#bounty fools

[naffeclipse]

Crash Into Me

Bounty Hunter!Eclipse x Vigilante!Reader

A car chase ends in a crash, and you find yourself going home with the infamous bounty hunter Eclipse.

Word Count: ~8,000 Warnings: Violence, slight injury, blood, suggestive humor, suggestive themes, touching, and kissing.

A/N: I wrote this one-shot back in April in an art trade with @starsketchez and @just-a-drawing-bean and figured it should see the light of day again. This was a delight to write and an excellent opportunity to explore a little into the bounty hunter's… struggles. The vigilante should be a little more merciful, considering, but where's the fun in that?

In case there's any confusion about the AU: This takes place in a variation of Sleuth Jesters where Eclipse is a Bounty Hunter, though his personality only differs slightly from his mafia boss counterpart, so expect most of his usual antics.

Mind the tags/warnings and happy reading!

[lavenoon]

He's been waiting for a chance to use that line himself

@naffeclipse everything in my brain is bounty hunter, even the self care

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/she) *og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic

[thena0315]

Came in late for booping, but I finally got all 3 badges

Feel free to keep booping me

[thewomancallednova]

ok so were getting into the weird part of the year where it gets warm and i sleep like shit but i also remember my weird dreams so here's the Dungeon Meshi/Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (comic) crossover I dreamt up tonight.

So we're underground and Zayne Carrick (who is also Laios in a weird dream sort of way) works for Gryph as like a delivery driver within the dungeon and Gryph notes that Zayne/Laios keeps throwing away the receipts from his deliveries so its hard to know how much money they made, how much Zayne/Laios was tipped and how much belongs to Gryph. Zayne/Laios use this to extort a higher rate for himself from Gryph (that was definitely a Zayne move and not a Laios move :D) The rate is now dependant on how many people are at thing that Zayne/Laios delivers food to. So for his next delivery he takes note on how many people are there, but apparently two of them are a type of undead fantasy creature that don't eat and are called a "date", which is not pronounced like the english word, nor does it mean a dried fruit, a point in time or a meet-up. Zayne/Laios struggles whether to include them in the rate, but ultimately doesn't (+50 light side points, you're almost forgiven for unleashing Darth Malek, Zayne) and comes back home to Gryph. The dates do some creepy yet somewhat cool undead shit and aren't really hostile to anyone. The End.

So that must have been the most underwhelming way of inserting KOTOR chareacters into the dungeon setting, but that's just how it goes with meshi, oh, Dungeon Meshi.

[soppymilkgin]

desperately trying to find a post about shouyou finding corpse-eating demon gintoki where one of the reblogs is tagged with smth about how meeting gintoki (human) was the absolution of shouyou

if anyone knows what im talking abt i appreciate any info 😭😭

[earthbovndmisfit]

diohol but dio is a merman and hol horse is a pirate. dio being a siren with a taste for human flesh who lures sailors to their doom and hol horse being a monster hunter trapping fantastical creatures for profit. both trying to lure each other in with an alluring display hiding a dark hidden agenda

Pretty unrelated, but this kind of gave me Spy Vs Spy vibes, especially when people ship Black with White and they're both dating but secretly trying to kill each other still lol

But yeah, it's a really interesting scenario, if you ask me.

[smolcrow465]

Day 13 (2023) - Rise

After the breakout, the Colosseum sent one of their champions out to track down their missing beasts. They had no doubt that the most loyal of them would finish the job. However, the second they turned it loose, their loyal champion shot for the sun.

[naffeclipse]

You're so right (if he let himself).

- Sylvia Plath

[naffeclipse]

So I'm slowly re-reading sleuth jesters the past week or so as I've had free time (currently on "First Practice to Deceive" cant wait to rip out MB Eclipses heart/celestial wire if i remember whats coming correctly. Its been like 2 yrs my memory could be wrong, it's like a treat re reading cause I don't remember the smaller details)

So the detectives and bounty hunter eclipse (plan to re read bloodstain fool once I'm done with sj) are heavy on the mind so could be a bit of a stretch but Strike by Hozier came on my playlist while reading so I keep thinking about the things

But also I'm looking at the lyrics and re listening rn and I could also see parts of it fitting into your other AU's and I'm 👁👁👁👁👁👁

I'm yapping in your inbox cause I love your works I hope you had a merry Christmas :DDDD

I'm rattling you, ahhh! I love to hear that people are rereading my fics! It makes my day <3 (Heheh, oh yeah, that part is coming up.)

