#bonzy speaks

[bonzybonztea]

How does Wren feel about being picked up and carried by Ennis?

And vice versa, what are Ennis’s thoughts on it?

LOOOOL 👏👏👏 Wren HATED it at first 😂 slapping at his fingers and refusing the help when genuinely needing that extra help, (at the time, she had trouble moving around). Ennis would just grab her in frustration when she was being too stubborn to accept his help at the time.

Ennis was a little creeped out when he first picked Wren up. Getting the heebie-jeebies when the reality hits that he is carrying a human and that human being Wren of all people. And him just so tired of Wren being, well, Wren HAHA “why are you the way that you are. Why do you insist on being the most difficult being in all the isles?? Would you sToP wriggling in my HaNDs?? You feel GrOsS????”

later though, when they trust and care about each other, it’s an entire 180 for them LOL

Wren sees the benefits and requires the quicker transportation at all times for all things lol. Also likes the closeness to the only person she trusts in life. Feels like the safest place she can be.

Ennis can be clingy so this works for him. Always worried that people will abandon him when he doesn’t please, like his family did, except when it comes to Wren. Cause boi did they fight before but Wren never left so it’s like ‘oh good, don’t have to worry about this one leaving’ but the insecurity bubbles up every now and then when they are on good terms. So that closeness helps combat that.

they also force ‘nap time’ upon each other lol when one is overworked and can’t function but still trying to push through, the other does something that makes them have to stop long enough for sleep to just take them lol

what Ennis does to Wren is easy, just picking her up and pocketing her. She will be out like a light barely 60 seconds later 😂

getting Ennis to stop is a little harder, but Wren runs up to him and places a hand against him and lets him feel a wave of relaxation magic waft over him. It won’t take long for him to wander over to his cot and just fall into it but sometimes he doesn’t make it and just lays on the ground or just slumps over his desk, wherever she blasts him with that magic LOL

[twilightmomentswithyou]

SURPRISE

i finally met @hopelesslyfaded this month!!!

4.5 years in the making, but we finally made it! love you, nat! ❤️

[bloomberrypint]

Yodely guy has graced us with his presence here at the hignfy shelf (yeah I also received the pee cees 7 inch vinyl this week as well)

[mchi22]

i love weird utaus. why do they exist

[roxyteal]

Yasssss we be doing more lookings up

Me too buddy, me too

Oh

OH BUT THE MUS_SCHOOL GOES HARD

h e s b u r g e r (I'm sorry we are way past that guy)

True, the last of my braincells died when I saw the Onceler in BlackYear's art school Also I like the gimmick that he literally does not speak. It gets around VAing or TTSing without being too obvious. Also your cursor being a target is. I've never seen anything like it

Onur's Multistory School of Crazyness DEMO! said gay rights Also PLEASE STOP SCREAMING IN STATIC OMG

Shh you'll wake the them

That is the smoothest animation I've seen in a Baldi mod/fangame ever. Like holy shit. We've really come a long way

Dat's a lotta notebooks

You can just go outside!!!

Okay this guy's intrigued me for a while. Also sorry no I was wrong, this is the answer to the red + blue question, sorry BlackYear (why do I keep bringing him up omg) Also also he almost sounds like Bonzi Buddy Dave Text Microsoft Adult Male #2, but that just goes to show the popularity of the TTS

So we have a challenger for Joe, Purple can trollface too, incredible

Holy shit BBAU is so LGBTQIA+ inclusionary, bless

Holy shit. Guys. Chat. This is revolutionary. What? You don't see it? Two double doors. I have never seen that before. (You can also go outside!!!) And the mus_school is so good, love the synth

The super-slowed mus_learn is trippy and I love it. Imagine being asked about the first president of the USA three times in a row, on God (Shoutouts to MediaGamesGuide)

The Denied's Basics title screen font at the top, ayooo Also Purple is Sans confirmed, Purplovania (and the four-pointed star is like the save star) Player, I remember you're resets Do you want to have a bad time Purple is Perseverance Okay sorry I'll stop

He is INESCAPABLE

Oh. No videos for Laps Lazuli's Geology Game... Oh... Sad... :(

[conceptofjoy]

Probably a silly question but what does your Seb's glasses sound like when he uses them to speak?

