#bonus show!chat statement: yknow what she DOES look like though? my future wife

[literaphobe]

if show ladynoir and movie ladynoir ever met movie!chat would be like aha bet you call her a watermelon all the time and show!chat would be like no…? no i dont do that. she doesn’t look like a watermelon at all. watermelons have oval-shaped seeds that are more pointed at the top, whereas the spots on my lady’s suit are spherical in nature. why would you even think that. and show!ladybug would start heavily making out with him before whispering ‘are you on the spectrum’ and then go back to heavily making out with him again