This song is so beautiful, and it really can bounce from AU to AU, but I do love it for Bloodstain Fool verse with Eclipse desperately trying to be better but still struggling with his every dangerous, cutting edge, especially these lines:

I was housed by your warmth Thus transformed By you're grounded and giving And darkening scorn Remember me, love When I'm reborn As a shrike to your sharp And glorious thorn

[lavenoon]

was in a bit of a pickle the other day and wanted nothing more than being carried out of there by someone who doesn't mind glass shards 😔

@naffeclipse he's making progress and he's getting warned about the dye this time hfjdks

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/she) og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

[curiositypolling]

pls reblog for sample size etc

at the end of april fools day* idk if they're removing it or not

[naffeclipse]

Oh, I love the intensity of the colors, the contrast! Words are failing me but I am ogling BH!Eclipse so hard right now! The bright orange and red, almost pink, with the dark muted background, is *mwah* It is so nice on the eyes, augh! Also his expression! I am staring directly at this.

Thank you so much for sharing! ♥

Bunch of magma doodles. Bhtf Moon, BH!Eclipse(@naffeclipse) and mer Eclipse<3

[wtfforged]

my campaign hiatus has gone on for too long so to cope ive combined my interests at their maximum potency and had some dnd-strawhats thoughts

thoughts in depth under read more... :)!

this is SO self indulgent. their designs literally did not change. but i am a firm believer that dnd doesnt have to be european high fantasy. and also one piece literally IS fantasy. no changes are necessary to fit into dnd. ive already imagined plenty of campaign/oneshot ideas inspired by one piece. so this was basically just an exercise of trying to replicate their canon abilities in dnd 5e as much as possible without totally homebrewing everything. well. aside from luffy. you just cant take away or change his stretching.

LUFFY: (human monk. drunken master subclass. outlander)

the only plain human of the crew to balance out with the fact that he still has rubber powers. obviously a monk. but drunken master subclass specifically because i think the flavor(not the fact that its about being a drunkard) and abilities both fit him really well. this line in the subclass' flavortext especially fits him: "A drunken master often enjoys playing the fool to bring gladness to the despondent or to demonstrate humility to the arrogant, but when battle is joined, the drunken master can be a maddening, masterful foe."

ZORO: (tiefling fighter. samurai subclass. bounty hunter)

a fighter with the samurai subclass is so very incredibly obvious... but i actually had a lot of fun geeking out while comparing the abilities to what he can do in canon; Fighting Spirit, Rapid Strike, and Strength Before Death especially! tiefling is also pretty on the nose for his demon pirate hunter shtick and asura form, but i thought he'd be really human-passing for a tiefling and theorized about his tail getting cut off at some point or another before joining the strawhats. initially wasnt gonna give him a feat, but i gave sanji a feat so i thought itd be unfair to not give him one as well, so sentinel fits the bill pretty well i think!

NAMI: (tabaxi rogue. arcane trickster subclass. criminal)

cat burglar -> full grown literal humanoid cat. this one is INCREDIBLY self indulgent... i love... cats... theres nothing deeper to this and no other reasoning. i took cat burglar and ran with it. can you tell that i love izutsumi dungeon meshi? rogue for the aforementioned burglar-ing as well, and the arcane trickster subclass for when she picks up climatact! the mage hand will be very useful for her pickpocketing. in the future as she levels up with timeskip, i can totally see her multiclassing into wizard as well! weather wizard!

