thepurplebones

[captainkelso]

"It all started with the damn Totems. Up until that night I was a done for gum shoe on the city 2 heartbeats from going belly up."

X X X

[cyan-circuits]

False Idols Sketchdump

[definitelynotourdino]

HHN yaoi blah blah blah whatever

[soulnottainted]

I find this absolutely hilarious because this means Boris created his own ads and he just went "fuck it"

"Weird events" yeah mkay that's very vague but also very specific

"I do not do laundry, that is two doors down." Does this mean that he has to lock his door from the inside bc random people showing up for that? Also Boris this is an AD buddy

"No need to call, we will find you." BORIS YOU AIN'T SUBTLE. and honestly it's kinda creepy.

"If I am not there, check the Kitty Kat Club." What is this a scavenger hunt??

"Cash only. No refunds. Charge by the hour. If case is unsolved, payment is still due." Boy gotta pay his rent SOMEHOW

[skellybonesart]

"How about it, Shuster baby?

You wanna live forever?"

[stonedragonisnthere]

Sorry it took me multiple months to drop the next installment of hhn pones

[b00haus]

Shaking the dust off this blog with a booth doodle.

[graceandtheidiotsquad]

Made a community for Legendary Truth: The Collective, Hope it gets approved for all of the-like-three or four people on tumblr I know who actually know what this is!

[grimm-bot]

i didnt finish my valentines art in time

[sharkodude]

“A Dance with a Devil”

[boris-shuster]

@lantern-lost

[definitelynotourdino]

Aw yeah aw yeah

[bound-books-and-glowing-clouds]

boris fans do i have news for you

this appeared in the JP tribute store. McPherson's Collectibles= Charlie McPherson is a photographer who was hired by Boris Shuster, and was later killed by Mary Agana. Tim F= Tim Foyle is the name of the man in Case Files Unearthed who finds some of the legion totems and causes an unstable portal to appear, leading to his death. two leads, both dead, both associated with Shuster

[hyperfixationhorrornights]

Lady Luck: do you take constructive criticism?

Paulo: no, crash or credit only

—-

Paulo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Lady Luck: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

——

Cindy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Albert: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

—-

Chance: Why is Eddie so pissed?

Cindy: Oh, he took one of those “Which HHN Icon Are You?” quizzes

Chance: And...?

Julian: He got Jack.

—

Paulo: I just ended a fifteen year partnership.

Julian: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Paulo: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my partnership.

*Jack and Chance fighting from across the room*

—-

Albert: Have you seen two clowns around here?

UO staff: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Cindy: It looks fine to me?

OU staff: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

—-

Eddie: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Chance: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, blood optional

Paulo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Jack: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Cindy: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

—

Jack: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Julian: Is it me, Jack?

Jack: No, it’s not you.

Cindy: Is it me, Jack?

Jack: It’s not you either.

Boris: Uh- Is it me, Jack?

Jack:

Jack, mockingly: Is IT mE jAcK?

—-

Chance: Uh- is Elsa sleeping or dead?

Paulo: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Jack: Yeah, she was a buzzkill.

Elsa: Okay first of all, enjoy your 10 second head start-

[psiknight49]

While looking up information for Case Files Unearthed on the HHN Wiki, I’ve found an Easter Egg. In one of Tim Foyle’s sticky note. It states that Rosie, the girl who got posses by the Morphan vessel. Was sent to an Orphanage up in the Midwest so no one suspect the crime.

Do you know what state is a part of the midwest? Ohio. Which means Rosie could have been sent to the Good Harvest Orphanage. Which is in Carey, Ohio. 

Pictures were from the HHN Wiki:

Case Files Unearthed: Legendary Truth

Orfanage: Ashes to Ashes

[glxywinterghost]

I need to infodump here more often I need to make it everyones problem that I think Boris Shuster and Tim Foyle should kiss