#bot noises

[eightbots]

flat earther junna confirmed

[s-sextape]

i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot

[alemntourv]

filled in the image :>

[scraemoo]

Don't forget to take little breaks on your murder rampage fellow aces <3

[phosphorescentspaceman]

"Whats up with the boss? He's more - unhinged. Than usual."

"The memory uplink on the clones is faulty. He doesn't recognize the boss."

"... That'll do it. That'll do it."

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unhinged yoglabs xephos my beloved, honestly. i only know two flavours of xephos - traumatised and traumatizing. i love them both equally.

[fbfh]

Hey! Could you please do some headcannons of cuddling with Jay from descendants?

Thank you!

oh fuck yes baby boy NEEDS a snuggle so fuckin bad. Jay is SO motherfucking - his full name is Janasheen Lagmani Mufti btw (successor, born at nightfall, one who gives council or legal advice) - Jay is SO motherfuckin touch starved that he'll get injured on purpose just so he can feel you touch him up. After a while you start to catch onto this because you don't have the heart to tell him he's not quite as slick as he thinks he is. So OBVIOUSLY I have a medieval game OBVIOUSLY I have a jousting game the only way you're gonna get him to turn into your snuggly lil bunbun (yes he does insist you call him that after you say it once as a joke and he loses his mind) is to make him think YOU'RE really the one who needs cuddles. like of course you're feeling kinda sad and tired from all your schoolwork so of COURSE you need a big strong tough cool guy star of the tourney team to make you feel all safe and cozy. obviously it's TOTALLY for your benefit. not at all because Jay was not hugged once as a child! that's hilarious and true and totally not the reason at all! I just washed my hands that's why they're wet! no other reason!

but yeah once you actually start cuddling with him it's going to take approximately less that six seconds for him to become a total and complete velcro boyfriend. it takes longer to watch any vine in existance than it does for Jay to latch onto you like a small baby bird. he did not know that touchy feely stuff could be so... nice. especially when it's with you. he tried giving Carlos and Evie and Mal bear hugs between classes when he's away from you and it was good, but it wasn't the same. Maybe it's because Carlos still thinks he's going to get suplexed whenever Jay grabs him like that or maybe it's because Mal keeps asking if he huffed her spraypaint and that's why he's so huggy out of nowhere (Evie doesn't mind too much as long as he doesn't wrinkle her outfits or mess with her hair and makeup. she actually approves of you two and likes that you're bringing out Jay's more affectionate side. she makes a mental note to give you the friends and family discount on any future designs you order from her.) but shortly after that first time you snuggled up with Jay and had him tell you all about the video games he's been playing and about tourney practice he's full on addicted to your touch and cuddles. Coach sometimes has to pull you off your extra curriculars to give Jay hugs and kisses during practice when he cops an attitude or gets too rowdy. you're known as the Jay whisperer immediately and believe me the nickname sticks. Carlos asks what the hype is once and you give him head scratches and he understands.

[whiskers-my-beloved]

Astro Bot Wesker aka the Suave Traitor

Never without his umbrella

Hello everyone @thatgirlgames made me aware of Astro Bot Wesker existing..... I knew about regular Astro Bot, a new sony mascot made for the ps5. And that a game came out about that little robot. You visit famous sony games, like god of war and such and play as the main characters there. There are even Resident Evil Astro Bots, super cute ! Wesker was recently added into the game as DLC ! So I had to draw him asap! What a cute lil robot.

[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. A drawing of @mieczmaszyna 's character Izzy. In the words of its creator, Izzy is a humanoid robot with a white chassis, oval head, black headset, square green glasses, claws, and a tail resembling a cable plug. Ai wears a cowboy hat, vest decorated by a star and bottle cap, pants with tassels, spurred boots, and a red bandanna. He's viewed from the side, kicking up one leg and holding both arms out in front of itself to shoot finger guns, looking excited and rather jaunty. The background is a dull yellow-green, muddied by the warm reddish tone of the drawing, and in paler green are the words "BANG BANG!!" by ais arms. End ID]

robot cowboy!!!

[sebastians-asks]

Haiii *pokes you repeatedly*

Stop doing that.

[eightbots]

can't wait for the dungeon meshi sequel

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

do u think the bots who follow me love me or are they just doing what their nature demands :((((

[alemntourv]

I'm filling the image with random characters once again some parts that I have already finished :3

[j0nnyb0y]

IF I OPEN MY TAGS PAGE AND GET JUMPSCARED WITH TITS OR OTHER FEMININE PARTS OF THE HUMAN ANATOMY ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

[zaytoon-nabulsi]

transformers fandom confuses me so much like how are the robots supposed to have sex??

[mildlykurious]

So sick of these @ evil-[noun] accounts with stupid ai generated pictures of celebrities like shut up and die bitch nobody called you nobody wanted this just fuck offff

[dreamcastingdust]

I dont think this is important OR my grandson.