Is it like tiktok text to speech? Bonzi buddy? Vocaloid? The possibilities are endless

not at all silly :0 rlly interesting i never thought about it actually.

i think because he’s being raised by the crockerberts he would be a little shit and copy other people’s voices to cause confusion like a mimic. but at the same time i think he would use a generic young kid voice interspersed with his mimic voice banks.

uses dove’s voice like 30% of the time, young kid voice 25%, jane’s 20%, dirk/hal 15%, the rest whatever else. i think he matches whoever he talks to unless they tell him not to do it (or if he doesnt have enough data to).

[jupiter--dream]

Error!Dream (not as in ship but as in a glitched Dream yk) that's like one of those old programs that would pose as a computer assistant but were actually spyware, a la bonzi buddy, and yes he wouldn't stutter (as much) but he'd speak in an old (very old) crunchy text-to-speech voice (again, a la bonzi buddy) (also with some inspiration from worms like loveletter for the way they pose as not only harmless but helpful)

[starlightshore]

Watched a video on Bonzi Buddy (lmao) and honestly, I kinda love the idea of a desktop assistant. Is there a (obviously not a malware) modern version of the concept?? I remember shimejis from when I was in highschool but those don't have calenders or speak to you. Hell, I'll code my own application if I need to lol I wanna make a bitchy flowey who tells me I got an email or somethin

[theuntitledduser]

Lady Macaron x Bonz eye

The question

Today err tonight is like any other night the bots were partying, the night guard was being interrogated by the agent everything is going well for tonight- but where’s the lost bots!?

*Meanwhile at the lost and founds*

*the lost bots were helping Bonz eye cause tonight was the night Bonz eye was going to ask out the sweet Lady Macaron*

Bugertron:you can do this Bonz!

Kikmee:Yeah Bonz,umm do you normally do your ties like that here let me just-

Dimlit:Here some flowers aswell Bonz eye Jackie helped me pick them out and added some perfume aswell *hands them over to Bonz eye*

Bonz eye:gee thanks guys a lot how will I ever thank you

Bugertron:of course Bonzie and you can thank us by going out there and asking a very important French pastrie*pushes Bonz eye out of the lost and found leading Bonz eye to start her journey to the sugar shocked place*

*while Bonz eye was walking to the sugar shocks thinking about how will she approach and speak lady macaron*

Bonz eye:Hey lady- no *clears throat* hi! Lady would you like to- not quite wasup-nope!

*while the bonzai was constipainted about what to say she was basically up in the clouds about this she did not notice she was being followed by a very cheeky macaron*

Lady Macaron:Vell vwhy don’t you practice whit the real me bonz eye

Bonz eye:OHH lady! *the bonzai was completely red err blue from realizing that the macaron was just right there listening to her* *clears throat* how long have you been standing there *looking away from embarrassment*

Lady Macaron:mmm long enough *sees the flowers in Bonz’s hands* ohhh *grabs them* vho’s the special bot Bonzie~ *waving the flower in her hands*

Bonz eye:Oh umm, soo this are actually for you Lady *she lowered her voice in that last part out of embarrassment*

Lady macaron:Ohh *blushes* umm thanks you iz Zhat all Bonz

Bonz eye: Umm *exhales* I was also wondering if you wanted to go out with me this Saturday aswell *the bonz said getting more blue that she can be compared to a blueberry*

*the macaron noticed change in the Bonz eye’s face*

*Suddenly a chuckle came from the macaron when Bonz eye upped her head she was shocked as she received a small peck on her face very close to her lips*

Lady macaron: *chuckles* sure…..well see vou zhen Bonz eye

*the macaron says as she walks away to her candy store which Bonz eye just realized she was already in front of*

Bonz eye:oh *puts her hand on the place Lady had just kissed her on* okay…….it worked out not bad

*back at the lost and found*

*Bonz eye enters the door*

Bugertron:hey hey- *got pushed by Kikmee* ack

Kikmee:OH my gosh there you are *grabs Bonz eye by the arms tightly* tell us everything and don’t leave out a single detail

Clogstopper: yeah Bonz did ya do it or not big ma- I mean girl

Bugertron:guys give her some space okay but what happened

Bonz eye:*exhales* I did it!

