy colds Cupboard barn & in that Barn is 1,000 cupboards & within Each a song Rub his tummy and hand ???? uo The sound of pigeons plucking hearts And kicking ducks Another cupboard opened: Bears Twisting off arms like the ???? of life With the rising Down. Another opened Cupboard: Coin spilling out. God cries Money with a Bank note Crown Another Cupboard opened: Dresses up & down; the Invisible Ladders Break, rip; red rip, brown Next door an intun left to die Smiling, wounded in rain Kissing snow and Growling at face-???? Next one: leather-fanged, branded with Sins Note on saying "It's hot in here So try the next one." Next one: hear Another Blood-gilded clock Hands Keeping up time with Drops Kummit warm grass breezy and howls Guttwe Dule gorging mouthfulls of Flotr Not much but a boxfull of Evil faces With likes minds and eyes an eyesfull And here's some Plagues left over- Coughs, Canyon-sized lesion, Wounds & cuts Dancing ???? and Showgirls, jumping around Pop when they change legs mid-bound Hammering horse-shoes and busting fingers Writing with the other 40. Come in Sheep Queen, horse-shawl backed; Her minions are Wool, scarecrows and ???? A church organ built onto the rear Quarter of a Mule; extra eyes, Friends Supported ???? Pipe-smoking ??? Who fancied Carpentry re-building a rain To dart & point cabinet. A big-hatted Man With the look from a stable; She has dancing advice from the Top of a ????
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kaoharu · 1 year
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my parents have boxfulls of cds its insane
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twoconchs · 4 years
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@capt_mike_macko . Offshore/reef today!! #gotem #dodos #mangoes #onem #boxfull #gaffers #schoolies #floridakeys #marathonflorida #paradise @twoconchs @furuno_usa (at Big Time Bait and Tackle) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCtzcCBlHMx/?igshid=dup8i7arcrb5
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inthevintagekitchen · 5 years
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Sometimes, on those magical days when all the berry boxes ripen at once, this is all you need for dinner. - - - #dinner #berryseason #cherries #strawberries #berries #fruit #boxfull #fruitfordinner #summershere #simplesummer https://www.instagram.com/p/ByEO3fagFrZ/?igshid=107x3qzl9w3d5
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jswithdvondach · 6 years
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Currently reading... not sure what is next! #currentlyreading #fmspad @fatmumslim #iphonephotography #boxfull #books #anysuggestions https://www.instagram.com/p/BsMb4_0FwF0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ea1u2x35a3se
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brandnewhope · 4 years
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lmao I forgot about this
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erinsbreakfast · 4 years
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@hotdadlicense someone at work told me this is like the national candy of australia is this tru
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hometownrockstar · 5 years
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:/ i wanna play pokemon diamond pearl or platinum sooo bad rn but these days im physically incapable of playing a game without having at least one (1) shiny in my team which takes so long... i wish they'd just release the remakes already so the new shiny odds would be there, its SO easy shiny hunting in the new games
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necatormundi · 2 years
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just bought a boxfull of masks #girl #fart✌️
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ranger-katie · 3 years
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Yknow, despite it being my job to help Pokemon, I can't imagine having more than a party of Pokemon. Even having 5 takes a lot of my time and they're all also able to take care of themselves if needs be- who has time for a constantly rotating boxfull of mons?
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wobinofylisse · 3 years
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I wanna know who tastes like fruity pebbles now.
Nezha and Jambavan probably taste like fruity pebbles.
I just assume that's what Jamba juice regularly smells like and Nezha probably eats it by the boxfull.
Oh wait... we're you talking about...
oh
umm
If we're talking about...
Then I guess...
Tsathoggua, Krampus and... maybe Behemoth?
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m-guitguiten · 3 years
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Cleanup Day
about 10 amevery holidayis the timewhen I could open that boxfull of post-its, photos, and other paraphernaliawhen it’s supposed to be acleanup dayyet it always turns out to bea session of reminiscence saw a photo of youthose doe eyeswith your smileshowing your teeththat sometimesfilled me with braveryto converse with strangersbe a cheerleadershare snacks even whenmy tummy growledwith you in…
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greymages · 4 years
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Pluck
Seraph opens a boxfull of sharp thistles, sticking painfully to their hand as they reached inside.
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nakmor-leigh · 5 years
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One of my favorite things about sharing cultures with other people is when one person freaks out over something that's typically taken for granted in its original culture.
Like for example, my work pal Ed brought me these Spanish coconut cookies that I've never had bc OK is a cultural desert and my mom is allergic to coconuts. I loved them so much i ate a whole sleeve in one go, and Ed brought me my own boxfull the next day.
In another example, at lunch today i brought Oreos to share, and Ed started GUSHING over them like "So delicious!! Oh my god!!" And "Try them try them they're GOOD!" Even though i'd brought them and had already had five. I was sitting there thinking "Ed. . . they're just Oreos?"
Additionally, Ed opened his lunchbox very excited a month ago, and gave me this fruit i couldnt identify by looking at. "Try try!" He says. Turns out they were dates. And i was like it's a date? Do you love them? And he goes on to tell me that in Iran, dates are a huge delicacy because of how hard it is to get the trees to reproduce. That really surprised me, bc i know for a fact you can buy them in the snack aisle at Wal-Mart on a whim, and I'd never given it a second thought having grown up on Wal-Mart groceries.
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