#booker the old gaurd

[nickeverdeen]

Asking The Old Guard characters for a hand picture while they’re away

Andy (wlw/lesbian)

Andy is both amused and flattered by your request, a smirk playing on her lips

She teases you playfully a bit, “Just my hand? You sure you don’t want more?”

Despite the teasing, she quickly obliges, sending a picture of her hand in a relaxed pose

Makes sure her vains are visible

Adds a personal touch by wearing a ring or bracelet that you gifted her

Accompanies the picture with a flirty comment, “Hope this keeps you company until I’m back.”

If you hint at needing more, she sends additional pictures, each more suggestive than the last

Promises to make it up to you in person when she returns

Gets slightly possessive

“Remember, I’m the only one who gets to see you like this.”

Stops acting possessive very quickly as it happened just when you asked for it for the first time

Texts you through it from time to time

Checks in with you later, “Did my hand do the trick, or do you need a video call?”

Gladly gives you one if she can

“Don’t worry, I’ll give you the real thing soon.”

Nicky (mlm/gay)

Nicky blushes slightly at the request but finds it endearing and kidna hot

Replies with a gentle and loving message, “Of course, anything for you.”

Sends a picture with his hand in a graceful pose, showcasing his artistic side

Flirts subtly, “Does this help, or do you need something more?”

Ensures you feel comfortable and not embarrassed about your request

Pays attention to detail, ensuring the lighting and background are perfect

Mentions plans for a romantic evening when he returns to make up for the distance

Being more of a bottom he is Nicky when he can and wants kidna joins you

Makes a phone call and blushing through the entire conversation

Makes sure no one is looking into his phone

Nile Freeman

Nile is surprised but also curious about the request

Replies with a light-hearted joke, “Just my hand? What’s the plan here?”

Is kidna innocent and confused at first as being in the army she didn’t have a lot of time for this

Takes her a sweet minute or two to understand

Chuckles and blushes a bit when she does and gives you a small teasing

Quickly takes a picture of her hand, making sure it looks good

Adds a personal message, “Miss you, can’t wait to see you again.”

Teases you later a bit

Keeps the conversation going to maintain closeness despite the distance

Adds a playful comment, “Hope this helps, let me know if you need more.”

Talks about future plans and how much she’s looking forward to seeing you and using her hands on you

Ensures the whole interaction is fun and not awkward, keeping the mood light

Gets a bit paranoid when Andy sees her texts, but after some time the paranoia dies down

Joe (mlm/gay)

Joe immediately flirts, seeing the humor and intimacy in the request

Takes a quick, yet well-composed photo of his hand

Adds a romantic message, “Only for you, my love.”

Ensures the shot is detailed, showing off his strong, capable hands

Mentions how much he’s looking forward to being back with you

Doesn’t shy from doing this again

Sends a boice message when he’s alone

“We’ll be together soon. Stay strong for me.”

Booker

Booker chuckles at your request, finding it kidna funny

Takes a quick photo of his hand without much fuss

“Is this what you’re missing?”

Sends a follow-up message, teasing you gently

“You know, I’m looking forward to being back with you.”

Doesn’t make a big deal out of it

Kidna proud

Keeps the mood light and playful to avoid any awkwardness

Mentions what he wants to do with you when he gets back

“Miss you. Can’t wait to see you.”

Merrick

Merrick is surprised but finds your request intriguing

Takes his time to get a good shot, making sure it’s perfect

Adds a professional touch to the photo, making it look polished

“Here you go. Hope it’s what you were hoping for.”

Adds a playful edge, “Now you owe me one.”

Ensures the picture is sent securely to protect your privacy

Follows up with a curious message, “Did it help?”

Teases about how he’ll make it up to you in person

Next time, let’s try something more… direct.”

“Take care. I’ll be back soon.”