Dimlit:Whooo good job

Bonz eye: *laughs* thanks guys

Bugertron:*looks up* okay gang *claps his hands together* it looks like the mall is bout to open so time to sleep okay

The end

[rainbowxocs]

Daisy probably has Bonzi Buddy on her computer as we speak.

[superbellsubways]

too embaras to make a post abt this... wanted to tag yu and ava but Aaugh explodes..

:3 :3 :3 been rly obsessed abt a virus idea lately ... sorry if this is too much i jusr like computery world building and i lobe 👂🏻 viruses... i had these oldish concepts for one his name was gunna be O-llio (like ollioscope ) that acts as a spyware kinda like bonzi buddy i gueth.

theyre computer-bound at first kinda like giffany from gravity falls ^_^ i like thinming viruses are contained thru those means as a way to stop them from causing more harm to the computer or something idk ... since hes based off of an ollioscope i thougnt itd be fun if he could create soundwaves/bolts w his hands idk. Weirdo guy.

i had more ideas but i dont wanna be annoying AAGH DIES

PLEASE DON'T FEEL EMBARRASSED ABOUT SHARING THESE i love hearing about or seeing ur ideas theyre very fun 😁😁😁!!! speaking of which this one is So awesomes i rlly dig the whole soundwave bolts concept 🤯 really funky design!!!!! i heart him ..❤️

[calamari-minecraft-corner]

The sentient ai au is officially called the digital friend AU—

I am making another Cala as we speak for it bc me and my gf have been spitballing ideas about it but imagine those really old screen mates like bonzi buddy and the sort

[illusionaryneil]

1, 15, 37, and B for Edward :-)

1: What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do? with Edward being heavily inspired Microsoft Agent desktop assistants, he is sorta always doing things, and with him being a virus that is kind doubled since they are always doing random things that the computer owner wouldn't usually see (most of the time)!! if there is a rare instance where he can't really do anything though i think they would last like 10 minutes max before getting incredibly aggravated lol!!

15: How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first? most of the time they just speak on the spot in an almost instantaneous manner because they are able to quickly formulate responses and also because it easily catches whoever owns the computer he hangs out in off guard. i think there would be rare instances where he would actually have to properly think of a response, more so in regards to questions to things that he has never heard about!!

37: Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)?  since they exist in a computer he can just store that sorta information away in a random file if he wanted!! could just have a random document hidden away somewhere to store all of that out of view of the owner of the computer lol!!

B: What inspired you to create them? Edward is heavily inspired by the song One Weird Tip by Lemon Demon!! besides that though he is also heavily inspired by Microsoft Agent assistants, and another good example to point to in Bonzi Buddy i think!! besides those he is inspired by viruses in general, most specifically adware (tried to make his name sorta close to it) and spyware!!

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Probably alphys and the ghost cousins

That's a tough one......idk

I've been in this fandom since i was 10 and this game has way too much sentimental value for me to leave....aside from that though, y'all are mostly chill

That part in the alphys date scene where undyne is like "i don't care if you like manga, you're a great person" or whatever

Death by glamour

PACIFIST IS THE ONLY TRUE ENDING IDC

I NEVER PLAYED IT!!!! My sister just showed me pewdiepie's lets play of the game one day

Mad mew mew

Probably the alphys date scene

Again, never played the game

Honestly that was so long ago that i don't really remember...i was probably scared tbh

I USED to headcanon them as a boy but i have since seen the light and now i headcanon them as intersex nonbinary

Alphys...just her antisocial demeanor and her dorkiness REALLY resonate with me

Idk...probably papyrus?

I'd probably just phase right through it if i tried.....

Probably temmie, i mean....i'm an anxiety-ridden mess and i don't think that would mesh well with the other characters bombastic personalities, temmie seems kinda chill despite her goofiness

Never played the game

Never played the game

I mean....considering i watched pewdiepie's playthrough of the pacifist ending and THEN watched the game grumps playthrough of both pacifist AND genocide....i'd say pacifist

Waterfall, idk...it's kinda chill

Hard to say....probably nabstablook's house or alphys' lab

Nonbinary

Gaster was nonverbal and used sign language to communicate, thus why he's called "the man who speaks in hands"

Cinnamon

Honestly i never really thought about it....i've kinda been wanting to draw what i think they looked like when they were alive though...