USOPP: (lightfoot halfling artificer. artillerist subclass. urchin)

I HAD SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER SHEET. halfling's Naturally Stealthy ability lets him hide behind his crewmates since theyre (almost) all bigger than him, so its perfect for hiding behind zoro or sanji all the time. Lucky is also perfect for him, and I think Brave fits pretty well too when he puts on the sogeking mask. artillerist artificer is also very fun! tinkering and making magic items for his crew, and i think Eldritch Canon or Arcane Firearm could both be easily reflavored as kabuto or any of his inventions. for emphasizing his sniper-ness, the spell sniper feat was also necessary. i think hes my favorite of all the concepts. big ears and long nose combo is so cute to me.

SANJI: (half-elf monk. drunken master subclass. guild artisan (cook!))

race was mostly based on vibes i wont lie. squints. and that vinsmoke balogna or whatever too ig. but mostly vibes. along with the idea that i think a dwarf zeff raising him would be really funny and cute. monk is also obvious, and same subclass as luffy for mostly the same reasons. though the flavor fits him much less, i think the abilities still fit him perfectly, and this blurb specifically; "Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer." i really wanted to give him a different subclass from luffy, but i dislike all the other monk subclasses a lot and i found none of them fit him as well anyways, so to try and give them SOME differences, i gave him the crusher feat.

CHOPPER: (awakened deer(shifter statblock) cleric. life subclass. hermit)

this ones definitely a mouthful im sorry. awakened deer for obvious reasons, but due to magic instead of devil fruit stuff. when i was struggling with his race, i looked a lot at shifter because of his forms, but it occurred to me that itd be super cool if he could shift between all of the different shifter options instead of being stuck with just one to replicate his rumble balls. something like heavy point/guard point=beasthide, horn point/arm point(?maybe?)=longtooth, walk point/jumping point=swiftstride, and brain point=wildhunt. hed definitely need some kind of nerf though to balance out that homebrew... and cleric for class. duh.

ROBIN: (high elf wizard. order of scribes subclass. criminal)

robin is definitely the one i struggled the most with just because of her class. elf came pretty easily- shes very elegant and i think shed look cute with super long ears- and i landed on high elf instead of wood elf for the int-based abilities. i was really on the fence between sorcerer and wizard for her because i knew shed be a full spellcaster, but i didnt feel that any of the subclasses really fit her. i ended up going with wizard for order of the scribes since it focuses on texts and knowing everything. but also because robin with a flying talking sentient book would be crazy cool. it could also be similar to how she spawns mouths and eyes places to talk to or watch people. my "fuck it, why not. this would be rad. its my house" mindset kicked in with her i will admit. also the One with the Word ability made me cackle out loud when i read it. thats the funniest ability ever. anyways, i cant really think of a way to replicate her powers, but maybe we could just reflavor a bunch of spells to be her limbs or clutch; hold person, maximillian's earthen grasp, or evard's black tentacles. thatd probably work okay, and theres a handful of spells to replicate her ability to spawn eyes or mouths. unrelated, but i imagine nico olvia to be a drow. why? her hair is white. i am a simple man!

[nyancrimew]

NEW FROM ME: so i guess i hacked samsung?!

a short bug bounty write up on how i randomly stumbled onto samsung cloud infrastructure

(not an april fools bit)

[summonedglory]

@potentialgood — starter call — Aziraphale & Sarah

"If you or your handsome friend learn anything, you know how to find me." There's a certain nonchalance in her words, to the point it is almost impossible to guess how much of this sentence Sarah Fortune means. This was, after all, hardly a matter she particularly looked forward to getting involved in—But her curiosity and knack for finding the right opportunities might get the better of her.

[naffeclipse]

Chapter 3: Pink Water

FNAF Detective!Sun & Detective!Moon & Bounty Hunter!Eclipse x Vigilante!Reader (SFW)

Splotches of cardinal red stain the white porcelain sink, dripping from his fingertips. Eclipse turns the cold bridge faucet and the water runs, stained pink as it swirls with your blood before washing away. Gone. He slides his long, dark fingers under the cold water, sensors sparking as he cleans out the coagulated bits from between the joints of his knuckles.

Word Count: 1,800~ Warnings: Blood, injury, and obsessive behavior.

A/N: Sun and Eclipse have one-on-one time, and you're there, unconscious during it all. Sun wants to make something very clear. Eclipse cleans up, somewhat.