[luminarai]

sometimes happiness is getting to troll your immortal bros after putting up with their disgustingly romantic horniness for 200+ years

shamelessly piggybacking off of my own bad joke. of course that doesn’t deter the rascals in question

[diankn]

2 old 2 guard > whatever they actually decide to name the movie

[neeerd]

Not me using bookers betrayal and the whole plot of TOG in my AP Lang Essay 💀

[hellolovely23]

The team in the lab: Lets get out of here

Book:

[waxwingsfail]

Incorrect tog textposts 20?/?

[tmascfatal]

I will inhale any The Old Guard brainrot. I am DETERMINED to read EVERY fanfic on AO3. I’ve done it with every other fandom and I’ll do it again

[fandom-go-round]

Hi, I'd like to request something really gay from The Old Guard, any pairing. Thanks 😘

           “Move your foot.” Nile didn’t respond to Booker’s gruff order, feeling someone else’s leg move under the covers. Andy snorted a little above Nile’s head, tilting her face so her nose gently brushed her hair. The room fell back into warm silence, sun peeking through the closed curtains.

           Nile didn’t move as Booker pushed closer, wrapping an arm around her waist and tugging her towards him. Andy gave an irritated growl, wrapping an arm around Nile so she couldn’t be pulled too far.

           “You hogged her last night.” Booker whined, a pout covering his face even though he would deny it.

           “I found her first, get your own.” Andy muttered back, sounding more awake than Nile would have bet. The impromptu whisper fight was broken by a loud snore, everyone turning to see Joe let out another chainsaw sound. Nicky smiled, snuggling deeper into Joe and watching the other two fight over Nile. He rested a hand gently on Booker’s back, the man relaxing and leaning towards the touch.

           “I’m sure Nile has an opinion on this?” Nicky’s question was met with silence, Nile smiling and keeping her eyes closed. Andy scoffed again, scooting closer and pressing herself into Nile’s other side. She thanked God that she wasn’t a side sleeper or the fight would have been over much quicker.

           “Nile doesn’t get a say.” Booker answered for her, wrapping a leg around Nile’s and leaning over to kiss her neck. She hummed, moving the hand that had been gently stroking Nicky’s hair to Bookers. Quynh’s soft laughter sounded from around Andy, her hand moving to stroke Nile’s side.

           “Children must stay in the middle.” Quynh’s voice held a teasing edge that made Andy snicker, Nile rolling her still closed eyes.

           “I’m not a kid anymore.” Nile’s words caused everyone in bed to laugh, the room filling up faster with affection.

           “Of course not.” Nicky’s words of agreement were quickly overshadowed.

           “You’re always going to be a kid.” Andy yawned, pushing closer into Nile’s side. She was going to overheat soon but she wasn’t going to move even if it killed her.

           “At least I’m not an old lady.” Nile’s words hid Booker snickered, pressing closer to plant a kiss on her cheek.

           “She does have a point boss.” Andy flipped Booker off and he laughed, Joe groaning from the edge of the bed.

           “It’s too early for you two to start flirting.” Joe’s voice was rough with sleep and everyone turned to him with a smile.

           “Good morning my heart.” Nicky greeted him first, leaning back to kiss him on the cheek. As the others began to also greet him Joe groaned, burying his face into the back of Nicky’s neck.

           “Go back to sleep, all of you. You’re menaces.” The room was filled with laugher again, bodies moving to get more comfortable and switching positions. Nile smiled at Nicky over Booker’s shoulder, wrapping as arm around his waist to hear him give a happy sound. Nile let herself fall into the rhythm around her, soaking in the warmth and affection around her. She did have to admit that Quynh was right though; it might have been better to get the bigger bed.

[boopthemanbooster]

Nile tries picking up French but learned Quebecois and Nicky Joe & Andy did NOTHING to stop it.

So when Booker finally comes home and she greets him in French he says through gritted teeth and with tears on his face how proud of her he is before going to MURDER Joe who is howling w/laughter.