That one rock in the ruins

Fuck jerry, marry jerry, kiss jerry, kill jerry IN THAT ORDER!!!!!!

No.

I'm not particularly into UTAUs but i really like outertale :)

Honestly i have a lot of AUs i don't like....most AUs these days are just "undertale but the characters are switched around #7633756642373463" and i'm kinda tired of seeing it, how about we get an AU where the underground is just a giant ikea or something?

Honestly not really....like, YEAH i get to meet fun quirky characters but i also risk breaking my neck and dying (or at the very least having to use a wheelchair for the rest of my life) from falling down

I don't have an undersona but if i did it'd probably be a purple bunny that looks like an old desktop buddy like clippy or bonzi buddy

Because i have a lot of really great memories with the game, like i said: i first got into this game when i was 10 and this game is just so special to me because it's the first fandom i ever joined besides my little pony...

N/A

Glamburger.....honestly i just wanna see what a hamburger with a shitton of glitter on it tastes like

Either endogeny or snowdrake's mother

Honestly i haven't really thought about it past the "speaking in hands" thing, though as an undertale veteran i kinda can't really see him as anything other than sans and papyrus' papa

Yes :)

Honestly i don't draw a lot of undertale fanart because idk how i can even translate most of the characters in my cutesy UwU artstyle

Probably purple or green

Idk

Honestly i'm not as into undertale to the point of "putting characters next to a song like paint swatches" anymore

Idk if you're talking about an AU where everyone's a vocaloid or if you're talking about all the sans/papyrus covers of songs from back in the day but if you're talking about the latter, i LOVED them back in the day!

I don't really care about the asgore discourse tbh

No but i watched the game grumps and jacksepticeye do it

YES!!!!! I watched the pewdiepie one first, THEN the game grumps one, and then a few years later (just 2 years ago i think) i watched the jacksepticeye one

Ashes by NateWantsToBattle is a good one (i also like his deltarune song just a dreamer) the ways that i have died by PixieMage is ALSO a good one, it's a parody of the song ways to say goodbye, i also like shadrow's song hard drive as well as his tasque manager song CTRL

Idk

Tsunderplane

I personally headcanon that they hate humanity because they were emotionally abused and neglected by their parents and the kids at school didn't want to hang around them because they liked playing with roadkill, them falling into the underground was a failed suicide attempt

Dogamy and dogaressa

Probably fear, i don't really remember

A bit of a generic choice but i like revtrosity and his friends' voice acting in his "saying a lot of things as ____" series, i don't like comic dub videos that much but that's a good one

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I NEVER PLAYED THE FUCKING GAME!!!!

Y'know...as a kid i thought papyrus was the oldest since he's taller but i think it's obvious sans is the oldest

Honestly i don't ship anyone in undertale, i used to ship petalflake back in the day but that's about it

I'm mostly neutral about most undertale ships but like....idk, charisk and soriel don't sit well with me, though that could just be because of all the anti-soriel propaganda i saw back in the day and the fact that my first exposure to charisk was a comic dub of them making out in my youtube suggested tab when i was 11.....oh yeah and fuck anyone who ships pedophilia, incest or anything of the sort

Papyrus and undyne are THE friendship of all time!!!

The bridge seed puzzle in waterfall

N/A

I honestly never hated flowey in the first place

The true pacifist ending leaves me in tears EVERY SINGLE TIME

True pacifist

Honestly i think they're nine, i feel like that's old enough to understand what flirting is and young enough to still find enjoyment in playing through the leaves like the flavor text in that one ruins save point says

I mean....when i'm done writing my original story "mundane believers" i have plans on writing an undertale fanfic where sans and papyrus start a band, does that count?

