#bottle of rum

[internetgreatesthits]

Merry Christmas

[c-rowlesdraws]

I early voted already, so today I’m thinking about taking an edible and pretending I live on a tiny planet out in space like The Little Prince, or maybe going into the woods and doing some screaming

[theabigailthorn]

TOMORROW

The House of the Dragon season finale drops tomorrow!

Can't wait for you to meet Sharako: she's such a badass I love her and some of her lines are going to be especially loved by tumblr haha

[iscariotapologist]

big day for the jesus was trans crowd

[kacievvbbbb]

I think it’d be funny if at some point Mihawk and Perona actually tried making their own wine and it was so terrible and Mihawk just won’t talk about it

Next time Shanks, as they are drinking, jokingly brings up the idea that Mihawk should probably make his own wine since he’s gone full farmer core and Mihawk, almost combusting in shame, attempts to drown him with alcohol to avoide the question

[genericpuff]

every now and then i get folks asking me "puff do you have any opinions on hazbin hotel"

and i know why they're asking because if there's any fandom that puts LO to shame, it's hazbin hotel / helluva boss and surely i must have some Very Strong Opinions(tm) about the show

but i seriously have never watched a single episode of that show and despite all the controversy and drama i've seen come from the discussion of both the show and its creator, the only thing that really bugs me out of the blue when i'm reminded HH exists are those exclusive playbills that people pre-ordered months ago and still haven't arrived

that is it, that is literally the extent of my engagement with the HH fandom, there will be no further questions about what i think regarding HH because i literally have no idea, they are best asked to whoever comes close to being the generic-puff equivalent of the HH fandom

[forcebookish]

My School President out of context

[gizmothorne-art]

huge win for gay people!!

[opbackgrounds]

I appreciate Oda giving the most stereotypical pirate laugh to a musician when a lot of its fame is rooted in a famous piratey song

[whoisnotmyname]

items wip for my walking apothecary

[fresh-and-funky]

I have a funny and nonsensical IT headcanon… I think it would be hilarious if Richie and Patty were cousins.

IT’s magic kept the losers from meeting, but Richie and Patty had a standing once-a-month call they never missed. Somehow he never met his cousin’s husband. Missed the wedding too, flight got canceled last minute….

I think it would stress Stan out and I love that.

[dropthedemiurge]

Yessss!! Love for Love's Sake cast will have a fanmeeting in Korea (which was sold out like TOO FAST) and now they added an option of seeing them live online!

Let's support the guys, they really deserve to feel all the love, (they are amazing as casts and as actors and friends), let's all watch the livestream *__*

[theroundbartable]

Both Merlin's and Arthur's dreams died a long time ago. What should they do now? Now that they seem to be just within reach?

Aka- the denial stage

(The pirate reincarnation au no one asked for)

[coffincoitus]

the most fucked up thing about claudia is perhaps how even after she's dead and the fact that she was let down and treated poorly is acknowledged she's still limited to being someone's daughter. she's not a girl who was robbed of her life or a woman who was denied autonomy, she's mostly the daughter two men lost and they're are very sad about it

[nameless-inklings]

The dredge sea witch Jackson, and the good Captain James (jamie) And our very own Captain Haddock scourge of the seas.  

[analiavs]

Valentines Day Headcanons for the Goon Squad

Remy

The girlfriend he uses as a beard either gets the ultimate valentines, that he's going to use as content for his tiktok. Or he forgets and gets her wilted roses.

His centuars and favorite bull are the true winners on vday. Suddenly everybody gets a hands on grooming session and all the apples they could eat.

Bailey

Has no valentines and makes it everyone else's problem. If you stand close enough you can get psychic damage from his pining. Don't let him catch you enjoying life or a valentines. He pretends he doesn't care, but very clearly does.

If you check the likes on his priv its just valentines day hate posts.

Briar

Loves it, one of his busiest days. All the loneliest losers show up. Schedules special shows throughout the day. Personally doesn't celebrate it. He's pimpin' folk out, he'll never fall for a hoe. Maybe drinks a big bottle of wine, and watches himself in the mirror in some red lingerie.

Eden

If he doesn't have an unlucky spouse DO NOT go in the woods on Valentines day. If he does have a spouse, does nothing for valentines day, because he "doesn't believe in it". If his spouse gets him something his present is dick... but they were probably getting that regardless.

Wren

Usually has a valentines, if not hangs with his boys. Strip poker with the boys 🫦

Zephyr

Handsome swashbuckler probably takes someone on a date on his ship to watch the sundown. Something something because of the implication. If there's a raid on valentines day he might seduce the other captain.

Harper

Schedules his favorite patients appointments. Might have a couple dick appointments too. Definitely brings Quinn his sperm bank proposal

Quinn

Denies Harper's sperm bank proposal. Has a date with his favorite tentababydad at the end of the night. He might have the most romantic night. Fancy dinner, tentacle massage, sex. His tentacles are special

Edit: just like he is on valentines day I forgot Leighton

Has no one. Tries to blackmail people into going on a date with him, but it’s valentines day. Special shout out to his dog person, they’ve got it ruff.