[bisexual-cowboye]

Anyways so...... The Old Guard 2...

[cosmic-escapism]

Just some wee portraits of some of my favorite immortals. Enjoy!

[nickeverdeen]

The Old Guard characters: Are they top, switch or bottom?

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Andy

Top

Andy is a top 100% Andy's confidence and control in personal moments may come from her many years of experience, strong leadership qualities, and a deep sense of control. Shaped by a long life with challenges, her assertiveness and strong presence could make her play a dominant role.

Nicky

Top

Nicky's strength comes from centuries of shared experiences, showcasing not only physical prowess but also a capacity for comfort, tenderness, and a sense of security. His inclination to take charge reveals a desire to nurture and protect, creating a relationship dynamic that highlights both physical and emotional intimacy.

Nile

Switch (with top preference)

Nile Freeman as a switch with a preference for being a top, draws on her military background, growing confidence, and adaptability. Her leadership qualities and assertiveness from military training make her a natural top. Yet, her openness to new experiences and willingness to learn could lead to switch dynamics, allowing for a flexible exchange of dominant and submissive roles based on her relationships. This portrayal highlights Nile's versatility and strength, both emotionally and physically, during sex.

Joe

Switch (bottom preference)

During sex, Joe's depiction as a switch reflects the complex nature of his character. Rooted in his adaptability, poetic sensibility, and deep emotional connection with his boyfriend (you), Joe seamlessly shifts between dominant and submissive roles.

Booker

Top

During sex, Booker being in control might come from his long life, resilience, and a wish to take charge. Shaped by his choices and wisdom, he takes on a strong role, bringing stability and strength to his relationships.

Merrick

Top

Steven Merrick, depicted as a dominant top, draws on his power, control, and manipulation tendencies. His authoritative demeanor, coupled with a desire for dominance in many areas of his life, might extend into intimate moments. This portrayal emphasizes his need for control and exploitation even in personal relationships.

[bi-leigh-bi]

Literally nothing gets me angrier than booker being there and hearing Nicky saying his bigger fear is capture... THEN SELLING THEM OUT. Also it always gets me when they’re strapped in the lab shouting at each other and Andy is there and there’s just a tear going down her cheek. She’s so devastated by what he’s doing honestly fuck him. Also Joe calling booker a selfish piece of shit is *chefs kiss* joe you’re doing amazing sweetie

Is this an anti Booker blog? Yes. Yes it is. And listen, I’m gonna say right now it’s hugely due to fandom’s- completely predictable- response to and woobyfying of him.

Joe is everything in the whole world and every word he says is legit and correct. Booker has added to his grief, he is a selfish piece of shit, he is nothing but a traitor, he does deserve to be left behind. People really read Nicky and Andy telling him to stop as defense of Booker and I’m like... in what fucking world? It’s just literally not the best time for it. That’s it. They aren’t disagreeing with him.

He. Is. Right. And they all know it.

Even Nile is pissed when she says “No man left behind”.

And it really is, for me, the fact that Nicky literally just said their greatest fear is being captured. And Booker fucking sits there and listens knowing damn well what he’s about to do to them.

Fuck. Booker.

[hellolovely23]

I wanna see more of the interaction between Nile and Booker, there was such a recognition in one another. The nostalgia in which Booker viewed Nile, like I remember when I just turned and the weight of it all. Nile having such empathy and understanding for Booker. It was a very cute sibling like interaction even Booker laughing at Nile being the most forgiving of the group. Like aw she’s the new baby of the family, watch over her she’s gonna be great.

[waxwingsfail]

Andy carrying baklava: I come baring snacks

Booker: can I have some?

Andy: No???

Booker: then why did you tell me

Andy: its a conversation starter

Booker: its a bad one

Andy: we're having a conversation er go good conversation starter

[allulily]

yo i watched the old guard and that shit was great

also the dudes punishment was basically time out but for immortals and i just think that's hilarious