That one bunny girl and her little brother in snowdin, i love bunnies so much you have no IDEA

Humans are overrated, monsters are WAY cooler

That part at the end of the snowdin section where papyrus literally fucking levitates

(Nice) FUCK YOU I'M KINKSHAMING

Never played undertale

N/A

Alphys

Sans i guess

When i first got into undertale i had a bobcut similar to frisk and chara and i REALLY liked the two because of that fact so if i still had that haircut today i'd cosplay one of them but i have since grown my hair out so my choice would probably be mad mew mew

I CAN'T GO TO HELL, I'M ALL OUT OF VACATION DAYS!!!!!

Undertale asks

[SPOILERS!]

1. Who’s your favourite character from UT? 2. Who’s your least favourite character from UT? 3. Your opinion about UT fandon: 4. What’s your favourite quote? 5. What’s your favourite soundtrack? 6. Pacifist, neutral or genocide? 7. Why did you decide to play UT? 8. Favourite battle? 9. Favourite scene? 10. Your first letter to Mettaton was: 11. Your reaction when you saw Omega Flowey for the first time: 12. Your headcanon about Frisk’s gender: 13. Which UT character reminds you of yourself? 14. Which UT character reminds you of your best friend? 15. Would you smooch a ghost? 16. Which UT character would be your best friend? Why? 17. Do you remember your first killed character? Who was that? 18. Did you do sth in game you regret? 19. Which ending was your first? 20. Your favourite land in UT and why: (Snowdin, Waterfall or Hotland) 21. Your favourite place in UT and why: (Undyne’s house for example) 22. Your headcanon about River person’s gender: 23. Your headcanon about one of the UT characters: 24. Butterscouch or cinnamon pie? 25. Your opinion/headcanon about six human souls: 26. With who would you go on a date? 27. Marry, fuck, kiss and kill: 28. Do you wanna have a bad time? 29. Your favourite UT au: 30. Your least favourite UT au: 31. Would you want to fall into underground? 32. Describe or draw your undersona: 33. One reason why you love UT: 34. One reasom why you hate UT: 35. If you could choose one type of food from UT, what would it be? 36. Your favourite amalgamate: 37. Your headcanon about Gaster: who do you think Gaster is to Sans and Papyrus? (Father, brother, uncle etc) 38. Your opinion about bad puns: 39. Do you draw fanarts from UT? If yes, then what do you like the most to draw? 40. Which of human souls fits you the most? 41. What would be the first thing you would to show to Sans, Papyrus or the rest of characters in human world? Why? 42. Which song reminds you of UT or one of the UT characters? Why? 43. Your opinion on underloid: 44. Do you forgive Asgore for what he’s done? 45. Did you pay for Tem’s college? 46. Have you seen any youtube letsplay of UT? 47. Do you listen to any fanmade songs? If so, then which are your favourite? 48. What are your favourite theories? 49. Who is your favourite enemy? (Not including boss monsters) 50. Do you have any headcanons about Chara’s past? (Why they hate humanity, why did they fell to the underground etc) 51. Who is your favourite dog? 52. What was your reaction to true lab? 53. Your fabourite voice acting: 54. At the end of pacifist run did you stay with your friends or did you come back to your family? 55. Who is older - Sans or Papyrus? 56. Your OTP(s): 57. Your NOTP(s): 58. Your BROTP(s): 59. Your favourite puzzle: 60. Which battle was the hardest for you? 61. Did you still hate Flowey after you discovered his true indentity? 62. The saddest moment: 63. Which ending is your favourite? 64. How old do you think Frisk is? 65. Any post pacifist run headcanons? 66. Your favourite NPC: 67. Humans or monsters? 68. The funniest situation: 69. Skeletonfucker, robotfucker, goatfucker or kinkshaming? 70. When playing for the first time how many candies did you take? 71. Did you kill or spare Flowey at the end of the game? 72. If you had to be one of the main characters, which would you choose? 73. If you had to kill one of the main characters which would you choose? 74. Which character(s) would you like to cosplay? 75. Your favourite Burgerpants’ quote?

@w-k-t-k

[twilightmomentswithyou]

calum heard that @himbocalum paid to see charlie puth on wednesday and said “nuh uh, get your ass back in my lane”

[ask-bonzi-bonnie-archived]

Promo

"Hello, Bonzi Bonnie here! I just want you to know that I am here."

"but if any of you are Expand Dong I will hit you with a frying pan."